🎪bruh-fart

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rain-vegeta-in-the-pNn4hlkovWAHfpLRRD

[stark gull]

I like how devs knew their design was shit, so they added highlighting for enemies

[naive bison]

@river zealot do NOT give the friend bot to ph33r

[narrow lotus]

Men : For tips you have to literally kiss ass or pray to God

Women :

Ez mode man , they make money by existing

King gg

[river zealot]

GIVE ME THE SEX BOT GIVE ME THE SEX BOT

[stoic girder]

Don't you mean sex bot?

[river zealot]

oh no dude i knew it was cryon in a suit

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[narrow lotus]

aight unc pack it up

do not believe everything u read in the newspapers man

[river zealot]

iedy didnt see the episodes right

[stoic girder]

Uncultured.

[high wing]

wait wtf

so theres a leak about metro 2039

and supposedly hunter is the bad guy

i thought he died

[river zealot]

he doesnt in the books

[high wing]

https://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2043955266627223571

TheGameVerse (@TheGameVerse)

🚨 LEAK: METRO 2039 details via idgb

- Set in post-apocalyptic Moscow (year 2039)
- A new regime led by Hunter controls the Metro through fear & propaganda
- You play as a mysterious “Stranger” with a dark past
- Focus on single-player story with exploration, survival, stealth &

X · Apr 14, 2026, 7:31 AM

[river zealot]

metro 2034 is about him

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413447271097438278/1483781605926371430/HDpc0w5XkAAvGHu.png

[high wing]

ah i see

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/UlhJ-bRFEHI?si=NCTlA9VwDwymiuEq

[high wing]

no atryom this time

which is fine

[minor cypress]

Needy streamer OD getting a show now

[high wing]

he had 3 whole games

[river zealot]

whats good?

[high wing]

not u

https://tenor.com/view/artyom-artyom-metro-artyom-metro-2033-metro-metro-2033-gif-18262093837546941617

[minor cypress]

Dark mysterious past

[river zealot]

you must have amnesia

you forgot that im him

[high wing]

very edgy

[river zealot]

its going to be artyom wont it

[minor cypress]

It'll be his son, from the future. That he had with one of the dark ones.

[river zealot]

i wonder if they will confirm the invisible watchers like they did in the book

[pseudo robin]

the darks ones wanted some initiative i vapoursed their whole quadrant

[river zealot]

forgive me melnik, im going to race mix

[high wing]

is that same as the dark ones or something entirely different

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-maytech-monolith-prayer-gif-16869366242639767810

[river zealot]

invisible watchers were the goverment and the ultra rich, hidden in the private bunkers across moscow

or still are

[high wing]

i remember that part in exodus

such a cool mission

dumbasses ate each other

[river zealot]

in exodus they are a canibalistic cult

in the book they are like lavishly rich

have fresh food and medicine

they also give red line ammo to supress the protests

in the book, artyom and the squad is tasked with delivering the ammo from invisible watchers to the redline

doesnt like it, makes an uprising within the sparta

gets kicked out of metro by melnik

[pseudo robin]

i liked the volga area in exodus

rest was mid

first 2 games are peak however

[river zealot]

i didnt like the volga

liked the rest tho

[pseudo robin]

really didn't like the forest bit

caspian sea was okay

[naive bison]

Alright, Friend-bot. Generate an image of @river zealot as a hotdog

[pseudo robin]

friend bot is busy helping me with my paintings

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

@river zealot

HOLY SHIT DUDE THIS IS INSAAAANE

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ааа-женщина-женщина-котик-женщина-ааа-gif-15597002249276282193

[naive bison]

@river zealot is he flipping me off?

rude.

AHAHAHAH @river zealot

"mustard"

[cursive holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373232209208541204/1493532585299804312/2113131312.gif

[naive bison]

bro wtf are you posting

[quaint ore]

Mandatory xal "I DISAVOW" post to avoid his FSB agent from sending a BTR-80A to shoot up his home.

[stark gull]

It's supposed to be this guy

[minor cypress]

Rusfart leaking again

[stone blade]

white mother with such dreads

impossible

[naive bison]

the woman's hairstyle is culturally insensitive

i still cant get over the trump AI image of his as Jesus @river zealot

[river zealot]

is that heresy yet

the anti christ will come

[naive bison]

it is at the very least blasphemy

[river zealot]

and proclaim that he is god

[river zealot]

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2 Thessalonians 2%3A4&version=NIV

[naive bison]

red cross worker
not a single red cross in the image

literally heaven opening up

and anyway, why would he post himself as a doctor healing people

this mf literally said tylenol causes autism

and that excersise kills you faster

that everyone has a battery, and if you work out you drain it faster so you die sooner, so thats why he doesnt work out

[drifting mantle]

There was a left Wing Version of it, hold on lemme find it

[naive bison]

who is he healing

[drifting mantle]

Idk

[naive bison]

i was gonna say that agitator that gun unjustly shot by like 5 ice agents

but no he's right there

saint floyd there too

🙏🏿 REST IN POWER

https://tenor.com/view/captain-phillips-boat-hijack-im-the-captain-now-barkhad-look-at-me-gif-4242563

its literally him wtf

[river zealot]

a doctor and a druggie and criminal in the same place

[drifting mantle]

Somalian

[naive bison]

they all walk into a bar

[drifting mantle]

If you know, you know

[river zealot]

you think the fentanyl user accepted god and asked for forgviness at the last moment?

[river zealot]

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-responds-evidence-possible-association-between-autism-and-acetaminophen-use-during-pregnancy

[naive bison]

Osama Bin Laden did in that 1 family guy sketch

[river zealot]

funnily enough

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

there MIGHT be a link

big might tho

[sacred mountain]

Oooh its that time of the brainfart

Lets see what will the bodycount look like

[river zealot]

BOHOO NI

FELLA

[naive bison]

WOAAAH

[river zealot]

yes like i said

MIGHT

[naive bison]

artem i think we might need the throat implant that Mr. Torgue has from Borderlands 2

where it censors all swears spoken

[naive bison]

i will feed my tapeworm bananas and rice

[naive bison]

or might not

[sacred mountain]

No way this fella defends propaganda against tylenol

[high wing]

if its true i dont get how jacksepticeye is gonna direct bloodborne

or producer whatever

[river zealot]

even having a possible link, when it comes to something important as this, i would be careful about it

basically the studies say they might or might not be a link, there is a link, but they dont know if its the the tylenol or other factors

[naive bison]

it's already advised to not take it during pregnancy anyways, it doesn't rly matter what it causes

[minor cypress]

This was worth the water cost

[river zealot]

no its like the opposite, its the only one that you can use

or one of the only ones

[drifting mantle]

[stoic girder]

Shit man, stress in women while pregnant might make you autistic.

