#🎪bruh-fart
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Дикен Баллен
i don get it
But do they randomly start making noises at 3 in the morning despite having been on low battery for months?
I'm hungry
and all the lights go out
?

АГЕНТ ГОТОВ. ГДЕ МОЯ ЦЕЛЬ
ты должен заложить взрывчатку в член грока
у тебя есть неделя на выполнение
приступай немедленно
God damnit, another maiden died to escape me
whos skin is this
because its not collectors edition???
or is this an operator
this is retarded nitpicking, the games not included and the price is lower because you'd have to wait for the game to ship to get this bundle
Here comes frota with his retarded opinion.
they just take like 70$ off the price and sell it seperate so they dont have to deal with customers messaging them constantly asking why the order isnt there yet despite shipping months ago
As always
its not an opinion moron, its the actual reason why some companies dont sell the game with the collectible
its not even a collectors edition and its not marketed as one
The preorder for it is $149.99.
$150 and the game is not included is crazy
the other reason they do it is so they dont need to make seperate versions for each platform
its just one version
versus a collectors edition being xbox or playstation or steam or epic
god i rememer getting all those maps from games on my ps2 and xbox
putting it up on the door or wall

I just watched a clip of an f-5 getting bombed... it's over....
Yeah
Someone pick up that phone, BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT.
They still have f-14s and f-5s in service
idk, its literally just collectible slop
Oh I thought you meant american ones.
that shit is always priced super high
elden ring had a 250$ collectors edition and it was ONLY the dlc and a figurine
not even base game
ngl
Only collection ive wanted was from mafia 3
nofap mfs are worse than pornstars
Cause having a functional record player was neat
most of the time theyre annoying spiritualistic retards who yap about crystals or how nofap charges your soul or some shit
Most people who go to jubilee are insufferable morons.
Jubilee is situated in fucking LA.
I get semen retention ads on YouTube and they act like it’s a miracle drug
One of the strongest weapons in the game, a literal anvil on a stick
omg heeeyyyy :3
whats up robert
can I retain yours? 
You can
did you know these fellas dont have tastebuds
theyre just fat for the love of the game
Cocai
oh my god the act of sexual abstinence produces tension and frustration in the body that can translate as motivation and energy, this is literally a miracle drug and the solution to all my problems
They may be right, who can say
while it looks amazing, I always wondered for how long those screens would last with all that violent shaking
if that's the case, you go an extra mile and break yourself a finger or an arm
the pain would produce a lot of tension and frustration too, with both combined, you'll be unstoppable
I know I preform better when under stress and frustration
all of this just to play fucking WoT
It just makes sense
indeed you will, but it's a temporary solution, working on negative fuel like that always will create problems in the long run
making a 5000$ racing sim just to play hot wheels
gonna be evil and mean to you 🫡
Is deltarune good
Many people are saying it’s good
The more I look at it the more I feel like its furry tumblr user panderslop
But I’m not a gamer so

You could just play it and confirm your bias
ВЗРЫВЧАТКА ЗАЛОЖЕНА
How do you have a bad take on every issue?
You think that’s a bad take
Lord
i want her to extinguish that cig on my tongue
Sorry i was hacked
Why, do you have a worse one?
I think you guys can go take for take ngl
Nah he’s just obviously correct
This is why you are so ornery xalrider
Cope
You gotta let loose man
@stone blade @river zealot if u had a cat gf would u ask her to choke you with her tail
Now lemme tell you something
id ask her to spit in my mouth and bathe me with her tongue
RESPECTFULLY ofc

it's all so... tiresome
i cant wait to play bl4 :steamhappy:
bl4?
Borderlands4
you are responsible for Randy Pitchford getting another bonus
I sincerely hope BL4 is a flop
family explode 
as randy said, real fans can make this happen


