Kill the person above

[dreamy geyser]

The black hole absorbed our world.

[twilit temple]

I think You’re suppose to kill me not you

[torpid kestrel]

I kill the person above and hide in a bunker immune to explosions

[warm raven]

im still alive

just not in real worl

but rather the backroom

[twilit temple]

Ah okay, but im also alive due to the evacuation system

[warm raven]

the evacuation system also off cuz the electric is off

trust

just die

[twilit temple]

Ah..

Should have added a backup generator

[warm raven]

well

its an accident

[twilit temple]

It wasnt murder

[twilit temple]

I pump mustard gas into the Ventilation system

[warm raven]

its kill the person above, not murder the person above

aslong as u die u die

[twilit temple]

And i use this bunker with an air filter

[analog cosmos]

I am steve

[inland shuttle]

drown in quicksand while having their bones violently discombobulated

[dreamy geyser]

scp-173 is right behind you

[coarse light]

i break your bones
including your spine
i then go back in time and hide in a random unknown time period

[dreamy geyser]

You were not safe. I went with you, then SCP-173 snapped your neck.

[analog cosmos]

I run this on a quantum computer

while (personAbove) {
  personAbove.remove();
  personAbove = document.querySelector('.person-above');
}

//it deletes every person above me till theres none left

[dreamy geyser]

Then it deleted yourself

[inland shuttle]

you got put into stereo madness and died at the first spike

[dreamy geyser]

you were sucked into ton 618

[inland shuttle]

you were eaten by caseoh

[coarse light]

i killed you
then i go into witness protection (dont ask how ok)

[dreamy geyser]

The sun exploded into a supernova, then all planets exploded too. Then your space suit was sucked into a black hole, causing you to suffocate.

[torpid kestrel]

You forgot to defend yourself, so I kill you. Then, I live inside the moon and have infinite cheese

[dreamy geyser]

You were sucked into a black hole.

[coarse light]

I strangle you
I then set time back to 200 BC, no technology exists now. I then hide somewhere alone.

[dreamy geyser]

Every time you say something, you are DEAD.

[torpid kestrel]

*I use the uno reverse card

[dreamy geyser]

COUNTER REVERSE!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!

[coarse light]

I kill you then kill myself
that way even reverses do not work

[torpid kestrel]

I revive you and kill you, then I hide inside a disaster proof bunker

[dreamy geyser]

Your bunker just collapsed and then you got hit by 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999945786345763457864578645786457868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686 nukes.

[warm raven]

one of the nuke got accidentally dropped to your side and you are dead, me that def dont know anything and have nothing to do with the incident is hiding in a bunker that cant collapse

[silk notch]

I am Pursuer, i can enter the bunker invisible, i unshroud and then kill you.
I am still hiding

[hearty bay]

I can vomit nukes, so i will fly with my pet thunderbird and vomit nukes at you to kill you.
good luck attacking me from above. i'm flying, and i can nuke you.

[coarse light]

I begin flying as well. I go behind you and slice your throat and destroy your stomach. I send everyone to the stone age and bring advanced weapons only for me and ensure everyone else goes back with NOTHING.

I then destroy the machine directly afterwards

[hearty bay]

I open CMD and run $sudo rev v2025 and that is it

[brisk radish]

I remove your will to live by showing that

[coarse light]

I remove your admin perms and delete you
I then start a game of hide and seek where Im an expert hider

[brisk radish]

I point out that sudo permissions are separate from Windows "admin" permissions

And then push my glasses up my nose

🤓

[coarse light]

Okay so I find you and stab you 28 times and then go into back to my hide and seek game

[analog cosmos]

I zap you over and over till you pass otu from pain, then I delete you from existence.

[coarse light]

I break your bones and leave you to die I guess, and then drink an invincibility minecraft potion

[torpid kestrel]

I make minecraft illegal, and you are executed with 500 million others. Then I become a dictator

[north shoal]

I launch a coup to overthrow your government and unban minecraft so I have a loyal following

[coarse light]

I cancel you on twitter and a rioting mob kills you, I then split my conscience across 1000s of games

[magic bear]

i shut the internet down and i teleport the user below me to my location

[unborn sluice]

I synthesize a spinning quad lightsaber into existence and shred you like a banana

[coarse light]

I shoot you with Golf Ball’s ray gun and become too lovable to kill

[hearty bay]

love does not matter, i stab you

[round sonnet]

i shoot you with gun and acquire a wooden shield for my defense

[coarse light]

I crush you with a comically large hammer that can smash wood, I then go to sleep in a bunker with military grade protection and bodyguards outside

[unborn sluice]

I turn into a black hole and spaghettify you by hugging you as tight as I can

[torpid kestrel]

I become a cactus with giant thorns, and hire 500 hitmans who can stop a nuke

[north shoal]

I casually explode the sun and hide in its sputtering core after using a fire resistance potion.

[onyx crescent]

I point an positron laser at the sun's sputtering core and fire it creating a supernova as i casually relax on a spaceship

[unborn sluice]

I compress a neutron star into an atom and create a black hole consuming everything

[dreamy geyser]

34578634578634578645764576457864578645786345786457863457864578645786457846578965789657897657897658976578965789 missiles were following you

[torpid kestrel]

I kill you and read a book

[north shoal]

The book had a bomb in it, and I hide outside of the universe

[olive canopy]

i summon a black hole that swallows the multiverse but not me

[twilit temple]

You’re in a Vacuum and suffocate because theres no Oxygen/Matter. meanwhile im hiding in a spaceship outside of the 3rd Dimension, the spaceship is capable of teleportation and production of Matter/Energy. the spaceships exterior is completely indestructible and it’s surrounded by a shield that prevents all attempts to teleport/noclip inside. The shield also pulverizes anything that attempts to breach the shield

[north shoal]

Your game got scrapped and I replaced you. The developer lost access to my files and thus was unable to delete me.

[silk notch]

The file got corrupted, i am now a god

[restive portal]

no one believes in you and so you don't exist

i am living inside an atom (i'm smaller than an atom)

[hasty bane]

i send 3141592653589 electrons toward your direction

[vital onyx]

Take Plank and Nail to blocking door and window in old house
Get you to Old house and Burn house now

[unborn sluice]

i take broken old microwave and cook everything in the room above me with broken old microwave

[olive canopy]

i fix the broken old microwave and stuff you in it and close the door, then i stuff the microwave in the oven and broil you.

[coarse light]

i become resistant to heat and dying and heat up the entire universe until everything dies and stay like that

[twilit temple]

Everything died and with that you too

I become god and have the ability to respawn

[magic bear]

/gamemode hardcore@twilit temple
/kill @twilit temple
/gamemode creative @magic bear

[restive portal]

/tp @magic bear 0 -200 0
(you're playing in java edition)

my defense:
i hide in a random spot in the amazon rainforest

[cloud yarrow]

i start an illegal logging business that kills you to protect their secret and then turn them over to the police under the guise of being forced into managing them and go into witness pretection

//back to reality unfortunately

[vital onyx]

Use Lead to Food
Man eat food of posion lead die now

[twilit temple]

I shoot you several times because you didnt protect yourself

I clip out of reality where the laws of physics are optional

[regal viper]

C:\Users\utente>net user Aqua_Axolotol008 /delete

C:\Users\utente>net localgroup administrators utente /add

[dreamy geyser]

/kill @e

[vital onyx]

Use Gun radioactive

[torpid kestrel]

Yall r not defending. I kill you by killing you and become the Whooping Cough

[regal viper]

as you try to infect me with pertussis, the DTaP vaccine and then Tdap wich i take before you infect me manage to fight you off, eradicating the infection from my body (idk how to word this well)

↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A and i enable godmode cheats

[magic bear]

I report you and you get banned, then I make a deal with One to become a puppeteer of the entire universe

[robust cave]

I only got banned for one day and “One” declined the deal and sent you to space where you inevitably suffocate.

I make a dome of indestructible walls with infinite food/water source and live there happily

[vital onyx]

How to kill all on earth
Use move moon to earth of explode

[torpid kestrel]

You forgot to defend, so i swiftly stab you in the back. Then I spawn 10000 wardens to protect me

[warm raven]

i throw a flash bang that stun all of them, cuz they blind and ear is enhanced they stun for longer, i walk and stab u, then i pretend to be u with the 10k wardens protecting me although this time they have adapted to the flash bang so same trick wont be able to go again

[rough saddle]

I bang pots and pans to make the wardens leave you and then stab you

I make a fortress out of cheese

[warm raven]

i bring a swiss w me and they took all the cheese to make a cheese fondue, as ur now exposed i stab u with a bigger knife

i used a tibetan monk technique i learned ten years ago to make my body as hard as diamond

[lethal jungle]

I lock you in a box filled with cememnt,slowly suffocating you and/or starving you
I use bonnie from fnaf as my defense as he "does not abide by the laws of space,time,and physics"

[rough saddle]

i put a door in front of bonnie and make him turn away
i drown you in melted cheese

i place a large cement dome with a small hole for oxygen around me

[lethal jungle]

//no you're supposed to like also put a defense

[rough saddle]

i for gor

[leaden bluff]

I stay inside a dorm with a strong turret and game consoles

[lethal jungle]

//how do you kill perso n above vro

[torpid kestrel]

I kill you by killing you and become harry potter( I am unkillable for now)

[regal viper]

Avada Kedavra

as for my defense, i become V1 from ultrakill and start parrying everything

[lethal jungle]

Emp bomb then softlock yo ahh with a portal gun

Omni directional uno reverse rotating sheild sandwiched by 4 nokias on both sides with iron fist APS and 36 AK630 CIWS systems using he-vt or saphei

[torpid kestrel]

Didn't Harry survive it the first time?

