🎪bruh-fart

[mossy void]

I have to get up early in the morning, and there's this asshole that lives in my neighborhood
drives a pickup with xenons
mother fucker gets behind me, 6:40AM, with his bright ass lights
I want to get out and smash his headlights frfr

BLIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT

[lyric horizon]

slowly getting color

[mossy void]

REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-wrestler-salute-yes-sir-thumbs-up-gif-15555713

[mossy void]

fucking true

[broken topaz]

please @ me when you are done and post it

🙏

Doing the lords work

[broken topaz]

I didnt take you for a chubby lover brüno

[lyric horizon]

Either here or I will post the youtube link

[heady crow]

no

john cena is

[broken topaz]

is he?

he loves fat bitches?

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNIwYjcHy0

[broken topaz]

He is so real for that

[heady crow]

i know right

[narrow lotus]

baaaaals

[broken topaz]

"LIGHTS ON AND EVERYTHING GOOD"

" I SAW A WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN"

KING SHIT

[lyric horizon]

I gotta reinstall the trilogy to get some shots done

[broken topaz]

how much is 280 pound

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 280.0lb (pounds) is equal to 127.006kg (kilograms)

[broken topaz]

@heady crow more mass than you ever had

[placid sail]

puke gif

[heady crow]

had in what kind of way?

[lyric horizon]

how it looks so far

[heady crow]

i peaked at like 96kg i think, rn my morning weight should be 84kg or so

[broken topaz]

heavier than you were at your muscliest

[narrow lotus]

you gotta hit the gym busy

[heady crow]

10kg heavier than during my service 😭

[narrow lotus]

unnacetpable

[heady crow]

real yeah

[broken topaz]

im hovering around 60 still

[heady crow]

small

[broken topaz]

Im carriable

[heady crow]

i could throw you around with ease

[broken topaz]

Aksel also lifted me like i was nothing

[heady crow]

you met up with aksel?

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/lift-weights-people-are-awesome-balance-arm-day-gif-17887717

[heady crow]

damn

[broken topaz]

me and who

[heady crow]

hiii

[broken topaz]

First trip to norway

yea

[heady crow]

did he camp outside the airport or something to catch you offguard

[broken topaz]

nah nah, we planned to meet up.

marie, him and me

[heady crow]

alright yeah real

[broken topaz]

We spent a day walking about Oslo

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[broken topaz]

@heady crow In that new korean simlike game you can use videos of real people to generate emotes for your sim

😭

im sorry i made this

or well

the AI generated it for me

i didnt make shit

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

omg what thats horrible

i feel like that system will be abused so much xd

[broken topaz]

Import all fortnite dances

So many weird features

you can add objects by taking a few images and generating a 3d model from it

I could import monster cans

😭

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/jorkin-it-rubbing-it-down-gif-11671966088229427743

[heady crow]

ahahaha do it

what even is the game though?

[placid sail]

finally, something to challenge the stale and mordibly obese with paid dlcs sims empire

[heady crow]

i dont think ive heard of it before

[broken topaz]

She is cooking up some beats to escape the hood

inZoi

i dunno i heard about it a while ago

but then nothing

[undone wave]

If tarkov was good, it would have Streets of O-Block as a map

[broken topaz]

until it came out like 2 days ago

you can also generate textures for tshirts on the fly

but i havent manged to get a result that doesnt suck ass

[heady crow]

why is it full of so many cool accessible features xd

[broken topaz]

give me a prompt for a blanket cover

that would be cool

[primal rapids]

I'm not sorry.

[river zealot]

this is going to be so ass

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-really-know-marques-brownlee-idk-i-have-no-idea-mkbhd-gif-14648911608411103789

prolly some decrepit design that slavs put on their walls

[broken topaz]

I generated these garish ones

[narrow lotus]

not my sims

idk this shit looks washed up

[broken topaz]

honestly yea

[primal rapids]

Your prompt for a blanket cover is 90's styrofoam cup design

[broken topaz]

id rather play sims 4

[broken topaz]

no it was "Hatsune Miku bedsheets"

i guess it only does patterns

[primal rapids]

No I'm saying that's what you should put

[broken topaz]

and i cannot have it do anything more complex

oh

okay

ill do that

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-brazilian-miku-miku-brasileira-animation-gif-10888865808054237003

[broken topaz]

okay now it straight up generated an image of a styrofoam cup

[broken topaz]

Amazing

[narrow lotus]

