#🎪bruh-fart

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runic kernel
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Hi ham Hi Cuppy cup Hi Drunk Headcrab Hi fat raccoon

fluid heron
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fuck you

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saying hi to me and shit

coarse bear
fluid heron
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nothing yall could post would activate my gooning instincts

spring quail
coarse bear
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He's going to town on that shit

fluid heron
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what is the purpose of this apparatus

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is it a bong or something

coarse bear
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Smoke, yeah

spring quail
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just buy a shotgun

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my grandpa showed me how to smoke with a shotgun

fallow trellis
fluid heron
spring quail
gleaming grove
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Sorry man

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500 baby bunnies

fluid heron
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that gacha fucking vtuber shit gotta be the most sad existance ever

gleaming grove
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King Arthur wont be able to pull me out

fluid heron
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you seem to use at as a point of pride

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which makes it even more sad

upper shore
spring quail
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papaw was in vietnam from like 64-72

gleaming grove
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Cuz you are the one feeling it not me

spring quail
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he was doing secret training of southern forces and then he was in combat for the last few years

fluid heron
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yeah feeling bad for you

gleaming grove
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Ok

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I dont feel bad so that all matter

fluid heron
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none of my family members participated in any us wars

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probably because my lineage from my great grandparents is all jewish

spring quail
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my dad was in the navy during the gulf war and iraqi freedom

gleaming grove
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My family did but I never know full story

fluid heron
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tends to be the case

gleaming grove
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My grandfather fought in Vietnam until fall of saigon

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @thorny folio @river zealot @fossil swan just saw a rumor that Benjamin "Big Ben Goatanyahu" Netanyahu has cancer

fluid heron
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saw that a couple days ago

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used to pray for times like this

gleaming grove
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Forgot how much of a pain it is fighting DoG

naive bison
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Sent him $50 just now to cheer him up

gleaming grove
spring quail
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cookies and cream hersheys bars are the worst and should be discontinued

fluid heron
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if you fuck with white chocolate in any form you should be publicly hanged

gleaming grove
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Peppermint Chocolate

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I dont consume chocolate anyway

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So im dodging the nuke truth

spring quail
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chocolate is fine

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white chocolate,

fluid heron
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now almond joys

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i would fiend for those things when i still did trick or treating

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instead of just getting drunk every night and going oh wow its halloween

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and continue to drink

spring quail
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i could shave my beard and get away with trick or treating

fluid heron
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3 musketeers and almond joys

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holy shit

gleaming grove
spring quail
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milky ways and 3 musketeersfat

gleaming grove
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Caramel Chocolate

fluid heron
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they probably put crack in those 3 musketeers they were too good

gleaming grove
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I like chocolate caramel cookie bar

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Mainly because they really dont have a lot of chocolate as they mainly the coat

spring quail
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i fucking hated snickers when i got em

fluid heron
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im going to bed and jacking my shit too drunk

spring quail
gleaming grove
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I dont even eat snickers

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I mainly eating twix

spring quail
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i dislike twix also

gleaming grove
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Mainly cuz they are cheaper and i found they are better

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Other than that?

spring quail
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BUT

gleaming grove
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I dont eat chocolate cookie bars

spring quail
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i need the twix coffin

gleaming grove
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CUZ REAL MAN EAT CHOCOLATE FIRST STRIKE BAR

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Nah its pretty disgusting

spring quail
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like the ration thingy

upper shore
pale ingot
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kys

gleaming grove
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You can get 12 of them.for 36 bucks

spring quail
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this is enough to hand out to my neighborhood

dusk meadow
gleaming grove
gleaming grove
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We come here for living prevention

pale ingot
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thats when you either lock in and pull the most batshit insane play or die in the first second

dusk meadow
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more like brain cell degradation

pale ingot
spring quail
gleaming grove
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That thing causes diarrhea

gleaming grove
gleaming grove
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It still causes constipation but that shit good

gleaming grove
spring quail
gleaming grove
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You know

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I used to think the round golden wrap chocolate was luxuripus af

spring quail
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ferrero rocher?

gleaming grove
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I was so disappointed to find it in every walmart for like

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5 bucks?

gleaming grove
spring quail
gleaming grove
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Yeh

spring quail
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i mean this is objectively the best cheap chocolate imo

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i would love to get a big thing of these from someone for a holiday

gleaming grove
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So whenever my family from US brought some I thought it was one of the most expensive money can get

