🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

you can amputate it up to the shoulder but then you cant wear a prosthetic anymore

[fallow trellis]

id rather get the mod that gives me the autistic trait

[green schooner]

schizo mod

[pale ingot]

missing an arm also makes you interact with like everything slower

but you can get a prosthetic to remedy that

[fallow trellis]

yeah it fucking sucks

[pale ingot]

it does suck

thats why i play with it

[fallow trellis]

can u offset it with dextrous and a prosthesis

[pale ingot]

theres literal prosthetic skills that you can build

[upper gulch]

i was shocked to learn how simple later soviet cockpits were

[upper gulch]

it just looks like a normal embraer

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

you good bro?

i just spawned in

[fallow trellis]

is there a book for this

imagine pairing it with the efficiency skill mod

[pale ingot]

unsure

probably not

[green schooner]

other then the campfire incident that burned my neck and jumping through glass to escape deep wounding my hand

yeah

[pale ingot]

the zombie was wearing what

[green schooner]

LMFAO

[pale ingot]

slayy

[toxic sundial]

got the old rift s working again

[pale ingot]

oh

[toxic sundial]

dust layer an inch thick on that old girl

[pale ingot]

insane

[visual stirrup]

contraband from sralnya

App store
"A Split in 30 Days"
"I ripped my ass, this app can fuck off."

[toxic sundial]

sorry ham take it to #zomboidposting or get a 1 week mute

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418596748833722489/1455079546343788575/holyfuck.gif

[toxic sundial]

tf is that

[toxic sundial]

sorry hame take it to #animation&rigging or get a 1 week mute

[green schooner]

truck no battery

fucked rn

waiting on batt

[solar breach]

one day ill have my own gen 1 steyr scout

unfortunately

[glad carbon]

Get a 5.56 one

[solar breach]

i do want a .223 one yeah

[pale ingot]

meandering

[green schooner]

peak

[fallow trellis]

what kina uinis this, is this tetris mod

[solar breach]

a .243 would also be nice

[pale ingot]

inventory matrix

it just turns the inventory into a grid

as opposed to inventory tetris where you gotta like

manage it

[fallow trellis]

isnt that more clutter than the regular ui

[pale ingot]

ok but i like it like this more

[fallow trellis]

are all item just squares

even furniture

u carry around

[pale ingot]

no idea

[fallow trellis]

i see a ? icon

are u using vanilla clothing expansion

[pale ingot]

thats the only cure's amputated arm

its like

equipped forever

[fallow trellis]

its an item?

[pale ingot]

yeah

you cant take it off its just there

hole in the wall

sure ill bite time to check it out

[fallow trellis]

im guessing thats how the mod works around blocking ur second hand slot

and thats not the actual removed arm

cuz why would u keep a severed arm

[pale ingot]

it isnt the removed arm

thats how the mod works

holy shit i just realized whenever i right click anything it generates like

20 errors

[spring quail]

hell yeah

[fallow trellis]

i love b42.13.1

if im running solo i just do b41

i already got a perfect modlist for b41

[pale ingot]

levelign foraging while i meander

[fallow trellis]

rn b42.13 dont got mod traits

or the popular maps

like raven creek

[pale ingot]

this is y we forage

[fallow trellis]

what

[minor cypress]

Way cheaper than i expected tbh

[fallow trellis]

random cabbage

[toxic sundial]

Just buy it 4 head

[solar breach]

still well out of my price range lol

[fallow trellis]

in our b42 mp world we got stendos gunshop open, i got all the guns and shot every zombie in west point

[upper gulch]

are you sure thats not just for case it comes in

[fallow trellis]

a total of 4k zombies

now we do nothing but grind skills

[toxic sundial]

that's like less than a month on minimum wage just don't be poooor

[fallow trellis]

i miss zombies

[upper gulch]

wdym

[toxic sundial]

old Louisiana still giving you that 7.25 and hour

[minor cypress]

4080 or gun

[upper gulch]

i think georgias minimum wage is 4 dollars

[pale ingot]

imma be fr i have no idea where i am

[fallow trellis]

they have minimum wage?

[upper gulch]

us state not country

[toxic sundial]

fuck I need a new pc

[upper gulch]

make new pc

[toxic sundial]

well

Here's the thing

[fallow trellis]

I still remember that retard who said lets not have minimum wage but instead maximum wage

[toxic sundial]

I have the money

[fallow trellis]

fucking retard wants a salary cap

[toxic sundial]

It's just sitting there

[upper gulch]

YES

[toxic sundial]

In the savings account

[upper gulch]

we need maximum wage

[toxic sundial]

Buuuuuut

It won't be there if I spend it

[upper gulch]

maximum wage of 5 euros

[toxic sundial]

[upper gulch]

it wont be in your pockets anymore if you get blown up and die

[solar breach]

you see im not legally employed

[minor cypress]

People still not realizing salary is the smallest part of mega rich peoples incomes

[solar breach]

i do work for my grandfather

[fallow trellis]

u dont want to get a raise or something just have it at 5 dollars max

[solar breach]

flooring

dosent pay much

but im evading taxes

[upper gulch]

yea that way everyone is poor with me

[fallow trellis]

i respect the hustle

[upper gulch]

it already is like that

[toxic sundial]

😭

[upper gulch]

but at least corporations wouldnt be able to have too much money

so then they would all die and our local farmers would get support

[fallow trellis]

maximum wage is just another lingo for communism

[upper gulch]

no more bingo or konzum

[toxic sundial]

maybe start shining @solar breach

[upper gulch]

my entire city would die at that point i think my whole city is meant for industry and rail and its already dying

