🎪bruh-fart

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[acoustic surge]

is this it

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/universalafrica-mabala-zakwe-sebentin-mIZtuSoAecODJhCBnC

[pale ingot]

kys

[drifting mantle]

Peak

[narrow lotus]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[drifting mantle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/benjammins-gem-alarm-FstbhqbLzlu0OITmS1

[fresh rose]

I was abt to post that

Fuck you lad

[drifting mantle]

Fastest hand in the west

[fresh rose]

You have no hads tin bucket

[acoustic surge]

wait this is on steam LMAO

[fresh rose]

Someone paid 100 bucks to upload that

[acoustic surge]

"Developer:TurboMilfs"

[drifting mantle]

Say that again

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428684505927385098/1492750560640634911/RDT_20260412_0657324673341079469783221.gif

[acoustic surge]

anyway 15 searches later couldnt find any gooner mods for stardew

[drifting mantle]

Go on Nexus Mods
Log in
Show only adult stuff

It's bleak tho

[pale ingot]

this guy isnt searching properly

[acoustic surge]

its on nexus ? daym

[drifting mantle]

Yee

[pale ingot]

this jit doesnt know how to find stardew sex mod

[drifting mantle]

You can turn villagers into milkable cows man

[pale ingot]

even the men?

[drifting mantle]

Especially the men

[acoustic surge]

my powerlevel on questionable mods is real low and after the great purge most are on the run in invisible forums and shit

[acoustic surge]

this is a great start

[dusk raven]

1000 of those are from darkest dungeon

[jade surge]

It's #hopefart time

[drifting mantle]

Buddy... You're in the wrong channel for that one

[drifting mantle]

Cringe

[stone blade]

drip of the cheese so good it made me drip

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[fallow trellis]

is this sdv

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1494244161120112691/RDT_20260416_0952086077570578698561103.jpg?ex=69e1e6d1&is=69e09551&hm=cd25fe8e08fdef5fb812129a687d84fb08dea5490e7e50347b0678e06f28228e&=&format=webp&width=728&height=824

[minor cypress]

Bro just play satisfactory

[drifting mantle]

Not the same vibe

[river zealot]

Does something always happen or does nothing ever happen

[naive bison]

well its a warframe meme

you can do things that dont have duration like blast

@river zealot come watch me play SCP containment breach

a horror game

[fossil swan]

playing peak

lowkirkently i should play some scp sl

[naive bison]

no that game is sloppified

play the real shit

SCP CB was re-released on steam

and heavily bug fixed

it actually runs at fps above what @gusty heron gets on SPT

[drifting mantle]

When?

[dusk raven]

earlier today

[drifting mantle]

I don't believe you, therefore it is original

[naive bison]

lets relax

[minor cypress]

We be scratching the bottom of the barrel matey

[dusk raven]

I WANT TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEED

AND SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[drifting mantle]

I hate these fucking anime mods

[dusk raven]

i never understood people who play with these

[drifting mantle]

Mental illness

[minor cypress]

The cuck mod

[naive bison]

???

[jade surge]

Get hopeposted on buddy

Get joybaited

[fossil swan]

i know i played scp cb aswell

[acoustic surge]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[fossil swan]

i used to rush 106 portals to be able to skip to hcz fast

[minor cypress]

Its gooner stardew mods, its gonna be bleak

[drifting mantle]

Must have traveled back in time

[drifting mantle]

There are funny ones tho

Like all the gimp stuff that turn your animals into weird kinky freaks

[fossil swan]

that shit is epic

aint even medium rare

its alive

[acoustic surge]

You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me

[minor cypress]

Build ze cow milking dungeon

https://tenor.com/view/sanapinkhair-gif-18606305

[acoustic surge]

what a waste of a perfect banan

[storm stream]

me when no gf:

[jade surge]

Blehh

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[dusk raven]

https://tenor.com/view/old-guy-on-plane-gif-2711627329977081615

[drifting mantle]

Best part: because of the sprite difference... Villagers are like 3 meters tall, because they need to fit the sprite size of the animals.
AND they also still do the normal animal sound

[minor cypress]

It is a shame i can't post the gif of the dude plapping a shopvac

[drifting mantle]

Peak comedy

[storm stream]

no thanks

[minor cypress]

I know at least someone here knows the gif

[acoustic surge]

hard cringe but fuck man, muh heart, mi corazon

that dude asking for water, fuck

[minor cypress]

Bro what is this shit

How you gonna sell a 4 pack of locks, missing 2 of the locks, with no keys

[acoustic surge]

that comes from china for a dollar, you think anyone cares ?

[minor cypress]

The magic of discounting

[deft crescent]

Shaking my head and looking confused while reading Ted Kaczynskis book on a bus so ppl know i wouldnt do acts of terrorism

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

they should make one like that about like translucent or the deep

or some other molester

thats a man

[stark gull]

Offer to pay for someone and then your card declines

[river zealot]

You're joking, but there are women out there like that

[naive bison]

wdym

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[vast wren]

hello

[naive bison]

ministerka

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

i hate that woman

[drifting mantle]

Why

[stark gull]

Is that head?

[vast wren]

belly

thats the belly

[dreamy flax]

📚 fistula

a fistula is any type of [necrotic] hole from [one thing] to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more [disgusting] than the last.

Jesus, [that guy] had a fistula so bad, that [whenever] he tried to [have sex], he shat out his dick.

[narrow lotus]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

[vast wren]

necrotic hole?

what the fuck does that mean

[stark gull]

Dead ass fucking

[sleek cape]

like a rust hole in the floor of a shitty car but for meat

[vast wren]

jesus christ

[solar breach]

Necrotic flesh puddle

[vast wren]

I wish I never asked

[drifting mantle]

Dead pussy

[unborn geode]

I'm back, I apologize for violating the rules on the server.

