Assertive Feline [ID: P-CAT-2023]

[worn ember]

I'm an assertive marmalade,
Puppetmaster to your human brain.
I'm no pet; don't forget—
I'll give headpats
With my chainsaw paw,
If you spout bs.
Go, sprout morbidness!

I'm a violent flowing river,
I'm a distant waterfall,
With birds—BIRDS!
I'm no swimmer,
I'm an inquisitive tabby,
Born in origami pattern.
!!! A STRING, BYE !!!

this

is so confusing and so funny at the same time

i dunno

Thank you for your engagement, nyx!

All I can say is: Cat moment

[unique bluff]

nice 👍👏