💣tarkov-released

[lyric cairn]

*scav

[white void]

yippee

insurance actually paid off

[proper eagle]

shit gear

[white void]

yes

RFB goes hard though

Only used the gear for a fucking shitty shoreline run

fuck shoreline

[umbral oyster]

First time trying to focus on stashes at woods. Followed the left side of the map up toward scav bridge.

Big pipe shot me 20 times in my fucking legs

[white void]

oh damn he left the scope too

well

thats another 90k i don't have to spend

[umbral oyster]

Then executed me as I tried running away

[proper eagle]

today i'm going to go night customs without nvg

[west ice]

https://youtu.be/RKWKkcNW0Mo?si=zUiE8PbpJhWxb-X8

[proper eagle]

3 man at night dorms, all of them pushed me together

why don't i have people queue with me

[white void]

3 black men?

at night?

[proper eagle]

3 green men

[white void]

pushed you inside your dormitory room?

thats uh

sus

[proper eagle]

i killed one of them whilst being blinded

suck that bussy bearman

i'm debating whether i should bring a shotgun or an RPK-16 next raid

[white void]

what shotgun

and what ammo

AND

what map

[proper eagle]

Mp-153 and buckshot

[white void]

which buckshot

[proper eagle]

night customs cuz quest cuhh

[white void]

magnum fuck?

[proper eagle]

7mm

[white void]

hmm

[proper eagle]

fuck it i'm buying magnum off the flea

[white void]

Go the MP-153

now

i will be back

i am in factory again

@chilly hollow I did it yet again

even more juice

and still no place to put it

funny thing

[chilly hollow]

infintite juice glitch

[white void]

he was a hacker too

still got fucked by a GP-25

[chilly hollow]

how do you know for sure

[white void]

I was completely hidden, not a single spot of my could be seen

made 0 noise

he walks in, preps a grenade, throws it at my EXACT position

i jump up

GP-25, live from the grenade

both legs and stomach blacked

[chilly hollow]

where was it? what location in factory

right after spawn?

[white void]

coughing, still make it to the tool set place

[white void]

Down underground, there's a spot you can lay next to a ramp where no one can see you

except he walked straight into the hallway, prepped a nade, threw it

all the way from the hallway

even prefired me when i jumped up

still fucked him over

fucker had a juice cannon

[chilly hollow]

yeah ok thats sus, if he was just throwing nades right after spawn to you there would be reasonable doubt

[white void]

yeah, ofc

everyone throws nades into spawn

but yeah, i spawned AGES away

[chilly hollow]

what ammo did he use

[white void]

ran straight to the spot

BT

and BP

BP in the drum, BT in the 30 rounds which he had equipped first

[chilly hollow]

hmmmmm did you move at all? like even move on the spot

[white void]

nope

not a single noise

and its not like he heard me running and proning in the spot

i was silent for a good 30 seconds before he beelined to my position

Nice ESP bro, hold this VOG-25 for me

[chilly hollow]

hm yeah ok thats sus, but there is no way to tell if someone is cheating 100% unless they fucking magdump you through walls or shoot you 15 times in the face

[white void]

I'm pretty certain he had ESP

otherwise why would he throw a nade at that exact spot, after not seeing me peeking out, or hearing me

and its not a well camped spot at all

[chilly hollow]

i mean it could be just crazy rng but that very unlikely

[white void]

but yeah

conclusion

GP-25 loaded with 40mm VOG-25

fucks

hard

Poor guy

didn't know what he was getting into

[proper eagle]

two reshala raids back to back

nikita is kidding

[stark torrent]

boss spawns got increased to 22%

even g00ns

[wintry ridge]

finally?

bro... kaban is gonna get me rich

you guys dont know about the method, ill let you guys in on it

blow kaban's head apart and GTFO with just the ammo if he has PS

[soft coral]

bro its the start of wipe

[wintry ridge]

3 mags total

[soft coral]

the fk

chill

[wintry ridge]

300 rounds of PS

you can list it at 4k a round on flea

its SO much

more than a ledx

[proper eagle]

it is increasing gradually everyday

[wintry ridge]

more common

some people leave his mags anyways if they dont have space/weight so just scav streets day and walk in the camp and pick it clean

[stark torrent]

he can also spawn with 300 rounds of BS

[wintry ridge]

that's fleabanned doe

should I run the mp7 or da sr2m for da day

[stark torrent]

yes, you fucking use it in the svt

and u 2 tap any shithead later in the wipe wearing zabralo

and u dance on his corpse

[wintry ridge]

just use SNB

[stark torrent]

why if i have BS

[wintry ridge]

ok

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[proper eagle]

how to prove that the server does not have a hacker

you dont need to install cheats yourself

[soft coral]

dude looted exactly the limit of gpus you can have

[stark torrent]

pei pei was working on the rice fields during that time

to pay for the cheats

[soft coral]

he took a reak

break*

[chilly hollow]

every time you don't find 4 gpus in raid, there is a cheater

[soft coral]

people just notice this?

nah

[chilly hollow]

wait what

[low raven]

why does ur ps look different to mine

[chilly hollow]

its BS

[low raven]

Some people just don't read the descriptions and don't understand firearms

OHHH

okay yeah, that makes more sense

[proper eagle]

1x modes are still 1x though on the vudu and razor

[soft coral]

bro

[chilly hollow]

pls explain the scope thing

[soft coral]

it takes like 5 minutes of offline

to notice the scopes do NOT have the proper magnification

hell not even offline

[proper eagle]

drip or drown fellas im too poor to change the buttstock everything else is FIR

[soft coral]

you just have to play the game

[white void]

How poor are we talking vlad

@low raven my friend

[low raven]

Yes?

