🎪bruh-fart

[devout patio]

I may be retardeed but im mentally strong

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[devout patio]

The memes keep@me awake

I dont need help

I need to stay awake twenty more minutes

[placid sail]

you may as well go to sleep now, you don't have to shift minute to minute the first day?

[devout patio]

Wat?

What does that even mean

[placid sail]

If your target time is 6:00 am, you can just go to sleep at 5:30 the first day and 6:00 the second one

[devout patio]

No

I will stay up

I work 7pm to 6am

I will stay up the entire tome

My original goal was worse

I was going to sleep at 8am

But i gave up on that at around 1am

[placid sail]

jerma is drinking soda on tasting stream and suddenly exclaims that there's 76 grams of sugar in that bottle

how are you americans alive doing this shit

[devout patio]

I drink zero sugar zero calorie energy drinks

3 cups of coffee equivalent, zero sugar zero cories

Calorees

[placid sail]

well, at least you'll die of anything but diabetes

[stone blade]

hello

hi

da

[devout patio]

Retsard

Retard

RetDf

Retdfdd

Reettdsss

Dffdd

[placid sail]

zdravstvuy tark ivanowski

[devout patio]

Refftard

[placid sail]

we have a self-torturing american here

[devout patio]

Reeeeerrreeeeeeerrrrrr

[stone blade]

Da

💗

[devout patio]

Thirdeen mkinte

Slava ikkraini

Imalsmotsthe

Re

[placid sail]

you've been saying "thirty minutes" for quite some time already

[devout patio]

Thirdeen

Ontree

Twelf

Minit

[placid sail]

ah, it's thirteen

[devout patio]

Monolit

Za monolit

[placid sail]

oh god, the brain is fully cooked

[devout patio]

THE ROCK

I WILL LICK THE ROCK

[placid sail]

he's a duty enjoyer now

[devout patio]

ZA MONOLIT

MÖNÖLÏT

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[devout patio]

Rock time

[placid sail]

want to one up your torture?

[devout patio]

Eleben init

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleepy-head-ikea-bed-bedtime-gif-16576805

[devout patio]

Reeeeeeeeeee

Tin

Minutis

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleep-time-good-night-bedtime-gif-15916910

[devout patio]

Monolit

Fuck you bzllk

[placid sail]

[devout patio]

Retarded way of saying black

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[devout patio]

Im gunna fuckin make it

Brief moment before full beaij fru

Rhrhrhhrhrhrhrrhhrhrhrhr

Wjwiwkkkkwkwk

7777777777777777

@stone blade 7777777777777777777777777

Seven hundred and seventy seven billion seven hundred and seventy seven million seven hundred and seventy seven thousand seven hundred and seventy seven

I remember things in havent before

3r grade

[placid sail]

your life is flashing before your eyes

[devout patio]

I fying

Kiel

[placid sail]

indeed

[ashen yacht]

Uh

What the fuck

[devout patio]

Hello

I am lenus

I have been awake since 9am hesterday

I start night shift monday

[placid sail]

we have a live stream of brain decomposing

[devout patio]

Need to fix sleep skedule

Almost there

Eight ninit

I am strong

[ashen yacht]

Actual monkey

[devout patio]

Many caffeine

I am asian

I am not monkey i am riceboy

Bzzlk has seen me evolve

I have beckme one with the zone

I am the zone and the zone is me

Za monolit

@ashen yacht you cant run from me

Six minit

And i am free

I will roam the earth

And devour all

The zone will grow

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-gif-24453305

[devout patio]

Youre first bzllk

Looknoutside

[placid sail]

oh shit

[devout patio]

I an here

Five minits

You xannot hide

You cnanot run

[placid sail]

I peeked very fast, you were there, but you were typing

[devout patio]

You shall merge with us

i can smell@the fear

[placid sail]

I don't want to be a part of american psycho methhead

[devout patio]

Nvm thats my brain

I smell burnt toast

Stroke time

Four monits

Threeeeeeee

3333333333333333333333333

Im going to fall when iget out of my chair

And sleep on the flor

Flör

[placid sail]

before going to sleep, check your room for any unextinguished cigs or meth pipes, close doors, taps, turn off any fire going etc

[devout patio]

Comfy carpet

Doors locked

Oven is off

[placid sail]

instead of shouting for three minutes like a retard

[devout patio]

I think

I think i turned my oven off

My fire alarms would be going off

[placid sail]

go check everything, you'll also relax for the sleep that way

[devout patio]

Twooooooooooooooooo

Minits

I swear to fuck if anyone pings me after two minits im driving to your house and shitting in your mailbox

[placid sail]

turn off your phone and computer your dum dum

[devout patio]

I will find you and shit in your mailbox and on yourfoorstep

Cant turn off phone

Girl call me when she get off work

Also alarm

Alam

Alalalaalaalalalalalala

[placid sail]

[devout patio]

Weeeeeeeewoooooo

Weeeeeewoooo

Sickysecond

Wedeeedi

[placid sail]

you are monkey indeed

[devout patio]

T

Wedeedit

Thankubzllk

[placid sail]

I've just got a message

sleeping is no longer allowed

[devout patio]

Formeepingmeawakin

[placid sail]

it's illegal

you can't sleep now, sorry

[devout patio]

I dont pay taxes

[placid sail]

FBI don't give a shit

that's different

[devout patio]

FUCKING

Made it

[placid sail]

🥳

have a good sleep, you damn lunatic

[devout patio]

Fuckckckc

Sun rising

Good thing blacoutcurtain

Birds chirping

@placid sail

Kill the birds please

[placid sail]

dude, put away your phone, you're disturbing your sleep

[devout patio]

Birds

Jill the birds

Children too

Fuck you for making me walj around ny apartment

It woke me up a bit

[placid sail]

relax and lay in bed without a phone

just let sleep happen

do not check the fucking clock

[devout patio]

Clocc

[placid sail]

if you can't fall asleep for ~half an hour, get up and do something boring and relaxing for half an hour, then try again

[devout patio]

No

I will lay

Until darkness

No getting yp

[placid sail]

well then fucking lay! don't sit in discord you fool!