[vast wren]

stop it

jesus christ

this is one of the only kinks I can't stomach hearing

[unborn geode]

@naive bison Did you play a role in Django Uncained?

[river zealot]

They dont heal up btw

Like they just stay like that

It needs surgical treatment to make it heal

[vast wren]

oh god

just stop

[river zealot]

Necrotic means dead flesh

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1494158675986612295/pragmata.mp4?ex=69e19734&is=69e045b4&hm=3e36151940faa37781b146624dd9de331a7ff1438928a4a7ac1a7817414a2405&

[vast wren]

I got that

[fresh rose]

we banned people for less

[vast wren]

what the fuck

stop going back to it

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

THE CLANKER SAID THE THING

THE THINGGGG

[naive bison]

they actually based the character that Samuel L. Jackson plays on me

[naive bison]

is that sth you have or what

[river zealot]

Usually fistulas create an abccess thats very painful

Until it burts, then its just there

[drifting mantle]

On your knees... Animal...

[unborn geode]

I thought you were the German dentist who talks to black slaves

[vast wren]

dude

[naive bison]

no i would never do that

[river zealot]

He thinks they are beneath him

[vast wren]

merde, ce mec

[river zealot]

What youre gonna have when im done with you

[stark gull]

Kinks? Corpse fuckers must be stoned to death

[naive bison]

MOOOOOOOOODSA

[river zealot]

Do you know what a hernia is?

[vast wren]

I wont kink shame as much as I want

I have fucked up kinks myself aye, if I were to judge kinks, I'd be a hypocrite

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus look up hernia on xela

[stark gull]

Weak aura

Adopt "My kinks are objectively better" mindset

[vast wren]

a strong aura is usually that aura of stench with flies around it, no thanks

[naive bison]

whats with you and fucked up medical conditions

@narrow lotus ask xela to generate an image of @river zealot as a hotdog

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/internally-screaming-house-md-hugh-laurie-gregory-house-screaming-internally-gif-4594102366283474824

[naive bison]

i think that would be way cooler than looking up what a hernia is

[naive bison]

no way

[vast wren]

vicodin

[river zealot]

Give me the sex bot give me the sex bot

[unborn geode]

@naive bison Iran will win, war to Israel 🇮🇱

[vast wren]

if it hated you for it, it would reverse flush everytime you shit, launch that shit back at you

rather it craved for it like food

[quaint ore]

woe, 10 trillion GBU-12s be upon ye

[drifting mantle]

Didn't you fuck your husband and during HIS break from you, you stopped by and posted in Brainfart?

[naive bison]

she also shared with everyone how unimpressed she is by his penis as well

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

that's like a "straight to hell" comment imo

[drifting mantle]

That poor guy man...

[unborn geode]

Political things are not allowed on the server, but such a ragebait would be perfectly ok?

[drifting mantle]

You're correct

[unborn geode]

I'm being muted for 3 days because I'm posting a AI generated Hilter, but everything that concerns Israel and Iran is perfectly fine

[drifting mantle]

If you wanna talk about mutes, ask @naive bison and @river zealot about their latest ones

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[vast wren]

yeah, thats why I don't kinkshame

[drifting mantle]

It's okay to shame degenerate behaviour

[unborn geode]

Except for transgender people, you can't say anything about them, otherwise you'll be stabbed like Charlie Kirk

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

dude

yeah, muted soon bro

[storm stream]

Kirk got shot

not stabbed

[deft crescent]

Even better in german

[unborn geode]

ragebait you see

[vast wren]

what the fuck

[unborn geode]

Coin

[drifting mantle]

I know, it's a weird thing...
But it's okay, because we know what they do to themselves when you look at statistics

Takes care of itself at some point

[unborn geode]

2004:Ladys and Gentlemen, we have to announce
2026:Ladys and who want to become one,he/it have to announce

I will cut it off soon, the wiener

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus this shit better be good

YOOOOOOOOO

[drifting mantle]

It will die down, because these retards never get anything done

[river zealot]

ITS SKIIIF

[minor cypress]

Its not as bad as dealing with a milk duct that got infected, then suddenly ruptured with infection and spoiled milk. - nurse story

[coarse bear]

SKIIIIIIIIIIIFA @hollow lion

[river zealot]

The book wasnt in stock

Ill get it if they have it

[naive bison]

like you can read

[unborn geode]

mods pls mute me, otherwise I'll cut off the wiener

[naive bison]

i just realized

i have a stalker book in my home

that's like having a mein kamp in germany

[lapis zinc]

Did they actually make those books illegal in Russia

[naive bison]

no

actually idk

im not gonna say definitely

you literally never fucking know

[minor cypress]

Fsb impressed

[fossil swan]

isnt stalker illegal to own in russia

[drifting mantle]

It's no longer required to be censored in Germany or commented

[fossil swan]

trilogy?

[naive bison]

i heard 2 pings close together while alt tabbed and thought a second mute hit the xalrider

[fossil swan]

not yet

skom isnt watching

[unborn geode]

Human rights are illegal in Russia

[drifting mantle]

You're save here my child

[atomic grotto]

[minor cypress]

Gg

[drifting mantle]

What is a right

[muted geyser]

What is a left

[drifting mantle]

A weak minded liberal

[lapis zinc]

Being able to go 90 in a school zone

[muted geyser]

What is 9 + 10

[storm stream]

what about ownership or 'holding'?

[river zealot]

i did the zet react with soldier boy

[drifting mantle]

Do I look like a math professor?

[muted geyser]

Good question genuinely

[river zealot]

and now in my frquently used i have the rus flog the elephant and the z

[minor cypress]

Immediately falling 7 stories.