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1493341824885063844/8_Mile_2002_is_a_biographical_drama_starring_Eminem_as_Jimmy__B-Rabbit__Smith_Jr.__a_young__aspiring_rapper_in_1995_Detroit_trying_to_break_into_the_hip-h.mp4

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison @river zealot

[stoic girder]

Or was that them being gey? I forget.

[river zealot]

and not taking tylenol to lower a fever can trigger a miscarriage

looks like youre getting brian damage anyway

[stark gull]

Didn't Tylenol said themselves it can cause autism?

[stoic girder]

Maybe it's just overstimulation while growing up that makes them autistic.

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1493497609787281408/G-HxrOMWgAALIyY.jpg

[river zealot]

what?

[stoic girder]

Kids grow up in a world with screens and brain adapts.

[river zealot]

it might mimic autism symptomps

but thats not autism

[tidal trellis]

Morning boys

[atomic grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-cat-rizzono-gif-27703883

[minor cypress]

Nah, uncle jimmy who really liked collecting coins and trains has been around for ages

[tidal trellis]

Car

[minor cypress]

Its more likely people are just noticing things more.

[ruby minnow]

no he was put in a mental asylum

and tied down on a bed

[quaint ore]

Or people began equating having hobbies to autism cause no fun allowed.

[minor cypress]

The ad tracking is confused.

[quaint ore]

There is a line when hobby becomes an obsession and gets autistic but not many reach that level

[minor cypress]

Tel aviv dissapointed

[stoic girder]

I think they might be tracking like super autism, not that.

Non-verbal etc.

[minor cypress]

True. Shit has gotten so blurry lately that unless it impairs your life, its not worth worrying over.

[ruby minnow]

i mean you guys gotta understand until recently being autistic made you a freak

[river zealot]

its weird how we never see spazezoro in brainfart on saturdays

[ruby minnow]

he literally starts every conversation with shalom bro

him not being here on saturday is the thing you notice

[pseudo robin]

stop noticing goy

[river zealot]

there were no signs

[quaint ore]

I am of an opinion that a mental issue is still a mental issue. But marginalising people for it is wrong, you should look for ways to help them overcome or to outright remove the issue.

Call me ableist or whatever you like but having a grandma with a delusional disorder sucks ass.

[minor cypress]

I'm only in here during my workweek

The shalom part was just a long running joke between friends that stuck around.

[deft crescent]

The algorithm has not recognised you as a goym. You will be spared but only while your deception lasts

[stoic girder]

Running joke in your chavruta?

[ruby minnow]

well back in the day if you were a little weird you were either possessed or crazy

and then you got raped in the mental asylum

[stoic girder]

Changelings...

[quaint ore]

USSR just sent you to the nuthouse to treat you via electric shock or left you in the streets

That included homosexuality

[stoic girder]

Kid start to show symptoms of extreme autism as an infant.

"He's been replaced"

[deft crescent]

Is that the Reichsadler?

[fallow trellis]

if ww1 was mostly trench warfare why didnt they just dig to the enemy trenches

are they stupid

[stoic girder]

They did.

[fallow trellis]

what happened

[stoic girder]

Melee.

[deft crescent]

Also most ppl died from artillery

[river zealot]

they did

[fallow trellis]

downgrade, gun game turned into melee

[river zealot]

actually

[ruby minnow]

they did

[river zealot]

they dug to enemy trenches, and put copius amount of explosives under them

[ruby minnow]

they blew up the enemy trenches by digging explosives under them

[fallow trellis]

the vietnamese did it the americans also bombarded them with artillery and they were mostly fine

[river zealot]

one of those explosions was so big, it leveled an entire hill

[wooden harbor]

somehow ww1 engineers managed to think of what a white girl from cali thought up. geniues, them guys

[deft crescent]

The french also triangulated intercepted radio messages to find the position of command posts which they then bombed via artillery. Interesting stuff

[quaint ore]

That is literally why sappers exist

[ruby minnow]

ww1 was boring

skip that part guys

its filler

go straight to ww2

it gets fun there

[quaint ore]

They dug so called "saps" which were underground tunnels they filled with explosives when under enemy positions

[fallow trellis]

i bet you skipped jojo part 1 and 2

[minor cypress]

No, just got really shitfaced one night and ranted "Oy vey, its another shoah" when BSG nerfed hatchet runs/secure container in tarkov and rambled about how shalom is a fun word to say.

[ruby minnow]

no actually i didn't

[wooden harbor]

nowadays you still hang out in your trench, bored as shit, but now instead of getting hit by artillery you get smacked with a drone

[deft crescent]

Wdym warfare saw so much innovation

[quaint ore]

Ukrainians and Russians actually take part in tunnel digging too

[river zealot]

ancient ukrainians actually dug out the black sea

[quaint ore]

Theres been a guy who sat in a proper dugoit bunker for 471 days without a rotation

[river zealot]

dont you know?

[fallow trellis]

the people in warfare were not innovating, the jews who profited from it hired non combatants to innovate, its not that hard people

[minor cypress]

Then posted online to Phonk edits in 4k

[quaint ore]

NOT THE ANCIENT UKRAINIANS MEME

[deft crescent]

In the east a fucking 300 year old empire fell and revolt and shit

[quaint ore]

Dont tell this guy shit canadian trench raiders came up with

[fallow trellis]

with the drone shit im surprised they dont adapt r6s and get mute jammers

or blops with the jammer in general

[quaint ore]

They dont always work cause you can just change frequencies or use fiber optic cable drones

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/matroskin-prostokvashino-soyuz-multfilm-i-dont-know-doubts-gif-12121501

[deft crescent]

Bro thinks jews had any power in the german empire, meanwhile they were actuall expelled a couple of times

[fallow trellis]

wtf is a point of a drone if its wired

[quaint ore]

Precise and cheap

[deft crescent]

Nah u gotta appreciate how terrifying this was for the germans

[fallow trellis]

long cable

[quaint ore]

Literally artillery but you dont risk counter battery fire

[sacred mountain]

Unjammable but subject to scissor attacks

[fallow trellis]

long cable drone

vs scissors

[fallow trellis]

haha thats what i said

[quaint ore]

Fiber optic cables are barely visible and it allows you to bypass jammers

[ruby minnow]

tf you mean bro

jammers are pretty prominent in there

[fallow trellis]

imagine if blops had rcxd but only for 50 meters

[ruby minnow]

that's why there are fields covered with fiber optic cable

[sacred mountain]

The forests covered with fibre optic:

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971874905467535430/1493550429127184455/HF1GFhbasAIdVwU.png

[minor cypress]

Then you get the fiber optic spiderweb fields

[fallow trellis]

do those jam drones idgi

[ruby minnow]

no those cables are connected to the drone

like a TOW missile

[quaint ore]

I said barely they are hard to see in general and you wont be able to run up at them with scissors cause you will get blasted by artillery or gunfire sooner

[ruby minnow]

you get a direct cable line with the drone so it doesn't get jammed

[fallow trellis]

i wanna say that shit stupid but im literally a law student who had a nice white collar deskjo, i know nothing about warfare or being a soldier or leo

[ruby minnow]

i mean it works

that's why its still being used

[fallow trellis]

but thats like telling me a wire mouse is better than a...you know what i get it now

[minor cypress]

Use cable on drone instead of wifi. Cable can't be jammed.