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-eating-rabbits-gif-8416742

[pale ingot]

found.. this fuckin place i guess

[upper gulch]

heres bunnies some guy is selling near me

enjoy

[pale ingot]

i dont know where i am but there is a LOT of drugs in here

[fallow trellis]

bros in skidrow

[minor cypress]

O'Block Switchyion wants to know your location

[pale ingot]

she's a fixer-upper (dont mind the blood splatters in the room behind me that was the homeless squatter)

[green schooner]

@pale ingot calling in pz

got the truck

enjoying my fishing

I did have to shoot myself in my single player run

cause right as I cleared the glass it made me go through when a zombie was there

so

[pale ingot]

i really need to learn welding

[green schooner]

https://medal.tv/games/project-zomboid/clips/lQlNUTgYs_k53AK4S?invite=cr-MSxmbDQsMTQxNzY5NDI&v=34

yeah its goated

[pale ingot]

why would you do that

the jumping through a window into a zombie part not the shooting yourself

[green schooner]

it made me climb it

I only clicked clear glass

[pale ingot]

g g

[green schooner]

not even jump through

it automatically did it

that mechanic killed me

so watch out

[grave bronze]

i need to play zomboid with someone jeez

[green schooner]

is fun

[grave bronze]

havent touched it in awhile

anyways

ive been sitting in a rimworld loading screen

[grave bronze]

for seven minutes

[toxic sundial]

playing the game correctly then

[green schooner]

what 200 mods does to a rimmer

[grave bronze]

fun fact 90% of my 3000 hours is just loading screens

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-gif-2019692487910975978

[fallow trellis]

literally asked for it

[grave bronze]

also yeah charon that was your fault

[pale ingot]

wow when did that happen

https://tenor.com/view/trollszn123-ronaldo-gif-18268194

[fallow trellis]

can u hack that off also

[minor cypress]

Even with texture optimizations?

[pale ingot]

yes if you have a saw

i dont

and i dont car enough to keep going

[fallow trellis]

how long can u hack it off

[pale ingot]

idk i think its configurable

[fallow trellis]

imagine ur abt to turn then u just hack off ur hand

[grave bronze]

its rimworld it doesnt have multi core shit, its the definition of a bottleneck, at a certain point texture optimizations wont do anything

anyways should i spend $150 on a cold war flight helmet

[pale ingot]

nvm

[fallow trellis]

rimworld needs all ur ram and gpu

[grave bronze]

this fuckn thing

[fallow trellis]

imagine u get bit and u hack off the wrong limb

[pale ingot]

if youre like already going through zombification i think you cant just hack it off you have to be quick about it

[pale ingot]

you can cancel it but i think it generates a deep wound

[minor cypress]

My fav part is you better not alt tab during rimworld loading or it will probably crash

[fallow trellis]

yeah id rather just get the suicide mod

[green schooner]

game made me

[minor cypress]

The loadtime is perfect for making tea and grabbing a snack

[grave bronze]

nah

[green schooner]

how is it my fault

[grave bronze]

i do it all the time

works fine

[green schooner]

that the game made me go through it

[fallow trellis]

u played pz

[pale ingot]

anyway fuck this trait it said it dodged the bite but i still actually just got bit

[fallow trellis]

idk

i read the shit that game made u crawl automatically after i sent the message

so im doubling down

[grave bronze]

you went into the window with a desk in the way right next to the zombie

its gonna grab you

[green schooner]

yeah all I did was click was clear glass

not jump through it

[fallow trellis]

i am never wrong

[grave bronze]

oh

L

[green schooner]

literally game mechanic killed me

[fallow trellis]

nah dont see me doing that shit

im doubling down

[green schooner]

first time it’s not a skill issue on my part

[fallow trellis]

i get that

[green schooner]

spend 5 nights in raven creek

[fallow trellis]

but i already sent the message that its ur fault

i cant do anything about that anymore except double down

[fallow trellis]

b42.13.1?

[green schooner]

I respect it

[fallow trellis]

does it work?

[green schooner]

for that build? No idea

im not even running it

it’s just a evil ass map

regardless

[fallow trellis]

ur b41?

[green schooner]

B42

[fallow trellis]

ah

i hope they port shit fast

[green schooner]

do they even look like 41 to you

[grave bronze]

i love looking at the description of products on milsurp websites cause you can tell it was written by a divorced dad in their 50s

[fallow trellis]

i cant tell no more

[green schooner]

the one with the better lights

[fallow trellis]

i fucking hate that there are garbage books in b42

[green schooner]

it helps cause your gonna get depressed a lot

and panicked

[fallow trellis]

i went to west point school they have books about fairy tales and not books about advance mechanical engineering

absolute dogshit change

[green schooner]

go library

duh

[fallow trellis]

yeah i went to the school library, they have books about history, novels, and autobiographies, not on advanced medicine, how to build a house from wood etc

education in america was already failing as early as 1993

[green schooner]

lowkey unlucky cause I got carp 3 and 1 in a school

skill issue

ngl

[fallow trellis]

loot pool got diluted

[fallow trellis]

i respect that

[green schooner]

it did

[pale ingot]

time for one more pz restart

[fallow trellis]

fuck you tho, i should have gotten that carp 3

[pale ingot]

see if i fixed the 5 shrimpillion errors

[green schooner]

but I’m playing multiplayer server so I can’t tell cause the owner wanted good items to be rarer

like I cleared main checkpoint and only got 2 m16’s

and a canteen

[fallow trellis]

i dont even have an m16

[green schooner]

bum

[fallow trellis]

i just got a dbl barreled shtgn

[green schooner]

saw it off

It’s better

[fallow trellis]

killed 4k zombies with it

[green schooner]

peak

[minor cypress]

Rare collectors, Pristine, ancient gladatorial helmet, minor wear, imported from saigon. Limited run. No offers, price is final.

