💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

you can get kills with PS

you just have to play a bit more smartly

[fallen cloak]

ps really out here being better than all 545 ammo except bs and igolnik

[uncut coral]

igoltrash wont even one-tap a bald hairless head from like 40 meters

[stark torrent]

545 just underperforms, mediocre stats + low rpm of guns

at least magdumping with 556 is still viable

[low raven]

u forgot the recoil

wait is that old tarkov?

mf you making me cry 😭

[fresh shore]

I do

and the AKM is serviceable

[soft coral]

goes to show how actually unbalanced the game is

[soft coral]

akm is good budget gun with the 308 adapters

[fresh shore]

True

I usually just run loud

[soft coral]

ew

[fresh shore]

Wah wah wah I don’t wanna hear it

[soft coral]

heehehehe

[fresh shore]

The whole world need to know I’m there

[fallen cloak]

theres nothing budget abouut supp combos

[stark torrent]

gornasty

but yeah the .308 adapter and suppresor without the quests done make it not budget

[soft coral]

The nasty gornostay

actually one of the best budget guns

hands down

better than mosin

[uneven crater]

mag dumping timmies

[soft coral]

boring tbh

in factory too

double boring

[uneven crater]

meh

i love this narrow passage on factory 4real

bcs you can make a lot of kills there

ion' like streets of tarkov so much

but sanatorium...

im obsessed with it lets be honest

[soft coral]

we dont really care

factory is easy

[uneven crater]

naaah bro u so nerd n rude🤓

u need to chill 4real

take it ez

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1104420878487388210/cat-speech-bubble.gif

Im rude to everyone here

get used to it

jk not really

only sometimes

[uneven crater]

you have to be kind because we live in such a beautiful world

nah jk that world sucks

[sour token]

[soft coral]

it's kind of weird

not seeing tarkov here

its...surreal

[stark torrent]

Tarkov died

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

it was a matter of time

can't wait for unoriginal events which are shit

[stark torrent]

I cant wait them to release bugfix patch that fixed 3 bugs and introduces 6

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

1.5 months to fix flashlight bug

Truly game development

[soft coral]

oh they fixed it

I thought they wont until next wipe

Literally game killing bug which ruins 99% of players experience

doesnt get fixed as fast as possible

[stark torrent]

No they didnt , they suppose to fix it this month

[strong hinge]

no listen they are trying to fix the cheating problem

trust me, anticheat update soon

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

they made labs cards tradable again

here we go pei pei town

this changes nothing

[soft coral]

its kind of clear they dont have anything original to make so they resort to such shit

glad I'm not playin

the fk will I do

smurf on timmies on customs?

trying to get their folder done

anyway gg bsg this changes nothing

[stark torrent]

you know what this will do

it will increase rats in labs by 500%

now everyone will go kedr / ks23 corner camp

i love it

[true junco]

It will also slightly reduce ragehacking on other maps

[soft coral]

it doesnt matter that much tho

nobody plays labs

except sweats or pei peis

rats wont change much

but ye

happy I'm not playing rn

[earnest timber]

What's a pei pei?

[marble thicket]

probably what they call cheaters

[soft coral]

yes

the infamous

binglao chingchong bao kung lao

[marble thicket]

[strong hinge]

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín
wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín

[finite hedge]

red sun in the sky lyrics confirmed ???

[obtuse thistle]

This is so fucked I literally just sold the three I had

To therapist

Like two days ago

[patent kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976589190202535956/1105824679668752415/7l7ws6.gif

[soft coral]

You know its true

[marble thicket]

That you call Chinese people ching chongs sure

[soft coral]

yes thats the joke

literally everyone knows that chinese love to come on EU servers

thats how the whole chinese hackers thing started

everyone getting killed by QUXINlLAU

dont act like its not true

[stark torrent]

i mean if pubg taught us anything.....

[soft coral]

The chinese did it again

[uncut coral]

flashlight bug fixed yet ?

[low raven]

emphasis on "supposed to"

[brittle sinew]

Why couldn't China just have been region locked 😔

[stark torrent]

it is region locked for Tarkov

however 3 euro VPNs

[earnest timber]

Can you find this mag in weapon boxes? https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/MPX_9x19_F5_MFG_50-round_drum_magazine

a weekly mission would reward me 200k xp for it

[stark torrent]

yeah u can

[soft coral]

yes

[earnest timber]

Ah, cool

[whole oracle]

https://youtu.be/Br-Jemy7wSQ

[soft coral]

SPT is painful*

[obtuse thistle]

That insult to god is a thing in normal tarkov?

[white void]

SPT is based like that

Make whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want

[whole oracle]

like the "guns" shown in the vid

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

Players : bro inertia needs to be tweaked , it sucks to be overweight after picking up toilet paper lmao

Bsg : Nerfed strength even more now

Remember fellers, for every bsg W there are 5 Ls

[soft coral]

I mean

on one end yes you wouldnt be able to run and change directions with 70kg of shit on you right , it will feel very sluggish especially if its in a big backpack
on the other hand...its a game bro bsg calm down

The age old meme where you pick up tape or a can of peas and you magically are an 80ld grandpa while moving is a big joke true

[fresh shore]

I don’t want them to rework inertia personally but they should probably rework how skills like strength and endurance work

Because even if it’s a videogame it’s not really fair to have PMCs who move to fast for the fucking netcode to register

I just try to treat everything in tarkov as WIP no matter what it is

Cause until the game is out of early access it’s gonna be a mess in some way

[strong hinge]

it will never truly be out

[earnest timber]

Fun fact: Tarkov was supposed to be a browser game at first like Contract Wars, so it's no surprise the netcode is so garbage right now