[river zealot]

flying too close to the sun

[unborn geode]

29

[muted geyser]

You look like a malevolent supercomputer so partially yes

[drifting mantle]

False

[naive bison]

not the 2 close pings again bro

[river zealot]

@thorny folio

[naive bison]

stop edging

[muted geyser]

True

[muted geyser]

You and what army

[unborn geode]

a Saxon

[tidal trellis]

Hmm hmm this is most unfortunate, power has not been going out, can not tell the schedule then

[unborn geode]

a Saxon

[drifting mantle]

You will watch your favorite series and power will go out, right before the best part comes up

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/fahad-vita-gif-22035493

[tidal trellis]

I have no series to watch (currently)

[drifting mantle]

Then replace it with anything else

[minor cypress]

Sopranos

[tidal trellis]

Like what

[lapis zinc]

Hard drugs

[tidal trellis]

I'm poor. I can't watch it

[tidal trellis]

👎

[lapis zinc]

Watch it for free

[drifting mantle]

Don't know... I don't know what you do all day

Except being a fucking flop all day

[lapis zinc]

Goon prob

[pseudo robin]

Just find a site that streams it retard

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyfXKqZ0ZQ8

Free and peak

[pseudo robin]

Calling someone a flop cunt is a big insult in australia its hilarious thats his name

[drifting mantle]

YOU @tidal trellis CUNT

[drifting mantle]

I bet every australian man, ownes one of these hats

@narrow lotus

[tidal trellis]

[tidal trellis]

Well currently it's sitting in the dark and torturing myself in a program or n++ wondering why something isn't working

And also support, that too

[drifting mantle]

Sounds ass ngl

[narrow lotus]

Alcohol exists

[tidal trellis]

It is and power kept going in between so it means I couldn't have much progress

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I haven't been able to play anything with my friends in some days no-

[tidal trellis]

ACK

[pseudo robin]

you are never allowed to escape the support mines

[tidal trellis]

Support I don't mind, I like support

It's everything else I hate

That's been happening

[drifting mantle]

I would rail her without it

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/netflix-eurovision-fire-saga-mA6wZFQueIEXCtDarx

[tidal trellis]

🤨

[unborn geode]

räudig buddy

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[drifting mantle]

I know

[tropic osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-spray-paint-bug-eye-man-gif-21526624

[tidal trellis]

Why!!

[unborn geode]

Does anyone watch nvincible?

[drifting mantle]

Ivincivle?

Thragg was peak

[fluid heron]

If he's invincible why can I see him

[drifting mantle]

Dumb ass name tbh

[fluid heron]

Y'all know Frenchie from the boys is an idf soldier

[drifting mantle]

I wouldn't be suprised

[fluid heron]

It's true

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-delicious-gif-12247705575472720193

[fluid heron]

Conquest had a stop at the sperm bank

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/internally-screaming-house-md-hugh-laurie-gregory-house-screaming-internally-gif-4594102366283474824

[tidal trellis]

That's just wrong

[stark gull]

https://dilbert-viewer.herokuapp.com/1990-02-14

[unborn geode]

Thragg is like omniman for Viltrumites instead of humans

[unborn geode]

Cumquest

[fluid heron]

He also has a crisp ass lineup in the show

[stark gull]

Funnily enough there's actual Invincible guy in the Invincible show

[narrow lotus]

im conquesting it

[drifting mantle]

In the comics, no one ever can meet his power

Bro is literally the strongest being

[stark gull]

What about Battle Beast?

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-battle-beast-blood-fight-licking-lips-gif-27655460

[drifting mantle]

||He wears him as a coat later on||

[stark gull]

Yeah, but he did put up a fight, didn't he?

[drifting mantle]

True

[unborn geode]

Battle Beast have Autism, hes the obsessed child about one thing

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1494245914901090346/go-36.mp4

Ragebait or brain scorched
Call it

[visual stirrup]

"brain scorched"

that's great

i'm stealing that

[tidal trellis]

Oh that's the peripheral jumper funny looking goober

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/сталкер-меми-stalker-monolit-gif-9085978520748571329

skoro papa vernyotsya

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1494347732314230845/670390498_17864854230615597_6687024830608731040_n-1.webp?ex=69e24747&is=69e0f5c7&hm=167c4d4eb1801d66a8e58f82edb15024310a6de45c65f3280ada97fca9395fa6&

[stark gull]

Clanker poop
But species does exist

[narrow lotus]

more than most other main characters rly

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[fallow trellis]

won my first butcher cirucs game in darkest dungeon

they guy quit after i finale'd his jester

[pale ingot]

thank god i dont have the gambling gene

i only have the alcoholism gene

[arctic estuary]

I supressed my gambing gene by farming items in shitty games

[visual stirrup]

do you think there are stalkers who just doomscroll on their PDA's a good chunk of the day?

[dusk sentinel]

Bro I live without ads

What ads

[visual stirrup]

I think the real photos look even less realistic
Costasiella kuroshimae

[river zealot]

псина сутулая

[pale ingot]

hello bibi @gusty heron

[gusty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-to-see-here-gif-23400774347901371

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[river zealot]

but now i am naturalised japanese

[arctic pawn]

beautiful

[hollow lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1351304623406714971/SKEEFA.gif

[dusk sentinel]

They already know things about me that even I don't know about myself, so what's with their retarded questions and further push for digital IDs lmao

[naive bison]

beat scp containment breach for the first time

[tidal trellis]

What ending did u get

[naive bison]

@thorny folio @narrow lotus
cryon: "we should play multiplayer SCP Containment Breach sometime"
artem: "no"
cryon and me: "wait why not, are you scared?"
artem: "absolutely, very much so"

[naive bison]

gate A 106 recontained

[dusk sentinel]

Understandable, lmao

[tidal trellis]

Ah I see

They actually made a whole scp about the game when they got to 9341

Pretty neat

[naive bison]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQcsOJbjWGM/?igsh=ZHJxanJ0MjVieGY3

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan @stoic girder

[fossil swan]

@thick wadi

[jade surge]

drugmaxxing

[icy apex]

agriculture would have died in the 1800s

[quaint ore]

and the modern economy would collapse cause guess where majority of our raw materials come from

