💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

holy shit i bet people making vaseline are so fucking proud

"no Sharon, i cannot be at my mother's birthday, i have a shift tomorrow, PROCTOLOGISTS NEED THEIR ANAL LUBE"

holy fucking retard

kill yourself

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, fuck engineers making stuff

We want our bread and circus

[ancient marsh]

fuck engineers =/= fuck being an engineer

[ancient marsh]

.

[ancient marsh]

.

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

Now I see why people hate Xal

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, noone likes that nonce, it;s whatevs

[ancient marsh]

if that's your arguments, i'm glad you hate me - means i'm doing everything right

[ancient marsh]

woah

pick a diff term brother

[keen sparrow]

He gone snitch for something watch

[ancient marsh]

what

[keen sparrow]

“Mods, the guy i told to kill himself called me a mean name”

[hallow stream]

Hes a male streamer

He aint making that much

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

That guy tanking 2 mags of BP

[hallow stream]

cause he takes up 2 seats on public transport right

[blazing basin]

Can't confirm nor deny

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1480199540182221011/ok.mp4?ex=69aecebf&is=69ad7d3f&hm=6176d37f50ef88a559fc2733fffca79546badc56881d1e7a5377e6d2e3dc26b1&

@stark torrent this is how cryon describes clips where he clearly misses the guy

@little flame @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cj-gta-gif-4582277092841105181

@ancient marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/tf2-engineer-ticktock-BjP4TW776chl475kwi

BSG Engineers :

[hallow stream]

They're beating the server racks with wrenches

[ancient marsh]

the hamster that turns the wheel to power the servers tripped over its gigantic nutsack

[viral egret]

birdeye can have mxlr?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @hollow patrol @floral orbit @glacial haven @flat breach

I DISAVOW I DISAVOW I DISAVOW

[viral egret]

disavow

[keen sparrow]

Maybe the engineers should become streamers instead

[hollow patrol]

why is he evil

[ancient marsh]

evil? that's a point of perspecti-

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884404577967964230/988653959126343720/attachment.gif

[ancient marsh]

not nice

[hollow patrol]

sorry doxxed

[ancient marsh]

holy shit what happened to aquafps

[stark torrent]

No playing tarkov for x amount of hours is not stressful - Aqua Fps , 30 years old

[ancient marsh]

no, playing*

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nova-network-clips-gkWoNm7nWASwoWBk6M

[ancient marsh]

WOAH

calm down brother

[cyan garnet]

The door completed

Friends scav spawned with bloody rusted key what are the odds

[stark torrent]

ok now prestige and do it again

[ancient marsh]

tarkov would be much better if this was the meta loud muzzle

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

Mmmm no

[ancient marsh]

hvaent seen the key since like 2 wipes ago

just saying

its also when the key spawns were massively buffed

[cyan garnet]

Ive never done it til now

Only had a shared bedroom marked key in there anyways

[stark torrent]

hihi cute hihi

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent which is cooler

[compact knoll]

uhhh

fuck

[stark torrent]

i kinda like the 2nd stock

[compact knoll]

full stock

[ancient marsh]

can we fucking do the guide tonight you cunts

wait can i say that word @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

cunts

probably

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

not now

i said tonight

[viral egret]

yes

lmk when

[ancient marsh]

btw @compact knoll

i have a small streak

so its gonne be easier

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

bro i aint playing with your bitch ass tonight

get the fuck on

[viral egret]

damn

i need to do them though

aswell

this looks so nice @little flame you should get this

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hop on

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret get the fuck on cocksuckers

lets get this guide shit over with

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/neonrated-neon-rated-robot-dreams-1Yw4BmHn8QNWD4Bl4l

[fast garden]

cmon just solo guide man

its much easier that way

[hallow stream]

the what abuser now

[fast garden]

reminds me i actually need to play dynamo in more than street brawl

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come do guide for xally

We need a good player

[fast garden]

dude i havent played a fps game aside from marathon since before christmas

i got on pve and i suck ass

but also deadlock

[compact knoll]

Its okay we just need minced meat

Push forward and distract the enemy

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457046822588649544/1476678202179981352/sex-4x.gif

come

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

me and you

[viral egret]

@little flame wil u join us

for guider

@remote fox unc join us

[little flame]

i literally told u i wouldnt join

why are u like this?????

[stark torrent]

ph33r changing form available to idle in discord

[gritty python]

got the ciggie neck protection

nothing can kill me now

[ancient marsh]

throat cancer armor

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

oh okk mb king

[stark torrent]

@little flame

[little flame]

sup

[remote fox]

Went to get groceries

[stark torrent]

nothing

[ancient marsh]

@little flame come tarkov

[fast garden]

cmon play some deadlock man

game is really good

[stark torrent]

i just got back into dota ranked

[little flame]

come over and hop on my balls bro

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

I’m sorry for your loss

[fast garden]

and you should stop and play a fun moba instead

[stark torrent]

i might give it a try tho

soon

[gritty python]

played dota2 a long ass time ago when the custom game modes were still popping

gemTDM my beloved

[fast garden]

aram is fun

[stark torrent]

idk who the fuck is this but thanks

[gritty python]

lmao

[fast garden]

i already sent one too haha

[hollow patrol]

pooplock

owned.

