#🎪bruh-fart

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wooden harbor
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u were the first one to say u would get stabbed i dont gotta explain shit. you know.

naive bison
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I would really like one example of "some shit no sane person would say" that would likely get me stabbed IRL please

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I think that would be really nice

prisma venture
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we all know most of this chat woulnt do shit irl

naive bison
wooden harbor
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hehe yeah im gonna stab ya, got me

naive bison
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You just do with no actual justification

wooden harbor
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i dont dislike you at all

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im just saying u have a gift for catching flak

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you are one of the more entertaining ppl here

naive bison
coarse bear
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You have a gift for having Falco's gun to your head

naive bison
coarse bear
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Well

naive bison
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I have proof and data

prisma venture
naive bison
wooden harbor
naive bison
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Give me one example

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Just one

coarse bear
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Proof and data? How about you go data woman

naive bison
wooden harbor
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ur that guy who's correct, but he ain't right

naive bison
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Kill yourself thumbsUp2x

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Waste of fucking time, this one

wooden harbor
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sounds like i disappointed someone

naive bison
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I could bring up every opinion of my haters I dislike

naive bison
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People dont have any specific controversial take from me to bring up

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Just vagueries and vibes

wooden harbor
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i really dont care to document ur bullshit and put in in your face

naive bison
wooden harbor
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it's all here documented already. if u cared enough u can review it all anytime

naive bison
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This is how a mouthbreather drooling idiot argues

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"Just look at what you already said, maaaaan"

wooden harbor
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oh u think this is an argument?

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dawg im talkin shit

naive bison
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Its ok man

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Maybe one day someone will actually have proof of me having immoral and bad positions

stone blade
fossil swan
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@naive bison are u ragebaiting another guy again

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shit became a passive skill

wooden harbor
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no it was more the other way around this time

fossil swan
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idk ill go read

wooden harbor
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scroll up and the doubt will be removed

coarse bear
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p!implode 992322957160489040

foggy mantleBOT
coarse bear
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p!implode

foggy mantleBOT
fossil swan
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i side with xal more

wooden harbor
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somehow him asking me to explain myself is ragebait

fossil swan
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and more so it is a neutral dispute

wooden harbor
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reading comprehension 0/10

fossil swan
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it isnt even a dispute

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yall are just tryna exchange blows but one isnt doing shit and the othrr is missing all his shots

coarse bear
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Crush sunglasses_nice

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10 Xalrider alts left

pale ingot
naive bison
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Someone said "when is the brainfart IRL meetup"
I said "no this chat is crazy, someone might stab me"
This guy says "yeah maybe, you say some crazy things"
I asked him "like what, give one example"
No examples were given thumbsUp2x

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Thats p much it

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@fossil swan

fossil swan
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because i know u more

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technically

coarse bear
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EFT gang

naive bison
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What does "side with" mean in this context

manic cave
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😭

fossil swan
wooden harbor
naive bison
fossil swan
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so

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the brony would stab all of us

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because of what we did to him

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mr le shrug

naive bison
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I keep getting baited by this guys

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He's literally an amoeba

wooden harbor
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what terrible things did u do to the brony??

naive bison
fossil swan
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nonstop

naive bison
wooden harbor
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ah ok so normal things ppl do to bronies

narrow lotus
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WHATS THIS THE FUCKIN UN NOW

naive bison
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Un?

fossil swan
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never

naive bison
naive bison
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Dont say "you" and ban me

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That would be very clichè

narrow lotus
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this guy

naive bison
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Ah that guy

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Anti racism activist banned in gamma server

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What happened to this server man

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:(

fossil swan
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lmao

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@narrow lotus iau metroul

coarse bear
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Sorry, too busy punching nazies off this server to notice

fossil swan
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porumbel zboara pe acolo

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intra in m3

coarse bear
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 hakunas

A [slang] word used for a [women's] [breasts].

[Man], she [got some] [big] Hakunas!!

fossil swan
naive bison
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He literally said he loves them and was banned for it

manic cave
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Matatas

A [HUGE rack]! [Big breasts]! -Natural and or "medically [enhanced]"..

"Wow man! That [Jessica] has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd [love to] [motor boat] em!"

naive bison
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MLK jr unironically

coarse bear
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Hakuna matata thumbsUp2x

naive bison
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 motorboating

It means [the activity] of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and rocking turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a [motorboat].
"Put [your head] between her tits and go bbl bbl bbl bbl bbl..."