i hope it does even better than bl3 so they dont just abandon the series

bl2 is a decent game but they cant just leave that as the only decently playable one
say hi
based off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKH0wJJ4YA
song is wifiskeleton - Nope your too late i already died
this is benger
fuck em
uuh
it's alright
it's a good game, sure 
I miss the dry humor of BL1 versus BL2 and onward having "WOW SO RANDOM AND WACKY" humor
Haha teh epic spork of doom
what then what
And overexplaining or talking so much to the point its annoying
bl3 doesn't have a single moment with the humor timing of Handsome Jack ramblind on about how he killed someone in New Haven by scooping their eye out and how they were walking about blind stumbling over things and then ending the rant with "the moral is - you're a total bitch"
Or how he calls you up after nearly murdering you and complaining about how crappy the pretzel he's eating is
Zarpedon was a better villain than the Calypso twins and she was in fucking Pre-Sequel
of all the gameplay reveals
Didnt bothered to play wonderlands after 3
wonderlands is only good for story mode
literally not worth touching the second you;'re done with it
I will say that the BL3 DLC's were mostly okay even if I would never want to play Krieg's DLC ever again
Because holy fuck is that one a slog
theres like no depth to gameplay outside of the campaign
okay maybe thats a lie the uhhh
dungeons thingy
portals
those were cool i guess
still no worthwhile DLC or reason to go back to old content to farm stuff
i dont think theres even a ng+
they aren't forgettable
pain is hard to forget
they are just grating

I also feel that legendaries were way too common in BL3, especially on higher Mayhem levels where bosses would drop like at least half a dozen of them
professor nakayama as a character is more memorable than all of bl3
i literally dont know their names
good news gyrard
I honestly couldnt bother what was the twins name
Never forget that BL3 killed Maya off so that horrible little shit Ava could steal her powers and have a tiny bit of character development
They just yapped on about how evil they are, no charisma like Jack had
the thing is at that point he completely underestimates you
he just calls you and brags
throughout the story he is more and more agitated
when you finally show him up with teleporting sanctuary away
before that he laughs at you how you trusted angel and all that
when you teleport sanctuary away
he hits you with a "...huh"
bro was malding
why tf does brainfart change its name every other day?
Wonder what’s behind that censor
Multiple personality disorder
we have not been called brainfart for monhts
i disavow
They are silly little creatures
I managed to win a battle with skaven with 1:2.5 casuality ratio
This will never happen again

Grow big and strong shit bird
family guy cover took that guys' soul
Do a line of cinnamon
does anyone have the "evil ass rape building" meme
Reject conventional weapons, embrace two fucking shields
@nimble night you seem lost
@naive bison
Come over here and see what you find, I'll be your huckleberry.
@stone blade @naive bison @river zealot @quaint ore @fresh rose @neon trellis @coarse bear
Aight so today i found out , the most racist person i know is my barber.
I went to the barber to get my beard done , and the store was closed. He then opens the door with the key and says, ,oh it's you , quick , get in before the [ n word for gypsies ] sees im open . He told me at these hours he keeps the barber shop closed because , since he is next to two bars, drunk gypsies decide they want a haircut after 6 beers , so he is selecting his clients lmao.
During the beard trim , bro goes nuts and tells me how he hates gypsies and how he has some of them , that think it's a saloon and ask him if he also shaves hair from arms and legs. He called the f word . He then proceeded again to call them [REDACTED] then briefly switched to taxi drivers being the scum of the earth for not turning on AC in their cars to save money. He also said he had a policeman once that had issues with his wife , and he called him an idiot , and his wife a bitch.
Oh and i also found out the gas station where i refuel my car has Monster Mango Fiesta No Sugar , tho its a bit more expensive since its a gas station
kill yourself xalrider
Go back wearing a Gypsy Woman shirt
-# she's homeless
Everyone needs a racist barber in their life
listen, bro is a good barber , but holy shit his yapping really makes me not wanna go there
I understand
I'm quiet and my barber talks to coworkers but dosent really yap to me cause they know I won't respond 

usually im the same but this guy cant help himself sadly
i might start looking into other barbers rly
I had a romanian college professor once, stole my money and didnt teach me anything
very original
Cinema
because hes racist
bro it's a fuckin local barbershop , aint nobody have time for that , bro works with his sister in shifts
not a joke i do have a romanian college professor and he doesnt teach us anything 🔥
he is also greedy i suppose , he does want people coming in, just not gypsies
sadly, gypsies are everywhere

he makes his TAs do the lesson plan
Smh he could just be charging them more they paying cash anyway
cant believe you actually met that one uncle IRL
mf really can just look at someones skin and go "yeah i hate them"
Yea like the smell with Gypsies