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[fast garden]

are there any striking differences between dota and league aside from one being made by valve and the other by pedos

[gritty python]

game pacing is v different

[gritty python]

towers are mostly nonlethal

[ancient marsh]

yes

league is like way more punishing in the laning phase

if you ever seen a clip of dota gameplay

you would see how insane HP regen is

it's like you have a potion running 24/7 if you had that in league

[gritty python]

well and items like HoT exist

which is warmogs on fucking steroids

[viral egret]

@compact knoll stop doublehanding it come back

[compact knoll]

Triple*

Third one is your mothers

Im making food fak off

[ancient marsh]

why is it taking so long, did the candle go out?

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh the software that @glacial haven sent to you finally activated hijacking ur network to use it to send artyom funkytown

[compact knoll]

Was taking a shit

Then went to the store

Now im cooking

Back in like 7

[viral egret]

7? why not

[compact knoll]

What?

Kill yourself

[remote fox]

7AM?!

[ancient marsh]

"i'm making food"
"what's taking so long?"
"i was taking a shit"

[viral egret]

chef's secret ingredient

gives that umami flavor

@stark torrent hai ma sa incercam

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent Adolf Iedler we need you please

[viral egret]

🙏

[ancient marsh]

please bro

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208121918855577700/1354106709567602759/image0-24.gif

[compact knoll]

@fast garden @stark torrent get on

[fast garden]

we are mobaing it rn man

[fast garden]

yeah i hated that about leauge

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-look-peep-turn-charlie-smiling-friends-gif-8923360974133395203

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

why am i tagged

[blazing basin]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-cha-cha-cha-certain-group-of-people-you-know-what-im-talking-about-christmas-gif-15949342514030568754

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-cha-cha-cha-certain-group-of-people-you-know-what-im-talking-about-christmas-gif-15949342514030568754

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/meanie-mean-cat-car-cat-meme-gif-17423710227943295387

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @remote fox

how we're moving rn

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/tomboy-leaving-time-to-leave-gif-19072293

[viral egret]

waist line nonexistent

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/kaiserdererde/status/2030475643213791417

k∀iser (@kaiserdererde)

just nuke tiktok dude

X · Mar 8, 2026, 2:48 AM

[remote fox]

Maybe I'm Wesker...

https://tenor.com/view/weskerdbd-albertwesker-wesker-dbd-deadbydaylight-gif-26381972

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

the basketball hiding a bulge:

[viral egret]

@stark torrent i thought they improved matching

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @remote fox

[compact knoll]

@remote fox

https://youtu.be/h7kd7KLaLTw?list=PLEVoAhhNk3fDY37EM-IgwcA03mnRBwhqJ&t=85

artyom died covering Xalrider's retreat

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836688410667647066/937943899522093056/45653BD0-B3CA-4684-BF06-5AB1F44E21E1.gif

[viral egret]

good raids today

[ancient marsh]

we get my kappa tomorrow

@compact knoll no classes

cause its 8th march

or was

so

[compact knoll]

what do you have

[ancient marsh]

we get kappa

[compact knoll]

tmrw

[viral egret]

damn lucky

[compact knoll]

quests sorry

what quests you got left

[ancient marsh]

insomnia 5 kills and like 20 scavs pk mission

[viral egret]

imma leave sbih as last klappa quest and finish anything else i can do tmrw

I SHOULD be home by ~2 pm for me

so aaout 4pm xal time

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @remote fox @little flame @viral egret BOSH

we can try tomorrow

to do the door

from scav case btw

[viral egret]

booshh

is it even good naymore

i heard it got nerfed to nigh hell

[little flame]

gg wtf

holy shit

[fast garden]

its been shit for a long time

[ancient marsh]

it is but u do it for completionism's sake

[fast garden]

it was really only ever good when it was first added before the cheaters started going for it

[ancient marsh]

or before the spawn rate being 1%

[fast garden]

it was always that

theres 2 spawns, they are both 1%

well now that you mention it

it might have been slightly more common back then, but not by much

[viral egret]

dam

[ancient marsh]

way more common

it was like 10%

[fast garden]

ok ok thats gotta be revisionism

i think it was 5% per key back then

[ancient marsh]

no real way of knowing since bsg patched out data mining

i think

[fast garden]

they just kill you if you do it atp

since you have to read all their shit code

[gritty python]

death by spaghetti code interpretation

[ancient marsh]

wtf bill clinton deposition happened recently

4 days ago

no one talked about it so i missed it

[hollow patrol]

shoutout to my rabbi bill clinton

[short cove]

How bro is gon dress up for the occasion:

[viral egret]

look at the pfp i had to run to do guide in 1 try

i didnt get hit once

[short cove]

Bro is benjis strongest soldier

[viral egret]

guy domed ph33r instantly i domed him instantly back

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden @viral egret @little flame @remote fox @keen sparrow Weird bug rn can make supressed guns instantly overheat and jam only on Streets

how

[remote fox]

[fast garden]

was that why my p226 was losing .4 dura with every shot

on streets

wtf

[remote fox]

"We go loud!"