"[I heard] Jimmy was motorboating Bella at school
she [said it] [tickled]"

coarse bear
fossil swan
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learning new english words with brainfart

naive bison
coarse bear
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"At school" weirdge

river zealot
wooden harbor
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urban dictionary teaching us the important things

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 woman

[Something] [me and you] have never [touched]

[female girl] woman

coarse bear
naive bison
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Female girl woman could literally be said unironically in 2025

coarse bear
naive bison
coarse bear
naive bison
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He would be here to bridge the brainfart racial divide

naive bison
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With love

manic cave
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in a cargo box

naive bison
naive bison
storm stream
narrow lotus
naive bison
wooden harbor
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why would u doubt iedy when he's the horniest MFer in here?

narrow lotus
wooden harbor
naive bison
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Why is there general ukr chat but no general ru chat doakes

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I was actually gonna use it

narrow lotus
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are u stupid

naive bison
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Apparently the thing with league being broken isn't just me

naive bison
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You're a mod and you dont even know

narrow lotus
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ah general chat you dont deserve that

naive bison
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Killing you first in the brainfart race war

naive bison
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In a video game

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All jokes

narrow lotus
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RU chats are so volatile giving them offtopic would be criminal

naive bison
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You send the sane ones to stalnya

manic cave
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Is it just your average CS russian lobby or much worse

naive bison
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They become bad there

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Its like everyone spawning in Detroit

river zealot
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can we kill xalrider with hammers

naive bison
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Ofc ur gonna come out bad

river zealot
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@naive bison come join us today on tarkov

naive bison
naive bison
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I enjoy being retarded and happy

river zealot
manic cave
naive bison
narrow lotus
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came back from work im gonna go nap

wooden harbor
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'come play tarkov!' TRANSLATION: 'im miserable and need someone to be miserable with me!'

naive bison
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"5 billion mosquitos: come outside"

naive bison
narrow lotus
manic cave
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i haven't touched pvp for like a year now after experiencing non stop exploiters & loosing basically all my stash items to them 😭

coarse bear
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Just go naked catnod

naive bison
narrow lotus
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maybe thats your way of dodging drafting

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smart

fossil swan
narrow lotus
naive bison
naive bison
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Artem keeps trying to conscript me

narrow lotus
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1.0 is close god bless

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the biggest piece of dogshit is coming

naive bison
naive bison
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If 1.0 is dogshit and I bought unheard for nothing

fresh rose
naive bison
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Im finally gonna do it

narrow lotus
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@stone blade you should rejoin us when tarkov 1.0 drops

fresh rose
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Acting as if 1.0 is gonna be a big update

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No retards

naive bison
fresh rose
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Its just gonna remove the beta letters bottom left of your screen

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Thats it

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Thats your update

naive bison
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Keep it in his house like a satanic shrine

fresh rose
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And prestige 3 and 4 rewards

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Yea fuck you

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And 1 shit quest called

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Escape from tarkov

coarse bear
fresh rose
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And its just fetch items

lyric horizon
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@gentle laurel tell me

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nvidia

naive bison
placid sail
coarse bear
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He dunno English thumbsUp2x

minor cypress
lyric horizon
coarse bear
lyric horizon
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Oh he is playing heartstone

fresh rose
coarse bear
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Man with fifteen iPads

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Handsome Jack

A name given to a [god damn] hero. [Handsome] Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt [Stallions].

He is [such a] [Handsome] [Jack].

minor cypress
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Greatest heist since 2017.

naive bison
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Handsome Jack should have won

naive bison
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Tbh fuck all of Pandora omegakekw

stone blade
naive bison
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What a dogshit fucking place man nuke it all

narrow lotus
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Handsome Jack was him

naive bison
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Its just sunk cost fallacy living on Pandora

minor cypress
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8 years in public beta is WILD. And they had the nerve to release dogshit Arena before 1.0 release.

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 FN

[Abbreviation] for “[Fuck nigga]” [in text].

“I [don’t like] u fn”
“[Who does] this fn [think] he is?”

lyric horizon
narrow lotus
lyric horizon
fossil swan
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lmaooo

naive bison
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So thats who made the five seven pistol

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Thats what fn in fn herstal means

lyric horizon
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Guess who it was intended to self defend against

naive bison
narrow lotus
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lol

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/urban

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going to end myself

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 busy

Non-descript excuse someone gives you when they're [trying to] get out of meeting or spending time with you. Similar to "[I have plans]". [Basically] means they're not into you.

Girl: Hey, you're on [vacation] this week right? Wanna [come over] and hang out?

