#🎪bruh-fart
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penis mod for anomaly when
I gamma if you don't use meds you need maybe 1 meal per day
Coffee 
How so though?
But usually you gotta eat after every post heal session
I always eat after using vaseline
nightmare
Stay hydratet people or I'll break your knees....
in my country vaseline is a lubricant
penis gel
my gf wanted to use it as a lube
Just don't
but i can't take the smell of vaseline and luckily she didn't have any at home
Lubricant--> gun cleaning --> actually useable weapon.
no i meant penis lubricant
Use virgin coconut oil, it's the best lubricant
how does he reload
For the player to say the least
Where do i find that in the zone? 
man, no
is that an actual thing
Maybe you're just a virgin 
Wish Granter 
damn bro
ibuprofen in tarkov da
me on the rostok toilets when someone swaps out my cocaine with shards of the wish granter
So monolith have like, an infinite ammount?

you're now the wish granter
Dude be smokin the wish granter
my wish is bigger penis
They have everything infinite... In their heads
Yes
wish for total destruction
I'm the destruction
mayor that actually sounds like you
After getting my coconut oil
I am gonna wish for a lighter made out of a cardridge of a gun
poof
never enough vaseline
Kikendesu
Maidenless
Mang I'd never say no for total destruction but if only I die
I hate surviving
I wanna be zombie
man
I somwtimes even forget i have glasses on imagine 

would just waste my days as the last remnant of my species and then die from diarrhea
I just don't notice it
Damn bro
fr tho why are people so into mutants
I know why
on the relay chat everyones sexually attracted to snorks and bloodsuckers
Looks like cooking mud lmao-
Oh my god
I wonder how many animals dropped a shit in there ngl
How many Clear Sky members shat in there more like
More like how many dumbasses drowned in there
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
what did he do
why
afk
It's just a dumbass trying to load an M1 Grand wrong way
It's all coming together now
Yeah I saw it
masterpiece
me slapping a homie's ass
healthiest food in the zone
i dont even know know why this one hurts my feelings
anyway
dude rKO'd a croc
and its just the link no popup ffs
i should be in bed
Doesn't we all
I'm like that man, in bed
true
i thought it might be funny to do a "you laugh you lose challenge" on da you tubes
im either cringing or in disbelieve
would scare the living fuck out of me
Here comes that boi waddup
wHy Is He RiDinG a BiKe?!?
he likes it
how
Lol
something about the thought that bloodsuckers could do be smart enough to do that scares me
also motherfucker just smashed a bike he is riding through a barricade
Yea
Maybe bcs they were in the qay first
Second the bike bloodsucker might do so much damage it just destroys the bzrricade rithsg
they break like baby necks yes
wait that sounds so wrong
ffs brain
imma time out cya folks

a guy just told me that stalker call of pripyat was too hard so he went to play escape from tarkov
Kekw
noo is the siren head hehe
me, anybody else other than a freedomer when im in a mutant fucking contest and a freedom soldier enters the competition
@sturdy otter answer the man question
i made popcorn
@tacit sonnet
Im saving this
@tacit sonnet
ВРАГИ МОНОЛИТА
Please don't shitpost with such explicit content (text included). 
Bad İvan
holy shit i laughed so hard at this even tho ive seen it before
(p.s: theyre fine)
bouncy thermal anomaly
that would be kinda cool to do contain a anomaly in some sort of jar and just throw it at the enemy
like bees in a jar
cum in a jar 😳😳😳
jarate
Repost
Nah it's fine lmao

lol
my heart...
Imma do that right fuckin now
Good, I was going to do it
ah wait you guys finally came up with a rules channel?
ye sorry i was busy yesterday so didnt see any conversation about it

doesent say anything about promoting violence though and god knows how many memes relating to that subject ive posted
You can post Gachimuchi (I allow it because they're memes, there's nothing sexual in it)
and ofc american psycho memes are allowed?
As long as there isn't ACTUAL violence or something like what Aldourien deleted, everything is fine
Of course, it's a film come on
Aldo just follow the rules, apart from that he's okay with everything
If he has problems with something he always says it
sir yes sir
Can i horny post
Well I mean me and @real tinsel are basically married, so...
and as such i become the third wheel again :(
You can be my husband as well
if that was anyone else's clip other than jerma posted over and over and over again with the same video feed and different tracks, I would be annoyed
but jerma clips somehow don't get old
yo wtf
theres something to jerma
@eager quest
ahahh
you can do editing too, i see
if i record clips it will just be raw
no editing or anything
if i can be bothered sure but the funniest clips dont require any editing
Name of song?