[white void]

Got dorms marked key on a scav today

[low raven]

Ayy, sell it.

[soft coral]

and you sold it

inb4 that peacekeeper quest

[low raven]

For good reason, marked rooms are dogshit 90% of the time

[white void]

I simply will not do it

[low raven]

oooo

u right

[white void]

Peacekeeper is a fucking slut

[low raven]

Woah

cutee

[white void]

Peacekeeper and his shitty shoreline quests should kys

[soft coral]

yes

[white void]

But anyways

[soft coral]

imagine unlocking NATO guns

[white void]

Sold the marked key, granted, probably for a bit too cheap

[soft coral]

all I need is my AKM

[white void]

(2.3 mill)

But still

I can actually buy things now

[proper eagle]

i got camped

fuck this

i'm not playing

[white void]

sitting at a nice stable 4 mill

[white void]

Damn

[chilly hollow]

[white void]

Vlad got camped by xijingpingmao

[proper eagle]

yep

he was sitting in a bush outside dorms door

that too with an svt

[white void]

Beware the mosin man via bush

[soft coral]

imagine not going woods to make money

[white void]

I do go woods

Sadly don't get the spawns i want most of the time though

so i usually make like 2-300k per woods raid

[chilly hollow]

i haven't been killed with an svt yet, but that bc i am the one that does the svt killing around here

[white void]

the ones i survive ofc

[soft coral]

people really think the scope zoom issues are because of FOV?

really?

nah bruh this playerbase brainless

[wintry ridge]

yeah the 2.5x on the new thermal scope is... less magnification than the 2x of the thermal holo

[chilly hollow]

let me guess, its bc BSG is dogshit?

[soft coral]

the scopes having messed up zooms is not because of FOV...

it really isnt

[proper eagle]

nikita do a little tomfoolery

[white void]

Killed a naked on shoreline today, he had an SVT with a PU scope, i yoinked that bitch straight away and then domed scavs from like 300 meters

[chilly hollow]

based

[white void]

SVT go hard

[chilly hollow]

it really does

[white void]

That was also the raid i got chased to extract by a sniper

I scurried away with the goods before he could catch me

But uh yeah

overall today was a pretty good tarky day

I will now snooze considering it is 1am

Goodnight all, I wish you luck on your raids

And as always

Beware the Mosin Man.

[soft coral]

as if I havent been saying that for ages

you only need to die to him once to learn your lesson

[stark torrent]

the true respect comes when u have a full good kit and u die to him

early wipe, who cares

later in the wipe ....

mosin man taps your altyn with snb OH NA

who tf rushes scav house

[soft coral]

people with scavs to kill?

[stark torrent]

at the start of the raid there are none

it was literally 1 minute in

i mean there was one that i killed but ye

[wintry ridge]

ehhh

scav house spawns em at like 30 seconds like you got one

and its also a food spawn that people that spawn zb-013 or outskirts can rush

guy's weird for doing it but its not a weird spot to rush at roundstart

[stark torrent]

and ofc his teammate

i got a snaiper bro i cover u

https://streamable.com/q8vnnn

meanwhile on factory

i heard they changed his AI to be like Killas

Thats why he fucking follows me

[wintry ridge]

is bro a pokemon

saying his own name

[soft coral]

lord help you if you hear that shit on a night factory raid with a broken leg

[stark torrent]

Blueberry guy ricoched a 7.62 PP

[soft coral]

THE BUSH

it speaks 7.62

[stark torrent]

the shoreline spawns

i didnt even arrange my ballsack and i hear steps

[soft coral]

I love this god awful map

[soft coral]

you lucky it wasnt chinglang

[stark torrent]

chinglang would have naded that

[soft coral]

ofc

[stark torrent]

The Explosive Bush Incident

[soft coral]

my favourite incident was the impact nade factory incident

during granadier

#neverforget

[stark torrent]

The LEDX incident

who put the disconnect and reconnect buttons so close

[soft coral]

I send this to mom and say "this is how I sleep"
and she responds with "why, is it cold out there?" @stark torrent

[chilly hollow]

the question is, what where you doing in scav house

[stark torrent]

i spawned there and i wanted to camp a bit for scavs, but one already spawned in without sound and shot me

he almost killed me lol

cause i ran into him

usually what i do on big maps, i find myself a vantage bush or shit to let the other spawns move around

[chilly hollow]

i do that as well as a solo

[stark torrent]

then depends on what gunshots / ppl i see i will asses situation

yeah , if im with a party we dont rly care

we just go in a direction

[chilly hollow]

and then die

[stark torrent]

most likely

[chilly hollow]

classic tarkov

[stark torrent]

to the guy that does sit in place and waits for noise or shit

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze_94FDyzPw play this on factory with a zabralo and PKM

brO fucking mosquito almost landed on my balls

[proper eagle]

tarkov

[chilly hollow]

we svt gaming

[upper crescent]