Guy: Ummm sorry I can't; [I'm busy]

coarse bear
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Close brainfart for 30 seconds

placid sail
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two people are leaving, time to make a shitton of work calls in an attempt to "fix" something (nothing is fixed)

lyric horizon
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I wonder if urban knows what a mongolian saddle is

placid sail
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GUYS DON'T STAY QUIET WE'RE ALWAYS READY FOR OPTIMIZATION TUNE IN

narrow lotus
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awww mate

placid sail
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yeah right

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good show, clowns

narrow lotus
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how can u fix this

minor cypress
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Many such cases.

narrow lotus
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employees are living because the workplace sucks

the "we are a family" speech :

naive bison
minor cypress
placid sail
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surprise! more lies

wooden harbor
naive bison
placid sail
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pinoccio's nose pokes into me

naive bison
placid sail
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perfumed disguise

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my armor is on

visual stirrup
minor cypress
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The suspiciously rigged giveaway for filling out "anonymous" opinion surveys on the workplace

visual stirrup
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i thought capitalism was supposed to encourage efficiency

naive bison
placid sail
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at the expanse of everything else

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that goal is sure achieved, our higher ups are raking it real good

naive bison
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By definition

wooden harbor
coarse bear
minor cypress
naive bison
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Lol

coarse bear
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He's Xalrider

naive bison
minor cypress
coarse bear
naive bison
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My favorite

minor cypress
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Also it is cold and molested by the time you get to it

naive bison
minor cypress
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Also you dont get any to begin with because night shift

naive bison
minor cypress
coarse bear
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Night shift don't matter, they'll be dead of a stroke next year

naive bison
lyric horizon
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A bald guy gave me a free slice of detroit pizza

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I love bulgaria

wooden harbor
naive bison
lyric horizon
minor cypress
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Ngl the only plus is with all the return to office push, night shift has been silently forgotten about. Feelsgood

naive bison
wooden harbor
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square pizza is better in thin crust for some reason

river zealot
wooden harbor
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rip that guy's wrist

visual stirrup
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and that's why you should only put two or three bullets in the magazine when teaching somebody to shoot full auto

coarse bear
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Finally

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An okey Makarov pistol

visual stirrup
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in the US, we've had multiple cases of kids at those gun rental ranges losing control of an uzi or something and killing the instructor behind them

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kinda puts a damper on a family outing

coarse bear
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Darwin awards, innit

visual stirrup
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for the instructor?

storm stream
minor cypress
# naive bison Wdym

Office wants people not working remote. Tell people to come into office. Office forgets night shift exists, we keep working remotely until people bitch about it.

coarse bear
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The instructor kinda signed up for the job knowing some cuckoo might turn the gun away from the range

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The problem is he didn't expect.. That a child wouldn't be able to handle a full auto firearm

storm stream
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Inexperienced shooters should NEVER be allowed to full-auto

wooden harbor
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u would think they would expect u to show some proficiency in semi before hosing down the cieling and anyone behind them

storm stream
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Start with one bullet in gun

coarse bear
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Just give the kid like a hunting shotgun, over under
Ezpz

wooden harbor
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even with a semi auto pistol it's not that hard to put rounds into the cieling if ur shooting fast lol

minor cypress
naive bison
# river zealot

Expected the incident with that guy that got a hole in his neck from a single shot .50

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Kentucky ballistics

coarse bear
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Tbf

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The gun exploded

naive bison
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How the fuck did a 1911 frame survive that

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Depleted uranium colt

coarse bear
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Two World Wars

minor cypress
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Yeah i think that was an ammo issue

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Dude was super lucky

coarse bear
wooden harbor
visual stirrup
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I mean, obviously, it's not a natural 1911 frame
normal 1911 frames can get cracks from 10mm

wooden harbor
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ok i mean his jugular vein

naive bison
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He literally had to stick a thumb in his neck to not die

wooden harbor
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it was just grazed, not totally cut, which is a difference of a milimeter or two

naive bison
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He made a T-shirt merch line that said "stick a thumb in it"

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Boss move

naive bison
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He was so close to death him and his dad had to coordinate an ambulance and they drove to eachother

naive bison
primal rapids
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Before I started playing Vex in BL4 I was worried about her acting like an emo edgelord all the time given her aesthetic and character trailer but she's actually been super chill.

wooden harbor
primal rapids
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But yeah, the main villain and enemy factions are much less cringe

wooden harbor
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thats good to hear because i wanted to shoot just about every character in BL3 in the head

primal rapids
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Instead of two internet streamers somehow assembling the biggest army of simps in the six galaxies, it's instead a tinpot dictator that imprisons everyone that's born or lands on his hidden planet and can force them into compliance at any time with a bolt they're all forced to have implanted

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So you know, typical Sci-Fi evil overlord shit

wooden harbor
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nice

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making a couple streamer kiddies into the main antagonists was the cringiest shit i ever seen in game writing

naive bison
primal rapids
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The main story without spoiling too much is split into four regions, each with their own factions and storylines, with three of them being large regions and the fourth being the Timekeeper (main villain) city

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And you can choose what order you want to do the regions in, though you're pretty heavily incentivized into doing one region before the other two since it's where you start

wooden harbor
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ooh some freedom in order of missions is always fun

primal rapids
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The game also gives you an option of starting a character at level 30 and with the main storyline done after you beat the game the first time, so repeat runs with other characters don't take as long if that's what you want