I don't hate anyone based on where you're from what god you wanna dance to or where you wanna stick it or be stuck. But wash yo ass.
I hate belgium
hey i dont care if they are blue,black,brown,yellow or nomral i love them all
are shapeshifters racefluid
That's not fair they have great waffles
yeah but i met a belgian once and they were a furry so y know
didnt even know how to make waffles
What you have fox in your name and an animal as your pic

its the dry x iedy ship dumbass 🔥
I get called furry cus I go by Otter. Idk wtf a furry is still
Like I know about the art but no clue what "being a furry" is
Otters are just cool and makes a good username
its what @coarse bear is
Its always the barber 
Yea idk seems like some got a be online too much kinda thing
this server is mostly terminally online
Too much text
lazy
i have the attention span of a 2 year old im sorry
sounds about right for you ivan
thank you monolith soldier
Pipe down, libtard
no
uh oh the cheese wedges are fighting again
look at this cool komodo dragon i saw
and then they all stood up and clapped
looks nicer than a normal mcdonalds one
That barbers name… Albert Einstein
whats the n word for gypsies?
cigan?
no , it's crow ( cause they are black )

to be fair , i should have become a PE teacher
they have probably the easiest life
I'm telling you that you should have been a gym teacher
200kg iedy looking at college students' asses
there is no such thing
maybe trainer

stop it
right now
well , college students i guess is fine , they are adults
otherwise , hell no
I thought about it for a sec to not make it weird
You are moderating this server, and the most racist person you know is your barber
Your barber is based
what race is the barber
iedy is a bit disingenuous when he's saying the barber is the most racist guy he knows
the real thought is a little different
An easy life of flirting with freshman and making kids do stuff you cant
cant even play dune shit kept dcing me because of a battleye error
can you at least drink the sauce to forget it?
when u have to go outside and spend 5-6 hours doing adult stuff and u realise there is no XP on reward at the end of the day

I still remember our pe teacher for middleschool, we had a male and female pe teacher.
when our female pe teacher quit, pe became co-ed, not even a month. they rehired the female pe teacher
female students are now required to bite their tshirts when doing pushups
the reward is not dealing with withdrawal headaches
thanks ADHD meds
lol in middle school a very well loved principal was moving up in the chain
i went to church with him
great guy
his replacement?
creepiest dude ever
every morning was on the female side of the gym
reality is unplayable
what a nive bird, u should eat it

I hired this xalrider to stare at you

He is actually in considerable distress and discomfort due to being held like that
wrong
- kill yourself