[primal rapids]

Best bed cover I've ever seen

[narrow lotus]

make me a tarkov blanket

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-blink-what-excuse-me-blinking-gif-15220902

[primal rapids]

I was going for this

[broken topaz]

this would be cool

[broken topaz]

That just generates a olive drab bedsheet

its also very crinkly

as if made out of tarp

[narrow lotus]

shit game

[broken topaz]

i wanted a denim blanket

but instead i put in "jeans blanket"

[primal rapids]

Give it a prompt for ahegao faces

[broken topaz]

Thank you

this is exactly what i wanted

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

oh god

oh god

you have created horror

[primal rapids]

[broken topaz]

im gonna grab my phone and try that 3d object scanning

[high wing]

seeing those pics just reminds me of the amd cpu on the floor

[wraith osprey]

Good
Total gooner death

[visual stirrup]

you know what you must do

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-this-is-elon-musk-musk-tesla-egifmeme-gif-13716021226937735268

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[broken topaz]

amazing

[narrow lotus]

macarena

[glad carbon]

hi goob @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

Hello frotter

[glad carbon]

hows it frottin

[broken topaz]

boutta go to bed

work tomorrow

[glad carbon]

gn stinky

[broken topaz]

gn to you too stinker

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1355826858045734942/RDT_20250330_105130.mp4?ex=67ea57a9&is=67e90629&hm=9e67ba970c1a8f51bff0ecad381a693947a4798df837850801a0393fbd316c51&

[wraith osprey]

!true

[split canyon]

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[stoic girder]

train autists are something else

[lyric horizon]

I'm halfway there

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939140859889324122/1118600518391042190/caption.gif

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-hi-hello-punch-discontent-gif-11031063330917356310

[steel bone]

Boobs physics

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152010967308316722.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=pulok

[primal rapids]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT2vVJmS5/

[sturdy folio]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8cSa1b_tQ7A

I dunno why but I'm reminded of this..

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725363380373815386/1355999136993775746/486660793_1188586356602567_375770895461788148_n.png?ex=67eaf81b&is=67e9a69b&hm=84af29de845cd93d173588439bb393fd1ab8a90dace6c51ca3a31b207e3cd351&

[lyric horizon]

30 more minutes and its gonna be done

[stoic girder]

IEDs in the middle east look safer

[primal rapids]

I would not put my finger anywhere near that

[tight bloom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195501148698845248/1355677548453040402/20EFAD1.JPG?ex=67ea755a&is=67e923da&hm=1f2d91c9eb20d1b9a2673a832821cbbee3a14fc26e1b69d4cc65eba7f70986f3&

Average NATO response to 3 dudes in a desert

[river zealot]

i hate that baldurs gate only has 12 levels

its jsut not enough

[heady crow]

the first one?

[river zealot]

we are baldurs gating alright

[lyric horizon]

I just need one shot in the wish granter and its ready

[heady crow]

balduring gating

[tight bloom]

Grandpa was a real one

[heady crow]

i need to finish it at some point

50 hours and just got out of the first chapter/map whatever

[primal rapids]

I'm pretty sure the reason you can't go higher in level is because then you'd get shit like Wish that would make it possible to ||get rid of the tadpoles instead of being railroaded by the plot||

[placid sail]

because uncontrolled leveling completely breaks progression

for the same reason you can't go above a certain level within an act

[river zealot]

yes and its fun

[placid sail]

I think act I is gated to level 5 or something

[placid sail]

there are sandbox-like rpgs that allow powermaxxing to the heart's content, but baldur's gate is dedicated to a certain railroaded experience and narration

go powertrip in skyrim or something

[lyric horizon]

ITS RENDERING

finally

I started at 9:30pm and its almost midnight

[fluid heron]

say the line soy nord

[primal rapids]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

[pale ingot]

that aint soyjak bro thats fucking slendrina

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/vagineer-tf2-engineer-engineer-gaming-tf2engineer-gif-22692021

[pale ingot]

turned his ass into the

[placid sail]

aw shit it's the vagineer

[stoic girder]

[lyric horizon]

So I did a thing
@grizzled meadow @split trout @narrow lotus @broken topaz @wraith osprey @stoic girder @placid sail @inner shell

[placid sail]

an ordinary day of Sultan

[broken topaz]

Yesss

Post it online

On yt shorts

Itll go viral mashallah

[lyric horizon]

I will tomorrow

Since videos posted around 12-18 (european time) gained the most in my statistics