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You also don't need to beat the game three fucking times with each character

wooden harbor
minor cypress
primal rapids
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The main endgame activity is called Wildcard missions and it's basically replaying existing missions but with much higher difficulty and random modifiers. No raid bosses yet, disappointingly.

wooden harbor
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random modifiers? spooky

primal rapids
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The one I did so far had every enemy spawn a black hole when they died that sucked in everything while damaging it, friend or foe

frail scaffold
naive bison
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Mayhem mode but only for certain missions

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A retarded person designed this

primal rapids
frail scaffold
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yall acting like you dont have perms

visual stirrup
frail scaffold
wooden harbor
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u acting like u upset that we arent posing images for you

primal rapids
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Also is it just me or did Vex steal Fl4k's fucking coat

visual stirrup
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even before we had offtopic

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the original text chat channel

naive bison
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So thats where it went

wooden harbor
frail scaffold
primal rapids
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Also I don't like Vex's fashion choices with only having pants on one leg. A pant on one leg?

naive bison
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With the riches in the vault she will buy a second pant

wooden harbor
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i never understood what it is with game devs and making female characters with one short pant leg and one long one

naive bison
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Remember when in bl3 when you go to sanctuary shipfor the first time and it's on fire

wooden harbor
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i guess they think its cool or something

primal rapids
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Each vault hunter also has a second outfit which is basically a prison outfit from when they were very briefly prisoners in the prologue

naive bison
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You have to vent the storage room

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Next to crazy Earl

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Ellie says "well there go the jetpacks and left handed guns"

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Vexs second pants went too I guess

primal rapids
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Head variety also isn't super great since like half of these are the same for every character

frail scaffold
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is this 4?

naive bison
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Y

primal rapids
naive bison
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Years after release for 20$ with all dlcs

primal rapids
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Also look at this shit and tell me it's not the haunted pilot helmet from Halo Reach

frail scaffold
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or just reluctantly boot up 2 again

wooden harbor
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its just zero's mask with a skull shrug

primal rapids
naive bison
frail scaffold
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seeing this in grifball you knew you were being spawncamped

narrow lotus
wooden harbor
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oh yeah didnt they finally bring grifball to infinite

frail scaffold
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did they

wooden harbor
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i think i heard that some months ago

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havent checked tho lol

primal rapids
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There's also this head for people who want to do a JoCat impression

high wing
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This man fucking threshermaws

primal rapids
frail scaffold
naive bison
frail scaffold
naive bison
# frail scaffold

Isn't the original title of this video sth like "stupid idiot gei frogs fighting"

frail scaffold
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yes

naive bison
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Thats very mean

primal rapids
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Honestly the biggest bummer so far for me has been since the level cap is 50 (it usually is before any DLC for every Borderlands game) you can't get two capstone skills yet

wooden harbor
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borderlands is a game quite literally designed for you to not play it until all the DLC is out

drifting mantle
naive bison
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50 level cap in 2025

drifting mantle
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Hmmm... Milking

primal rapids
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Oh, and Badass Rank isn't a thing anymore either. It's closer to Borderlands 3's system where experience gives you levels in another "tree" where you can assign points to boost stats and get more perks

frail scaffold
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idk how it was in 3 but 2s badass rank SUCKED

primal rapids
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I hated how it was weighed so it tried to force you to put points in something if you've been neglecting it

frail scaffold
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i liked having the challenges but the bonuses were meh

primal rapids
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I don't WANT shield recharge delay, BL2, I play Krieg, that is actively sabotaging myself

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Get that shit outta here

frail scaffold
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and if you did builds like the one i usually do the bonuses were actually detrimental

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yeah

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me with melee zero

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thankfully they let you turn it off

naive bison
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BAR maxxing is for autists who max out 50 characters

primal rapids
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At the same time, you basically have to turn it off if you're starting a new character and want to feel normal difficulty because I had +15% to basically everything

naive bison
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I actually liked the bar system in 3

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The perks were nice and very strong

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Instant shield recharge start on kill

eager igloo
naive bison
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AOE explosion on crit kill

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Stacking DMG for every diff status effect

primal rapids
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Random tangent, but every manufacturer in BL4 can have secondary fire on their guns, including Jakobs, and theirs are hilarious

naive bison
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By like 2.5 seconds