stinky idiot
slept for like 18 hours
Good ass sleep
bro was in a coma
Welcome to the most scenic and peaceful part of the DLC (there's jack shit here besides lore)
Bro when are we getting Dawn of war definitive edition?
For fuck sakes can they hurry the fuck up
When Commander Boreale or Captain Diomedes grows hair
Fucking pissed me off too
We're fucked
When a Blood Raven librarian doesn't fall to Chaos
I can't wait to play with one million units on the map
Im gonna put that 32gb ddr5 to WORK
@modest arrow YOU!!!
WHAT HOMOSSEXUAL
If you're not wearing pants when you lie, does the nearest pair of pants combust?
Probably
Some company did actually mistakenly wire $50K into my bank account late last year
I mean what counts as pants really
You should've transferred it to an offshore banking account
I'd move that shit so fucking fast
I'd tell them its mine wahh wahh wahh
We need to determine if ownership is required for lying to cause pants to combust, and if it can be weaponized
Did they give you compensation at least
No, what counts for pants
For example
Does a skirt
Count as pants?
tribal moment
They'd sue you for what? Them fucking up
Legwear that at least partially encompasses both legs but is not a skirt
So if I'm wearing a skirt does it mean I'm not wearing pants?
Also question is it worth getting a uhh steam deck?
I mean, I just didn't touch it and eventually the bank told me they asked for it back
and they took it out of my account?
It also has to have an actual waist part otherwise socks could technically be pants
So if I were to wear the same pants till it rips apart and then patch it up over and over again, will it still be the same pair of pants?
Finders keepers
If you touch that, and move it somewhere else - the person who sent it by mistake can file a lawsuit against you claiming you fradulently transferred funds you knew weren't yours to take
omg hiiii :3
omg frooota
Pants of theseus...
That's def mine
Your mean
You're homo
WOW
whats up handsome
YEAH
nothin
😔
Crying right meow?
you should be goofin off and havin fun
Don't cry smh
hi silly kitty
😿
i saw a leviathan in the distance now i dont wannaenter the water again
my playthrough is over
✌🏻
Get back in there, the leviathan just wants a little nibble
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
Let em have a little nibble it'll be fineee
it is a good movie tho
The movie is literally about the dude in the preview of the short regretting his actions and trying to get his little brother to not follow in his steps
Ok
years ago i didnt know shit bout stephen universe and i was also naïve so i actually believedthat the show actually ended with him fucking dying of cancer
Would be a good ending ngl
Bro thinks he's Saltzpyre
garnet standing on the railing about to jump and die is a nice touch
Torque enough to split atoms
This fate is actually applicable to Steven universe viewers
As that show induces fucking brain cancer

