#🎪bruh-fart

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placid sail
hazy finch
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Дикен Баллен

placid sail
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i don get it

placid sail
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giving microsecond heart attacks/boners to iedy is my passion

primal rapids
# placid sail

But do they randomly start making noises at 3 in the morning despite having been on low battery for months?

placid sail
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and all the lights go out

storm stream
placid sail
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don't worry about it

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secret sleeper agent activation imagery

storm stream
midnight cloud
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АГЕНТ ГОТОВ. ГДЕ МОЯ ЦЕЛЬ

placid sail
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ты должен заложить взрывчатку в член грока

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у тебя есть неделя на выполнение

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приступай немедленно

primal rapids
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God damnit, another maiden died to escape me

naive bison
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wtf samuel l jackson

prime zenith
glad carbon
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because its not collectors edition???

prime zenith
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or is this an operator

glad carbon
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this is retarded nitpicking, the games not included and the price is lower because you'd have to wait for the game to ship to get this bundle

stoic girder
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Here comes frota with his retarded opinion.

glad carbon
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they just take like 70$ off the price and sell it seperate so they dont have to deal with customers messaging them constantly asking why the order isnt there yet despite shipping months ago

worldly gate
glad carbon
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its not even a collectors edition and its not marketed as one

stoic girder
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The preorder for it is $149.99.

worldly gate
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$150 and the game is not included is crazy

glad carbon
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the other reason they do it is so they dont need to make seperate versions for each platform

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its just one version

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versus a collectors edition being xbox or playstation or steam or epic

prime zenith
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god i rememer getting all those maps from games on my ps2 and xbox

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putting it up on the door or wall

solar breach
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I just watched a clip of an f-5 getting bombed... it's over....

prime zenith
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where

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in iran?

solar breach
stoic girder
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Someone pick up that phone, BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT.

solar breach
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They still have f-14s and f-5s in service

glad carbon
stoic girder
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Oh I thought you meant american ones.

glad carbon
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that shit is always priced super high

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elden ring had a 250$ collectors edition and it was ONLY the dlc and a figurine

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not even base game

prime zenith
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vro...

glad carbon
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ngl

worldly gate
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Only collection ive wanted was from mafia 3

glad carbon
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nofap mfs are worse than pornstars

worldly gate
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Cause having a functional record player was neat

glad carbon
stoic girder
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Most people who go to jubilee are insufferable morons.

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Jubilee is situated in fucking LA.

idle veldt
primal rapids
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One of the strongest weapons in the game, a literal anvil on a stick

glad carbon
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whats up robert

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can I retain yours? peepoLove

idle veldt
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You can

glad carbon
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did you know these fellas dont have tastebuds

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theyre just fat for the love of the game

fading portal
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Cocai

primal rapids
red glade
placid sail
placid sail
placid sail
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the pain would produce a lot of tension and frustration too, with both combined, you'll be unstoppable

idle veldt
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I know I preform better when under stress and frustration

glad carbon
idle veldt
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It just makes sense

glad carbon
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hoooly shit what a let down

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atleast play GHPC or something

placid sail
glad carbon
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making a 5000$ racing sim just to play hot wheels

stone blade
glad carbon
naive bison
idle veldt
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Many people are saying it’s good

naive bison
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The more I look at it the more I feel like its furry tumblr user panderslop

idle veldt
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But I’m not a gamer so

naive bison
tight rune
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It's a quirky game

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I think

idle veldt
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You could just play it and confirm your bias

dreamy flaxBOT
midnight cloud
naive bison
naive bison
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Looooook

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Its amazing

idle veldt
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You think that’s a bad take

stone blade
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i want her to extinguish that cig on my tongue

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Sorry i was hacked

idle veldt
naive bison
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I think you guys can go take for take ngl

idle veldt
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This is why you are so ornery xalrider

naive bison
idle veldt
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You gotta let loose man

narrow lotus
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@stone blade @river zealot if u had a cat gf would u ask her to choke you with her tail

stoic girder
stone blade
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id ask her to spit in my mouth and bathe me with her tongue

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RESPECTFULLY ofc

glad carbon
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i cant wait to play bl4 :steamhappy:

stone blade
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bl4?

narrow lotus
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Borderlands4

stone blade
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i thought its

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nvm

naive bison
glad carbon
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good