burer comedic timing is better than any amount of senator
@dry mica do you use any video cropping software
i use vsdc
or just somehow get the best clips without cropping
its free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIhRpIT7nc this is the og @grizzled meadow
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yeah i clip all of my clips
with editing software
but thats it
usually
k ill get vsdc only to crop videos
and then i delete the original shadowplay
if i record entire playthroughs uhhhhhhhhhhh thats gonna be like 4 hours or more
lol
Me
yeah just get shadowplay on for the last 5 mins and then clip when something happens
edit the part you want and delete the original clip
im using obs
dont have shadowplay and i cant bother with ReLive (shadowplay but for amd)
you have an hdd with lots of free space?
More MGR:R memes yes thank you
god armstrongs accents is all over the place in that vid
i cannot pinpoint it at all
hehe penis
DO NOT take vadims sparkling water
#🎪bruh-fart in a nutshell
Actually made me laugh out loud
A repost to be sure, but a welcome one
lets see paul allens reposted meme
Hi bz
same with fads
Rookie numbers
Nicotine addiction check
I've smoked and vaped, I'm off that shit for good, thank you Covid
I cant bro, its not even the nic, its the flavor for me
imagine being the buffalo shooter and the only 2 things you will be remembered for when you die is shooting up a supermarket and watching furry porn before shooting up said supermarket
Local company makes their own juice
I know that feel
Got that strawberry kiwi green apple
im not joking the dude looked at furry porn before he shot up the place
Subscribe to pewdiepie
there's a mod for that
it's in the cumulative pack i think
herbert is literally me
no i don't fish, although i'd like to
i'm just herbert
if you ever come here well go
no matter if its summer or winter time
when i was 8 my dad told me he's gonna take me fishing and he still hasn't fulfilled his promise
aww
yes
nah
Cringe
they'll never know
Raycism
bro
am i the only one that enjoysthe smell of sparks
like from a grinder
that smell afterwards
MMMMMM
I love the smell of meth
what
You heard me
stalker 2 heart of chernobyl will take place in kouvola
Ok kevin
what did he delete
We are along the road Parallel 276!!
OUR OWN ARTILLERY IS DROPPING A BARRAGE DIRECTLY ON US!!
FOR HEAVENS SAKE!! STOP IT!!!
gives me chills man fr
what a powerful song
butilka
shwabra
shwabra is only long, but butilka is also thick

girth defeats length
evening
no i've reconstructed his face from that censored pic he posted here before
he's precious
no he has hot italian man voice, there's no way he looks like that
idk imo metro is pretty mid
only sidearms and bow locker realistic is peak bf4 tho
hangar 51
gulf of oman
PARACEL STORM BRO
FLYING IN THE JETS
and the storm hits
holy shit i got chills the first time
insane atmosphere
port valdez from bad company 2 will still be my alltime favourite rush map
dropping from the plane at the first attack point blew my mind and still is gigacool
Enemy Territory is still one of the best multiplayer games every made.
Something about eating a prostitute alive using I don't remember what chemical stuff
same
this reminds me of taking prostitutes and throwing them off mountains with the car in gta 5
Did you guys know when a pigeon has sex it dies
something about leaving the car when it's about to crash while someone is still inside it is fun
yea
Damn, you too?
yea
F
Some fucker dmd me a meme and my phone autoplayed the audio and i almost woke my gf
Whos gunna help me dispose of this body
eating a hooker after i paralyzed her with homemade neurotoxins
I go out bye
Right side