the weird part about cancer is that a lot of the time, it's the chemo that kills you
2,9k wth
cause chemo is basically obliterating your body in the hopes that the cancer dies off
fartshart should reconsider their prices
especially since they dont have regional pricing, which was the whole reason for that premium currency bs inna first place
Therac-25
damn i can only imagine how good that would feel
Not to mention that chemo is (I've heard) the most profitable procedures for USA hospitals, so there are doctors who will do a cancer diagnosis for people who straight up don't have it
Thunder and rain with Deference for Darkness from Halo 3: ODST piano playing for 8 hours for soothing sleep and relaxation!
More original soundtracks from Halo 3: ODST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwyzHJJ9hs&list=PL2tsrmE8VtAWDxj8fFoh6ZtJfENuKKWuw
Composed by Martin O'Donnell and Michael Salvatori.
This is soft sad ODST piano. Good for r...
This type shit
rains not loud enough to compare
people will do anything for a buck
Sugmar di-
I've once had a tomato beer consistency of puke and the taste about the same
not that it would help you in your search somehow, just trauma dumping in this bitch
tomato beer?
yes
some people like it a lot
maybe it is even good in general, but that one was revolting
how can u make beer sound even more gross 😵💫
Kvass is pretty alr
kvass is definitely not tomato beer
Thankfully yeah
TRUE
how would you even know twinkletoes
you've never drank anything in your life
I'm only assuming, cause it, itself is gross!!!
thats what!
you're very good at assuming without knowing shit, I'll give you that
Beer is aight
Beer is swill. Give me rum, whiskey, bourbon, or something else that doesn't taste like ass and has actual alcohol content.
SNEED
beer is something to be drunk with buddies
ehhh for me, I'd prefer to drink hard liquor and friends would do so either in the buddy zone, I use beer for specific "I want to be just slightly tipsy" situations
... and even then, cider is still better
you know what, fuck you beer, I've tried to give you some excuse, but you're just losing on every front
I guess beer is better than nothing?
do that mean we're in agreement of something busy? 
marginally?
The only people that like beer are people who have been stockholm'd into liking it or can't afford actual good alcohol
no shut up
you can't argue over something you've never had and never will
I assume that since some people unironically like licorice and golden rain, there's sincere enjoyment for some here as well
OH
also beer is better than wine!
and champagne
since both are F tier
So the same group of certifiably insane people as those that put pineapple on pizza or dip it in ranch dressing
okay listen man
I get it, it's hip to laugh at pineapple and pizza, I did it as well
but it's actually quite decent
if you've tried sweet and sour meat asian style, it's sorta like this
and same way as some steaks are eaten with cranberry jam or whatever the fuck
Only if it's actually made to suit pineapple with the sauce, seasoning, cheese, etc. Instead of the pineapple just fucking thrown on there.
what I will never approve and find horrendous is pickles on pizza
I don't approve of pickles in general, mostly because of trauma due to an incident when I was working at a cafeteria
The pickle incident was basically what happened when someone spilled an entire fucking five gallon bucket of pickles and juice on the kitchen floor and that shit reeked for weeks
welcome to pickle dimension, what can I get you
Death.
assumin it, 
I mean, wouldn't there be a nuclear winter in Fallout at least for a while after the bombs?
Then again Fallout makes zero sense if you dig any deeper than the surface when it comes to realism
he can't drink shit Ted, he's a faithful muslim woman
well, not that it ever stops a good part of muslims anyway, but you know
damn
i could go for a beer rn but i cant operate my right hand rn
he ain't wrong
Do I look like someone who'd participate in drinking alcohol mr? Answer is no
I can't
And wouldn't if I could
Ok man
which do i pick currently bori and flotsam are the top contenders but gnorbu is also loved
the uncircled ones are fine too
what the hell are those off-brand bangladeshi pokemon
just pick whichever speaks to u
the one whose face looks like a female reproductive system
neopets
scientology propaganda
(i'm only half joking)
which one is that
crazy
they r called blumaroos and my first one was a blumaroo and his name was 2galoshes
on account of his 2 galoshes
does he bleed from the nose occasionally
he just breathes loudly
the site was sold to a scientologist but he didn't really do anything
@placid sail hi freaky
I very rarely summon for boss fights but I make an exception for this horrid creature
Tiche used Destined Death on it so hopefully it will never return to affront my fucking eyes
Oarfish hands
Robert it's nap time
massive
Анархия --
Мать порядка
Anarchy
is the mother of order
yes
Is it not порядка?
Freedomers...
poryadok is nominative
poryadka is genitive
it says poryadka there
You wrote with a "b" here
Yes
that's italics д
Yeah
and д in cursive is that cursive g looking thing
I was looking at the Cyrillic keyboard again thinking "a b doesn't look like that either..."
Are you fucking serious, he had a literal pixel of health left
plays a CBT game
gets CBT'd
complains
Vri died to easiest boss of all ds games
The hell happened there?
Slurm from Futurama
tribal village
they will commit heinous acts in the future
Cummings 
the posture
THE DEEP ROCK DUDE IS STILL TEXTING ME
also to note, about 3 seconds prior, he throws a card at a bottle to knock it over
as a "Feat" of strength
which i find fucking hilarious
empty bottle, mind you
bro accomplished a whole lotta nothin
isn't half-filled usually the optimal size for not knocking over?
yes, but it was 100% empty
light as a feather, plastic bottle
i mean in his other videos, he saws 95% of the way through wood, then just like... snaps it
or he will push something over, also to prove strength
and that thing he pushes, weighs less than that first belly roll
ok that was kinda mean
but its still the most pointless tests of strength ever
Peak aesthetic
no, THIS is peak
the aesthetic is just better
sons of the forest is an amazing game
I know this isn't an appropriate place to put this video but I couldn't find any other channel to post this in
That wasn't for s.a.l.k.e.r
Nevermind. I'll post it in the pet channel
LMAOOO
It's time for Haligtree 2: Hornsent boogaloo
Just saw a video on someone's grandpa who got obsessed with femboys and regularly bagged them gramps got more game then me