Friend was doing Bullshit and I was helping him and guess who shows up to the party

[stark torrent]

bitch

[upper crescent]

and one of the guards had a slic as too

[chilly hollow]

name of the pmc is "the one who fucks you"

[junior inlet]

To be fair tarkov players do forget height-over-bore quite often so they miss their shots close range ads

[upper crescent]

lol, well I guess not

[chilly hollow]

[upper crescent]

I am the one who fucks
https://outplayed.tv/media/PbZN0Q

[soft coral]

deserved

[frosty basalt]

Guys

556 ak

Or g36/mdr

[real solstice]

most accurate mosin man

[stark torrent]

556 ak has the best recoil out of all of them , lowest mag capcity

[frosty basalt]

Only 30 right

That’s alright

[stark torrent]

it's not if u dont go for headshots / dispatch targets quickly, a 2-3 man can rush you ez

but i'd still say it's one of the best 556 guns

[frosty basalt]

No kidding

I was on customs yesterday I used it for the first time

It’s pretty goated I slapped 6A1 in there

[wintry ridge]

yeah bro mosins so FUCKING DOGSHIT

99 durability jammed FIRST SHOT WITH SNB

[soft coral]

akm

[wintry ridge]

why'd they give every bot wallhacks

[soft coral]

wdym they always had that

[wintry ridge]

but why

the AI scav instantly hitting u thru a sheet metal wall with a mounted MG is "really realistic" since BSG loves using that word

[stark torrent]

He is done with this game

[soft coral]

now we know why the recoil is so dogf

[proper eagle]

sternal fracture

[stark torrent]

the stock will hit the PMC in the JAW , thus head, jaws

[soft coral]

lore accurate

[wintry ridge]

nah the pmc will look straight in the air while shooting, thus getting smacked in the throat and blacking out his torso since the neck is counted as the thorax

[junior inlet]

Cue 5 minutes of coughing sounds

[soft coral]

the zabralo chad wondering why the bush is coughing

[stark torrent]

he doesnt know

[soft coral]

the lv14 timmy wondering why the bush spoke mk47 mutant with bp

@stark torrent why am I getting romanian girls on tinder from Bucharest

aloooo

morti matii

sugi pula

[chilly hollow]

@white void look what i got

[soft coral]

oh

is this an item that will stay in your stash

until end of wipe?

and youll have like 10 of those?

it must be that item

[frosty basalt]

I always sell slicks

I know that goons are gonna head eyes me off spawn anyway

[chilly hollow]

i will either vendor it or just gift it to a cheater

this might be best armor to play my ak12 with gl tho

wanna give the cheaters a piece of candy

[granite flower]

I can agree, nothing like getting KS 23 to the stomach too

[chilly hollow]

gotta love it when you kill 4 players in pinewood, pop your flare at klimov and the flare just doesn't work

Allah shall punish nikita

[frosty basalt]

Samurai armor>anything else

[stark torrent]

yes my 12 str PMC loves that armour

[chilly hollow]

lvl 12 str gang

[chilly hollow]

so... player scavs can spawn with avt 40

[west ice]

https://youtu.be/TRp9zHsl8Zk?si=AAdqrWDG-CT2w0In

[frosty basalt]

So sad

[real solstice]

Why doesn't PMC simply control the reekoil
is he stupid?

[white void]

Where

[frosty basalt]

It’s got a carrying handle

[white void]

Lmfao

[wintry ridge]

if you add a stock it'll take up 4x5

aintnoway this gun is the size of a berkut

[terse pecan]

go ahead

pick it up

[wintry ridge]

just take off the scope and mag

[lyric cairn]

Loot it into spare firearm slot

[wintry ridge]

thats my 2nd db slot

[white void]

☝️🤓

[wintry ridge]

yeah thats the

[lyric cairn]

What's a db slot

[wintry ridge]

slot for the double barrel

the only good weapon

they fixed the double shot btw

[rain crown]

Is it still unusable for the sawn off?

I remember the shots being like a meter apart on double shot

[wintry ridge]

its usable on sawn off

use ap20 on doubleshot and if the dude is within like

15m you can smack him with both

[crystal musk]

i cant w interchange and the cheats

ill kill 4 pmcs and then 15 fmj straight to the face

[rain crown]

[wraith wagon]

is streets worth playing?

[wintry ridge]

for quests

[wraith wagon]

i just upgraded my ram

[wintry ridge]

and scavs

[proper eagle]

Loads of loot

I usually go on streets for shopping

[umbral oyster]

Butt tons of scavs on that map, handy if you got one of the "kill scavs in x fashion" type quests

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

the what

moonshine?

[stark torrent]

yea

[umbral oyster]

The Tarkov gods demand you PVP

[stark torrent]

sadly the thor is just too heavy but overall that was a good scav case

[native crypt]

the kit

the game is speaking to you

[wintry ridge]

the thor is an armor you sell and buy diaries to trade for korund

the only use case of it

zabralo is lighter and the durability isnt that big on a t6 armor that covers arms and stomach

[white void]

Ofc Landcuck is the one telling ppl how to build the meta M4

[wintry ridge]

landmark soyjack

he has that chud look

wtf

[white void]

AKM supremacy

[wintry ridge]

ak12 is good actually

i was wrong

I built it bad

[white void]

AK supremacy as a whole

M4s will never be balling

AKs will always be balling

@stark torrent @soft coral Am i right or am i right

[rough sphinx]

What the fuck is an M4?