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pay that fella more and take away his twitter

primal rapids
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I sincerely hope BL4 is a flop

naive bison
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^

stone blade
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family explode thumbsUp2x

naive bison
idle veldt
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I’ll play on day one with you frota

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If you would have me

stone blade
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you wouldn't dare

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frota would have you oiled up

primal rapids
glad carbon
glad carbon
arctic pawn
glad carbon
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bl2 is a decent game but they cant just leave that as the only decently playable one

prisma venture
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this is benger

naive bison
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frota be like

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LEAVE THE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE

idle veldt
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Some people really like the first game

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Xalrider stroke one out

prisma venture
naive bison
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it's alright

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it's a good game, sure thumbsUp2x

prisma venture
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u talking about borderlands?

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that game series is shit

naive bison
primal rapids
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I miss the dry humor of BL1 versus BL2 and onward having "WOW SO RANDOM AND WACKY" humor

idle veldt
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Haha teh epic spork of doom

naive bison
worldly gate
naive bison
primal rapids
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Or how he calls you up after nearly murdering you and complaining about how crappy the pretzel he's eating is

glad carbon
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bl2 humor tries too hard to be witty

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bl3 doesnt try at all

worldly gate
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BL3 just has forgetable streamers as villains

glad carbon
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wonderlands villain was pretty good

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bl4 looks good so far

primal rapids
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Zarpedon was a better villain than the Calypso twins and she was in fucking Pre-Sequel

glad carbon
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of all the gameplay reveals

worldly gate
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Didnt bothered to play wonderlands after 3

glad carbon
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wonderlands is only good for story mode

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literally not worth touching the second you;'re done with it

primal rapids
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I will say that the BL3 DLC's were mostly okay even if I would never want to play Krieg's DLC ever again

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Because holy fuck is that one a slog

glad carbon
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theres like no depth to gameplay outside of the campaign

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okay maybe thats a lie the uhhh

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dungeons thingy

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portals

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those were cool i guess

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still no worthwhile DLC or reason to go back to old content to farm stuff

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i dont think theres even a ng+

naive bison
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pain is hard to forget

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they are just grating

glad carbon
primal rapids
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I also feel that legendaries were way too common in BL3, especially on higher Mayhem levels where bosses would drop like at least half a dozen of them

naive bison
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professor nakayama as a character is more memorable than all of bl3

glad carbon
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i literally dont know their names

naive bison
worldly gate
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I honestly couldnt bother what was the twins name

primal rapids
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Never forget that BL3 killed Maya off so that horrible little shit Ava could steal her powers and have a tiny bit of character development

worldly gate
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They just yapped on about how evil they are, no charisma like Jack had

naive bison
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he just calls you and brags

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throughout the story he is more and more agitated

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when you finally show him up with teleporting sanctuary away

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before that he laughs at you how you trusted angel and all that

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when you teleport sanctuary away

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he hits you with a "...huh"

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bro was malding

deft crescent
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why tf does brainfart change its name every other day?

naive bison
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WHAT ARE THESE SHOOOOOORTS

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CHILL

idle veldt
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Wonder what’s behind that censor

pale ingot
naive bison
pale ingot
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we have not been called brainfart for monhts

nimble night
naive bison
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i disavow

frail kettle
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They are silly little creatures

eager igloo
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I managed to win a battle with skaven with 1:2.5 casuality ratio
This will never happen again

naive bison
nimble night
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Grow big and strong shit bird

buoyant ravine
glad carbon
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I cant find my legal meth 🥀

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its so over how am I gonna clean da house now

nimble night
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Do a line of cinnamon

naive bison
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does anyone have the "evil ass rape building" meme

primal rapids
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Reject conventional weapons, embrace two fucking shields

solar breach
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@naive bison

nimble night
naive bison
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thanks

narrow lotus
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@stone blade @naive bison @river zealot @quaint ore @fresh rose @neon trellis @coarse bear

Aight so today i found out , the most racist person i know is my barber.

I went to the barber to get my beard done , and the store was closed. He then opens the door with the key and says, ,oh it's you , quick , get in before the [ n word for gypsies ] sees im open . He told me at these hours he keeps the barber shop closed because , since he is next to two bars, drunk gypsies decide they want a haircut after 6 beers , so he is selecting his clients lmao.