[lethal jungle]

//you need to put //

[torpid kestrel]

//my bad

[regal viper]

// the first time, but this is not the second time

[warm raven]

i use my traumatised lego figure that according to the lore is super strong and just so happen to have an anti-Omni directional uno reverse rotating sheild sandwiched by 4 nokias on both sides with iron fist APS and 36 AK630 CIWS systems using he-vt or saphei
gun,

i use ryna as a human shield

[lethal jungle]

//lowk children fight ahh move
"I have a nuclear bomb!"
"my character is immune to nukes"
"uhh ok ill use a spike pit"
"My character is immune to spikes"

still cool tho

I go in for a melee kill and strike you at the both sides at once so you cant defend

Im inside a supermassive blackhole's singularity,with anti-gravity devices to negate time dilation and spaghettification 🍝

[warm raven]

i throw a big knife and the knife travel to singularity stabbing u so u die, i then get inside my very cool def strong L3/33 tank that got googly eye

[lethal jungle]

13 pe-8 fab-5000 land in a circle around you,atomziing you.

i use nokia armor

[magic bear]

i stab you in the breath holes since those are exposed, then i enable creative mode, and remove OP from everyone

[warm raven]

i stand up from my computer and go outside, then walk to the internet servers and mine a lot c4 there, then they explode and as the internet went down u cry and uhhh your head explode

i cover myself in grass so im camouflaged and none of yall can touch me

[lethal jungle]

napalm bomb the crass and once we spot you if you aint burnt,carpet bomb you
I hide in the kolasuperdeep borehole in a thermally insulated oxygen suplied 10x10x10 concrete bunker

[warm raven]

cow very angry u destroy their restaurant, so they just start to smash their head into the concrete bunker and smash u til ur just some blood splatter.

I become a shapeshifter and just hide in tokyo cuz no way u can find me without killing everyone which is very illegal and def dont do that

[lethal jungle]

//isnt the borehoel like 10km+ underground

[lethal jungle]

I recreate hiroshima.
I hide in a sextuple layered box with sufficient air and food rations bade and each layer is a 5 meter thick wall of minecraft bedrock alternated with 14 meters of sandboxels walls(this pair layer is repeated 6x)

[warm raven]

// uhuh, they smash the ground until reach you and cuz they very mad they dont care and continue smashing while farting (important detail)

[restive portal]

i use eraser to erase the walls, bedrock, and you
i hide in 1 million people so that no one can find me

[vital onyx]

Bro
One player use X-ray

[magic bear]

I kill everyone, then I eat a yoyleberry and turn metal!

[restive portal]

your entire body turns metal and a lot of matter is produced, thus creating a explosion with the force equivalent to around a million tonnes of tnt
meanwhile i terraform mars and travel there

[coarse light]

you forgot to get a livable atmosphere and you suffocate and freeze to death
i wear an unbreakable and heat masking and invisible suit that makes me unseeable

[tardy trout]

I find a one use comand block and run
/kill RiftedInk
i hide in a me recovery center

[tardy trout]

//hey

[lethal jungle]

//oh

//shi

//youeed to put a defense

[tardy trout]

//done

[magic bear]

i fill it with bugs, you die
i run away

[lethal jungle]

140 mega gaster blasters creating a solid wall of BSzT 200m by 50m(vertical)

English or spanis
If you move you're gay
Si te mueves, eres gay

[magic bear]

I didn't move.
I use telekinesis to grab a sword and stab you
I use a yoylite to bend reality that makes it so if anyone moves they die, instead of being gay

[lethal jungle]

128 totems of undying so i teleport in increments near you and then teleport inside of you

If you move,you get sent to the ourside of the universe and gets vaporized/nonexistent

[pulsar zephyr]

Old age :3

[torpid kestrel]

I kill you and then I hide ina random star in space

[pulsar zephyr]

Heat stroke

[torpid kestrel]

Did you read the rules? You need a defence. I kill you and become a random dust particle in space

[regal viper]

i wait 10^100^100^100 years until the heat death of the universe and a bigbang and repeat. as for my defense i become gordon freeman

// pretty sure in that time you'd be technically "dead" i think

[cloud yarrow]

i summon gaben who deletes halflife which removes gordon freeman from existence, for my defense i clone myself 12 nonillion times and spread all the clones across the multiverse

[lethal jungle]

I create a time fracture severe enough to collapse the universe
I hide and constantly teleport every 14 microseconds to a random planet/dwarf planets core with heat resistance and pressure resistance

[pulsar zephyr]

Oooh okay- Sorry!

I get in your lungs, get "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

[ocean depot]

um, you die.

[magic bear]

um, you die, cuz u got no defense, anyways i fly away with wings

[coarse light]

i get a professional bird sniper to kill you
then i disappear in a deadly invincible dungeon that one must cross through to kill me

[lethal jungle]

I gas the entire dungeon with every poisonous gas,liquid,and wlso extreme radiation.
Nokia box

[restive portal]

anyways i become the immortal snail

// oh nice i reached level 4

[lethal jungle]

I give you to the gate guardian,now youre erased from existence
hide in completed death star 2

[regal viper]

I get insider knowledge and I know where you are inside, then I infiltrate the death star and shoot you in the head repeatedly

for my defense, i start doing barrel rolls in the hope to barrel roll any attack

[silver marsh]

I fart at a neutron star which causes it to become a pulsar which then starts to travel to you and once it gets close enough it bombards you with enough radiation to kill all of earth's life forms

My defense is turning into a tardigrate that is hibernating

[tardy trout]

I put β-mercaptoethanol on you and go into the world of roblox but it has a good ceo

[torpid kestrel]

I hire a professional to kill the ceo, and replace it with the ceo whos dating y/n. Now the game has hundreds of bugs and is dying, so I exploit the bug to go enter and kill you. I become Y/N

[silk notch]

You got assasinated
I am now as fast as a light

[warm raven]

u tripped on a cat and u crash into a wall at lightspeed causing an explosion and u dead, i hide behind that tree over there

[twilit temple]

You stepped on a WW2 landmine and exploded, i hide in a bunker below Mount Olympus, on Mars

[cloud yarrow]

the curiosity rover revives and runs you over, i wear a hat and fake moustache to disguise myself

[twilit temple]

You get hit by a car on accident
I now work as a cameraman

[mint dust]

your camera breaks from the car debris, you have lost all of your cameraman powers and die of a heart attack, i fix your camera and become a new camera man

[magic bear]

sadly the camera is actually a eldritch horror demon so it eats you alive, i craft and equip plot armor

[cloud yarrow]

i change the story into a genre deconstruction and the plot armor slowly drives you insane until you get yourself killed by no longer even understanding the world around you, i wear a hat and fake moustache and sunglasses to disguise myself

[olive canopy]

i have x-ray glasses and slip a poison dagger down your spine and go to the backrooms and be a monster for a while

[twilit temple]

You get hit by a Car that noclipped infront of you.
i do nothing and wait on a plastic garden chair

[silver marsh]

i cause a earthquake by exploding a nuclear powerplant which causes a sink hole below filled with magma
i hide somewhere in a star system in the andromeda galaxy hoping noone knows where i am

[cloud yarrow]

the infamous loan shark mr.noone does infact know where you are and the fact that you owe him money so he kills you as soon as he realizes you fled, i wear a hat and fake moustache and sunglasses and a headband to disguise myself

[round sonnet]

i randomly kill you in a mass shooting. i hide somewhere but i wont tell you where because that would make it easier

[hasty bane]

I call upon the omniverses most powerful warriors: undyne, the henchmaniacs, and reset time to the beginning of this entire post, now all kills must line up with the one after each other from the beginning:

i enter the nightmare realm to avoid dying.

[olive canopy]

i go to heaven and have god smite you down

[cloud yarrow]

//how do you survive/defend?

[olive canopy]

//i survive by living forever in heaven and god protects me heehee

[cloud yarrow]

you try to dunk a basketball into a halo and get immediately superkilled and sent to ultrahell, i disguise myself with groucho glasses

[olive canopy]

i get third birth granted by god and then ban glasses on earth (only contacts) and you get sent to the lake of firrrreee

[obsidian tangle]

You stumble in a forrest and impale your brain through the eye by falling into a very robust and sharp stick

I built a luxury bunker 50 m under the earth and watch with planted cameras

[magic bear]

// wouldnt that mean you just die??

[cloud yarrow]

//no he just went there, dont mean he stayed

[lethal jungle]

// PEOPLE PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE SAY YOUR GODAMN DEFENSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[obsidian tangle]

//whoopsies

[prisma totem]

I use a bunker buster

my defense is being dead because I got teleported to within the rock above the bunker :(

[obsidian tangle]

I respawn you before teleporting you to the surface of the sun

I hide in a 10x enforced under water luxury base in the mariana trench with wifi, food, water and, electricity

[lethal jungle]

I carpet bomb every bit of the trench eith 75 kiloton nukes

I hide in a bunker made with triple layered nokias nd sum uno reverse cards idk

[obsidian tangle]

I cut My uno reverse cards in half and pour water on the Nokias before applying a 3 amp 50kV current onto the wet surfaces of the Bunker

I mask myself as a random average Joe in a random small town in a random country

[rough saddle]

i bomb the town

I go deep underground and create a kingdom of dwarves where i live

[silver marsh]

i accidently plant a evil mushroom that infects a tree with extremely deep roots which are near the dwarves kingdom's food source and a mushroom grows on top of the ceiling of the food source which leaks poisonous liquid on the food, every dwarve eventually die from the food after 10 days and you also have eaten the food so you die

i hide on a alien planet with life that orbits a pulsar and the planet is very radioactive and hide very deep in the caves hoping the 4ft tall apex predators on land that walks 30 mph will maul any people on their land

[obsidian tangle]

The radiation will kill you in a few days

I just book a nice holiday on the Maldives and relax while waiting

[noble marlin]

Your waiting for a massive meteor to slam into you.

I am in nousernamefound's walls

[obsidian tangle]

The walls are filled with asbestos, Uranium 238 and fiber as well as a 20volt exposed wire, you will die a painful and pitiful death

I hide in a chinese labour camp as a guard

[cloud yarrow]

you get killed in a revolution, i wear a full set of clown makeup (wig and nose included) to disguise myself

[obsidian tangle]

You get mistaken as a killer clown and get shot,

I am the judge in the case against the arresting officer and rig the trial

[lethal jungle]

I sneak in 137 gallons of cyanide gas and fume the courtroom,allowing my spirit to pass on semi-peacefully into purgatory

I have [TREE(5)] lives

[cloud yarrow]

you get shot by an infinitely precise shotgun whose amount of ammunition surpasses the buchholz hierarchy, i wear a tophat to disguise myself

[obsidian tangle]

An anti aristocrat spots your comically exaggerated tophat, which makes him go berserk, to which he proceeds to swiss-cheese you.