Only reason why I put the copyright mark

[pale ingot]

peak

[cedar hatch]

omg that's great

[quartz ridge]

this is PEAK

[fluid heron]

i need to kill a vampire in the bannered mare im just walking around checking everyones eyes like a fucking madman

the vampire showed up i attacked it and everyone immediately started beating up the homeless dude

wasnt even related

[placid sail]

@slender rock now I get it why you mentioned it being windy in your parts

you guys got a climactic teabagging session

thoughts and prayers

[pale ingot]

[quaint ore]

I was in chicago today and jesus fuck the flash rain is horrifying

One minute its sunny then you cant see past your windshield on full wipers with how hard its pouring

[heady crow]

fuck are you in chicago for baltic forest dweller

[quaint ore]

Visiting family

[heady crow]

im sorry for them

[quaint ore]

I was there for the past uhh

4 days

Cant wait to come back and jet lag drop kick me

[pale ingot]

everything else is excusable but only 2 pickles is too far

[fluid heron]

how do people do it

just play minecraft even modded shits boring

ive had minecraft for 14 fucking years all the joy and fun has been sucked out of it

[idle veldt]

Do you think that’s what most people fee

[fluid heron]

no people have fun on the fucking game

[upper shore]

"You don't miss old games, you just miss being happy"

[fluid heron]

i am unable to have any enjoyment

i got a modpack hopped on a server and left in 10 minutes

[idle veldt]

Seems like a you thing

Not blaming you

I don’t know

[mossy void]

too many trees
not nearly enough concrete

[pale ingot]

its wild to me how i can play minecraft and get bored in 10 mins but vintage story keeps me playing for a good bit

[mossy void]

nothing more beautiful than an infinite slab of concrete that spans as far as the eye can see in every direction

[silent pawn]

Because vintage story ain't Minecraft

Shrimple as

[idle veldt]

You like the challenge, and the effort it takes to live in vintage story

[mossy void]

no it ain't indeed

cheese

you can make cheese in vintage story

[idle veldt]

Where in Minecraft there is no survival aspect anymore

[mossy void]

automatic 10/10

[idle veldt]

It’s solved

Too easy

[silent pawn]

Hm, today I will die in a copper mine cave in while eldritch horrors devour my village

[fluid heron]

yknow what

[silent pawn]

Fuck I should get vintage story

[fluid heron]

i think minecraft being too easy is definitely the reason i dont enjoy it anymore

[silent pawn]

I mean yeah, everything about Minecraft is known

[idle veldt]

That’s why you mod it

To be annoying and hard

[fluid heron]

and guess what it still doesnt get hard

[silent pawn]

There's no exploration, discovery, etc anymore

[fluid heron]

it just gets tedious

[mossy void]

it's pretty good

[mossy void]

if you like a challenge then yeah

[silent pawn]

Even the hard mod packs like RL craft or whatever are just "hehe something one shots you, back to respawn menu"

[mossy void]

vintage story is for people who like minecraft, liked sevtech ages, and want something.. more

[idle veldt]

Vintage story is tedious, smithing and pouring molds and waiting is tedious

[fluid heron]

deadass

[idle veldt]

Not having enough bricks for my house and having to wait weeks for winter to end is tedious

[fluid heron]

a checklist you have to do to not get one shot is not difficult

[pale ingot]

and for 5 hours of gameplay until you get the ability to set your spawn you have to go back to 0 if you die

[silent pawn]

Also, anything in baseline Minecraft you already know or can quickly google

There is no wonder or mystery

[fluid heron]

the wonder and mystery stopped when i turned 8

and by then i had the game for 3 years

[idle veldt]

I think you just want a different kind of game that it’s become

[placid sail]

if any sort of difficulty increase for you is tedious because it's only a matter of achieving it eventually, there is a solution for you

go outside you fucking loser it's called hardcore mode!