During the beard trim , bro goes nuts and tells me how he hates gypsies and how he has some of them , that think it's a saloon and ask him if he also shaves hair from arms and legs. He called the f word . He then proceeded again to call them [REDACTED] then briefly switched to taxi drivers being the scum of the earth for not turning on AC in their cars to save money. He also said he had a policeman once that had issues with his wife , and he called him an idiot , and his wife a bitch.

Oh and i also found out the gas station where i refuel my car has Monster Mango Fiesta No Sugar , tho its a bit more expensive since its a gas station

naive bison
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not reading that

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but happy for you

narrow lotus
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kill yourself xalrider

nimble night
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-# she's homeless

solar breach
narrow lotus
solar breach
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I'm quiet and my barber talks to coworkers but dosent really yap to me cause they know I won't respond KekSkew

solar coral
narrow lotus
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i might start looking into other barbers rly

solar coral
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I had a romanian college professor once, stole my money and didnt teach me anything

solar coral
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because hes racist

narrow lotus
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bro it's a fuckin local barbershop , aint nobody have time for that , bro works with his sister in shifts

solar coral
narrow lotus
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he is also greedy i suppose , he does want people coming in, just not gypsies

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sadly, gypsies are everywhere

solar coral
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he makes his TAs do the lesson plan

nimble night
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Smh he could just be charging them more they paying cash anyway

solar coral
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cant believe you actually met that one uncle IRL

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mf really can just look at someones skin and go "yeah i hate them"

nimble night
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Yea like the smell with Gypsies

solar coral
nimble night
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I don't hate anyone based on where you're from what god you wanna dance to or where you wanna stick it or be stuck. But wash yo ass.

prisma venture
solar coral
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are shapeshifters racefluid

nimble night
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That's not fair they have great waffles

solar coral
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didnt even know how to make waffles

nimble night
solar coral
nimble night
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I get called furry cus I go by Otter. Idk wtf a furry is still

nimble night
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Like I know about the art but no clue what "being a furry" is

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Otters are just cool and makes a good username

solar coral
nimble night
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Yea idk seems like some got a be online too much kinda thing

slender rock
slender rock
stone blade
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i have the attention span of a 2 year old im sorry

high wing
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sounds about right for you ivan

slender rock
high wing
coarse bear
solar coral
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no

high wing
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uh oh the cheese wedges are fighting again

solar coral
high wing
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oooo

placid sail
idle veldt
carmine isle
idle veldt
placid sail
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@narrow lotus you should have been a gym teacher

lyric horizon
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cigan?

narrow lotus
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no , it's crow ( cause they are black )

lyric horizon
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aa

narrow lotus
lyric horizon
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I was gonna say snowflake ahh

narrow lotus
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they have probably the easiest life

placid sail
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I'm telling you that you should have been a gym teacher

lyric horizon
narrow lotus
lyric horizon
narrow lotus
lyric horizon
fallow trellis
pale ingot
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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Your barber is based

fallow trellis
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what race is the barber

placid sail
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iedy is a bit disingenuous when he's saying the barber is the most racist guy he knows

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the real thought is a little different

sour inlet
fallow trellis
solar breach
sour inlet
# fallow trellis

cant even play dune shit kept dcing me because of a battleye error

solar breach
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I did adult stuff today

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Not fun

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Do not recommend 👎

sour inlet
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can you at least drink the sauce to forget it?

narrow lotus
fallow trellis
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I still remember our pe teacher for middleschool, we had a male and female pe teacher.
when our female pe teacher quit, pe became co-ed, not even a month. they rehired the female pe teacher

sour inlet
fallow trellis
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female students are now required to bite their tshirts when doing pushups

solar breach
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thanks ADHD meds

fallow trellis
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and the male pe teacher was banned from teaching female students

narrow lotus
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damn

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that bad?

solar breach
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lol in middle school a very well loved principal was moving up in the chain

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i went to church with him

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great guy

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his replacement?

