🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

and 20 seconds to revive?

[glad carbon]

idk go ask the coders

[naive bison]

the animation is a loading screen bub

just saying

[shell venture]

not true

[naive bison]

cope

[shell venture]

animation + loading is 20 seconds

i hope you die and don't get revived

[naive bison]

every time you wish death on me it's because you know im right and cant cope with it

my advice for that - cope

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-fgc-ggs-gg-wholesome-gif-26548918

[shell venture]

says the guys saying kill yourself with 0 creativity

[naive bison]

cope

[shell venture]

same word same gif 0 creativity

average rutard

[naive bison]

youre not coping man

youre doing it wrong

[shell venture]

can't even spell

[shell venture]

huh

[slender rock]

Maria Brink

In this moment singer

and frontlady

[hazy finch]

@narrow lotus do these sub-par ragebaits violate xalriders probation agreements or did you guys somehow allow this

[slender rock]

of the band

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313101235800506398/1358206737991340052/attachment-8-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313101235800506398/1358206737991340052/attachment-8-1.gif

[shell venture]

he deepthoats iedy's cock it's no good

[slender rock]

choking on all of 2 inches?

[narrow lotus]

after the AAA discussion and stuff, idk who does more ragebait man

[hazy finch]

so trxe

[naive bison]

i do not ragebait

[ancient barn]

wait for ivan to say something

[naive bison]

i stand behind everry single take i have

and back it up with evidence

[shell venture]

yeah even josta didn't have as bad takes as these

[naive bison]

you can just cope and say it's ragebait because you dont have a response

[naive bison]

didnt as bad

good one

[hazy finch]

to be completely fair who the fuck would bother with borderlands 4 be real

[naive bison]

lovers of big corpos like frota

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1381205937045508236/Sans_tixddddtre.gif

[naive bison]

randy pitchford needs a nice end of year bonus

[narrow lotus]

i wish borderlands 4 made me hyped but aint the case sadly

[shell venture]

im not gonna buy it
but not gonna nitpick like a retard

[slender rock]

@arctic pawn you still alive down there?

[naive bison]

i wasn't hyped when i heard a new bl game is coming out afterr the shitshow that is bl3 and wonderlands, saw the game and realized it's completely justified

cause holy fuck

it looks so bad

[hazy finch]

its borderlands its gonna be the same 10 jokes again

[glad carbon]

i dont think im hyped for it, but i will probably still play it with robert

[shell venture]

always was

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-1506407869824367367

[hazy finch]

BL 1 and 2 said them in a funny way BL3 said them in the most bland and monotone way possible

[naive bison]

i wish bl3 claptrap was nuked from orbit

[glad carbon]

nah thats revisionist history

[narrow lotus]

i dont like the last 4 vault hunters form bl3 , i dont like the ones we have now , the humour was poorly done and cringe, gameplay and guns were cool , dialogue could use some work

[shell venture]

bl2 wasn't bad it was passable

i could ignore it

[glad carbon]

2 said them in a funny way but they werent funny

[shell venture]

bl3 was overloaded

[glad carbon]

1 said them in a bland way but they were still funny

[placid sail]

literal clownfish that produces nothing but lobotomy baits and funnyjunk level discussions and people ask me why I muted him

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[glad carbon]

they need to kill gumbus

[naive bison]

i like slightly retarded cats

[glad carbon]

and winky

[naive bison]

very cute

[heady crow]

Why :(

[naive bison]

very scrunkulous

[glad carbon]

fat eyed moron cats

[heady crow]

Im gonna kill you

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/winkycat-winky-yawn-yawning-tired-cat-gif-26717242

[heady crow]

Stabs you stabs you

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

im gonna do it first

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gumbus-and-gracie-gumbusandgracie-eating-cat-gif-17740180438056553241

[heady crow]

:3

[naive bison]

look

look him

he is idiot

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-tongue-out-stare-gif-2589760412605996407

[hazy finch]

thats an edited image

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-shadow6736-iamrigbycat-funny-gif-2985618463653699699

no braincel

head empty

he will preorder borderland 4

[glad carbon]

bl3 had some good ones but only by virtue of trying every single joke whether they were good or not

[placid sail]

yet it fits perfectly

[hazy finch]

true

[shell venture]

i don't remember any

[glad carbon]

I must also do that then

[naive bison]

didn't you laugh when Rhys was crying that his favorite frozen yogurt stand was evaporated by an orbital laser?

[glad carbon]

dlc had some pretty good ones

[naive bison]

didn't you laugh when he had a funny moustache?

why aren't you laughing?

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[shell venture]

that made me remember that horrid bitch that served rhys

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

[shell venture]

laurelei or someshit

[pale ingot]

ugly ass

[shell venture]

worse character so far

in the series

[naive bison]

which one

the one with blue hair?

[shell venture]

the first one you meet

[naive bison]

lorelai?

or whatever

[shell venture]

ye

[placid sail]

ohh ohh...

[naive bison]

yeah she has an even unfunnier mission

where you get her coffee

[shell venture]

i did it

[naive bison]

and have to interact with the barista bot

[shell venture]

i did all side missions

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

barista bot dialogue

[shell venture]

she is literally the worst character in borderlands
gotta count for something

[naive bison]

i also liked when they made zero fucking pathetic

[naive bison]

Ava?

hello

[shell venture]

no

ava i can ignore

[naive bison]

lorelai at least DOES something

she shoots enemies

Ava exists to annoy

[glad carbon]

I liked the rhys x katagawa rivalry

that was pretty good

[river zealot]

Why arent you shit colored anymore

[shell venture]

they took my crown

[naive bison]

i liked it when the frogurt stand got blown up

[shell venture]

katagawa was fine

[naive bison]

very pivotal to the rivalry

[shell venture]

rhys was bad

[glad carbon]

NOOOOOO

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386267349581168660/cockrider_kot.gif

[slender rock]