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It costs like 300,000 dollars in my currency so yes it was a fortune

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In US? Like 6 dollars

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Like damn

spring quail
gleaming grove
spring quail
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omegakekw you put your hands on a lot of vietnamese dongs huh

gleaming grove
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I did put my hand on a lot of vietnamese dongs

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Cant get enough 🤤

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Please pour load on it

gleaming grove
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We also called USD American Dong

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So im not feeling shame

spring quail
gleaming grove
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Collected a lot of dongs for my AR15

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I cant have enough

spring quail
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i got a pocket full of dongs

gleaming grove
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Man

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I hate waiting for 5 minutes for heater to warm up

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Is this even good

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I found this one peaker

spring quail
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"stir fry style"

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visible soup

spring quail
gleaming grove
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I love Buldak Cabonara

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I dont like normal Buldak

spring quail
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i hate that fucking mascot

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never tried any buldak tho

gleaming grove
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The holy grail

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Of instant ramen

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I prefer nong shin spicy sour

spring quail
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if its stir fry style with no soup/broth ill probably fuck it up

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i dont fuck with soup/broth noodles unless im actually at a shop

gleaming grove
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You might like or not like it

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Its very spicy

spring quail
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i like spicy

gleaming grove
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Cabonara is least spicy imo

spring quail
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good that means nobody else in my house can eat it

gleaming grove
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And its still spicy

pale ingot
spring quail
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i used to put ghost pepper hot sauce in my chili all the time when that brand still made it

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pepper palace el diabolito

gleaming grove
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Get Indomien Mi Goreng

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Your life will never need any other fry noodle

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Cuz that shit

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Is maximum peak

spring quail
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they also have a hot and spicy version but ive never tried it

gleaming grove
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Huh

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Really?

spring quail
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the mi goreng

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yeah

gleaming grove
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Interesting

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I must try it out

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Mi goreng is peak but barely any spice

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I usually add extra chilli oil

spring quail
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i wanna get some of that korean pepper paste dry mentioned once

gleaming grove
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If you want spicy

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Get Vietnamese fried chili

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Aka Sate

spring quail
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i linked the mild version

gleaming grove
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I havent heard that name in a wild

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What the heck

gleaming grove
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Or a korean mart

spring quail
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no but i have two asian grocery in the next city

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and a world market

gleaming grove
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It has to be from Korean mart tho

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I live in Cali so its everywhere

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Tbf its the only grocery store I can go to outside of Stater Bros

spring quail
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i wanna go to get some asahi beer soon so ill check it out

gleaming grove
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Walmart is kinda meh in term of grocery

pseudo robin
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Asahi is peak

spring quail
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i havent tried asahi yet but i like sapporo

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i love when i go to an asian place they bring me a 24oz glass bottle of it

pseudo robin
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Asahi is like the only beer ill drink

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And melbourne bitters

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That shit so also peak

spring quail
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i like coors

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and ipa's

gleaming grove
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The only beer I have drank is Heineken

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Since I have drank beer like once

pseudo robin
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Mid

spring quail
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booty beer but pretty green bottle

gleaming grove
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Well idk whats the difference between beer

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They all trash like each other

pseudo robin
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wrong and stupid

gleaming grove
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Truth and true

pseudo robin
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I wouldnt expect any of the retarded autists in here to have good taste

gleaming grove
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Best drink is H2O

spring quail
gleaming grove
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CAPRISUN???

spring quail
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YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRR

naive bison
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good morning

umbral field
gleaming grove
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YO THAT SHIT GOOOOD

gleaming grove
spring quail
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you can get jugs of it nowPOGGIES1

gleaming grove
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I cant believe such peak gone unnoticed

dusk meadow
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literally 1984

gleaming grove
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But caprisun is just so peak

spring quail
gleaming grove
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I actually usually prefer Vitamin water

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Since I cant get my hand on Sobe Life Water

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I actually do not know where to get this

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Well outside of shipping

spring quail
gleaming grove
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The only way I can get a bunch of it for free is military base

spring quail
gleaming grove
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So I can only taste it if I re enlist

spring quail
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remember what they took from you

gleaming grove
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Man

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I dont want to re enlist just to taste this peak

spring quail
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sobe was completely discontinued nearly 10 years ago

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2018

gleaming grove
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Like PEPSi co has a big contract for it