[compact knoll]

i need to look into that strafing bug

[viral egret]

hoowww

out of all maps

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[viral egret]

bro

how does nikita do this

[keen sparrow]

Epstein wearing Tallit, i have one of those

the AI forgot the tzit-tzit though

the tassles on the corners

[viral egret]

doesnt nees em

they get in the way on the island

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

he cut them.off himself

[compact knoll]

i get a fight or flight reaction every time i see @ancient marsh

[remote fox]

Why do you have that?

[keen sparrow]

A prayer shawl?

ummm.. for praying?

[ancient marsh]

let's be real
it's only "flight"

you're not winning the fight

[ancient marsh]

bro how is this even possible?

[ancient marsh]

that's how i sit behind the pc already bro

[short cove]

Netanyahus strongest soldier

[compact knoll]

Youre not winning the flight

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

that's why you're prey

and i'm a

nvm

[viral egret]

lion

[stark torrent]

Next mute will be permanent

[cyan garnet]

bro this happened last night to me

[stark torrent]

Will Xal get Kappa before perma ban

[ancient marsh]

lets all caaaaaaaalm down

[cyan garnet]

100% gun jammed on the second round

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[short cove]

I just wanted to post epstein fit memes but then saw xal maybe get permaed so I think i shouldenz

[ancient marsh]

what

[short cove]

Check dms

[viral egret]

@cyan garnet get yo dog off my bus

[ancient marsh]

whats wrong with that post

[short cove]

Idk it feels like I've been edging it w the rules in the last few days

[viral egret]

you dont even talk

wtf do u edge

[short cove]

My posts over the last few days, memes

[ancient marsh]

i got a 24hr mute for going off on the wonderful people of Pakistan

[short cove]

What i was going to say for that probably would've gotten me one too

[ancient marsh]

after the mute i have actually changed my opinion completely

and want 7 more million pakistanis

DIRECTLY to @compact knoll 's home town

[short cove]

Xalstein is spitting truth

[viral egret]

how the tark group hits

[ancient marsh]

only close relatives call me that

only my brother, mom and rabbi can call me that

[viral egret]

rabbi xal-fat-rider what will the weather be today

[ancient marsh]

i haven't decided yet

[viral egret]

damn

[ancient marsh]

do you realize how fucking scary it was yesterday for the guy on lighthouse

4 people with altyns and class 6

[viral egret]

and he dies to the least experienced one

in 1 headshot

[short cove]

Fucking killsquad

[ancient marsh]

i wanted to find a "scary" emote

[ancient marsh]

we used a different four-letter word

[short cove]

Idf is 3 letters tho

[viral egret]

xal

remember the hawking voice

[ancient marsh]

https://clasebcn.com/tips/perfect-paul/

doesnt load for me but this will make TTS in stephen hawking's synthesizer

[cyan garnet]

he's a good boy

[soft coral]

U ever play a game so good

so u try your best to not rush

because u know u dont want it to end too early

or am I just autistic

[torpid adder]

yea but then I play so slow I get bored:/ doesn't always happen but still

[stark torrent]

saying this in tarkov chat is criminal

@ancient marsh

@compact knoll

https://giphy.com/gifs/stare-crusck-thousand-yard-IL3abqTKO5crYOEL7f

[little flame]

[soft coral]

also that , cuz we all know tarkov ain't good

[soft coral]

oh its that guy with the pimple that bans people when u ask a question

[viral egret]

@little flame time to get tracksuit

best time to do it

[short cove]

Horizon zero dawn

[little flame]

[soft coral]

Showered and now I need to wait 3 years for hair to dry

fk this shit

[short cove]

Have you considered getting a undercut to reduce volume and w that drying times

[soft coral]

I do have an undercut fam

[short cove]

Undercut more

[soft coral]

sadly i can't undercut my skull

[ancient marsh]

??????

what the fuck bro

holy shit

what a fucking psychotic retard

my god

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[viral egret]

always the red pill

hell i dont need the red pill to be racist

all for the love of the game

[short cove]

For the game of racism or tarkov

[viral egret]

both.

[short cove]

Bro is truth nuking

[cyan garnet]

Fuck arena is terrible cunt

cant stand these chink aimbotters cunts fucked

[little flame]

holy

[ancient marsh]

he has the Norman Osborn waves under the silky

[soft coral]

God forbid...

[fast garden]

airwing has been full marathon glaze

there was a post where he was arguing about sales numbers on twitter

and he was effectively ragebaiting the fuck out of anyone that tried to accurately estimate a number

[soft coral]

typical

[ancient marsh]

why does hat even matter?