[ruby minnow]

you can't jam a direct connection

just like how ethernet is better then wireless connection

[fallow trellis]

I have a fiber cable from my isp, this cable is sensitive as hell. a cleaning lady wiped over it one time i lost service for a month

[river zealot]

mmmm jam

[minor cypress]

why don't they just pick up the old fiber optic and follow it back to the operator

[fallow trellis]

i feel like if you threw a knife in that patch you disable their cyber infrastrcuture

[river zealot]

do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

[ruby minnow]

i'm drinking americano right now i wish i had something sweet

[quaint ore]

Those cables arent connected to anything since the drones are kamikazes

[wooden harbor]

jam has seeds?

[minor cypress]

Disposable

[deft crescent]

I actually visited the at time (WW1) biggest fortress in the world, fully electrified. German innovation was crazy at the time. Its biggest cannons had a range of 11 km and it rendered practically any french advancement in the region futile, so more german troops could be sent to the schlieffen offensive

[fallow trellis]

oh is it like uhhhhh a claymore? why isnt it connected to anything

[quaint ore]

Its a literal rpg round strapped on a drone

The drone is controller via cable

When rpg round explodes so does the drone

[fallow trellis]

what will they of next

[ruby minnow]

so like are the guns strapped to the drones still a thing?

[quaint ore]

Those are used

Ukrainians even use UGVs

[ruby minnow]

but are they still used

i know they were used

[quaint ore]

Ye sometimes

[wooden harbor]

i see those usually on ground drones

[sacred mountain]

Meh, drones are lame, just strap a c4 to a rc heli

[fallow trellis]

i went to a vietnamese museum they showed all the vietname war innovations. I easily understood how they worked. I felt like i was sunsi or whatever his name was

[quaint ore]

You literally rephrased what an FPV drone is

[ruby minnow]

RC literally means remote controlled bro

[sacred mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-successful-another-another-successful-ragebait-black-gif-18435710051418180311

[deft crescent]

Its the Kaiser Wilhem II fort in case u want more info (mods this is not ww2 stuff so dont crush my balls with hammers)

[ruby minnow]

i mean

Ottomans didn't really make anything new for WW1

so there isn't anything specific to see about that era here

[wooden harbor]

great pics, thnx for sharing

[deft crescent]

Wdym its the first case of industrial warfare

[ruby minnow]

that's literally why ottomans were the sick man of europe

there was no innovation

there was nothing new

they thought european technology would be harmful

[deft crescent]

Even from their allies? Ouch

[wooden harbor]

and oh boy was it putting out the hurt lol

[ruby minnow]

so that's why

there is nothing to see about ww1

there is some things about ww2 tho

like bunkers

there were bunkers built on borders just in case germans wanted to invade

[fallow trellis]

ok thx guys

i understand it now

[wooden harbor]

something will always tickle me about seeing a big ass cannon hitched to a couple horses

[fallow trellis]

i wish they dug more tunnels so one of them would win

[deft crescent]

Where r u from?

[ruby minnow]

kebab land

[fallow trellis]

they were too busy stroking the barrells of their arrtillery to actually take initiative and win the war

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-geneuine-meme-genueinly-so-tough-genuinely-genuinely-lowkey-gif-7174887495322288591

[little mirage]

Are we hitting a breaking point with this fucker in the gif search section

[naive bison]

How artems grave will look

[deft crescent]

Bro i think ur underestimating what having literal tons of explosives per day rained down on your position does to you in terms of casualties and morale 😭

[sacred mountain]

Nah, ottoman army bought lots of german equipment pre ww1

[sacred mountain]

Ships, guns, artillery, mines etc.

[fallow trellis]

that too

if my socks were wet almost all the time i would also be sad

[sacred mountain]

But did not develop their own guns cuz uhhh welp

[ruby minnow]

because ottomans were retarded

i mean if it wasn't for Ataturk they were ready to give up the whole country to the allies

[deft crescent]

Y did the even join the war? Cuz of italy?

[sacred mountain]

Damned if you do damned if you dont situation

[ruby minnow]

ottomans first tried joining the allies

that didn't work

then the germans came

and promised good things

[sacred mountain]

Whrn english allied with russians, there were no need for ottomans for england

[naive bison]

I do.

[sacred mountain]

Because ottomans were being used as a buffer against russian expansion to mediterranean

[deft crescent]

The french were so incompetent and competent at the same time. They decrypted a german message abt the Kaiser coming to see a battle, they sent bombers to the location, but they didnt adjust for the different time zone so they were an hour late

[sacred mountain]

Shotout to greek king getting mogged by a monkey

[ruby minnow]

from what i remember

the french were using outdated tech right?

like in both ww1 and ww2

[deft crescent]

Radio stuff was actually pretty good in WW1, WW2 was just a bunch of old retards who were allergic to change

[quaint ore]

they were able to put up a fight but the biggest killer was the command structure being completely disfunctional

[deft crescent]

WW1: They had an extremely stupid mobilization system, where soldiers had to travel across the country to get to a muitition storage to get equipped first. They had to use civilian Taxis to get to the front to defend paris, if it werent for that they wouldve lost the war then and there

[pseudo robin]

mfw 10 panzers divisions are attacking from the low countries

[quaint ore]

basically, you can have all the best tech and army you can but it wont mean shit if your generals don't know anything about logistics

an average army with great leadership beats a superior army with shit leadership

[sacred mountain]

"Bro trust me bro the lé mega gérmàn butte fuker walle is surely gonna protect us oui oui"

[deft crescent]

The french army was the biggest one in europe, they had the best tanks, they had a fortified position so could afford to send tons to the lowlands (yes they expected the germans to come from there)

[deft crescent]

Yes. That and having shit communication cuz radio is evil and pigeons and a dude on a motorcycle are clearly superior

[ruby minnow]

hmm i wonder what's the biggest army in europe right now

[pseudo robin]

these retards didn't even have 20w infantry

[ruby minnow]

oh yeah its Turkey

with outdated technology

[minor cypress]

Instructions unclear, wave tactics and famine time

[quaint ore]

Turkey is third, second is Ukraine, first is Russia

[ruby minnow]

countries in peace time please

[minor cypress]

What about the 5w duracell brigade?