[green schooner]

@pale ingot watch out btw 3 zombies can pin you down now and insta kill you

[fallow trellis]

my father taught us not to be ashamed of our long barrels

[green schooner]

your father was lying to you

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-sad-roblox-sad-roblox-fight-geo-cgf-gif-21342163

[scenic field]

Long barrel looks cooler

[green schooner]

yeah but when your dealing with 200 zombies you kinda need your rounds to be hitting everything

[fallow trellis]

yeah evil dead guy had a long double barrelled shot gun

[green schooner]

instead of just 1 zombie

[green schooner]

not even joking happened to me

[fallow trellis]

im gonna do that later

but not because you told me to

[green schooner]

you should forage to

it’s kinda meta now

[fallow trellis]

finding a cabbage while foraging

[green schooner]

not to be that dude but I found like 8 mushrooms in the forest and 3 stones

and cooked them

[fallow trellis]

u cooked the stones

[green schooner]

totally

I totally didn’t make a campfire

I actually ate the stones to

[narrow sorrel]

so like what, 2k reloads?

[narrow sorrel]

Ohio

[pale ingot]

which shithole do i spawn in boys

[fallow trellis]

yes, i am level 5 reloading now

i shot all the zombies in west point

[green schooner]

West Point

Nah

[fallow trellis]

there are only a few zombies left that migrate from the forest

[pale ingot]

yes king

[green schooner]

Muldraugh since it’s b42

[scenic field]

Muldraugh

[fallow trellis]

can u spawn in LV

[green schooner]

it’s police station has like

[pale ingot]

yes king

[green schooner]

a shit ton of guns

[green schooner]

no

[fallow trellis]

echo creek so u get NOTHING

other than farm food

[pale ingot]

im probably dying quick man idk

we'll see

[fallow trellis]

excuse me while i spawn in rosewood for the 5th morbillion time

[pale ingot]

foraging simulator

[green schooner]

me when my foraging gives me 30 billion mushrooms

[fallow trellis]

they should do a challenge map PZ India

[toxic sundial]

up your butt and to the left

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[scenic field]

If you get the bodily functions mod you can poo on the ground

Or your pants if your not careful

[fallow trellis]

indian immersion

[pale ingot]

tf goin on in muldraugh

[scenic field]

A nearly naked dude wandering through the fog

Where are your clothes

[pale ingot]

gone

[scenic field]

Looks chilly out

[pale ingot]

maybe a little

dont worry i capped a zombie with a dumbbell

i have clothes now

[scenic field]

....youre wearing zombie clothes?

[pale ingot]

yeah?

problem with that?

[grave bronze]

"The HGU-39/P was designed specifically as a 1st attempt to protect pilots in Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical environments. Back in the 1970’s when there was fear of the Russkies attacking with chemical or biological weapons across the European frontier, the USAF needed to protect its forward-based pilots."

thats what it was for that helmet

"Russkies" just screams divorced dad for me for some reason

at the end it also said "Necessity is the mother of invention and the HGU-39/P was born out of necessity – real fast."

[scenic field]

Black rifle coffee fueled that description

[grave bronze]

https://www.omahas.com/shop/helmet-hgu-39-p/

[pale ingot]

im chilling brah

[grave bronze]

its based right next to fort worth

[pale ingot]

about to rip up a ton of clothes

free cloth

[minor cypress]

Holy fuck that really is divorced 50 year old dad talk

[grave bronze]

yeah

[solar breach]

creepy

[green schooner]

@pale ingot did you die yet

[pale ingot]

im chilling

[grave bronze]

started a new colony

i forgot to have someone with good construction

[green schooner]

sad

Please die

[grave bronze]

and 2/3 colonists cant do hauling

its already over

ive had worse ill thug it out actually

[fallow trellis]

bro spawned in silent hill

[green schooner]

Yeah sometimes the fog just comes

It’s really bad in b42

And there is a new storm system

[grave bronze]

i hate that i recognize that exact house in muldraugh

[green schooner]

the lower residential area spawning house?

[fallow trellis]

when we started out west piint run it rained for like 3 days

then whrn we got water collectors it stopped

[green schooner]

Bum

you live by a river

???

[pale ingot]

no

but muscle strain is being evil rn

it dont wanna go away

[green schooner]

oh yeah I forgot they added that

[pale ingot]

all i did was slime out like 6 zombies with a dumbbell

[green schooner]

in mp it’s not existent so

[green schooner]

yeah I hate the tried system and muscle strain in b42

kinda changes a lot

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/salem-rwby-rwby-volume-8-salem-rwby-salem-rwby-volume-8-gif-805435033851716211

[spring quail]

drip acquired

[pale ingot]

i got stuff on me brah

[green schooner]

Tuff

[fallow trellis]

was a good show till the author died from peanut

[fallow trellis]

yeah no im no river bather

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/destroythelife/status/2007887650817188137 oh hell naw

Rafael ∀ (@destroythelife)

https://t.co/Z2p7yZNFnI

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[fallow trellis]

i take showers in the sink like a regular person thanks

[spring quail]

that's called a whore bath

[green schooner]

I mean that’s how you get water

[fallow trellis]

call it whatever u want

sticks and stones

[green schooner]

take pots to the river

and fill them

And then boil it

[fallow trellis]

ull probably shame me for peeing in the sink too

[spring quail]

no thats fine

[fallow trellis]

sink cant handle my logs

[green schooner]

Yes

[spring quail]

time to upgrade

[fallow trellis]

u pee in urinals right

floor level sinks basically

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jengtoilet-gif-21841423

[pale ingot]

the scrumptious meal

[green schooner]

lol

[fallow trellis]

a urinal is just a sink thats stooped to short peoples ball level

its not my fault im tall

theyre the same thing

people just tell u otherwise

and u listen

[scenic field]

Is that a bunker?

