Yo, welcome to the factory of dreams,
Blueprints and beams, where industry screams.
Weāre the heart of the market, the soul of the fight,
Unprofitable Ventures, yeah, weāre doing it right.
From frigates to titans, we build it all,
From the smallest tackle to the capital brawl.
ISK aināt the goal; nah, we aināt about greed,
Weāre the cogs in the machine that the universe needs.
The economy spins ācause weāre out here grinding,
Mining belts, hauling loads, contracts signing.
We weld and we craft with a reckless drive,
Our mottoās simple: āKeep the sandbox alive.ā
Undocking in ships that we built with care,
Just to lose āem in fights, but man, we donāt care.
Itās the thrill of the kill and the joy of the craft,
Every loss is a win when youāre doing the math.
Weāre Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, thatās the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.
Weāre the shipwrights, the architects of war,
The unsung heroes behind every score.
Your shiny new fleet? Yeah, guess who made it?
We stitched the stars together, no need to debate it.
Our hangars are full, but our wallets aināt fat,
āCause profitās not the goal ā nah, weāre cooler than that.
Every rig, every mod, every hull we touch,
Is a masterpiece, even when itās blown to dust.
Yo, the battlefieldās lit, and weāre fueling the fire,
With ships in the pyre, itās how we aspire.
We lose for the economy, we fight for the thrill,
Turning our ISK into wrecks, thatās the ultimate skill.
Weāre Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, thatās the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.
We donāt hoard ISK, nah, we invest in the stars,
From mining barges to fleets of Avatars.
The galaxy spins ācause we keep it alive,
Builders and fighters, yeah, we thrive in the grind.
No fame, no fortune, just wrecks in our wake,
We build it, we break it ā the cycleās at stake.
Every ship lost is a win for the trade,
Unprofitable Ventures, the game weāve made.
They call us unprofitable, but they donāt see,
Weāre the backbone of the marketās legacy.
Without us, no fleets, no fights, no wars,
Weāre the reason capsuleers settle their scores.
So when you undock, just remember this,
Every volley, every kill, every ship you miss,
Came from hands like ours, the unseen grind,
Unprofitable Ventures, the heart of mankind.
Weāre Unprofitable Ventures, Inc., yeah, thatās the name,
Building dreams in the void, playing the game.
We live to construct and we fight to destroy,
Bringing life to the market, chaos to deploy.
So hereās to the builders, the fighters, the dreamers,
The starship schemers, the market redeemers.
Unprofitable Ventures, where legends are born,
We build to destroy, and we love every storm.
Yeah⦠welcome to the grind.