Me when the
Apart the ||tomato||, you don't use that knife
You need a serrated knife for that
falco seal of approval
old ah chair
Yes
If you get pinned it's 100% a certified hood classic
2 in a row nice
Why does my dumbass read spooky shit when i have blackout curtains so its pitch black in my apartment and im the only one awake
Also I made that gif so it's really my seal of approval
Im paranoid af too, and apartments be noisy so
Methman about to kill a ghost bruh
Finna box his ass
@real tinsel is inside your walls
i'm only paranoid in weekdays
except for friday
Friday is for brainfart
No its for flat fucks
Gotta listen that shit on loop again, thanks
Bruh i may be hella spooked but i got my girl so im chill
My mom stayed with me and my grandparents for a while when i was like 19 and i swear to god, i aint even religious but something followed her into my grandparents house and a part of it never left ☠️ can feel that shit in the guest bedroom
that actually looks tasty
ah another fellow schizo
wow
Mirror of:
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Two of my friends feel it too
I didn't expect her to be like this at all
more schizo frends for me
dead space scary looking ass
Extremely violent thoughts the moment you step thru the doorway
man wtf
why do i suddenly want to play this game
curse you bz11k
dont
just dont
its not worth it lol
and you may be thinking "whos this rando telling me not to play a game that looks sorta interesting"
i have 4k hours in league and i dont wish this burden upon anybody else
Void stingray
Ah
Don't play League.
It's more toxic than a Fruit Punch.
W o w
toxicity isnt the only thing
No.
Haha im lvl 500+ in league and im not really toxic
(He has no idea what's wrong with him)
what if, by some chance, i'm already dead inside?
im really toxic
like
super toxic
but
thats only on league
and unprovoked im not toxic
Im unironically retarded
Going to kill my neighbors for running vacuum cleaners and screaming like the sped class at 9am on a Saturday
Bitch
ok well yeah thats pretty much all i sent
complaining about random stuff and coming from casual shooters, not realizing stalker, especially with a modpack is hard and also a survival game
i guess?
Good point
hey man can you play league
okay how about later
Sure
what's that
why
Fortnite

Sadly enough the only game we can play together because I am not gonna play OW
Ahegao cat can't hurt you, he isn't real
oh and also this
Let the Lavender Sea take you.
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dommy monster waifu hell yeah
yes
Me
wait was it posted already
I was pretty sure about it
AH-HA
You don't me with my repost powers
I've been tricked
There's only so much a person can play no build mode and realize it's still only a mediocre BR
I just shit
Out my assss
We like fortnite
We like fortnite
We like fortnite
Its nite time
where the eletric guy telling me to kill myself?
would i get banned if i sent a image of find waldo but when you open it its gay porn?
1984
dm?
No
ok
Post it here and live your life freely
i dont want to get banned
Im pretty sure @grizzled meadow has deleted shit ive posted thats worse than waldo smut
that was falco tho
Fuck off 
And be banned*
i will send it if any mod signs a paper saying im not getting banned
Nothing sexual unless Leitinho want to try his luck
it is sexual
My meme side is telling you "go for it" because I would just laugh at it
But the moderator side is telling you "don't or you will be banned"
so i will get banned or not
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Guys
its not the bad image
Cap
just turk red hat
Falco loves us
I got a C rank at a 7 star beat map
I know
Who asked
Mania
It's just my take on your situation
or is it?
Cope :3
so i am not allowed
Hmmm
HE IS ALLOWED
yes
So he isn't allowed to do it
i will send it
Because he would be banned!
https://youtu.be/_5F-_UVjmIs?t=5
This video have the answer
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You will be banned
Death sentence
This video says that falco doesnt really care
There are no consequences
not*
He will just delete it so noone else can see it
i will not get banned
So noone else bans him
But I'll ban you
Im not opening the wav
Dead
Retard
Coach from LFD2
its a guy talking about burger
Basically yes
LSD2
So @pastel quartz to reiterate

banned or kicked
You are allowed
Banned
what if i send it but you dont see it
Sends and deletes it himself
I'll see it sooner or later if another mod don't
Leitinho schizo moderating himself
what if you dont
and other mods dont