[fluid heron]

it always just devolves into making a totem farm and having godmode

[idle veldt]

Yeah it’s called going to the gym

[fluid heron]

every fucking time

[placid sail]

not the vanilla hardcore

[fluid heron]

yes it does

[silent pawn]

Vintage story vs modded Minecraft is like gamma vs stalker 2 in reference to the og games

[idle veldt]

Isn’t that just how games work

[grizzled meadow]

The last thing had me rolling ahahahahahah

[fluid heron]

have you seen any fucking hardcore series alright guys lets beat the game in 5 minutes and then make a totem farm with an elytra

[idle veldt]

Like there is a thing you have to do to get the things you want

[fluid heron]

the game is just fucking stale

[idle veldt]

That’s why you mod it

But you still think it’s stale

[fluid heron]

yes

[pale ingot]

its like modding skyrim for 3 days straight just to play it for like 1 hour

same shit

[silent pawn]

It's still skyrim

[fluid heron]

that has what gaming has turned into for me

[silent pawn]

Honestly

[idle veldt]

Oh dude that’s depression man

[pale ingot]

[placid sail]

you're upset with the game eventually getting trivial and intentionally watch videos of game made extremely trivial?

[fluid heron]

i just dont even enjoy playing games anymore

[silent pawn]

I'm playing the metal gear solid games

[placid sail]

my guy you can just divorce

[silent pawn]

On an emulator

[placid sail]

what is this drama for at this point

[silent pawn]

First fun in months

[placid sail]

let it go, you don't want it

[fluid heron]

busy get my cock out of your mouth dude holy

did the minecraft devs bring you out of poverty or something?

[idle veldt]

Do you think you have depression

[fluid heron]

i dont know

[silent pawn]

Also, playing games with homies

Makes it infinitely more enjoyable

[fluid heron]

only time i enjoy games

[idle veldt]

I would strongly suggest talking to a doctor about that

[placid sail]

nah I'm just flabberghasted a bit from how you whine about game being boring while doing NOTHING to have fun with it and all the opposite

[fluid heron]

bros minecrafts biggest fan

acting like i killed jesus infront of him

[placid sail]

also yes I am minecraft's biggest fan

I even am playing a modpack at the time

[idle veldt]

Busy stop GLAZING

Slobbering

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/christron3000-gawk-gawk-gif-20863707

[fluid heron]

i bought wilds and played it for a day and havent gone back to it

recently just deciding to sit down and play a game has just felt fucking awful

[silent pawn]

Yeah because monster hunter is the most boring grindy shit disguised as a game

[fluid heron]

they fixed all the grinding in wilds

[grizzled meadow]

Do what I'm doing: don't play games, do something completely different, if possible don't even use your computer

I have to say that for me it's easy because for now I'm working away from my home and for obvious reasons I couldn't bring my computer, monitor, etc., I'll be back toward the end of May and I can't wait to open that mf and play whatever

[placid sail]

ah, so it is nothing to do with the games

[idle veldt]

He’s burnt out

Or has legit depression

[fluid heron]

im burnt out on just waking up in the morning

[silent pawn]

Could be dopamine overload. Maybe take two-three weeks to reset

Touch ted

[fluid heron]

easy solution suck my cock i go outside

[upper shore]

Can't I smoked it all

[fluid heron]

swimming

[idle veldt]

That’s fucking depression man

[fluid heron]

i like swimming

but its cold

i have a pool in my backyard

[placid sail]

should have saved the moneys for a trailer house and would have had a mobile gamer boy base

[silent pawn]

Go to a gym or rec center

Usually pretty cheap

[fluid heron]

you ever wanted something and when you get it you realize it wasnt what you expected

thats how i felt building this pc

[rocky geode]

yeah thats called being an adult

[idle veldt]

Yes, monster hunter world

[fluid heron]

what the fuck did world do to you

that game was sick

[idle veldt]

I think it might, be a bad game

[placid sail]

teddy boy suffering from success

[idle veldt]

Maybe

I can’t substantiate that yet

[fluid heron]

i was like man once i build this pc its gonna be fun playing and modding games again

[rocky geode]

do you have a job

[fluid heron]

i quit mine

[idle veldt]

Omg

[fluid heron]

and theres no job listings near me

cuz i live in bumfuck nowhere

[rocky geode]

when i was unemployed i couldnt enjoy stuff like my pc, hard to have fun when you don't feel like youve earned it

[idle veldt]

You should move

[fluid heron]

everything i wanna do requires 5 years experience even entry level

[placid sail]

you should play more minecraft

[idle veldt]

Do something you don’t want to do

[fluid heron]

i should tie a rope and get a chair

[idle veldt]

Omg

Wallow

Sulk

[fluid heron]

and my last job i fucking hated

[rocky geode]

evrything i wanna do requires 17 degrees and a 300 iq

but what i actually do requires a heartbeat and some tools

thats life mayne

[fluid heron]

i should just go live out in the middle of the woods like a unibomber

[rocky geode]

after 40 hours of work coming home to a cold beer and some vidya fuckin rules in comparison tho

same pc i had when unemployed, but now i look forward to it instead of feeling guilty

[upper shore]

"Once I X thing I'll be happy" mentality destroys your life

[fluid heron]

the only thing i looked forward to after my old job was doing drugs

[rocky geode]

fuck yeah man drugs are great (dont do drugs)

quittng drugs is not great

[fluid heron]

i havent even had weed in months

[placid sail]

so never quit drugs?