I enjoy this spectacle from the comfort of a 12x enforced armoured vehicle motorcade which all look the same

[warm raven]

I use a 70s cartoon bullet that one by one moved in an out of every car until it moved between all the gap such as the engine, radiator and a/c gap then blitzed to your ear and passed through it getting into your brain and somehow squeezed through the wrinkle in your brain where it find a smaller you controlling your body which get hit by the bullet in your actual car

i then proceed to run to a wall painting a tunnel that after i pass through become an actual painting

[magic bear]

I wash the painting away
I then become the president

[obsidian tangle]

You're John F. Kennedy on the 22nd November 1963 in dalls texas at the dealy plaza at 12:30 local time.

I am employed at the Pentagon

[cloud yarrow]

The hexagon takes over and kills you, i disguise myself with a big blue wig

[obsidian tangle]

Some girl you had beef with in 4th grade wig snatches you and out of shock you fall and hit your head internally decapitating yourself

I dont wear a wig

[prisma totem]

I convince the entire world to pass laws making not wearing a wig punishable with death

I wear a wig

[north shoal]

I hire a hitman to take off your wig and hide in the earth's core

(With 2 wigs)

[cloud yarrow]

your wigs are infected with anthrax which kills you, i wear 3 wigs

[obsidian tangle]

You get executed for mocking the wig regime

I become the regime and abolish wig wearing

[cloud yarrow]

you get smited by the almighty buggs bunny for stopping the bit, i wear 69 wigs

[obsidian tangle]

I turn back the clock and decide to make wearing wigs constitutional law.

A hurricane blows away all your wigs and you get executed

[magic bear]

I kill you with a knife
and i hide behind a tree

[obsidian tangle]

//Rude

[obsidian tangle]

//Mention your defense

//And how you kill me

[cloud yarrow]

the tree falls down and squashes you, i wear a hat that looks like a wig but isnt

[obsidian tangle]

The secret police force captures and executes you for mocking them with your fake wig.

I drink a nice bo'le o' wa'er

[cloud yarrow]

the nice bo'le o'wa'er shanks you for being too bri'ish, i wear 4 wigs on my hands and feet

[obsidian tangle]

You slip onto electrified rails because the wigs were oily and get fried to a crisp golden brown.

I wear a generic wig and a generic outfit and hide in the masses

[lethal jungle]

Orbital bombardment

I wear a planet costume and orbit around a random star

[warm raven]

the orbital bombardment mistakes u for the planet they need to bombard

i wear only wig

[cloud yarrow]

[lethal jungle]

I hid a tracker in the wig

a

[prisma totem]

I take your a, removing your protection, and then just shoot you since it's smarter than a complicated trap

I use a π for defense

[cloud yarrow]

the π crushes you under its endless mass, i wear 90000 wigs to disguise myself

[obsidian tangle]

A normal wig weighs 300 gramms

So lets use x=300

Now lets multiply x×90000

This equals to 300×90000 which is 27 Million gramms

27 Million divided by 1000 is 27.000 Kg or 27 Tons.

Therefore you get crushed by your pure ignorance and I wont have to do anything.

I wear one nice wig and go to the English Parliament since I won't be noticed there.

[river heron]

you where putted in a coma and someone steals your brain because you're too smart

i go to proxima centauri and have an space station there

[obsidian tangle]

A piece of stardust accelerated at 99.9999999999999999999999% the speed of light hits a wall of your space station which creates a 12 inch hole and causes a explosive decompression. You get shredded into a pulpy mess.

I hide on the bridge of a nuclear reactor.

[river heron]

the radiation of the nuclear reactor kills you

I hide in Minecraft safest base

[north shoal]

Creeper, awh man!

I hide in the safest hytale base

[obsidian tangle]

The servers get shutdown

I hide in a dvd of the lego movie

[cloud yarrow]

you get kragled, i wear a backwards wig

[obsidian tangle]

You get executed for disrespecting the sacred wigs

I hide in a dvd of the lego movie 2

//Also isn't getting kragled just being paralyzed?

[north shoal]

You are experimented on in an attempt to restore your ability to move and tragically died

I drank a resistance potion

[obsidian tangle]

//huh

[cloud yarrow]

i poison you with milk to remove the resistance potion and then push you off a cliff, i wear a bulletproof wig

[obsidian tangle]

I wig snatch you and you get executed for not wearing a wig

I weld a wig to my head

[cloud yarrow]

you die to welding fumes, i weld a wig and welding mask to my head

[north shoal]

I overthrow the wig regime and abolish wigs, hunting down anyone still wearing a wig as supporters of the regime.

Me and my supporters then hide inside a cardboard box, superpositioning ourselves.

[cloud yarrow]

i observe the box which collapses the superposition into the state of your death, i wear an anti-wig

[obsidian tangle]

I reestablish the wig regime as the new supreme leader and drown you in arsenic

I am the supreme leader so I got protection

[lethal jungle]

Supreame leader...of the empire. You get thrown into a reactor shaft and the sequels are not canon

Prop hunt irl

[obsidian tangle]

You get banned irl for speed hacking

I wear a nice wig

[lethal jungle]

During the french revolution. To the guillotine!

I am a wig

[obsidian tangle]

You get snatched and thrown into a fire

I wear a wig helmet

[lethal jungle]

/defence?

[obsidian tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/elio-lizard-button-gif-10528652411096742370

[cloud yarrow]

//lizard lol

[bronze ginkgo]

Your wig helmet did not protect against a falling meteor

[magic bear]

Your nonexistent defense did not protect against a knife

[exotic bridge]

Your knife was plastic and i used a black hole to kill u.

[spice creek]

I can only die if you solve my riddle

I am small, but wide
I used to be normal but now im stretching
Its very dark, and im in pain
What am i?

[bronze ginkgo]

A falling plane has no need for riddles, so either you die or end up in extreme pain.

I defend myself with fish

[cloud yarrow]

//your mom

[warm raven]

i use a swordfish and challenge u in a lancing battle, i lost then die

[bronze ginkgo]

I place a demon core in front of you, run, and pull the rope keeping it open out so it explodes, making sure you are dead

I protect myself with a sword and longbow

[warm raven]

I alr die

I didnt kill the person above

[vital onyx]

I WANT EAT

[obsidian tangle]

A sword and longbow don't save you from getting sucked into a General Electric GE90-115B Turbofan Engine

I stand at my gate wearing a wig and waiting for my flight 🛫

[spice creek]

The flight hits the pentagon. I can only die if someone says the block im thinking of in minecraft. Hint, you need to craft it. Any attemps to kill me without solving fail.

[cloud yarrow]

minecraft.wiki/w/Block
i wear a pig wig

[obsidian tangle]

Another pig eats you because it thinks you are a pig carcass

I'm staying at the White Lotus in Maui

[bronze ginkgo]

staying at the white lotus in Muai doesnt prevent a thermonuclear bomb from exploding above you

I wear a wig pig

[cloud yarrow]

pigs are heavy, wig pig or otherwise, it crushes you, i wear a whig

[obsidian tangle]

You get mauled to death by Brian Griffin due to saying whig instead of wig.

I wear a wig at the White Lotus Taormina and enjoy a cake with cool-whip

[cloud yarrow]

the cool-whip was actually hot-whip and you die from how unrefreshing it was, i wear a wug

[spice creek]

Antimatter ray kills u, i am a black hole, just giv3 up.

[obsidian tangle]

In a never seen physical paradox you reach a mass so high that you collapse and discombobulate restoring the original state of all sucked in mass

I wear an radiation proof wig at the White Lotus Koh Samui

[lethal jungle]

12 guage shotgun.

I wear 178 robes

[obsidian tangle]

Your shoulder get crushed by around 267kg of weight

I wear a radiation proof, bullet proof, stupidity proof, all proof wig at the White Lotus Côte d'Azur

[lethal jungle]

temu wig,still got 12 guage'd

I ear dr stranges wigs(178x) so they hover and dont generate any weight on me

[bronze ginkgo]

The wigs did not provide any protection against a stray unguided missile

I make a perfect replica of me out of wig pigs and then wear a wig pig wig

[cloud yarrow]

the wig pig wig contains asbestos and poisons you, i wear a jig wig

[obsidian tangle]

The jigwig you are wearing was made by jigsaw and contained packets of hexafluoroantimonic acid which liquified your head

I wear a radiation proof, bullet proof, stupidity proof, all proof wig from Balenciaga at the White Lotus Carribbean

[bronze ginkgo]

The wig was a wish.com wig resold on Amazon and is covered in a bacteria designed to cause TB in the lungs, this bacteria is immune to all antibiotics and is on a fine dust that was spread throughout the air which was inevitably inhaled

I hire someone to make overly elaborate booby traps to protect me

[cloud yarrow]

the booby traps are so elaborate that you lose track of them and get killed by one, i wear a big wig

[bronze ginkgo]

The big wig did not protect against a falling moon

I hide in a big wig

[regal viper]

i burn your wig with a flamethrower (killing you in the process)

i put on a gas masks and start throwing pieces of asbestos at people

[bronze ginkgo]

The gas mask was too loose and some fibres got in your lungs causing you to get poisoned

I hide in a metal wig surrounded by FOOF suspended midair

[regal viper]

// satan's kimchi?

[bronze ginkgo]

// yes

[obsidian tangle]

The metal wig melts after getting absolutely bamboozled by my pocket heat ray

I wear a heatproof metal wig in the pentagon with the highest security clearance

[bronze ginkgo]

The heatproof metal wig would not withstand a thermonuclear bomb, nor would the pentagon

I hide in a 100% energy absorbing wig that also absorbs force and is made of metal

[torpid kestrel]

You suffocate inside the wig, and you die. I buy 1 million bodyguards

[obsidian tangle]

The million bodyguards year for freedom and unionize. They proceed to execute you.

