#🎪bruh-fart
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there's a photoshop alternative which is free, it's called "photopea"
Kk
brainfart idiocy would not be the same without no-funny-business aldo incursions
Ok thank you
also gimp
Falco truly is a man of the khaatil
am i a religion now?
the uhhh theu hhhh
Yes
Always
nice time to extort everyone who worship me
fat chance
150$ each or i declare you a heretic
which means i cut your cock and make vodka cocktail with it
200$*
no that's too much
or better yet, let's start a petition to buy a baby cage for khaaytil
i'm bigger than that you mongrel
we'll make it work
you live in walls no you are not
we might have to break all your limbs
if you cut my cock i can probably fit in the cage
the cock gets its own separate cage
why do you have to sexualise everything
but i like my cock so you're gonna have to come up with a good proposition
What cock? You mean that button?
internet users
i didn't sexualize it i just mentioned the fact that my genital organ is comically large
NO
This is getting worse :KEKW:
I tried to change my nickname to "wall dweller with a comically large penis" but apparently that's too long
which is ironic
is it now
so I have to open everyone's profile now while chatting huh
this is why we can't have nice things, kha
you have me and i'm nice
you're a scoundrel
a nice scoundrel with a gentle personality
you're manipulating everyone's sympathy in order to cover up your unholy ways
stop psychoanalyzing me
does that mean i have to start selling stuff
tshirts when
you already tried to extort money
might as well sell some merch
extorting is one thing selling is another
vehicular manslaughter
there was a funny tobias fate montage of that meme where the shopping cart was lee sin's Q cast
lil guy so damn fast
tobito
chad
no videos for two weeks
he died from those tim hortons soaked in rain water
Every joke needs a straight-man.
(giggety)
cat be zooming
why is this making me chuckle? i dont even have context xD
||cain please help, my english is not that good, what's the wordplay here||
||with mine or Aldos?||
||aldos||
||im honestly not sure, since im lacking context, but the giggety is from a character from family guy, a white gigolo, who basiclly slept with half the town by season 2||
||ye ye I know that, but I assumed that the phrase "Every joke needs a straight-man" had some sort of pun in it||
||bro why are we talking in [REDACTET]||
||usually jokes with straight mans, are funny or weird||
||shuuuush I don't want to look silly!||
||cuz ur dogs||
||cuz this is sneaky and implies we are wispering to each other||
||oh I see, thanks!||
haha nice one, Aldo
xD ffs
||concealed message||
SCP-42069 - Brainfart
Do you want me to explain the double-meaning? 
I mean i get it 
... yes 
nickname check out, at least
except I'm not bald
there
ah another fellow scp enthusiast
you should be. Bald is the ultimate hairstyle
SCP-42069-1
khatil
It's as trope of 'Straight Man and Wise Guy'-routine.
Me as the straight man, Falco as the wise guy.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StraightManAndWiseGuy
I'm using 'straight man' as a double entendre to imply my sexuality in this joke. 
the -1 or -2 etc usually means it's derived from the original scp
i am not derived from brainfart, therefore i can not be 42069-1
-1 and -2 mean that you either relate with the events with that SCP
Or just are an extra piece of it
😩
SCP 42069-2
Filco
ohhhh I see
wait do you imply that brainfart is hella gay
aren't we?
no, no, he's right
That's for you to figure out man
if we all met up for a drink it would turn into an orgy very quickly
look at this hypocrite
except you crystal, you're like the most innocent member here
who told previously he's not into man at all
no offense but something tells me the pants are off, before the drinks are finished
and also underaged you perv
Obviously underaged
i have a difficult time with my sexuality
You can see that from my live experiance no cap 
16 and getting khaaytil to jail
i wouldnt call crystal innocent per se, but ye underaged
That deserves a headline
yes also that. I am not looking for any jail time
I know why
😩
🤝
trust me, me to
and i am into mature women anyway
in azerbaijan as well
you can hook up here
Whoa there bud
i think its the same in germany, but lets not talk about that
sorry Crystal, but you're going to Azerbaijan
Nope, here it's 18 ;-;
it's 21 in America I think?
yeah if your partner is 18+
I think too
it's pretty retarded honestly. Even 18 is low in my opinion. It should be at least 20 or even 24-25 because far too many people make mistakes at that "jumping into life" stage
like, ridiculously high
like "do you honestly believe there won't be any funny business before 21" high
Very good! I was about to add: "If you dig even deeper into the implication, you might discover a third implication—me calling you a homosexual.
"