[fast garden]

i dont see it mattering to him

but basically, bungie is fucked if marathon does not do well

destiny 2 has not been profitable for several years now

they have all but abandoned it atp

so literally all of their eggs were in one basket for marathon

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[blazing basin]

people who like raw cookie dough are weird

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WCAiDhsLLY

[viral egret]

ground zero ftw

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVh7xjT97ew

[soft coral]

wtf is this piece of shit

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0sdnIc6B28M

it was never the voices

i was never schizophrenic

i never touched the reload button

IT WAS NEVER ME

I DIDNT DO IT

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-surprised-shocked-scared-hands-up-gif-1018564415677319454

"if you rotate something and you quickly close your tab-"

[viral egret]

????

why is that

[stark torrent]

190

https://giphy.com/gifs/archives-vfx-animationxpressanimationxpress-EahYBxGgJHLZ6

[viral egret]

and its cheaper than tarkov

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll customs skull icon removed

reshala not 100%

[compact knoll]

@fast garden time for you to do adik

[ancient marsh]

it only costs 214 simoleons to have fun tonight

[ancient marsh]

self-esteem stream
league of legends

i literally cant make any jokes

ts is like a bosnian minefield

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh did your internet get nuked

[ancient marsh]

i better keep my mouth shut

i'm on thin ice

[viral egret]

i dont hear u

@stark torrent i got shot 5 times with zvezda in the eyes

and headshot a guy with mxlr blindly

killed both

actually

[fast garden]

i saw a screencap of a reddit post that was talking about how someone said that they had a theory that kurt cobain was secretly trans and someone asked them "why? because they both kill themselves" and the person that posted it was asking for ideas for a comeback

[fast garden]

i saw a girls frontline character that has like

a plate carrier against her bare chest

but still has this weird like, sleeves and collar top that covers nothing

great image

[compact knoll]

i can count the pixels

i see it

[fast garden]

like

i know what kind of man you are

holy fucking pixels man

god bless

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/noel-deyzel-gif-27591406

[viral egret]

noel could never

[soft coral]

how?

how is reloading the gun and rotating and item connected

what the fuck

jesus christ this game is BEYOND shit

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

what are you posting, young man

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-memes-tf2-soldier-tf2-soldier-gif-6079368118091623075

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/553559962438074371/1480595460648337579/image.png?ex=69b03f79&is=69aeedf9&hm=b25f1f6cc12e77f227797c292ed13f4d040c93e5a161bf9d1a32938508d51785&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1269&height=714

[fast garden]

cool gun

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/smirk-corgi-mimibarbar-sWBzg2D15WwQjHcxbt

[stark torrent]

Cool gun, now lets see the stats

https://giphy.com/gifs/SadHamsterio-sad-hampter-hammy-CTcf0M0eht8hfQT8OO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/inglourious-basterds-stare-gif-7097163585490975174

[fast garden]

why does shit like trader menus take fucking forever to load now

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

[ancient marsh]

v

vhttps://youtu.be/G4ssTTlNCiU?si=gUQI1-EChbrJARN3

[fast garden]

man

old recoil sucked ass

[stark torrent]

look at the sa58

1. Dogshit recoil - YEP
2. Shaking my monitor - YEP
3. Muzzle Flash bigger than my screen - YEP
4. Deafening my shit - YEP

cool gunplay

[ancient marsh]

tarkov devs saw 1 patch of the fal being good back in like 10.7

[fast garden]

what if instead of tarkov it was deadlock vc and all 6 of us got on deadlock

just saying

[ancient marsh]

and were like "never again"

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[fast garden]

put tole tole away

[compact knoll]

41% of tarkov vc inactive after a week

[fast garden]

nothing interesting has happened in tarkov since 1.0 launch

notice how there is no response for several minutes because i did not lie

[compact knoll]

i was jerking it sorry

[native crypt]

I wish they hadn't nerfed the loot

Because at the start of wipe there was treasure galore and now your lucky to pull some

[fast garden]

i want to say its usually never that bad but there was that one time it was so much worse than i could have imagined

[native crypt]

I rember

I wish that 99% locked rooms had a reason to exist other than quest

[fast garden]

true

they added several things to some of them relatively recently but

not enough

[native crypt]

No treasure allowed though

[hallow stream]

"lets hop on fun"
the vc:

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-son-is-a-geek-kam-edwards-banging-head-gif-10845145880130905144

[fast garden]

one day they will try it and realize it is great fun

[native crypt]

The hell of it is that they can modify locked room loot independently from open loot they just choose not to

[fast garden]

tarkov guns ruined rn and we still on ts

[compact knoll]

translop movement

[fast garden]

just run larp guns atp

if you had never looked at tarkov until today you would use the same words to describe it

[hallow stream]

just head eyes yourself with a 12 gauge IRL at that point

[compact knoll]

tarkov or deadlock

[fast garden]

i have met so many trans people through tarkov man

[native crypt]

Xal?

[remote fox]

Why are you collecting them like Pokemon?

[fast garden]

is the concept of making friends so foreign

[compact knoll]

i have deadass not met a single one

women

men

femboys

tomboys

but never trans people

[fast garden]

you are on the side of the world where it doesnt happen

i dont know what else to say

[compact knoll]

says a lot about america

[ancient marsh]

lole)))))))))))) @compact knoll

[fast garden]

this was already well known?