[devout patio]

I am laying

Multites

Retard

Retared

Retared

Tersfrd

Gggggggghhhhhhhhhhgggg

[upbeat bobcat]

[sturdy otter]

yeah i kind of can see the crying cat

[zenith grove]

the reflection on the headlights

[placid sail]

"pwease... c-could you... bu... buy me starts sobbing"

[grizzled meadow]

By the way

[glad kelp]

Yes?

[grizzled meadow]

I made this

[glad kelp]

Good that i don't use it often

Then i won't have to pay taxes

[grizzled meadow]

[glad kelp]

Tax fraud

( ˙꒳​˙ )

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

mods discovering they can add emojis was a huge step forward in shitposting industry

[grizzled meadow]

You don't even imagine how

I didn't even know I could do it

AND NOW I MADE THIS

Grok used this one, it's here to stay

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/MVxwis038wY

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-surprise-welcome-palpatine-gif-11805998

[grizzled meadow]

That's a 10

[placid sail]

is that emoji intentionally scuffed

[grizzled meadow]

?

Yeah I think so, the original pic is like that

[real tinsel]

heheh

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade you didn't say anything about

[placid sail]

one of the reasons I've enjoyed dorohedoro is abundance of dumplings in the plot

[stone blade]

WHOOOOOO

[stone blade]

shut it!!!

thanks

💗

[stone blade]

zoomed

[placid sail]

[real tinsel]

man some server got hacked and i've been getting dick pic spams from there

weirdest dick i've ever seen though

looked like something like this

[real tinsel]

ah, so i was the snail all this time

[glad kelp]

Lmao

rip the snail out

[glad kelp]

Basic discord moderator moment

[real tinsel]

nah more like reddit mods

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

discord mod stereotype is pedo

reddit mod stereotype is white knight

get your stereotypes right

[grizzled meadow]

Discord mod stereotype is "you can't have fun"

[heady crow]

Dont you dare drag falco into this

He is to be cherished

[real tinsel]

that's just all mod stereotype

[glad kelp]

I didn't mean them

Just the stereotype

[placid sail]

that has to be a fake post though

[glad kelp]

And the mods here are not that stereotype

[placid sail]

noone is that dense

right?

[grizzled meadow]

People wear fedoras unironically

[real tinsel]

oh my sweet summer child

[grizzled meadow]

You have your answer

[glad kelp]

SADLY

[grizzled meadow]

And that's a shame because internet literally ruined that type of hat

[placid sail]

fedora is the least concerning thing there tbh

[real tinsel]

i have a cowboy hat does that make me a white knight

[grizzled meadow]

It is actually

That's the meme

[glad kelp]

The meme is

Not the fedora

[grizzled meadow]

He have the fedora = like lol why is he even talking

[real tinsel]

never liked it anyway

best hat is cowboy hat

[placid sail]

I have a sombrerro and some Renaissance-ass hat with a feather, left and forgotten by my ex

can I be a mod now

[real tinsel]

you win the cool hat uh

kubok

what was kubok in english

[heady crow]

Pics of the renaissance ass hat?

[grizzled meadow]

Cup

[heady crow]

Also need to post pics of me with a beret when i eventually get drafted

[glad kelp]

Kubek on polish

[real tinsel]

IN polish

[glad kelp]

Da

( ˙꒳​˙ )

[real tinsel]

need to get a pic with my cowboy hat before deleting my mustache

[glad kelp]

Muchacho

[grizzled meadow]

Me, being okay_cat for a day: ummm stop the reaction spam plese?

I even put the reaction myself, I love them

[real tinsel]

reactions are the best part of discord

[glad kelp]

Yes

[real tinsel]

facebookcels have only like 5 corporate reacts while we get to have 250 reacts

and they're custom

[placid sail]

bitch you think I'm playing

now that I'm thinking about it, almost any person that've been in my life and departed it has left me some sort of a hat

which is fine, I like hats

departing part, not so much

[glad kelp]

How about they take that departing hat with em

Since their departing anyways

( ˙꒳​˙ )

[placid sail]

no no, don't take them

they have nostalgic value to me

[real tinsel]

bz11k neck reveal

[placid sail]

it's a shame we've departed, but it was fun while it lasted

[placid sail]

bruno saw me whole hog

you may start to feel jealous now

[glad kelp]

Bz11k shoulder, neck, wall and chair reveal

Sadly no gaming chair

[placid sail]

gaming chairs are a fucking scam safe for very few good models

[glad kelp]

Their there to make money i think

[placid sail]

also, this chair is about to crumble into dust soon, send new chair pls

[glad kelp]

I hab chair

[real tinsel]

put a pillow on your chair and boom, gaming chair

[glad kelp]

Lmao

Perfect improvised scaled and puffered gaming chair

[real tinsel]

my chair is from wood

i have the strongest ass of brainfart

[glad kelp]

Mine's metal

[real tinsel]

the whole thing?