[solar breach]

my modded toz-66 damange

versus vanilla caravan shotgun

i was wondering why i was turning legionares into a mist

[minor cypress]

Perfectly balanced

[scenic field]

You inspired me to redownload tale of 2 wastelands

[solar breach]

why he smiling like that

[scenic field]

Cuz he knows

[minor cypress]

Maduros lost cousin

[solar breach]

one shell btw

[scenic field]

I looked at a picture of myself when i made that character. My friends said its very accurate

[spring quail]

get that yam off your face

[scenic field]

NO

I like it

Gimme ypur cowboy hat

[minor cypress]

Dr disrespect has seen better days

[scenic field]

Beats by CIA

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc5-vergil-dmc5-motivation-chair-gif-25921358

[green schooner]

is kirkified president of Venezuela allowed

I have one already

[scenic field]

Newvegas/zomboid brainfart is my favorite brainfart

[broken sand]

B41?

[solar breach]

i need to get my cowboy hat reshaped

or maybe even a new one that fits tighter

[minor cypress]

No clue, good luck

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc5-dance-cowboy-hat-gif-4714558837266429883

me since i got my hat

[green schooner]

since it was on instagram I’m not

[scenic field]

Rate my dinner

[spring quail]

uh

[minor cypress]

Peak edit

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[minor cypress]

The Chicharrón in the corner

[clear vapor]

#🎪bruh-fart is just purgatory

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

[minor cypress]

Cozy purgatory

[spring quail]

yeah if you're not retarded enough to hang

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/window-meeting-bye-walkout-im-done-gif-14366322

[green schooner]

I have to many campfire photos

[green schooner]

always has been

unless you want madi back

[clear vapor]

A what

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[clear vapor]

no I don't

[spring quail]

im wearing my cowboy hat

drinking a capri sun

[green schooner]

ik

You’ll never know

[clear vapor]

acceptable

[green schooner]

@pale ingot can you test his fishing works

how*

in b42

[spring quail]

is king crab in zomboid

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2007975401088540771 @pale ingot

CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E)

Sodom and Ga-mole 💀💀💀💀

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[green schooner]

my dudes starving and I don’t wanna log back in if I know it’s easier to just pick mushrooms

[green schooner]

Who

[minor cypress]

Now you just need some texmex and a bag of peanuts to munch on

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crab-battletech-king-crab-battletech-mechwarrior-mechwarrior-king-crab-gif-9061798129423776655

crab battle

CRAB BATTLE

[green schooner]

no

[spring quail]

CRAB BATTLE

[pale ingot]

wonder why that happened

[spring quail]

crab battle

[pale ingot]

if i get the opportunity

[green schooner]

thanks pookie

[green schooner]

muscle strain on your none existing arm

[pale ingot]

i be chilling brah

now im no expert but there should be a hospital somewhere in muldraugh right

i think i can actually see some medical buildings nearby

[green schooner]

muldraugh never had a hospital

but

I think they added one

[scenic field]

Theres an old person home

[green schooner]

or it was there before idk I never enjoyed maldrsugh before

[scenic field]

And a clinic

[spring quail]

CRAB BATTLE DETECTED NEAR YOUR LOCATION

[scenic field]

Is this B42.13?

[spring quail]

idk i dont play zomboid

ui is too smalll for my display

[green schooner]

yuh

[scenic field]

Get a smaller screen

[spring quail]

one day

[scenic field]

So it fits better

Do you want mine? I stole it from verizon when i worked there

[spring quail]

no lol i dont even have a desk

[scenic field]

Get a hotel room

With a credircard

Credit card

[spring quail]

no

[scenic field]

How is that even comfortable lol

How do you lock in

[spring quail]

i just play better

[scenic field]

Nice choice in deoderant btw

Is it the ocean one

[spring quail]

fiji

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/very-nice-impressive-gif-13646207769991612852

I went to the grocerystore for an emergemcy stick of deoderant and old spice was, i shit you not, $10/stick

[spring quail]

but no, the setup isn't very comfortable at all anymore. used to be when i was younger, but this sucks. i want a desk again

[scenic field]

Get a hotel room

Steal the desl

Desk

[spring quail]

i dont have anywhere to put one

[scenic field]

Go to hotel gym, steal the dumbells

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

why didnt i think of this before

[scenic field]

Farmer carry them out the door lol

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill3-silent-hill-silent-hill-gugga-silent-hill-heather-gugga-gif-27377029

[pale ingot]

i died g g @green schooner

[minor cypress]

The shrimp setup

[green schooner]

how

[pale ingot]

dragged down

[green schooner]

Told you

B42 is more in depth with everything now

[pale ingot]

b42 is more evil

[spring quail]

im glad you saved that but its also weird that you saved that lmoalol

[green schooner]

Yuh

[minor cypress]

A copy gets saved when i draw over an image. Had to dig for that

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[solar breach]

Yknow it's a shame that i had the knack when I was younger and never pursued engineering

Nobody saw me taking apart my toys and went "Oh thats neat, he's got a bright future"

[scenic field]

We all know why he saved it

[spring quail]

is this you

[slender rock]

OKAY FUCK IT

FUCK IT

FUCKING THING SUCKS

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-guys-fighting-fuck-you-bloody-bloody-bloody-fuck-you-bloody-you-are-fucking-you-are-fucking-indian-gif-15192140

[solar breach]

Yes my neck is that comically swole

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/drunken-draugr-dd-false-fact-check-gif-1444938985379413338

[coarse bear]

What's his line gauge

[spring quail]

im no fisherman but i would assume a whole lot

[pale ingot]

locked in instantly

[drifting mantle]

Er fuhr Ford

[spring quail]

took last swig of vodka out of my last bottle

instant vomit

[drifting mantle]

A real men would've kept it in

[solar breach]

Instead of vodka try pinkie pies party punch

It's 80% abv

[coarse bear]

whut

[pale ingot]

who up taking shots of pinkie pie's party punch

[coarse bear]

Is the bit that it punches you in the throat

[spring quail]

its a double whammy

it also punches your liver

[solar breach]

It's 80% abv cause 20% of the bottle is empty

[deep topaz]

the bit is that it's moonshine

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[coarse bear]

INB4 it's just wood alcohol

[spring quail]

wood alcohol??