[hallow stream]

tbh xal wont play it because hes in the game

[fast garden]

what the fuck is up with pve tarkov man

im in dorms

"GUESTS ARE HERE DARLING, I SEE THE ENEMY"

fuck off birdeye

[ancient marsh]

pudge is in dota, not deadlock

[hallow stream]

I present to you literally every horrendous person that has ever lived on this planet combined into 1 being

1 clanka whos literally worse than funny mustache man

[ancient marsh]

why are you saying im worse than hitler bro

[hallow stream]

i meant the playstyle

theres fatter characters in the actual game

rotund fat fuck

[fast garden]

ive been playing dynamo more

its just that people are really stupid and dont shoot the people in singularity

[viral egret]

it curves

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/mgSOxRSH28S_ZdJSS?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=csCTa6ihP7rIXm

character is a genuine affront to god

[viral egret]

@stark torrent back to back pcs

[fast garden]

loot must really be bad for us to be posting double gpu this late into 1.0

[compact knoll]

Cryin is just broke

5 mil in stash

[viral egret]

its the thing that i got them b2b

cause othewse its not that rare

they got kaban working at bolt

[fast garden]

you cannot make this up

[viral egret]

@stark torrent having to write about france in geography essay

[viral egret]

bad stock

ace is better i thin

with buttpad

[gritty python]

wrong

ak-12 is now 21% and 11 ergo

dd is 21 and 8

with 12 inch

idrc about recoil in this number range

pad makes it 10, they fucked attachments so bad

[viral egret]

not dd

dd is dogshit

always was

bro

i dont think 70% of 176 is 153

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

its probably closer to 80% or something

and my internet gets shot down

io thin im just doing bad math

[glacial haven]

makes sense, most realistic simulation for school shootings

[viral egret]

bro

[gritty python]

almost caught u having fun

[viral egret]

11 21 ak12

yeah no wtf

so

ace socom is better

with buttpad

13 20

also less dura burn

that's without pad

45.3 69 ARE tube AK-12 stock M4
49.8 68 ACE Socom PAD m4

@gritty python

could try it for yourself

[gritty python]

terg

yerg

will yoink

[viral egret]

this isnt meta or anything i think

could use normal rk-1 instead for more recoil reduction

but i like the canted one

[gritty python]

canted gives a hidden buff to hipfire

head canon

[viral egret]

fr?

[gritty python]

no

[viral egret]

damn you

[gritty python]

but it feels like it does

[viral egret]

i thought canted would be useful for once

[gritty python]

i mean i personally do genuinely hit better hipfire with it on

[compact knoll]

Covers your thorax with your arms

[gritty python]

but

[viral egret]

not that

it just looks so much nicer

than the stupid normal verticals

like covering ur thorax it's ok xiao will still hit u center of mass perfect

[gritty python]

se5 hand position is bout the only one i don't hate

[viral egret]

@stark torrent coaie

sa fac tot proiectu la geografie cu chatgpt

ca nu m-a simt prea bine (mi-e lene sa fac 7 pagini)

[stark torrent]

da

[soft coral]

mf said da

[viral egret]

timpul sa folosesc sclavi artificiali sau cum drq zic aia

[gritty python]

it’s interesting how different the ai for bd act for me vs all the shit i watch

[viral egret]

depends on player experience

[short cove]

Lalalalala also ready or not elephant

[remote fox]

Wouldn't that be Roblox?

Some fuckers make real life recreations

It's fucked.

[short cove]

Bro r u fr

[compact knoll]

Oh yeah

You

[short cove]

BTW I was taking pictures for my resume for getting a job

[gritty python]

fr?

[short cove]

And my side profile makes me look like a 1944 identification picture for Jewish people

[viral egret]

ye

[short cove]

It's actually crazy

It's so over for me man

It's so over

[blazing basin]

wdym?

[short cove]

I unironically saw my side profile and remembered how they shew us in school shit like "nazis said this is what Jews look like" and I unironically got the most stereotypical ass triangle broad nose in that picture

Like "my name is justus goldschmidt" just from looking at it

[blazing basin]

big sshnozzer, huh?

ehh

mine is kinda big too

[compact knoll]

That might be the reason youre living in the ghetto

[short cove]

Like from front facing and regular i look honestly kinda good

But like holy shit

[compact knoll]

I mean the outside hut

[viral egret]

son of rothschilds aaah nose

[short cove]

Remember that one family guy episode where quagmire found a girl that looks from the back better then from the front?

Legit ts

[short cove]

I live like 2km from the nearest real city

[viral egret]

?????

wtf is word on browser about

it just turned my text black

[blazing basin]

you are a rural fella?

[short cove]

Yes

[blazing basin]

cool

[short cove]

U got black text w dark mode?