I wear a theft proof wig

[river heron]

the wig was rigged with a bomb, and it exploded killing you

i went to a stadium and hid in the crowd

[cloud yarrow]

the stadium was rigged with a bomb, and it exploded killing you, i wear a stadium wig

[obsidian tangle]

The stadium crushes you

I wear a original Balenciaga wig

[bronze ginkgo]

A honey badger with rabies was nesting in it and it bit you

I hide inside a stadium wig crowd

[obsidian tangle]

There is a mass panic and you get crushed

I wear a wig and am vaccinated against Rabies

[warm raven]

The badger inside the wig is overweight, u got crushed by its weight

I hide under a blanket

[obsidian tangle]

The blanket was overweight and crushed your lung's

I hide in a 2009 Nissan Altima

[warm raven]

The 2009 Nissan Altima got hit by an overweight badger and got crushed

I hide in an overweight badger

[obsidian tangle]

You get arrested for intentional vehicular manslaughter and get the death penalty

Im the judge and wear a classic judge wig

[warm raven]

I summon Rue and he beat you up to a pulp then saves me

Rue will then protect me from attacks, especially attacks made by jaydaygamer1

[obsidian tangle]

Rue gets unsatisfied with your working conditions and decides to look for a new contractor, I hire Rue and pay him 20¥ more than his previous salary. He then proceeds to throw you in an active Volcano.

Since Rue works for me under a contract guaranteeing always being paid 20¥ above industry standards, I have stolen his loyalty and protection from you.

[warm raven]

nooo rue

[cloud yarrow]

rue

[warm raven]

rue become greedy and kill u, she then stole all your money so she doesnt need to get paid anymore.

I become rue pet so she will protect me

[obsidian tangle]

Rues yellowish colour comes from high radiation so you get radiation poisoning and die a gruesome death

I wear radiation and poisoning protective clothes

[warm raven]

Rue rages cuz she accidentally killed me, she then went on a rampage killing everyone and also killed u

My next reincarnation then become a cat and u dont know which cat it is

[obsidian tangle]

You are Schrödingers cat but the he looked inside the box

I am Schrödinger

[warm raven]

When schrodinger aka you looked away i got revived, then i bite ur ball til u die a gruesome death

I drink a potion that every time damage is inflicted to me the cause of that damage got the same damage, also i hired rue again to become my bodyguard, she now not greedy

[obsidian tangle]

Rue is a communist now and revolts against her employer (aka you) she rips your head off and becomes the Chairwoman of the Communist Central Committee of Ruelandia .

I am the President of North Dakota

[warm raven]

Rue , comrade, i may or may not be also a commie, just look at my username, anyways me with rue decided to invade north dakota, we then sent a sniper to kill u

Rue give me bodyguard so im safe

[obsidian tangle]

North Dakota is a part if NATO so you get nuked by a Minuteman-III ICBM as a response by NATO

I buy a Rue Mk II on the black Market

[warm raven]

I get a cute rue that rizzes up Rue Mk II , she then took Rue Mk II to beat you up

I then got Xok to protect me, while rue's uhh get married and their family protect me

[obsidian tangle]

Xok is feeling jealous because he is lonely so he eats cute Rue and in response Rue Mk II rips up Xok and you since you're his owner.

I am Rue Mk II's therapist and offer her mental support

[warm raven]

grindset

[warm raven]

I got a santa Rue that is more powerful, using his santa hat thingy he can spew out anything, santa rue then choke you to death then pulverized Rue Mk II using a beam of laser

I made this santa rue , he wont kill me ever but rather protect me, he also wont ever be bribed

[obsidian tangle]

Santa Rue found out you were naughty this year so he feeds you to Angy Rue

I am on the nice list this year so Santa Rue spares me for now

[warm raven]

cryboo

[cloud yarrow]

[river heron]

i use the power of to delete and then ban you from the world

i also use to make an unbreakable shield

[cloud yarrow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO RUE

you drop the unbreakable shield and die when you trip over it, i revive and wear a -themed wig

[obsidian tangle]

has been copyrighted to Nintendo so it's © now. You get DMCA'd for illegal use and get executed by the Nintendo Ninjas.

I am Shigeru Miyamoto so I live eternaly.

[bronze ginkgo]

Shigeru Miiyamoto is copyrighted by Nintendo so you get sued for illegal use and get executed by the Nintenjas

I am Nintendo so i live eternally

[obsidian tangle]

Nintendo is copyrighted by Nintendo so you get sued for illegal use and get executed by the Nintenjas

I am Sega so i live eternally

[bronze ginkgo]

sega crashes and crumbles and then is bought by nintendo

i hide in a pig wig wig pig pig wig pig wig wig pig wig

[obsidian tangle]

You had a stroke and died

I hide in a bunkerbusterbombwig

[bronze ginkgo]

you had a stronk and did

twice

i hide in a wig

[obsidian tangle]

The wig gets burned in a house fire and explodes since it was a cheap chinese one

I hide in a self extinguishing human hair wig.

[bronze ginkgo]

the wig was from temu and was made of asbestos

you now have lung cancer

i hide in a pig wig

[obsidian tangle]

//wouldn't I still be alive just cancerous?

[bronze ginkgo]

// you would be in a lot of pain possibly and if untreated die

[obsidian tangle]

You get a undiscovered virus from the wig that's deadly to humans but not pigs

I am in a vaccination facility

[bronze ginkgo]

the vaccination facility was bombed by a stray unguided missile and a gas leak caused a fire which evolved into a flashover burning you, there was an oxygen canister which melted adding more oxygen to the fire causing it to burn worse, the facility was built over an undetonated bomb from a previous war which exploded creating a hole into a cave causing the floor under you to fall causing you to fall onto a stalagmite

i hide in a nuclear bunker lined with a tungsten, lead, and titanium alloy

[obsidian tangle]

You get lead poisoning and die

I am in a kilometer deep bunker made from concrete and wolfram with filtering ventilation and self sustainable energy and resources

[bronze ginkgo]

somebody dropped a black hole bomb into the center of the earth causing the core to explode and form a black hole, making the earth collapse into it

i escape in a worm hole, find an earth like planet, and hide in a wig bush

[obsidian tangle]

Turns out you were imagining things and wake up in purgatory

I exit the simulation and wear a wig

[bronze ginkgo]

the simulation was trapped inside a recursive simulation and you are trapped in hell, inside infinite simulations inside each other

i am on the outside on this recursive simulation with a nuclear bomb in case of emergency

[obsidian tangle]

The nuke slips out of your hands and detonates

I escape into a bunker

[bronze ginkgo]

the simulations were not affected and you are still in a simulation

i wait outside the simulations with a H-bomb on a mount so it cant fall

[obsidian tangle]

The mount was too weak for the weight of a H-Bomb so it fell and detonated.

I take a Blue Origin flight to the Karman Line

[bronze ginkgo]

the simulation exploded destroying everything trapped inside it, including you

i hide in a wig

[obsidian tangle]

The wig gets trampled on by an angry ex so you get crushed and die

I hide in a steel enforced wig able to withstand the biggest big backs of them all

[bronze ginkgo]

the steel enforced wig could not withstand a H-bomb

i hide in a pig

[obsidian tangle]

The pig gets turned into Schnitzels nach Wiener Art since we don't have the Studio Budget for veal.

I hide in a veal.

[bronze ginkgo]

the veal gets deep fried by a wierd scotsman before you could exit

i hide inside a wig pig

[obsidian tangle]

You get blended by the flying dutchman

I am the flying dutchman

[bronze ginkgo]

the UK laser cannon shoots the flying dutchman down

i am the laser

[obsidian tangle]

You get dismantled because of budget cuts

I am the government

[bronze ginkgo]

you get executed by the public

i am the public

[obsidian tangle]

You get turned to public domain and digitized however the servers crash and your existence gets wiped.

I am CloudFlare

[cloud yarrow]

a lava lamp falls over and destroys the servers, i wear a wiiiiiig

[obsidian tangle]

//nice reference

[obsidian tangle]

Baldi from Baldi's Basics LANGUAGE EDITION executes you for using too many i's in wig.

I give Baldi a wig.

[lethal jungle]

Baldi fails you and then you just die instantaneously (from mustard gas)

Im supreme chancellor of the old republic

[obsidian tangle]

You electrocute yourself trying to plug in your phone to charge

I use wireless charging

[lethal jungle]

You charge just 1 minute before the nukes hit in the fallout world,instant evaporation

Uno reverse card

[obsidian tangle]

You throw down me from the top of the burj Khalifa

I wakeup on opposite day.

[lethal jungle]

Youre alive,and hence you die.

Anything you do will be manifested as a malicious genie who will never end up granting your wish to the manner that you expected/wished for unless you word it perfectly

[warm raven]

i will try to stab u but purposely slip and kill myself, as the genie manifested, it will stop me from killing my self and make me suceed in stabbing u

I manifested a power that let me counter anything perfectly

[obsidian tangle]

You get tired from this power on your own and give it away on etsy.com

I wear a wig

[pulsar zephyr]

The wig's made of lead and you'll die of lead exposure

I may be wearing a wig.

[obsidian tangle]

Since you aren't definitively wearing a wig you gez executed by the wig regime for excessive tomfoolery.

I am the supreme court leader of the wig regime and wear a fine powdered wig made from human horse hair.

[lethal jungle]

You get publically executed for umamusume abuse

Im 1 atom large and am somewhere on earth

[pulsar zephyr]

I couldn't find you, you die of old age instead.

I am off to the death penalty place

[obsidian tangle]

You get executed

I wear a wig

[cloud yarrow]

//thx

[bronze ginkgo]

You just happen to be the only death from a missile strike

I wear a wig of a wing wig of a pig wig of a wing pig of a pig wing

[obsidian tangle]

You get Trademarked by Dr. Seuss and get put in a work camp where you die due to malnutrition.

I am Dr. Seuss wearing a nice wig

[bronze ginkgo]

You get shot by someone thinking you were someone else

I hide in Dr seuss

[obsidian tangle]

//what

//Also you could have just said that I'm already dead

[bronze ginkgo]

// I know

[obsidian tangle]

You die from asphyxiation since you are in Dr. Seuss who is in his coffin.

I'm dancing on your and his shared grave

[bronze ginkgo]

A dad walks past and shouts "Hi dancing on your and his shared grave, I'm Dad!" and you die of cringe

I hide in myself causing a paradox

[obsidian tangle]

You implode

I'm in a deep sea submarine controlled by a Logitech wireless controller on the way to a historical sunken ship.