[glad kelp]

Da

[placid sail]

also, most of the gaming chairs are made of artificial leather which, as the real leather does, makes your ass, back and thighs swampy sweaty city

[real tinsel]

what the fuck how does that not hurt your ass

[glad kelp]

No idea

[placid sail]

fabric is much better in that regard

[placid sail]

I've had that setting for too much, my back is broken already

[real tinsel]

i never had it

my ass is strong as it is

[glad kelp]

My ass is

Uhm

We do not talk about it

[placid sail]

because crystal's cheeks keep alerting the guards with the clapping

[real tinsel]

how do you think i countered my ex's fingering attempts?

strong ass muscles

[glad kelp]

Pff

[placid sail]

you grab her hand with your ass cheeks and

SUPLEX

[real tinsel]

i eat her hand with my asshole

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-daniel-bryan-wwe-survivor-series-gif-13000947

[glad kelp]

That's two in a row

[placid sail]

MY ASS IS OFF LIMITS YOU SLUT

[glad kelp]

Lmao

You're on mate

[real tinsel]

oh shit epic games is doing another mystery game

man i can't buy arkham origins because steam still doesn't accept webmoney

[grizzled meadow]

And they will give Prey again for like the fourth time

[real tinsel]

no they gave prey this time, i don't think they'd give the same thing back to back

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-prey-gif-22285684

[grizzled meadow]

Let me get it then

Great game btw

Go play it

[real tinsel]

my pc says no

[grizzled meadow]

It's not that heavy

[real tinsel]

oh yeah just checked

i must have mistaken it for another game

[placid sail]

on a scale of zero to ten, how scizo paranoid would you describe my unwillingness to have any dealings with epic games store

[real tinsel]

come on i'm a schizo and even i'm not paranoid of epic games

what are they gonna do

[grizzled meadow]

I'm just in for the free games although I buyed something on there

[placid sail]

yeah, well, because you're paranoid of everything BUT actually shady stuff

[real tinsel]

[grizzled meadow]

And I already have it, of course, thank you Epic Games

[grizzled meadow]

Honestly

Corporates and shit already have my informations

I don't care about Epic Games getting them as well

As long as my shit is private and I'm socially okay and my money is in the right place

I'm good

It's literally impossible be invisible

You can put a patch on something, don't use specific things but at the end of the day you're controlled anyway

[real tinsel]

falco is woke

[grizzled meadow]

And I honestly don't even care that they know what kind of porn I masturbate to, like I said, as long as it's private, it's okay

[glad kelp]

Buyd*

[real tinsel]

if you have google in your phone and google chrome in your pc they already have like a little near 100% of your shit

[glad kelp]

Yep..

[grizzled meadow]

I'd say "bought" if you really want to correct me

[glad kelp]

XD

[placid sail]

the thing is, it's the chinese (pardon my possible racist angle but that's the guys with literal concentration camps and civilian disappearing over a single bad comment, so yeah nah), they don't care about the "acceptable" amount of little trolling with your personal data, they may be doing much more than that

[real tinsel]

yes i don't care if corporate fucks know what i masturbate to. If it was friends or co-workers then that'd be alarming

or family members

[grizzled meadow]

See?

[glad kelp]

Even i did that mistake

[real tinsel]

if my parents knew what i masturbate to they'd disown me

[grizzled meadow]

Because at the end of the day that's the most important thing: privacy AND social credits (without bringing the China meme )

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSmVtvE3EDY

[glad kelp]

It's a fart

( ˙꒳​˙ )

[placid sail]

goddamit

it seems that I have to go and impersonate a photograph on some sort of press-conference

[glad kelp]

Oh?

How come?

[placid sail]

I thought I've been working in remote marketing, not fucking intelligence agency

[placid sail]

yeah I'm waiting for the info on that

it was just a teaser yet "get ready bitch you're going to the press-conference now"

[glad kelp]

Jesus

[real tinsel]

secret agent bz11k

ruski shpion

[placid sail]

screeches at the sight of people and skitters under the table

oh

[real tinsel]

can i join you under the table

[placid sail]

maybe I can bring my renaissance-ass hat

[glad kelp]

Oh no

[placid sail]

nothing to see here, it's just me, photographermans

with my feathered ass hat

it's a common thing in our profession you know

[glad kelp]

Lmao

God i have this phase where i don't know what to do

[placid sail]

sit in the middle of the room doing nothing for 5-10 mins

[real tinsel]

but then the voices get louder

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

no, really, try it

[placid sail]

not you

[real tinsel]

pf

okay

[glad kelp]

I sometimes wish the zone was real smh

[placid sail]

no sitting in the middle of the room until you finish your lunch wall, young man

[heady crow]

But where is the good looking russian hobo that i know? :(

[glad kelp]

Like the mutants

The anomalies

And the radiation effects

[placid sail]

he's a pain in the ass

[real tinsel]

i doubt that

[glad kelp]

Why?