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My last time drinking it was 2025

spring quail
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i need to try these

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YOOOO THEY GOT CAFFEINE ONES

gleaming grove
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They took it off

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And replace with PRIME

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They replace peak with mid

gleaming grove
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@spring quail it would be so cool

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It would be so awesome

spring quail
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is there one with an optic mount

gleaming grove
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Lemme see

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Ig depends on where you are from

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I'd pick it up from local trading

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You sometimes get a new one for 100 dollars

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Check NSN

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Its the only way to tell between real and Chinesium

spring quail
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they only have one large size left

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fuck me and my big head i guess

gleaming grove
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My actual size is medium

little mirage
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You just doxxed yourself

spring quail
little mirage
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Judging by your hat size, I can deduce you from 6 billion people to 1,500 people worldwide TROLLED

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Dont believe me? Send me your credit card information.

upper shore
spring quail
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data center^

unborn geode
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anyone remember viva Pinata ?

paper schooner
gleaming grove
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Such information

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I have looked up and down from many sources

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Scholarly sourced, popularly sourced but I still cant find the reference to the one who asked

spring quail
grizzled meadow
gleaming grove
spring quail
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you think the kid had fun making these videos

fallow trellis
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christian invincible

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hes not a viltrumite, he gets his strenght from god

upper shore
narrow lotus
coarse bear
narrow lotus
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@fossil swan @pale ingot @regal thorn @naive bison @river zealot @stoic girder

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3rd account down i repeat 3rd account down

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damn the mods of this sub are some fucking crazy retards

stone blade
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asshole

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
# stone blade oh but I'm not pinged?

Doctor got attacked by the pacient family because she needed emergency stomach cleaning cause she ingested 25 pills or whatever
I comment "The Usual Suspects? "
I get 250 upvotes and 2 awards in 1.5 days
They ban me

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speedsmirk haters

stone blade
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HAHAHA

naive bison
stone blade
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1: they-
speakbigtrouble speakbigtrouble speakbigtrouble speakbigtrouble nah nah i dont want big trouble

naive bison
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they got full fledged warframe on mobile now

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DE keeps taking W's and proving they are by far the best free to play gaming company of all time (or second, cause valve lol)

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btw this game is ACTUALLY crossplatform apparently

river zealot
naive bison
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as in, you can play with ppl on PC

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it's actually unironically fucking INSANE

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also not a fun fact, my game looked about the same on my old pc, with a 1050 2gb non Ti version, and an AMD A10 7800 2 core APU

spring quail
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broke ass pc

naive bison
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i would play the game 1080p and use dynamic res at 50%

river zealot
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been there before

narrow lotus
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My 1st good PC was an AMD Athlon x3

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what a shit cpu

naive bison
narrow lotus
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friend had an i3 3rd gen he was wiping the floor with it

pseudo robin
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I wonder how much longer my 5800x3d will be good for

naive bison
narrow lotus
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with the RAM issues rn , im not rushing anywhere to upgrade to ddr5

pseudo robin
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I only have a 6800xt tho

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Grim

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Yeah ive got 32g ddr4

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Good enough

spring quail
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idk what i got but i know i got 32gb of it

pseudo robin
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I only got more ram for tarkov

spring quail
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i got a hot rod

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and apparently a 4gb 5070 tiomegakekw

narrow lotus
pseudo robin
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4gb

spring quail
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speccy refuses to read any higher for some reason

narrow lotus
spring quail
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my 8gb 2080 super also read at 4014

river zealot
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what the fuck is this

naive bison
narrow lotus
river zealot
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i think it might be too much

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yes having the age of the main character is very important

naive bison
river zealot
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i wonder why

narrow lotus
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thats why they got positive reviews

river zealot
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i am scared

naive bison
narrow lotus
regal thorn
regal thorn
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lmao

narrow lotus
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i kinda want to go to the gym but it snowed so much i cant drive or feel like walking

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how about tarkov instead

stone blade
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oof

narrow lotus
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@naive bison @regal thorn @stoic girder

fading portal
spring quail
narrow lotus
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i think my car is literally stuck in the parking lot

spring quail
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melt ice

regal thorn
naive bison
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fuck you

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
naive bison
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that's the cardio for the day

spring quail
# narrow lotus i dont think the Profi Market 24/7 parking lot would approve of that
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get the camo one so they cant see it

naive bison
spring quail
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you screw in some 1lb propane bottles and youre good to go

narrow lotus
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foggy mantleBOT
naive bison
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WOAH

narrow lotus
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you need to chill Xal

naive bison
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get that shit off my screen

narrow lotus
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so this shit melts the snow ?