[cunning helm]

i have never seen more incompetent devs than bsg

[brittle sinew]

I wish the devs would treat it as such too

Adding spontaneous updates to try features and changes instead of waiting 6-9 months to add something

[fresh shore]

I mean it’s so ambitious it’s kinda impossible for it to truly be finished

[fresh shore]

Yeah I feel like the game would have a much more active player base if they just added stuff on a more frequent basis

almost like public playtesting of features so they know what they need to tweak

[brittle sinew]

I literally haven't played since last year due to this

They're such a backwards development team it's incredible

[fresh shore]

I know game development isn’t easy but I’m sure stuff like vaulting and changing the blind fire animation isn’t THAT hard to implement

If only for a short time

I’m tired of waiting 6 fucking months for fresh content

[brittle sinew]

Not just that, simple value changes

[fresh shore]

it’s still fun to play but when you have to wait until wipe for any significant change it’s just not as fun

like surely a bug where flashlights don’t work like intended doesn’t need nearly two weeks to fix

[brittle sinew]

I have lost all fun for this game due to it barely having changed in the last couple of years

I am so sick of getting Prapor's pocket watch

[fresh shore]

I would be completely fine if they just stopped adding new shit for awhile and they just fixed the more urgent issues

[brittle sinew]

My friends too stopped playing Tarkov for the same reasons

What's the point when you've done all there is to do, other than repetition

[fresh shore]

Like surely it isn’t hard to add a few new quests once a month

Like cmon bsg

[brittle sinew]

I just want real change man, anything will do

At its core its the same game every wipe, despite all their ambitious claims

[violet stream]

Why is tarkov a good game? Real question

[marble thicket]

[cunning helm]

the dopamine hit after you escape with all the fat loot

[marble thicket]

ong

[marble thicket]

[violet stream]

Hahaha true

[earnest timber]

No other games gives you the same intense adrenaline as Tarkov

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[white void]

how are they that clueless

they won't survive a week in the hellscape of the tarkov region

also please link that post, i need to see the comments

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/13gej6i/i_bought_my_first_lucky_scav_box_and_it_was/

[white void]

So adorable

❤️

[violet stream]

nice to know

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[earnest timber]

He thought it was a lootbox

that you open and get random stuff

[nimble mortar]

dense as fuck mechanics, good gun play, rewarding as fuck successes when they occur.

and for me, the fact that getting shot in the limbs fucks your running and shooting. Bleed out is a thing too. I like that we are not terminators

[soft coral]

TARKOV BATTLEPASS WHEN!?

[nimble mortar]

when BSG gets bought by a bigger gaming conglomerate like EA or Tencent

[timber wharf]

lol i started playing like a week ago and just found ledx

i feel like i dont deserve it

[nimble mortar]

You never deserve anything in this game, so take everything

revel in cheating the game of its treasure

[earnest timber]

Just made this

[marble thicket]

fr thats me

[stark torrent]

Same , me and ivan after spamming woods for 2 months straight

[soft coral]

SO TRUE BESTIE

SO GOD DAMB TRUE

[nimble mortar]

got my AIO replaced. almost all of my stutter, gone

[marble thicket]

w

[cunning helm]

has anyone here tried spt? if so would you recommend it

[nimble mortar]

i have and yes

[nimble mortar]

just lost my first thermal scope. was scoping in on a guy at LH, was about to shoot his head... then some dude with a Lapua to my right flank pulps my torso.

[white void]

Oh cool

New streets boss

and the RPD is coming

[earnest timber]

I use it to get cinematic shots for content

It has some cool mods, too

[low iris]

I know ill never ascend to tryhard status in eft

Mainly cause i can barely hear small noises due to tinnitus

But thats why i always do retarded strats

[earnest timber]

Headsets and "loudness equalisation" on windows audio helps a lot

any headset that's not a gssh is great for picking up quiet noises

[stark torrent]

the volume on some stuff is also retarded in this game so that doesnt help

rain for example is stupid loud, i have seen alot of tinnitus posts complaining about how stupid loud rain is

[earnest timber]

There is nothing wrong with Oculus Audio

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[soft coral]

truly

[dense remnant]

its better then meth

[stark torrent]

[obtuse thistle]

[cunning helm]

how the hell do you not get bored of this game past lvl 40 is beyond me

[soft coral]

we did

we literally did

[stark torrent]

after 2 months it was memeing mostly , only played with friends to fuck around

[soft coral]

^

[nimble mortar]

I derive some level of joy from the basic gameplay loop of drop in-loot-(maybe fight if I gotta or want to)-scoot. Its why I can play games like Project Zomboid like I can Tarkov. BUT, I do play less after like, level 42

[earnest timber]

By taking breaks from the game

[marble thicket]

pvping, tasks, playing with friends

[low iris]

On fucking god i can barley play rain maps due to the fact that its so loud and its on par with the ear ringing

[tiny scarab]

Tarkov was fun for a while, but has various pain points. The finished game might turn out to be a decent game, but who knows if - or when - it'll ever reach that point. The absolute biggest issue imo is all the sheer amount of time and effort spent outside of raids

[strong hinge]

their whole concept of what tarkov was gonna be is unfeasible now

[tiny scarab]

hm. yeah, maybe

[soft coral]

biggest issue is still audio

and desync

[tiny scarab]

totally forgot about the audio issues : D

[soft coral]

With shit audio its hard to rely on visual clues only

[strong hinge]

use your spidey senses

[fallen cloak]

oh na

ivan is playing league

this is what happens to tarkov players when the game takes too long to wipe

[soft coral]

yes

[obtuse thistle]

dope

who you play ivan

[soft coral]

mainly vayne

[obtuse thistle]

ic ic keep it up

[soft coral]

