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ooohh
fucking pseudogiant great
please be burer actually
π
my teammates pushing it pog
its a pseudogiant...
rip teammate i aint pushing that on 1 life
ayeee
i couldnt figure out how to search in the mod thread
lmk if u need anything else
also, guns wont instaspawn iirc
u'll have to wait until npc respawn
or refresh
shouldnt take too long until u see the new guns
lol doesnt come with irons
LMAO
oh at least it's full auto
truly a tarkov gun

it's super accurate but slow reload
he pulls out 1 shell, inserts one, spins cylinder
alo
he woke up
tarkov addict
smh
i hate radar's cum filter man
wtf
alr i pushed around the pseudo i tried spraying 3 mags into him but didnt even kill him yessir i aint wasting my ammo on that lmfao
OMG FUCKING EMISSION
NOO
least fucked radar experience lmfao
wow crafted a sleeping bag slept realise i have no water so i gotta fast travel to rostok 
i hate my life lmfao
yall use sleeping bags
im fucking saved

no
thats why i recycled these empty sleeping bag things so i could make a sleeping bag lul
so the 5.56 svd is actually good?
wow the game spawned a burer right infront of me while im fighting monolith and he only had roubles on him
lmfao
golden star balm is op asf
this random balm from Vietnam can allow you to tank rifle rounds without feeling pain
def why we won the war
the what
a gun in gamma
theres a upgrade conversion
isnt an svd a bad choice for that cause of the low fire rate
no actually
wait why does it get a fucking damage boost?
svd is good in gamma
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
because its a gamma gun and we throw balance out the window
ammo that weighs less, is significantly easier to bulk, and has cheap AP
also we gave it more dmg
nice
i just tried to shoot a dog with the HP rounds with it
that didnt really work
not gonna do that
pseudo dogs have like 1.5x-2x more hp than you expect them to
where low caliber bulelts do more damage against a bullet twice the size
but im sure the AP rounds with just one tap everything that isnt a noso
ap don't work against mutants
kill a mutie
behead a mutie
curb stomp a pregnant mutie
sir can you put that down
got 99 but my knife says 98 max what
lol my game crashed
rip 99
% lurker
idrc tho since i only use chimera
barrikada slugs are so fuckin funny
that's a nice pussy sir

me watching the nosorog dissapear
hello are there extreme tarkov experts in here ?
unfortunately
Fuckin John Pork
Ancient meme
the guy with the rocket launcher still going strong
spt 
got my account so back discord is still processing it
Get the gasoline
@stark torrent @soft coral
Nice mouse on the screen
game shit
2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz theyre not gey
preach
To shoot yourself with after
Glorious?
yer
ngl he looks like Tesak
@stark torrent

bro isnt even on the right map to be cheating
go to interchange like everyone else
lmfao
"theres too many cheaters on this map im gonna go cheat somewhere else bro"
thee come interhcanfge
but that means i have to play tarkov
dont you love tarkov tho
hop on
bro wants to send me to the executioners chopping block
only redeeming feature Tarkov has late wipe is sharing the pain with the homies
that and like cool funky guns (that you will die 30 seconds into raid before you get to use)
so real
out of the 8 guns i built so far i only shot 3 so far
long mutant loud with the M4 carry handle irons
the rest i died before i saw the enemy ( head , eyes )
this is the real problem with late wipe
it just gets so old to die instantly because xijingping blows your head off 12 seconds into raid because unbeknownst to you, you spawned next to a ledx
still pro strat is to find some obscure chinese general and name your self that
i will change back to Lu-Bu-Fengxian next wipe or when i play again
cheater deaths just never fucking happened
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and when they did it was like the guy sprinting into lexos and killing me with kabans PKM he ripped off his body 22 seconds into raid, through a shipping container with 20 consecutive headshots
and those deaths dont even make me mad
not even close
one of the most blatants i had was when i spawned on reserve by marked, i went straight to the middle tower and a nade lands right at the top of the tower as i get in
and i explode instantly
standard account 53 hours or shit
thank you
if anyone ever complains about dying to cheaters
literally just tell them to find some name in chinese to use
genuinely foolproof
I SHOOT M61 HE TANKS AND WINS
i cant man with this trash game
my honest reaction
must have been the wind
@soft coral
86 more killas to go
WHAT IS THAT KIT
tarkov streamers are all the same
god bless
doing god's worrk
protecting us against BTR's
streamer:dies once
instantly changes kit and starts extract camping or running kedr or labs
An infinite number of such cases
dude
you mentally explode after one raid
now imagine you will starve if you don't keep playing after