[placid sail]

nooooo you dooon't~

[real tinsel]

you'd shit yourself at the sight of a uh

those gas masked things

[placid sail]

because it is hell on earth~

[glad kelp]

I wanna see one

I wanna live in danger

In horror

[real tinsel]

that's just unnecessarily cocky

[glad kelp]

Yes

It is

[real tinsel]

if you want something like that so much go join the army

[grizzled meadow]

[real tinsel]

okay italian man

[placid sail]

any sort of warscape in an enormous toll on both body and mind, and only the most broken ones enjoy it, not like cool edgy raidens, but legitimately broken people who wouldn't even be able to integrate back into society

[real tinsel]

what are you gonna do, throw pizza blades at them?

[glad kelp]

AHAHAHA no

[glad kelp]

I mean true

But tbh I'd be ready

[real tinsel]

damn

[glad kelp]

Don't test me ( ˙꒳​˙ )

I mean I'd even consider being trapped in the backrooms kinda awesome

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie i'd like that too

[glad kelp]

See?

[real tinsel]

under only ONE CONDITION that i'll be all alone

entire backrooms but with me in it only

[glad kelp]

Most levels may grant you that

[real tinsel]

no fucking monsters

[glad kelp]

Oh

[placid sail]

lol you closed space fetishist

[glad kelp]

Well you can try building shelter

[real tinsel]

pssht

[glad kelp]

Or just kill every monster in 1km radius

Which is almost impossible without any weaponry

Their fast and deadly

[real tinsel]

i'm not close space fetishist i just like the idea of being completely alone because i'm deeply afraid of intimate connections while desperately wanting to have one

[glad kelp]

Aw

[heady crow]

That got deep pretty quick

[glad kelp]

A bit sentimental isn't it?

[real tinsel]

ye

[glad kelp]

I have two sides:
Empathy
And apathy

[placid sail]

same dude

[glad kelp]

Rip

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790583051201282058/975408412500308079/double_eat.webm

[heady crow]

Twice the mouths twice the uuh

Idk calories

[glad kelp]

Ammount

Of calories consumed

[placid sail]

I have two sides too

[real tinsel]

mouth, penis mouth

[placid sail]

eskimo side and ice-cream sandwich side

[heady crow]

I have two sides
Online im a princess
Offline im a finnish nationalist

[real tinsel]

you're my princess

[heady crow]

Or well that doesent really work since my current pfp

Online im a finnish nationalist and offline im a princess

[glad kelp]

I dom't see much differemce because i can just dress warmer

[heady crow]

Ah making me blush again khaa

[real tinsel]

ohh that's what he meant

i honestly don't know what i thought he meant but i didn't think for a moment it was clothes

[heady crow]

Anyways heres a reindeer i got to pet a few years ago

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[glad kelp]

Cute

[heady crow]

I still dont get what he meant

[real tinsel]

very handsome boy what did you name him

[heady crow]

Petteri

[glad kelp]

I would name him rudolf

[real tinsel]

a very nice name for a very good boy

[heady crow]

Well rudolf the red nosed reindeer is Petteri punakuono in finnish

[glad kelp]

Pfffff

[placid sail]

I didn't mean clothes

it's an ice cream come on

you never has eskimo?

[real tinsel]

oh my god i remember

[heady crow]

Im not a cannibal

[glad kelp]

Eskimos arent cannibals

[real tinsel]

they used to sell them when i was 10 or something

[glad kelp]

Or are they?

[real tinsel]

but not anymore

[heady crow]

Idk but eating one would make you a cannibal

[glad kelp]

Pog

[placid sail]

you damn barbarians

[heady crow]

Time to go on hunt for the next best thing aka one of the sami people

[glad kelp]

Wait so would eating an bloodsucker also put a hefty toll onto your body?

[real tinsel]

the ones they sold here were skinny but long rather than short and fat

[heady crow]

I mean thats decent

But ice cream sandwich is peak

[real tinsel]

YEES

[glad kelp]

Bro what about the watahmelon icecrem

[real tinsel]

i used to literally suck these and my friends would look at me weird

[real tinsel]

i was like 8 years old how am i supposed to know about secks

[placid sail]

nice

[real tinsel]

all my friends knew though, apparently

[placid sail]

very nice

[glad kelp]

BRO I DIDNT KNOW EITHER BEFORE

And they were like "he is having s*x" like bro i don't even know what the fuck that was until i was MAYBE 13

[real tinsel]

same

i learned what sex is at 13 when i moved to baku

[placid sail]

the thing I was describing is an actual ice cream sold here

[heady crow]

You guys asf?

[glad kelp]

MAXIBON

[real tinsel]

oh shit

that's a cool icecream

[placid sail]

yup

[real tinsel]

me guys asf

[glad kelp]

Reminds me of some shit called "maxi king"

[glad kelp]

Da, i am

[placid sail]

||I dislike the eskimo part, it's a little sacrifice in order to have a tasty ice cream sandwich||

[glad kelp]

Man then it would be just a sandwich

If it weren't to be there

[placid sail]

well I want just a sandwich

[heady crow]

^

[glad kelp]

Then eat one

( ˙꒳​˙ )

[placid sail]

but the problem is, they weren't ever sold here separately until very recently

[real tinsel]

there was also something called сосулька i think which was a long ice stick with certain fruit tastes, did you guys have that too @placid sail

[glad kelp]

I see

[heady crow]