[quaint ore]

then turks are the largest

[ruby minnow]

second largest in nato

behind america

probably counts conscripts too

i have a slight suspicion

that Turkey will lose an actual war

[pseudo robin]

this chud doesn't even support artillery and engineer companies

[ruby minnow]

if it ever goes into one

[quaint ore]

My country is among the smallest

[ruby minnow]

like not with greece

greece isn't powerful enough to win against Turkey by itself

[deft crescent]

Luxembourgish military will singlehandedly knock out Russia in a 3 day operation trust me bros

[minor cypress]

Sorry i don't play EU5

[ruby minnow]

but like against something like Israel maybe

Turkey might lose

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[ruby minnow]

yeah sure the the whole military has been seeing active fighting since 1970 but that's against guerillas

[minor cypress]

I misread mobilization as morbillion year 2. Take me out back and ol yeller me

[deft crescent]

Id never let my turkish brothers go without a fight, NATO cohesion is as strong as ever with Putin making it expand and innovate

[quaint ore]

Six day war was hilariously one sided against israel all things considered

the only reason they survived is because they made several hail mary strikes which somehow suceeded

[ruby minnow]

how do you read the situation chaplain

would you put the turkish military on fraud watch

[quaint ore]

hmmm

Tbh NATO standard nowadays doesnt mean a lot in a peer to peer conflict

so yeah turkey is a regional power at the very least

[ruby minnow]

like i said the whole military has been seeing active combat since 1970

[deft crescent]

Numbers wise yeah. But u dont do anything in a modern war without air superiority which israel definitely had

[ruby minnow]

and let me remind you

Turkey still does use F4 phantoms

not actively

[quaint ore]

which was won by a hail mary pre-emptive strike

[ruby minnow]

but there are some

other then that its mostly modernized F-16s

and Eurofighter Typhoons are coming aswell i think

[deft crescent]

Wdym hail mary they had the tech and intel

Mossad is literally the best intelligence service in the world (at least now)

[ruby minnow]

idk about air and sea but on the ground

i don't think Turkey can be beaten easily

especially with battleproven tech

[quaint ore]

fair

[quaint ore]

didnt turkey constantly torture M60s with constant modernisations

[ruby minnow]

we still do

but for example

the KIRPI

[quaint ore]

those poor fucking chassis

[deft crescent]

Turkey also sends drones to ukraine so theyre getting the know how of how a good drone should look like

[ruby minnow]

it has been getting a lot of praise from the ukranians

because it literally has seen active combat before going into ukraine

[quaint ore]

syria was it?

[ruby minnow]

Syria and Iraq

[quaint ore]

i wonder whats the current relation between jolani's government and turkey

[ruby minnow]

we sent police cars

like 500 i think

that's all i've seen

[quaint ore]

i know they also befriended ukrainians

[ruby minnow]

but i'm sure erdogan is giving support

[quaint ore]

(probably cause HUR was literally boots on the ground during push against assad)

[ruby minnow]

but also there is the fact that

turkish army doctrine

was entirely built to counter guerilla warfare

like i said turkey has been fighting guerillas since 1970

all technology is built for that

[quaint ore]

yeah i noticed that, a lot of focus for gendermerie

[ruby minnow]

especially drones

drones like TB-2 is worthless in Ukraine right now because anti-air has been established

it was only useful in the beginning since there was no anti-air

[quaint ore]

i remember when my country crowdfunded one

[deft crescent]

I mean NATO loves countries becoming specialists in niche situations. This way that knowledge can be shared to the others and it encourages constant change

[ruby minnow]

like lets say current ukranian climate

Turkey wouldn't be useful

nobody in the army has experience in that kind of fighting

[deft crescent]

Nah why is bro the first ever non-nationalist from Turkey ive ever seen

[quaint ore]

i remember my dad criticising american infantrymen who were training with his paramilitary unit cause GWOT CQB does not account that your enemy is your direct peer in terms of training and equipment.

4 magazines in a modern day assault is a suicide, Ukrainians bring 9 at the least.

[ruby minnow]

i mean i'm just stating the facts

but like for example

you put them on a mountain

against any nato country

they will wipe the floor with them

because like i said

these people have been fighting in mountains since 1970

no nato country has that kind of experience

but you put them in ukraine and suddenly they will be the one getting wiped

because none of the training or doctrine is useful there

[quaint ore]

wasnt there a turkish dude who joined 3rd assault brigade we spoke about

[ruby minnow]

there is a whole unit of turks

[sacred mountain]

Istg this guy lives in europe instead of turkiye

[ruby minnow]

no i live in Sakarya

[deft crescent]

Well yeah thats kinda the point, theres no need to excel in every situation if you got 31 allies filling in the gaps. Id say no military of NATO could be good at every situation. Even the US struggles in naval demining operations cuz they decommissioned their modern demining fleet. Demining is the specialization of Iceland cuz they had to remove all those german seamines from ww2

[ruby minnow]

here is an example

i think America requested support from Turkey to send advisors to Afghanistan

lead some americans and train them in mountain warfare

i think Turkey refused that

[quaint ore]

speaking of aghanistan

one thing i heard americans say constantly is that ex USSR countries who went there were crackhead levels of aggressive

[pale ingot]

like i dont wanna get political but

[deft crescent]

Nahh wtf Erdogan needs to go fr

[pale ingot]

its so hard not to

[ruby minnow]

but in naval or air warfare

don't count on Turkey bro

go count on other allies

[sacred mountain]

They are trying to reel turkiye in the iran war

[deft crescent]

Erdogan being the favorite politician of greek nationalists since 2014

[ruby minnow]

he's georgian

[sacred mountain]

So real bro

Hes my favourite greek politician 🇬🇷 💪

Wish our opposition was less moron than akp so we actually would fare better

[deft crescent]

Hungary situation (which is crazy ofc) gives me hope

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ao-oni-cat-ao-oni-cat-terror-cat-behin-me-cant-behind-me-gif-1210913937372172174

ao oni

[ruby minnow]

have no hope for turkey

[sacred mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[ruby minnow]

you will be disappointed

[ruby minnow]

the fat guy got elected out of the office

[deft crescent]