mortal sin limansk quest, scout expedition in limansk, and hold the line all at once
wish me luck brothers
Tide of bodies vs the will of allah
he shot a guy point blank and dindt kill
i got a notification bottom right with this text and thought you dm'ed me some liveleak video
85 more killas
go next raid

https://open.spotify.com/track/69Z9CGFvblV0qTb6wMoCpP?si=8c00b0792cfb4db4 @compact knoll @stark torrent and me going to lighthouse for artyoms quest
(he's already dead the moment we spawn or disconnects)
Artyom immediately glueing his shift key as he runs straight into a guy camping
real
what music is this

niiice
our pcs working overtime producing enough power to power a small city just so we can get 40 fps on customs @stark torrent @compact knoll

@little flame

2 for 1
sir you best saiga shotgun and 1 buckshot please
classic stalker, the longer the playthrough goes the more likely it is for something to just start breaking
me when any quality 3 item in isaac
the longer the playthrough goes the lower fps u get

@fast garden hop on tarkov
ew
mmm contact dmg
dr fettuus
boss rush done
why did this come automatically in my recommended

+30 social credit
84 more killas
Lord please send a girl into this young mans life so she can ruin his life
so he heals or something
there is only tarkov
god bless my perfect mental health
nikita was basiccly beating me with a hammer until my skin toughened and nothing could damage me
Nikita's strongest soldier
https://open.spotify.com/track/3UAtikR5kkr46FAQIncU6u?si=bf4d752415b54a12 what I hear everytime i play with iedy and artyom
i finally realised why its called Interchange
because i am interchanging my kits every ride cause i die
QUakov looks fire today
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Plinking at things with barikada slugs is pretty fun though
And ks23s are cheap
i especially like when they fly straight
The mystery is part of the fun
@compact knoll @stark torrent
that is so real
me leaving the exam hall having learned more things and new words from the examp paper
81 killas
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/upry3qtWuBk @compact knoll @fast garden
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broo wtf
@stark torrent back to interchange?
Man fuck this game
I wish you good luck when playing tainted blue baby and tainted jacob

you'll need it
what game
the funny russian one
me everytime artyom is out to do a quest but rushes in doesn't listen to what we say and dies
lmao
sir that is not interchange
We are leveling up str ( faster than tarkov )
woah thats not tarkov bro
u cant post that

im joking
getting the gains 

man in tarkov
u fail one 5 kg rep u have a broken shoulder
so realistic bro

ah fuck man i missed my qte irl on this rep i broke my arm
this guys such a fucking pussy
he keps going back and fourth instead of fighting the zombies straight on
he keeps fucking pushing me lmfao
keeps*
radar zombie defend 

he also keeps fucking talking holy fk just stfu
hes screaming so often
@stark torrent interchanging kits?
yes
Lord
i am about to interchange it all
Interchange happiness for killa
ate cheese sandwich and now mosnter
I will never be happy

she can inject me with all sorts of stims 
Ivan gets Roofie'd
it is what it is
He then wakes up crying in the corner whilst 5 buff men are doing a train
blackjack in gamma is so rigged
first we both got 22
then we both got 21
i hate my life
just save scum
no
im not a cuck
im rawdogging it
nah i just dont wanna ruin the experience for me

nuh uh
all the players but one spawn near us
killa spawns on the other side with one other player

idk what youre talking about
@little flame
I combusted
Now I need crickets body and jacobs ladder
@fast garden hop on tarkov
artyomka not everyone is jobless like us
a thing I love about isaac which is pretty funny is that moms perfume is either so bad or so strong it makes thigns fear isaac

bomb greedy keeper
he gives me sticky nickel which needs a bomb
@compact knoll @little flame
JEBEM MU MAJKU
"i enjoy tarkov" - things never said by a sane man
"I have 3 dudes on top of me" - every tarkov player