Ice cream sandwiches are the peak in terms of cost value and taste

[stone blade]

da

[placid sail]

of course, I love фруктовый лед

[real tinsel]

ah so that's what they're called

last year while i was going back from my ex's house i entered a random small market and found that they sell them there

bought like 30 of them

[heady crow]

Khaa preparing for the end of the world. Ice cream is all he needs

[placid sail]

also some time ago they've started to sell a dope ass ice cream with vanilla ice cream inside and layer of banana jelly on the outside

it is super cool

[heady crow]

OHHH THOSE ONES

Ive seen them in greece several times

Never really like them tho

[real tinsel]

when the world actually ends they'll be begging me for a crumb of icecream, then i'll laugh at them while sucking my icecream like an animal

[placid sail]

then I'll laugh at them while sobbing sneakily, since the end of the world killed the electricity and the whole stock of ice cream with it

[real tinsel]

nooo

my icceream

noooooooooooooo

[placid sail]

you should make a vintage cellar which can provide cold environment without electricity then

you probably should start right now

[real tinsel]

my grandma's mom had one of those

[placid sail]

take a showel and go to your backyard

[real tinsel]

gonna steal hers

she's dead anyway

[heady crow]

We have one

[real tinsel]

i'll steal yours then

shouldn't have brought it up

[placid sail]

khaaytil, the cellar thief

[heady crow]

Will be a hard objective to achieve but ill congratulate you when you do do it

[real tinsel]

all you have are muscles

[grizzled meadow]

khaaytil will actually be this is mine

[real tinsel]

and bullet penetrates muscles

[heady crow]

Id gladly be shot if it was by khaa

[real tinsel]

aww you know how to get me wet

[heady crow]

:3 :3

[placid sail]

I've bought myself some beer in a craft bar on our way to usual hookah place

I've chosen the cheapest one, and it turned out be some disgusting brown matter with a taste of very spicy fermented tomato

top 10 anime betrayals

[grizzled meadow]

Me and @real tinsel will marry with this song

@real tinsel when he thinks of me (he's in love)

[heady crow]

Your first mistake was buying from a craft beer place and the second one was buying the cheapest one

I thought you russians entirely sustain on a diet that consists of sausage and vodka

[placid sail]

come on man, some craft beer is actually nice

especially in light of the fact that mass-produced beer here is mostly ass piss

[heady crow]

Ill take your word for it since im not even legally allowed to go to one

[placid sail]

looks around carefully I don't... really enjoy vodka, only when I have to

[heady crow]

I uuh

Are you sure you are of russian descent?

Maybe adopted?

[placid sail]

I prefer rum and gin if we talk about the hard stuff

[placid sail]

yeah that's how I lived most of the time

I can't even find russian meme for my russian friend, you see

[heady crow]

Mhm havent tasted both all that much. Only a couple of swigs from my friends taskumatti. I do like bourbon tho

[placid sail]

taskumatti?

is that a rabbit?

PERKELEEEEEE

[heady crow]

Pocket flask

Hip flask

[placid sail]

oh, nice

[heady crow]

Would be a few translations

[placid sail]

used to have a little flask when I was still in school

[placid sail]

yup, like that

[heady crow]

Yessir

Been thinking of ordering one from a black metal bands merch site with their logo etched onto it

But kinda edgy

[placid sail]

damn, getting drunk on the sweet fresh air in the forest must be nice

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

my ex-friend used to spend almost every summer in Finnland, fishing and getting smashed by beer in the boat

[heady crow]

It really is nice. I love hiking and im glad there are so many good trails and parks here

[heady crow]

If you come here well do that for sure

[placid sail]

not a fan of fishing tbh

but cruising on a boat on a million of lakes sounds nice

[real tinsel]

we're gonna marry to a bunch of songs mixed in together

[heady crow]

Its not about the fishing itself but the company, the peace, the surrounding nature

The uuh

Vast amounts of alcohol

[real tinsel]

that includes:

• the entire metal gear revengeance soundtrack
• bury the light
• this song mads mikkelsen dances to
• that hero song from shrek 2

the list will expand as time goes

[placid sail]

the edgiest marriage in existence

[real tinsel]

that's your jealousy talking

[placid sail]

yo you promised what a thrill moment for your marriage you slut

[grizzled meadow]

Now we need to fuck like yesterday

[placid sail]

you forgot?

[real tinsel]

that's the finale

[placid sail]

thank god

almost ruined

[real tinsel]

how about we fuck while the songs are playing

everyone's just dancing while we're in a cage in the middle of the room, just tickling each other's balls

[ashen yacht]

[placid sail]

falco just standing there in a suit, quietly moderating gamma from his phone, while you slowly climb the gigantic ladder with the song blasting

[real tinsel]

duu dum

[placid sail]

you're such a slut man

[real tinsel]

what a thriilll

[real tinsel]

yes i'm a slut for falco's italian pizzepis

[placid sail]

you gotta remember that italians are very traditional folks

contain yourself at least before arriving to your marriage bed

[real tinsel]

they'll forget their traditions when they see my magnificent cock

dangling from my hip while i climb the what a thrill ladder

[grizzled meadow]

That's true

[real tinsel]

baltika 9 is good

our mass produced beer is the real shit

there's one called efsane and it's literally just sewage water

[placid sail]

well, if it is produced right at your place, sure

[real tinsel]

happens to be my ex's favorite beer too

[placid sail]

efes or whatever is it called is kinda shit in our parts

because it's a turkish beer

[real tinsel]

same here

people here like efes though

baltika is the only decent beer here

[placid sail]

but when I've tried it in Turkey, it was surprisingly not bad

[real tinsel]

even baltika 7 tastes good

it has little to no alcohol in it though

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RszqXEkMvo8

[placid sail]

tbh I don't remember last time I've drank any baltika

should try, to figure out if you're deranged or I'm missing out

[real tinsel]

i am deranged

[placid sail]

because I think it's a below average type of beer here, but who knows

[real tinsel]

but you're missing out too

[placid sail]

@upbeat bobcat mayo do you drink efes

[upbeat bobcat]

If it's cheap

I can't drink alcohol due to being expensive

[real tinsel]

bz11k won't be able to as well in a few months

[upbeat bobcat]

isn't vodka cheaper than water?