[viral egret]

no

it just turned

that way

somehow

i DID NOTHING WHY IS THERE 2 MORE PAGES

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1466066867742576752/20240210_004012.gif

i will pirate

microsoft word

[short cove]

Free libre

Google docs

Google docs ong free word

[viral egret]

giving me fucking

FRENCH

[viral egret]

gonnaa try that next

if it works even

[short cove]

U need Google drive for that tho

Free too

[glacial haven]

Unironically dogshit since it's been phased into the "Microsoft Copilot 365 Suite"

[viral egret]

bro fuck me why is google docs literally better

than each and every one of these

i just need to copy and paste photos on it somehow

[glacial haven]

LibreOffice is also meh, just try the google tools first

[viral egret]

google and steam are the 2 W takers

[glacial haven]

The Google docs tools have gone a long way from back then, gotten really good

[blazing basin]

how are google docs better than libre?

[viral egret]

fucking hell

it works

so well

W google

microslop is so bad id switch to linux but like

linux cant support half the shit

so im gonna wiat until w11 death

[glacial haven]

Works in the browser and from what I have heard, it has a lot of support for official microsoft features because it's main focus is enterprise first

What I do doubt tho, I don't think that it supports the same extent of scripting in Excel, I wouldn't know how at least since Microsoft Excel uses VBS

Holy shit, the google docs have full javascript support, damn

[viral egret]

my printer broke ggwp

[blazing basin]

Eh ok. I'm not that advanced of an Office user

[glacial haven]

Me neither, I programmatically worked with pdf and docx files a couple of times but that's about it

I am just going by what I hear from people that look at a lot of documents

[gritty python]

googles whole suite for that stuff is built to be saved as the microsoft variant/pdf/whatever

enterprise focus as you said

[glacial haven]

Many readers/writers do because they're the standard nowadays, if that weren't the case, we'd probably have a better standard universal format which isn't pdf

Pdf's are a pure nightmare

Is it an image? Is it text? Is it interactable? Maybe.

[viral egret]

gire

fire

pro israeli man

[gritty python]

thankful my days of interacting with those as a job is done

legit misery

[glacial haven]

Mine aren't, parsing or creating bills is still a pain in the ass

50% of the time I get files that don't have the text metadata saved, so I need to run an OCR scan over the document

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

Or Emails, Emails are actually the worst offender of them all

You need to use ancient xml structures because not every mail client, to this very fucking day, supports normal html structures and renders them properly

[short cove]

Wait till you see Google slides

That however kinda is just PowerPoint lite

PowerPoint itself is better

But docs feels like a better word

I think the best thing about it still is that you can use it on phone and pc

And ios and android

[compact knoll]

o block tarkov

[keen sparrow]

"bitch sucked my dick cause i looked like her father"

[winged mica]

the hell is this music

[pseudo storm]

Modern rap

[short cove]

Ong the price of 9x39 everything is making me wanna rope shed

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

And why do like all 9x39 ars look ass 😭

[cyan garnet]

Because its a bullet for retards

[viral egret]

dont hang urself in the shed

roof will fall down with you

[short cove]

It's not even a shed

It's a barn

A German barn

Ts is built w bricks and plaster

The same that ivans house is built out of bc the pow knew what they were doing

[ancient marsh]

post a picture of ur setup again

[short cove]

I refuse

Also I am at work

[ancient marsh]

why is that hm?

[short cove]

U big meanie

[keen sparrow]

it's from 2011 so is it really modern?

[pseudo storm]

kinda

[cyan garnet]

lil b based god

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/luol-fist-pump-yes-made-it-gif-5422580

[keen sparrow]

finally someone with some sense

[cyan garnet]

these chuds wouldn't know

[keen sparrow]

They'll never know the joy or positivity of the cookin dance

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow mannn you's a bitch

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127616265628950549/1384597744051552316/WetnBloody_GIFLab_20250617_191350.gif

[stark torrent]

bro Tarkov is the only game where the game was more stable during 1.0 release than today after 4-5 patches , i swear Story quests were never this broken as they are now , people not getting their next objective , not getting the quest items etc

[viral egret]

leave it to russian devs to do this shit

[stark torrent]

incompetent is not even cutting it anymore , i need to find a new word for them

[viral egret]

inept

[hallow stream]

[short cove]

Downsyndrom coding

[soft coral]

how aboutfinding a new game to play instead

hmm??

ever thought about THAT batman?

[hallow stream]

Brothers would rather commit suicide than that

[hollow patrol]

retarded?

[ancient marsh]

i'm not a programmer, i have no clue how the game works, but how can you rework attachments, and make the fucking quests break?

and i do not mean gunsmith

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2031334566175101025

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

some useful stuff
SPECIALDEAL

X · Mar 10, 2026, 11:41 AM

[stark torrent]

SPECIALDEAL code

yeah for PSUs and shit

thanks bro but its like 5 months into the "wipe"

[viral egret]

yeah its gonna help the players get bitcoin farm level 6 or 7

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[cyan garnet]

God interchang is a painful experience

[glacial haven]

Not bad, not bad but I expect more from BSG, Microsoft killed your M2 SSD and closing a Window duplicated it in their insider build, when will Tarkov finally reach that level

[viral egret]

give nikita 2 days he'll make it happen

[short cove]

what

Also I love how I probably got like 250 hours or more

[glacial haven]

They have 130+ employees

[short cove]

But still do not know the names of all maps

[short cove]

How

What do they do?