Yeahp...i can agree, couldn't even find an actual job but then again
I have no shit to do
honestly im on Falcos side with this one, since we have warning to not drink battery liquids in german manualls as well by now
gasps he played us like a damn fiddle!
So i have to do volunteer work now 👏
wait volunteer work doesnt get paid tho
Yeah...sadly
Hate this
i am not falco silly
i am an imposter of falco
having sexual intercourses and having a responsibility for yourself are two different things
Yea you are filco 
increasing the age of responsibility won't help with that
sexual intercourse usually leads to having a responsibility
doesnt matter atm ye falco, imposter or not, btw i shot the sheriff
being less of dumb idiots will
if you're dumb
a lot of people are
and if you're dumb, you're going to fuck up both in 18 and 38
I had my research so i agree
so basically we should just remove all the warning for a few years?
No, I'm Filco
He's the imposter
HOLY
no, we should invest in making people less dumb
that was way to fast, you guys sit here and wait for typoes?
which contradicts the whole plan of our society development
Yes I do
but yes i agree with that. In my high school people had sex even at 14-15 years old age
therefore, we will increase the age restrictions instead
so the rules are just "there"
just to renounce any responsibility, not solve the problem
chance your name, you dont sound like an idiot
I almost did one-
how come?
common misconception, saying many words doesn't make you smart
we have people who make a living with that and they're dumb as a rock
i was talking about the context, but hey im not smart
omg a wild Brüno appeared!
I am...sorta smart ig
heya gtanil
bruno you've missed the part where everything was khaaytil, including me and brainfart itself
Lies
Falco is not real
falco is a very epic man
i feel like if everyone here was khaaytil the server would implode
This statement is true
I was really counting on that
but alas
he actually is
what do you mean everyone here isn't me
This game is now free on Xbox so I just got it and I'm just now realizing that this is were this came from.
I am not you, i am me
Your alt
Welcome to hell
indeed
Aldo was faster than me xD
We are
You even have a powerful position
You "run" this server
this is probably someone's relationship goals somewhere
o7 Brüno
WHEN THE AIR BLOWS TROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK
THE REPTILE TAIL RIPPED FROM ITS BACK
WHEN THE SUN SET
WE WILL NOT FORGET
THE RED SUN OVER PARADISE
https://youtu.be/FE02jSJLXqM
Just because you like this version more
As we were saying
WHY ISN'T IT POSSIBLE?
sorry i'm not cultured
i'm just a walking cat gif and video archive with no other talents or meaning in this world

i need to watch more movies and shows
i've been too busy endlessly scrolling through youtubes SHITTY recommendations
yeah its fun scrolling through the shorts for like an hour and thinking "what did i gain from this"
deleted tiktok on my phone for the same reason but youtube just had to copy the app
goddamnit
I have a friend who literally isn't affected of this shit
He uses internet just to know the basic stuff

chad
Like very little of everything
Falco
i know this one antique book stores owner that i frequent and he doesent use the internet at all expect to gather info
"What the fuck am I doing? And people enjoy this shit?"
I will slap you with a pizza
hes a good man
Do it tomorrow, I have pizza for dinner
facebook for me is just band updates and that one mgr nanoposting group
Actually let's sit down and eat both our pizzas
He lives for his Xbox Series X (and his girlfriend), nothing else
He literally doesn't care about internet or what it can offer
Me?-
He just uses it because he have too
I think the only thing he watch on YT are those memes compilations
i wish i never got as invested in the internet as i have
I mean of course he also use Netflix, etc.
But that's still the "basic" usage of internet
then what about us
youtube shorts are the worst thing that has happened to this world
are we on the "advanced" using of internet or?
alongside tiktok
We are average discord users that don't touch grass 
bro atleast tiktoks algorhytm is good
I literally know two things of this movie:
This video
That face Jared Leto makes
youtube shorts just sucks ass
Well yes
Youtube snorts*
I love YT shorts
I watch one shitty star wars short and now 90% of my shorts are star wars related
Because it's literally the same argument for a certain amount of time
youtube shorts is 2 cooking videos > 1 half naked girl danicng > 1 video with like 0 views and likes of a child doing some stupid shit > rinse and repeat
Like this "month"? Only boxe
ye it just picks up on random vids
Yeee
rn i think i got going on is gym stuff and like alcoholic drinks
Literally stuff I DON'T WATCH
with that one bartender called vlad or something
Yet I know every shit Mike Tyson have done in his life
VLAD SLICKBARTENDER
Or Muhammad Ali
my man
I know everything
Mojitos are one of the most popular drinks ordered at the bar, but they are not the easiest cocktail to make so many brands are creating Ready To Go mojitos. I decided to try them and see if any of them are a good replacement for a fresh hand-crafted mojito.
You Will Love These Videos
Are Canned Palomas Worth the Hype?
https://youtube.com/shor...
goated content
Saw one Mike Tysons video
i enjoy watching his vids
All of my content is now mike tyson
oh yeah and throw in some fake ass financial advice videos
YouTube algorithm be like "Watched one video? This must be that dudes favorite genre"
Or Khabib
Or that Irish dude
Mac something
All boxe
Or MMA
Yup