[coarse bear]

Methanol instead of ethanol

[solar breach]

If you can drink 2 shots of wood alc and not go blind I'll give you 5 bucks

[coarse bear]

Makes you blind by destroying your optic nerves

[spring quail]

i see

[coarse bear]

It's a byproduct of making moonshine and being bad at it

Not to say "You're bad at moonshine if you make wood alcohol"
It's to say "You're a retard for bottling it"

[solar breach]

I mean, it's not totally unusable

Very flammable

Could be quite fun

[coarse bear]

I heard Swiss night clubs are into that

[drifting mantle]

I thought moonshine fucks with your eyes?

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/UmMti2O.png

[coarse bear]

If your moonshine has methanol content, it will

[spring quail]

200iq

[drifting mantle]

Tell me how you make this... Moonshine

[coarse bear]

Wikihow has you covered

[solar breach]

I need to hobby brew one day

Will start with mead

[coarse bear]

Also you're better off making mead

[spring quail]

irl judge holden

holdenposting

[pale ingot]

no

[spring quail]

yes

[drifting mantle]

I want the full hill billy expierence
@prisma venture get in here

[pale ingot]

its just a hillbilly

[solar breach]

Def safer

[coarse bear]

Could be having the nord experience instead

[solar breach]

Yknow without the risk of

Explosion

Or methanol

[drifting mantle]

Already had on Christmas

[minor cypress]

If i remember right, its from not getting rid of the head when distilling, the first bit of the brew

[drifting mantle]

The head?

[coarse bear]

A tankard of forest berry wildflower mead and nobody asking who your wife is

[prisma quartz]

woke up checked on my hammie and found him dead

rip to a real one

[coarse bear]

Methanol is slightly less dense than ethanol and has a lower boiling point iirc

[solar breach]

The family hates to see me coming after a good mead session

[solar breach]

"OH dear he's in the loincloth again"

[spring quail]

uncanny resemblance

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[high wing]

thats not how its spelt

[pale ingot]

genuinely not youre just retarded and autistic

[spring quail]

i know you are but what am i

[coarse bear]

Are you sure

[pale ingot]

gae

[cerulean wing]

Pizama

[spring quail]

i know you are but what am i

[high wing]

whats the urban dictionary say

[pale ingot]

you ar . stupid

big idiot

[high wing]

ar .

[dreamy flax]

📚 Pyjamas

Thing to say when you're horny.
Often accompanied by an extreme [thrusting] motion.
[Originated] from "Pyjama time", or the [time to go] to sleep.

"It's Pyjama [Time]!"
"PYJAMAS! [thrust]"

[high wing]

madeup

[coarse bear]

[drifting mantle]

I really should be buying the brewing simulator

[solar breach]

Who the fuck says this

[pale ingot]

daamn daniel. ar . ar . ar . ar . ar .

[cerulean wing]

dirty, dirty clown.

[minor cypress]

I only remember it from when i tried looking into homebrewing booze

[solar breach]

Real ones learn how to distill from gmod darkrp

[high wing]

no one urban dictionary is retarded

[minor cypress]

Realized distilling is alot of setup and equipment

[high wing]

dont look up nugget in a biscuit

worst thing of my life

[solar breach]

[minor cypress]

And just settled on fruit juice + brewers yeast + sugar to make hooch

[solar breach]

I love how once I got my new phone discord has gotten even more unstable somehow

[drifting mantle]

Tbh, I'm just curious what real moonshine tastes like

I imagine it's even worse than Whiskey.
I am a Cocktail enjoyer

[minor cypress]

Harsh. It tastes like harsh.

[solar breach]

If you don't like whiskey you won't like moonshine

[minor cypress]

Unless its diluted down. A friends family used to make large batches of apple pie moonshine

[drifting mantle]

Yea, but I just wanna know HOW bad

[deep topaz]

moonshine doesn't really have a flavor. just burns

[coarse bear]

You know, I remember that as a Tobuscus song
But I'm pretty sure we looked it up on Brainfart before and it was a sex thing

[minor cypress]

Just save yourself the setup headache, use everclear + vodka mix

[high wing]

yes

[grave bronze]

what the FUCK HAPPENED TO MY GAME

[spring quail]

the sight of this makes my liver quiver

[coarse bear]

Can't believe Toby Turner was singing about sex things to his young audience

[drifting mantle]

Hmm... So probably even worse than 50% Berliner Luft

[deep topaz]

moonshine is like, 90%+

of course it's worse than 50%

[drifting mantle]

[coarse bear]

Considering people buy 95% rubbing alcohol just to down it in one shot

[solar breach]

Subliminal messages, all part of Israel's plan....