[icy apex]

raw immigrants

[quaint ore]

nono, the lithium in your battery on your phone

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1494366123846533282/ssstik.io_monticasino69_1776285747327.mp4?ex=69e25867&is=69e106e7&hm=1da970d5b37bbae0ba5b2f493b3d65cb11f971aa56832d6b857507cd3e3a3466&

[icy apex]

Well our society is built by slave labour

Children mining cobalt alongside this shit and stuff

[quaint ore]

exactly my point

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLi240fXzA

39 minutes

let this game be good

and replayable

[gleaming grove]

How did we jump 3 metro in the future

What the heck

[visual stirrup]

not a one and done deal like Exodus

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[naive bison]

you're next

[thick wadi]

[narrow lotus]

Sharpshooter cum
Flying at high speed
Into Xalrider's Eyes

[naive bison]

why did you drop a fuckin haiku on me bro

[narrow lotus]

haikum

[thick wadi]

Xalrider found my biscuit before me….

[narrow lotus]

mmmm AMERKIAN SLOP FOOD

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-tom-and-jerry-the-end-trendizisst-gif-26412653

[thick wadi]

Hardee’s steak biscuit with gravy

[fossil swan]

chefs sauce included

[thick wadi]

2 for $5

[naive bison]

i was hardy when i was cookin up that baby gravy

ts look straight outta the chumbucket bro

[thick wadi]

Ts fire

[visual stirrup]

don't make me pull up a photo of romainian plof

[naive bison]

its just so poetic

african voices

on cnn website

relegated to the bottom

and a small ass page too

this is the sports section btw

even the shorts are more important than africans

[thick wadi]

Dude

This is just like deadlock

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[naive bison]

why

[thick wadi]

Company named Fairfax in deadlock

Murder scandal in game lore

[naive bison]

@thick wadi sees double murder on the tv, soyface points at the screen

[thick wadi]

And you don’t?

[naive bison]

no

[thick wadi]

Jesus I guess the second biscuit was the first one you impregnated

Its everywhere

$5 for xalrider soggy surprise special combo

[lapis zinc]

literally this

[naive bison]

the second load went into your coffee

❤️

[thick wadi]

@river zealot he’s mine

[naive bison]

the american government is putting honeypacks into the fast food honey for buiscuits bro

[fossil swan]

[river zealot]

👉🏻 👈🏻

not in public kitten

[naive bison]

this mf is bricked over 2 buiscits for $5

[gleaming grove]

Shit in gravy and 2 slices of bread

[naive bison]

(((gravy)))

[thick wadi]

Yesterday was a burger and med drink for $15

I have the right

[gleaming grove]

I have never had a good experience w this no matter iterations

[lapis zinc]

i remember when a biscuit and gravy was a dollar

[visual stirrup]

the gravy is jewish?

[naive bison]

no, mixing dairy and meat is not kosher

a jewish friend told me that

[naive bison]

have you tried buying bread and bologne

[thick wadi]

I’d have to leave it in my hot car

[naive bison]

do you not have like a breakroom

or changing room

[thick wadi]

Not with a fridge or anything

They do not give a fuck about us

[naive bison]

well so what, you eat halfway through the day no?

get a sandwich

nothing will happen to it in 6 hours

[thick wadi]

And I don’t want to leave food in the locker room because the cleaning people store shitty rags in there

[narrow lotus]

forgot to add the n word

[naive bison]

have you not heard of bags

[naive bison]

i was gonna say B A N but i cant type that out obviously

[thick wadi]

You don’t understand how bad the smell permeates in there

[naive bison]

yeah but a ziploc bag

or a container

like a tupperware

[thick wadi]

Entire building reeks of fetid ass

In any case

[lapis zinc]

thee works in india i forgot

[naive bison]

im just trying to make you save money

ive hnever even heard of a fuckass hardy's

[thick wadi]

Hardee’s is pretty solid here

[lapis zinc]

its regional

[naive bison]

no no it's an embassy of india

[thick wadi]

Ours is pretty good

Used to live by a McDonald’s that made their own biscuits

[lapis zinc]

with carls junior being the other coast with slightly diff menu

[naive bison]

@thick wadi is it really that hot that you cant leave food in the car

[thick wadi]

This Hardee’s makes their own

[naive bison]

i think this is figure out-able

[lapis zinc]

when i was a kid id ask for them to give me the darker biscuits

shit was gold

[thick wadi]

It’s 80 degrees outside

[thick wadi]

80 outside means 90 inside

At least

I’m sweating

[golden stratus]

use this one next time

[naive bison]

MOOOOODSA

[lusty hazel]

MOOOOOOOOODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493033683630821447/coalalert.gif

[thick wadi]

Why is there an effeminate man in my small town in the south

[naive bison]

exp camp

[stark gull]

Vykhlop

[thick wadi]

That purse is a gimmick Sonny

[stark gull]

[naive bison]

mobile objective

[thick wadi]

“We are moving the payload”

[naive bison]

moving the load for pay

[solar breach]

That gun name ive heard of it before

Where's it from

[naive bison]

this post was made by gigolos

[thick wadi]

Madirex

[naive bison]

@jade surge

[thick wadi]

[lapis zinc]

thats God telling you to do a space marine 2 style execution on him

[solar breach]

I FUCKING LOVE THE SWAMPS!!!! I LOVE CLEAR SKY!!!!! I GIVE MY LIFE TO ANNIHILATE THE RENEGADES

[thick wadi]

I think my phone is getting so hot in the car it just automatically lowered brightness to not overheat anymore?

Ew it just passed my car

[naive bison]

do you not have pockets

[thick wadi]

4 chins

[solar breach]

You'd be suprised, I knew a femboy in oppelousas. Heard of it? Prob not.