naive bison
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fucking retard

spring quail
regal thorn
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at that point get a flamethrower

spring quail
narrow lotus
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bro ate the whole supplies in 4 days

spring quail
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but no the thingy projects a lot of heat and its rated for a big area

narrow lotus
spring quail
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there's a smaller one that i use in my car to de ice it since my heater doesnt work

naive bison
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@narrow lotus my fuel timer is pretty accurate, do you think airwingmarine sleepwalks into his hideout and gulps it straight out the generator?

regal thorn
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isn't that guy slightly retarded?

spring quail
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but the bigger one throws more heat

naive bison
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he once said cheating in video games is the same as date-raping women

narrow lotus
regal thorn
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@narrow lotus just piss on the snow manpeeposmile

narrow lotus
naive bison
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wtf is that supposed to mean

narrow lotus
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go on full servers with aimbot and speedrun who got banned the last

naive bison
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Iedler and his Diddy Disciples

narrow lotus
naive bison
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hopping on 1.6

narrow lotus
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din 32 playeri ramaneau 8 la final

narrow lotus
naive bison
regal thorn
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era ceva admin in proba fmm

narrow lotus
regal thorn
regal thorn
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you should have sent the palpatine gif

narrow lotus
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You hit your 30s

and suddenly, life looks nothing like you imagined. No perfect career. No dream house. No great love story wrapped up in a bow. Just you-navigating, healing, unlearning, and trying to trust the timing of your own life. Most days, you're fine. You remind yourself that everything happens when it's meant to. But then there are the quiet moments. The scrolling-too-long moments. The watching-friends-reach-milestones moments. The wondering-if-you-missed-your-chance moments. And in those moments, the doubt creeps in. The feeling that maybe you should have it all figured out by now. But here's what you need to know-you are not behind. You are not running out of time. You are living a story that was never meant to be rushed. A story that is still unfolding in ways you cannot see. And one day, you'll look back and realize-you weren't lost. You were just on your way home to yourself.

narrow lotus
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Xalrider

spring quail
regal thorn
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hide your fridge man

naive bison
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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

narrow lotus
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crown guy

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Senator Armstrong

regal thorn
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@narrow lotus time stamp, it's a joke please don't ban🥺

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quaint ore
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But seriously this looks like a genuinely painful amount of sugar

narrow lotus
regal thorn
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@narrow lotus do you enjoy siege battles in total war?

narrow lotus
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depends on the game as well , sieges in original rome and medieval are better

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simpler

regal thorn
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for me sieges feel boring and repetitive

spring quail
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for me ive never played a total war game

pseudo robin
spring quail
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but i bought shogun 2 super complete mega edition or whatever

pseudo robin
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Ca hasnt made a good game in 10 years

regal thorn
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shogun 2 is one of the better ones tbh

spring quail
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i wanted it back in the day because of the tf2 promotion

pseudo robin
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Shogun 2 attila and kinda three kingdoms

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Rest are booty

regal thorn
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atilla mechanics are retardedfriendlyrope

narrow lotus
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atilla was better than Rome 2 but it ran like shit

spring quail
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fuck i just remembered my gf has a twin sister

narrow lotus
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32 bit game in 2015

spring quail
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im going to make zack and cody jokes now

narrow lotus
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shogun 2 was the last good one imo

spring quail
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ill play it in approx. 50 years when i get through my backlog

high wing
spring quail
regal thorn
narrow lotus
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atilla with 1212 mod was good as well

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and Rome with DeI

regal thorn
quaint ore
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Same

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That shit was baller

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But laggy

regal thorn
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3k has 190 expanded, most provinces have unique units

pseudo robin
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I liked 3k

quaint ore
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Attila has very stupid unit balancing

pseudo robin
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diplomacy actually worked

quaint ore
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Played as the venedians

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They are stupid strong if you do your eco somewhat okay

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And god forbid the poison arrows

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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and it didnt have the budget rome 2 had

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as always with Creative Assembly

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performance was also pretty bad yeah , as i said , 32 bit game in 2015 kinda cringe

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Spanish army attacks Bordeaux - French city held by me ( England )

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@stone blade

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mixed feelings about the revamped combat