[shell venture]

my biggest issue is them explaining the joke after every joke

not only in bl3
seems like a trend with 30yos

[naive bison]

that's the funny in like rick and morty

[shell venture]

who made them think it's funny

say joke
explain it in an intentionally awkward way

"see what i did there i called him dickhead cause he's bald"

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-clap-gif-22806849

20 billion to randal pitchfor

[shell venture]

i wish it was only in borderlands tbh

every youtuber does this shit

[naive bison]

nmot the ones i watch

[shell venture]

i don't watch only certain youtubers

[pale ingot]

why

jus watch the ones you fuck wit

[naive bison]

^

[shell venture]

why would i only do that

sounds awful

[pale ingot]

you sound retarded

[shell venture]

"oh look an intersting video too bad it's not a youtuber i dick ride"

[pale ingot]

this retard...

watch new youtubers

[shell venture]

said the retard calmly

[pale ingot]

dont watch the ones you dont like

watch the ones you like

its that simple

[naive bison]

^

[shell venture]

how tf would i know if i never watched it

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[naive bison]

subscribe to good youtubers to avoid dogshit ones

its literally taht simple

[shell venture]

you actual retard that's what im doing

literally what i said

[pale ingot]

ok and if u dont like them dont watch

and if u do then good

[shell venture]

crazy take

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-workout-dip-thug-shaker-gif-2339124651116030242

[shell venture]

doesn't stop me from talking about it

[pale ingot]

women

[shell venture]

leak guard

[glad carbon]

@shell venture dumb bitch

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1046074038151290962/ezgif-3-ce68861462.gif

[pale ingot]

what @glad carbon said

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386996310770454588/VID_20250618_173332_188.mp4?ex=685bbc79&is=685a6af9&hm=c2177a91836b6ec7fb67a6e4693a6a74f6ae9771a024f9829876e40574c1c1cd&

[naive bison]

what da hel

[quartz ridge]

my least bad gifs/ videos would get me banned lol

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gubus-gumbusandgracie-yawning-cat-gif-14168074115097722602

[shell venture]

you already dodged a bullet

[quartz ridge]

we dont talk about that

WTF A

[shell venture]

[modern falcon]

lets talk about that whatever it is

[quartz ridge]

we arent end of story i accidently sent the wrong gif

[storm stream]

"TWICE IN LEGAL MINUTE???"

[naive bison]

I UNDERSTAND CHIMPANZINI BANANINI AS A CONCEPT

[slender rock]

so basically marine type of shit

[minor cypress]

Guys get it, claptrap is a retarded little robot because he fell again!

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266047228338896946/1386975708542406666/Screenshot_20250624_024527_YouTube.jpg?ex=685ba949&is=685a57c9&hm=2b5b48f54f1a0c0b2debd11ac69f74fee5c69ad9b8612626098c05c15f229201&=&format=webp&width=808&height=667

[heady crow]

I thini claptrap is funny :)

[minor cypress]

I'll take BL over another season of big mouth any day

[naive bison]

well in bl2 claptrap fell only when he was blind

[minor cypress]

Not the fucking baking soda, apple cider vinegar and pink Himalayan salt shit again

[weak jackal]

https://x.com/JadeTheCoolFox/status/1937359802545451369

Elnina Deltarune’s Dumb Wife (@JadeTheCoolFox)

I missed out on Kris where the fuck are we I’m not missing out on this one

X · Jun 24, 2025, 3:59 AM

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/same-shit-different-day-same-shit-different-day-gif-6805163095898515815

[naive bison]

the singular joke of claptrap not coming with you to kill the warrior and jack because there's a singular staircase in the way to the vault mogs literally all of bl3 humor

[minor cypress]

It gets a good chuckle

[naive bison]

it's multi layered

[naive bison]

1. as if claptrap is gonna do literally anything to jack or the warrior

[minor cypress]

Holy truthnuke

[naive bison]

2. it's set up early that claptrap can't climb stairs

so it's a chekhovs gun

[heady crow]

Chronically online terminology

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[hazy finch]

for the longest time i thought all the hate surrounding claptrap was just a part of the joke and nobody actually hated him (i thought similar of jar jar binks as well)

[minor cypress]

Of course, we're online

You ever think about how there are people in the world that have never had a good burrito?

[shell venture]

me too

[naive bison]

in bl1 and 2 he is

bl3 i kms

[narrow lotus]

scum of the earth

[naive bison]

[hazy finch]

what about pre-sequel

[frail scaffold]

Ass

[shell venture]

he had the best dlc

[naive bison]

uuh

the dlc is pretty funny i think

it gives you a look inside how retarded claptrap is

[frail scaffold]

We had 3 games for that

[shell venture]

funny kill your friends character

[hazy finch]

i got a funny story about the pre-sequel actually
i bought borderlands 2 from a pawn shop
i came home to play it and the pre sequel disc was in there instead of BL 2

[naive bison]

yeah but just HOW retarded

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

bl3 claptrap was the worst one
but the best character in that game

[frail scaffold]

Bl2 literally opens with claptrap living in ice wasteland surrounded by corpses of other claptraps

[naive bison]

bl3 one is just super annoying

[frail scaffold]

Bro is not ok

[naive bison]

bl2 one is funny cocky

[shell venture]

he's just a dickhead

[naive bison]

bl2 had plenty funny claptrap moments

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnJ9NmK3Pc

[naive bison]

like when you reach the barge

at start of the game

claptrap is like

I GOT THIS

AAAAAAAAAND OPEN

"access denied"

"welp, it was nice knowing you minion"

[weak jackal]

I’m standing in your server room
Cause I got kicked off by a noob
The lights are dim but I can see
Your hardware is full quality
I need to apply the patch
So I can get back in the match
Then something caught my eye:
A mainframe reaching to the sky

[minor cypress]

This joke but 500 times a scene

[shell venture]

funniest claptrap thing is that glitch you can do near hero pass

[naive bison]

i heard that getting gnawed to death by a bullymong isn't the worst way to go

[naive bison]

which one

[weak jackal]

YOU GOT A GOOD LOOKING MAINFRAME

[shell venture]

i mean he did pull it off at the end

[weak jackal]

I LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR MAINFRAME

[naive bison]

I I ITS TIME

that one?