Vayne is one of the strongest adcs when you can play it right

like top 5

especially with an enchanter

[stark torrent]

we have Vayne too

fucking squirrel

[soft coral]

thats not vayne

thats twitch

Both vayne and twitch have crossbows

but this is twitch

his older brother

[soft coral]

I like that gnome sniper guy hes awesome @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

a yeah

[fallen cloak]

femboy

[soft coral]

what

[fallen cloak]

femboy champion

[soft coral]

idk if its because of me playing league but why does woods looks like it has twice the trees? @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

idk man i havent even been there for 3 weeks

[soft coral]

same

[stark torrent]

trees maybe have grown

[soft coral]

watching 2lew rn

i think i'm dilusional

[fallen cloak]

ivan what server r u on

[soft coral]

EUW

[fallen cloak]

real

we gotta play sometime

[soft coral]

no

I'm toxic

[fallen cloak]

i know

u actin like this is news

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

look ivan i found the M4 on woods

[soft coral]

dude actually playing

[stark torrent]

1 raid for the nostalgia , time to not play again for a few days / weeks probably

next raid i will get 1 tapped by XiaoPaoLei with BCP FMJ RFB surely

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

I ONLY HAVE 7 HOURS OF PLAYTIME CAUSE I GO TO SCHOOL

[soft coral]

NO

NO

STOP HIM

RIGHT NOW

[terse pecan]

type nope bro

don't let lil bro waste his life

[stark torrent]

killed 4 players on labs

Classic Raider

[brittle sinew]

When I still played I'd warn people not to play lmao

It's not worth it bros

until you extract with fat loot, then maybe it is

[wild chasm]

Can we get riot for the Korobov TKB-022 to be added into Tarkov

[nimble mortar]

woooo.... just lost to a guy with hitreg turned off. unregistered headshots are fun 🙂

[nimble mortar]

fuck, think I am hitting wipe burnout.

[nimble mortar]

fucking got my LEDx. fuck yeah

[soft coral]

Gg

[nimble mortar]

i found it in a duffel bag in Resort and proceeded to run to exfil

[white void]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-jesse-pinkman-crying-jesse-pinkman-screaming-jesse-pinkman-andrea-jesse-crying-gif-25171987

NOO

DON'T LET HIM

[strong hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-somebody-save-my-son-feroz-khan-gif-17758367

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

bro you picked a wrong time

REAL SHOOTER

[soft coral]

REAL SHOOTER

lMAOOOOOO

THIS GUY

[stark torrent]

https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleSmoothChimpanzeeHotPokket-nkci8vQgMXzWUEmo

@soft coral

the moment i heard running and he didnt turn i was like broooo

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

nvm brother u are in enough pain already

[soft coral]

Hway

twitch fun

[stark torrent]

league is not

[real solstice]

Looks like marked rooms got buffed

Dorms looks like its consistently spawning decent tech items, rare loot items (cock, raven, cat), good guns, and docs cases.

Can't test it myself, im level 9 this wipe

Good luck tho

[stark torrent]

i heard its still underwhelming

maybe 1 -2 more buffs and its worth losing ur kit for that

[soft coral]

the marked room experience

[calm owl]

where do i go im in woods i just installed tarkov and im playing singleplayer

[nimble mortar]

i am having an easier time finding Sanitar on Shoreline than I am players tonight. Man his skull is thick

[white void]

Oh no

Welp

type up Mapgenie and look out for cultists

[soft coral]

They do cuz it's the only place to maybe get loot without risking your kit on the map

from some chad who saw you across 400 isles and 4 shops through a crack

I love this subreddit

[white void]

What a good first raid

Smacked in the ribs by Tagilla

[unreal mist]

I don't know what Tarkov is, it looks like it could be fun, but I'm too scared to actually consider buying it (I don't want to lose my life to it like all my friends who do play)

[soft coral]

Don't.

[white void]

Please no

[earnest timber]

What tarkov meme do you guys think i could put in this scene? https://twitter.com/Vo_Memes/status/1657439451231002624

Vo (@Vo_Memes)

AKIRADAY 2

Likes

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▶ Play video

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 5:35 PM

[quaint hull]

Labs rn

[stark torrent]

i got extract camped because i ran on the middle of the road and someone spotted me , better write a novel about it on Reddit

Yes

[stark torrent]

in the first image you can put a LEDX and then a Scav that says VALIHUI SOSA and a Shotgun blast then the death sound of the player

[earnest timber]

REAL

[soft coral]

labs cringe

[soft coral]

it is cringe tho

[uncut coral]

game is

[soft coral]

life is

[coarse stone]

life

[earnest timber]

I may be cringe, but i am free

[nimble mortar]

Rogues continue to scare me.

[patent kettle]

a few days ago i got an empty factory raid and tagilla spawned

i was behind him but surprisingly he didnt attack me or anything

[stark torrent]

[patent kettle]

i fired a full 9x19 pst mag into his leg and it seemed like all of it hit because he was recoiling after every hit but apparently i hit him only twice

[stark torrent]

says i use esp even tho he got the drop on me lmao

[patent kettle]

25 recoil pp1901

[patent kettle]

flir jumpscare

[soft coral]

Just be more accurate

Scrub

if you can't use a mosin or a gornostay and 1 tap people

you don't deserve to run a 900K full meta m4 build

period

[uncut coral]

avg shoreline player..