[fluid heron]

i just turned into an alcoholic instead

[rocky geode]

never quit or never start

[placid sail]

damn that's some serious commitment

[rocky geode]

well being addicted to substances can suck the fun out of everything too

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-already-too-late-late-overdue-we-missed-it-no-more-time-gif-16054519

I'm sorry teddy boy

[rocky geode]

use fent to help quit weed easy

(dont do this)

[placid sail]

yeah maybe start some shit like crack and hope one outwrites the other

[rocky geode]

nothing kills my weed widthdrawls like a nice 3 day crack binge

[placid sail]

"weed withdrawals"

fucking

catholic school or what

[rocky geode]

LOL

[fluid heron]

weed withdrawl is just not having dreams and being constipated

[rocky geode]

im checking into rehab for my weed addiction brb

[placid sail]

his veins are all dotted

he's a marijuana addict

[rocky geode]

going to rehab for my caffeine addiction maaaannn

[placid sail]

gadamn

[upper shore]

I'm going to rehab for my oxygen addiction

[placid sail]

never dip your balls in kush

[rocky geode]

im going to my advil users anonymous meeting now

just got my 3 weeks chip

[fluid heron]

entry level it "4 years experience"

[primal rapids]

But what if I have the irresistable urge to dip my balls in sulphuric acid

[fluid heron]

ill just pull the 4 years experience out of my ass

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-26812986

[fluid heron]

i could be a forklift operator

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[rocky geode]

just lie mf @fluid heron

put anything you have to on a resume

the recruiters are all lying anyways just get on their level

learn what you need to in the first two weeks

[fluid heron]

i could have a job building computers thats new

[placid sail]

a lot of I could do this and that and zero "I wanna do this"

[idle veldt]

You should, stop talking about doing things and go to a doctor

[placid sail]

teddy boy became rich boy out of poverty because he hated it and wanted it to not be so, not because he aimlessly drifted from one job to another

[fluid heron]

yep

[placid sail]

if you'd allow me to use this imaginary example

[rocky geode]

welcome to capitalism man

i want to fuck 3 strippers a day

but my actual options today are, finish my pizza or put it in the fridge

[placid sail]

surely you had perhaps "silly", but still dreams and little wishes back before you became a whiny entitled depresso boy

try to fish there, in the past

[fluid heron]

do you have experience in following instructions and for how many years

[deep topaz]

Fish is done

[fluid heron]

what a dumb fucking question

[placid sail]

funnily enough, still fuckeduppable level of situation, so give yourself some credit

[fluid heron]

this shits an hour away

fuck my life

[rocky geode]

man u gotta get humble

you can be arrogant when you have degrees or money

otherwise ur a meat puppet and are gonna be treated one

ofc theyre gonna ask u stupid questions

[placid sail]

still gave half a shit to prepare for it, I mean

so it's something

[fluid heron]

i dont have any degrees or money

[idle veldt]

Just go talk to a doctor man

[rocky geode]

so stop acting like youre better than the jobs

[placid sail]

in our country, getting the higher education is the answer to the instruction question

[fluid heron]

the jobs are a fucking hour away

[placid sail]

aka if you don't have it, you automatically fail the question

[fluid heron]

that has nothing to do with the job itself

what the fuck are you talking about

[rocky geode]

i commuted an hour when i had to

[fluid heron]

its full time i would be commuting an hour back and forth to a full time job

[rocky geode]

not hard desscion when the options are:

commute an hour

or

dont eat

[fluid heron]

its inconvienient when this exact same job exists elsewhere

[rocky geode]

who said life was convenient

[fluid heron]

its not an option

that what fucking sucks

im still looking cunt

[placid sail]

man how I hated that daily one hour commute before getting some cushy remote, the fucking sheep robots in the metro, and always so cramped in rush hour

[fluid heron]

you havent found a job in 10 minutes what dude

your being babied

fuck off

[placid sail]

no teddy boy! the brainfart psych ward needs you! we're doing the real work here!