[shell venture]

when he rizzes up the turret

[naive bison]

oh yeah true

[weak jackal]

I HAVE A QUERY FOR YOUR MAINFRAME

[shell venture]

the glitch you can do where he spins

[frail scaffold]

W-W-W-WELL MINION

[weak jackal]

CAN I MAKE AN INPUT-OUTPUT REQUEST

[naive bison]

"reinforcements.....depleted"
"HAPPENS TO A LOT OF GIRLS"

[minor cypress]

I think it would have been funnier if claptrap finally snapped and just goes ballistic on you

[shell venture]

we are forgetting something

[naive bison]

see i just remembered like 5 genuinely funny claptrap moments

[shell venture]

the best claptrap

jack black

[naive bison]

never let people gaslight you into thinking BL2 is unfunny

[minor cypress]

Entire 5 minute rant of pent up rage for being shit on for 3 games in a row

[naive bison]

actually kill those people

shoot them to death

[frail scaffold]

Truest thing you've said

[shell venture]

compared to 3 it is
overall ? meh

[naive bison]

gun to your head name one funny joke in bl3

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-lightskin-agreement-gif-25487093

[narrow lotus]

shoot me in the faaaceee , not the arm , not the leg , the faaaaace

quest : shoot him anywhere but the face

[shell venture]

never liked butt stallion

[naive bison]

"THANKYOU"

[minor cypress]

I don't think you're supposed to like jack

Ever

[shell venture]

nah

[naive bison]

he's too charismatic

[shell venture]

he was charming

like a cartoon villain

[upper gulch]

manul 😻

[narrow lotus]

Handsome Jack giving you money to Kill Yourself , then he makes fun of you , quesitons ur morals and calls you a whore

and he still pays you

[shell venture]

also he was fucked over in pre sequel

[minor cypress]

Gimme a mod where its just vocoded elon musk doing all of jacks voicelines.

[naive bison]

best handsome jack call

[placid sail]

I feel nothing but searing hatred for claptrap and I hope Randy will have nightmares with him on repeat for the rest of his life

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIOYIPEzgk

THE MORAL IS: YOU'RE A TOTAL BITCH

[frail scaffold]

https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Kill_Yourself

[hazy finch]

dumbshit story theorizers thinking that jack was too stupid to realize he owns the machines that keep his worst enemies alive but in reality he wanted them to live so he could have someone to talk to about his prized stallion

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

• iridium

[shell venture]

i remember watching a bl video
mfer shat all over bl2 and 1 then said people hate 3 cause it killed their "waifu"

it was so bad

[frail scaffold]

Yeah

Krieg

[naive bison]

revive machines not canon

[hazy finch]

this is your worst ragebait yet

[frail scaffold]

My waifu was krieg and they killed him

[naive bison]

but they arent

[shell venture]

he's still alive

fuck you on

[frail scaffold]

Forgot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/779257731643211786.png?quality=lossless&name=LMFAOOOOOOO&size=48

[shell venture]

one of the few characters that survived bl3 shittification

[hazy finch]

rule number 1 of video games if the company makes a retarded retcon then it never happened

[naive bison]

well its not canon

if it was

jack would just respawn

idiot

[shell venture]

brick too
but brick was too retarded to ruin

[frail scaffold]

Zer0 was my fav

[naive bison]

bl TPS

[shell venture]

[frail scaffold]

Forgot what happened to them

[shell venture]

he joins atlas

[narrow lotus]

he was a sadistic fuck but

[naive bison]

they made him fucking stupid and cringe in bl3

[minor cypress]

Bl1 good, bl2 peak, bl3 shit, bl:TPS mid. Never played the spinoffs

[frail scaffold]

LAAAME

[narrow lotus]

also butt stallion is actually alive and encrusted in diamonds

which is crazy

and scary

[naive bison]

@shell venture

[shell venture]

wonderlands isn't "as bad" as 3

[pastel quartz]

word of advice if you ever drunkenly initiate the deletion of your discord account make sure you have the password for it written down somewhere to recover it afterwards

[naive bison]

no shes not encrusted, she is diamonds

[shell venture]

wrong tag retard

[frail scaffold]

I think bl1 deserves a refresh by now. The game feel wise has not aged well at all

[narrow lotus]

no because it bleeds

[naive bison]

i think it had one

[narrow lotus]

its encrusted in diamonds

[shell venture]

the remaster sucks

[narrow lotus]

the real horse is underneath

[shell venture]

shitty ass fov

[frail scaffold]

THEY DIDNT FIX THE FOV???

[shell venture]

need to reapply the console command everytime you exit a car

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039747343865618442.png?quality=lossless&name=FemboyAss&size=48

[shell venture]

even with console commands it still ass

[naive bison]

jack said MADE OF DIAMONDS

BECAUSE IM RICH

[shell venture]

butt stallion is shit i hope she never comes back

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

[minor cypress]

Bl2 grinding crawmrax for hours

[frail scaffold]

Make remaster on game

dont fix the real 1 issue it has

[shell venture]

unfunny joke dragged on for too long

[naive bison]

i remember i had a hotkey for that

[frail scaffold]

How do devs make it man

[naive bison]

craw in bl2 didnt drop shit

he had no dedicated drops

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thadees-chess-gif-25737433

[shell venture]

are you the real finland

fuji san in pfp

welcome back retard

[frail scaffold]

God his watch is so ass

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/-VSi_VAK8Ek
Watching peak

[pastel quartz]

I knocked him out and stole his shoes before eating him

[frail scaffold]