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

The fk is that

[stark torrent]

aimbotter from sniper rock

max recoil skill

[obtuse thistle]

he just had good gamer glasses

[soft coral]

he knows how to recoil control + you don't + you're shit + shots 1-5 clearlymissed + he just knows hte spawns + he has meta build + he is a streamer probably so he is obv better

[marble thicket]

brazy ahh

[obtuse thistle]

Yesh learn to play scrub

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

i cant go woods cause i have no d fuel

what

alo?

oh my god every map is locked except customs

[soft coral]

the events begin

[stark torrent]

they did it

they ruined tarkov by making us play only customs

[soft coral]

Time for boring uninspired stupid events that add nothing to the gameplay

❤️

[stark torrent]

imagine if it was only woods

[soft coral]

and streamers to ass lick and say they're cool

[stark torrent]

well time to go night time with thermals and camp bush

or just camp bush

with whatever

yes

[soft coral]

I wouldnt even play the game

if I was you

[earnest timber]

Ah hell yes

I really like paying half a million rouble for a syringe just to play streets!

Not even 6 month into wipe and people already say "WOOO PREWIPE EVENT"

[soft coral]

It was a fun wipe guys see you next time

Glad I'm not playing

[stark torrent]

well we are kinda 5 months in

[earnest timber]

We need to kill pmcs as scavs?

[soft coral]

So theyre making an event that is trying to connect the maps
like they want it to be

Cringe

[earnest timber]

And as we reach this goal, the entry becomes free again?

[soft coral]

If only you maybe used a different engine that is capable of handling your crappy code mess of a game
maybe we could connect the maps

If only

[earnest timber]

good thing i have these items laying around

could use them, or outright sell them for extortionate prices

[stark torrent]

yeah do it, some items have 3x price

honestly the good part is that u can still scav on any map , woods for example is dead cause no PMCs or whatever

ez money if u need it

you can also look for the items

they changed the numbers

[earnest timber]

course they did

people are killing each other fast

Lighthouse is also free to enter

[stark torrent]

nah , u need a circuit board or whatever is that

screen

[earnest timber]

Yeah im stoopid, i had it in inventory

[stark torrent]

L

[earnest timber]

They sell for 200k at least lol

Big L

[stark torrent]

scav raid moment

[soft coral]

BCP FMJ LMAO

he deserves to die

[stark torrent]

he drinks juice , i shoot him in face , fair trade

[earnest timber]

Good thing i have a bunch of "1/50" usage aquamaris

[soft coral]

how ya'll still playing actually

[earnest timber]

I play as usual

[soft coral]

I can't find a atom of motivation to play

[earnest timber]

What motivates me is getting content for my vids

plus it's a great opportunity to scam people from some money

[stark torrent]

aaaand friend requested

[soft coral]

how'd you miss all shots

wtf

[stark torrent]

the scav shotguns in this game are buggedi think , their MOA is so low the shots go everywhere but the middle

• the fun recoil of this shotgun in particular, teh one that breaks ur head

as soon as i switcehd to that shit pistol , it was a tap

[soft coral]

well

they are broken

as in durabilityi

also

its an mp155

aiming with it is very weird

you don't have proper iron sights

its like aimming with an m700 without a scope

[stark torrent]

yeah but in this kek game , lower dura means lower accuracy but with shotguns it works weird af

the pellets just fly everwhere but in the direction of your gun

i love him

he lost it

3 minutes into the stream

[soft coral]

thats because it has no irons

so its multiplied with the lower durability

[brittle sinew]

MP155 no sights 💀

[marble thicket]

did a cs skin site sponsor tigz or something?

[terse pecan]

i mean they clearly did

[stark torrent]

yeah , and now a weirdge mobile game or whatever that is

call of dragons or shit

[marble thicket]

times have been rough

💀

[nimble mortar]

Streaming is being a modern day court fool.

[stark torrent]

that guy had a zabralo

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-magnets-gif-19614987

average zabralo user once they stop moving and cant rev their fat ass back up to speed

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Escape from Tarkov
Genre: Horror

[stark torrent]

he lost it

[novel leaf]

Is anyone here interested in helping a newbie/noob?

[marble thicket]

thanks pmcs and reshala and marked room

[stark torrent]

p90 enjoyer v.s Meta slaves

[marble thicket]

fr

feels good to be back on the game after 2 weeks

done about 10 raids last night with my duo after he came back and I died once, mdr got me atleast 15 pmc kills in those raids and its coming back today, had to drop it on a customs raid to haul a sr 25, axmc, and a trooper of full tv rigs,

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977327960455524432/1109999580583559248/image.png

unfortunately had to leave the bag behind as old gas wasnt open

[stark torrent]

yeah woods day has been popping as well, a lot of thermie boys + shturman hunters that have that tunnel vission

i loved when the event was on, it was 200k for a propane tank to enter woods, everyone thought nobody would play that so it would be a dead raid , and there it was a full lobby

[marble thicket]

ty shoreline

[violet stream]

My god

[vocal widget]

anyone trynna play? im new to tarkov but looking for a group to play with

[terse pecan]

man i suggest not playing it

wait for the next wipe

[quaint hull]

drip

[soft coral]

WIPE SOOON?!?!

guys soon wipe

[stark torrent]

[terse pecan]

man when is even the next wipe

1 year later or something?

[stark torrent]

maybe next month

[soft coral]

its tomorow

trust

I'm redditor

[uncut coral]

wipe on thursday

[white void]

Based SPT enjoyer

[stark torrent]

[earnest timber]

A wipe is usually 6 months long, we are 5 months into wipe right now

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VjURcGtZU5c

[median heath]

How do you get the Yellow Balaclava in SPT?

