#💣tarkov-released
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BAASSSSSSSSSS
BASSSS
BASS
wait lmfao they nerfed test drive 2??
made it just a worse gun with ammo that costs double
personally idk if its a nerf - you use a worse gun BUT it's cheaper to run?
7n42 was cheap
pbp is literally over double as much
bro NO ONE was running zubilo
yeah
cant even sell the m1a
just delete the gun
i NEED the money sir
u do it in 2 hours on fact
not stuck using worst DMR in the game at a weird range you barely encounter people
yeah
60 meters is such a shit range
50 is more viable but still ends up being just sbih spots again
@glacial haven
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shot him about 10 times before that
he had a zhuk tho but bruh
he was sitting in grey
😭
i one tapped him
i think
the earbuds are so big now
.sob
😭
@stark torrent
im out
@glacial haven gotta go celebrate christmas
brb
This early? Damn
I gotta head out in the next couple of hours as well
how big is the dropped item for em now
bruh
spawns in safes too
actual CBT item, bet its not even gonna be worth grabbing 99% of the time
only if you need collector
4 more from what I found out.
wait actually
better than tank battery neat
Bruuuuh
wait oh shit
they got the new armors in finally
the rigs they had models for before the BD ones
also new crye armored t5 rig
non tac-kek version of these
jesus wtf
allee was locked behind like 10 minutes matching
bro couldnt get out
i just alt f4'd cause i was scavving anyway
guess no tarkov for me today
literally breathing the wrong way crashes the game rn
Boris, double the fake time on the expected match timer so players are excited they loaded in "faster"
Okay this is fucking scummy, they made Ded Moroz fire at you while looking like santa
They fixed the scammers selling empty ammo boxes on flea
by removing ammo boxes from flea entirely @ancient marsh @fast garden
You think he comes with gifts before blasting you in the face
no
fucking
way
LMAO
I mean, I get it, they probably received a ton of support tickets because of it
normal people complain = nothing happens. streamers complain = fixed next patch
i cant
I mean, I actually think that the timmy's complained via tickets
At the very least they did as well on top of the streamers
@fast garden @little flame @compact knoll @ancient marsh @cyan garnet
Kappa item that is heavier than a tank battery btw

imma let scav case bring this one
no , not now
later?
maybe ye
cool
i am busy rn
aight
Is it me or bosses are 100% spawnchance now?
i need to spend less time with you retards, the first thing i saw when i looked at the console was the 6.7

@stark torrent have u found out what the christmas tasks are
and how u get em?
oushka
Uh, is anyone's quest counting up for PMC kills with active headset?
github got tarkov'd
Lmao the quest they added in, doesnt work
With or without headset, with or without chest-rig, full naked with just a gun, it doesnt count any kills
r you jolly bro
going to grocery store with dad cuz mom asked us
its like hes never shopped before

@stark torrent
Scammers?
He wants to spend time with you but in a manly way.
its an airsoft rig or some shit
2x2?
You were able to partially unpack ammo boxes,
If the ammo box had 30 rounds in it, you'd fill your pmc inventory with shit and 21 of those bullets if they stacked to 50, then unpack, it'd leave 1 bullet in the box
They sold that on flea because the ammo box count wasn't visible
Why not have the remaining bullet go to the sorting table?
too much effort
You could also just do that in a raid instead, the result would be the same
idk
How to fix it there
That's the issue and instead of trying to do something against that being possible, they just removed the ability to sell them on flea entirely now lmao
Ammo boxes on flea made sense though.
imma go scav o woods and find it
Well, if people wouldn't have abused the flaw in the system, it would still be possible
Can't blame bsg for everything, this one is on the playerbase
Was it that big of a problem or did some streamer get pissy?
fucking crab pincers bro
cryon wanna play?
sur
im going woods for money atm
Pretty big because you never knew if you got a normal box or not, you had to inspect to see the kg
@viral egret mic not working sec
i mean they changed the matchmaking yet it still takes me like 5 min to load in
@stark torrent shturman attacked me as scav
killed him
and his guards molested me
ggs man
7 headshots to kill him
gg you lose a whole shit of rep
just avoid boss area
as if i had any anyway
-0.2
that's not thaaat bad
well you should level it up as standard acc
cause scav is your way to make money as a noob
i have reached the choice @viral egret
broke fella detected or sad boy
it was running on my hdd the whole time before but i managed to get windows on my ssd after a bit
and played 1 game with that
and it ran fine