be me
get violet from cultist circle
be an absolute retard and put it up for the lowest price on market



struggle builds character
we killed one guy two raids in a row too
i killed a guy on factory once, he had zabralo altyn and i had flechette , he dm'd me , called me an n word cheater
next raid i killed him again , he added me again , called me n word again
as you know fellas , history repeats itself
we rain into him for the 3rd time

i remember when you could buy m61 for 800
when slick was 300k
gpu was mil and 1 bitcoin was 1 tetris
it all went downhill form there
when grass was greener
black room had 20 stims
when injector case was bigger and u filled two of them in 1 black room
man
0.12 patch lighthouse
we will never get such a wipe ever again
may nikita get smited
omg bro frfr no cap on a stack these ribs bussin
You didnβt play for the wipe where kaban got added 
Holy moly

apartment exploded across the street where i live
probably because of gas leak
Nooo not gram gram
shut up amerikanski

30 degrees is either freezing balls or microwave balls depends on the side of the river you are on
OOOOOOOOOOOO
@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
63mb photo btw
I combusted
that looks good
"bro eats everyday" -iedy
thought of ordering pizza
but i didnt feel like walking
the killa farm must continue


sorry for being human?
my brother
I know

iedy can sugi mi pula
tell him I said his mom on a cactus
good day to you too bratan
now kiss

come interchange da?
alo ivan the sun is up we are melting
ivan do u have AC
soon it becomes night
I live in a house
then it gets cold
ah nice
I'd rather interact with a gypsy than play tarkov
God bless balkans
one day 30c the next storm and 500km/h winds

Hold out your wallet and say that again
RAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS
My number is so much bigger get destroyed
THE NAME
SIR
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOUNG MAN
that is illegal
these names can get you on a list


ay my bad i didnt even think about the name
i realise now that its very bad my bad federal agents

If you reset your pve account you might be able to change it anyway
Wait nvm pve uses diff names
yeaaah

as if schweaty bussy isn't bad enough
Lmfao
Sometimes I miss being βHitBallsWith2x4β
the average tarkov player needs to be studied by the brightest scientist minds
Even they could never understand
My brain in a jar
Doesnβt matter
Ivan posted a bomb ass sandwich
I am eating slop
ok prison food
what was posted?
It is buffalo chicken mac n cheese
PLS DONT

that's kinda crazy ngl
wait did he set that on tarkov?
brooo
i didnt even think about it when i wrote it
NO
ITS FAKE BRO
ITS LITERALLY AI


wtf is this emote bro

An emote
Man playing as a merc gets real boring
Duty military mono sin and unisg as only enemies
Duty is basically only around rostok
go loner then csky then stick with csky 
Military is basically only down south
They are also boring
Just loner but friendly with merc
I did my first several playthrough as them
And the Winchester is busted
I might do military or duty next
Duty sounds fun
I havenβt done the military quest before
ewww
play ironman
shit fucks
if ur bored of gamma
it made me enjoy the game a fuckton more now
Iβm not bored of gamma Iβm bored of everyone being friends with each other 
bandit u still r friends with people
But the thing is they donβt have like? Quests or shit to do
Bandit is also piss easy
Just beat the shit out of loners
Literally less equipped than bandits in early areas
Idk duty has like
Mil eco loner CS as ally
That sounds fun
Because CS is basically only in the swamp, eco isnβt a real faction, and military has tiny squads in random places
Mil is hard
a true gamma player never stays in one spot
u are basically fighting everyone
i only base at csky
so early game is dangerous
but only go north until i have no space
I like started a mil run once
Did like the first two quests and then a game came out or something
Army warehouses base>
cuz some freedom cucks are aggroed

Kill em
no

Kill them all then

Donβt you have rifle grenades
Ez mode
Blow up the entire base with like, 10 headshots and 4 rifle grenades
What
Oh right Issac
ok lacryphygy is quickly becoming an item i never liked to an item I like
damn lucky
???
no context needed

this is bullshit mannnn
because you typed it with an A
type it with an E
it passes the filter

if anyone asks I didn't tell you this method
is this dei
the game
is it a movie
idek
its from marvels
why would he ban him for htat
I've told iedy to kill himself and I'm still here
dont be a baby
i was joking
holy fk
jesus man
Me everytime I play with @compact knoll and @stark torrent (iq instantly drops by 50 points)
i agree
ive done the same for like 4 hours
100% relate
told you
one is still in raid
the other plays reels from his phone and you hear this is the backround https://youtu.be/xGxj2iHAtzE?si=YMQ4zq76JcPvehJa
Provided to YouTube by CPI
Red Sun in the Sky Β· Mao Ze Dong
Red Sun in the Sky
β CPI
Released on: 2015-06-15
Composer: Mao Ze Dong
Lyricist: Mao Ze Dong
Auto-generated by YouTube.