I mean it's funny

And I kinda wanted to try if it was as broken as advertised

[quaint hull]

I don’t know that was my friend showing me that

[vale river]

i mean the beginning of the wipe could be overwhelming

so it's ok to just play

besides no one is prob. doing the starting quest so thats a good thing i guess

[terse pecan]

i mean you already paid for it if you didn't i would just say never buy it don't spend time on the game

so i suggest finding a premade that will help you at the start of the next wipe

[vale river]

i found it more enjoyable exploring and learning (and dying a lot) by myself so it changes person to person

i first played close to the ending of a wipe

everyone was at labs pvp'ing so mostly scavs

[round zodiac]

what the hell is this game lol

i mean, my aim wasnt even that off but

im pretty new to the game btw eheheh

[round zodiac]

I shot his face more than once...

[proud dagger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YQ2uWU7MTVM?feature=share
🥹

[soft coral]

pistols shoot down in this game

Don't spray with them

the pistol goes up but the shots actually go down

you were hitting his body

you tap fire with pistols in this game

recoil is how it's supposed to work

it pushes you back

there is a little bit of verticality but its not a lot

especially with pistols

bellow is how recoil works in tarkov

the hand of the PMC is the pivot point and instead of the recoil going backwards it goes upwards

same with rifles

:)

[stark torrent]

its ok man, jesus , its a beta, what do u expect , lmao , if u paid 120 bucks on this expecting to be finished in 50 years its ur fault lmao curb ur expectations

- redditor btw

[soft coral]

Literally me fr

[brittle sinew]

Fr though, I genuinely regret buying EOD

[round zodiac]

Good thing im playing SPT so i can just mod that awful recoil

[brittle sinew]

What was I thinking

[round zodiac]

A friend borrowed his acc so i could get the files

So i got Tarkov without sacrificing my wallet

[brittle sinew]

No pvp though

[stark torrent]

i SupPorT tHe DeVeloPmeNT Of thE GaME

[brittle sinew]

I bought it for the gamma I'm gonna be fr

And trader rep

[stark torrent]

i mean same, and it was on sale

still felt exepnsive even then , the VAT is crazy

9 euros just vat

💀

[real solstice]

SPT + extra mods and holy shit I'm nolifing the game again

[soft coral]

ok

[brittle sinew]

What's your VAT % at?

I'm sure I paid way more than 9, you got off easy

[stark torrent]

i think its 18% idk

[brittle sinew]

25% here, absolute bullshit

Pretty sure I ended up paying 20 euro or more

[stark torrent]

nvm im absolutely clueless

its 21.7

fucking hell

[brittle sinew]

Yep, even worse for me

[stark torrent]

AND PAYMENT FEE

4 euro

suck c0ck

[brittle sinew]

Alright 4 euro is not too bad

[strong hinge]

135 euro to bsg

I can't fuckin convince myself to spend above 15 euro on a game

[soft coral]

How about 135 leva za mikrovulnova?

or better

rakija

[strong hinge]

I just spent around 40ish Euro on a whiskey bottle

[rain crown]

Bro doesnt know how taxes work

[strong hinge]

Your mom

[obtuse thistle]

Can you trick the website in any way to appear in switzerland and pay no vat?

I sucked some fine pickles with that vat and I don't want anyone else to do the same

[marble thicket]

yes and it can get you banned

[obtuse thistle]

DAMN

How do they care if I pay no taxes at all lmao what

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjsrZGrvuCY&ab_channel=tarkin

it is planned guys - Nikita

[terse pecan]

well this video is from SPT

i know of a mod that does this exact same thing

but it doesn't change anything

[stark torrent]

you dont say man

[terse pecan]

i mean i am pretty sure somebody with good skills can do that in edit

[stark torrent]

well it makes those scopes really good , maybe even more broken but thats how they are irl

what i want tbf is to just have a small animation that changes the scopes, so u have a bit of delay

like ur pmc touches the scope for a bit when he zooms, not instant like its now

[terse pecan]

i mean bro when did tarkov really got realistic in details

[stark torrent]

or they can just fix the other fucking scopes and let ppl use more than just vudu and razor after 1 month into wipe

[stark torrent]

if it takes me 50 years to load a mag, it should take me a bit of time to adjust the zoom on a scope

they also want to add mag animations but that would get really tedious after 2 hours lol

[terse pecan]

i mean bro like unless you want a record a asmr vid you shouldn't reload that slow

but hey our character is an asmr youtuber that is specifically on guns

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean the way he gracefully reloads a gun mid fight is so nice

meanwhile the CoD and Battlefield players

[terse pecan]

hey i'm going to die here but let me slowly reload my gun

one last feel of joy before death

[stark torrent]

as long as it does the click , i can die happy

[earnest timber]

Taxation is theft

[obtuse thistle]

Too real

[native crypt]

real and true

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Literally us

[marble thicket]

splendid

[soft coral]

ok

[marble thicket]

w

[soft coral]

Ok

[soft coral]

I'm quite glad I'm not playing rn

[stark torrent]

Playing solo is only ratting, if u fuck around with friends is not that bad but mostly cause its end of wipe so nobody cares

but yeah , whoever plays Tarkov seriously is in for a lot of salt and should avoid it

The game development is at an all time low and there are no signs of solid improvements anytime soon

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/13sy4w9/update_confirmed_there_is_a_bug_right_now_that/

i guess it's better than invis players , right

[soft coral]

that's why I'm happy I'm not playing

[stark torrent]

Most Sane Tarkov Player

Literally Wall of Text for 1 FPS difference

there are some real nerds on this earth

[earnest timber]

They have a test server and they don't use it?

[earnest timber]

Average reddit user

[soft coral]

yes.