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Thats plenty

frail scaffold
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yeah but you dont want it shortened at all

naive bison
primal rapids
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For revolvers, you can get a mini underbarrel crossbow that launches throwing knives, and rifles can get shit like a masterkey or a flintlock

frail scaffold
primal rapids
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The flintlock has a delay before firing and takes a while to recharge but it does silly amounts of damage

frail scaffold
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also if youre playing with ppl the love thumper kills your teammates

naive bison
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El trole

primal rapids
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I don't really like the new manufacturers though

frail scaffold
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i miss atlas

naive bison
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If they all can have eachothers shit

primal rapids
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There's Daedalus, who's shtick is that they're basically Dahl with a different coat of paint but they have an alternate mode where you can load other types of ammo to change how the gun works

drifting mantle
naive bison
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Sounds like bl1 but slightly more exciting

primal rapids
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For example you can get a pistol where you can change the ammo to sniper and it gets much higher damage, accuracy, but slower firing speed and you're using sniper ammo which dries up much quicker

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The other new manufacturer is Order (the main villain faction) where their guns all look like Promethean shit from the bad Halos and can be charged to fire multiple shots at once

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Ripper guns are basically CoV guns

primal rapids
primal rapids
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Or a Jakobs double barrel shotgun with Tediore thrown reloads

naive bison
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Vladof minigun barrel on a torgue ar

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It even had like a 25% chance to shoot twice

naive bison
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Never liked them

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Turbo overrated

primal rapids
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You can also get Hyperion backwards recoil mechanic on Vladof guns to make them laser pointers while you BRRRRT

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Another new thing is armor shields. Armor shields basically give you damage resistance and take longer to reach full capacity but they also never stop recharging even under fire

crude oak
primal rapids
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There's also a legendary armor shield that gives you two seconds of invincibility after each armor segment breaks, turning you into one of those cancer bosses with health gating and invincibility phases

drifting mantle
high wing
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real

drifting mantle
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I LOVE MILF letsgooo

primal rapids
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I swear Chinese food places live or die based on how good their fried rice is

lyric horizon
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My instagram is absolutely schizophrenic

fallow trellis
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sexy redhead

wooden surge
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What up

sour carbon
lyric horizon
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XD

fallow trellis
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what gun is this

narrow lotus
high wing
crude oak
drifting mantle
high wing
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Ill never understand why anyone goons to icespice 🤮

fallow trellis
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isnt the tavor an israeli gun

fallow trellis
crude oak
fallow trellis
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damn the philippines kina based

narrow lotus
# fallow trellis

The image features Sabrina Lynn, a model and influencer known for her work in fashion and lifestyle content. While the specific moment captured in this image isn't tied to a widely publicized event, it showcases her distinctive look, including her red hair and freckles.

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Noted

pseudo robin
high wing
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Shes hideous

drifting mantle
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Nah, she just has ugly hair

crude oak
pale ingot
pseudo robin
river zealot
solar breach
jovial haven
jovial haven
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@naive bison

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I had the cash, I was standing still, yet I got tarked

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Dident work for about 3 minutes or so, so I basically just went Mia bc i couldent ex

solar breach
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Glad I never got into tarkov

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Company keeps punching their fans in the nuts

tepid crest
pseudo robin
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tarkov is great (experience may vary)

crude oak
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glad i never got into extraction shooters, gamma might be full of scavenging but at least it has point, variety and objectives

tepid crest
thick wadi
naive bison
crude oak
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extraction shooters are like rust: you grind, dopamine hits, you loose, you start over but if you win you are bored

naive bison
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Picture dump of an actual retard

crude oak
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not trying to yell "quit having fun" at someone, but it's build around this dopamine rush mostly. Biggest point of Tarkov was always this super responsive and meaty combat, realistic weapons, great feeling of shooting but since then we got whole market flooded with games with such feeling

manic cave
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@tidal trellis
38 days left.

crude oak
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38 days since no pooping challenge started

tidal trellis
crude oak
#

weak, i'm on 90 days streak

tidal trellis
#

Till hazbin hotel season 2 kek1

thick wadi
tidal trellis
#

Gross weirdge

thick wadi
#

like i understand the view point from the outside looking in

crude oak
#

ohhh just looked at your nickname

placid sail
manic cave
thick wadi
#

but i feel like it oversimplifies the things people do actually like about tarkov

#

though, "dopamine farm" is certainly correct

naive bison
#

First wipe you play is always the best because you haven't figured out how the monster works yet

thick wadi
#

my strategy of playing the first half of a wipe then doing other shit till the next wipe has worked flawlessly for my consistent engagement and appreciation of tarkov

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tarkov on the first learning experience is genuinely magical

thick wadi
#

at least if you dont have the mental capacity of a pea and the tendency to embed xbox 360 controllers in TV's

fresh rose
#

Ngl I should have invested my tarkov buying money in cs cases

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I would've pulled a knife or gloves

manic cave
#

CS is just gambling without having to leave your house

fresh rose
#

Instant profit instant satisfaction

thick wadi
#

cs has a better return rate than actual slot machines

fresh rose
#

Dude

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If you were to buy

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Special agent solman 2 years ago

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You would have made like

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A 100 dollar profit

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Just follow what the Chinese traders are doing