I literally almost know every poem Muhammad Ali have created at this point
Watch one Jordan Peterson video, now I get spammed with Tim Poole. Like bruh, I don't like watching hyperbolic retards
Or why Mike Tyson is fucking Mike Tyson
"Why are men so agressive!"
Also me, all the way calm: wdym??
stg the algorhitm just throws the same stuff to all of us
FUCK HIM AS WELL
Him and his fucking diet
"I only eat this kind of meat and this kind of water, I've lost X pounds" who the fuck cares
i lasted 10 minutes tops on facebook shorts
Going full schizo here
my ex did like watching them though we'd sometimes cuddle and watch them together
Literally not me
i tried to do it alone and god it bores me to death
Literally I will ban you if you don't drink water
Good for you, really
It's a never ending hole
I will drink it then spill it over tou
I have to question the IQ of people who go to Jordan Peterson for diet advice or Joe Rogan for medical advice or Ocasio Cortez for economic advice.
Deal?
oh yeah falco did you see that one pic of jerma streaming naked?
I don't want to kinkshame you but...
Yes
You probably posted it
Do not 
I'm still trying to understand if he's really naked or not
the man is a menace, i wonder if thats the reason he doesent have his facecam on most of the time
Skinsuit
skinchanger*
Ah the skinwalker meme, never understood that one
it's a creature that shifts the shape
"Yooooo! This shit fireee!!11!1!!"
he's probably one of them but he could also be on coke/meth mix, hard to tell
@grizzled meadow remind me to send me this next valentines day
yeah....
better than most 'rappers'
he's blinded by your lovely italian sausage
Me and my skinwalker girlfriend
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804521222998196263/938850755069231104/dance.webm
No idea
i did this it doesn't seem to help at all
i need to watch breaking bad
its great
My favorite skinwalker meme. (Can't find the mp4)
it's annoying as fuck really
especially since they post videos vertically in that and they look like shit
half the fucking video disappears
AND i have to modify the link to be able to download the video
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Круговая порука мажет как копоть,
Я бер...
the video is connected with samosbor
more or less russian way more bonkers backrooms for people who dont understand the whole shitfest happening there
to put it simply: people live in the infinite combloc, samosbor event happens, wait for liquidators to decontaminate/dispose off the effects of the event
then it (purposefully) ended up into people making their own canons which were infact canon to the whole thing
the virgin "THERE MUST BE A DEEPER MEANING!!" vs the chad accepting it
Sad hour is at night, after all
sentinel island is a prime candidate for that
can confirm
Wake Up from the illusion .
mine are random
This is so sad
Alexa, can we order a Pizza to be delivered to the Royal Palace
Nah, I prefer something else
The poor piano
😏
What
🤝
spoiler for the boys
Rush E?
E stands for...
Imma pull up with this, you stand no chance
Thank you brother
:)
Looks like moth lady smh
Yes, it's the moth lady
indeed it is
Hahaha gotem
you're welcome
we stan psychotic moth mommy here
You're welcome Crystal :)
You're not the only one though ~V~
Ay yo?
Mines a hybrid though-
Ah
ah, a potato truck
Anyways ever got the experiance of killing 100 zombies without armor and only an axe without dying?
No
idk i play doom eternal so it's close enough
Cause I don't use axes
Ok?
still me
I also play doom smh
Yeah can't do that because xbox
aw shiet
same for the later arenas in horde mode
Literally
i'm just that good
Go play sdalger right now
no i'm lazy
did you do murky soul achievement?
No? Then hush
suck my ultra nightmare runs
I did mine already
based
You have a new quest
It was already getting good at RC3 smh ._.
hehe lazy
XD
I was gonna say that fuck
DMC5 probably sucks anyways
Lol
The Zone is where it is at
I already did 4head
Also you say you don't die in any game?
never died ever
Most brutal rogue lite
i don't really vibe w that type of stuff but maybe
Second best rogue lite from all of em
Believe me
You will die
Love those kinda games -w-
What's up, can I help you?
hi ^-^
Hello white name
Bro i want like new games but no monee
And then i am here saving up to actually get dead cells back
I feel the struggle of having no money
Bcs like i had it with the gamepass
Man
need my beloved low B back
I'm 16 and i want a frickin job
Here you go
oh my god thank you so much!! 💗
I'm not even american to beginn with
Imagine being a minor 
I have a bomb
Bruh
Bru
❤️🔥
They got nothing better to do smh