The more I dont play tarkov

the more I realize how bad it is

[gloomy wasp]

im playing SPT and opened an Airdrop and none of the items were found in raid. i havent played normal tarkov (or SPT) for a long time and im not sure if this is a change or just a bug.

ok it was bugged nevermind. I just had to exit raid. 10/10

[earnest timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828858812991275078/1112014846364483615/-_.mp4

[keen sparrow]

I came to tarkov for this, how many hideout upgrades do i need to do before i can do this

[balmy linden]

I-Is that an SR-2M Obrez?

[keen sparrow]

It’s a screencap of some “cursed gun kekw” youtube preview

[keen sparrow]

^^^

Love the uh… FN scar.. thing…

[white void]

Gonna have to go to SPT for that

[keen sparrow]

Already there, fuck mp

I know what’s good for my mental, lol

[white void]

Lel

[keen sparrow]

I would enter raid as a scav, die in either 2 minutes, or see noone and die to the extract timer. So went full singleplayer andy and been having a blast.

And i play ground branch, gamma, played every insurgency, rainbow six raven shield. I like to think i’m mediocre at fps

But something mp tarkov just rubbed me the wrong way.

[soft coral]

that's spt

cringe

[keen sparrow]

pays money for a game

wants to play game how they want

is cringe

I embrace the singleplayer andy cringe

I’m thinking of doing an osrs style “bank rebuild”, selling everything in my storage, and starting from whatever abomination of a gun i can build from the proceeds

[soft coral]

ok

[marble thicket]

ok

still cringe

[soft coral]

spt? DA.

[keen sparrow]

You’re literally in a discord for a stalker mod that tries to be spt with extra steps…

[strong hinge]

spt is gamma with all the fun elements cut away

[cursive temple]

anyone know is emutarkov is still a thing?

[earnest timber]

No, that would be the "Escape From Pripyat" modpack

[stark torrent]

nah, GAMMA has a lot of Tarkov stuff too

i mean SPT is intersting but i dont see myself playing that for more than a few hours before becoming boring

and at that point i would rather just play Stalker if i want single player

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

Just stop talking

[keen sparrow]

no.

[soft coral]

clown

[keen sparrow]

make me.

[keen sparrow]

SPT is only boring if you go "no bots" with a fat bag and that one chest rig

although.. i think you could do the same in normal tarkov and be okay too...

just chuck a nade at every exfil you go to

[soft coral]

chucking a nade at every exfil will not guarantee escape

you are miles wrong

[gloomy wasp]

i dislike normal tarkov because I have realized its problems, you dislike tarkov because skill issue, we are not the same

[real solstice]

I really wanna read some of the comments the devs have left in the code for this game like you can for old valve source games

[strong hinge]

its just gonna be swear words in russian

progressively increasing in size until there are entire swear novels

[real solstice]

The code is probably like Apple earbuds tangled knot level of spaghetti bullshit at this point.

Might be why small bugs take months to fix

4 months of Jailbrake + PSR

[stark torrent]

they must have added too many because everytime they try to update the live game, half the code gets mushed on the way and we have 14 bugs in a patch that was supposed to be a bugfix patch

[stiff yacht]

idk about that, but I can recommend AKI Tarkov

[earnest timber]

SPTarkov*

[stark torrent]

ESPTarkov

[soft coral]

da.

[soft coral]

fun fact
the childish word in bulgaria for poop or shit is Аки

[stark torrent]

Tarkov youtuber : THIS PVP BUILD IS BONKERS !

Proceedds to show the classic fully kit mutant with BP , Ulach and class 5 armor

Yes , i never heard of this build before

[soft coral]

First time guys I've never tried it

[real solstice]

Is it just me or are the meta builds really ugly?

[soft coral]

they are

[real solstice]

Tarkov youtubers 4 months into a wipe desperate for interesting content

[soft coral]

content isn't even interesting

because of how stale the game has become

its the same shit

[earnest timber]

Its why i play every second wipe

[gloomy wasp]

I made an ACR

very nice

[brittle sinew]

https://youtu.be/pxd8-Yy8bXY anyone posted this yet?

[gloomy wasp]

updated: the hand placement was wrong on the last one + this looks a bit better

[umbral kite]

fake he isn't getting -5 fps using ray tracing.

[brittle sinew]

man is that all you have to say

[umbral kite]

but in all seriousness the problem with these videos is that it creates an unrealistic expection that tarkov in the moment could do that

i see in the comments that "Why isnt this guy fixing tarkov!!!" despite those videos being blender renders

BSG knows that they made a huge mistake by not planning out correctly and is why we always get bandaid fixes. the level of rewrite they have to do is properly insane to the point its just not worth rewriting the game

[brittle sinew]

That's true, I do wish BSG would at least do something

Very tired of the wipe cycle

[umbral kite]

i also think BSG should just shut up about the future of the game. the amount of ideas that BSG wants to do in the future still has not been in the game yet

and then when they do get in the game , its always half baked

[brittle sinew]

BSG is absolutely, no lie, the most ambitious and stupid dev studio I've ever seen

They have no reason to be this ambitious

[umbral kite]

SPT tarkov for me really just showed how the game was really originally single player turned to a multiplayer game at the last minute

how the fuck does bugs COME BACK after fixed in the last patch

[brittle sinew]

BSG bullshittery man

I just wish they'd fix more and more

Rather than adding more and more guns, maps and features that bring their own bugs eventually

[umbral kite]

the lack of focus and the half baked ideas really rubs me the wrong way for this game really. Its a shame because they do want to make a game that no other AAA studios are willing to take a risk.