Like beer is cheaper than water in Germany

[placid sail]

aye, fair enough, I scream inside every time my rich friend take me to another needleslly expensive bar

[upbeat bobcat]

That sucks yea

[placid sail]

I can get smashed by shitty cocktails and beer but nnoooo, we have sophisticated tastes

[real tinsel]

i don't drink to get smashed

i drink because they taste good

which is why i don't drink vodka and white wine aka horse piss

[placid sail]

I drink exclusively for getting drunk slightly or not so slightly

even when the cocktail is really good, it's still not as good as drinking, you know, coke? or tea?

[ashen yacht]

depends on the cocktail

[real tinsel]

no some of them are actually good

i prefer red wine over coke

though tea has a very special place in my heart, i won't prefer anything over it

[placid sail]

I still remember the time when I was in Croatia in a summer camp, where we went to a bar 3 km away every night because what else young people are gonna do in a summer camp

and I've tried a cocktail there called zombie, long drink that tastes like nothing but some fruity juice

[real tinsel]

i've heard of zombie i think

[placid sail]

I've drank it quickly and was like huh, are you sure it's an alcohol? and then I stood up from my seat, we were going somewhere, and almost fucking fell from the stairs

very sneaky bastard

hehe, it was fun

when we were going back to the camp, we were strolling along the shore line by the road, and there were these lighting posts with a mechanism which turned off electricity if kinetic force is applied (Croatia is apparently very prone to hurricanes)

and one of my friends is like "do you know that you can just kick them and they'll turn off"

he accelerates to nearest post, jumps up, leg kicked forward

and flies past the post in a fucking bush

that was so fucking funny back then

[real tinsel]

man you have some good friends

literally 90% of my friends only talked about politics and sex while getting shitfaced

probably explains why i don't like making friends here

[placid sail]

yeah it happens too, people are different

[real tinsel]

not too different here

[placid sail]

the secret is to find a group of nerds similar to you

[real tinsel]

yeah but all they talk about is games

literally just keep babbling about dota and path of exile and shit

[placid sail]

normies are usually to caught up with their boring as adult reality to speak of anything but their job, credits they've taken, material shit, people they've shagged and so on

that's why I prefer the company of weirdos, counterculture folks, artists, well, you know, all these scumbags

they're actually fun to talk to, and they don't really care if you're something

well, usually

[placid sail]

well, find some nerds to your taste, they're not all gamers

[real tinsel]

hopefully i'll meet the type of people you're speaking of

[placid sail]

make your own circle of azeri scizos!

[real tinsel]

i did as a matter of fact find an azeri schizo but all he talked about was sex too

however he also talked about birds and worms which is new at least

[placid sail]

they only problem is that, yes, indeed you're not going to meet any new people if you're not contacting the people at all

but you can just hook up with some people online and eventually meet them in the touching the grass area when you feel like it

[placid sail]

you guys are horny

[real tinsel]

i swear

you can't talk to a woman here without having at least one mutual friend with her because she's gonna start thinking you want to fuck her

[glad kelp]

That's literally my gf

Jkjk

[real tinsel]

didn't you have a bf

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452649288435236864/975304019155251230/Master-chef.mp4

[gloomy roost]

Well it is a shared account

[glad kelp]

Their pan and um

Smth else

I'm retarded

[ashen yacht]

Yes.

[glad kelp]

Non-binary

There we go

Just like me

[real tinsel]

so he is your bf and your gf

[glad kelp]

Da

[real tinsel]

you need new terms

binaryfriend

[glad kelp]

And i am their bf/gf too
So i just refer them as "my partner" or "my bae"

Which makes it ominous but simple

[placid sail]

BFG

https://youtu.be/o6y6chb0Qq8

REAP AND TEAR UNTIL YOU ARE LOVED

[glad kelp]

Yes their my BFG

XD

[real tinsel]

all right it's bfg from now on

new official term for binary partner

[glad kelp]

It's officially BFG

[real tinsel]

RIP

[ashen yacht]

[real tinsel]

this song makes me wanna go take a shower

[glad kelp]

PFF

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-crucible-gif-20452916

[glad kelp]

That song makes me wanna plau doom againg though

[placid sail]

that's... unusual reaction

https://tenor.com/view/doom-hello-chat-doom-eternal-gif-22638125

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-gif-22139058

[glad kelp]

It's like their following the gaze of a ghost

[real tinsel]

i've been avoiding subnautica for a while because i'm TERRIFIED of the deepsea but after playing for a while i'm glad i gave it a chance

really good game, deserves all the attention it's getting, maybe even more

[glad kelp]

I'm not that glad i gave doom a chance bcs after that i playd doom eternal and it still felt like all the same game over again

[real tinsel]

it's kinda the same though

eternal is just faster

[glad kelp]

Yeap

[glad kelp]

And they say it's good ._.