it's 2 am and i'm bored shh
So you two
us two
Me?
Are saying you live on the same timezone as me
i probably do
Oh no not me
he absolutely don't
I'm way off
Lol
he's a good 5-6 hours behind us
It's 9:30 pm 💀
Well my pardner is 9 hours away -w-
Oof
It's okay bro it'll get better
Man
Do not worry
shiiieeet homie, well ay at least you got someone
For I have the same time zone
1 year and i am really trying to desperately get there like fr
2 years over here with me and the dumbass @slim osprey
But i can't just like jump into life
I need a start
But i instead got to the big picture
Go play Sdalger
God
I always change my setting so that more mutants spawn
And more sdalgers
Same
Because tri squad boring
Ah
You know what i hate? Chimeras
Does having a squad make the game better?
Nope
Chimeras are ez
Just press A and then D
Withan axe?

Bruh
I'll put frickin .45 ACPs into them
And pseudogiants? Love those guys
You can axe em easy with good velocity
If you pee on them, do they become a ally since you've claimed them?
:)
yes.
Ayee
this image makes me deeply happy
Hehe
i want that funky lil guy
Zimbabwe wilding
zimbabwe is my family
So whats up with you and cropol?
Or is it a huge monitor?
The sky is a huge monitor?
his ass up
Yes.
I wish
We're in a simulation after all
Yooooo
They should put something a little more exciting on that screen
Kinda tired of starry night
nah but fr we together
God alwaysmade me suffer
das all
And i simply got used to the pain i go through daily
Ah yes
I knew it
The country of Zpain
I don't have autocorrect for a reason
So that you can evolve from your mistakes
i don't have autocorrect cause typing like a dumbass makes me happy
I wanna type flawlessly plus autocorrect ish annoying
our future home 💗
autocorrect makes me want to commit several felonies
g'night crystal
Niiiight
Have a good night
👁️
ooo can i see it?
No
sleepy well
More minor spelling mistakes
ni ni c:
it fuels us
If I sent that damn gif for every spelling mistake I would get muted
Epic embed fail
falco vai a dormì zio sono le 3 cazzo
Ah un altro fratello italiano
sorella*
nah sono nuovas
The fuck are you two saying I don't speak pasta
Skill issue
Get real
Porco dio 
La italiano
non gliel'ho insegnato io giuro
(bugia)
I don't speak spaghetti
They dun gone invade the channel for 10 seconds
Lmao
brainfart is now italian 🇮🇹
Sono sempre qua, basta chiedere
surprising amount of italians are fond of this game

or Falco, I guess
Boutta break pasta in half to get back at the italians
My guys
È vero, ogni volta questa cosa mi spiazza, è un gioco così di "nicchia" che dici "come cazzo è possibile"? Eppure...
You like italian tanks????
Yes
Based tbh
R3 goes zoom
Oh god
Don't use it anymore tho
Fuck the R3
amico, l'ha detto lui stesso, non pubblicare nulla senza traduzione
AHAHAHA Sabot shells
scuotendo la mia testa
Instead of "lui" should be "tu" because it's referred to me but the rest of the message is perfect
"Lui" means "him"
I hate italians 