Nah u just need an opposition leader named John Turkey and all will be well

[ruby minnow]

nah bro we got

John Terrible Opposition

middle name terrible

[sacred mountain]

We actually had a great chance

Too bad mf was already corrupt before he did shit

And akp ofc instantly jumped bro

[deft crescent]

Hungarian opposition won the election, so many russian dicks will go unsucked

[sacred mountain]

Still though i have hope in our gen z

[ruby minnow]

its leg day tomorrow

will be killing myself accordingly

[sacred mountain]

I feel like we'll get better when the boomer cadre leading turkey is in 6 feet dirt

[quaint ore]

i shit you not its nigh impossible to explain to westerners, especially americans why it is not a good idea to vote in pro-russian "conservatives"

[deft crescent]

Main problem in European politics is that the average voter is like in his 40s so politicians dont give a single fuck abt the youth

[sacred mountain]

Our gen z is more grounded as far as i compare to other nations and they have a head on their shoulders, i genuinely believe shit will get better

[ruby minnow]

ts will not be getting better bro

i'm getting out as soon as i can

[quaint ore]

Lithuania having a second time when social democrats have become a part of the majority and it ended up with anyone younger than 40 having no more pension prospect

[ruby minnow]

but here is a recommendation guys

do bike on the hardest friction for 30 minutes taking rests in between

works all the leg muscles

[quaint ore]

inb4 syno becomes an american

[ruby minnow]

i would love to become american

[deft crescent]

I say no more voting rights for the oldies, voting ends for u if u collect pension

[quaint ore]

i personally blame the youth cause inaction is what led to this

[ruby minnow]

bro blames himself

[quaint ore]

like we have literally held a lot of the cards and did nothing

almost no young people voted and this resulted in the worst elected government yet

[deft crescent]

Bro baby boomers and gen X had the cards, we cant even afford homes 😭

[quaint ore]

How many of you voted

[deft crescent]

Bro many of us havent even been allowed to vote since a couple of years

And how do u expect to get a majority from a minority of the population

[ruby minnow]

i just know i will be laughing at my brother if he ever complains about something the government controls

he's an avid erdogan supporter

[quaint ore]

you are still a fat ass percentage which can put in a dent in the parliament or senate or whatever the fuck you got

[deft crescent]

Like he average voter just wants to collect a fat pension and doesnt care if his kids cant afford basic shit

[quaint ore]

and you can elect people which will block the bullshit

[drifting mantle]

Just remove voting all together, just hope that your political party gets into dictatorship first and you're good

[ruby minnow]

no

he just loves erdogan

[sacred mountain]

What if both sides want the worst of the younglings

[deft crescent]

Genuinely interested. Why?

[ruby minnow]

because he's dumb

[quaint ore]

go out and protest, unless you are turkish then you either go the hardline route or leave.

[ruby minnow]

i mean i don't discuss politics with him

because i know he isn't interested in it either

he just follows what is beneficial to him

[drifting mantle]

don't discuss politics
he dumb

[sacred mountain]

Akp propaganda

Especially effective if your friends and family are akp glazer

[ruby minnow]

he doesn't have an ideology

[river zealot]

have fun shitting the day after

[sacred mountain]

Had to live in an akp household, you eventually start subjecting to it

No one is immune to propaganda

[ruby minnow]

our household

isn't AKP at all

my grandpa hated him

[sacred mountain]

Friends it is then

[ruby minnow]

like i said

[sacred mountain]

Or social media algoeithm

[ruby minnow]

my brother isn't a person to discuss politics with

he doesn't care a single bit

he just cares about what's good for him

and right now AKP is good for him

[sacred mountain]

we did protest, we just jumped in an isolated street like monkeys

[ruby minnow]

i mean when i start doing the job he does you will probably see me glaze erdogan too ngl

[sacred mountain]

We cant even effectively plan protests bruh 😭

[quaint ore]

then shits fucked

[deft crescent]

Far right retards getting more votes than usual
Europe starts a mobilization campaign just in time for right wing parties to have a competent military once in power
what

[quaint ore]

say all you want but the liberal party and any other party aligning themselves with the left has genuinely caused more problems for our country

[ruby minnow]

i mean politicians are all the same

i have never met a politician who actually cared for what happened to me as a citizen

[quaint ore]

liberals got exposed for a corruption scheme and the other party proceeded to open the floodgates for uncontrolled migration which belarus abused as a hybrid warfare tool

[ruby minnow]

they all want to just fill their pockets

[quaint ore]

before 2021 there was barely any immigrants, now in 2026 every 4th person in my city is a person on temporary living permit

[drifting mantle]

I fucking wish bro

[quaint ore]

and now they demand a mosque but our mayor told them to fuck off

[ruby minnow]

i mean one guy i know was offered a 1 mil contract by the mayor

the actual job being like 100k

the rest goes to both of their pockets

taxpayer money

so yeah idk about you guys

but i would never trust a politician

[deft crescent]

Yeah well in my country its always the center-conservatives who basically only cater to rich ppl and dont give a fuck abt securing a liveable future for the youth. They keep getting votes cuz somehow the majority thinks they are millionaires who are temporarily empoverished

[sacred mountain]

The kid called muhsin yazıcıoğlu:

They slimed bro for it

[ruby minnow]

if a politician is not dead or in prison

i don't trust them

[quaint ore]

the only politician in my country i somewhat trust is a guy who used to be a part of a neo-nazi group and a football ultra who became a christian democrat, so far the only competent leadership I saw.

and i shit you not the only reason why I trust him is because he is honest about his past

[ruby minnow]

but i won't go praising a politican just because they're dead or in prison

because some people in prison are actual terrorists

[quaint ore]

sorry, not a group

a whole ass political party

[drifting mantle]

It's all about that authenticity

[deft crescent]

50% of the land is owned by 0,5% of the ppl in my country. How fucked are we?

[dusk meadow]

extremely lmao

[clear vapor]

Where?

[deft crescent]

Luxembourg. Richest country in the world but no real land reform

[little mirage]

In asia its owned by the chinese.

[quaint ore]

then its nothing new for someone your size

luxembourg and lichenstein are tax havens usually

really the only way to make money for these countries

[deft crescent]

We used to be a tax haven, now we are just attractive cuz of good infrastructure, good know how and knowing 4 languages being the standard. Also luxemvourg is more than 10 times bigger than liechtenstein so we dont really compare

[quaint ore]

fair enough

I still find it funny how lichtenstein went to world war 1 and got one more soldier

the only country to have a negative casualty ratio

[naive bison]

Its not really political

Its more cultural than anything

[drifting mantle]

How did they do it?