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creepiest dude ever

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every morning was on the female side of the gym

prisma venture
river zealot
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I hired this xalrider to stare at you

naive bison
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get a room

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i love him so much

storm stream
deep topaz
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George

naive bison
river zealot
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i have awoken

naive bison
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me when i get hit with narcan

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#fentanylgang

river zealot
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slept for like 18 hours

modest arrow
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Good ass sleep

narrow lotus
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bro was in a coma

primal rapids
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Welcome to the most scenic and peaceful part of the DLC (there's jack shit here besides lore)

modest arrow
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For fuck sakes can they hurry the fuck up

primal rapids
modest arrow
primal rapids
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When a Blood Raven librarian doesn't fall to Chaos

modest arrow
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I can't wait to play with one million units on the map

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Im gonna put that 32gb ddr5 to WORK

limpid sinew
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@modest arrow YOU!!!

modest arrow
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WHAT HOMOSSEXUAL

limpid sinew
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I'm literally

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Oh my god

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YOUR HOMOSEXUAL BUDDY

modest arrow
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Yeah literally homo

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Wait nuh uh

glad carbon
limpid sinew
primal rapids
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If you're not wearing pants when you lie, does the nearest pair of pants combust?

modest arrow
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Probably

primal kiln
limpid sinew
limpid sinew
modest arrow
primal kiln
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They'd know

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and they'd sue me

modest arrow
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I'd tell them its mine wahh wahh wahh

primal rapids
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We need to determine if ownership is required for lying to cause pants to combust, and if it can be weaponized

limpid sinew
limpid sinew
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For example

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Does a skirt

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Count as pants?

solar breach
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tribal moment

modest arrow
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They'd sue you for what? Them fucking up

primal rapids
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Legwear that at least partially encompasses both legs but is not a skirt

limpid sinew
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So if I'm wearing a skirt does it mean I'm not wearing pants?

modest arrow
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Also question is it worth getting a uhh steam deck?

primal kiln
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and they took it out of my account?

modest arrow
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Its mine

primal rapids
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It also has to have an actual waist part otherwise socks could technically be pants

limpid sinew
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So if I were to wear the same pants till it rips apart and then patch it up over and over again, will it still be the same pair of pants?

modest arrow
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Finders keepers

primal kiln
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If you touch that, and move it somewhere else - the person who sent it by mistake can file a lawsuit against you claiming you fradulently transferred funds you knew weren't yours to take

glad carbon
primal kiln
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omg frooota

modest arrow
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I didn't know anything

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In fact

limpid sinew
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Pants of theseus...

modest arrow
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That's def mine

limpid sinew
modest arrow
limpid sinew
glad carbon
limpid sinew
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OK

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I'M CRYING

modest arrow
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YEAH

primal kiln
glad carbon
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😔

modest arrow
glad carbon
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you should be goofin off and havin fun

limpid sinew
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You can literally hear me cry meow meow

modest arrow
modest arrow
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This twink above me is crying

glad carbon
prime zenith
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i saw a leviathan in the distance now i dont wannaenter the water again

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my playthrough is over

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✌🏻

primal rapids
# prime zenith

Get back in there, the leviathan just wants a little nibble

prime zenith
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im piss scared

limpid sinew
prime zenith
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alright fuck it

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head first

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just look down

prime zenith
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im going to let him eat me so i dont get jumpscared

narrow lotus
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@stone blade

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1.9 TDI pull

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that combine he is pulling has like 8 tons

solar breach
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it is a good movie tho

muted geyser
quaint ore
pale ingot
# muted geyser

years ago i didnt know shit bout stephen universe and i was also naïve so i actually believedthat the show actually ended with him fucking dying of cancer

hazy lily
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Bro thinks he's Saltzpyre

deep topaz
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garnet standing on the railing about to jump and die is a nice touch

primal rapids
stone blade
naive bison
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As that show induces fucking brain cancer

deep topaz
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the weird part about cancer is that a lot of the time, it's the chemo that kills you

lost tartan
deep topaz
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cause chemo is basically obliterating your body in the hopes that the cancer dies off

lost tartan
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fartshart should reconsider their prices

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especially since they dont have regional pricing, which was the whole reason for that premium currency bs inna first place

pale ingot
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praise sigmar

hazy lily
river zealot
solar breach
storm stream
primal rapids
# tight rune

Thunder and rain with Deference for Darkness from Halo 3: ODST piano playing for 8 hours for soothing sleep and relaxation!

More original soundtracks from Halo 3: ODST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwyzHJJ9hs&list=PL2tsrmE8VtAWDxj8fFoh6ZtJfENuKKWuw

Composed by Martin O'Donnell and Michael Salvatori.