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Buy what they buy

manic cave
#

Don't some skins sell for like 15K+

fresh rose
#

Instant profit

naive bison
fresh rose
naive bison
manic cave
#

Which is usually USD. For me though that'd be around 25K AUD.

fresh rose
#

Than off of buying shit ass shit game

placid sail
#

the pot of bolognese turned out great

#

this week will be tasty

manic cave
#

That's all your gonna eat for a week?

fresh rose
#

Could've even saved that money and just gotten arc raiders when it releases in a month from now

#

The better game

placid sail
#

but I'll maybe mix up something

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I've been thinking of it eating it with mashed potatoes instead of pasta

#

mmm

manic cave
#

Ngl eating the same thing over & over just makes it taste bland after a while

placid sail
#

well yes, but luckily it's not that big of a pot

#

maybe like 1 kg of sauce

thick wadi
#

i never got to play that beta

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it looked interesting

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everyone said it was good

#

meanwhile what the hell is happening with uh

#

marathon

wooden harbor
#

Chinese automaker BYD’s U9 Xtreme EV just hit a verified top speed of 496 km/h (308 mph) at Germany’s ATP proving grounds, making it the new fastest production car in the world, beating the Bugatti Chiron's 304.77 mph.

• 2,978 hp
• 80 kWh LFP battery
• 1,200v platform
• New

manic cave
#

I just want October to arrive already.
Wanna go back to playing BF6.

thick wadi
#

the year of borderlands, dying light, and a new battlefield

manic cave
#

TRUE.

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BF6 beta was the best action game I've experienced in a long while.

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Didn't feel bland or full of P2W slop.

thick wadi
#

p2w slop
beta

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i dont think EA is gonna be retarded for the 3rd release in a row but we will see

manic cave
#

Yeah was just abt to say.

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Praying EA doesn't fuck up.

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Cause I am NOT touching another call of duty game.

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BO7 looks like ass.

thick wadi
#

cod is like an inflation fetish for your pc's drive

manic cave
#

Surprised they never learner about compressing files..

thick wadi
#

oooooh im so big and round and 300gb

manic cave
#

Like I am NOT downloading all that.

#

And they can't optimise for shit.

thick wadi
#

really big fan of BL4 and DL:TB being around the 60gb range

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thats the happy range for storage space

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BF6 was around the same in the beta iirc

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if not less

manic cave
#

If it's actually good to play 200GB base game is usually the limit for what I like to download.

quaint ore
#

@narrow lotus @river zealot Why must god tempt me like this

thick wadi
#

200 is fucked

manic cave
#

Anything over 200? Fuck that.

thick wadi
solar breach
thick wadi
#

i saw that games trailer a while back

manic cave
thick wadi
#

you are the exception not the rule

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i have 2tb ssd and thats it

quaint ore
thick wadi
#

he has had the most abysmal dogshit takes and some of them ACTUALLY made it into the game

thick wadi
#

any time he talks about tarkov i feel my head getting ready to implode

placid sail
manic cave
quaint ore
drifting mantle
#

My university accepted me!
I'm gonna become like Xalrider and Pakistani!

thick wadi
drifting mantle
thick wadi
river zealot
#

most boring shit ever

solar breach
river zealot
#

good luck tho, its a good career

manic cave
quaint ore
drifting mantle
thick wadi
drifting mantle
#

I know, but I need it to get a promotion

#

In the higher ranks

quaint ore
#

lemme check their recent patch notes

thick wadi
#

if that one post about the story missions in tarkov was to be believed, im kinda excited

#

they did some special thing at one of the games cons

manic cave
#

They're actually doing that?

wooden surge
thick wadi
#

where some people got to play like the first story mission

#

seemed like a fully scripted thing

manic cave
#

Let's just hope they don't end up half way doing it then scrap it.

thick wadi
#

i mean

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its coming for 1.0

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full story

lyric horizon
#

What I did, I did.

wooden surge
#

We move on

thick wadi
#

meanwhile

manic cave
#

Is 1.0 still gonna have monthly wipes.

thick wadi
#

in GZWs corpse

thick wadi
manic cave
#

And will they actually have good anti cheat.

thick wadi
#

tarkov is still gonna have wipes in some fashion

solar breach
thick wadi
manic cave
thick wadi
#

this current one is a shorter one before 1.0

manic cave
#

I've been sticking to PVE because every fucking time I played PVP it was all exploiters.

jovial haven
quaint ore
#

It seems they fleshed out the PvP, made PvE missions less annoying to do and some other content additions like guns and better UI/traders and questing system, the next update also promises to make some serious work on optimisation and make AI less braindead/bipolar

jovial haven
#

I pulled out fucking Oscar worthy movement there

#

And i am lvl 6

manic cave
#

(+ no good server locations for AU, so my ping is super high.)