[thick wadi]

Kentucky has a lot of queer folk which surprised the fuck out of me

[naive bison]

is it the RDCWorld skit

"WHERE YOU FROM"
"YOU KNOW WHERE IM FROM? IM FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP, NOT CLOSE TO NUTHIN"

"FELLA WHERE YOU FROM"

"IM FROM WHERE MICHAEL JACKSON FROM, FELLA. YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM THE "KING OF POP""?

[thick wadi]

HELLLLPAAAA

[naive bison]

"STOP PLAYIN, WHERE YOU FROM"

[thick wadi]

AHHHH

[naive bison]

"...Gary."
"???"
"Gary, Indiana"

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/you-aint-nothing-but-a-hound-dog-hound-dog-dog-hot-dog-elvis-gif-7901643208906769613

[naive bison]

"I promise you we kill shit there bro "

[naive bison]

why are you in your car

go work

[thick wadi]

Indiana is a fake location

[naive bison]

[solar breach]

Better than Flint

[thick wadi]

I’m getting my one (1) break for the day

[solar breach]

I have some images of people who live in flint and it would get me insta banned

[naive bison]

@thick wadi

[thick wadi]

[naive bison]

and according to comments on that RDC World skit

they really do kill shit in Gary

and that it's very dangerous

woops

[thick wadi]

Many such cases

[naive bison]

WTF DOES (alone) MEAN?

bro is it like the 1 afghani jew

[thick wadi]

You are not safe here.

This is a pvp enabled zone

[quaint ore]

isnt that like the poorest fucking city in the US

and the people there blame white people of all mf's that they ruined it

lke bro they dont even live here you got all the tools

[thick wadi]

@naive bison

I uh

Guess I know what people usually look for

[naive bison]

:kekl

[solar breach]

Important info to know when moving

[quaint ore]

i shit you not

[solar breach]

Last major shooting we had here was 3 days ago

[quaint ore]

my relatives were genuinely researching what city/town to go into when they were immigrating to US

[thick wadi]

Yeah bro don’t let me catch you in Albany we bang shit here folk

[naive bison]

wtf is albany

isnt that from gta 4

[thick wadi]

Place in Georgia

[naive bison]

or is it alderney

[naive bison]

bro fuck american names bro

they got Albania in Georgia

thats 2 diff countries man

[solar breach]

We somehow got a poor exchange student here, mind you our state is one of the worst in education due to the extreme corruption and low gov money

[thick wadi]

Pull up to Lauderhill gang

[quaint ore]

they decided to go to some town outside chicago, it is quite good looking, typical US suburb. And I dont understand people who shit piss and cry at how they look.

[thick wadi]

We will air you out right by the dennys

[naive bison]

@thick wadi

first image i see

[solar breach]

Depends

[naive bison]

its like that meme

[thick wadi]

A lot of people do.

[solar breach]

Despise cookie cutter suburbs

Cookie cutter homes are built like shit

[naive bison]

"PULL UP IN FRONT OF THE K-MART
AND LETS BANG OUT"
⚡ (lightning sfx)

[solar breach]

Look generic, and destroy bio diversity

[quaint ore]

like bro its a nice fucking town

[thick wadi]

“Let’s die”

I love that fucking video

[solar breach]

Yeah that's fine

[naive bison]

"YOU KNOW WHAT PULL UP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, YOU KNOW WHERE ITS AT, YOU STUDIED MY WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD"

"PULL UP AND LETS BANG OUT, FELLA"

YOU THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY I THROW MY LIFE AWAY

[solar breach]

We've had a shitton of developers down here destroying huge swathes of land for more shitty housing

[naive bison]

AND ILL MAKE SURE I HAVE $70,000 IN MY POCKETS

IF YOU BODY ME YOU CAN TAKE THE MONEY

[solar breach]

Not affordable housing mind you upper mid class

[naive bison]

I HATE YOU, LET'S DIE

legendary crashout monologue

[quaint ore]

at this point start shitting out commie block style buildings

will get more money and cheaper

[naive bison]

the fucking lightning strikes and the other guy mouth agape

[solar breach]

Lol they might

[naive bison]

its actually like god's righteous anger coursing through that guy

[solar breach]

Course most of our land here used to be rice fields or swamps

[thick wadi]

Those images of lauderhill?

[naive bison]

he was actually slightly levitating off the ground

[thick wadi]

Florida housing be like:

[naive bison]

@thick wadi "just bought my first shyste, who wants to be opps?"

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-goofy-speech-bubble-speech-gif-12344377276884596562

[thick wadi]

“Perhaps we could be opps”

[quaint ore]

also this reminds me of a funny incident in chicago Lithuanian diaspora had

[quaint ore]

they have a whole ass Lithuanian culture centre

[naive bison]

love these memes

[thick wadi]

Look up list of cities by black population, mostly Louisiana (based) and Georgia (eh)

[solar breach]

I love my state but damn we are fucked

[solar breach]

I have a video with me in a durag somewhere doing one of these but I would get banned if I posted it

Or just muted

[thick wadi]

Which one

[solar breach]

Lousiana

[quaint ore]

and I think in 2019 they built a memorial to the Lithuanian anti-soviet guerrilla leader, it resulted in the jewish community instantly accusing the cultural centre of supporting a nazi collaborator

This resulted in the historians chiming in and telling them to shut the fuck up cause there is legit no evidence that he was a collaborator, the guy worked as a teacher at a school.

[naive bison]

why are you looking it up

[quaint ore]

something something regurgitating soviet propaganda

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dap-up-dap-me-up-smiling-friends-dap-up-super-monkey-ball-gif-1457175062092915584

[thick wadi]

I’m declaring Louisiana a sacred piece of land

[thick wadi]

Knowledge

I already kinda knew that would be the case

[quaint ore]

i should go to colorado if i ever get the chance, would like to snowboard it

[solar breach]

Its always been lovely in a lot of areas but the oil corps and our government its trying to tear it all down.