This is soft sad ODST piano. Good for r...

▶ Play video
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This type shit

solar breach
deep topaz
tight rune
pale ingot
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go go gadget 12-flintlock bandolier

solar breach
hazy lily
deep topaz
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I've yet to find a beer that I like

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at least without modification

placid sail
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I've once had a tomato beer consistency of puke and the taste about the same

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not that it would help you in your search somehow, just trauma dumping in this bitch

deep topaz
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tomato beer?

placid sail
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yes

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some people like it a lot

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maybe it is even good in general, but that one was revolting

narrow sorrel
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tomato... beer?

tidal trellis
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how can u make beer sound even more gross 😵‍💫

deft crescent
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Kvass is pretty alr

deep topaz
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kvass is definitely not tomato beer

primal rapids
deft crescent
frail scaffold
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TRUE

placid sail
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you've never drank anything in your life

tidal trellis
placid sail
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you're very good at assuming without knowing shit, I'll give you that

frail scaffold
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Beer is aight

primal rapids
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Beer is swill. Give me rum, whiskey, bourbon, or something else that doesn't taste like ass and has actual alcohol content.

placid sail
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beer is okayish

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but I'd prefer a cocktail or some strong liquor instead any time

solar breach
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SNEED

solar breach
placid sail
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ehhh for me, I'd prefer to drink hard liquor and friends would do so either in the buddy zone, I use beer for specific "I want to be just slightly tipsy" situations

placid sail
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... and even then, cider is still better

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you know what, fuck you beer, I've tried to give you some excuse, but you're just losing on every front

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I guess beer is better than nothing?

tidal trellis
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do that mean we're in agreement of something busy? kek1

placid sail
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marginally?

primal rapids
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The only people that like beer are people who have been stockholm'd into liking it or can't afford actual good alcohol

placid sail
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you can't argue over something you've never had and never will

placid sail
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OH

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also beer is better than wine!

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and champagne

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since both are F tier

primal rapids
placid sail
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okay listen man

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I get it, it's hip to laugh at pineapple and pizza, I did it as well

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but it's actually quite decent

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if you've tried sweet and sour meat asian style, it's sorta like this

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and same way as some steaks are eaten with cranberry jam or whatever the fuck

primal rapids
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Only if it's actually made to suit pineapple with the sauce, seasoning, cheese, etc. Instead of the pineapple just fucking thrown on there.

placid sail
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what I will never approve and find horrendous is pickles on pizza

primal rapids
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I don't approve of pickles in general, mostly because of trauma due to an incident when I was working at a cafeteria

placid sail
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damn

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gyrard's canon event

primal rapids
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The pickle incident was basically what happened when someone spilled an entire fucking five gallon bucket of pickles and juice on the kitchen floor and that shit reeked for weeks

frail scaffold
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Pickles so fucking yummy

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Especially spicy ones

placid sail
primal rapids
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Death.

heady crow
tidal trellis
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assumin it, kek1

broken pebble
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you got 1 out of 2 things right

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nah g

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real

primal rapids
# heady crow

I mean, wouldn't there be a nuclear winter in Fallout at least for a while after the bombs?

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Then again Fallout makes zero sense if you dig any deeper than the surface when it comes to realism

placid sail
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he can't drink shit Ted, he's a faithful muslim woman

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well, not that it ever stops a good part of muslims anyway, but you know

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damn

broken pebble
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i could go for a beer rn but i cant operate my right hand rn

placid sail
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he ain't wrong

tidal trellis
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Do I look like someone who'd participate in drinking alcohol mr? Answer is no

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I can't

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And wouldn't if I could

solar breach
past nacelle
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which do i pick currently bori and flotsam are the top contenders but gnorbu is also loved

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the uncircled ones are fine too

placid sail
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what the hell are those off-brand bangladeshi pokemon

past nacelle
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just pick whichever speaks to u

placid sail
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the one whose face looks like a female reproductive system

visual stirrup
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scientology propaganda

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(i'm only half joking)

past nacelle
solar breach
placid sail
past nacelle
past nacelle
# placid sail

they r called blumaroos and my first one was a blumaroo and his name was 2galoshes

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on account of his 2 galoshes

placid sail
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does he bleed from the nose occasionally

past nacelle
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he just breathes loudly

placid sail
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shiver and queef