thick wadi
#

tragic

#

cheaters werent bad the wipe before, but they are awful this wipe no matter what

narrow lotus
#

no son of mine will be a brainfarter

thick wadi
#

and in any case anyone on OCE is fucked

manic cave
#

Yeah think I'll just stick to PVE.

narrow lotus
#

Tarkov discussion in brainfart????

thick wadi
thick wadi
#

gammacord is OVER

manic cave
#

Also at least with PVE I don't have to worry about wipes at all.

quaint ore
#

i am out here waiting to upgrade my PC so i can actually run games

naive bison
#

Abi maybe?

narrow lotus
placid sail
jovial haven
quaint ore
placid sail
#

well. I mean, you are a clanker, so it all checks out I guess

manic cave
quaint ore
#

(for the love of god if you got LGA 1151 motherboard PLEASE dont buy a new cpu and just get a new MB and CPU model)

thick wadi
drifting mantle
thick wadi
#

357 revolver in tarkov 🥀

quaint ore
#

i7-9700 in 2025

manic cave
thick wadi
#

what?

quaint ore
#

AK-50

#

is also being made

thick wadi
#

its in game

#

zyraichi uses it

fluid epoch
#

We’re still in Bulgaria, it’s so over

fluid epoch
quaint ore
#

Do you remember when tarkov had reasonable weapons choices

thick wadi
#

the gun has a dogshit impossible quest and then like a 36hr craft period

manic cave
# thick wadi what?

Yeah unless the trailer I saw for it on their official channel a while back was a joke.

thick wadi
#

its in game yes

#

my confusion was about the 357

quaint ore
#

Its not an AT-4 its fucking worse

narrow lotus
quaint ore
#

It's an RShG-2

manic cave
#

It's NOT?

thick wadi
#

some thermobaric POS

manic cave
#

Oh of course its a fucking Russian made one.

quaint ore
manic cave
#

That checks out.

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
#

yeah its an anti infantry rpg

ruby minnow
#

in a russian made game

#

that is in russia

manic cave
#

Russian bias

ruby minnow
#

with a russian faction in it

thick wadi
#

anti infantry rpg

quaint ore
#

RPG-7 has a warhead designed for it

manic cave
#

where do you even get it.

quaint ore
#

OG-7V

ruby minnow
#

its not ineffective against armor tho

thick wadi
quaint ore
ruby minnow
#

against light armored targets it can cook the people inside

thick wadi
#

like prapor 4 for uh

#

180k or sum

manic cave
#

Ah.

#

Ok that's decent ngl.

quaint ore
thick wadi
#

long as fuck, heavy, damn near impossible to aim

#

another novelty item like the last 5 weapons added to tarkov

quaint ore
#

very fucking deadly for infantry in APCs

ruby minnow
#

they shot one at artyom in real life

#

for further details

#

contact him

quaint ore
river zealot
quaint ore
#

Id be more surprised on how would you survive that

ruby minnow
#

i said shot at

#

not hit

#

i mean a thermobharic rocket could have been shot at his direction for all i know

thick wadi
#

rpg (troll item)
ak50(unobtanium)
TRG M10(unobtanium)
M32A1(unobtanium)
Mk-18(troll item that used to be good)
PKM(easily the best weapon in the game that everyone is too retarded to use) (also unobtanium)
AA-12(troll item)
all Deagles(troll item)
a literal toy gun(cmon)

the majority of the most recent tarkov additions are just annoying

ruby minnow
#

ak50 doesn't have penetreation

#

so its troll

thick wadi
#

like im actually pissed off about how retarded this guns are

ruby minnow
#

or did they fix that

thick wadi
#

prob fixed

#

i didnt know it was bugged

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
#

it wasn't a bug

ruby minnow
#

i guess the fmj is the low pen one then

thick wadi
#

no theres just some HP rounds

thick wadi
#

oh dear

thick wadi
#

do yourself a favor

#

do not bother with pistols

#

they are a noob trap

jovial haven
#

I am the broke

thick wadi
#

use the shitty cheap SMGs

#

and if you cant do that get a double barrel

#

face or legs, face or legs

jovial haven
thick wadi
#

thats the preferred one yes

#

its suprisingly effective

drifting mantle
#

This truely is Bulgaria

quaint ore
thick wadi
#

you gotta set the younguns on the right path

#

i would not be the max-traders-in-10-days chad if it werent for me discovering shit first hand

#

i remember all those years ago playing on my grandads pc

#

waiting 20 minutes to late spawn shoreline and loot jackets with my pistol

ruby minnow
drifting mantle
thick wadi
ruby minnow
#

there is always doubters

#

but never say never

drifting mantle
#

Never doubt

ruby minnow
#

we need to kill 7 billion people in an intergalactic war

drifting mantle
#

It will be done my lord

solar breach
coarse bear
pseudo robin
primal rapids
#

Apparently Vex can just telekinetically manipulate the pump on a pump action shotgun when her left hand is holding her action skill spell thing

drifting mantle
thick wadi
#

telekinetic jerkin

ruby minnow
pseudo robin
primal rapids
#

I was kinda hoping she'd do the movie thing where she just throws the shotgun up, racks the pump with the same hand

thick wadi
#

i guess she does the same thing with both

primal rapids
thick wadi
#

ah yeah

primal rapids
#

Side note, why is all the wood on Jakobs guns blue in BL4?