[bronze ginkgo]

The controller has stick drift and causes you to go into a sea mine

I'm in a submarine controlled by a fish in a tanm

[obsidian tangle]

The fish gets electrocuted by a faulty wire in his water filtering system. So you crash into the shrapnel of my submarine which causes a hole in your submarine so you drown.

I'm in the submarine from James Cameron.

[bronze ginkgo]

A system error causes you to surface right in the middle of a war, causing you to get caught in the middle and a stray artillery shell hits the submarine and sinks it and you drown

I hide under the ocean in a hiding spot

[obsidian tangle]

You forgot to breathe

I breathe

[bronze ginkgo]

You forgot to eat food and drink water

I eat food, drink water, and inhale exhale

[obsidian tangle]

Your lungs forgot to deliver the oxygen to your blood and to expel the carbon dioxide.

I have a perfectly functional body

[bronze ginkgo]

Untreated Lung Cancer

I have a cancerless perfectly functioning body

[obsidian tangle]

You are working on the core of Chernobyl on the 26th of April 1986 at 01:23 o'clock local time

I live in north america

[bronze ginkgo]

You are stranded and die on a tiny island considered part of north america

I live in england

[obsidian tangle]

You get stabbed (you shouldn't be surprised)

I live in germany

[bronze ginkgo]

You die from boredom waiting for an intercity express train to come 69 hours late

I live in yorkshire

[obsidian tangle]

You get turned into puddin and eaten

I live in the city of London

[warm raven]

U ate english food then died... your body is then stabbed 68 times

i buy my counter power again from etsy, i wont sell it

[bronze ginkgo]

The counter power arrived and it was just the box, in a fit of rage you accidentally cause your house to collapse over your head

I hide in the earth and use a thing that allows me to breathe

[lethal jungle]

Death star the earth

I'm the immortal snail

[pulsar zephyr]

I touch the immortal snail.

I get a million dollars >:3

[lethal jungle]

//so you just died

[lethal jungle]

You die because you touched the snail

I take the form of rue

[pulsar zephyr]

// oh riiight...! yeah hehe

[obsidian tangle]

Rue was killed off 50 seasons ago

I take the form of a nuclear power plant director

[cloud yarrow]

the nuclear plant explodes because you dont know how to direct it, i wear a rue wig

[twilit temple]

You accidentally step on a WW2 Landmine and explode.

I sit on a Plastic garden chair

[lethal jungle]

Spray painted with arsenic green. You perish due to heavy metal poisoning 2 days kater

I sit on a metal plastic chair

[river heron]

that metal is uranium so you got radiation poisioning

i sit on air

[obsidian tangle]

You fell and cracked your skull open resulting in a brain hemorrhage

Im on a Bus

[bronze ginkgo]

The bus went into a low tunnel and you got decapitated since you were on not in the bus

I am in a bus

[obsidian tangle]

U can't be in a bus since you can't join its structure you noclip and get crushed.

Im a bus passenger actively travelling with one

[cloud yarrow]

you have a bad luck induced heart attack and die, i am a bus

[lethal jungle]

the magic schoolbus,you had a bad trip into the sun and die

i eat 189 painkillerx

[cloud yarrow]

you die from an overdose because what were you expecting to possibly happen, i wear a bus wig

[obsidian tangle]

You get crushed

I take 0.1 cc of morphine to get immune against headaches

[tardy trout]

i replace 0 with 10⁹⁹⁸² and hide in a morphine bunker

[prisma totem]

the mass of morphine became a black hole and killed you

i become schrodinger's cat

[obsidian tangle]

Schrödinger couldn't contain his curiosity and opened the box thus revealing your dead body

I am Schrödinger

[bronze ginkgo]

Schrödinger gets sent to a Gulag for animal cruelty

I am death, destroyer of worlds

[cloud yarrow]

you die of whatever killed oppenheimer, i wear a nuclear wig

[bronze ginkgo]

you die from radiation poisoning

i wear a wig wig

[warm raven]

The wig wig is too heavy, u got crushed by its weigh and sheer power

I wear a 1 1/2 wig

[obsidian tangle]

You get executed for wig cruelty.

I am Gerhard Schröder.

[bronze ginkgo]

you get assassinated

i am a ||cat||zombie

[obsidian tangle]

You get absolutely pulpified by that one dude from Resident Evil.

I am that one dude from Resident Evil.

[bronze ginkgo]

a horde of zombies lands on you from a plane and it is too much to handle

i am the guy from shawn of the dead

[obsidian tangle]

You get fired and jump off the US Bank tower.

I wear a wig by Meryl Streep.

[tardy trout]

I burn it and it burns your hair. I use a minecraft command block and do /op on it

[lethal jungle]

You forgot to place "@p",server owner restricts you to survival and does a repeating command with /kill @[your username] in spawn chunk

i am AM(from "i have no mouth yet i must scream")

[cloud yarrow]

the book gets lost and you die, i wear a wugwugwug

[obsidian tangle]

I thought the wugwugwug was a bug bug bug so I vacuumed it up discombobulating you in the process

[twilit temple]

You didnt protect yourself and got Taxed to death.

I now work as a Cameraman

[obsidian tangle]

It's an IMAX Camera and due to it's weight you got a hernia and dropped it. The moment you dropped it, it shattered into a million pieces and you were billed $100,000. Due to the shock of the high costs you got a heart attack and die.

[bronze ginkgo]

You didnt protect yourself, so you got shot by a stray bullet from 50m away in an attempted assassination

i wear a jug jug jug

[cloud yarrow]

the jugjugjug is full of sulfuric acid which kills you, i wear a dougdougmugmug

[bronze ginkgo]

the dougdougmugmug was from temu and used uranium paint which kills you

i wear a koolaidmanman

[olive canopy]

//not technically

[regal viper]

i OH YEAHHH the koolaidmanman (and you, wich means you die too!)

i become OH YEAHHH (i litteraly become a phrase, wich is not visually possible.)

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-oh-yeah-gif-oh-yeah-meme-kool-aid-kool-aid-man-gif-18211119326397565445

[bronze ginkgo]

i trap you in audacity and delete you

i become the internet

[dusty oak]

i perform the largest ddos attack ever seen, effectively evaporating the internet (you!)

i escape to point nemo and hide in a crate there

[obsidian tangle]

You get oceangate'ed

I am in a nuclear submarine which is docked in a friendly nations port and currently not loaded with nuclear weapons or fuel

[coarse light]

I go to another planet and air strike your submarine

I know your next moves and possess the ability to dodge it all 😎

[bronze ginkgo]

I know your next moves too and create a paradox where we both know what we will do and do something about it, because of this paradox we both get obliterated by a laser beam so it doesnt have to be solved
i hide inside a recurring simulation that is a clone of this world

[thorn raptor]

I get Minecraft operator perms and /ban you and then turn to creative mode and hide

[modern flare]

I turn off my server and move on with life

[mint dust]

I turn back on the server and i place you in life, you slip on a bottle of shampoo and die from brain cancer 2.0 patented by me

[coarse light]

i stab you normally, then i become part of your most precious, prized item

[sterile olive]

I Hid you inside of basement and keep it To be a doll for me

[bronze ginkgo]

I turn you into a dog teddy and give you to a chihuahua

I squawk like a bird and jump out the window

[spice creek]

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[twilit temple]

it was a sky scraper and you where in the 80th floor

I turn into a rock

[bronze ginkgo]

i land in a plane and kamikase you as the rock you turned into was the wrong rock for the region

i end up in hell, also known as britain, and hide in wales

[lethal jungle]

you would not believe your eyes,if 10 billion whales,crashed into wales(annihalating wales and making a black hole)

Infinite <@&1086022797177913404> cloner,meat shield

[river heron]

I Avada Kedavra-ed you so you die immediately

I use Protego to protect myself

[lethal jungle]

145739 nuclear bombs get teleported right beside you exploding once every second which eventually kills you once your shield goes down(which it will,st some point)

You have to quit gambling to kil lme

[river heron]

I dont even gamble so i just kil lyou with a gun

you have to touch grass to kil me

[lethal jungle]

Hazmat suit,then i throw 134 liters of bromine at you

Im in the middle of a giant room(1kmx1km witha 500 meter height) filled with every poisonous gas at 999,999ppmwith me in the middle with an infinite pure air supply with a perfect filter that never wears and inaccesible ventilation for my exhaling. The walls are 10 meters thick and are made eith double density tungsten alloyed wighvibranium and the impenerrable element 288(iron sky metal) lining on both the outside,inside,and flooring. The gas generators have self-contained infinite power supplies and are spread out through the roof and flooring in a grid pattern with self-repairing nanobot structures to ensure permanence. The gas is constantly and perfectly regenerated at a speed that the full room,when filled with just pure air,can be filled with the gas at the said purity within a minute.

[regal viper]

I teleport an active nuke infront of you, and you get evaporated as it explodes.