As if them skanks care who fucks them
Remember Madi?
I dont
I have the urge to suplex this deer
Yes shoot me while I'm suplexing the deer and risk killing us both.
and?
nah depends, stomach area is pretty far back, id be missing the ribs at least
theres still deer ribs if i hit stomach
so who cares
issue is that the stomach would leave it in misery, because its not vital
so it wouldnt even die
Lungs is always a surefire way to kill one
Without risking contamination of other parts
hitting the stomach and ruining the meat is how my uncle lost his career in the porn industry
"How's it feeeeeeel, Leda? To be a biiiiitch To get ganked back?"
It be like that 
get ur ghey agenda outta my brainfart
Rest in pepperonis. Now to play something that doesn't fill me with an urge to murder twinks.
i really wanna be a tech priest so i can have a lobotomized servant i can torture in the name of the omnissiah
Join the Adeptus Mechanicus and receive your signing bonus of having your legs chopped off and replaced with basic prosthetics
(no that's seriously almost always the first thing to go)
After that is probably spinal replacement so you can install mechadendrites
good, my back pain is getting worse
"death by 1000 ejaculations"
birthday is in a month and ive never fealt more dead
my finger got infected somehow
and the pulse of my heart it just like
pain...pain... pain
popping ibu's and doxycyclines
man my finger got it rough today, a cuticle infection, friction burn, and tack strip went right behind the fingernail area
thank your fingers sometimes they go through a lot 😭
it was a rusty rotted wood strip too gotta keep an eye out for scrumptious diseases
if youre in urban area should be fine
idk gang it wasnt exactly a clean apartment
still better than the flea job 
well hoping there wasnt any soil or animals in the apartment you should be fine
and if you didnt get a deep cut or anything
wasnt too deep, still dont like to play with stuff like that cause theres no telling what could possibly be on it after its been stuck in place for like a good 8 years or so
ya
i agree
but you should be fine as long as you didnt get deep cut or get the cut in standing water or like touch any super dusty tools directly on it
YUMMY
I fw it
this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment
-# Polling USA (@usapolling.bsky.social)
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"No: 85%
Yes: 5%YouGov / June 22, 2025
517
3329
Ignore the politics heehee
Do you think this guy is in the server
village
nah the difference between us and the orthodoxy is immense
quite fascinating really
Orthodoxy is the original church that the apostles founded
Catholics, I don't know a ton about, but they kinda shifted away from it
I think the main split was with Rome. The first pope basically wanted full control of the churches, and the orthodoxy didn't like that
Ok I’m with the orthodoxy then
and we still cant get along
it apparently really just is that hard to not be at each others throats instead of respecting and being interested in others ways of worship
I personally can't do catholicism because of their beliefs about the pope being an infallible man
I believe no man is infallible
Like Jesus Christ
Except for him, maybe, but I don't know
What about like, the apostles
Mother Mary is seen as sinless due to her respect and connection with God
I don't know how that applies with Jesus
Why couldn’t the pope then
i cant speak for my peers but i dont believe in it either
although hes not purely infallible according to the catholic church as far as i am aware just
protected to a certain limit
Do they believe in the trinity
im really not sure as i try not to engage with papal stuff often
of course
Yes, he and the holy spirit are not the same
you'd have to ask someone more familiar with the faith
Well what do you believe
I consider the holy spirit to be an extension of god's will
I consider Jesus to be a human with a connection to god
but I don't know much about the specifics
I don't know how to describe it
I consider Jesus to be real just on the amount of accounts that reciprocate eachother
im definitely not a religion guy always been more of a personal god
for the trinity, I don't know how to describe it in my own words
I don't know how to separate God from Jesus yet they are still the same
I believe Jesus was real, but that none of the supernatural things happened
I’m not fully sold he was real
there's a lot of accounts from the time stating that he was
But I’ll just take it for granted
There’s a lot of accounts Bigfoot
people actually believe Abrahamic fairy tales 
Bigfoot exists in areas with a lot of moonshiners and furries
coincidence? I think not
Bigfoot was just the first documented fur suit enthusiast
what the orthodox would have you believe
every single denomination of every religion claims to be more like the "original" practice of the faith in the 1st century or whatever
like how that Alex guy here seems to think that all the fucked up shit about islam is just interpretations that came later
At least Christianity is more grounded than fucking Buddhism
Orthodox is original in the sense of it was the church founded by the apostles
and Catholicism is a further development
Don’t y’all believe the apostles
and Protestantism is even more fractured
If anything all the denominations can agree that megachurch pastors are pieces of satan himself
Progress!
If I was a Christian, and I believed the apostles and the Bible, I should be orthodox because they founded the church
Hes not all right in the head for sure
The way he speaks, the way his eyes are never fully there
He looks sunken and empty.
I do love the orthodoxy though. It's interesting to see such a different way of worship than what I was grown up with
Don't know 
Like I said I try not to deal with papal politics
It's just like normal politics!
Everything always has been and always will be politics 
your balls are political
Same but I grew to love it (kind of)
Never been back
The sperm cells in my ballsack running campaigns on who gets to enter the ovum (they are in a Pringles can)
bro don't reveal the tech
My sperm filled Pringles can and the stars positions determine what goes on
Big fleshlight is gonna eliminate the competition by assassinating Mr pringle now
And currently another middle eastern country is being bombed
you ever think about how the sperm race is a function of evolution? the fastest sperm cell should be the healthiest, so it seems like the race selects for the fittest cell.
would humans be smarter if the uterus was shaped like a maze?
The pentagon pizza index but instead of pizza or the pentagon it's my peanits
no the eggs decide the sperm
No
I don't think a single cell can be smart
Fascinating theory, let's jump straight to human testing.
Solving a maze doesn’t mean you are the smartest sperm
Where's Chinese scientist without morals when you need him
You could still just be the fastest
I was hoping to just lovecraftian horror y'all with a stupid and insane statement
Have you seen horse race test?
Where's a time machine so I can go get a ww2 Japanese scientist
Lol I forgot about that guy
Unit 731
what were the results?
no