i didnt install it on my hdd ever it just fucking ran on my hdd because retarded game
what
thats not even possible
lmao
so i had windows running on my hdd
i installed tarkov to my ssd and played like that
and it fucking 100%' ed my hdd
until 2 years ago i was a hdd gamer and i didnt switch windows over to my ssd when i got it
i did it now tho
actually maybe not even 2 years ago like 1 year ago
ok but i had one scav run after i fixed my shit and it ran perfectly (and i extracted successfully gg ez)
so im like conflicted and its bad
because the voices tell me to play past the point of no refund
got camped by guy inside of checkpoint and died because i didnt have my gun on auto
@little flame @viral egret @soft coral @stark torrent @ancient marsh @glacial haven merry Christmas you fucking degenerates
merry christmas to u too man
:)
God bless you retards too
merry christmas
and have a jolly day
merry christmas artyom 
8 kdr 2.5k hours kills allee head nape
merry christmas dont explode or anything
Whelp
Gg
💀
if u scan that QR code it pulls up Tigz stream

@fast garden you too
brotha ew
Merry Christmas
we cock, dick, jolly
do not tag me in american hamburger christmas celebrations 

Fuck you
but merry christmas to @stark torrent @soft coral @little flame @glacial haven @viral egret

Grinch looking mf
merry christmas get in vc
xal rn
happy hannukah @ancient marsh
meh sure why not
@stark torrent @soft coral @little flame @viral egret @ancient marsh @thick jetty, wish you all a merry christmas, hope you guys have fun celebrating it with your loved ones 
happy christmas
to you aswell
thank you so much hitler
i am having fun too bismilah merry chrysler
@viral egret 117 minutes...
not a problem, #1439
Td2?
test drive 2
Did they change test drives
yeah
Whats the difference
weapons and range requirements

range requirements are gone from what I heard
td1 > sr25
td2 > mp5sd
td5 > sr2m
same......
i dont remember for td4
shrimp
@viral egret the voices tell me to keep playing
yes
bruhge
mortar flare
bro idk whaT To say
until the retards notice
the retards being the 4 people that have done lk tasks
oh its lk?
😭
im at the cofdms still
need 2 more
thank you xal have a nice day
painge
they fixed LK?
how is ur christmas man
rare moment
or is it tmrw
Is there a Christmas tree on light house
idk but uhh
no but there is one on woods
tommorow
very good loot
this is expensive as fuck for class 1 lmao
yeah lmao
can use other class plates though i think
idk its stupid
new scav armor though i guess
no soft plates tho

and u can only change 2 plates
front and back
iirc
When will they fix that god forsaken quest, ffs
I just minecrafted a motherfucker with a pickaxe, no gear but headset only. Still didnt count
@ancient marsh

bosh
BOSH
FIVE SEVEEEN
yee the tarcola btr is back
ouuskha
also if you wear a beanie you dont get frostbite
REALLY?
bro loads in looks at stash closes game and refunds
surprisingly i got a few raids in with cryon only because we died 2 minutes in on each one
you have 3 minutes to refund it hamma
God's strongest neurons
i asked my main homie if i give in or not
he cursed me
oh rly they added the scavs back
who is they
wwwho is they
fucking trip on an ice step and break your balls
oh?
ALOOO
do you have the key?
it was never a key door
that was my fucking folder bathroom
same
i know but
what have they done
do you have the key
wonder if its locked behind the same key
did you try breach lol
whelp
gotta breach it 6-7 times to open ig
this is it i gotta kill myself from this point onward
still ready for another raid
ggs
bro i was watching a rust video and was pausing it then this happened
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welcome to cock and ball torture Lite
why are we spinning
alr back on warframe
i have a shitty slug shotgun a helmet and fear propelling me
told u
im not hauling it with me
its kappa item
yeah no one ever leaving raid with this dogshit

unless scav/M.U.L.E
yeah no
tank battery weight
why would you ever pop a mule for something that sells for less than the mule