goddamit

it's so zoever

[rocky geode]

ted youre saving lives here

youre a hero

we totally arent all arguing with a brick wall this has meaning and valueee

[placid sail]

bye bby have a good one 👋

[rocky geode]

stay safe bb

[heady crow]

bye ted

have fun making two phone calls at work

or whatever you do

https://tenor.com/view/sizing-up-the-wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-dicaprio-thinking-gif-1033321243186586395

[placid sail]

undisguised envy

[fluid heron]

there is literally not a single job listing withing 30 minutes of me

either atlanta traffic or no job it seems

[idle veldt]

Where do you live

[fluid heron]

i live just outside of atlanta

where its still rural

and commuting an hour to atlantat and through its traffic

[idle veldt]

Surely there is a hospital nearby

[fluid heron]

is just doghsit

no

im pretty sure here if you got into an accident you would probably just die

[idle veldt]

Surely there is a hospital within 3 hours

[fluid heron]

within 3 hours definitely

but very out of the way

[idle veldt]

Get an appointment

Your not doing anything else

[fluid heron]

i dont have health insurance i would rather not

[idle veldt]

Ok

It’s over then

[fluid heron]

dude if i had to work a full time and commute an hour to and back through atlanta traffic i would kill myself genuinely

help desk 12 an hour requirements : fluent spanish

what the fuck are these people on

i feel like i remember why i stuck with my old shit job for so long

[deep topaz]

Job market right now is literally insane

[fluid heron]

it is so awful

and theres just nothing here

[deep topaz]

Also Argentina confirmed that Hitler escaped there after they lost ww2

[fluid heron]

sweet

[deep topaz]

I'd show the image but it has a swat sticker

[fluid heron]

all of my options here are working in a warehouse or working in a chemical warehouse or barely getting paid

[deep topaz]

I removed the thingy

[fluid heron]

is that their president?

[tulip glacier]

Satanist ignore the fact that their evil daddy does nothing but what God commanded him to do. Sissies in denial.

[fluid heron]

guess im driving 2 hours a day to sort pc parts

[fluid heron]

typed up a nice application cant wait for the ai to trash it cuz i dont have 10 million years experience it

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[fluid heron]

i wasnt even going outside at my old job because i worked night shift and woke up at 12pm and there was nothing to do

and my whole week would be fucked because i would wake up when everythings closed

[grizzled meadow]

What was your job?

[fluid heron]

i was a server

thats also how i learned i hate talking to people

everyone just annoyed the shit out of me constantly

[grizzled meadow]

Ah restaurant/pub, I totally get your anger, I used to work in the kitchen
You did a good thing by getting out of there

[fluid heron]

i wish i could be a cook then i didnt have to interact but nope no positions

and then my pay started getting dogshit

and my schedule was shit

[grizzled meadow]

Not even something like helper to the main dude?

[fluid heron]

nope there was servers and cooks thats it

[grizzled meadow]

Damn

[fluid heron]

no dishboys

nothing

i was a server and an underwater porcelein technician

and i cleaned the place

infact i was the only one who did

i wish i was a cook cuz i would be better at cooking but no i just learned i dont like talking to people

hated all my cowokers except for the older ones

there was 1 dude who came in that i loved talking to

every other regular i fucking hated

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989504393445523569/1355832052628586598/d4frdm_-_1905807960393032076.gif?ex=67eb053f&is=67e9b3bf&hm=cfc7b83b30caccae84573ef5952f4461f8bcd58809f53e34231462bf12d97c46&

[fluid heron]

alright lets hope ai doesnt just fucking nuke this application

if it does ill be like a groundhog six more weeks of unemployement

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

dumbass cat

[fluid heron]

weird ass cats

[heady crow]

Go to sleep

[river zealot]

negative

[heady crow]

Smadge

[fluid heron]

why is there a bunch of furries

[heady crow]

Because they are the ones 6000 miles away, in 120 degree heat, carrying 100 pounds of gear in full uniform

Feels kinda obvious but idk

[fluid heron]

only time reddit has sent me something actually funny to my email

[mossy void]

it's disgusting my guy

unhygenic

to sleep in a random stranger's bed

vile

terrible even

horrible

now butchering innocent civilians is super based

[fluid heron]

beheading people is also unhygenic

[mossy void]

nah

wrong

nope

uh uh

nothing wrong with it

imagine being wrong

[upper gulch]

only the ground gets dirty

with a bed you get dirt

dirty

[mossy void]

blood is sterile

like pee

until the moment it makes contact with the air and then not so much

[fluid heron]

alright everyone send breezy a jar of piss

[mossy void]

it has to be harvested directly from your bladder for it to be sterile

so

how do you feel about catheters

yeah didn't think so

[fluid heron]

idk i probably wouldnt try sounding

[mossy void]