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but seriously what those ugly bastards have to do with scientology

past nacelle
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the site was sold to a scientologist but he didn't really do anything

glad carbon
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@placid sail hi freaky

glad carbon
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Busy stop manhandling that poor cat

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Your oafish hands are gonna crush it :'(

primal rapids
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I very rarely summon for boss fights but I make an exception for this horrid creature

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Tiche used Destined Death on it so hopefully it will never return to affront my fucking eyes

idle veldt
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Oarfish hands

glad carbon
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Robert it's nap time

narrow lotus
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massive

idle veldt
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Yumyum

noble cape
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What does this say

runic sorrel
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anarchy

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we live in a society

visual stirrup
runic sorrel
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yes

visual stirrup
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it says poryadka there

visual stirrup
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д

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that?

storm stream
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Yes

visual stirrup
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that's italics д

storm stream
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Oh it changes like that

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I didn't know

visual stirrup
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Yeah
and д in cursive is that cursive g looking thing

storm stream
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I was looking at the Cyrillic keyboard again thinking "a b doesn't look like that either..."

primal rapids
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Are you fucking serious, he had a literal pixel of health left

storm stream
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plays a CBT game
gets CBT'd
complains

prime zenith
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Vri died to easiest boss of all ds games

heady crow
placid sail
past nacelle
storm stream
solar breach
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tribal village

cedar hatch
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they will commit heinous acts in the future

primal rapids
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NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

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trips over a rock and dies

narrow sorrel
signal cobalt
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why does brother man look like an orangutan

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idk what it is

narrow sorrel
signal cobalt
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yeah

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but also the bewildered look

narrow sorrel
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also uh

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literally this

fluid heron
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THE DEEP ROCK DUDE IS STILL TEXTING ME

narrow sorrel
signal cobalt
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also to note, about 3 seconds prior, he throws a card at a bottle to knock it over

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as a "Feat" of strength

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which i find fucking hilarious

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empty bottle, mind you

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bro accomplished a whole lotta nothin

narrow sorrel
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isn't half-filled usually the optimal size for not knocking over?

signal cobalt
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yes, but it was 100% empty

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light as a feather, plastic bottle

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i mean in his other videos, he saws 95% of the way through wood, then just like... snaps it

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or he will push something over, also to prove strength

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and that thing he pushes, weighs less than that first belly roll

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ok that was kinda mean

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but its still the most pointless tests of strength ever

primal rapids
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Peak aesthetic

signal cobalt
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the aesthetic is just better

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sons of the forest is an amazing game

sacred mirage
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I know this isn't an appropriate place to put this video but I couldn't find any other channel to post this in

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That wasn't for s.a.l.k.e.r

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Nevermind. I'll post it in the pet channel

placid sail
solar breach
river zealot
primal rapids
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It's time for Haligtree 2: Hornsent boogaloo

solar breach
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Just saw a video on someone's grandpa who got obsessed with femboys and regularly bagged them gramps got more game then me

ancient barn
storm stream
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Remember Madi?

solar breach
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I dont

river zealot
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Uhhh

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Fella

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Newfella

solar breach
primal rapids
solar breach
solar breach
solar breach
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Fair enough

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Praying you don't hit the stomach and ruin the meat

signal cobalt
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theres still deer ribs if i hit stomach

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so who cares

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issue is that the stomach would leave it in misery, because its not vital

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so it wouldnt even die

solar breach
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Lungs is always a surefire way to kill one

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Without risking contamination of other parts

upper shore
primal rapids
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"How's it feeeeeeel, Leda? To be a biiiiitch To get ganked back?"

nimble night
high wing
primal rapids
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Rest in pepperonis. Now to play something that doesn't fill me with an urge to murder twinks.

slender rock
solar breach
primal rapids
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Join the Adeptus Mechanicus and receive your signing bonus of having your legs chopped off and replaced with basic prosthetics

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(no that's seriously almost always the first thing to go)

solar breach
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sounds good to me

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less energy to burn walking

primal rapids
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After that is probably spinal replacement so you can install mechadendrites

solar breach
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good, my back pain is getting worse

slender rock
hazy finch
solar breach
slender rock
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and the pulse of my heart it just like