how much
does it sell for
well its on flea for less than 100k so i assume it's 90ish
its 50k
who is it even
MAZA4KST
bro we do not care wwho this mf is
no clue who that is
this guy is a full retard
that's the streamer allegedly
like he's turbo aggressive monkey chimp brained
lmfao
never heard of that guy
yeah he is a character
on my soul
and like
cheaters i guess were putting intels into filing cabinets
for him to pick up
and people were calling him out
and he waws like calling people out to fight irrl
wild
lmaooo
actual chimpanzee brain chemistry that guy has
truege
yeah he's playing some leaderboards event
wwhen that was added
and it wwwas tracking rare items found
his score: 560
people around him: 100-250

i lived
bro is killing people already
i mean i was looting right
around the place where i found the dumbbell
and i heard walking toward where i was so i just waited till he got up to me
slug to the forehead 
still level 3
bro will be fuming when he sees ur stats
@ancient marsh
u need 3 salewas
why still deafen
i know about the salewas
for a later med quest

huge W cms’s
that 556 suppressor is nice to sell or keep
suppressor imma sell
if u find more cms in raid u can put them in ur special slots
saves them if u die
sost is nice 556 ammo too
tango6t
for u atleast
save kvass
alr
good food
keep the eotech
what about the ronin helmet
u can sell it
and that face shield
cant buy good food early
u dont have headphones for it
iskra barter is the only food souce yeah
ronin is free money
actually now that im past the point of no return can i get access to the mental hospital
this is what the guy i shot in the head was running
seems doodoo
but i wouldnt know
@ancient marsh
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ok
@stark torrent do i get lighthouse access
if i sell bitcoins i got rn, i get 18500, with a bit more i hit 20k and get lighthouse
should i thouggh
no , finish quests on other maps first
Lighthouse is not a map you can take lightly
@stark torrent what u up to?
its a cheaterfest but i need it later on
doing my last guide map
but i cant find game

You do, but if you have other options, it would be better to not use the bitcoins just to build the funds
imma do it solo see if i find a game now
excuse me?

can u join me and cryon after
"pretty decent kit" he says
3 mags in total
no packing ammo
no bag
😭
its not gonna see much usage probably so

i didnt bring a bag simply because i plan to snatch it off a dead guy anyway
if i find any anyway

ana mk1 has the same space no?
no
thats a insane rig
it does have 2 2x2
they both do
but this has an extra row of doubles instead of singles
lmao
14 survivals in a row but 50% extraction rate

is he wall hacking is the question
from sawmill
imma kill him trust
and he got me instantly
behind a rock
ggs man
head, eyes while staring down
you gettin hit by paintballs dog
ik 😭
lmao
rip
im so fucking done
pscav one shots me head ears while i have ronin respirator
@viral egret wanna do some arena i have dailies
@ancient marsh you too chungus man
u guys wanna play together 👉 👈 i have to go to ground zero and i dont know any maps
a bit later mb , can help out
gonna bring cryon as well for moral support
and can i get access to the mental hospital later
my stash is already full because im standard 😔
im joking
and ive been winning too much
idk
i have to start dying so my stash empties up trust
or selling all my fucking like useless shit like look at all this im not gonna use these pistols
sell to mechanic
but ill do that later
emty mags and sell ammo too
i dont have mechanic rn
112 fence rep btw
i just unlocked skier tho
anyway
i saw what the stash upgrade is gonna take and damn
cockenballentorture
but looks doable 
Bro is lost
genuinely
i scav raided into customs i didnt know where the fuck i was gonna have to exfil from
i found the interchange transit and got out through interchange
i'm so ready
penis helm too
new questline
i was crouched down underenath 50 billion bushes but he sniffed me out clearly
we live in a society
he didnt even like have trouble finding me he just knew where my head was gg
atleast i got some construction measuring tape i needed that
ham i know you are new but do you have any idea how much all of this sticks out in the snow
fair
but im still mad i died i had like stuff
lil dude doesnt know that bushes are basically see through rn
gg go next
i had the goods
gonna start running my shitty pistols because i want to get them out of my stash
that bush rat shit works on every other ingame season but all the bushes have alopecia in the winter
i could sell them but eh euuuh ueehh
is g28 good yet
it seems cheap and like
lmaooo
usable pretty stock
the niche was always that it was lighter
so its good for flir
labs cards are what? like 80ish k?
seems like a decent price for a g28 that you can sell the scope off of and get like
whatever much back
Just slimed a lvl 23 with a kedr
only reason no one runs it
salute
20mags on pk4
sorry soldier
if you arent trying to minimize weight its just worse than other 308 options
equalize mags and shit so its not like, pk4 for a 20 rounder mag
theres only a few things like that
yeah but it'd be nice to bump em down a tier or two
g28 mags, some new attachments that never got added to traders like the akms stock adapter, another one i forget
just kinda flatten it out
also theres still like
some attachments that just dont show up on traders
and barely in raid
that one ultima lower rail