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i rly liked the original games combat

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TC Carson tho ouuuskha

regal thorn
narrow lotus
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expanded so much i had borders with the mongols at some point ( the mongol rape train has no brakes )

regal thorn
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cav going brr

stone blade
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not a remaster

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its most likely gonna be a mechanics revamp but with the same or almost the same story
basically modernizing it

narrow lotus
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i mean im up for it , however i hope Santa Monica remembers the old games were full of gore , brutality and tits

stone blade
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new ones also are but the gore is you killing ice mfs and some ogres and shit

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sadly no tits

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they had to stay woke

narrow lotus
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yeah that one was much safer

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but i guess it makes a bit of sense since Kratos really tries to distance himself from who he was

stone blade
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if its santa monica remaking it then I'm on the optimistic side of things (rare for me I know)

narrow lotus
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Like Heimdall would have been dismembered completely by old Kratos

stone blade
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but if its some unknown studio or some garbage studio (grove streete games)

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then its gg and it will be trash

narrow lotus
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both gow games were rly good

narrow lotus
stone blade
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they deserve no mercy

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the mobile ports of the games and the 2013 "remasters" for consoles were alright
but telling them hey not make all of this but on PC is retarded

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anyway I go play wolfenstein

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man old games with no hdr sadge
@narrow lotus

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I'm so used to hdr at this point dude I can't fucking play without it

narrow lotus
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@regal thorn @quaint ore

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Rome 2 moment

stone blade
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man youre such a slinger iedy

narrow lotus
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20 euros for full Shogun 2 with DLCs , should i chat ?

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i havent played Shogun that much back then

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my PC sucked

quaint ore
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Shogun 2 is the best total war imho

river zealot
abstract ruin
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CA likes to give up on mechanics that they don't wanna fix

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I dont think there's been a TW game with naval combat since Attila

narrow lotus
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got Shogun 2 Gold Edition for 7 euro gg

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No , i like swords

drifting mantle
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Total War: Warhammer 40.000

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Doubt it will be peak tho

stone blade
abstract ruin
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They're supposedly making a whole new engine

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The current one has been a thing since empire so it's falling apart at the seams

drifting mantle
river zealot
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They are gonna have to nerf them one way or another, so they wont be as fun to use

drifting mantle
stone blade
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Me and gang running after we asked the midget prostitute if her price is 50% off
@drifting mantle @river zealot @narrow lotus

abstract ruin
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to be fair

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i don't think there's been a game that properly displayed space marine power level

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definitely not Dawn of War

river zealot
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They put one on your dick and spin her around

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If you dont cum for long enough you get your money back

stone blade
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hm

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U seem to be knowledgable about this huh

abstract ruin
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but space marines are a whole faction

stone blade
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U have something to tell me artyomka doakes

river zealot
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Ever heard about the joke about 2 gey men fucking?

abstract ruin
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you think they're going to just have entire armies comprised purely of hero units

river zealot
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2 gey men are fucking, and the top one says

  • Oh, i forgot to tell you, i have HIV
    The bottom one responds
  • Really!?
  • No, i just like it when you get tighter
stone blade
river zealot
gleaming grove
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Ada Wong

quaint ore
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Doing bent over rows for the first time in 2 years i think

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Fucking hell

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It really is one if the hardest fucking exercises

drifting mantle
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Dumb-Bell or Barbell?

quaint ore
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Barbell

drifting mantle
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I also use the barbell for it, it's a tough mf

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But every exercise is omegakekw

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I hate the Deadlift

river zealot
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@naive bison @narrow lotus

pseudo robin
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So will med 3 probably

drifting mantle
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100%

quaint ore
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I cannot see any reason why 40k would work in a total war scheme

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Like at this point the game would become modded warno

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If you want for it to be somewhat authentic

pseudo robin
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Itll be clunky and buggy dogshit

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That'll be unplayable for least a year

quaint ore
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Ye its just the usual triple a slop sponsored by a predatory company

pseudo robin
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Ca is just super incompetent

quaint ore
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And 40k ""fans"" will eat it up like the good consoomers they are

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At this point i dont consider anything past 8th ed canon

paper schooner
quaint ore
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How will they fucking work in the context that everyone is armed with full auto guns

pseudo robin
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Theyre good features and mechanics sprinked amougst their booty games of the last decade that always get dropped in the next title