[glacial haven]

I expect more issues from them, this is beginner shit

[short cove]

Blunt rotation?

[glacial haven]

The game needs to corrupt your windows services at random or something

[short cove]

I legit wonder how single people can make shit like total chaos

[glacial haven]

Delete a couple registry entries on accident because a developer thought it's the game's shader cache

[short cove]

But like 100+ people make dogshit like this

[glacial haven]

Something with a bit of power behind it

[short cove]

This sounds like trying to delete one face in blender but somehow deleting the entire model

[glacial haven]

Jokes aside, you'd be surprised how many people you need to even remotely get anything functional out at the scale of Tarkov

[short cove]

I mean

There's the wtt team which yes isent big

Atleast I think so

And gets shit done

[glacial haven]

Tarkov is like a nervous system with extremely deep branches into complex structures

Some of which make no sense

[short cove]

Like behaviour got iirc more then 500 workers and they cant do shit

Like unironically operation health which was "we dont do content but fix things"

[glacial haven]

Do you mean War Thunder?

[short cove]

Went for 3-6 months and they made things worse

[glacial haven]

What exactly is "wtt"?

[short cove]

Welcome to tarkov

Tarkov moders

For spt

[glacial haven]

Tarkov Mods heavily profit from the literal base that is Tarkov, Tarkov is somewhat dynamic and allows for easier additions than other games in many cases

That being said, the modders for Tarkov SPT don't need to worry about mass-server structures or server latency when adding anything

If Tarkov were a singleplayer game, I could almost guarantee the development cycle would be faster since I am quite sure, most of the annoyances that the developers have over there is making sure their servers don't eat up a ton of resources

[cyan garnet]

Killed 2 killa farmers outside idea finished chumming then his lover jump peeked me insta headtap

[hollow patrol]

setting my rodents free on the tarkov servers to piss on them and chew all the wires

[cyan garnet]

Chumming completed im never going back

[hallow stream]

the game would still be buggy as shit

Nikitas views on hiring game developers wouldn't change he would still keep doing the same shit he has said hes already done for years

[ancient marsh]

well the thing is tarkov doesnt control your entire pc functionality like windows does

[glacial haven]

Believe me, makes no difference, if you really want to, you can

It requires a bit more tinkering and maybe you can't really kill an ssd but you can do damage

[hallow stream]

now if tarkov were to have a kernel anti cheat however

it would be SO FUNNY

I completed therapist quest
tikarov deleted my BIOS

(exaggerated for comedic effect)

[glacial haven]

Many of the issues stem from networking constraints, some of them are very obviously bugs, yeah but many issues like timeouts, item movement errors, disconnects, matching queues (which have been improved apparently), all of that would not be part of the equation anymore

And they wouldn't have to play cat and mouse with cheaters while very clearly losing

More resources allocated to other teams, if that would matter at the end of the day? No clue, we'll never know most likely

[hallow stream]

would still take them a while to update shit

considering nikita prefers hiring unexperienced people who need to be trained over someone who already knows what they're doing like he said before

[glacial haven]

You need to learn somehow I guess

[hallow stream]

I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of the development process for updates was just spent fixing the mistakes of the new hires

[glacial haven]

That is generally the case, even "experienced" or rather "seasoned" developers make a ton of mistakes

[stark torrent]

Bitcoin miner final level

[glacial haven]

I do also make mistakes from time to time

It's natural

[stark torrent]

Also tarkov nuking your discord sometimes it still.happens

Idk why, you just lose all audio in discord

[hallow stream]

I wont even joke lad

when I had tarkov installed my discord was tweaking and shit all the time

I stopped playing and uninstalled now everything is fine

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[hallow stream]

on my life I die tomorrow in a brutal vehicular accident if I am not right

[glacial haven]

Everyone complains that companies have extremely high requirements for new hires, then a company has a low entry ceiling and everyone picks on that instead

Literally can not win lmao

[hallow stream]

nah man its the fact the shit he literally said was

[glacial haven]

It's cheaper to get many unexperienced developers instead of a very few seasoned ones

[hallow stream]

"I would rather hire 3 people who have minimal idea about making games than hire 1 mid level person that would be paid the same as the 3 people"

[glacial haven]

I know

I saw that shit already

[stark torrent]

Dude why cant i tag alle on mobile

[hallow stream]

like fuck man I can't imagine the amount of drinking you have to do as a 5+ years BSG employee when you see the new group of 30 people who have 0 clue what they are supposed to do at the job walk in

[glacial haven]

But he's not just picking them from a homeless shelter, they still go through some sort of verification process to check if they know C#, basic Unity and so on, otherwise the game would be way more dysfunctional than it currently is

[hallow stream]

just so you DONT kill yourself

[soft coral]

i cant youyou

[stark torrent]

Dogshit app

[soft coral]

fuck this earth and this universve cant win

[hallow stream]

@little flame

[stark torrent]

Gimme 3 of those

https://tenor.com/view/cissia-cissia-zzz-zzz-zenlesszonezero-cissia-freak-gif-8369410895267249160

[hollow patrol]

killing you with a laser guided gypsy strike

[ancient marsh]

WOAH SIR

CALM down

[viral egret]

xal u home

[hollow patrol]

im DONE.. its OVER.

im calling it in

[ancient marsh]

ye

[viral egret]

kappa?