I almost used the word but I didn't wanna bother with explaining

[river zealot]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

They are so talented

[fluid heron]

they fucking suck

[river zealot]

the duality of a man

[fluid heron]

what the fuck is this

when did this get added

[hazy finch]

i love my 5 gorillion 9mm smgs that all fit the same picatinny sights

[visual stirrup]

all the modern AAA garbage games have a 9mm ar-15

so GAMMA has to have one as well

do you know what's cooler than a purpose built platform?

a cludge

I still think the belt-fed machine gun uppers for ar-15's are cool though

[primal rapids]

Not heretical enough, make a 9x19 AK

[fluid heron]

i just picked the lords gun

[visual stirrup]

that already exists

vityaz

we have it in gamma

[primal rapids]

Oh, right, that piece of shit that I repressed the memory of

[visual stirrup]

it's some variety of blowback, and not gas operated like a real AK

[fluid heron]

and the 9x18 also built of an ak the bizon

[visual stirrup]

that's cool enough to justify it's existence, though

helical mags

[stoic girder]

muh two world wars

[narrow sorrel]

does the bizon shoot x18 or x19 I forgor

[visual stirrup]

unreliable IRL though

[visual stirrup]

9x18

[hazy finch]

18 but it has a upgrade to fit 19 (i think idk)

[visual stirrup]

the slightly shorter cartridges make the helical mag a bit better

[fluid heron]

i love being bandit

[narrow sorrel]

okay but, 15 rounds > 7 rounds

[fluid heron]

i see why grok wants to remove reshade you can make this shit pretty without

and you get way more fps

[primal rapids]

Browning Hi Power is the copyright-friendly upgrade to the 1911, prove me wrong

[visual stirrup]

they say that 9mm does as much damage as .45 acp
but they also say that .30 super carry does as much damage as 9mm
which would mean that .30 super carry does as much damage as .45 acp

of course, it all depends on the loading

[fluid heron]

the 1911 was made by browning

so that makes sense

top left

[primal rapids]

What I mean is that John Browning made it to not violate existing patents with the 1911

[fluid heron]

oh ok

that makes more sense

im not a 1911 fanboy but 45 acp fucks

[visual stirrup]

if you're using subsonic, what's even the point?

I don't think the 1911 and 1911 derivatives deal well with supersonic loads due to the pressure or something

[fluid heron]

i want a vector in 45

[primal rapids]

Also the main reason the 1911 has low capacity is because it has a single stack magazine and making it double stack would increase the width of the pistol by necessity which wasn't considered a good enough tradeoff when the gun was already in full scale wartime production.

[visual stirrup]

there's a spot just above the shooter's right thumb where pressure accumulates

[pastel quartz]

long time no see

i see most of you are still here

like

@river zealot

monkey

@tidal trellis twink

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[storm stream]

Does anyone here know you?

[fluid heron]

i had no fucking clue you could get up here

got an artefact melter in my first stash

[fluid heron]

duty is boutta have a hard time in army warehouses

[river zealot]

who are you?

[river zealot]

i really dont fucking remember

[fluid heron]

who the fuck is this guy

save scumming the shit out of this isg soldier

he kills me in one burst

got his ass

got this fucking thang

[pastel quartz]

i forgot what my old user name was

so doesnt matter

i am becoming theif god in kenshi

wizard somthing

[slender rock]

Ay my man

🙏 blessed

[gaunt drift]

Beep

Beep - a strongly warrior

[pastel quartz]

exactly

[gaunt drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3DFwDcL1aQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CqYg7p_a6k

This Russian guy made awesome gmv for Kenshi

[undone wave]

90% of sim racists quit the session right before they set a new fastest lap

[fluid heron]

ig ill hop on my kenshi save

stopped playing cuz i had no motivation to grind

[pastel quartz]

im new

also

how tf do i pre heal

heard someone say sum about healing before combat

[fluid heron]

they are bullshitting

you cant pre heal

this isnt tarkov

just have your guys get the shit kicked out of em to get their toughness up thats as good as its getting

and plate armor cuz leather is shit

[pastel quartz]

word thanks

[fluid heron]

also dont grind strength until you have your dex up

makes grinding the rest of your stats way harder

or you can just use an advanced training dummy mod and not worry about kenshis retarded skill formulas