[white void]

M4A1?

[soft coral]

Good morning

[soft coral]

I prefer meta mutant and rd704

they feel better to use idk why

[white void]

Alo Ivan ❤️

[soft coral]

alo

[white void]

because they actually have drip

[soft coral]

Gonna be looking for advanced tools today

[soft coral]

it's not that

its not how they look

[white void]

RD704 especially

[soft coral]

its the feel of the gun

[white void]

has extreme drip

but ik what youre saying

they feel much better then the M4s

[soft coral]

stats are very important in a build but to me its also how the gun feels

plus rd704 is insanely good for cqb because of its short base

[white void]

yeah

RD704 goes extremely hard

[soft coral]

compared to m4s and hks which are as long as a horse dick

[white void]

real

[soft coral]

idk if there have been any stat changes but im guessing 556 is still widely available

because we're in russia and ofc 556 is

[white void]

[soft coral]

iconic clip

[white void]

Ivan bushman sounding based

And uh

that MK47

gawd dayum

[soft coral]

dudes name was literally die from looting

[white void]

[soft coral]

and I 1tapped him while he was looting a stash

[white void]

[soft coral]

we had max traders at that time with iedy

so we can meta kits on woods

[white void]

[soft coral]

and I kid you not all we did was sit in bushes and just chill

we barely played the game

[white void]

lel

[soft coral]

classic

[white void]

Ivan

rate the kit

ik the ergo is shit

but

funny 40mm

[soft coral]

ew

this aint cod remove that pos nade launcher

[wintry ridge]

use 20rnds and black polymer stock + handguard for epic ergo

[soft coral]

idk early game you can't really have a good build ak

all the parts are locked behind quests or traders

[white void]

It kills the kitted fucks on factory

It killed a juiced ESPer on factory

is good

[soft coral]

idk

look aight tho

[white void]

We getting those fat gains with the gym fr

[soft coral]

ah yes

the useless gym

[white void]

Strength

[soft coral]

bro its gives like 3 points per day

fk no

just go on a raid

loot a can of tushonka so you get overweight and run

trust

[white void]

3 passive points

It's not the most efficient

but i mean

its a few extra points

[soft coral]

eh

I still think its useless

passive or not

[white void]

fair

[rain crown]

How trash are you at a clicker mini game to only get 3 points

[frosty basalt]

i know exaclty who it was

it was a mf in 3 story on the second floor with no hitbox

bro was smushed between the closet in the hallway and a door on skeleton side and none of my shots made an impact

dude jumps while shooting at me peeks over the closet and 1 taps me

[wintry ridge]

m1a is really cheap

36k on a good day

40k on a bad day

usb-a trade

[white void]

Y'know what'd be cool for BSG to do as a pre wipe event

That port at shoreline, put all guards on it

And then you and other players have to assault it

just like the scavs n the black group did in the tarkov raid series

[wintry ridge]

yeah

make it uhmm

sanitar guards with normal scav AI

[white void]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

big armor big guns not aimbot

[white void]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

hard to kill but hard to die to

[white void]

exactly

Idk how they'd open it up

[wintry ridge]

streamers still gonna wipe it tho like literally everything in tarkov

[white void]

maybe you'd just have to assault it for like 10 mins

[wintry ridge]

nah you bring the uhh

raid series thing to the gate

[white void]

and then smth big spawns

[wintry ridge]

and it'd get reserve door siren that you can hear from across the map at points via a comms system

like the alpha or whatever they brought

[white void]

yeah

OR

it'd open up like it does

[wintry ridge]

I hope to god the uhh

[white void]

you'd need a keycard that is relatively hard to find throughout the wipe

they'd let you in

then the scavs would assault it

with uhhh

[wintry ridge]

update for the map they're alluding to next NEXT wipe is gonna be shoreline

[white void]

kitted rogues or smth

[wintry ridge]

that map NEEDS something

or reserve

both are so outdated for current playstyles and metas

[white void]

shoreline desperately needs smth

[wintry ridge]

4000km of open ground with 3 spots 4 loot

[white void]

but yeah

find a keycard throughout the wipe

[wintry ridge]

pier, cottages, sanitorium

[white void]

load into shoreline for like a week before wipe

and it has the event

[wintry ridge]

lots of ideasguy shit

[white void]

With a shit load of ppl attacking it after you get allowed in

[wintry ridge]

idk

[white void]

and if you successfully hold off the waves of rogues, or whatever AI

Escaped from tarkov

[wintry ridge]

they should do more dynamic events like the uhmm

airdrops with the weapon cases

that shit was fun

[white void]

But this is all just copium from my end

and uh

non fucked shoreline raid

[wintry ridge]

the game runs off it

if everyone realised as a collective how much of a pipedream this game is, itd die

[white void]

true

[wintry ridge]

open world pvp with 30 player lobbies but they wont get a functional anticheat

[white void]

true

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-cash-lots-of-money-all-the-moneys-cash-pile-gif-11801444

1 billion peso from that 1

[white void]

lel

[wintry ridge]

r8 the mags box.