No taste

[narrow lotus]

ye bro got his account breached

he posted scam link

then deleted his acc

[pastel quartz]

the real finland was a 4,10 Sudanese midget

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

joeyy hanging out with fuji san? holy shit

[shell venture]

we just need tree back

[pastel quartz]

they are lovers

old man yaoi

[minor cypress]

Skinwalker

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[pastel quartz]

I didn't post scam I deleted it one night because I realized that was easier than weeding through each person I wanted to stop talking to

I got a nice 15 day break from discord too

https://tenor.com/view/thug-workout-dip-thug-shaker-gif-2339124651116030242

[naive bison]

i like these little guys

[shell venture]

@narrow lotus can you give me my shit role back

[frail scaffold]

Me training for when i find toriel

[naive bison]

he looks like a rug

[narrow lotus]

nah

[shell venture]

why not

[narrow lotus]

boring

[shell venture]

i don't want to talk in newbies

[frail scaffold]

Then don't do it

Easy

[shell venture]

i can't help it

[frail scaffold]

Get help

[pastel quartz]

me when I have to shoot my dog because I'm bored

[shell venture]

the solution is there

[shell venture]

wtf ????????????

[frail scaffold]

The solution is 🫵

[pastel quartz]

you don't understand, it's a metaphor

EVERYTHING I say is a metaphor

[minor cypress]

Miyazaki be like

[pastel quartz]

everything bad I have said is an ironic metaphor

unless you actually like the things I say which in that case I meant it

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990256707617833060/1000263848667926608/image0-5-1.gif

[frail scaffold]

Me putting "idk tho" at the end of all my advice in case it ruins their life

[pastel quartz]

the bomb strapped to my chest is also a metaphor

[shell venture]

so true

[shell venture]

then proudly tell people to rope in a detailed way

[frail scaffold]

Unoriginal

Booo get better material

[shell venture]

missing the point

smh my head

rope

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-1man-glitz-him-gif-25139183

[shell venture]

swag messiah 🙏

[frail scaffold]

There was a kid that looked like this flexing 60 dollars in a micheals yesterday

[pastel quartz]

god came to me in my dreams

he told me

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[pastel quartz]

"invest in fujicoin"

his words not mine

before I call you retarded what gun is it

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752540219579957298/1323191439361970216/prigozhin-kot.gif

[shell venture]

airsoft shotfun

borther

[pastel quartz]

very nice

cool pick

I know next to nothing about airsoft

[frail scaffold]

Tarkov slop in my summerfart

[shell venture]

overpriced toys

[wraith osprey]

guns for kids

[pastel quartz]

in america that's just guns

[frail scaffold]

Can yall stick to #💣tarkov-released pls

[shell venture]

yourself*

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-helpmann-true-feel-that-thats-true-morgan-freeman-true-gif-15273165990450333551

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1383107792478670888/how_much_true.gif

[naive bison]

i would be permad for this

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bloons-monkey-ninja-kiwi-bloons-tower-defense6-btd-gif-18355981

me at the passer by

[lyric horizon]

sWAG

[pastel quartz]

I have been replaying bl2 after years of not touching it

[frail scaffold]

What build

[pastel quartz]

it has made me realize bl3 sucks a lot and also is very good at the same time

[shell venture]

spice girls ft. prigo wannabe soldier

[pastel quartz]

zero sharpshooter

[wraith osprey]

anything with tiny tina is doo doo

[shell venture]

true

[wraith osprey]

bitch ruins everything she touches

[heady crow]

Or just go to a gun/clay disc range

[frail scaffold]

DEEP BREATH not melee but still zer0, get a pass

[minor cypress]

Now put tons of temu junk on it

[pastel quartz]

I would do melee but it seems hard to spec into early game

[shell venture]

and it sucks late game

[frail scaffold]

It is but still doable

[frail scaffold]

??????????????????????????????

[shell venture]

melee zero is ass late game

[frail scaffold]

Bro actually stupid

[shell venture]

how so

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-down-you-adam-sandler-gif-13760997572821101242

[minor cypress]

[pastel quartz]

borderlands 3 butchers the aethstetic and the writing/pacing is big poo poo but also the guns and characters build wise makes me cum

[shell venture]

once you play krieg melee zero is ass
unless you can chain oneshots

[heady crow]

Why? Hes a nice guy

[pastel quartz]

zane is the perfect character to me

[shell venture]

honestly bl2 also ruined the aesthetic of bl1

like the apocalyptic wild west

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287531105473396820/1387009697290391682/VID_20250620_172623_279.mov

[frail scaffold]

If you cant chain one shots as melee zero you just suck

He has the single highest melee dmg output in the game, able to hit numbers so high it breaks the visual cap

You're just bad idk what else to say honestly

[shell venture]

nah

krieg is better

[heady crow]

Besides you can get pistol/ar licenses by actively participating in mpk shootings and hunting licenses get you plenty of other licenses

Its doable

[pastel quartz]

2 changes it for sure but 3 feels like they fully misunderstood it

[frail scaffold]

Going too deep for the bait just makes you look retarded man

[glad carbon]

the humor too

[shell venture]

eh i mean how far can you go
tbh the maps in pandora look pretty good too

[shell venture]

im not baiting

[glad carbon]

went from the world itself being funny with how grimdark it is, to them shoving in "heehoo buttstallion"

[heady crow]

Yes you can play it with a real shotgun

[shell venture]

doing the normal melee looks like shit

krieg has the axe

the omph

[pastel quartz]

3's artists heard "comic book artstyle" and made it just generic comic book and not specifically the early y2k grungy comic style

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/mob-psycho100-mp100-shigeo-kageyama-reigen-arataka-tmvtm-gif-27400760

[pastel quartz]

I still think 3 is pretty

[glad carbon]

@heady crow meow

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884404577967964230/988653959126343720/attachment.gif

[storm stream]

Meanwhile non-jannies who post the Prig get muted

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/carrie-coon-the-white-lotus-laurie-see-that's-what-i'm-saying-that's-what-i'm-saying-gif-15387960068285134519