[naive bison]

Trump is just a political figure but you can talk about him completely apolitically

[jovial haven]

Politics be like: "this man which wears a blue tie needs to DIE I HATE HIM FOR WHAT HE IS"

-the man with the red tie

[pale ingot]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER... PORTRAYED HIMSELF AS JESUS CHRIIISTTT

[quaint ore]

ah its a myth

[pale ingot]

i will comment no further on this

[quaint ore]

[drifting mantle]

Based

[quaint ore]

Sir thats blasphemy

[fallow trellis]

the nuts on this pokemon plushie is huge

[drifting mantle]

I ain't religious so idc

[quaint ore]

its not about being religious but having basic respect

[drifting mantle]

Respect for who'm?

[quaint ore]

its a nono to portray jews or muslims in a bad or blasphemous theme so why should christians be exempt

[quaint ore]

the fucking people who literally founded western civilisation as we know it today

[drifting mantle]

I would also have no Problem with that, but I am aware that shit would get you removed.

[naive bison]

Guys its totally a doctor...in white and red robes...with heaven opening up

Even him portraying himself as a doctor is crazy enough

He spreads medical misinfo all the time

Says vaccines cause autism

Cryon is quadruple vaccinated and triple boosted and look at him!

@river zealot @narrow lotus @stoic girder

[quaint ore]

p!cryon

[foggy mantle]

@fossil swan ⠀

[drifting mantle]

I mean... They're the ones, that also caused things to be fucked in the first place.
Western civilisations, basically fucking their own Ethos.

[narrow lotus]

i saw that , we live in crazy times

Trump prob the first US president with zero diplomatic ability , he treats everything as a business deal and is used to bully everyone

[naive bison]

You do business by threatening everyone and creating situations where the other side has zero to gain from the deal

[storm stream]

Subversive propaganda

[quaint ore]

you mean the people who actively shat on the ideas of christianity and abused their positions in the church?

listen i am no theocrat

[naive bison]

W Israel 🇮🇱

[naive bison]

... Why does it have thick thighs

[quaint ore]

but you sort of have to admit that a fat chunk of baseline moral principles are based on christianity.

[pale ingot]

im not saying anything but you know what other kinds of rulers portrayed themselves as godlike figures...

[fallow trellis]

i tot those were his nuts

[quaint ore]

and abrahamic religions in general

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/big-yahu-gif-11790524687073004912

[drifting mantle]

Yes, because they're also the ones letting it happen.
If you introduce people into your house, and you let them change certain things... It's also on you, not to do something about it.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/caballo-gif-17913509213854874891

[river zealot]

Dude, the condom ruptured and i thing i got the friend bot pregnant, what do i do

[naive bison]

It said "friend got pregnant" and I instantly knew its fake because this implies artem had sex (lol) and that it was with a woman (lol)

[drifting mantle]

And we're speaking of a whole culture here. So if we judge it, by what they did. We will judge it by what they did... Not just one part, that wanted it to be a specific way

[narrow lotus]

have u seen the Ashes of Creation studio devs spent like 200k USD on DoorDash over the span of the development

[naive bison]

I think its time to -sudo rm rf

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison didnt know u were a dev

[river zealot]

AHAHHAHAH

[naive bison]

What did I do

Can you see me type before I post?

[river zealot]

This

[naive bison]

Bro...

[drifting mantle]

Are you sure, what you about to do is worth it?

[narrow lotus]

220k USD spent on Door Dash over the span of 10 years, around 65 bucks per day

[naive bison]

Do they not have kitchens?

Or like... packed lunch

[narrow lotus]

at one point they spent 16k on a private chef

for a bit

[naive bison]

...

[narrow lotus]

then went back to door dash

ahahahha

[naive bison]

You do not hate gamedevs enough

[river zealot]

What do you mean by that second part

[thick wadi]

Well you don’t get men pregnant, do you artyom?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[narrow lotus]

just send them back to making websites or shit for minimum wage man

[drifting mantle]

Game devs get way too much good will imo

[narrow lotus]

some of them wake up and just want to scam

[river zealot]

You can't, i have tried

[jade surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1493024875663855616/poseralert.gif

[naive bison]

He knew it was iedy in a robot costume the entire time

[thick wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188199380981919786/1304860065324470312/attachment.gif

[stiff moon]

this is genius

[fallow trellis]

colombia is a high risk high reward area

[naive bison]

Everyone in the class now thinks theres a wild dog on the loose

Thanks man

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/look-big-eyes-yellowfella-4Gqa8m5OnPWwC3OOj3

[river zealot]

Look man, once upon a time, there was a moment where that was a possibility

But i blew it all

[fallow trellis]

dude, you are not taht fat

[naive bison]

Them*

[fallow trellis]

I am bigger than you

[river zealot]

Also look at my sisters cat

[river zealot]

I knew you were gonna say that

[fallow trellis]

by 3 digits in lbs

[naive bison]

And you set it up anyways

[river zealot]

She lets the kitty take walks in the city

[minor cypress]

pkill -P artyom

[river zealot]

So im surprised i met the cat when going to buy monster

[naive bison]

That's like when Norm McDonald said "no I dont want a cigarette, my doctor says I have an oral fixation - which is not good"

[jovial haven]

Why should we dont portray anyone bad because they believe in something

[naive bison]

The guest sets him up "why did he say that?"

Norm says "Cause I was sucking his cock at the time"

[fallow trellis]

brazilian women are something else

[river zealot]

Does estrogen worsen peoples english or what

[thick wadi]

You forget valfucker is German

[jovial haven]

I am mildly sleep deprived

[river zealot]

[quaint ore]

my main argument was that trump is a hypocrite in this regard cause he literally piggybacks off christian and catholics specifically to boost his votes

[narrow lotus]

Hmmm i dont like this topic , better do something to change the topic

MODS , mute Xalrider for Politics again

[jade surge]

post boobs

[naive bison]

Tf I do

[river zealot]

Post big boobs

[river zealot]

Pull out that tigz boobs gif

You know the one

[jade surge]

mods, reignite the xalrider leon argument

[quaint ore]

and these little posts literally backfired on him BAD

[jovial haven]

Hoooly

[river zealot]

Holy Molly

[jovial haven]

Bro got that on the ready

[thick wadi]

“He’s busy”

[jade surge]

posted it mid goon

[jovial haven]

Homework folder preopened

[narrow lotus]

BIBI NETANYAHU , BOTH OF THEM AND I AM YOURS

I WILL FIGHT FOR THE WHITE AND BLUE

[naive bison]