ТАК БЛЯТЬ А НУ ХОРОШ Я ТОЖЕ ТАК МОГУ
same
CYKA
anche mi babbo
Btw the last long thing I said is about Italians that knows and enjoy the game, I'm always amazed by that
gamma is my first actual real time going into stalker
I mean you got enough to start a italy channel
they already have it
Go play SoC
Right now
how about you SoC on my balls
We didn't get your saying in two
Just saying

this is why we're together
Gatekeeping in my channel
Go play SoC dumbass
Not on my watch
I ain't helping you with GAMMA otherwise
I swear to god if you ask me who Sidorovich is

shadow of cock hehe
My father Sr. Pelo
mio fratello 🤝
I will put you on a golden pedestal
Sr. Pelo is the good YouTube
YES

It's the YouTube done right
Falco I love you
monument to falco
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
neco arc
just seeing the dude makes my ear drums feel in danger
Mokeyposting when
falco vuoi vedere un rospone pazzurdo che ho trovato oggi
Only if it's militant monkeys
l'ho chiamato reginaldo
Sì
Right now
Reginaldo blabla
Oh my god
Hugh Mongous Toad
Mayonnaise on the escalator
questa bestia l'è di molto grossa
Dovrei imparare l'italiano, ogni volta scrivere tutto nel traduttore è così faticoso
Che schifo!
Literally me when I see italian (I don't understand their language)
Che schifo!
Cioè tu vai a prendere una ricetta che ha fatto mia nonna 30 anni fa...
E ci vai a mettere o cazz', SOUR CREAM!
PAHAHAHAH
This is what is wrong with this country
Milanesa is argentinian 
You got to stick with the plan
you fucking know it by heart already lmao
giuro che appena arrivi qui ti spezzo ogni osso che c'hai
I've watched it countless time already 
It's old stuff for me
When I sent it here I already knew it
It's an old video, very popular
you just have this daily youtube training in case somebody is going to insult you real hard by italian cooking in gamma
Gino D'Acampo had his 15 minutes of popularity here in Italy as well
sitting behind the mirror and repeating
Che schifo! no no
Che schifo!! yeah that's better
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
Ahahahahahahah
https://youtu.be/Y8Xii7Wwxdo
@candid axle
Reazione fantastica di Gino D'Acampo dopo aver sentito una particolare versione del ragù...
Fantastic reaction of Gino D'Acampo after he heard one particular version of the italian ragù...
Un po' di context
Questa se la salvano tutti
già visto però un rewatch ce lo dò per rispetto
Allora già sapevi del meme quando l'ho scritto
si lmfao
Nei messaggi fissati c'è un'altra roba molto carina con me
Poi c'è pure una gif che gira ma da telefono non te la posso mandare
@candid axle
@candid axle leggi da qui
La parte migliore, mi fa morire quel monitor
Yeeeee
SI CAZZO BRO LMAO
I liked it
Didn't get enough time to try Bandits tho
Smh
pazzurdi
Gonnta get Aldo to enforce rules
I've played a little bit with Loners, the AI was literally a aimbot
as a staff member in another server with 30k people, rules are cringe
H m m
and i will break every single one of them out of spite
Gotta get a admin for every channel huh
/j
More like /s
felt
my life
I never understood why they named the show "SpongeBob"
Patrick was literally the star of the show

YES
I wanted to send this
But I needed to download the video first
Thank you
Is it sad hours time?
Would’ve been perfect if it wasn’t a static photo
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Группа крови · Кино
Группа крови
℗ 2018 Наследники В. Цоя & Г. Гурьянова, Ю. Каспарян, И. Тихомиров
Released on: 1988-01-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Kino
My beloved
I blame stalker for introducing me to their music
Thanks to Beck for correcting the subtitles
Footage is mostly from from 1989-1993. This song from 1990, published posthumously in the "Black Album" after Viktor Tsoi, the lead singer of Kino, tragically died in a car accident. The track, like all others on the album, did not have a name until 1994 and was only numbered (1).
Discord server: ht...
I love cats
jinx posting
My favorite song
oops, i'll smoke your femur it seems 🙄