[pastel quartz]

ngl though bl2 writing hard carried by jack

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/scrunkly-ferret-gif-24524750

jack is the msot overrated villain

[heady crow]

Me

[pastel quartz]

most the non jack stuff is kinda close to 3 in terms of writing imo

the actual jokes are better though by a bit

[shell venture]

claptrap and jack are the best of bl2

[naive bison]

best one the games had

[frail scaffold]

This whole chat is just bad ragebait its crazy

[shell venture]

general knox was fine

[naive bison]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's pretty forgettable

[pastel quartz]

I hope 4 is good

[naive bison]

i dont even remember the knox dlc plot line

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

Lmfaooooooooo

[pastel quartz]

even if it is I will not be paying for it though

[glad carbon]

meow :3

[shell venture]

same

[frail scaffold]

Says guy who plays pretend soldier

[pastel quartz]

I am fully aware the writing will suck I am in it for the shooty shooty pew pew

[shell venture]

1k on toy shotgun

[frail scaffold]

Go enlist

[shell venture]

bro you're opinion is already invalid

[heady crow]

Hes already getting conscripted

Chill crodie

He gets to play with laser guns in a forest

[pastel quartz]

you act like bl3 doesn't surpass the main gameplay of 2 in almost every way white boy

[shell venture]

-1k

[frail scaffold]

Guns feel better and thats literally it

[shell venture]

it's either shitty cockrider ragebaits
or retards calling bait cause you don't agree

[frail scaffold]

Inb4 tarkov slop nerds "uhm yeah bro thats all that matters bro i need my guns to be hyper accurate and simulator"

[pastel quartz]

guns is a game about guns being good?

[naive bison]

gunplay is better but lategame and drops system sucks fucking cock

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/no-victory-to-be-had-when-these-troublemakers-are-involved-dumbledore-harry-potter-cant-win-gif-11757095885427238301

bl2 late game bosses are dogshit

most of them need to be cheesed solo

[pastel quartz]

have you played since 2019 you dickwraith

dedicated drops are in the game now

[naive bison]

yeah?

[frail scaffold]

Dude you just keep outing yourself as awful

[pastel quartz]

if we were talking about launch 3

[pastel quartz]

I would agree it sucks dick

[naive bison]

i meant the 17000000 random ass legendaries that you get per boss

[shell venture]

"bro just use bore bro it's easy bro skill issue"

[naive bison]

most of which suck cock

[shell venture]

or stack anarchy or critical ascension

or simply abuse sal

[pastel quartz]

mmmhh, well that I agree with actually

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[pastel quartz]

I think 2 is a bit too rare but 3 goes so overboard

[naive bison]

play bl2 without OP levels

[pastel quartz]

you can have full legendary mid game

[shell venture]

your entire arguments are " erm that's bait skill issue"

[naive bison]

OP levels are not balanced well

[glad carbon]

@heady crow bl2?

[frail scaffold]

.7% chance for 94 sham

[shell venture]

even uvhm is ass

mayhem 11 > uvhm

[naive bison]

heh WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY less bud

[frail scaffold]

Yeah they suck big time, never liked op levels

[pastel quartz]

I think they mean if you do get a sham

the chance to get a 94 sham when you get a sham is that amount

[naive bison]

if you get a sham

[frail scaffold]

I pulled the number from my ass

[naive bison]

which you need to roll a 1/4 or 1/5?

from all the possible legendarry drops

[pastel quartz]

I got to bunker and killed him a few times before looking up the drop rate for the sham and alt f4'd

[naive bison]

and you also need to hit a 1/10? to get any legendary

[minor cypress]

dude cant just like airsoft?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-1506407869824367367

[minor cypress]

Its not that deep

[frail scaffold]

His taste in guns just sucks thats it

[narrow lotus]

So sad

Anyway

[pastel quartz]

everything I have seen of bl4 I am content with

I am fine with a shitass story I will always tout that 2's will be better anyways

[glad carbon]

i seen people say this shit about bl4 because it doesnt have dahl

[modern falcon]

holy shit, a dude got stalker gamma running on an steam deck

[shell venture]

doesn't look as bad as 3

[pastel quartz]

no dahl does make me sad

[minor cypress]

It wont have dahl?

[glad carbon]

also who was the MF who said that having ammo in borderlands was a shit system

[minor cypress]

Instantly shit

[modern falcon]

look https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1lj6evj/managed_to_get_gamma_running_on_my_steamdeck/

[minor cypress]

Do not redeem

[shell venture]

old news

[glad carbon]

"it should just have a heat or spread mechanic"

[shell venture]

dahl is ass

there are new ones tho

[modern falcon]

i am not living online so sorry if i missed it

[glad carbon]

truthnuke

they replace dahl with cooler guns

[shell venture]

i think daedlus is the replacement for dahl

[pastel quartz]

we post thugs in this chat sir

[frail scaffold]

The tarkov slop nerds are everywhere, mess with their beautiful guns and they crawl out from woodwork like roaches

[naive bison]

is there any reason?

i really liked Dahl design in bl3

[glad carbon]

dahl was legit just tactical slop 3 round bursts

[shell venture]

vladof is just better dahl

[minor cypress]

Its imax levels of bait, just enjoy the airsoft bro

[pastel quartz]

holy true

[naive bison]

in a game with non-traditional weapons as a rule for the entire franchise, it's like a breath of fresh air

[shell venture]

im glad dahl and hyperion are gone

worst manufacturers

[pastel quartz]

I find a dahl and go "wow this is nice" only to pick up a vladof and go "wow this is REALLY nice"

[minor cypress]

I just like each vendor doing its own thing

[glad carbon]

idk i guess the lore reason is that dahl was already kinda struggling and barely existed as an actual gun manufacturer in bl3

[naive bison]

hyperion was pretty fun in bl2

[pastel quartz]

and the cool part of hyperion stays

[shell venture]

dahl are good cause reliable

[naive bison]

that's understandable but sad then

[pastel quartz]

you can get their shields and all as parts

[quartz ridge]

Can a autist ninja live?