[white void]

5.56 user?

Cringe

[wintry ridge]

nah

i keep em

im tryna stick to 7.62

x51 x54 x39

maybe even a lil 9x39

[compact knoll]

stepan my beloved ❤️

[compact knoll]

shittiest part is that you will get -rep because he didnt hit you

[stark torrent]

yeah but nothing a few factory runs or a car extract wont fix

[white void]

kitted 3 man just ran by me

@stark torrent do i engage via tactical bush with an RFB

the bushes speak 7.62x51

[stark torrent]

yeah

just try to reposition

or they wil rush you

kill one the move somwhere else

[soft coral]

Hi

I'm gamma gaming

[white void]

they're in 3 story rn im pretty sure

[soft coral]

❤️

[white void]

alo ivan

I could sneak in, drop 1

try to nade the others

[stark torrent]

if they take car , kill one of them at least

at the last second

or shit like that

[white void]

TRUE

im gonna bush camp car

it speaks 7.62x51

[stark torrent]

a short fuse grenade could work wonders too

impact would be great

[white void]

TRUE

[white void]

fuck

car isnt here

[compact knoll]

[white void]

fuck it @stark torrent

I've got a quest to do

but

fuck it we ball

[frosty basalt]

Just sold like 22caps for 26k each

[white void]

its head eyes'ing time

[frosty basalt]

I’m rolling in it now 😎

[stark torrent]

hell yeah brother

[soft coral]

Hi

💗

[white void]

welp

i didn't kill the guys

had no clue where they went, but i got my quest done so gg

[soft coral]

ezz

[wintry ridge]

@white void do you know if you can get an RSASS from weapon crates

its 5/6x2 right?

[white void]

Yes I believe

pretty sure its where i got my one

[wintry ridge]

6x2

uhhh

let me check

[wintry ridge]

airdrops and big black crates spawn em

everything else is 1 slot 2 short

just gonna reserve scav and hit the 1 crate I know doesnt get looted

[white void]

Guessing you need one for gunsmith?

[proper eagle]

Yes

Completing the task unlocks the KAC QDC 7.62x51 suppressor

[stark torrent]

Yeah u need to keep the RSASS and DVL

you get from prapor a DVL

[proper eagle]

DVL's are too fun to not use

[stark torrent]

im stuck at the Vector rn , that shit is literally 500k to build unless u have lvl 3 skier and mechanic

[wintry ridge]

do the method

reserve scav

just hit every crate in the train station and K building

[stark torrent]

yeah , sadly i just didnt get lucky + sometimes the matching times are ulcer

[wintry ridge]

3-4 runs took for me to get the mk5

[stark torrent]

also on top of the knight buildings

[wintry ridge]

then I bought the barrel for 150k

[wintry ridge]

nah thats too much extra work for dome snipers to rip ur skull open

[stark torrent]

i mean if i dont have shit on me i will risk it

honestly i never got shot from dome over there

by the time i scav in, dome snipers are long gone , prob died of boredom

also if it's raining etc , they wont see shit unless they thermal

[wintry ridge]

yeah thats fair

if you run a sawn off you can hit the major attachment spawns super quick and stuff the gunsmith ones up ur gooch

[stark torrent]

yeah, i used to do that on day 1 wipe for hideout shit

EoD truly a godsend with that gamma

lol it spawns on factory as well on the crates next to where tagilla used to spawn

[wintry ridge]

easy uhh

500k?

idk how much those go for now

I kept mine since it was like 400k and I needed to repair armors and helmets cheap

[white void]

the bushes speak to me

gains

[chilly hollow]

i found 3 of those vector mk5 rails on Lighthouse

[chilly hollow]

Quest bro quest

[proper eagle]

god i hate campers so fucking much just die in a ditch already

[terse pecan]

don't really like bushes?

[proper eagle]

don't like playing?

[terse pecan]

yes

[stark torrent]

U dont watch porn while sitting in a bush on shoreline?

[junior inlet]

U don't decimate your friends in 8ball pool sitting in a bush on interchange?

[soft coral]

here we go again

[wintry ridge]

how is the sound design THIS FUCKING BAD dude

raider stomps below the catwalk im on

sounds like hes fucking underground from me

cant see him due to shit lighting

must be outside or something

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

I scroll instagram

[stark torrent]

They just abandoned sound

Its their 5th priority or whatever

[wintry ridge]

its these constant little things that make me wanna firebomb these "regards"

[soft coral]

no clue how people play the game with such shit audio

[wintry ridge]

yeah bro we gotta add 2 more bosses and a new map and 40 new guns before we work on audio or lighting, the 2 main parts of a PVP game

outside of THE FUCKING COMBAT SYSTEM

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

which i'd say includes the recoil

bro my PMC has the wrist of a toddler

cant shoot a 5.45 ak without slapping on 4kg to the barrel and muzzle brakes

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

atleast.... dynamic looot.... is goood....