[grave bronze]

hey who wants to drink wood alcohol with me

[pale ingot]

yummyyy

[solar breach]

Me, you go first

[drifting mantle]

It's all about getting results

[grave bronze]

all i did was remove DBH because I forgot i had it on

[coarse bear]

It's come to a point where I have to tell the pharmacy lady who sends me to buy the bottles (it's usually for me to clean surfaces or for my mom's castration tools)

[grave bronze]

time for a smoke

[minor cypress]

Bottle everclear. Bottle vodka, apple juice, apple cider, cinnamon sticks, brown sugar, white sugar, apple pie spice. Ez fauxshine

[solar breach]

Hey one of those screams are in a scream mod for people playground

[minor cypress]

Combine everything but booze, simmer on low, mix, let cool completely. Add booze. Done.

[drifting mantle]

I will try that

[minor cypress]

Its tasty, just don't forget its got 95% alcohol and vodka in it

Everclear is tasteless, and if diluted enough, you really can't taste it at all

[drifting mantle]

I will probably not taste the other ingredients, because of the burn

[minor cypress]

Nah, if done right, its not incredibly noticable

[spring quail]

sleeping that off

[minor cypress]

Thats what the sugars, juice and cider are for

[drifting mantle]

Hmm

[spring quail]

whiios

[drifting mantle]

I will give it a shot

[minor cypress]

You can also use it to make your own tinctures and extracts

[drifting mantle]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-heart-kratos-heart-god-of-war-god-of-war-ragnarok-gif-27089804

[spring quail]

i want to shower but i feel weak as fuck after my puke voyage

[deep topaz]

bath

[solar breach]

Jackboot helmet my beloved

[spring quail]

i may pass out in the tub

[deep topaz]

snorkel

[high wing]

i like how the model is bald

so they added hair thats not attached to his head

[drifting mantle]

Use a safety rope

[gleaming grove]

what dur hellllll

[solar breach]

Lmao you're right

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/schmoop-gif-26237806

[minor cypress]

Shower + gatorade

[minor cypress]

No clue how people can enjoy getting drunk to the point of puking and keep going

If that happens, im tapping out, it's bedtime.

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1457567465167913033/go.mp4?ex=695c78fb&is=695b277b&hm=e251b252b9c5604807e65a66bc1b2f3a011ab7b2e0895bba224564a9ae0ed86a&

[minor cypress]

Now, if i even get remotely drunk enough, i will find a cozy place and go to sleep

[drifting mantle]

Especially do it again and again.
I wouldn't touch alcohol for a few months after that

[rocky geode]

basically as soon as i stand up from whatever table im drinking at

its time to fuck and sleep or throw up and sleep

those are the two options

[minor cypress]

3rd option, drunk munchies then sleep

[rocky geode]

if i havent eaten already by that point , im off adderall and not hungry so fuck it

or off the yak

either way no longer hungry

[minor cypress]

Man some peanut butter pretzels and a beer would go so hard right now

[upper shore]

GETTING DRUNK AND SLEEPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocky geode]

so if you see me walk into a bathroom drunk u better pray i throw up ;))))

almost forgot my punchline

[minor cypress]

When meds work, no hunger. Meds wear off? Starving Ethiopian homing in on food

[rocky geode]

YEP

[minor cypress]

Unless i actually remember to eat breakfast or anything hella dense in protein

[rocky geode]

will literally eat you out of house and home

[minor cypress]

Peanut butter banana toast my beloved

[rocky geode]

and a nice glass of whole milk while i t pose on the lactose intolerant mortals

[minor cypress]

Protein in general on meds is almost mandatory, because you aren't eating anything otherwise

Its less "not able to eat" and more "too locked in to eat"

[rocky geode]

i can eat on normal doses but weekend drinking doeses hunger no longer exists it is a forgotten concept

so i eat a major meal before

[minor cypress]

E G G S

[rocky geode]

but i also am getting too old to binge like the good ol days

stay up three days drinking, vidya, women, more drinking , more vidya

[minor cypress]

when you don't remember taking meds, end up double dosing, spend rest of day feeling like smeagol

[rocky geode]

there is such a thing as too far yea

you just zonk yourself out, end up in decision lock or randomly digging through boxes in the attic

the play is multiple small doses, every hour or so, keep popping as long as the party goes

accidentally pop one right as the oarty ends

if you have no one to fuck youre just drunk, awake, and bummed its all over LOL

the good ol days

get home sitting in your bed like

wish i could sleep...

[high wing]

my favorite

[minor cypress]

Redosing is wild, i like sleeping too much.

[rocky geode]

yeah im not saying its smart

im saying its fun as long as the party keeps going

you can be SO drunk and still functioning

more stable than coke which goes up and down so fast

[spring quail]

im afraid it is time

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-red-dead-redemption-good-night-rdr2-gif-6476584276180339980

[deep topaz]

I drink fairlife milk cause it already has the lactase stuff put into it

I need to get me some more fairlife chocolate milk

[minor cypress]

I buy fairlife because it lasts longer and stops me from forgetting it exists.

[deep topaz]

that too

[minor cypress]

We either binge milk in 1 week or forget its existance and it spoils

[minor cypress]

Real play is adderall + phenibut, but no booze or depressants at all.

I always felt like booze + meds just ended up making you feel booze less

Kinda a waste

[fluid epoch]

Straight zlorpin it rn

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2007959831186153907

Daniel "Quest" Kwon (@LoLQuestKR)

The reason behind why people can't log into League is absolutely hilarious (shoutout to the GOAT @Vandiril )

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/2 · Jan 4, 2026, 11:38 PM

[minor cypress]

Its so damn common these days

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison

[minor cypress]

We've gotta harass people to renew stuff in the org all the time. Prob just got lost during new years chaos

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2007895294474854697

Dakiii ✨ (@iTsDakiii)

They're calling it the worst vc of all time man

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 7:21 PM

The suicidal ideation causing VC

[green schooner]

@minor cypress

[high wing]

is that the dog zapper

[green schooner]

no its not hasan

[drifting mantle]

In his 50s

[deep topaz]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTDTRviEQ3G/

five nights at soggy

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2007950984879001715

narancia gaming (@naranciagaming)

The Onion is so fucked bruh

QRT: NewsWire_US
Maduro’s dancing was 'final straw' for Trump, in his decision to capture Venezuela’s dictator — NYT

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 11:03 PM

In other news
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2007964570850320872

Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus)

You may think Cruelty Squad and Fear & Hunger Termina are outliers, but the truth is Finland has a rich history of inventing games that are Not Normal

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 11:57 PM

[deep topaz]

so how does it work? pitcher gives a light toss and batter cracks it into the outfield?