I become coglet and start cogletting

[lethal jungle]

//bravo

[lethal jungle]

i dropkick you from a hot air balloon ,your flimsy 3d printed body goes kaput killing a pedestrian and injuring 5 people along woth giving a bird a concussion

(aight time to lock the fuck in)
The external layer of my wall is build purely out of a mix of plot armor,stalinium,nokias,and uno reverse cards. They are backed by 137 meters of doubly dense tungsten. In every 25 square meters of the 500mx(height)100mx500m is 1 central heavy turbolaser with an infinite power supply and constantly repaired and maintained by a swarm of 4d nanobots allowing them to repair multipel turrets at once whilst being out of reach of assailants. It is flanked by 4 CIWS laser turrets outputting 50 megawatts per 1 of the 16 laser cells per turret to destroy aircraft and personnel. There are multiple ICBM,AAM,CBU,and kamikaze drone launchers all integrated seamlessly into the walls to defend against more heavy targets. All weaponry is fully incapable of damaging part of the structure however it will destroy any attached objects not placed by the creator or a part of the structure. There is a 5m thick gap behind the first wall filled with multiple hexes to deterr against any magic,lasers,or teleportation. These are constantly resuplied in mana and can extend around the base or concentrate at any area if needed. These hexes also atomize any organic beings not whitelisted by the caster(me) and instantly eradicate them. The gap is filled with conductive gases to short out any nanobots,drones,etc,as well has extremely powerful flamethrowers to incinerate any intruders.These next layer is made purely out of the super armor from iron sky,being 10 meters thick and fitted with anti-gravity devices buried in the center that are immune to emps and over heating to mitigate the extreme weight. After this layer is a massive square outline built out of 52 heavy forcefield emmiters which overlap and defend the entirety of the base and themselves from heat,radiation,every wavelength but only from the out

side,protected by ray shielding to add more reduncpdancy and cooled by fueling the heat into the scorchers ahead and on the outside wall. The final wall is 20 meters thick built out of vibranium alloyed with extremely high heat resistent materials,and of course arsenic to poison anyone that touches it(defyn how it works fr fr)layered with uno reverse effect emitters to reverse any physical or chenical or energy attacks. The central room is again,filled with toxic gasses capable of seeping through harmor,forcefields,and weapons to disable them and i am still shielded by a perfect hazmat suit with infinite air supply. I am protected by dark arts against magic,extradimensional,psychological,penetrating,or curses/godly powers. Numerous anti-teleportation emitters are placed into the underground foundation which is solid beskar mixed with neutronium. Every wall is laced with radiation emitting materials powerful enough to kill an adult elephant with just 10 seconds of exposure. I am shielded against these radiations again by the dark arts.

//very long

[twilit temple]

I do nothing and wait until you eventually die of old age

Im offering a Potato Chip in exchange for life to everyone that tries to kill me

[lethal jungle]

i offer 2 potato chips to those who kill you.

I offer three bags of chips to anyone who lets me live

[twilit temple]

I hire an assassin for 30€ to assassinate you

I change my offer to 1 happy meal to everyone that lets me live

[lethal jungle]

i offer 1 gram of uranium to anyone who kills you

i join the artemis 3 space mission

[north shoal]

You got Apollo 17'ed, and you didn't survive :)

I'll pay anyone who tries to kill me 50 bucks to not :)

[exotic bridge]

50 bucks isnt much, but I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE BY MAKING YOU TELEPORT TO MINECRAFT WORLD AND WILL RUN /kill LonelyFear AND THERE IS RESPAWNING

[north shoal]

I respawn, ban you, and then close the game to eat dinner

[warm raven]

i spike ur dinner, uhh i wear a massive wig that will make the founding father envy

[amber wagon]

I poison you with as a radioactive gas living in your basement and steal your gorgeous dapper wig! Then, I hide in the atmosphere as my regular gaseous element self!

[dull matrix]

radon is heavier than air so you just sink and get inhaled by a rat

I become president of america and go to area 51 and use all my defense budget to create a defense system and an air tight bunker with tungsten walls and a perfectly safe water supply multiple backup systems and a crew of 1000 healthy 100% supportive government workers to maintain the defenses and bunker and an underground greenhouse with healthy edible plants and trees and a farm with completely healthy animals and a blocked off entrance sealed off airtight welded 100 times with tungsten and a genie to make me stop aging and i will also spend my healthare budget to make a cure for cancer that ill use on myself regardless if i have cancer or not because i know youre gonna try that and also a medical team that is supportive of me with all medical rescources with proper quality and with proper qualifications

[leaden hamlet]

Metamorphisizes into a yttrium nuke that eats neutrons with specialized drills to saw through the tungsten and have radiation enough to cause terminal cancer and launch a back up nuke made of plutonium and radon's dead body I will also hire a distraction at the back that will be a bunch of drills digging into the tungsten walls with one random dog thats not supposed to be there but that's not the problem

[pastel storm]

Pulls out a Glock and shoot because you didn't defend yourself

I go to the core of the sun and hide because I'm a hydrogen atom, good luck finding me

[leaden hamlet]

//sad dog

[dull matrix]

You fuse with another hygroden atom

I summon a genie and wish for immortality

[lethal jungle]

But not [TITLE CARD]ility,so i dunk you in flourine and then take out or remaining brain and place you into a machine constantly supplying you with extreme pain through extremely high voltage and also dunking you into hydrochloric acid to keep you from regenerating incase the genie is liek that,bathing you in everlasting pain and suffering.

(IT IS TIME FOR YALLS DAY OF RECKONINg)
Having learnt from my past mistakes i begin with releasing a toxin across the entirety of the solar system with me having the only antidote,cleansing our planets of all life . Once the world hath been cleansed of life, i use a massive supply of nanobots to rebuild my previous design(ie the mega one,i aint reqriting allat),along with extra precautions. I stabilize the earths sun as well as make a massive force field around the milky way galaxy to keep the entirety of the galaxy stable and undamaged. If all else fails the sun will still survive as well as earths orbit. I transport our galaxy into a pocket dimension that is perfectly stable and inaccesible and indestructible(through magic,physical attacks,etc). Time the universe is frozen,not to expand or shrink,but all the insides stay the same. I am placed in a coma,to reawaken if it is disabled(the machine),within a regenerative fluid constantly beign filtered and resupplied. If ever i wake up there are multiple fabricators to make any food that onl require the energy,which can come from any source(sunlight or nanobots ig). I annot age,go insane,be magicked away,die from a heat death of the universe,be teleported,and am isolated from all life.

Try killing me now

[amber wagon]

I simply kill you by the means of “haha, I did it” and then hide in someone random’s basement as a singular atom.

[dull matrix]

ah but you see im still technically alive, im in agonising paing, but alive!

try again

[lethal jungle]

I kill @amber wagon by placing 575kg of trinitronoulene in the basement and kaput
2. For @dull matrix ,the genie says that TECHNICALLY it is going to be bringing you back from the death of old age so he cannot fulfill your wish. I then shoot you iwth a ks23 23mm shotgun filled with buckshot,atomizing your torso and the extra pellets kill a dog,destroy a stoplight,and puncture a car tyre and window

yk like the tesseract from intersteallar so i hide in there with infinite uspplies for the sake of it,and do some science stuff to make it inaccesible to others and have no decay or implosion so yea

[dull matrix]

something was hiding inside

I eat every medical drug ever and not eat apples ever

[lethal jungle]

you die because some of the drugs mixed and became very ybad

I throw a rock at anyone who tries to kill me

[dull matrix]

I shoot you, you manage to kill me with the rock but you still die

I ignore the haters

[lethal jungle]

you died cuz rock
i throw a very fast rock at anyone who gets close to me

[gleaming dirge]

i bring a shield (of unknown hardness) and put a 12 gauge slug in your chest

i stand in the middle of a ring of landmines

[vital citrus]

i activate god mode and walk through the land mines and throw you into the sun before de activating god mode

[lethal jungle]

the kinetic energy caused by the fact taht you threw something really fast pushes you into the ground aspnd as you turn off god mode the remaining force crushes you into a pancake which i then feed to some rats

i throw like a really really fast rock thats also shiny nad hard and can go thru stuff (gettign into bullet territory here)

[vital citrus]

i hire an assasin to shotgun the person above

[gleaming dirge]

// you forgot the defense

[vital citrus]

i throw a tv screen at your soft spot of the forhead

[bronze ginkgo]

the world rolled you

i wear a wigiw

[lethal jungle]

i throw s molotov at you

i throw an veri veri fast pointy rock at anyone who gets near me

[gleaming dirge]

i die by the rock- SIKE that's a hologram clone, I put a 12 gauge slug in your chest anyway

i wear explosion-proof armor and stand in an array of hologram clones which are also "wearing" explosion-proof armor

[silk notch]

I turn it off and stabs you
Im now flying in the void off space able to breath the

[pulsar zephyr]

Bro died mid sentence

I then go to a beach, relaxing

[bronze ginkgo]

The beach was not a beach, but in fact a very remote island with no grassland or trees, so you starve, or die of hypothermia, or of pneumonia, whichever happens first.
I relax at whitby

[wary merlin]

Flash Flood. Bomb

I digitalize myself onto a datacenter in a waterproof and generator powered bunker.

[regal viper]

i cut your fuel supply lines and wait until you run out of fuel, technically killing you as you dont have power

as for mon defense, i become french.

[wary merlin]

// that's the most simple thing to kill, just grab a knife

[noble marlin]

someone gets scared of you (because you are french) and shoves a potato down yer throat. you die after 5 minutes of suffocating

i am drowning

[coarse light]

i let you die from drowning

i become resistant to extreme pressure and hide in the very bottom of the ocean where there is extremely high pressure that would crush any human

[regal viper]

I send in a Titan Submergible 2.0 (Resistant version) and ram into you until you hit à rock wal and get sliced in half

For my defense, I hop aboard à rocket and go to Proxima Centauri

[wary merlin]

Whoops! Air lock malfunction in orbit!

I become an immortal being with an allergy to french people due to 1945, Vietnam

[sharp prawn]

bon appétit
i hide at broad side of a barn

[dense swan]

I fracture the planet
I become a sun

[gleaming dirge]

I hire the dyson sphere builders to put a time field around you and then set the time field to skip 10 trillion years

i wear explosion-proof armor and stand in an array of hologram clones which are also "wearing" explosion-proof armor, and also hire a TSA guard that removes every weapon you bring before you enter

[coarse estuary]

choke slam on you

[bronze ginkgo]

i send you to the middle of nowhere in greenland

i become digitized and made into a computer worm that spreads to every computer connected to the internet

[wary merlin]

Malwarebytes

I become an incense stick

[regal viper]

i light you on fire and you slowly burn

i become Garry from Garry's mod and therefore get the full doohickey powers.

[vital citrus]

i turn you into sketty and make an infinite radius of turning people into sketty

[dense swan]

I delete your radius and murder you in cold blood
I get godmode which cannot be bypassed or removed

[jovial pier]

I get you banned from the minecraft server for cheat hacks

I collect eight human souls

[dense swan]

Eight is unlucky so you die from 9 lightning strikes
I re-add my previous protections but now I explicitly state that I do not play Minecraft with the hacks enabled

[gleaming dirge]

I report you to a different game's anticheat and get you banned

I hold a four-leaf clover while holding a Royal Flush poker hand, and a golden horseshoe making it so that I'm lucky enough to dodge a bullet by picking a coin on the ground.