There was also this crazy bitch back in ancient China who did similar things but she was so beautiful she could just get away with everything
what about toddlers?
more testing required
You ever think about how many places people have never walked, like in a random forest, no single person has ever been in that exact position before.
Idk this beer can from the 80s tells me otherwise 
Maybe in the boreal forest
@narrow lotus
"Lil bit"
I dig up ass
@tidal trellis a reminder
born to late to explore the world
born to early to explore the stars
born just in time to be the first person to stand at these exact coordinates
I also dig up ass (check your local cemetery)
Yeah but that’s still cool
Makes your mark
I mean don’t because that’s bad for nature
Born too early for cryosleep so I can go to bed and wake up to explore the stars anyway
Spray the forests with agent orange
Agent Orange by Sodom?????? I love that song!
i cant believe Sodom invented thw M16
Sadam
Really smart group of guys
Do you think they engage in sodomy
What does anal sex have to do with the m16
novelty is fading
all the low hanging fruit in science are disappearing, and we would need social developments to advance further
whatever you write in fiction is just a rehash of themes others have done hundreds of times
and any historical development can be likened to a dozen similar occurrences
Oh buddy

Nah that’s depression-pilled
Unless there's major societal collapse, AI is going to be the only real way the next 50 years are going to differ from the last 20
Dont be a cynic
is that even negative?
Mods another bomb to iran
The military industrial complex is forever
hmm
lets send slow fucking bombers so that they can move the uranium before the bombers arrive
I get an easy political win back home without actually damaging my enemy and causing a war
genius
fuck it start up the nukes
No see, that’s too real for this chat
Goob morning
Xalrider would you be a catholic, or follow the Orthodox Church
hi twink @naive bison
@pale ingot
about to rip this finger off dude
Mods drop a bunker buster on his location immediately
Mods another 10 billion to ukraine
@tidal trellis
holy fuck the ai in wildlands are retarded
Don’t worry we’ll still send 100 billion to Israel
We will have another January 6th
I do wonder if there will be a false flag soon
Theres no Catholics in Russia but I grew up orthodox but not religious now
Why
Catholics are soy western Christians and orthodox are based gigachad Christians
What’s the difference
Catholics sit on benches for service and dont look their priest in the eye when telling him their sins
I mean you don’t have to do it like that
I think christianity offers a lot of good moral teachings and promotes family values so I would prefer to live in a Christian majority nation than any other, even as a nonreligious person


I live in Georgia and it's nice