That's what I've been telling people about Hitler but they wouldn't listen

Just a friendly joke

[fallow trellis]

I love japanese women

[jovial haven]

I wanted to say #💣tarkov-released doesn't care if [insert Trans thing] but that works too as a example

[naive bison]

Time to pull out all the voice lines by Kazuya I learned in Tekken

[thick wadi]

Man I hope there’s not a bunch of piss and shit at the piss and shit factory today

[naive bison]

We love CERTAIN trans people

Look at negotiator

We love him

[narrow lotus]

Forward soldier not one step back

[naive bison]

Her sorry

Still haven't adjusted

[river zealot]

That russian trans streamer

What was his name

[narrow lotus]

Tectone

[naive bison]

HER

[thick wadi]

[naive bison]

Bigot

[fallow trellis]

this mentally ill woman is making me feel things

[river zealot]

What was the name

[fallow trellis]

or mentally ill man

doesnt matteer

[jovial haven]

I can fix her

[naive bison]

Me going into a public bathroom in uni

Walk into a stall

[jovial haven]

Nvm she can ruin me

[naive bison]

The lid is closed

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-sopranos-columbus-day-l1J9Qha6bqbCs31q8

[fallow trellis]

he she is brazilian

[naive bison]

Someone took a shit and instead of flushing fucking shut the lid bro

[jovial haven]

Artyom starter pack

[thick wadi]

Actual chimpanzee

[narrow lotus]

Animal

[naive bison]

Should have smeared the stall with shit to say
"DONT OPEN
SHIT INSIDE"

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/foxinternational-3o6YglFWW1GHKbNeYo

[jovial haven]

At my school someone legit kicked a pisser off the walls

[narrow lotus]

i understood that reference

[naive bison]

Mental illness is when short hair?

[jovial haven]

And another time someone like effectively shoved a whole ass toilet brush + holder down the shitter

[naive bison]

One day at my school they for some reason swapped boys and girls bathrooms around and someone shat into the bidet week one

[thick wadi]

3 consecutive 12hr shifts I will emerge a changed man

[naive bison]

Some people just deserve less

[fallow trellis]

idk, she does heroin and shes brazilian

[thick wadi]

See you guys when the arena battle pass drops

[narrow lotus]

Building immunity to Shit and Piss , you will unlock Detroit

[jovial haven]

He's gonna be slightly more racist in mental hospital today

[naive bison]

@thick wadi do you care after any old black ladies

[jovial haven]

I already know EVERYONE was checking it out

[fallow trellis]

ive never seen someone spell india incorrectly with all letters

[river zealot]

Woman*

[naive bison]

Internalized transphobia in theynegotiator

[fallow trellis]

3 consecutive 12 hr women?

[thick wadi]

Not really

[river zealot]

Any Latina grannies you can hook me up with?

[naive bison]

Is that the girl Tectone sexually assaulted

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade Girls : ewww someone left a fat shit trhats disgusting

Boys :

All pile up to glance

[jovial haven]

Idk not in the loop

[fossil swan]

iedy

last day of holidays

[naive bison]

To say he wasn't guilty he literally had to say his Dick is tiny and he on the stand, on record, said that he is afraid of vaginas

[narrow lotus]

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

its so over

[narrow lotus]

but at least i get paid for my time in school

[naive bison]

Tectone never was in her loop either

[jovial haven]

Shit in the pisser to leave a impression

[stone blade]

everytime in school

[fossil swan]

we dont have pissers we have toilets

only

[stone blade]

or if someone left a porn magazine

[jovial haven]

Shit on the closed lid

[fossil swan]

ion even know i dont step foot into that warzone

[naive bison]

For artem its understandable he hasn't had a solid shit in months

[narrow lotus]

this is how u make ammunition in times of war

[fossil swan]

artem leaves cannonballs

[naive bison]

One time someone in my school walked into a little kid washing his Dick in the sink

Sometimes one can be TOO hygienic

[naive bison]

Small pellets like a rabbit

[jovial haven]

Mildly crazy

Wait how tall was the kid

[naive bison]

Cat photo unrelated

[jovial haven]

Or did you just have low ass sinks

[naive bison]

Like primary school

[jovial haven]

Or like did the mf climb on iz

[naive bison]

Maybe grade 4 idk

[jovial haven]

Nvm thought it was like

[naive bison]

I wasn't there bro

[jovial haven]

A fucking 5yo in like a high-school or college

[fallow trellis]

is this a man

[jovial haven]

Dont care

[naive bison]

The geidar is tingling

[jovial haven]

I think we should be allowed to kill people in public transit which got their phones on loud

[naive bison]

Icefire wants a racewar @thick wadi

[jovial haven]

Like mf infront of me is scrolling TikTok at like max volume

[fallow trellis]

i would intentionally sabotage peoples phone so i could murder them

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-christmas-dinner-you-know-who-i'm-talking-about-one-group-of-people-gif-16191419543958320585

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[jovial haven]

Transit not trans, Russian water so lead heavy you cant read

[naive bison]

?

Are you retarded

Thats not the joke

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

Imagine calling someone out for not understanding while you yourself is not understanding

[jovial haven]

Gkms

[narrow lotus]

remember of an old video of two gypsies getting beaten to shit after refusing to turn their phone off

[naive bison]

You dont understand, I HAVE to have a loud argument on speakerphone / play NBA youngboy

[narrow lotus]

at the first hour of morning

[naive bison]

Wakes you up better than a nescafe

[jovial haven]

Good times

[river zealot]

Many such cases

[naive bison]

OOOOOHHH

[narrow lotus]

only tragedy was that they came out alive from that bus

[naive bison]

take it easy kid

[river zealot]

Shots fired

[jovial haven]

I dont even know how to insult you without pointing out your heritage now

[naive bison]

Brotha chill

[naive bison]

The mask slips each passing day

[fallow trellis]

its me, im the toe sucking evil

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

[fallow trellis]

women beware

[jovial haven]

This server is turning me a little more [XXX]ist/phobic every day.

[naive bison]

@thick wadi keep your little swollen trans toes well-hidden

[narrow lotus]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTZ6bHY0NDY2ZDF4dmtqazUyanMwZzVxeDM2bTcwMHNrY3BhZGg3dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud/giphy.gif

[naive bison]

Grooming victim

[narrow lotus]

what am i reading

[jovial haven]

The xal is influencing me

[river zealot]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFRObfpXgAAmQc9.webp

[naive bison]

I think we should groom cryon
But like a dog
Shave that fucking gypsy monobrow

[minor cypress]

Im fucking wheezing

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-wet-dog-dog-cooper-stare-gif-1418112279461909865

I love when animals get drenched, they look so pathetic

I also got a small sense of dread typing "wet dog" into the search bar

Like the time I wanted to find the silly internet cat called "jinx the cat" because it has silly wonky feet that look like the letter J

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-betrayed-gif-26720821

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-gif-27637195

[minor cypress]

Cats are retarded gremlins

[drifting mantle]

Good, give it one more year...

