tacit perch
mm chicken dont you just love it so much
its so yummy tasty and delicious and crunchy sometimes if its fried
but this time its rubber so you cant eat it unfortunately
onto ability
passive: its literally a rubber chicken
since its a rubber chicken it hurts less than a punch (your punches do 7 dmg). but as an upside (or downside if you suck at comboing) your punches do 10% less knockback and stun for 0.15 seconds longer
e: squeeze chicken
you squeeze your rubber chicken which causes a very annoying bass boosted rubber chicken sound to play. this makes a shockwave which causes the opponents ears to bleed which makes them slow down to 6 speed for 3 seconds (they cover their ears) and it makes their ears bleed (they take 12 dmg and hearing muffled for 5 seconds).
cooldown is 10 seconds
q: a harder swing
charge up a swing for .3 secs and when it hits an opponent they take a good amount of knockback and are ragdolled for 4 seconds. also it does 15 damage.
this is a real suggestion but for a joke ability so in a sense it is a joke suggestion i wouldnt really care if this got deleted. it took me 5 mins to make this