oh wait they mightve added it actually
i remember looking on flea and presets and it not showing up anywhere

stuck slapping on the top rail just to use a light on that shotgun
bro is NOT READY!!! for tarkov
bro
real shit
sell that helmet and just wear a paca
what if i just dont wear a paca and rawdog it
not a shit idea but
also
you will get scav rushed without armor
buy headsets
they tag you and send hordes at you
wtf
i forgot about headsets true
under a certain kit value actually but armor is the easiest way to get over it
that system is a bit more complicated than frota is saying
but usually you will be fine as long as you are bringing literally anything beyond a pistol and 2 mags
paca and pistol+headset always got me enough above it
im bringing a pistol and 2 mags
even if it was like a PM and m32's
if you even have a rig ur fine
deal of a lifetime
i kinda miss the era of hatchet and pistollings
it was complete ass but it threw free kills into raids
watching the naked man with a 5-7 run his ass to dorms to try and shove a black card up his ass while I spray him with 4.6 fmj
a headset is too expensive and im too broke im just gonna go in like this
do you have skier yet?
ham are you that don hurrendous
you should always have a headset
the reserve hatchetlings 
i will dieee im gonna DIEEE
the only map i know extracts on is interchange so thats all im doing right now 
not a bad call
Interchange is a shithole
do you visit the expansion areas
Run shoreline if you want easy loot
you're more likely to get capped out there but the loot's better
buddy i dont know what the expansion areas are
and also theres a ton of new armor spawns there so you can actually upgrade
Shoreline is the easiest
expansion areas is where your butthole gets widened
holy shit dude
didnt even play spt
Woods would be easy if it wasn't permacamped by everyone
not a bad haul
i believe in you ham
average streets scav
i already shot one guy in the head with a slug shotgun i got this
(and i mean player)
woods
is old village good again
i kept getting only funko pops and trash
plumber equipment aah fit
i didnt even open the room
daaaamn
i went there like 5 times with nota and there was jack shit
yes
i found like a PGW and some trooper armor or whatever
@stark torrent
start lubing up
are you coming to do the christmas quest
and btr one
for christmas
need to plant shit
no not yet
doing uni stuff

@hollow patrol i can teach customs to you a bit
but later
maybe u can tag along with one of us idk
@ancient marsh we doing arena?
i survived this raid btw
some shitter took potshots at me with his gun
i saw him and took shots at him
he didnt hit me but i think i hit him because he started running away in a panic
after that i just ran away to railway extract
nice
well im not gonna be doing shit iwth it so it goes in the stash
im gonna scav into ground zero so i can learn whats up
if you can run it, scav streets
go loot jackets and cabinets and shit for keys
i need to do ground zero for a task but i dont even know where the extracts are
thats what everyone's done at some point
read it before raid
my eyes burn
let me fucking figure out how to disable some of tihs shit
now we're in
you should play wwith the lads wwhen u get out of gz
I am pretty sure
thats the plan ser
You are likely not hitting even 25% of all of those markers
If you usually know what to do
My most favorite loot spot is usually the lower parking garage, that one utility tunnel leading into the winery building, TerraGroup, and the MG building
basically enter literally any building on the map and see if it leads downstairs
giant underground parking area
wwith like 10 big toolboxes
infinite money
Unironically
Best map for me for tank battery
Idk why tank battery always spawn in those big technical boxes
best map for tank battery is the hideout

i lived
i think some dude tried to snipe me
i hid behind a car real fucking quick
then u woke up

different one
Was generally speaking