[proper eagle]

how is he still alive wtf

230 sends a mf back to the stash

[soft coral]

my guy

you barely hit him

[proper eagle]

4-5 of them were suppressing shots to corner him

[soft coral]

the fk did you use

[proper eagle]

9x21 P

[soft coral]

pmcs have 440 hp

so 230 is not enough to kill someone

lmao

[proper eagle]

230 at least means a blacked chest

[soft coral]

depends where you hit him

[proper eagle]

unless i took out all 4 of his limbs

[soft coral]

probably the case

barely any dmg absorbed by armor

which means

you hit limbs

skill issue

[proper eagle]

ok

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[proper eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-gif-21242285

[soft coral]

hit head next time

[terse pecan]

imagine playing tarkov

and pvp ing bro

just wait in bush

[lyric cairn]

As long as the bush is next to extract

[soft coral]

ofc

[real solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/856680169518268418/1067678013271048192/feel_that.gif

[soft coral]

[lyric cairn]

Saw a short from Pestily last night of a dude ratting up in a tree and he misses every shot smdh

[soft coral]

pestily fell off

dude sucks

[real solstice]

If I wanted to be traumatized by trees

I'd go play veteran World at War

Officially a Dad Gamer™️

[soft coral]

allah , jesus and every other god out there FORBID you can climb the trees on woods

NAH

[real solstice]

As long as he's not a dick to people I don't care how good at the game he is

Axel out here calling people terrorists

[terse pecan]

Pestily is better then other streamers

[real solstice]

Rengussy

[terse pecan]

the guy is the most chill i've seen

[soft coral]

entertainment yes
skill no

[real solstice]

Deadlyslob might be the most chill dude on the planet

[soft coral]

people like rengawr , waiti'mcheating , 2thy, smithystone , tigz and xbazed can wipe the floor with him

[terse pecan]

so?

who likes streamers who get kappa in 1 week

[real solstice]

Rengawr will get him banned afterwards

[terse pecan]

and complain that there is no new content

and suck bsgs dick

[soft coral]

none of these suck bsg dick

maybe rengawr

[real solstice]

Does hardcore and his raid series every wipe

[terse pecan]

pestily is more relatable as a normal player

because the guy does not get to level 40

in 1 week

[real solstice]

Aqua is the people's gamer

He's poor just like the rest of us

[terse pecan]

Pestily is good enough in the playerbase

[real solstice]

Willerz my beloved

[terse pecan]

and nobody needs to be as good as fucking lvndmark or tigz to be a good streamer

[real solstice]

Nobody would watch the top players if they weren't the 1% of the game because they're not entertaining on their own

[lyric cairn]

Pestily is a god, water you ticking about?

[terse pecan]

ivan said it

not me

[real solstice]

Ivan being ivan

[lyric cairn]

Oh I know

Ivan the edgegod

[terse pecan]

Pestily is good

maybe he's not lvndmark but he's still a good player

[lyric cairn]

Def. I also back up what you say because when I watch him he plays like a normal player, ya know? Willerz is really good but he plays like he has a crack enema

Know what I mean?

[terse pecan]

i don't want to see a streamer

[real solstice]

For real

[terse pecan]

wipe every lobby

kill every boss

kill every player

peek every player

[real solstice]

The CEO of 5-7 one taps

[lyric cairn]

Pestily wins by being smarter, which is how the rest of us schlubs are gonna compete in a lobby

[real solstice]

Jawohl

[terse pecan]

as a normal player

you can't just kill everybody

so is pestily

if he tries maybe he could but he's not doing that

[lyric cairn]

He's also the most chill about the game. Even when someone is clearly hacking, it doesn't get under his skin. I like that the most about him.

[real solstice]

Probably because he isn't a 20 something college dropout either

[terse pecan]

also he's captain price himself

[lyric cairn]

He's my age 😭😭😭

[real solstice]

Maybe I could be the twitch aim god if I dropped out of college and played 14 hours a day

[lyric cairn]

🤔

So you're saying there's a chance?

[white void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1147197264096407622/ii6hurnov4ia1.webp

[real solstice]

7.62x54r * 10

[lyric cairn]

I actually God a sick kill last night that was so good, I didn't know I killed the guy. I ran around a side to flank him and ran into Tagilla 😦

[terse pecan]

the tagilla jumpscare

[white void]

My brother in christ blud still has his head and chest

[real solstice]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9Ah21QFhbxU?si=IT_TOOBm_-YHAWPa

[white void]

General Sam is the true people's gamer

He knows he's dogshit so he sends other people in first

And sits in bushes

[real solstice]

Real

I love baiting my allies

[white void]

So true

[real solstice]

Cooperation is a suggestion

[white void]

General sam also has the most interesting content imo

Took a shot of tarkov vodka each time he died

[real solstice]

Literally the rat king since I think he coined the term

[white void]

He invited friends

and uh

His shot counter went from like

3

to like 9 iirc

Friends are the true enemy in tarkov

And that's why he "Puts his friend's insured gear in a bush"

General Sam is the embodiment of the tarkov rat

Aqua tries to be a chad

but it doesn't work and whenever i check his stream he has 89k rubles

Atleast Sam accepts he's dogshit

[real solstice]

Poverty gaming

[white void]

And the man who accepts he's dogshit

Has more phat loot then the man who tries his hardest to be a chad

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk on why Sam is the superior tarkov content creator, and tomorrow i will sit in a bush

[real solstice]

Friends want to go out for the day?