#

Like, do all the trees on Kairos have blue wood?

fresh rose
drifting mantle
fresh rose
#

And sony going to nuke bungie on release

thick wadi
#

best gun in the game

primal rapids
#

Considering how 343 butchered Halo, I almost wish the series just died after Reach

thick wadi
fresh rose
lyric horizon
primal rapids
#

I still have yet to finish Dying Light 2

primal rapids
#

For whatever reason it just did not spark joy in me the way Dying Light 1 did

fresh rose
#

Henrys cum to visit

primal rapids
drifting mantle
#

Kingdome Cum

fresh rose
#

(in game)

narrow lotus
#

to be fair , insanely good game

primal rapids
#

Random simp: "I can fix her."
Vex:

narrow lotus
#

and best of all

no unreal 5 and it ran insanely well on ultra high

#

compared to the first game, this one worked very good

fresh rose
#

My 1060 ran it on high settings 1080p

#

At 70 fps

drifting mantle
fresh rose
#

With quality frame gen

#

Literal peam

lyric horizon
lyric horizon
#

Best engine out there

fresh rose
#

Astrobot 2 is gonna win

drifting mantle
lyric horizon
#

KCD2 is my pick for goty

drifting mantle
fresh rose
#

Sony paying off the judges to suck off their weenor and please their ego once more

drifting mantle
fresh rose
#

Huzzah

lyric horizon
#

that, the beast or the alters

#

Those were my favourites this year

simple ore
fresh rose
#

Quick naughtydog release another fucking last of us remake remaster remake

lyric horizon
#

Whats even so good about silksong

fresh rose
#

Heck yes

simple ore
lyric horizon
#

Its a platformer, there are hundreds like it

fresh rose
#

If i see another last of us remake in my life time I will turn into that one dude from dead space

drifting mantle
lyric horizon
#

Play rayman shrug

lyric horizon
#

its a joke?

drifting mantle
lyric horizon
#

Good

simple ore
drifting mantle
lyric horizon
#

I thought TLOU is getting enhanced

drifting mantle
#

But the fact you doubted, speaks volumes omegakekw

fresh rose
fresh rose
#

And now to announce
Tlou remake remaster remake remastered reworked: porn edition

lyric horizon
#

Ngl I want a skyrim remaster 4head

#

Skyrim 5: Skyrim

drifting mantle
fresh rose
#

No need to thank us for the long awaited remaster remake rework remake remastered rework reworked we knew we needed to update the game because the last one was 2 months old

simple ore
lyric horizon
#

So its like that other pixelart game

thick wadi
#

silksong is good for the porn 🥀

lyric horizon
#

fucking uuhh

thick wadi
#

lmao, even

lyric horizon
#

under tale

ruby minnow
simple ore
pale ingot
thick wadi
#

meanwhile in based KCD2 ville

drifting mantle
lyric horizon
fresh rose
primal rapids
lyric horizon
#

No idea why people talk about it so much

#

why is it so popular

#

that and deltarune

lyric horizon
#

earthbound ruined gaming frfr

fresh rose
simple ore
#

i can't land shots with snipers in bl
but i can dump an entire smg mag and not miss a single crit

lyric horizon
#

more bulgaria posting

primal rapids
#

Everything after Pong and Tetris was a mistake

thick wadi
#

this game has crazy bullet magnetism

fresh rose
#

We should start killing the bad autists (toby fox and silksong fans) so the good autists can leave in peace

simple ore
#

i also find sniper playstyle boring as hell so it's nothing is lost

thick wadi
#

ive spent my last like 10 hours in BL4 farming splashzone

primal rapids
simple ore
#

splashzone the goat

fresh rose
thick wadi
lyric horizon
#

I was near the windmill he was in

thick wadi
#

i do like her whole thing with the kinetic status

simple ore
#

i prefer more close range
if i played i'll probably do either melee amon or harlow

thick wadi
#

even without the kinda unintended bleed dmg inf stacking my damage is fucked

paper schooner
#

FUCK YOU

thick wadi
#

UVHM5 isnt hard enough

primal rapids
#

To be fair you can use any gun that can crit with Vex’s green tree, it’s just easiest to crit with snipers

lyric horizon
#

I will try it on a new pc