[glad carbon]

and bl4 is on some legend of a planet people didnt think existed

[quartz ridge]

Like

[minor cypress]

Chasing the minmax will squeeze the joy out of goofy looter shooter

[shell venture]

we getting jakobs mashers with torgue stickies 🗣️

[wraith osprey]

Nooooo
the weapons are too unique
i need boring tac slop

[quartz ridge]

If you love cars and a game that has cars gets it wrong what will you say

[glad carbon]

makes sense the half-defunct gun company doesnt have new stock on it

[frail scaffold]

#💣tarkov-released they can live in here

[wraith osprey]

love jakobs

[naive bison]

well yeah, what's wrong with that?

[wraith osprey]

peak

[naive bison]

it's just one faction

[quartz ridge]

No, i need it for all of my games

[glad carbon]

also the reason dahl isnt in the gun parts thingy is because their unique effect wouldnt even be unique

[frail scaffold]

Beyond bait

[glad carbon]

it'd just be burst fire

[quartz ridge]

Isnt even bait all i want is accurate firearms

[shell venture]

what's the jakobs ar with vladof barrel

[pastel quartz]

what I want in bl4 is a big shlooter I can just shloot in and from what has been shown the shlooting looks very good

shloot.

[shell venture]

true

[quartz ridge]

Like i immediately download better gun mods for 99% of the single player games i play

[pastel quartz]

most the gameplay changes I like

[naive bison]

gatling gun

[wraith osprey]

just shoot someone irl bro

[shell venture]

[wraith osprey]

most accurate gunplay ever

[shell venture]

green jakobs guns are peak

[naive bison]

i dont like the gatling gun jakobs

the mag is too small to spool up

in bl2 i mean

bl3 had cool jakobs gun designs

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1226332945909026877/caption-1-1-1.gif?width=603&height=702&ex=685b478e&is=6859f60e&hm=3fe6eefef476c221ee6a8317a62923da21e5517f5489d1638e28fcaec6272bf3&

[naive bison]

the hand crank one

[shell venture]

i like the funny wheel mag

[frail scaffold]

Yeah that always annoyed me

[naive bison]

yeah but it was rly weird in bl2

like

it was sectioned off into 5 parts

[shell venture]

i remember hating torgue in bl2 cause my frames dropped when using it

[frail scaffold]

They couldnt make 1 unique one with a better mag capacity

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[naive bison]

look

that's enough for 7 shots

[shell venture]

don't care

[naive bison]

8*

[shell venture]

gattling gun

brrrrrrrrrr

[naive bison]

8 shot gatling gun

[frail scaffold]

They do hit hard tho

[naive bison]

i wish BL2 had better gunplay

assault rifles in that game suck cock

almost none are viable

it's all pistols shotguns and smgs

[pastel quartz]

I am thinking of another bl3 run, I wonder who I will pick this time

[shell venture]

i hope the new bandit / cov doesn't suck cock

[frail scaffold]

They do, smgs literally better in every way

[glad carbon]

bl4 guns gonna go hard asf though

[pastel quartz]

totally not zane again

[shell venture]

amara

[pastel quartz]

[frail scaffold]

COUGH sandhawk

[naive bison]

bl2 hyperion smgs are gas

[pastel quartz]

Yeah but I kind want someone more run and gun

better personality

[shell venture]

sandhawk always felt weird
like it was too good to use lmao

shit was op as fuck

[pastel quartz]

maybe irish

[naive bison]

HYPERION PISTOL WITH VLADOF BARREL

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[frail scaffold]

Im sorry guys but borderlands 4 is absolutely gonna have a sandhawk clone called "hawk2a"

[naive bison]

fucking kill yourself

[shell venture]

vladof green pistols holy mama

[naive bison]

you know they will

[pastel quartz]

and named after the 2nd best ninjago character

[shell venture]

im gonna cum

[naive bison]

YOU KNOW THEY WILL

[frail scaffold]

Its inevitable

[naive bison]

CAUSE BL3 HAS TAHT FUCKING SUCC GUN

[shell venture]

the confirmed it not coming

[frail scaffold]

Im sorry

[shell venture]

thank god

[glad carbon]

nah the devs said theyd rather kill themselves than add it

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-face-pink-shocked-gif-15315965

[frail scaffold]

We'll see

[glad carbon]

shine do you have bl2

[naive bison]

https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Succ

[shell venture]

also bl3 has the dr disrespect gun

from that awful quest

the gamer one

[frail scaffold]

Yeah but i was xbox player, lost all my data

[pastel quartz]

that is every bl3 quest

[naive bison]

CONSOLE PLAYER

[glad carbon]

do you wanna coop :3

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[shell venture]

this one was extra bad

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-10436656614678318733

WAS

WAS

[split canyon]

@frail scaffold
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036388023903989862/1339994745467830423/djmidasclan69_7281469171790253358.mp4.mov?ex=67b0bedb&is=67af6d5b&hm=49a780571f2f770e29f5d0669f53381b788e106ebbf92cb46208dfa00501772a&

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-7971124498831537590

im watchin u

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Xalrider + Dry = 79%

[pastel quartz]

bl3 quests could never scratch golden globe worthy sagas such as face mcshooty or going to claptraps fuckass birthday party

[shell venture]

birthday party lowkey made me sad back in the day

[pastel quartz]

it makes me sad now

[naive bison]

claptrap's birthday was honestly depressing

[frail scaffold]

Maybee, depends if i want to grind for hide of terra again (not now)

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

I love him like a step-dad would

[pastel quartz]

I always high five him

[shell venture]

real

[naive bison]

???