Yeah maybe you should have playd the other parts of doom before

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

it is good

[glad kelp]

It is good yes

[glad kelp]

Michael

[placid sail]

it's your birthday today

[glad kelp]

Wait what

[placid sail]

Cake and ice cream is on its way~

[glad kelp]

Cool

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/vdVnnMOTe3Q

[grizzled meadow]

That's me alright

[heady crow]

the soft spoken italian chad

sir yessir

[ashen yacht]

That's why hoes have pimps

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[devout patio]

I will fuck the chinese

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/975459271238090763/280236724_472556161310049_8905221664833827109_n.mp4

[glad kelp]

Bro

IMAGINE wearing a haptic suit while playing actual FALLOUT 4

Like dude that must hurrrt ;w;

Then getting swiped by a death claw

Nope

Nope

Nope

[real tinsel]

i bought fallout 4 for the sole reason of playing f4nv

which i thought was going to be released in 2022

[real tinsel]

i bought beer time to make piss

@placid sail there's a baltika 12 now

taste test time

[placid sail]

baltika 4K

[real tinsel]

what the hell is плотность

oh shit this beer has been touched by a lot of hands

so many fingerprints

[placid sail]

density

don't what it has to do with beer though

[real tinsel]

what's that

[real tinsel]

oh

it's strong wow

never thought beer can be this strong

[placid sail]

what %?

[real tinsel]

only 10

guess it felt strong because i'm not an alkash

time to fix that

[heady crow]

ah 10%

strongest beer ive drank was 9%

had the same name as a finnish black metal band too xd

[real tinsel]

strongest i've drank was 7.5

does 2.5% make this much difference?

[heady crow]

not really but it depends on the type of beer too

[real tinsel]

holy shit my head is spinning already

i hope this beer isn't poisoned

[heady crow]

have fun khaa

[real tinsel]

aww thanks

[placid sail]

poisoned donkey piss

[real tinsel]

that's efsane

[heady crow]

talking about having fun and drinking maan i want to get blasted and just play vr chat

a friend always does that when he gets holiday from the military

[real tinsel]

i still can't run vr chat because it requires 950 or something

[heady crow]

min req is a 970

[real tinsel]

ah 970

mine is 750

[heady crow]

750 monkas

god the days when i played games with a mobile gpu which was the equilevant of a 750ti

[real tinsel]

man this is an upgrade for me

my old gpu was gt 620

[heady crow]

620 monkaw

[real tinsel]

the first time i installed this gpu first thing i did was play borderlands 2 in max graphics

before that i played in 800x600 lowest

[heady crow]

its the simple things i guess

[real tinsel]

yes i was happy then

now, not much

[heady crow]

and here i am cursing at my 1060 when i run anything

[heady crow]

yeahh i can see that xd

[real tinsel]

aw man is it that obvious

thought i hid it well

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

with sarcasm and such

[heady crow]

i can just guess from having played with the 750ti

[placid sail]

this sounds like pukecity

[heady crow]

vermintide 2 on lowest graphics and below 1080p reso was a trip

and not a fun one

[real tinsel]

time to play postal 2

[heady crow]

yeah that too

[real tinsel]

gonna have a pacifist run because i'm a good little boy

[placid sail]

it was long after my childhood when I've learned there is another way to beat postal 2 other than being a complete psycho

it puzzled me greatly

[real tinsel]

i don't like incorporating real life into games

i prefer pacifist run

[heady crow]

it was in my childhood when i learned that there is another way to beat postal 2 other than being a complete psycho

aka now

[placid sail]

like I dunno

adding free content in EA game?

like adding any new content in a FIFA game?

or CoD

just puzzling

[placid sail]

apparently it was some sort of joke by developers

[real tinsel]

i actually do almost all my games pacifist if the game allows

[placid sail]

like "you know, it's not our game that is complete murder rampage, you are!"

[real tinsel]

and in rpgs i always choose the best outcome for npcs

maybe i'm not a piece of shit after all

who would've guessed

[heady crow]

a complete psycho in real life and a well functioning member of society in games

quite the opposite to most ppl

[real tinsel]

gonna show this to my kitten after he wakes up

[placid sail]

I enjoyed Undertale a lot, but I could never force myself to do a genocide run

however much new content is there to explore

[real tinsel]

no i'm a cutiepie in real life too

[heady crow]

you sure are khaa :3

[real tinsel]

give me your address and i'll show you :#33

[heady crow]

says the man who is too shy to send me a pic of his shoulders :(

[placid sail]

yeah man, don't talk about him like that, he also bought beer for the captive babushka in his attic!

[real tinsel]

what babushka

oh shit

[heady crow]

wish i was that captive babushka in his attic

[real tinsel]

thanks for the reminder

[heady crow]

also talking about bodies

morning weight is like 86kg rn

the cut is insane i tell you guys

[placid sail]

all the meat and girth that was denied by god to me and khaaytil went to bruno instead

honestly I'm okay with that

[placid sail]

is that loss

[real tinsel]

no loss has four panels

[heady crow]

we can schedule a fat transfer in a dark valley in leningrad if you want

[placid sail]

exactly go draw it properly now

[real tinsel]

pf

[heady crow]

ill just go on a bit of a bulk like i did for like 4 years

[placid sail]

nah I'm good, you may have it

[real tinsel]

there

[heady crow]

is that loss?