[real solstice]

oh my god you can actually see

[umbral kite]

like why now scavs can spawn in BP rounds when before that wasnt the case

[brittle sinew]

Best part is changes like that take like 6 months to happen

[brittle sinew]

Ikr it's fantastic, god I wish Tarkov had good lighting

[umbral kite]

why are scavs able to obtain miltary hardware like its candy but a miltary operator somehow cant use his connections to get weapons and supplies on his own?

[brittle sinew]

"Balance"

Regardless, I'm glad they said they'll redesign skyboxes

[brittle sinew]

Iirc

I hope they turn out well, no way they can be worse than the blue and grey mess that's daytime skyboxes

[umbral kite]

the playthrough im doing in spt, for the past month i cannot find a customs key to do prapor's quest

and i know you can do a tradeup for one, but the problem is that the rules i put myself is that you are not allowed to buy anything unexamined unless you examine them in game

since i havent seen one, i cant do that tradeup

[quaint hull]

lol just got spt this any fun?

[strong hinge]

i can see ivan, looking at this channel with disgust over all the single player tarkov people

[real solstice]

Clearly you can't abuse desync

[soft coral]

you are correct

very very correct

[strong hinge]

ofcourse i am, i know you

[soft coral]

EL BARDO

and EL RATO

in the flesh

timeless duo

[stark torrent]

Reserve Loot run : proceeds to run a 400k kit.

youtubers pls

[soft coral]

its just boring at this point tho

Iedy we were running 400+ kits at a month into wupe

shits boring

[earnest timber]

Totally normal factory run

[strong hinge]

what Ji Lingping sees as he kills @soft coral

[soft coral]

fr

[keen sparrow]

Does “santa’s bag” come up in a task later?

[soft coral]

not really

[keen sparrow]

sold

I read some shit about killing a scav wearing it making life with "Fence" really difficult??

idk, i just got it in an airdrop

[marble ingot]

i stg nikita is selling cheats himself

[soft coral]

nono they are developing battle eye every day
together we will combat cheaters
we will win

[marble ingot]

battle eye is ass, anybrain is where its at

[soft coral]

you dont say

[strong hinge]

listen, 5 quintillion cheaters are banned monthly

nikita wouldnt lie

[keen sparrow]

peeks with Q or E around corner with a full backpack

gets thoraxed

[strong hinge]

he just just shot you through the wall lmao get good

[keen sparrow]

what a stupid fucking dogshit game

i wasn't even crowding the concealment, wtf

[soft coral]

yes

[keen sparrow]

"local SWAT Officer QDs his plate carrier so he can slice corners faster"

[soft coral]

this

however

not with IQ

but with hours played

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

lel bell-curve meme

ew, you play league, don't talk to me

[soft coral]

ok?

Lol

[marble ingot]

Tarkov has an amazing premise which is executed almost perfectly but...

[soft coral]

Right

[marble ingot]

I used to play EFT so much, i really wish it was coop pve instead of pvpve

[stark torrent]

Real

[stark torrent]

China Nr1

[hollow bridge]

exotraje :v ?

[leaden turtle]

That is why i dislike factory

Not a fan of close quarters combat in tarkov

[soft coral]

haha get fked 90% of combat in this game is CQC

[graceful socket]

well if it makes you feel better you dont need skill for CQC, just abuse desync and ferrari peek every corner with a right hand peek and prefire, remember to keep changing verticality cause the audio is fucked (if you ever get in a duel in the hallway office, just dip through ground floor and sprint up, they wont hear shit.) and never stop moving, ever.

the only part of the game that works well and where desync doesnt come out so harshly is long range, sniping in this game is amazing

Scav-Bloodsucker Hybrid

[graceful socket]

My aim is only marginally worse than the hit registration ahaaha

[leaden turtle]

Done some urben mid range combat before

Honestly i offen will lie and act like i am hurt to get the to ruch me

Like I will say something like I’m talking to a partner or something and say something like we are clear so they think that I don’t realize they’re there

Then i wait behind a door off to the side

People are really dumb when it comes to room clearing and they tend to just rush and it makes them an easy target

[soft coral]

ok

[soft coral]

havent launcehd tarkov in over a month

feeling good

[terse pecan]

instead played leauge

but not ranked

[earnest timber]

Playing League instead of Tarkov is like switching meth to crack

[soft coral]

Yes

[strong hinge]

*switching from meth to krokodil

[earnest timber]

Timmy finds the leftover loot on Dorms

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/1205-boss-feminization/

AH HELL NAW

[obtuse thistle]

I swap to league too lmao currently at bronze 1 lolol

proud ornn player

[real solstice]

Switching from tarkov to Gamma is like quitting heroin and going to rehab

[white void]

why the fuck

SPT has fallen

rest in piss

[earnest timber]

Hasn't it fallen the moment it recieved anime mods? lol

[white void]

What the fuck happened to Killa bro

burn it in fire

FUCKEN SHTURRMANN?!

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it

like fuck that bro

this is the good shit

[graceful socket]

no its shturwoman now, get progressive

and sanitar is now nurse

[real solstice]

Trolling Nikita by adding w*men to his hardcore manly larp sesh

[graceful socket]

any mods for african american pmcs?

4 rats 1 office

[real solstice]

Nikita getting onto reddit to say that Tarkov has fallen because women and minorities got modded in

Ez secured perimeter

[graceful socket]

i mean im losing my shit if they implement anyone blacker than printer paper white, its fucking hard enough to see shit as it is, we dont need melanin camo

[real solstice]

The tarkov racism meta

[graceful socket]

stg

[stark torrent]

hio

[real solstice]

Allo

[graceful socket]

if they want real inclusion, gimme a dwarf

imagine 1.3 m with a KS23

literal leg meta

[real solstice]

Are you telling me that there isn't a Babushka out there with a mosin doming pmcs?