[frail scaffold]

Day 8,567 and still no hide of terra

[coarse bear]

This is another "I fucked your mom" joke

[shell venture]

year 15 and still no invincible

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBn7DflIfaw

THE TERRAMORPHOUS BOSSFIGHT THEME STAYS ON DURING SEX

[frail scaffold]

PEAMM

[naive bison]

[minor cypress]

The quest will be given by claptrap after he finds a library of dead memes with 50 steps in the quest, but its broken and claptrap gotta spit on that thang for it to work

[glad carbon]

we should just play the game

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-peam-peak-its-peak-gif-13663925113329966703

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBHpLLb7C0

[naive bison]

THAT LITTLE BEEP AT 0:25

[frail scaffold]

Kms

[shell venture]

bl2 ambient ost was peak

old repost

[frail scaffold]

Jesper kyd is really good

[shell venture]

already tried getting someone muted over it

[frail scaffold]

They do the darktide ost

Hence why its a banger

[fresh rose]

What the fuck

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f5gPThz2Nc

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow lotus]

Alexa play Bloodshots Rampart OST

[fresh rose]

Youyou isnt brown doodoo role anymore

What is this shit

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k085orh8GrQ

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-zen-focus-walkman-earbuds-gif-12972884

[shell venture]

also there was a song in bl1 i could never find

[quartz ridge]

Okay buddy

[frail scaffold]

He drove off to end the match to lick feet

Or was he so flabbergasted he just killed himself

[storm stream]

🥀

[naive bison]

what if it was freaklands 2 and and it was called backshots rampart OST

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dance-tik-tok-lil-g-_lilg4-lilg4-gif-26242032

[narrow lotus]

Me watching age of empires 3 videos even tho ill never play that game online as by the time i make one move enemy makes 15

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1387016034678079528/RDT_20250624_1226081195194437188822097.jpg?ex=685bced8&is=685a7d58&hm=dae3c12d59225820e93f5b12912054703f63a83229b0ee937c206d2fbc8ec443&=&format=webp&width=578&height=771

[frail scaffold]

Babey

[glad carbon]

stupid green stain

[minor cypress]

Any rts/starcraft ii build orders i get recommended

Or technical breakdowns in fighting games

[stoic girder]

It's like watching sports, you are there to admire the expertise.

[minor cypress]

https://m.twitch.tv/clip/ShinyExpensiveCurryShazBotstix

Like cmon, how do you explain to your coach you got beat by this

[naive bison]

why are you so mean

:starre

[minor cypress]

"Yeah uh, i made some macro mistakes coach, but i can do better coach"

YOU GOT OUTPLAYED BY TOES

[shell venture]

it's like that one xqc chess game

where he lost in 4 moves

[naive bison]

when i won lane hard in league i would occasionaly type like "ez, playing with my cock rn btw"

i didnt know someone out there actually may very well be

[minor cypress]

Its even worse when you see the crazy APM that starcraft players have

[naive bison]

and that thought terrifies me

[shell venture]

people link buttplugs to their games

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/x-qc-slam-x-qc-rage-xqc-feet-xqc-slam-feet-desk-gif-24296936

[narrow lotus]

Tf

[naive bison]

i legit feel unwell watching faker play

its like he's doing some five nights at freddys 20/20/20/20 strat

[fresh rose]

This shit is amateur show the ahri clip

He phases his camera to his teammates every 3 seconds for a split of a second and just absorbs all the information on his screen instantly

[minor cypress]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w5BHjSGCj1o

[minor cypress]

You'd have to find it, not sure of the clip

Its crazy how fast he absorbs info on the fly

[naive bison]

pants: shidded
mind: controlled

sometimes when i look at super old league footage

[placid sail]

I mean he really is pro, when you do something for real long and so much and intended on quality and not just "I'm playing league after work while being drunk" you're bound to have some impressive results

[naive bison]

it makes me feel like collective IQ rose by like 50

[quartz ridge]

This type of gaming makes me angry because of how GAE it is

[minor cypress]

Im sure part of it is muscle memory and habit, like the screen flipping is just a mental metronome for him at this point.

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[naive bison]

?

[fresh rose]

https://youtu.be/AVXHw1VGZ7o

[naive bison]

whar

[fresh rose]

The actions per minute devil

He actually cant be beaten

[minor cypress]

dont give it a try, it will consume you

[placid sail]

the part that really bit me in the ass and I've tried to train more before I finally escaped from tarkov was regularly checking minimap

[minor cypress]

Hes legit checking wavestates mid roam, just way quicker than 99.9999% of players. Fucking insane.

[fresh rose]

Theres this video of him playing fiora

And hes backing and holding tab and swapping his camera around the map

And he counters a nidalee spear 0.1 seconds before it hits him

If he didnt do it he wouldve died

[narrow lotus]

"Cosplay is something im good at"

Her cospaly : Bra and thongs

[naive bison]

yeah i seen that one @fresh rose

[naive bison]

shit was insane

his ancestors whispered to parry

[naive bison]

real

[minor cypress]

I'm guilty of tapping tab as a habit to check whos on map/lanes/remind me to check map

[shell venture]

i press tab same way i press R

that shit sucked ass in doom eternal

[placid sail]

his and others' pro players ultra deep habits make me think sometimes though that in some completely unrelated to gaming scenario they're probably on flop level of development

[fresh rose]

The thing is

[quartz ridge]

Its seems so chuddy dude

[fresh rose]

Others take adderal and shit

Faker is just that fucking goated

[naive bison]

???