[placid sail]

though I really should get back to bodyweight fitness at least

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

I'm getting blown away by gusts of wind now

[heady crow]

gonna go to waste on my body since the plan is to lose it

[heady crow]

i mean calisthenics is really hot stuff

[placid sail]

caliwhat

[real tinsel]

is tequila 50% wtf

i thought it's lower than that

[heady crow]

basically movements you do with your own bodyweight

pushups, pullups etc

[placid sail]

oh, right

[real tinsel]

i do this

[placid sail]

what's the difference with bodyweight fitness then? or it's just synonyms?

[real tinsel]

it is hot stuff

[placid sail]

dude slow down

how'd you turned beer into tequila already

[heady crow]

ye should be the same thing

[heady crow]

chad

no wonder your shoulders are nice then

[real tinsel]

i think bodyweight fitness is just push ups and stuff while calisthenics is more like gymnastics + bodyweight exercise

[placid sail]

oh shit, gymnastics

wooden creak

[real tinsel]

i googled tequila to see its % because i remember that when i drank, it didn't have much effect on me

but this beer had effect on me instantly while being only 10%

[placid sail]

it could have been baltika 7 masterfully disguised as tequila

[real tinsel]

baltika 12

[heady crow]

yeah imagine my fat ass trying to do them

[real tinsel]

i can do gymnastics because i'm stretchy

[placid sail]

your satiety actually influences the speed of intoxication a lot

[real tinsel]

shit

[placid sail]

i.e. if you're hungry, you gonna get drunk fast

[real tinsel]

that explains it

[heady crow]

your hobo like physique could achieve some good progress in that field

[real tinsel]

oh yes it would

[placid sail]

and you're always hungry you silly wall dweller

[real tinsel]

i can put my legs around my head

behind my head

[heady crow]

ah man i used to be able to do that too

when i still played waterpolo

[placid sail]

I am as flexible as a block of concrete

[heady crow]

not sure now tho since i have the flexibility of a 50 yo office worker due to league of legends addiction

[placid sail]

my body was never violated by such trife activities as sports or working out too much

a holy temple of laziness and basic self-destruction 🙏

[real tinsel]

i can ensure you that exercise does not help self-destruction

i exercise and still hate myself

[placid sail]

oh, great

then it's time to get some serious gains

[heady crow]

dont let others ruin your day when you can do it yourself

[real tinsel]

ruin my day? I ruined my life. Beat that

[placid sail]

gets lazy and deserts everything the next day

[heady crow]

im trying to do that rn dont worry

[real tinsel]

i should be alarmed but it sounds hot

[placid sail]

in all seriousness, talking yourself down like that is a great encouragement for self-hatred and self-pity and one of the first things to prohibit on the road of improvement

but oh baby

https://tenor.com/view/cant-stop-wont-stop-dave-chapelle-dance-wiggle-gif-8085179

[real tinsel]

yeah i tried the whole positivity thing while i was with my ex

[placid sail]

nah nah nah.

positivity is complete and utter bullshit

[real tinsel]

if something is fucked up inside your head, it's difficult fixing it with nice words

[placid sail]

you're supposed to adopt goal-oriented realism, optimism is just another silly trap, also not working on us doomers at all

[real tinsel]

yeah but still same thing

[placid sail]

i.e. yes, I'm a fucking mess, but there are ways to improve it long-term , so since I'm not fond of being a mess, I'll be doing just that

[real tinsel]

i "goal-oriented" myself to get a girlfriend, got two, didn't make me happy. "goal-oriented" myself to get a programming job because it's been my dream since i was a kid, i finally got it, didn't make me happy, left it

maybe what you're saying helps people who aren't completely broken. But at this point i'm convinced that i am

because nothing really helps

[placid sail]

well, it still worked, didn't it? you DID get what you wanted, it's just these things didn't actually made you happy

[real tinsel]

yeah but nothing does though

the only thing i haven't tried are drugs and i don't think i'll ever go down that way

[placid sail]

that's a very dangerous rounding of your experience

with all due respect, I can't possibly believe you've tried it all to say "nah nothing fucking matters"

and I do understand the mood, I've been in a place like this numerous times

what's the fucking point? to even wake up in the morning. it's all just the same, no real purpose, no passion, no joy, nothing

but it turns out, it does get better

I still feel like shit sometimes, but now whenever that mood comes, I can firmly say, based on my own experience, "yeah nah man you're bullshitting me, there was a lot of fun stuff that happened and was full of meaning to me, and I'm looking forward to more, however much of a loser and slowpoke I am, I don't care, I still have a shot in having a life worth living for me"

sounds kinda cheesy

[real tinsel]

nah

[placid sail]

well, it's still the truth

at least for me

it used to be much, much more depressing than now

and it used to be much, much worse for you, too, judging by your own words

so why don't have a little hope? it's not like you're losing something by having no hope, right?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/975462713172066396/280741038_745618613112273_1512813044528229977_n.mp4

[real tinsel]

falco and i trading the what a thrill ladder for this

or maybe both if we have the money

[placid sail]

double ladder

will you hold hands while climbing?

[real tinsel]

we need 2 ladders now

[placid sail]

that would be severely retarded and hard but cute