[simple ore]

this assumes i know how normal baseball workss

[coarse bear]

Lower left is normal baseball
You pitch a ball, the batter hits it away and tries his best to load a base, by running to it before the ball is returned into the diamond (the four bases)
If he's touched with the ball before he touches the base plate, he's out
If he touches the base plate he got to, he's now on that base with the guy defending it
Rinse and repeat

[simple ore]

[pale ingot]

nerd.

[coarse bear]

It's also the most boring sport

[deep topaz]

baseball is boring because it lacks a fundamental dopamine spike, like all the other sports

[prisma quartz]

what about cricket though

[deep topaz]

football is cool cause it's basically bloodsport but with pads

soccer is less cool, but still better than baseball, because of physical contact

[simple ore]

ok bro

keep coping about your dead sport

[prisma quartz]

soccer i get because the field is dynamic, things can change in a few seconds

[coarse bear]

Rugby still exists, no pads

[prisma quartz]

cauliflower ear session

[deep topaz]

if america wasn't constantly held back by shareholder juggernaughts that refuse to give up an inch of the mental mindspace, rugby would kill over here

[coarse bear]

Ehhhhhhhhh
They sure have a lot of terms

[minor cypress]

Golf is the most boring shit to watch

[hushed current]

What the fuck is the internet

Can we reset the internet?

[quaint ore]

No

Sadly

[simple ore]

at least it's fun digitally

[sacred mountain]

This kind of weird shit already existed

Internet just made it more public

We need to remove humanity

[deep topaz]

there's a reason we didn't allow women to do things

[simple ore]

says the furry

[hushed current]

Lmao

[coarse bear]

Wdym the internet, it's always been like this
It's just now it's easy to find in public searches

Internet just gives you access to knowing that there's weird shit

[coarse bear]

I made it a point to not scroll down, dw

[fallow trellis]

its where i argue with imaginary people and sometimes the feds

[sacred mountain]

https://preview.redd.it/asses-are-autistic-now-v0-vct6z1jo5p9g1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a6b2d7a88ad7ff94e96fc44ad1b1c0266f3115ee

[rocky geode]

the fuck is phenbutt

[minor cypress]

anxiolytic gaba supplement. Gives good mood, good sleep, vivid dreams. Kinda similar to booze without the drowsiness or motor control issues

[pseudo robin]

Rugby mogs american football

[rocky geode]

(bear tracks down and kills woman)

[rocky geode]

interesting

[primal kayak]

Fellas

Do you think if I made a post on twitter calling female wrestling a joke, could I get a chance at a buff mommy beating my ass?

[pseudo robin]

Its worth a shot

[primal kayak]

I might give it a shot

[deep topaz]

make sure you say that muscular women look gross

[primal kayak]

We'll be eating good this year

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/research-lab-coat-gif-26671156

@vale sand ain't no way

[vale sand]

What happened to "I will run this discord server to the ground"

[simple ore]

ask him

he's back

[dreamy flax]

📚 ground

[Verb]

1. [Punish]
2. [Restrict]

1. I can't go, I'm [grounded].
2. I'm [grounded] from the [computer].

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

Tarkov enjoyer researching grass -2026 colorized

[coarse bear]

[minor cypress]

Damn he's actually back

[simple ore]

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1457466554093535265/G9qnSyNWoAEjmdE.jpg

[rocky geode]

would

[wooden harbor]

orcussy got a man actin unwise

[clear vapor]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxEaQdybUAMoHCY.gif

[coarse bear]

The dog looks like it files taxes

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/frantaojeb-taxes-tax-daň-daňznemovitosti-gif-26311344

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-vs-i-do-not-care-who-the-irs-sends-i-don't-care-who-the-irs-sends-irs-taxes-dan-vs-irs-gif-4093921358638686921

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2007818968589799645

Doe (@sourerdoe)

This actually works. It may not have been my dad’s intention or primary goal but he did pretty much all of this and I unconsciously grew up with unbelievable standards. It’s damn near impossible to impress me. This is probably why.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 2:18 PM

[stark gull]

You should instead teach them not to care about the guy, his feelings, his wellbeing, constantly flirting with other guys to keep him on his toes

[deep topaz]

once again, men being taught that your love is reliant only upon your usefulness, not unconditionally

[rocky geode]

well thats life chief

might as well accept it and be useful

get bitches for usefulness

[rocky geode]

the lion gets no bitches

[minor cypress]

Ngl it takes a while to unlearn that

[rocky geode]

why would you unlearn it

is true

we live in a production society

produce mf

produce or you are gaé

[minor cypress]

Not like it was ever explicitly taught, but i've definately had moments where i focus way too hard on "what uses do i have" to justify being loved instead of accepting people can love you for being you.

[rocky geode]

they can love you for being you

but if being you is some unemployed basement neet its gonna be hard to love "you for being you"

being functional is loveable

[minor cypress]

Oh yeah fuck that, you still have to be an adult and handle your shit lol

I just think focusing too hard on that leads to being allergic to leaning on a partner for any help, instead of it being mutual.