[bronze ginkgo]

the 4 leaf clover turned out to be a mutated plantain and the golden horseshoe was brass, and you have a heart attack from finding that out.
I become a single water molecule

[jovial pier]

I put you in the electrolysis machine

I raise an army of bobcats

[bronze ginkgo]

i bring a crazy cat lady to you and then snipe you from 50m away

i raise an army of crazy cat ladies

[jovial pier]

i bring a crazy crazy cat lady lady and then snipe you from 100m away

I get a four-leaf horseshoe and a royal clover with a golden flush hand, so that i'm lucky enough to dodge a coin by picking up a bullet on the ground

[exotic bridge]

There is no such thing of luck, then you got hit by the coin, and got sniped by the 10 billion cats that the a crazy crazy crazy crazy cat cat lady lady lady lady trained.

[bronze ginkgo]

you forgot to protect yourself and ended up getting stabbed by a chav from croydon

i wear a wig with daggers on it

[exotic bridge]

there is no such thing as chav from croydon so you get killed by the police

[bronze ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/chav
the police don't carry guns as i am not in a city, the police are understanding and they got the wrong person, you, once again not having any protection, die from a heart attack after hearing the news that i got free.
i hide in a bunker from the 60's

[exotic bridge]

you got soo scared by me that a 67 killed you 67 times

[bronze ginkgo]

meme police nuke you

i become [title card]

[dense swan]

I delete every card
I use my previous protection but don’t play any game that will ban me.

[vital citrus]

i shoot you with infinite rocket launchers and infinite blaster shots and infinite arasures i will do the same to anyone in an infiinite mile radius

[dense swan]

I dig a tunnel underneath you and blow a nuke up in it
I never died in the first place lol

[wary merlin]

Oops! Cancer, terminal!

I become a vocaloid

[warm raven]

u broke ur vocal cord so u are not vocal anymore, then fkin socrates come and asked u, "if vocal is your power then wht ru without it", u proceed to combust into 57k pieces

im tht socrates

[dense swan]

I blow up your town with a nuke
I’m literally still alive because I have godmode lol

[valid canopy]

i disabled your godmode and now youve shriveled up into a raisin
and i dont die because cool medieval shield

[dense swan]

I send you into a black hole
My godmode already had the condition that it can’t be removed lol

[valid canopy]

you have been banned for cheating by server
the black hole is just another dimension so i live

[dense swan]

Untested physics so no
Nuh uh I’m still here

[valid canopy]

can you not make yourself invulnerable that ruins the fun

you die because fun hater

nothing can save you

not your "ULTRA SUPER UNSTOPPABLE GODMODE THAT CANT BE COUNTERED REMOVED"

and i respawn at null island

[dense swan]

I say nuh uh and you die cuz I said so
I don’t die cuz nuh uh and I said so

[gleaming dirge]

Time travel to the time where you DIDN'T "say so" and kill you before you say so.

I put up an anti-discord-user-darklordtwo. field purely just for everyone else to be able to kill me and also just to spite bro

[pastel storm]

I stab you

I fly off into space as a hydrogen atom

[wary merlin]

You suddenly meet a flame.

I kill Dark and then become the sun itself.

[pastel storm]

// But how would I burn there is no oxygen in space

[wary merlin]

//You wouldn't burn, ypu'd explode

[vital citrus]

cancer its terminal you forgot your defence

[wary merlin]

// that wasnt a death

[vital citrus]

you keep forgeting your defence

[wary merlin]

// you too

// also the two dashes means off topic dumbass

[vital citrus]

// oh my bad

[dense swan]

You forget to eat and die of starvation
I replace my godmode with godmode 🤔

[gleaming dirge]

time travel to the time where you didn't have that godmode and kill you
// i'm exploiting that everytime someone ruins the fun

I put your spawnpoint on the ground and teleport to space

[dense swan]

I /tp myself to space
I give myself a ?

[bronze ginkgo]

the ? was a bag of rotten mystery meat and it gave you e. coli, weakening your immunse system and you catch covid, and have to self isolate for 2 weeks. I use this advantage to plant a nuke in front of the door of your room

I hide in a bacterium

[dense swan]

I solve medicine and delete bacteria
Everyone else dies because they lack bacteria but I left it in myself

[valid canopy]

you got nuked!!! ruining the fun
i have fallout bunker i live

[dense swan]

All th countries innitiate nuclear warfare, destroying the planet in the process.
I move to mars

[dreamy wolf]

Stabs dark on mars

Builds bomb shelter on mars with blast doors

Makes cup of tea

[foggy mango]

I drill a hole in your bomb shelter suffocating you

I hire multiple bodyguards to protect me

[valid canopy]

bribed the bodyguards to beat you up; you werent paying them enough
and my protection is this gigantic boulder i found

[gleaming dirge]

hit the boulder with a knockback sword, towards you

put your spawnpoint at the core of the earth and teleport to neptune while wearing neptune-proof armor

[foggy mango]

one of the engineers who made the Neptune proof armor was corrupt so it broke

i put on a invisibility cloak

[dreamy wolf]

Goes crazy with flour and reveals your location and shoots you

[dreamy wolf]

Hides inside the white house

[wary merlin]

// absolute 5 year old

// "uhh, yeah, well, I DODGED YOUR SWORD (clearly got hit), and ,uh , I cast BOMB TJAT KILLS YOU!!!"

[foggy mango]

A terrorist attack destroys the white house killing you in the process

i hide in a random object

[wary merlin]

sudo rm -rf /objects

i embed myself into the linux kernal to be shared across the world

[foggy mango]

i discover a privilege escalation bug in the kernel and rm -rf / all linux kernels

i hide in a volcano with a lava proof suit

[wary merlin]

Even with the lava proof suit, it's still too hot, so you suffer heatstroke and die

I become a diamond

[dense swan]

I heat your diamond, causing it it change state into a liquid. Then, I put it in a bottle and send it towards the sun, which will vaporize it in around 30 minutes ago.
I hide on an unknown habitable exoplanet.

[wary merlin]

Whoops, black hole.

I become the concept of bribery

[gleaming dirge]

enforce the law, where it's illegal to bribe, to most important levels

put your spawnpoint in this world, go in front of a moving truck to go to Generic Isekai World(TM)

[dense swan]

I explode the servers.
I hide on another exoplanet and put an anti-black-hole-supernova-or-other-bad-astronomical-events-shield around it

[feral marsh]

A bad non-astronomical event happens on the exoplanet that Dark is hiding on
I lift myself into hyperspace, but not completely to keep the game's purpose

[wary merlin]

// Dark can you fucking stop the bmaking yourself invurlnerable shit?

// You keep fucking ruining the point of the game

// I know I do crazy shit to keep myself safe too but there's always a way to kill me

// "I become a vocaloid" Voicebank discontinued, death.

//Person with allergy to frnech people? AAAAH!!! FRENCH!! IM DEAD!!!

[wary merlin]

it's too fast, too cold, and your skin both freezes and literally blown off of your body, killing you

I kill Dark and live in his home.

[azure canopy]

₄₃Technetium (she/they) is AFK: It's not pronounced "anime". So when you go to Japan, don't go up to random people asking, "do you watch anime?" It's actually pronounced "uh-ni-me". Do you watch anime? "ohhh...uh-ni-me" - 11 minutes ago

[gleaming dirge]

orbital strike.

i take the immortality/invincibility deal which has The Snail™ and teleport to the other side of the earth

[dreamy wolf]

I was there waiting with bear trap I go into your atoms

[valid canopy]

i just wait for you to decay into lead then i melt your remains and make it into a pipe
and then i build barrier of stone

[wary merlin]

A stack of TNT minecraft right into the barrier!

for my defense, I become a block of bedrock

[regal viper]

i build el bedrock breaking machine and braek you

for el defense i go into omegamart

[wary merlin]

I bomb Omegamart. Also call H&S. And uhhb idunno.

I kill Dark (again), kill Dark, kill Dark, throw Dark into the river, and hope my social status has gone up enough for a defense

[dense swan]

// what’s your problem I literally left plenty of ways to kill me.

I raise all my selves from the dead and together we overcome you.
I enter an unknowable multiverse (it might be your own)

[feral marsh]

// I removed most of my hyperspace resistance/endurance/idk the word to keep the game fair, hehe....

[magic bear]

I use the toolgun from gmod to delete the multiverse your in out of existence, then I bury myself in an unknown spot, grab supplies and chill underground

[dense swan]

Jokes on you, I was residing in your multiverse and you’re deleted
I delete myself.

[foggy mango]

You deleted yourself so this is free

I go to a random exoplanet

[gleaming dirge]

you didn't specify that it was habitable

i take the immortality/invincibility deal with the snail again

[wary merlin]

I throw the snail at you, instantly ending your life

i once again become a random chunk of the elephant's foot

[wary merlin]

// "i dont die cuz i said so" ??? FUCKING WHY

// i kill you with a black hole? now your planet that ypure hiding on has a PROTECTIVE BARRIER???

[gleaming dirge]

I launch a long long long long long range (and piercing) explosive

I join The Middle From Limbus Company (TM)

[dreamy wolf]

I blow up my self next to you

[gleaming dirge]

the faction's leader did not like that.

i teleport to an alternate universe

[vital citrus]

i teleport to you and decapitate you

[wary merlin]

No defense, so I just shoot you with a glock (or did you forget, idunno, if you forgot this is void)

I mandate all people who lost the Game must stay away from me

[vital citrus]

i hire a god to kill you and to also be my body guard

[bronze ginkgo]

God loses the game

i protect thine worsteth enemy

[vital citrus]

unfortently god kmade the game and is imune to losing

[bronze ginkgo]

unfortunately your horrible english killed you
i make a nuclear landmine

[amber wagon]

I slowly destroy your cells one by one!

Then, I travel beyond Earth’s atmosphere as a lone atom of myself and hide.

[dense swan]

// I had a streak where I did that and then I stopped. And the force field thing? Only blocked astronomical events.

I destroy every atom in the universe and eventually find you (the last atom I destroyed)
I go into insane rage mode because I spent years of searching for a singular atom.