[slender rock]

@frail scaffold it's almost 4am here i am looking at open box/blemished geeturs

[naive bison]

what the fuck arte you talking about

[fresh rose]

He doesnt need performance enhancers to play his ass off

[naive bison]

"this type of gaming"

MF WHAT TYPE

[quartz ridge]

Games like LEAUGE

[naive bison]

oh

[quartz ridge]

DUMBASS

[naive bison]

ok cope

[slender rock]

toxic

[pseudo robin]

The only good kind of cosplay

[quartz ridge]

Cosplay is dead and the closest thing you will get to accurate cosplay is MILSIMWEST in airsoft

[shell venture]

cosplay as a whole is retarded

[placid sail]

sweaty players: ok zed flash 3 min cd bot will have exhaust in 1
me: oh hey we have swain, neat

[quartz ridge]

Truthnuke

Cosplaying is retarded unless its larp or something cool

[shell venture]

only good one is where they make suits and shit

[quartz ridge]

If its mainstream get out chyd

[shell venture]

dressing up as a character is lame

[quartz ridge]

I need my monolith larp

[shell venture]

larp is also retarded

fuck outta here

[quartz ridge]

Kill yourself

[shell venture]

no

[slender rock]

alex

[fresh rose]

[slender rock]

forgot that bit

[shell venture]

larpers are worse than cosplayers

[slender rock]

gek

[quartz ridge]

This will be me and you wont stop me

[quartz ridge]

Yes?

[shell venture]

they ain't larpin

that's the difference

[fresh rose]

I love those cosplay videos where they just dress up as a character in armor and just walk around public spaces

[naive bison]

translation: busy is old and cant keep up with the youngsters

[fresh rose]

Its so funny

[slender rock]

ice made it to mack rd little the fuckin market n shit

like bruh

[shell venture]

those are lowkey cringe

"look at me"

[quartz ridge]

I hope they dont go around the homedepots and stuff

[fresh rose]

The armors look awesome so like

[pseudo robin]

Turklander cosplay when

[shell venture]

real

[slender rock]

I hope not

[shell venture]

turks cosplay as north africans

[slender rock]

I need those vatos to help haul some junk out of this house

[shell venture]

they stole the tarbouch

[pseudo robin]

Turks cosplay as Germans

[shell venture]

im talking about the fez

[quartz ridge]

@shell venture a french whitoid such as yourself wouldnt understand larp

[shell venture]

womp womp

[shell venture]

fake paki living in usa

[slender rock]

I wonder if i can get 10% off if I offer to buy them modelos or tecates

[quartz ridge]

Larp is for the sophisticated brown man

[shell venture]

grandpa killed more frenchies than you met

[quartz ridge]

Living in the US only until my family passes

After that im moving to the village and reclaiming my farm

[naive bison]

that sounds so darrk

[slender rock]

you shut your dirty dirty mouth

[quartz ridge]

Ill return to the US every now and then

But like its kinda not worth living in atm

They made an database named after the fucking plant boss in Terria thats gonna track literally everything about you

[placid sail]

the eventual crashout of realizing you no longer click with paki peasants after a lifetime in the usa

[slender rock]

you're gonna teach me some authentic recipes of afgan and pakistani food before you leave fucker

i am serious

[quartz ridge]

[quartz ridge]

[shell venture]

cope

[quartz ridge]

Buddy after living in the US ive realized i would rather have a simple life

[slender rock]

homie whos hood you frontin

[shell venture]

it's like some girl born in cali with chinese parents defending her heritage

[quartz ridge]

If i really miss the internet so much ill get wifi out there

[quartz ridge]

The difference is that I have a choice to go back anytime

And i have stuff prepped there

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge youyou couldn't survive Elk Grove PD on expired tags

bro doesn't know shit

[shell venture]

dawg you think i live in whimsical forests

[quartz ridge]

1 day old tags

They oull you over mfw

[quartz ridge]

He lives in Africa

[placid sail]

alex eventually starts to hang out with flop that despite being a disgusting femboy, is as westernized as him and makes the cope easier

[slender rock]

fucking real

[quartz ridge]

SO FUCKING FAKE

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-old-lady-laugh-evil-witch-gif-5182128

[quartz ridge]

@tidal trellis if i find you IRL im gonna undo the sissy hypno done to you

[frail scaffold]

Go sleep

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1386964472169500693/mari-omori-omori.gif

[quartz ridge]

No we have a flop to troll

[coarse bear]

Why's she say it like a slur

[quartz ridge]

SPEAK URDU, BOY!

[frail scaffold]

Look at these first tho

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16731040

[tidal trellis]

No I'm not!!

[placid sail]

hangs out in mod feet channel so much that everything sounds like a slur now

[tidal trellis]

Do I look like I know who speak t more than enough to speak with my family?

[slender rock]

I am more towards solid bodies twaingers tho

[quartz ridge]

Say smth at least

[quartz ridge]

Fuckass Slovak

[slender rock]

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Blemished/Jackson/Monarkh-SC-JS22-Electric-Guitar-Level-2-Black-197881306335-L37447005001008.gc

[quartz ridge]

Stop larping as a paki flop

Larp as a....

Larp as a Taiwanese person

[frail scaffold]

I just saw them in person so was nice

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway I've spoken enough English that even my accent has adjusted

[shell venture]

i wish you could have folders for gifs
like "don't post in brainfart" or "flop bullying" gif folders

[tidal trellis]

I'm not!!

[pseudo robin]

larping as paki why would anyone do that to themselves

[quartz ridge]

Okay nvm your actually paki

This is the copium they use

Same with Indians

[slender rock]

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Blemished/Ibanez/AZ-Essentials-Electric-Guitar-Level-2-Purist-Blue-197881297664-L87228005003007.gc

[shell venture]

a soulless american

[slender rock]

hmmmmmmm

I do like the teal

hmm

[quartz ridge]

What do you say after sneezing flop

[slender rock]

I wish it was an offset for that color

[placid sail]

where do I press skip on the next 10 minutes of flop answering "no I'm not! no I'm not!" to everything without making a lick of sense

[frail scaffold]

Paint it urself

[shell venture]

flop has those weak ass sneezes like "atsu"

[slender rock]

their stangs are more pricey

[shell venture]

every class has that one girl

[slender rock]

sub 400s is all i am willing to go.

[frail scaffold]

They are just solid pieces of wood at the end of the day

[quartz ridge]

@tidal trellis if you are unaccented SPEAK USING VOICE MESSAFE