[thick wadi]

Yeah

Fucked

[solar breach]

The corruption is so deeply rooted it would take generations of work to cleanse the system

[naive bison]

thats the south park state :soypoint:

[thick wadi]

The quality of life worldwide drops dramatically if Cajun/creole food dies

[solar breach]

I went hiking in Colorado, short hike up to dream lake near sister peaks, was ready to go through the snow up higher without any water left and in shorts

[thick wadi]

Time to go back to work man I’m sweating in my car Oohrah

[solar breach]

The sacrifices living down here is well worth the food

[thick wadi]

When dat gumbo hit

[solar breach]

Especially if you are friends with the local meat market/restaurant guys

[stark gull]

Detroit?

[quaint ore]

US corruption is weird but it will never get to the "post soviet collapse" corruption, the shit you hear will make the peak of Mafia crime during the great depression seem like a saturday cartoon.

[solar breach]

I hope it never gets to that point

[quaint ore]

even now countries like bosnia are fucking insane

they have a literal cousin of a fucking crime sndicate running the bosnian SWAT equivalent

[solar breach]

I know south America is bad rn

[quaint ore]

well, if you exercise your constitution it won't.

[solar breach]

Some contractor friends just lost their number 1 cabinet guy

Needed to go help his family in Honduras

[quaint ore]

Brazil is something right now

BOPE had a raid where they murked 500 favela cartel members

[naive bison]

Gary Indiana from the RDC World sketch

[quaint ore]

Insert iron maiden's the trooper

[stark gull]

Is .22 good for self defense?

[naive bison]

no

better than nothing but not good

[quaint ore]

yes what the fuck are you on about

its a fucking gun

[stark gull]

Honestly I'd go for 9x19

[naive bison]

literally read what i said

[stark gull]

And Kord as a backup gun

[lapis zinc]

yeah get you one of those police trade in pistols for super cheap

most of them wont even have that many rounds through it

[quaint ore]

it is not "bad", it will still fuck the average home invader up good, and will likely not kill him which will save you a manslaughter/murder charge

[naive bison]

manslaughter
home intruder

pick one

idk which shithole you gotta be in to have access to guns but not freedom to use them

[quaint ore]

you can use them here but the amount of time you need to get it from your safe, you might aswell not have one.

[stark gull]

Self defense cases in Russia

[naive bison]

someone gotta prove it you had it in a safe

[quaint ore]

can youtube please stop reccomending me tiktok slop

[naive bison]

or i guess didnt

[quaint ore]

fairly certain they would notice it cause there was no gunshots, at that point you are going in for a brawl or a knife fight

[jade surge]

which one of you is this bruh

[jade surge]

russia is one of them

[quaint ore]

I have no idea how the fuck your guntubers get access to big guns, from what I heard its a fucking pain to even get a basic shotgun

oh right

most of them are in the military or some contractor

[jade surge]

I meannn

Who's stopping you from buying them

[pale ingot]

(alone)

https://tenor.com/view/computer-call-karl-hang-up-that-computer-call-hang-up-facetime-gif-24685152

[jade surge]

It's just that if they find out you have those big guns without licenses, you're fucked

And I doubt they have reasons to raid some random youtubers house just because he showed a big gun in a vid

[quaint ore]

the ones i usually looked at were mf's like 715 TEAM and the guy who tried his hardest to make it seem that CZ BREN is worse than the AK.

they both are very clearly combatants lol

[stone blade]

[jade surge]

True that

https://tenor.com/view/kalak12-tarkov-715-715team-gif-21333214

[stone blade]

HEHEHEHEHEH @jade surge @lapis zinc

unfathomable levels of peak

[river zealot]

@naive bison bro it aint getting a ru dub lmao

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/zelensky-volodymyr-zelensky-close-up-lick-gif-17707697

[narrow lotus]

yooooo

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Formula-tv-zelensky-eye-blinking-K9lOuHVgENt5dUWQnf

[quaint ore]

checks arma reforger
my goto servers are full queue
turn off arma reforger

every fucking time

[naive bison]

[stark gull]

Why do you need Arma? Just go outside

[fallow trellis]

lord have mercy on my asshole, i doordashed super spicy buffalo wings

[solar breach]

Carpentry is a good craft

[storm stream]

real and based and Jesus

[stark gull]

@narrow lotus was that the last episode of Invincible S4?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-scream-gif-11745587167248793422

[arctic pawn]

not russian

why bother

it wont be brazilian dubbed to and you aint see me complaining

although brazilian voice acting on games is mostly ass

[grizzled meadow]

I came

[grizzled meadow]

I came x2

[grizzled meadow]

Me watching the trailer

[arctic pawn]

beat exodus now i want this one

I WANT IT

and ill get it for free

[terse osprey]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CVNxuKl9FcU?si=ESbUJ1uxdv-jjCDC

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSdghdelbAw

[stark gull]

Two russians walk into german bar...
They're banned for live now

[stone blade]

damn bro

[gusty heron]

I’m not wrong

[stone blade]

ya ain't

[gusty heron]

Bro, every girl has free money in their panty drawer

You could buy a pair of panties for 6$, wear them for a day and flip them for 30$ online

[stone blade]

david bowie looking mf

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @naive bison

[pale ingot]

modern day excalibur

[arctic pawn]

will it have artyom?