lol
Imagine being a 4d creature
i am a 4d creature
I am literaly fiberglass insulation
Houses
It is my JOB to be in your walls
im literally lasagna
@real tinsel say to this guy that walls aren't free real estate
Eat yourself lel
competition
I am literally the walls
cant, i haveno mouth
Flopa is inside me
my walls are open to anybody
We are gay lovers
khaaytil is inside you
come and eat water pipes with me
Khaaytil raped me
That moment when women
I would love to my beloved
Im a man thank you
🤨
My cock may be small but my balls are large
☕
Nice cushion for asian dick
Yes
my balls may be singular but my cock is plural
Wat
1 ball 2 cocks
helicopter dick
Falco has the spirit
🤝 ☕ 
they will add a battlepass next update
Bro we need a fucken bigger chessboard xD
we need open world
i prefer meth over chess
Too bad
4x Chess
bombards whole city
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NOOOOOO
evil leitinho be like: i am not evil
self meme
Impossible to not know that meme
funniest shit
Yes indeed
Team Fortress 2 Medic Gaming and Soldier have a laugh about women.
It's a real laughing matter.
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🍉
💥
NOOOOO WATERMMELOMMM
sorry for the spaeling mistake, kill your brother
If you talk in the EFP discord i immediately hate you
No questions asked im commiting vehicular homicide if i see you on the sidewalk
Its 2022 im done arguing im just straight up going to kill you
i am in efp discord just because i couldnt downlaod this mod so i downloaded the other's
Discord itself? Gamme better than efp
this might get you banned
I'm thinking about it (a ban it's too much come on
)
why
involves politics
not entirely focused on politics, yes. But still involves them
what evidence?
mods didn't see anything
AYYYY FALCO THE HOMIE
Lemme post schmeat reveal realquick but only falco can see
Hold on
Linus schmeat reveal
nice girth, 11/10 cock
wrong imageo
sprory
dont mess with me
why did they even use sharp weapons in medieval
blunt is way cooler and makes bonk sound when hit
Because most people couldnt afford armor like that
either way a blunt is stronger
if you get hit in the arm with a mace your arm is probably broken
lego
if you get hit by a sword you just get a cut
I stab you in the face with a sword you die
I stab you in the face with a mace you get bruised
Stabbing is better than bonking
More personal
You can give your frend a hand on thr shoulder while you stab
Cmere and ill show you
We can have skin fruit together
i can imagine the fear of the 20 year old soldier fighting his first battle just seeing a cloud of smoke in front of him and his brothers dying from nowhere
Fail
why didn't the cute bot not come up
I don't even know how the thing works
Because I'm a man of the people first
epic win for me
I'll try that again
respect
Falco dumb?!
dont
p! warn @pastel quartz politics, we have a rules channel now
Big dummy poopoohead
@pastel quartz has been warned.
fUCK
Perfect
Welp, mandatory 2 hours of no power, after that I'll play lean of legends if you still want to Kyaatill
wait why didn't it work before
Wat
Please explain skully
It's a ! matter
ohhh p!
Mandatory 2 hours with no power?
the other one was !p
Also, I'm not done yet
Yes
Explain
cant understand
p! warn @devout patio stop with that fucking skin fruit 
@devout patio has been warned.
But do you want to
idk i didnt understand
I would just eat the train
mmmmhh i love skin fruit
Im simply built different
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i'm built inside your walls
Do you have me blocked falco
i would stop the train by punching it (i am the strongest man alive real)
No, I don't have DM's open, that's all
I can open it just for you
I shall publicly offer my peace
Does this bathroom look familiar
Its a gift for you ❤️
wtf
Before you say anything, its taxidermy
As funny as it would be, i did not rip a deers head off and put it in falcos bathroom
I stuffed it first
He can take it out of the toilet and hang it ❤️
@grizzled meadow what will you do with your gift
Ok so basically it's about teleportation involving matter afaik and basically: Does the teleporter disintegrate you and send a copy of you at the destination
i will not, fuck those mfs
But is it really a copy?
Or is it yourself?
Nobody knoooows
Falco answer to my gift or i send skin fruit to your mailbox
We are waiting @grizzled meadow
yea
is that how teleportation works though?
Stop it... 
if so, how would the device preserve everything about you while teleporting you?
i think if a teleportation device were to be made, it would send your entire matter to another location instead of disintegrating you and then rebuilding you in another place
wtf
Its time for your bath @grizzled meadow
It's repost day or what? 
Its harass falco day
Don't try me 