[jovial haven]

I fucking started to incorporate "if not, ggs" in my sentences

[naive bison]

And I googled "jinx cat feet"

And I got furry and feet images of Jinx from league of legends

[minor cypress]

Can't have shit

[naive bison]

I am not drafted, but there will be signs

Mass tourism

@river zealot @stoic girder @drifting mantle @narrow lotus did you know that Mecca is also a giant dump too

[narrow lotus]

i dont know her

[naive bison]

Whenever Muslims go see the big black cube, the kaaba 🕋

They leave trash literally fucking everywhere

Google it its fucking disgusting

Supposed to be a holy place

Just like the river Ganges that Indians shit into

Well maybe not shit, but dump waste and sewage into

Idk which is worse

[drifting mantle]

Yes, I am aware of the shit hole countries being shit holes

[jovial haven]

Yet.

[drifting mantle]

Let's import their people to create an utopia

[naive bison]

I remember some woman on The View who criticized republicans, said "if they deport all illegals, who's gonna clean their toilets?"

[drifting mantle]

Wild for people who use this kind of argument, to still think they're the good guys

Like... Do you even hear yourself?

[jovial haven]

As a sewage expert

Often sewage contains shit

Even piss

[naive bison]

Even I wouldn't say some shit like that

[naive bison]

"Sewage expert" bro just say you like watersports

[jovial haven]

I am like working on a sewage treatment plant

[naive bison]

I know im just making a joke

I see Germany hadn't invented those yet

[jovial haven]

Idk man, this chat is like a rapid fire of insults some more some less heavy, always need to be prepared to get called a bad thing

[naive bison]

Why are you hitting the parry key before someone hits "enter" 😭

[jovial haven]

Reflex

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/daigo-parry-fight-kick-video-game-gif-16522181

Icefire chatting:

[jovial haven]

Real and true

[minor cypress]

Verbal iframes

[naive bison]

Flinching like an abused child when sees "Xalrider is typing..."

[drifting mantle]

We Germans aren't always sunshine and smiles

[naive bison]

Und*

@narrow lotus @river zealot

This should be a meme bro

Someone should carve it out on a stone tablet in ancient Sumerian

[minor cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[coarse bear]

Man what the fuck

[naive bison]

Never let an accountant play Warframe dawg

[coarse bear]

I'm glad Warframe chat hasn't figured out embeds

Excel sheets for trade ads

[naive bison]

Remember you got chat banned by a single mod whenever you said [Nezha] [Synthesis Trap]

For homophobia or whatever

Telluric was his name

[river zealot]

???

[naive bison]

Did happen

It was like 6 years ago or sth

He was a super sperg too

Sadly its hard to find info now because his name also is similar to the in game resource tellurium

[river zealot]

Try to do -tellurium on searches

[naive bison]

It started as "Nezha is a trap" which is a Warframe that looks like a twink

But then the automod started catching even embeds

You couldn't have those two words in the same sentence at all

Instant chat suspension

Over fictional characters

[minor cypress]

This shit is so retarded

[naive bison]

But it was specifically one mod called Telluric involved

See if you can find any of his messages too

Im on mobile I CBA

"Slurs" those are auto banned anyways btw

You cant drop an nword or f bomb

Its specifically trap

Since when is that a slur?

[drifting mantle]

Dodged the boss too early, gets hit anyway

[minor cypress]

Telluric and FriendzoningMisandrist, chat moderators, making a fuss about it

You can't make this shit up

[naive bison]

Misandrist in the name of a mod

Really curious

[minor cypress]

That is some hitler and himmler naming

[river zealot]

Friendzoningmisandrist

Curious name for a moderator

[naive bison]

"Ihatewomenandlovehitler, a chat moderator weighed in on the issue..."

[river zealot]

Supposed to be like unbiased or whatever

[naive bison]

Like that name genuinely shows that the people involved instantly make that side wrong

Apriori

[naive bison]

What did they say btw

[minor cypress]

I havent found quotes yet

"Due to controversial content, hitler has been renamed to BigH

[naive bison]

"due to inappropriate nature of the username, "IHATEJEWS" was renamed to "HateJ"

Literally couldn't rename without leaving some mention to hating men for them being men

[minor cypress]

Its 8+ years worth of mod drama

Never touched warframe

https://youtu.be/1FxY9x3zcwQ?si=NS8bAIFEkMRgi-Ra

There is no way warframe has enough drama for an entire hour

[drifting mantle]

BigH

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mbappe-dictator-penalty-rAgSQLezb1tIWBrPft

[drifting mantle]

That's why I stay in Brainfart, no skom rule here

I love me iedy, falco and dry

And sometimes blood

[jade surge]

sometimes?

yeah you're done pal

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-bro-cat-i-will-probably-not-touch-you-touch-you-gif-13102019497570159230

[narrow lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kiss-kitty-W1hd3uXRIbddu

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[drifting mantle]

Blood isn't just as present as often and it's not his job lmao

[narrow lotus]

when imma do my next 1984 , you will be spared , Hal

[drifting mantle]

Thank you habibi

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377552830799675442/1493399986275356878/video_2026-03-08_14-44-51.mp4?ex=69ded49e&is=69dd831e&hm=803d117fd1a94882649a6bd57e1aad89680d082d2b6cdeab9c2f53ed809429ed&

[tidal trellis]

[broken pebble]

[tidal trellis]

cat

[drifting mantle]

Almost misclicked and send bare boobs instead

Which I would have deleted, but the mods would have something to look at

[fallow trellis]

replace it with these knockers for the boys

[tidal trellis]

nono my power is about to go out and I'm not done doing things nono

you can't do this to me

[fallow trellis]

its a good thing my apartment has a generator

[drifting mantle]

God bless my working power grit

Can use the Sauna and watch porn at the same time, without losing power

[fallow trellis]

women with big boobs surivive car crashes more than women with smaller boobs because they got the air bags already deployed

[drifting mantle]

[tidal trellis]

lucky

[tidal trellis]

that's just wrong

nono 5 minutes remaining, MY WORK IS NOT DONE

ITS NOT DONE

[drifting mantle]

What do you have against Saunas?

I bet flop is jealous of my supreme power privleges

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[lusty hazel]

without losing power
they're heated with wood