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1494386251728683048/RDT_20260415_201817.mp4

[stone blade]

I have perfect meme for your meme sir

memeseption if you will

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @jade surge @stark gull @lapis zinc @gusty heron

[river zealot]

been there

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-gang-dines-out-charlie-dennis-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-15873300

[stone blade]

you shit out one of these

[high wing]

no imma slap you

[stark gull]

Fuck him

[storm stream]

Bro plays Metro games like, I'm him fr

[river zealot]

I AM HIM

I WILL ALWAYS BE HIM

[storm stream]

I sure your favourite was Last Light

[river zealot]

i actually liked exodus most

[storm stream]

ok man

fair

[stone blade]

exodus doesn't feel like a fucking slow ass annoying chore to play through unlike the first 2

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901094857123192862/1492883065700090057/agmzY11_460sv.mp4

[stone blade]

that fucking frontline level being nothing but platforming and stealth just for you to advance 50 meters

what a nightmare

[storm stream]

So? Who likes running for half-hour across a map? At least the devs gave you a car in the desert level

[stone blade]

true they do that is nice

they improved in that aspect

which is lovely

[storm stream]

Reminds me of the Stalker 2 map - too big for what's in it

and no car or FT

[stone blade]

volga was the same

couple of places with loot and das it

idk how the design meetings for levels go at 4a but sometimes theyre smoking mad crack

pacing straight up worse than a one piece episode

[river zealot]

or you can just

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-dark-rouge-one-star-wars-gif-23794050

[river zealot]

kill everyone

[primal rapids]

They frontloaded the open world segments and then stuck you practically on rails for the rest

[stone blade]

it's what I did with the shotty

W and M1 legit like its doom

[storm stream]

buddy, your red rocket came out!

[unborn geode]

a dandelion

[solar breach]

[solar breach]

just deleted war thunder

that felt good

[arctic pawn]

now play hero wars

[storm stream]

@winged chasm ^ take notes

[winged chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1489742511554691163/speechmemified_Screenshot_20260403-233017.gif

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461844701912109198/josta2.gif

[solar breach]

my last straw was making the b-52 an event plane

i waited so long for it

[winged chasm]

that event was great though

[solar breach]

still

shouldve been a TT vehicle

[winged chasm]

fucking nuclear thunder will be an EC rebrand

[solar breach]

besides i hadnt played in months

[winged chasm]

nah

They dont make these TT planes cause theres no use for them

They are atm like the mouse

[solar breach]

who gaf

they added a biplane bomber with only dart bombs bro

[winged chasm]

A game that has some sort of balance

[solar breach]

they can add the b52

[winged chasm]

Anyway bombers have no place in higher BR´s

their a waste of space

and bomber players should be banned to SIM

[solar breach]

i bought a joystick and pedals just to bomb in sim occasionally

[winged chasm]

thats goated

i bought a 3k setup just to play the same shit as usual

[deft crescent]

Did bro just do a video abt the concept of memory 😭 🙏 💀 🥀

[stark gull]

That's gotta be a man

[abstract ruin]

sees a feminine figure with feminine clothes
"Must be a man"

[stone blade]

Finally freed up some space for tarkov

[solar breach]

not touching tarkov

[stone blade]

I'm kidding ofc I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

[solar breach]

tarkov is a good way to make today somehow worse

[stone blade]

it's time you boot up one of these bad boys , or maybe this one
@solar breach

[solar breach]

just lost a bird, gonna stick with something calmer for rn

[stone blade]

doom is calm

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2044775388526600483

Runobino (@PunishedBibo)

↪️ Replying to @SnakeYandere

@SnakeYandere It's always КИНО but never Король и Шут

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 1:50 PM

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[coarse bear]

@naive bison

[solar breach]

will be getting this tho

hmmmm

[stone blade]

not agartha bro

[jade surge]

Congrats

[pale ingot]

deathclaw fuckers when the snork fuckers pull up

[jade surge]

nah its more like those moments when you're looking for something and can't remember where it is and then suddenly the memory returns

[solar breach]

those gp-5 hoses can do some crazy shit

[stark gull]

Telling you it's one of those femme boys I keep hearing about

https://tenor.com/view/randymartin-rwmartin-vtactor007-clampett-hillbillies-gif-18757237

[pale ingot]

[pale ingot]

oh that HAS to be a man

[thin pendant]

africa mentioned raaaah

south africa raaah

[ruby minnow]

he's hoping

[plucky void]

ya never know these days

[jade surge]

!!!bnuuy alert!!!

[vale sand]

another emu-like war on the horizon

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-rabbit-bunny-gif-11190286

[storm stream]

AI generated

[storm stream]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[vale sand]

I mean, he's not wrong but that's what slurs are usually for

[jade surge]

the slopranos

[river zealot]

alright so now we are stealing the post name

[jade surge]

lmfao

[icy apex]

tony soprano if he was comitting tax fraud for a living

[jade surge]

you stole the meme, I stole the joke

Its all fair

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-1695928452794406415

[icy apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398347884637847663/1493979400230928404/unacademy-motivation.gif

[stark gull]

No, thanks
I prefer tyrant over gae oppressor

[stone blade]

took me a moment

[arctic pawn]

cracking games i presume

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2044850829807513803

Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1)

X · Apr 16, 2026, 6:50 PM

[stone blade]

saw a reel of a dude having diarrhea first comment said 5 wipes no traction

good lord

[narrow lotus]

damn so we go back to Moscow

peak

[stone blade]

exodus started in moscow but the next level youre at a fucking river

they could pull the old switcheroo

[narrow lotus]

they wont in the description it says we gonna fight for the metro again , the new faction are basically Nazis lead by Hunter

lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/not-amused-cfskn2Ozn7j9K

[stone blade]

id like an open world moscow setting

whay the first games fucking lacked

[narrow lotus]

to be fair it would be dope , like have underground and outside freedom

[stone blade]

not countless corridors of valve doors and pipes

[narrow lotus]

could be separated by loading screen and have sectors of moscow outside that u need to explore and find clues and shit

[stone blade]

anything like that yeah
3 games of hand holding story driven narative gets boring man

[stoic girder]

Just hide the loading screens with opening vault doors or something.