[graceful socket]

ok a granny boss would be cool af

a babushka with a PKP

[real solstice]

Its June
You know what that means

Time to do those fucking quests again

[graceful socket]

i refuse

[real solstice]

I'm not strong enough

[graceful socket]

i played when there was 200 players and universal raid time

[real solstice]

Nooooo i don't wanna find salewas in raid

[graceful socket]

i cant

[real solstice]

I've never gotten max traders but I've got about 500 hours logged (not a lot by tarky standards)

[graceful socket]

i got smacked by willerz and his gang

i think it was klean, willerz and a couple, before they ever got clout

[real solstice]

I played a bit and had a lot of fun in the pre wipe events before the inertia patch

[graceful socket]

i got 6k and over

[real solstice]

Got my first squad wipe on labs that wipe

[graceful socket]

magdumping homies in the chest because armor only let 1 dmg through

[real solstice]

I got my first Reshala kill when I was really new and I had 3 angry gamers on discord trying to tell me how to loot

[graceful socket]

yeah no 5 mans are shitshows

friendly fire fests

unless you trollin

[real solstice]

I want to try and get better at solo tarkov but all of the bugs just make it sound so un fun

[graceful socket]

to me solo actually makes it fun

and not chasing pvp all the time cause it doesnt work right anymore

[real solstice]

Dumbass team-mate says "I'm headshot" and then acts surprised when I beam him for running at me

He tanked a round but neglected to add that information

[graceful socket]

oh dude, watch me and my brother kill eachother over shitty comms

its hilarious

[real solstice]

Duos and trios are lots of fun but I find people usually got really tilted far before I did

Kinda made it hard to play

I did play with one dude who was so unbelievably chill though

[graceful socket]

finding people who have fun and dont tilt at the game is super hard

[graceful socket]

This is pure tarkov!

[real solstice]

You could friendly fire him 3 raids in a row on purpose and he wouldn't care

[graceful socket]

thats me XD

gear dont mean shit, kills dont mean shit

[real solstice]

He got into the mid 20s just by playing factory and ignoring quests

The ultimate chad

[graceful socket]

this wipe factory is all im doing

factory duos and i corrupted my brother to play

[real solstice]

I tried to grind out this wipe when it happened but the audio and recoil were way too frustrating

[graceful socket]

people take it the wrong way

if YOU cant hear shit

THEY cant hear shit

[real solstice]

Fair

[graceful socket]

cant count the number of times i was fighting someone on the other end of the hallway in 3rd floor of office

took a trip through the shitters

[real solstice]

Being under leveled for late wipe is frustrating

[graceful socket]

came up behind and they were still locked on to the other endof the hall

[graceful socket]

you have NOTHING to lose

[real solstice]

They didn't hear the tile

[graceful socket]

a revolver shotgun and a PACA

[graceful socket]

ill send you a clip dude

they dont hear SHIT

[real solstice]

Bruv there's a dumbass chad on woods stomping around without a care in the world and I jump him and die because I can't pen his face shield

[stark torrent]

p!skillissue

[torpid sparrow]

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[real solstice]

Fair

I even had a flashlight on my gun during the bug

[graceful socket]

youre conditioned to aim for the head 😄

[real solstice]

I have gotten some bullshit unfair headshot kills so yeah

[graceful socket]

aim for the center of

balls

[stark torrent]

what ammo

[real solstice]

PRS I think. Very underleveled

I was trying to avoid combat and get my tasks done

[graceful socket]

yeah thats not going through anything

[stark torrent]

[graceful socket]

lucky it left the barrel

[stark torrent]

prs is worse than PS

tf

[real solstice]

Level 8 my guy

[stark torrent]

ah well rip

[graceful socket]

PS is locked behind trader lvl 2

[real solstice]

Was going for scavs

[stark torrent]

in your defence, faceshields on Woods are extremely rare even within chads , so u just got fucked by nikita himself

[real solstice]

Man probably heard me shoot and beelined over from USEC camp to murder me

[stark torrent]

entire wipe i only ran into 1 guy with a rysT on woods and i 1 tapped him with m61

[real solstice]

My shitty little aks isn't even worth the M62 he pumped into me

[graceful socket]

noone wants to lug around all that shit for 30 minutes and 4 kilometers, not unless youre elite strenght

[graceful socket]

me with anything in .338

[real solstice]

I dont like leg meta and I'm not running the .366 VPO with its 400 vertical recoil

[graceful socket]

that things a hipfire beast with 40 rounders

[real solstice]

Rip SKS
How the mighty have fallen

[graceful socket]

vpo 136 with a bastion and 30 rounders is just better

[real solstice]

Yup

[graceful socket]

shotguns > all

[real solstice]

Top loading is the only thing it has going for it at this point.

The PSO is far better than the Pilad at LL1 too

[graceful socket]

yeah pilad gives me a headache

[real solstice]

I wanna take one in with an empty 75 round drum and see how long it takes me to load

[graceful socket]

i miss the KMZ at lvl one

those scopes are clean AF

[real solstice]

No fun allowed at LL1

You vill use the 10 round magazine
You vill buy 7.62 HP

[graceful socket]

actually this wipe aside from factory, i was grinding karma with car and coop exfils

you can buy decent shit before flea market

[real solstice]

Does it get cheaper with rep?

[graceful socket]

takes like 10 raids

you get that tab, and its 30% off

still a rip off

[real solstice]

Lel

[graceful socket]

but you get decent guns and armors

[real solstice]

They dont dare make fence half usable