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pain...pain... pain

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popping ibu's and doxycyclines

solar breach
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man my finger got it rough today, a cuticle infection, friction burn, and tack strip went right behind the fingernail area

slender rock
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fuck

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fuck

solar breach
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thank your fingers sometimes they go through a lot 😭

solar breach
upper gulch
solar breach
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still better than the flea job pepew

upper gulch
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well hoping there wasnt any soil or animals in the apartment you should be fine

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and if you didnt get a deep cut or anything

solar breach
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wasnt too deep, still dont like to play with stuff like that cause theres no telling what could possibly be on it after its been stuck in place for like a good 8 years or so

upper gulch
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ya

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i agree

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but you should be fine as long as you didnt get deep cut or get the cut in standing water or like touch any super dusty tools directly on it

slender rock
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oh god

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doxycylines fuck your GI track up

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:((

upper gulch
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YUMMY

slender rock
idle veldt
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I fw it

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this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

-# Polling USA (@usapolling.bsky.social)
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"

No: 85%
Yes: 5%

YouGov / June 22, 2025

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Ignore the politics heehee

deep topaz
idle veldt
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What is the orthodox religion

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It’s just Catholics but a different name

solar breach
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village

solar breach
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quite fascinating really

deep topaz
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Orthodoxy is the original church that the apostles founded

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Catholics, I don't know a ton about, but they kinda shifted away from it

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I think the main split was with Rome. The first pope basically wanted full control of the churches, and the orthodoxy didn't like that

solar breach
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thus began the thousands of years of splits within the church

idle veldt
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Ok I’m with the orthodoxy then

solar breach
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and we still cant get along

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it apparently really just is that hard to not be at each others throats instead of respecting and being interested in others ways of worship

deep topaz
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I personally can't do catholicism because of their beliefs about the pope being an infallible man

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I believe no man is infallible

idle veldt
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Like Jesus Christ

deep topaz
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Except for him, maybe, but I don't know

idle veldt
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What about like, the apostles

deep topaz
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Mother Mary is seen as sinless due to her respect and connection with God

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I don't know how that applies with Jesus

idle veldt
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Why couldn’t the pope then

solar breach
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although hes not purely infallible according to the catholic church as far as i am aware just

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protected to a certain limit

idle veldt
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Do they believe in the trinity

solar breach
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im really not sure as i try not to engage with papal stuff often

solar breach
idle veldt
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Is the Holy Spirit like a real thing, or it’s like

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Bullshit

deep topaz
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The holy spirit, the father, and the son are the same

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But they are not one another

idle veldt
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Yeah but like

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Jesus was not the Holy Spirit

deep topaz
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Yes, he and the holy spirit are not the same

idle veldt
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So its a little bullshit

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I thought they were literally one entity

deep topaz
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you'd have to ask someone more familiar with the faith

idle veldt
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Well what do you believe

deep topaz
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I consider the holy spirit to be an extension of god's will

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I consider Jesus to be a human with a connection to god

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but I don't know much about the specifics

idle veldt
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So it’s like the force

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I thought every human had a connection to god

deep topaz
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I don't know how to describe it

fluid heron
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I consider Jesus to be real just on the amount of accounts that reciprocate eachother

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im definitely not a religion guy always been more of a personal god

deep topaz
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for the trinity, I don't know how to describe it in my own words

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I don't know how to separate God from Jesus yet they are still the same

idle veldt
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I believe Jesus was real, but that none of the supernatural things happened

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I’m not fully sold he was real

deep topaz
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there's a lot of accounts from the time stating that he was

idle veldt
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But I’ll just take it for granted

deep topaz
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even all three Abrahamic religions agree

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(rare)

idle veldt
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There’s a lot of accounts Bigfoot

pseudo robin
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people actually believe Abrahamic fairy tales ohno

deep topaz
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Bigfoot exists in areas with a lot of moonshiners and furries

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coincidence? I think not

pseudo robin
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Bigfoot was just the first documented fur suit enthusiast

visual stirrup
eager igloo
deep topaz
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I am very new

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I don't know much

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aside from what my Ortho study bible tells me

visual stirrup
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every single denomination of every religion claims to be more like the "original" practice of the faith in the 1st century or whatever

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like how that Alex guy here seems to think that all the fucked up shit about islam is just interpretations that came later

idle veldt
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At least Christianity is more grounded than fucking Buddhism

deep topaz
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Orthodox is original in the sense of it was the church founded by the apostles

