[-FLOP] Unprofitable Ventures Inc. - Newbie Friendly / NULL / INDUSTRY / PVE / PVP (ALL TZ WELCOME)

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📢 Unprofitable Ventures Inc. is Recruiting!

🚀 About Us:

• Proud members of SLYCE, based in Etherium Reach.
• Industrial powerhouse: Make ISK while AFK with our corp industry. (Better than PI)
• 100% SRP for your PVP adventures.
• Access to R32 & R64 moons, mining fleets, and amazing ratting systems.
• Free welcome ships to get you started right away.
• Super Newbie Friendly Corp!
• No fleet requirements
• The only limiting factor is the 10 million SP limit, but that is also only so you can already have fun in null.

🎯 What We’re Looking For:

• PVP Pilots: Join our roams and protect our space!
• Fleet Commanders: We need FCs for our small gangs, roams.
• Miners & Industrialists: Come mine with us and in the meantime -> Utilize your industry slots for manufacturing and reactions to rake in the ISK.

💰 Why Join Us?

• ISK-making made easy: No tedious PI – just simple, profitable job runs.
• Mine, rat, build, fight – live the full null-sec experience.
• Start plexing your account with the rewards of our infrastructure and support.

🔗 Join Now:

Be part of a corp where making ISK is easier than ever! Whether you love PvP, mining, or industry, Unprofitable Ventures Inc. is the place for you.

🎙️ Discord: Click here to apply
📩 Contact Us In-Game: Holo Kavees, Nuttycake, Zagar Bheskagor

Unprofitable Ventures Inc. – Because making ISK doesn’t have to be hard! ✨

https://discord.gg/6FQa2Ck3ru

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If you have any questions DM me 🙂

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[-FLOP] Unprofitable Ventures Inc. - Newbie Friendly / NULL / INDUSTRY / PVE / PVP (ALL TZ WELCOME)

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Yo, welcome to the factory of dreams,
Blueprints and beams, where industry screams.
We’re the heart of the market, the soul of the fight,
Unprofitable Ventures, yeah, we’re doing it right.

From frigates to titans, we build it all,
From the smallest tackle to the capital brawl.
ISK ain’t the goal; nah, we ain’t about greed,
We’re the cogs in the machine that the universe needs.

The economy spins ‘cause we’re out here grinding,
Mining belts, hauling loads, contracts signing.
We weld and we craft with a reckless drive,
Our motto’s simple: “Keep the sandbox alive.”

Undocking in ships that we built with care,
Just to lose ‘em in fights, but man, we don’t care.
It’s the thrill of the kill and the joy of the craft,
Every loss is a win when you’re doing the math.

We’re Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, that’s the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.

We’re the shipwrights, the architects of war,
The unsung heroes behind every score.
Your shiny new fleet? Yeah, guess who made it?
We stitched the stars together, no need to debate it.

Our hangars are full, but our wallets ain’t fat,
‘Cause profit’s not the goal – nah, we’re cooler than that.
Every rig, every mod, every hull we touch,
Is a masterpiece, even when it’s blown to dust.

Yo, the battlefield’s lit, and we’re fueling the fire,
With ships in the pyre, it’s how we aspire.
We lose for the economy, we fight for the thrill,
Turning our ISK into wrecks, that’s the ultimate skill.

We’re Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, that’s the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.

We don’t hoard ISK, nah, we invest in the stars,
From mining barges to fleets of Avatars.
The galaxy spins ‘cause we keep it alive,
Builders and fighters, yeah, we thrive in the grind.

No fame, no fortune, just wrecks in our wake,
We build it, we break it – the cycle’s at stake.
Every ship lost is a win for the trade,
Unprofitable Ventures, the game we’ve made.

They call us unprofitable, but they don’t see,
We’re the backbone of the market’s legacy.
Without us, no fleets, no fights, no wars,
We’re the reason capsuleers settle their scores.

So when you undock, just remember this,
Every volley, every kill, every ship you miss,
Came from hands like ours, the unseen grind,
Unprofitable Ventures, the heart of mankind.

We’re Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, that’s the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.

So here’s to the builders, the fighters, the dreamers,
The starship schemers, the market redeemers.
Unprofitable Ventures, where legends are born,
We build to destroy, and we love every storm.

Yeah… welcome to the grind.

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Don't let it flop

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Keep it coming! We’re still looking for a few more members!