I think theres a clip of this somewhere
@stark torrent jarvis pull up the records
mao zedong on the beat
LMFAO
song goes hard tho
i have the lyrics like memorised
memorized*
"he got absolutely smashed" -iedy

hello new stalker
Sundowner has become Maoist
Like this video to receive +6000 social credit
i unironically play this at work
banger

I used to play ram ranch at work
lmfao
fuck me
im getting banned

GEY FROGS
alright
alex jones words of wisdom
xal how ru doing man @ancient marsh
did u fix frosty?
yeah it works
but i dont think i can get any of the guns from there on traders
through black market
Frosty his mom?
u can uhh go into settings and change it
lmk if u need help
gotta go into the files
@fast garden @soft coral @little flame @compact knoll
Bro just go into the mod thread and read pls

bro this gave me PTSD to teaching newbies on how to fight AI and making them do their quests to kill scavs
you did what i did but against killa

"I'm coming I'm coming"
"killa is on me"
if you listen to it on pure audio the homo levels go off the charts
@fast garden @ancient marsh
1.0 ready btw
cheat that gives u ping and auto kicks you

Holy shit man
no embed?
try with girlcockx
1.0 is gonna be so many memes
wait
do you even know how to use computer
@ancient marsh
sank u so muc
do you try to find the button when typing

This one is a genius
bro
why do you guys just
RUN into killa
start carrying flashbangs
he responds to flashbangs within 50 meters of him, like a voiceline
everywhere in idea
unless they fixed it
also flashbangs dont work
it does
they dont
he voicelines even thru walls
only he nades and smokes
spawn idea side
run in
get shot from the left after you go up the first staircase
cinematic masterpiece
cause that fat fuck sits under the foodcourt staircase

i never saw him spawn there
i saw him spawn near idea in the arc
see the thing is
even if you bring nades
you need to check the whole of idea
knowing hes within a 50 meter area
is better than not knowing where he is at all
imo
he still
doesnt agro on flashbangs
ive been using normal nades and still
you cnat really hear him most of the times
ive ran into him more not uising nades, then ran to him from hearing him voice
idk then
flashbangs saved a lot of time for me personally
it do be different for different people
they changed his behaviour
he has a 40-60 second cooldown on voicelines from nades
that's very pride month
lmfaoo
killa's a bot

bro read this fucking chat
why would he rather stream to 6k bots than 1k real people?
@fast garden its actually quiet nice on interhcange right now
this is like the fake stream chat in a videogame
60 ROUNDERS
went in with my gear , leave with otheers gear
if u run zabralo ur legit retarded
like im sorry

it's not like patch 12
it works
with no plate system
bro
bro
just wear a diff vest
not the one thats like 13 kilo WITH NO PLATES
THERES PLENTY OF LVL 3 SOFT ARMOR VESTS
THAT ARENT 13.5 KG
FIRED 30 BULLETS
AHHAHAHAA
BROGUHT ENOUGH TO KILL THE WHOLE LOBBY
unbeliavble
im having fun
https://youtu.be/xGxj2iHAtzE?si=hW8i_WkbWrEzGtuz typa shit I hear the moment I enter raid @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
Provided to YouTube by CPI
Red Sun in the Sky Β· Mao Ze Dong
Red Sun in the Sky
β CPI
Released on: 2015-06-15
Composer: Mao Ze Dong
Lyricist: Mao Ze Dong
Auto-generated by YouTube.
"nihao nihao i dropa gpyu"
we should beat nikita with a stick covered in shit
tarkov will be released in 1.0 before he gets his 100 kills
haters pray on my downfall

















mods pls