[stone blade]

even with the good story of metro

i like metro but they need something to grab people in

[stoic girder]

Oh no, they are going to make a metro extraction shooter aren't they

[tidal trellis]

CURSE THESE MOSQUITOES

[stone blade]

exploring the ruins of moscow being able to find landmarks and such maybe a forest outside the city would be dope

[narrow lotus]

Join us on our darkest journey yet, as our protagonist – “The Stranger” hurtles through a loop of a never-ending nightmare, never certain of what is real. Watch until the end for heart-pounding in-engine gameplay and cinematics from METRO 2039.

Wait Artyom is not the protag

[stoic girder]

Artyom got his happy ending.

[narrow lotus]

He says at the end of Exodus that he wants to save the ppl from Moscow and bring them there to populate the land as its big and free of rads

[grizzled meadow]

IIRC Exodus ends ||in a good way|| so it make sense

[narrow lotus]

But yeah i suppose

[river zealot]

its all over the metro

[stone blade]

Bonnie artyom

[vale sand]

But instead of a blue bang bus in the UK, he drives around in a Lada with the side mirrors attached with tape

[fossil swan]

chat

how many times did r6s get hacked again

[vale sand]

I remember twice, both with Mongobleed

[fossil swan]

i thought it was thrice

first the currency snd such, then the ban waves and another currenct wave

wssnt it done by some small group to

[vale sand]

There were 3 different groups that claimed to have hacked the Ubisoft MongoDB but one of them apparently didn't do anything, one ripped the records and source files, the other just gave everyone shit and fucked around with the messages sent as announcements

[fossil swan]

lmfao

yeah what i thought

js asking bc i got a d1 siege glazer in a server

[stone blade]

@vale sand @narrow lotus @river zealot

[narrow lotus]

Bro is using a portal to hell as fuel

[vale sand]

All of this was preventable by not having the Database Internet facing by the way, the exploit was real but it was entirely avoidable by just doing the bare minimum for security

[narrow lotus]

Metro has to be careful tho , they release in winter but GTA 6 comes in November

[stone blade]

grilling what bro the icon of sin?

[narrow lotus]

so they rly should not release in Nov-December period or gg

anyone releasing their games around GTA 6 is digging their own grave

[fossil swan]

yep

the guy thinks ubisoft is best gamint company

[fossil swan]

straight fucking lies

[drifting mantle]

He thinks gta 6 comes out in November

Cope

[fossil swan]

never saod what year

[drifting mantle]

[vale sand]

Nostalgia is one hell of a way to be blinded, they were once a really fucking good company but fumbled the bag

[drifting mantle]

Could be November 2077

Iedy needs to clarify

[drifting mantle]

I remember playing Abenteuer auf dem Reiterhof back when I was a kid... Shit was peak!

[fossil swan]

they fimbled insanely, bro thinks the new games they make r good

they could be idk

ubislop is too bad to be believed anymore

[vale sand]

I remember playing Far Cry 2 and 3, thought it could only get better, 4 and 5 was pretty good as well but then it started going downhill, just generally, that's when they really started going downhill

[narrow sorrel]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/hud-ubisoft-friendly

[drifting mantle]

Insanely based cover

[vale sand]

She looks like your average "No filter btw." instagram post by a bop

[drifting mantle]

True that

[drifting mantle]

Looks like early stages of AI generated human faces

Ubisoft was ahead of their time, clearly

[vale sand]

Which is actually true, their best games were released when the gaming industry was still experimental and nothing was set in stone

I have yet to find someone that recommends Assassins Creed Shadows or Star Wars Outlaws to me, those games just kinda exist but no one really mentions them unless they talk about Ubisofts fumble streak

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, looking back... We played a lot of weird shit back then. But it was nice af

Outlaws is utter dog shit from everything I heard and saw...
Shadows is just a mediocre game... Not great, not terrible... But completly missed the target audience, who wanted to play a Japanese Man in Feudal Japan and going around all sneaky...

• they fumbled the Marketing multiple times

[fossil swan]

ive never had anyone recommend a ubislop game to me ever lmao

[vale sand]

Shadows just feels like they wanted to include DEI for the sake of it, they could've chosen anything, quite literally

[fossil swan]

i got better recommandations

the games r not worth the money at a

all

[vale sand]

That on the other hand isn't true, Ghost Recon Wildlands or the Division 1 / 2 are great games, Far Cry 2 - 5 are pretty good

It's not like they have never produced a good game, they just went on a streak of games no one really cares about in the past few years

[drifting mantle]

Exacly, which just made it worse...
Which is a shame, because I would actually be interested in a AC set in Japan.
Just not like this, I rather buy Ghost of Tsushima

[fossil swan]

ah wait far cry primal was it? i loved watching it

i saw the division was on sale but like i bought smth else entirely

[fossil swan]

didnt eanna try

[vale sand]

Which is pretty much why Ghost of Tsushima succeeded meanwhile Shadows didn't hit the sales target, they are inherently different but follow the same idea

[stoic girder]

Ghost of Tsushima mogged Shadows.

[drifting mantle]

Windrose (early access) is out btw
If anyone is interested in a Pirate game

[stoic girder]

Early access 🤮

[vale sand]

Just reminded me of another gigantic fumble, the AAAA game they made, Skull and Bones

Absolute dogshit lmao

[drifting mantle]

I know...
I have multiple early access titles on my wish list and wait for their full release, before I get them.
But sometimes, it's actually still peak... Even if in early access.
Like Schedule I for exampel

[jade surge]

Classic

[drifting mantle]

Windrose looks pretty much, like what Skull & Bones should have been

[stoic girder]

I just tend to burn myself out on early access games and not play after they release.

[vale sand]

Which absolutely obliterated Drug Dealer Simulator 2 by the way, to the point where the publisher of that game looked for ways to take legal action lmao

[drifting mantle]

I usually try them out, do all there is.... Then just wait years until they're finally finished and come back.
Then I'm totally confused, because everything changed since the early access.
Like with Foundation (name of the game)

[stoic girder]

I realized that I was burning the fun out of games while playing demos and realized this is not what my 12 old self imagined me doing.