[deep topaz]

dating culture right now is pretty toxic in that regard. You have to not rely on your partner for anything, or else you're needy or useless

[gleaming grove]

LMAO

COD predicted 2026

[minor cypress]

Hadn't dealt with that in ages. But i've totally had moments where i have to remind myself I don't have to solo one man army everything and just thug it out

[stone blade]

who?

[coarse bear]

The God-Emperor of GAMMA who will easily become the next moderator

[heady crow]

Isnt it quite easy to do so with a couple of exploits

[tidal trellis]

[upper shore]

ah fuck we're in cod ghosts

[hushed current]

You know shits fuck when I clicked on it expecting a video to play

[high wing]

Grant is so funny

[deep topaz]

yuck

space midgets

[stark gull]

Hey, Xenonauts is fun

[deep topaz]

so far it has been very fun

feels way more fair than XCOM

[deep topaz]

insurgents helping me on the field

[clear vapor]

What game is this

[deep topaz]

Xenonauts 2

XCOM but less shit

[clear vapor]

Kinda reminds me of Door Kickers in a way

[coarse bear]

I was about to say, looks like classic xcom

[deep topaz]

what the fart is this thing

[little mirage]

Braim

[coarse bear]

Commander, we gotta fucking leave

We gotta go man

[deep topaz]

it's alright, I got a triple rocket gamer that can deal with them

trying to kill the aliens via smoke inhalation

[gleaming grove]

Tachyon

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-ye-shunguang-shunguang-smile-gif-12803327550790670827

[naive bison]

leader of iran
posing as a feminist leader

wake up to ragebait

[deep topaz]

you will be missed, sacrificial robo

you will be resurrected for the third time

[gleaming grove]

Brain of cthluhu

[hushed current]

King Coleman cheeks

[hushed current]

https://tenor.com/view/jonmud-jon-mud-jon-mud-tiktok-weird-creature-weird-gif-12599924096182926896

[deep topaz]

nice gross alien shit on your couch

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[grim sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[hushed current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[stark gull]

The addition of shields is absolute poggers
But I don't like low lethality of alien tech at least at the start
Where X-com kept me at tiptoes Xenos was a walk in a park

[stark gull]

It shouldn't be fair, you're fighting off an invasion of technologically advanced race centuries ahead of you if not more

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[stark gull]

Jelly tits

[naive bison]

we got putin ragebaiting now in the big 2026

[stark gull]

❤️

[quaint ore]

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1457626591185080492/RDT_20260105_0944571255367660467516670.jpg?ex=695cb00c&is=695b5e8c&hm=072eb5dd98424159222d0cdf6c749977d0b13e08b0d614c702e860243ea7e2ea&=&format=webp&width=833&height=720

[quaint ore]

Pot calling kettle black aaah

[stark gull]

When they do it it's dirty tricks when we do it it's cunning
Know the difference!
Their barbaric murderers are no match for our chivalrous warriors

[naive bison]

its not that deep

[stark gull]

Shit, I don't think even Vatnics fall for it anymore

[quaint ore]

They do

Thats why they are called vatniks

Because of the historical myth that vatnik (a soviet coat) was so dense, it was bulletproof.

[coarse bear]

I'll choose "severe retardation" over "bait"

[clear vapor]

Whats better Chinese Steel or Russian Steel?

[quaint ore]

Chinese, russian steel has no proper durability ratings nowadays.

Source: Oshkosh getting in trouble for getting steel from a russian owned metal mill which turned out not to test its durability.

[naive bison]

started a new dl1 playthrough

gonna try playing on hard

[quaint ore]

Aged like milk

[clear vapor]

Hmmm

[minor cypress]

Эа-Насир sold them subpar steel

[quartz ridge]

[quaint ore]

Which they used in JLTVs they provided to my country

I LOVE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

[storm stream]

(political)

[minor cypress]

No clue who it is, its just what i feel listening to 99% of vtubers talk

[naive bison]

we do not care

[clear vapor]

Wha

[quartz ridge]

[quaint ore]

Zherinovskys dead btw

[quartz ridge]

mods are online

[clear vapor]

You want politics?

WHO TF ate all my meatloaf?!

[quaint ore]

Spicy meatloaf

[split canyon]

@naive bison ⠀

[quaint ore]

Mm

[coarse bear]

Now wait a minute

You're not Xalrider

You're Wind

[minor cypress]

Wrong reply

[coarse bear]

[quaint ore]

Prepare the firing squads

[naive bison]

if you're a sweet delicious orange

that has a smaller even more sweet orange inside

[naive bison]

just know that i fw u heavy twin

❤️

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-stare-you-will-pay-for-your-crimes-silly-sea-animal-gif-17625369597744969252

[storm stream]

conflicts are pre-arranged

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-meme-discord-mods-are-online-mcr-gif-4268116973707244887

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-24496302

[deep topaz]

this guy just figured this out

[coarse bear]

[quartz ridge]

all the "noticers" noticing 20 years late lol!!!

[coarse bear]

Shutcha mouf

[coarse bear]

Aight Alex, sit down

[quartz ridge]

okay

[minor cypress]

Is that mr bean in the top photo

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930831646909927454/1013452402059391028/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

yes

[minor cypress]

[quartz ridge]

in other news any good tv shows yall have seen recently

i really fuck with supernatural rn

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1402596146450530447/togif-12.gif

[coarse bear]

We might get Delta rations review though

[minor cypress]

Invincible is pretty good

[coarse bear]

Does Delta even need rations

[frail scaffold]

ill be honest if this mf started doing this at me when im snorkeling its grounds for combat

easily

[clear vapor]

Mobland

[quartz ridge]

yeah ive heard good things about it

watched a little bit of it

[clear vapor]

Punch it really hard