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For example functional diplomacy in 3k

quaint ore
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And battles often exceed 10k troops on one side

paper schooner
unborn geode
pseudo robin
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Itll outsell fantasy

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And go on to have 392726 dlc

river zealot
quaint ore
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40k is for everyone except people who actually like good stories

pseudo robin
river zealot
pseudo robin
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I used to really like 40k when i wad younger its been booty since gulliman returned

quaint ore
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I miss when guardsmen were actually interesting

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Like you had actually interesting regiments like the vostroyans and elysians

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Where are they now?

paper schooner
quaint ore
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In fucking warhammer legends

river zealot
quaint ore
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I hate modern 40k lore cause it is inconsistent as fuck and constantly goes against itself

Like mf pick what you wanna be

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Anyways back to doing arms

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So i can pop the GW execs skulls with my bicep

pseudo robin
little mirage
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The best thing to happen to warhammer fantasy was that it ended. Cant retcon as much as you wish

little mirage
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This guy is my favorite starwars character and hes in there for only one game

coarse bear
pseudo robin
#

it's over for you goy

coarse bear
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Hal having to reveal his real name is the German equivalent of Jim Bob and not Hal

pseudo robin
#

herman the german

stoic girder
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At least that's how it reads to me.

manic cave
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^^

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They literally just want your name so they can silence you.

coarse bear
#

Kitchencels hopium

manic cave
narrow lotus
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@stoic girder hi sven 🍻

stoic girder
stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Bro this gym is fucking packed FeelsCatMan

stoic girder
narrow lotus
#

There are 2 baddies

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Otherwise full men and high school lads

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They are 5 on a machine man

coarse bear
#

Time to do squats

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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Suv guy blocked Police parking entrance lmfao @stone blade @stoic girder @regal thorn @fossil swan @pale ingot

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Bro got out and back in furious

coarse bear
#

Ranked piss

regal thorn
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@narrow lotus hai ba ca e bine, a venit amenda 200 si platesc doar 100

tidal trellis
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Morning boys pepefridge

pseudo robin
tidal trellis
#

I'm straight!! madge

fading portal
coarse bear
naive bison
#

@narrow lotus @river zealot went to pick up my mom's benefits
Bruh they ran out of large bills and gave me a GTA money pickup instead

coarse bear
#

Money spread opportunity

river zealot
coarse bear
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That's $20 right there

naive bison
river zealot
#

you dont have black people

fresh rose
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he wants to say

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a romanian immigrant will rob your ass

naive bison
#

If I speak

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Massive trouble

coarse bear
fresh rose
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this man does not know about the romanian tank trade

coarse bear
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"Black people live in Russia" isn't bannable, Cockrider

fresh rose
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Black people are in each eastern european country

fresh rose
#

they play for the football teams

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
fresh rose
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I open insta and see a ishowspeed satanic demonic ritual edit

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i open twitter and I see the exact same video

narrow lotus
naive bison
narrow lotus
#

kekl we are so fucked

fossil swan
fossil swan
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i cant even eat infinity ham

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raaahh

fresh rose
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imma find it real quick hmmtodayiwill

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yup

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20 posts scrolled down and I find it immediately posted by a different account

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fuck social media sucks

vast wren
#

hello

naive bison
vast wren
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did anyone get banned or muted?

vast wren
#

no airbags, dying like a real sailorn

deft crescent
stone blade
narrow lotus
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IF I TELL YOU TO SHIT , YOU SHIT - THATS AN ORDER

deft crescent
stone blade
coarse bear
narrow lotus
#

dont remember where i heard about the seargant that ordered his men to start pissing on the mortar during ww2 to cool it off and it worked to some extent

coarse bear
deft crescent
coarse bear
#

Yes but translation tools

desert osprey
vast wren
#

What is he saying

drifting mantle
desert osprey
vast wren
#

might as well be heiroglyphs to me aye

drifting mantle
coarse bear
grizzled meadow
coarse bear
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🤮 ❓

desert osprey
#

ты их немного учи

#

а то че они как

#

неучи

vast wren
#

what

tidal trellis
#

weirdge

#

Okay google, translate for me pls

drifting mantle
coarse bear
vast wren
#

what is this

storm stream
desert osprey
split canyonBOT
vast wren
#

quoi

narrow lotus
storm stream
desert osprey
#

ватафак

grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
#

Mine is yellow

desert osprey
# tidal trellis Why!