Can't. I've got a bush to sit in.

[white void]

Precisly

I will sit in a bush, watch youtube, do tasks and get phat ruble

[proper eagle]

oh yeah best part is his teammates arrived without any sound cues

i'm wondering how did the gun sound go from a mosin to an AK

[low raven]

goated scav

[upper crescent]

StankRat is the new rat king. GeneralSam doesn't even really play anymore

[low raven]

He will still be remembered as the one true Rat King

But for now, we can say he passed away and call him the Rat Saint

[soft coral]

he started it

the rat movement so to speak

but stankrat is on another level

[chilly hollow]

you know, when i have a really bad day in tarkov, getting fucked over all the time, i go watch a aqua video. then i feel better knowing someone is worse then me

[chilly hollow]

stankrat is gigabased

[chilly hollow]

i would say sam is still the king, but Stankrat is the prince

[upper crescent]

he definitely divided the population into rat and chad

and then came the honetbadger from fairTX

[reef forum]

Not many people use the term honeybadger from fairTX its mainly just Rat and Chad.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-19406617

Pov: U boot up Streets

[lyric cairn]

Imagine not playing Factory or Woods

[proper eagle]

streets is my favourite map so far

[lyric cairn]

I gotta give it a whirl and stop being afraid of it.

....and all the other maps besides Factory, Woods, and Customs.

I'm just scared lol

[proper eagle]

scav run it first and then pmc it

they added some good stuff ngl

klimov mall is like a mini interchange

[lyric cairn]

I offline raid shit until I know every extraction by heart. It's one of the reasons I only know three maps and have been playing for some months now

[proper eagle]

city maps are a good deja vu to me

[lyric cairn]

Live in the city?

[proper eagle]

yeah

it's one of the reasons why map design in tarkov is so attracting, it's an apocalyptic version of the places you used to live and hang out in

fun fact the interchange mall is based off of the real life MEGA mall outside st petersburg

[rough sphinx]

Streets is one of those maps that when you see it at the start it's scary and confusing but after a couple raids you notice it's pretty easy to learn. Nice to loot and chill since I don't usually run into a lot of people unless I'm bum rushing spawns or hot zones.

[proper eagle]

yeah, lots of places to hang out in, and also plenty of fun pvp spots, the shitters are kept out because of the system requirements

[upper crescent]

I know, but I like that better, I'm neither rat nor chad, for example, I would probably consider myself a honeybadger

[chilly hollow]

we scavin

[stark torrent]

SmASH-12

[lyric cairn]

Gop damn that's a hell of a scav run

[real solstice]

wait tarkov price is going up?

[lyric cairn]

Says who? I don't remember how much I paid for it. I remember I watched Dr Disrespect play it once and I was like "what the fuck is thiiiiis??". Bought it. Got shit on real bad so I didn't play for years until last wipe.

[stark torrent]

yeah it will increase once more in half a year i thinlk

130 days or whatever

[real solstice]

zamn

Are they ending EOD at that point too?

[proper eagle]

they're gonna up EOD too

[reef forum]

EOD Will include arena tho

[stark torrent]

[chilly hollow]

reserve provides

[lyric cairn]

How much do those scopes vendor and flea for?

[chilly hollow]

can't sell them on flea

vendor i think like 200k

but they are worth much more

[lyric cairn]

200k?!?!

[chilly hollow]

yeah back in the day on the flea they went for 400-1 mil depending on what thermal

reap-ir was always more expensive then flir

[lyric cairn]

Ah well 10 sugars is gonna be 20k, alone so that's still not a profit on the barter

[chilly hollow]

then there is the holo thermal, thats ass

[lyric cairn]

*200k

[chilly hollow]

yeah profit if you want to play thermal tho

there is also a new thermal, didn't try it yet but heard its good

200k for a thermal is a good price

a bit more bc of the aquamari

maybe like 300k

[lyric cairn]

I've only ever had the garbage 15fps or whatever thermal

Tiny screen

[chilly hollow]

the holo one? or the mp155 thermal

[rain crown]

h o w

[lyric cairn]

Im not sure. I've only seen it once. It just has a tiny screen, is traditional thermal (as opposed to FLIR), and low framerate

[chilly hollow]

you already know how

[lyric cairn]

Is that on flea? Hacks.

[rain crown]

flea yea

[chilly hollow]

this guy is the reason why you can't find any ledx

the roomba hacker

[rain crown]

in my whole playtime of 250hrs

i only found 2

[lyric cairn]

Ledx is more common than before though, right? And there's a craft for it now?

[rain crown]

not on med station 2

and for 3 you need one

[lyric cairn]

Thought it was on 3

Lmaoooo of course

[chilly hollow]

sometimes you will find a weapon box or duffle back, with one item missing out of it, when no player could have looted it before you

[rain crown]

idk just crafting medstation 3

[chilly hollow]

nah forget the craft

you need a item you only get from lightkeeper for the craft

[rain crown]

probably 5 million on flea or smth

[chilly hollow]

not on flea

[lyric cairn]

Oh they're only 700k on flea rn. At least it's come down a lot

Used to be, what, 15m??