[ancient marsh]

when

[viral egret]

rn

lets go get ur insomnia

and the last PK skavs

[ancient marsh]

gimme like 10 mins

[stark torrent]

No need to hate man

[hollow patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[viral egret]

alr

[ancient marsh]

no need to hate? understandable

now what is your opinion on the romani people

[stark torrent]

The floor is lava but there are no walls

[ancient marsh]

ADOLF "Iedy" IEDLER EXPLAINS WHAT HE WILL DO TO THE ROMANIS IF HE GETS INTO POWER:

[stark torrent]

Two Rs

[ancient marsh]

what does that mean

[stark torrent]

Rromani

Tigani da i in pula mea

[ancient marsh]

can't even talk about gypsies without growling like a dog

RRRRRRRROMANIS

[stark torrent]

I see gypsy i frown, boil and seethe

[ancient marsh]

one second bro

i need to find

a picture

the face iedy hits when gypsy @remote fox

iedy bro if you ever feel like giving a fuck about league

you need to start hatewatching this streamer called nickich

he recently went to europe after calling europeans villagers for months and now can't get out of mid-tier ranks bro @stark torrent

it's unironically the funniest videos ive ever watched

i was reading comments and watching videos and i was trying so fucking hard to not laugh out loud on the bus

[little flame]

wtf am i opening discord to

xalenstein

fucking xamas piker

[ancient marsh]

BRO HASHAS HAS

WHY IS HIS FACE LIKE THIS BRO

@stark torrent @compact knoll @remote fox AAAAAAND THE 100% BOSS ICON IS GONE

IT LASTED LIKE 3 DAYS.

adolf come tarkov

[stark torrent]

And it started on a sunday night because thats when ppl are off work

these devs

[ancient marsh]

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

epstein watching minors in tel aviv rn

[viral egret]

@stark torrent noscope aim so bad i had to go put the gun in the guys mouth to hit a headshot

0.8 meter kill

[native crypt]

funny new bug

it grows

[stark torrent]

the altyn guy was shat on

king gg

[stark torrent]

wait

did the altyn dude do the sprint bug thingie

the way he swings is so fast

[soft coral]

may nikita's smegma dry up so much it marinates and gives him an infection

[viral egret]

@stark torrent guy with prestige 2 and ak12 with ppbs

banged up by reshala guard

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @remote fox @glacial haven @floral orbit @hollow patrol

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478414950622953505/1480885700063920179/togif.gif

[hollow patrol]

can you sell me your account $2 and a big mac

thanks

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

Holy hell streets killa mentioned

[ancient marsh]

unc test

btw i got kappa YIPPIE

[viral egret]

forgot to ping him didnt u

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven theres a bug on tarkov right now where suppressed guns overheat in like 2 bullets
but it only happens on streets.

like, how, even theoretically, do you fuck up an update that bad?

how do you change like gun stats, and you introduce a bug like that?

[stark torrent]

ouuusksha

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/neppico-gif-12490047082767817490

[fast garden]

Same reason people with dying cpus or gpus (can’t remember witch) means their guns insta overheat and can’t be shot

It has to do with some kind of game tick rate or some shit, idk

And streets has to have special treatment to even fucking work in the first place

[little flame]

gg

only 3 months late xal

[viral egret]

23 quests away from klappa

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457046822588649544/1476678202179981352/sex-4x.gif

me and u

[stark torrent]

ok now what

game compeletely dead

the last day for tarkov vc is upon us

[ancient marsh]

me and cryon get to terminal

and then we prestige after

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bombaysoftwares-movie-hollywood-oppenheimer-6oMhPwjvQc6LAEpEuq

[ancient marsh]

we had some really stacked fights on night customs of all places brother

i wouldnt say the game is dead yet

[fast garden]

You already know my answer

[ancient marsh]

deadlock more like deadlock the latch on your chastity cage

[fast garden]

I do not understand the animosity towards this game whatsoever

[ancient marsh]

i had to WORK for my last insomnia kill btw

it was my last kappa quest

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

the guy i fought was a complete total

ALMOST SAID A BANNABLE WORD

i typed it out

and deleted it last second

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-knife-gif-19576998

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-spinning-water-water-hose-horsey-gif-5575530196590168122

[fast garden]

Dry when he catches you slipping

[ancient marsh]

horse rotation fluid

[stark torrent]

little bro put the dogshit in the bag

also nice Altyn when u cant have altyn in arena

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

you can only have the hemet