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and Catholicism is a further development

idle veldt
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Don’t y’all believe the apostles

deep topaz
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and Protestantism is even more fractured

solar breach
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If anything all the denominations can agree that megachurch pastors are pieces of satan himself

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Progress!

deep topaz
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that I can agree with

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Kenneth Copeland chief among them

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he looks possessed

idle veldt
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If I was a Christian, and I believed the apostles and the Bible, I should be orthodox because they founded the church

solar breach
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The way he speaks, the way his eyes are never fully there

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He looks sunken and empty.

solar breach
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I do love the orthodoxy though. It's interesting to see such a different way of worship than what I was grown up with

idle veldt
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Well why should I believe the pope

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What’s he got that the orthodox doesn’t

solar breach
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Don't know alt9

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Like I said I try not to deal with papal politics

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It's just like normal politics!

idle veldt
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Some would say, that most things are politics

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Or poltical in nature

fluid heron
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Hated church as a kid

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But that was also cuz I was a hyper spastic

solar breach
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Everything always has been and always will be politics hellonewstalker3

idle veldt
solar breach
visual stirrup
fluid heron
solar breach
fluid heron
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bro don't reveal the tech

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My sperm filled Pringles can and the stars positions determine what goes on

solar breach
fluid heron
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And currently another middle eastern country is being bombed

visual stirrup
solar breach
deep topaz
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I don't think a single cell can be smart

solar breach
idle veldt
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Solving a maze doesn’t mean you are the smartest sperm

fluid heron
idle veldt
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You could still just be the fastest

visual stirrup
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I was hoping to just lovecraftian horror y'all with a stupid and insane statement

fluid heron
solar breach
idle veldt
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Yeah hrt

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Many times

deep topaz
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unit 737 or whatever

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let me find out if boiled babies survive

fluid heron
solar breach
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Lol I forgot about that guy

solar breach
visual stirrup
deep topaz
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no

visual stirrup
solar breach
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There was also this crazy bitch back in ancient China who did similar things but she was so beautiful she could just get away with everything

visual stirrup
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what about toddlers?

deep topaz
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more testing required

fluid heron
fluid heron
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World records

idle veldt
solar breach
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Idk this beer can from the 80s tells me otherwise alt9

deep topaz
solar breach
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Maybe in the boreal forest

deep topaz
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@narrow lotus

solar breach
idle veldt
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I dig up ass

fluid heron
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@tidal trellis a reminder

visual stirrup
solar breach
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I also dig up ass (check your local cemetery)

idle veldt
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Makes your mark

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I mean don’t because that’s bad for nature

solar breach
fluid heron
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Spray the forests with agent orange

solar breach
#

Agent Orange by Sodom?????? I love that song!

upper shore
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i cant believe Sodom invented thw M16

idle veldt
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Sadam

solar breach
#

Do you think they engage in sodomy

fluid heron
visual stirrup
idle veldt
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Oh buddy

visual stirrup
idle veldt
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Dont be a cynic

visual stirrup
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is that even negative?

idle veldt
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I think it’s negative

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And wrong

fluid heron
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The military industrial complex is forever

visual stirrup
#

hmm
lets send slow fucking bombers so that they can move the uranium before the bombers arrive
I get an easy political win back home without actually damaging my enemy and causing a war

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genius

fluid heron
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fuck it start up the nukes

idle veldt
naive bison
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Goob morning

idle veldt
pale ingot
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hi twink @naive bison

hazy finch
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@pale ingot

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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Mods another 10 billion to ukraine

pseudo robin
shell venture
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holy fuck the ai in wildlands are retarded

pseudo robin
fluid heron
pseudo robin
#

I do wonder if there will be a false flag soon

naive bison
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Why

idle veldt
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Well like, would you rather

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Either or

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Which do you vibe more with

naive bison
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Catholics are soy western Christians and orthodox are based gigachad Christians

idle veldt
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What’s the difference

naive bison
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Catholics sit on benches for service and dont look their priest in the eye when telling him their sins

idle veldt
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I mean you don’t have to do it like that

fluid heron
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God I fucking hate these in ears

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I have to fuck with this thing every day

naive bison
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I think christianity offers a lot of good moral teachings and promotes family values so I would prefer to live in a Christian majority nation than any other, even as a nonreligious person

pale ingot
fluid heron