тебе нравится когда венозные мускулистые руки крепко обнимают тебя

drifting mantle
split canyonBOT
coarse bear
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Do you like it when veiny, muscular arms hug you tightly?
-# gtranslate Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
desert osprey
tidal trellis
#

weirdge ?

split canyonBOT
#
grimanima
flop
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Uses

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Rank

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Special permissions

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coarse bear
tidal trellis
#

Also dry

#

Sorry to say, I don't I can continue the demoman run pepefridge I had to return to my true calling

coarse bear
#

Weakling

tidal trellis
#

That being a scout main

coarse bear
#

Become a heavy main instead

tidal trellis
#

I could not resist the temptation of the scattergun

vast wren
#

-25

tidal trellis
coarse bear
#

Feel the eyes of every sniper and spy in the-
kekwtf

desert osprey
coarse bear
#

Stop jerking your gerkin before TF2

tidal trellis
#

I do not do that!

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Track aim is just hard!

tidal trellis
#

You try hitting a bunch of scouts jumping around u madge see if it makes ur wrist hurt

drifting mantle
#

Paper wrist

desert osprey
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spongebob type wrist

coarse bear
#

Yeah, it's called being the bullet magnet

tidal trellis
#

Eitherway I could not resist my true calling as a scout main pepefridge I had to return to the fast Boston boy pepefridge

coarse bear
#

If it hurts your wrist, lower your sens
Use your forearm and elbow

drifting mantle
#

I told Flop to hit the gym, to work on those wrists. But he refuses, says he's already perfect. While having painful wrists

storm stream
coarse bear
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Don't even need the gym to start
Grab ya a 5L jug and do wrist curls with it

drifting mantle
#

But even that is too much for Flop

coarse bear
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1L bottle it is

storm stream
coarse bear
#

Fuck it
330mL coke can

storm stream
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literally no point bothering

drifting mantle
#

@tidal trellis 1 liter bottle wrist curls? How about it?

tidal trellis
#

What why

coarse bear
frail scaffold
storm stream
frail scaffold
#

@stone blade

vast wren
#

tonk

storm stream
stone blade
frail scaffold
#

skyrims ost is the best thing about it

crimson crag
stone blade
frail scaffold
crimson crag
tidal trellis
#

Oh come on he is not! madge

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He's just a dick pepefridge

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He likes laughing at people

coarse bear
naive bison
desert osprey
desert osprey
tidal trellis
#

Ew monolith

lusty hazel
crimson crag
tidal trellis
#

Why yes, I'm a freedomer pepefridge

coarse bear
foggy mantleBOT
crimson crag
frail scaffold
lusty hazel
frail scaffold
#

girlcockx is down

lusty hazel
#

suck a dih

frail scaffold
#

its over

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FUCK

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i have to use one of the normal people ones

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fuck this

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FUCKKKK

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wait i copied the wrong tweet

tidal trellis
dreamy flaxBOT
#

Warned kanortex for: Don't post memes with Hitler in em thumbsUp2x
Warning: 1

desert osprey
#

первый пошел

crimson crag
#

Which meme had hitler in them and why is that specifically banned lmao

tidal trellis
frail scaffold
#

why do you think

crimson crag
frail scaffold
#

it isnt but you forgot this is the server that also banned the word gae

crimson crag
crimson crag
frail scaffold
#

idk i forgor

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
#

Why do you have a video of felix

tidal trellis
crimson crag
#

I have many videos

coarse bear
crimson crag
#

Not necessarily of felix

storm stream
crimson crag
#

Like who even cares about that guy

crimson crag
#

Damn i had a ton of edgy (but funny) shitposts that i could have posted.

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
drifting mantle
crimson crag
#

Actually im still not sure which shitpost contained hitler, probably the russian one wasnt it

narrow lotus
frail scaffold
crimson crag
#

Oh the isekai one, what the hell marked one

frail scaffold
#

MARKED ONE WHAT THE HELLL

lusty hazel
crimson crag
fossil swan
crimson crag
fossil swan
fossil swan
#

i dont have the original

fossil swan
lusty hazel
#

don't worry we post beheadings all the time

crimson crag
#

@coarse bear

frail scaffold
storm stream
coarse bear
narrow lotus
tidal trellis
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
crimson crag
frail scaffold
narrow lotus
#

p!monolith

foggy mantleBOT
crimson crag
frail scaffold