[rain crown]

who'd buy that

[chilly hollow]

nahhh

like 600k - 1,5 mil

[lyric cairn]

I remember looking it up when I was just becoming competent in the Tarkov economy and being like "I'll never have that much money"

[chilly hollow]

this wipe?

thats the craft btw

[rain crown]

what tf is that

[low raven]

tf is that last one

[lyric cairn]

Nah, 1 or 2 wipes ago

[chilly hollow]

can only find it on labs (lmao good luck)
or get it from lightkeeper quest

[chilly hollow]

ah ok, 15 mil for a ledx is insane the fees must be insane

[lyric cairn]

I'd give a lot for cheating to be much more rare in this game but it be how it do 😦

Labs and I think it's shoreline are infected?

[chilly hollow]

labs was always full of cheaters

if there is good loot, there is cheaters

most cheaters leave you alone if you don't have anything they want or get in your way

unless they are rage hacking

most cheaters use radar or wallhack

[lyric cairn]

It be how it do, man. Wish there was a way to get the jump on all the cheating. I guess it's better than it was a wipe or two ago from what I've read/watched on YouTube but it's still bad. Pretty sure I had a blatant hacker the other day

[chilly hollow]

I would like to see a thing like cs has, you give them your phone number and get put in extra servers with "trusted ppl"

also overwatch system

let ppl with 1-2k hours watch ppls gameplay

[rough sphinx]

That's the hard part with Tarkov is "getting in their way" is hard not to do.

[lyric cairn]

I guess they only did 2fA with oceanic servers was it?

I'd put my phone number in in a heartbeat to reduce cheaters

Make me less salty when I get a sus death

[rough sphinx]

I wonder how likely it would be to do an after action report. Where you get an overhead map of where everyone moved in the raid.

Though that's probably been talked to death.

[lyric cairn]

Killcam is the most talked about feature

They put one in Arena

[low raven]

lovely usb port

[rain crown]

tho on one side server desync might cause that someone looks like he shot you through a wall, but on his perspective he had clear vision of you
i remember seeing clips of exactly that happening

[chilly hollow]

nooooo i thought i didn't kill them... i didn't loot them

[lyric cairn]

Assuming they fix desync like they say for Arena, hopefully it'll be more viable

[frosty basalt]

im scaving on woods

im at plane crash lookin for the ground cache

ive got the revolver shotty with ap20 i found in village

i get my legs and stomach blown out from behind me

i turn around and see him running i one shot him thru class 3 with the ap 20

i have 2 light bleeds and a fracture with only a cheese and 1 bandage

i go to loot him and i hear bushes

i exit the loot screen and instantly blast a scav right in front of me

without spending a single minute an ai scav comes up behind me from 50 meters out and starts shooting at me

the player only had a 43/220 car

and the ai scav i shot had nothing

so im fucking walking back and forth behind a tree and just fucking die cuz i have no pk no cms no meds can only walk at a crawl

i cant even see this AI scav thru bushes 50 meters out

i had like 600k worth of loot on me bro game sucks

[chilly hollow]

reserve provides

[chilly hollow]

first time?

[frosty basalt]

why did that AI scav jumpscare me man

i was gonna have enough trouble hobbling to ruaf with a bleed and blacked out legs and stomach

but this ai scav just had to spawn in inside bushes and get within pissing distance of me

and naturally there had to be another one 100 meters away coming with a vengeance to kill me because scav karma is so fucked

if you kill a scav in isolation you should be safe from scav vengeance

the amount of hesitation i have to have while scaving sucks

im starting to wonder if scav karma was even a worthwhile change

[chilly hollow]

scavs would have shot you also before scav karma if you killed a scav

[frosty basalt]

No kidding

The hesitation against what I can’t identify as a PMC or a scav is what gets me killed

Not to mention is this particular situation

kill a pmc
5 seconds into looting hear bushes

Anybody would shoot immediately

Golden rule of tarkov is there’s always one more

Punished for having good aim

[chilly hollow]

it is what it is

tarkov giveth and tarkov taketh

[frosty basalt]

i guess so

my previous scav raid on woods i found a bitcoin in the chapel

and i guess it was cool that i killed that pmc

the first pmc ive killed this wipe as a scav

[frigid marlin]

As a pmc I follow this rule but as a scav if I die I die it doesn't bother me much because everything is free as scav, as I see it. I would rather just have a player scav kill my scav, unless he hits me and doesn't kill me then it's fair game lol.

[rich venture]

Reserve giveth reserve taketh

[wintry ridge]

Ledy i see what you mean

moonshine loves giving you amror + helmet

[frosty basalt]

Is that worth 250k tho

[wintry ridge]

holy fuck these pmcs are fucking sad

lost 800k on my scav run because some pisshead was camping heating pipe

like sitting in a fucking sniper spot and hardscoping it

what sad lonely loser does this shit on their pmc

[north lagoon]

Tarkov fit

[frosty basalt]

Someone going for shooter borne or tarkov shooter ig

[wintry ridge]

im a fucking scav tho

in a scav extract

that pmcs dont visit

[frosty basalt]

Isn’t it just targets now

I thought they changed a few of those this wipe

That could be why

[wintry ridge]

literally just google it

stop making assumptions