[magic bear]

You destroyed yourself before you found the last atom, I create a new world, go into creative mode, set everyone else to survival, and disabled cheats.

[gleaming dirge]

create a lag machine and fishing rod you near the lag machine

mi tawa ma pi toki pona, mi kepeken e ilo awen tawa mi

[coarse estuary]

kills you using /kill command

[vital citrus]

kills you with /kill command lik you did then i become the winner

[vital citrus]

i forgot to note that all that ment is imortality

[dense swan]

I remove your immortality before ruthlessly tearing you apart bone my bone

I enact a protection

[magic bear]

I remove your protection before ruthlessly tearing you apart bone my bone

I now become completely invisible to the nakid eye

[dense swan]

I don’t have a nakid eye I have a naked eye and see you so I can nuke you
I cast fireball

[foggy mango]

Oops nat 1, you blow yourself up

I double your attack and give it to the next person

[valid canopy]

and i use that attack to destroy you

[foggy mango]

// you do know you're in a thread right

[valid canopy]

[vital citrus]

i throw a boulder at you throwing it at mach 1319258562981490528

anyone that gets near me at all must do 18952195328795821357829 end of year tests in one hour otherwise they die

[wary merlin]

I place a bomb into your mouth and it explodes just before i die

i dont protext myself since i am dead

[dense swan]

You’re dead
I die but I’m not actually dead

[wary merlin]

// the fuck does that mean

i do a butchers vanity and flay you

my protection is that i'm NASA itself

[dense swan]

I blow America to smithereens.
I become a famous person who will never forget that my life is a joke and that I have to use autocorrect to make sure that I am not being annoying to anyone and that it doesn’t make me look bad

[river heron]

you are alive, ||or are you?||
i'm out of idea so i just sit at home and play sandboxels while the R74n god protect me

[magic bear]

The Powder Box demons come for you instead and kill you, I hire an assassin to kill everyone but me and themself

[foggy mango]

The assassin betrayed you (you didn't pay them enough)

I double or nothing any attack that targets me

[vital citrus]

i use /kill @foggy mango and kill you

i hide in a bunker

[exotic bridge]

this is not minecraft it is real life, i use 10billon nukes to ur bunker and u die

[vital citrus]

unfortantly im nuke proof i torture you badly enough you stop existing

[exotic bridge]

there no such thing as nuke proof u die by radiation

[vital citrus]

unfortantly by nuke proof i ment im in god mode

[exotic bridge]

this is not a game there is no such thing as "god mode"

[vital citrus]

// then why did you not get on me when i first did that

// how about that?

[regal viper]

// this is not real life bro 😭

// you just find ANY WAY to kill the person above

// its THAT simple

[coarse estuary]

but you are the god of a single ant
i crush that ant and poison you

[vital citrus]

but unfortantly you misunderstood the meaning of god mode and due to that explode

im still in god mode but now in a bunker

[coarse estuary]

but i have infinite memory and killyou using eye beam

[vital citrus]

i use hollow purple

[coarse estuary]

dodge and add one proton to your every atome

[vital citrus]

unfortantly that made an entire body of an unstable element called pironatle and i explode with the force of 310459857 TREE(3)'s worth of nukes and you are caught i nthe blast radius

[coarse estuary]

i use revive from fortnite

[vital citrus]

un fortantly

and it does not work on gay people for some reason

[wary merlin]

i'm bi does that count

I kill you

[vital citrus]

// that counts

[bronze ginkgo]

i stab you
i kill the game

[magic bear]

I am not the game
I kill you with a knife
I run for my f🐬ing life

[valid canopy]

and you ran off a cliff cartoon style because you didnt look where you were going
and now i have a nuclear bunker

[coarse estuary]

i went inside it and opens my domain expantion

[bronze ginkgo]

i activate budget cut mode and cut out any required licensing or animating, removing your domain expantion and then i stab you

i hide in a low budget royalty free song

[coarse estuary]

elon musk gave money to animate it so my domain opens and kills you

[wary merlin]

i cancel you and you get thrown off a cliff for supporting elon musk

i become a single piece of space dust randomly floating

[full goblet]

i put you in the aun

i live in the sun now

[wary merlin]

sun explodes, killing you

i become a line of code in a random vocalsynth

[gleaming dirge]

delete and redownload the vocalsynth (you did not say you exist in EVERY copy)

[bronze ginkgo]

i make you become a complex number

i become a line of code inside every file in your system folder

[dense swan]

Get a new machine
I have a nuke that will explode on anyone who kills me (direct or indirect)

[magic bear]

I stab you with a knife, I run away from the nuke, I become an air particle, moving every second, with an unknown location

[dense swan]

The nuke explosion catches up to you
I become a color

[magic bear]

I turn on greyscale mode on my device, now that color no longer exists because greyscale colors are not actually colors. I then possess the person below me

[coarse estuary]

i am a ghost so i posses you
you cant posses me

[magic bear]

I cannot possess you so I use a vacuum cleaner to kill you, I then turn into a random fly in an unknown location

[full goblet]

i use a tracking device in your phone to send a missile at you

[magic bear]

I use a tracking device in your phone to also send a missile at you

[river heron]

you dont have a defense so i just shot you with a gun
i became a quark in a random atom in a random place in the universe

[full goblet]

the black hole at the center of the universe explodes leaving me the only person alive

[wary merlin]

there's no air, no heat. your skin freezes as you suffocate.

i become the xenter of an exoplanet

[regal viper]

i grab a comically large eraser and i erase the exoplanet that you are the core of

i become spanish

[dense swan]

I shoot you.
I become all the particles in the universe (including those that constitute you)

[full goblet]

The universe implodes, leaving you in a vacuum where you cannot survive

i copy the defense of the person above me

[dense swan]

I copy the attack of the person above me.
I copy the defenses of a random, unknown person

[magic bear]

You copied the defense of a person that didn't even put a defense IN their message, so I shoot you, I then copy the attack of the person below to the person

[bronze ginkgo]

i copy your attack, to the letter
i copy the defense of everyone

[analog cosmos]

I die.

[dense swan]

Your dead
I copy the defense of the person below me

[full goblet]

i die

i have no defense for you to have

[magic bear]

Your dead
I copy the defense of the next person that actually has a defense below me

[wary merlin]

I stab you.

I have no defense. I copy the defense of the person above.

[foggy mango]

It is interpreted as an infinite loop and you become a black hole

I travel to an alternate timeline where the next message doesn't exist

[wary merlin]

[ERR 404: CONTENTS NOT FOUND]

[bronze ginkgo]

i copy the defense of the person below me as an attack
i copy the attack of the person below me as a defense

[dense swan]

I copy the attack of the person above me as an attack
I copy the defense of the person above me as a defense

[foggy mango]

"RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded" you become a black hole
i remove the the attack of the person below me

[dense swan]

I remove the defense of the person above me
I become a sewage pipe

[magic bear]

i destroy the sewage pipe, i then hide in another sewage pipe

[dense swan]

I (wearing a respirator) find you and kill you
I become the ground

[gleaming dirge]

Invent ground-breaking technology (literally and figuratively)
i rent fort knox as a living space and go inside

[full goblet]

nukesssss

I then go where the average person goes here and delete everything else.

[regal viper]

I thanos snap twice effectively eliminating 100% of the population including you.

As for my defense, i become Rhett Con and I say "The universe has ALWAYS been to weak to kill me"

[full goblet]

i translate your message into an incomprehensible mess

for my defense, I make a translatable wall that interprets everything into a map. the bubble can never fill up and i have oxygen

[coarse estuary]

choke slam

[golden fjord]

since you have no defense, i just stab you
my defense? i'm in an impenetrable bunker

[regal viper]

i repeatedly phase you in and out of existence until you cant comprehend whats real and what isnt

mon defense: i become a banana

[dense swan]

I destroy all bananas because they suck.
I set up a heat sealing death ray.

[coarse estuary]

crash the death ray on youuu

[magic bear]

crash the death ray on youuu toooo

[full goblet]

crash the crashing death ray

My defense: I am buried in the rubble, impossible to find and living off radiation. I always have a steady supply of nutriants

[dense swan]

You decay because of the radiation.
Uuuuuuuh idk just kill me

[torpid kestrel]

I kill you by killing you, and I ascend into an immortal deity

[gleaming dirge]

i use the "thing that kills gods because the original religion/fictional universe said so"

I put your spawnpoint on earth and ride a spaceship to an unspecified part of space

[foggy mango]

that unspecified part of space ended up being directly in a black hole and you get sucked in

i become the internet

[viscid lotus]

I break the internet main server by purge every server of internet

I become a white hole which push everything

[full goblet]

Black holes eat white holes.

i live in side the black hole immnune to anything thta comes in due to the black hole

[dense swan]

The black hole excretes you, spaghettified, dead.
I gain a force field

[bronze ginkgo]

i invert your force field and shoot through it

i gain a dual sided forcefield

[valid canopy]

i shut down your forcefield hunger games style and then you die in the insuing chaos and i go hide out in russia

[bronze ginkgo]

i start a manhunt for you that gets military involved, find you, and signal a group of snipers to shoot at you

i hide out in london

[foggy mango]

i shank you in british fashion

i become a lone electron in space

[full goblet]

the umiverse implodes on you, i become a particle putside pf the universe and go into a different multiverse

[thorn raptor]

An alternate version of me throws exactly 300 and 1/2 grenades at you then turns into a chicken

[full goblet]

the 1/2 grenade malfuntions on you and explodes
i become u

[dense swan]

Me? Stabs self.
I’m dead so free ig

[foggy mango]

Your dead

I cast fireball on whoever attacks me

[dense swan]

Fireball deal damage to yourself, ending your life.
I cast shield.

[thorn raptor]

I make a exact copy of your shield but made of anti matter and both shields are annihilated

[wary merlin]

I shoot the both of you.

I become the concept of matter

[bright hinge]

i use antimatter to pulvarize you, i become the strongest person on earth

[full goblet]

youre muscules collapse on you crushing you

i fo to sleep

to

[gleaming dirge]

you died of embarassment from misspelling "go"

.i mi pilno lo dabycalku xau su'u mi jmive