[glad carbon]

@heady crow hi handsome

[pastel quartz]

how do i get up dex

[fluid heron]

combat with light weapons thats it

theres way to exploit it

[pastel quartz]

rando came up to me beat me to death

[fluid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHNXsUwzfPM

[pastel quartz]

word

[fluid heron]

also massively trains your attack and martial arts stat

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=771745662

or use this

and not use exploits

[glad carbon]

tbh the game DOES need the uhh

gepard

[pastel quartz]

bet thanks bro

[glad carbon]

maybe the AO-46

[deep topaz]

they sure do got a lot of weird guns

[idle veldt]

Why they got all them weird guns

[fluid heron]

yeah if you are enslaved and you look like a slave they will enslave you again

[pastel quartz]

dam

rum mining

[worldly gate]

Wait until you see this

[upper gulch]

ngl idk why people put reshade on some games

[fluid heron]

idk either

[upper gulch]

its pointless sometimes

[fluid heron]

everyonje in the reshade channel does it for aa

not realizing they can just use nvidia settings

[upper gulch]

only reason i can see using reshade for is colour correction stuff

[deep topaz]

i just want my AA to not look like shit

[fluid heron]

too bad your playing stalker

cant have nice things

[deep topaz]

does stalker 2 have better AA

[fluid heron]

would it suprise you if i said no

[upper gulch]

do people who complain about aa sit like 1 cm away from their monitor or some shit

at normal seating distance aa in basically all games is unnoticeable (in a good way)

[fluid heron]

no the aa is pretty bad but nvidia does a good enough job

[deep topaz]

if I play a game with AA turned off it looks like it's running in a CLI

so many straight jagged edges

[upper gulch]

i never notice it in anything

[glad carbon]

real

[deep topaz]

your GPU probably autocorrects

[upper gulch]

maybe

[fluid heron]

i have a 3080

[glad carbon]

people whining about DLSS being blurry sit way too close to their monitor

[upper gulch]

fr

[deep topaz]

FSR makes shit blurry

or not blurry, but it makes it ghost

which is undoable for me

[upper gulch]

i was playing last of us remake or whatever it is on pc and half of the visual effects in settings literally did nothing but make my performance drop

i swear some of the shit they put in the game is just to stroke ego of some people with high end gpus

[deep topaz]

correct

[river zealot]

hey brota

[glad carbon]

hi twunk

[glad carbon]

nah man it makes the foliage sway more realistically but also uses 50% of your gpu cache

[upper gulch]

FR like wtf

literally in the settings you can change population amount for the game

it would add like 3 extras to the scene but double my spec requirement

[river zealot]

it works

[glad carbon]

lets coop vro

[river zealot]

playing with a friend rn

mayhaps later

[storm stream]

What game is that?

[river zealot]

bruno should join tho

[river zealot]

men of war assault squad 2

with a wh40k mod

[storm stream]

Huh

[glad carbon]

bruno is too sleepy all the time

[storm stream]

Never heard

[river zealot]

@heady crow brubo you need to consume a monster

and we should play mowas2

[glad carbon]

bruno can consume my monster

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

get outta here artem

[narrow sorrel]

What is the original context anyways

[upper gulch]

people from kavkaz dont even really exist

kavkaz is just a psyop

[hazy finch]

this is the first time im hearing of a kavkaz so this must be

[upper gulch]

it is true

[shell venture]

!true

[split canyon]

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[arctic pawn]

i know you

[upper gulch]

do you know me

i think this guy know me

[untold siren]

https://youtu.be/_Vj2FRRefTA?si=7jXxj0NDeN5nHT_t

https://youtu.be/jPb4oryoRMw?si=NpV4akL04l_kv6G1

[untold siren]

https://youtu.be/KFAA-QigRM0?si=OzJ_q1xBvmkAwemf

[mossy void]

fucking UMG

Word of advice, use youtube video downloaders

[untold siren]

no

[untold siren]

https://youtu.be/jJmHZC9NWMU?si=dYHZXV6TYyyCSGpa

[mossy void]

It'll be an MP4 not a .exe

but you do you booboo

[untold siren]

https://youtu.be/Ueg8QIt7ZTo?si=wVGUGj4InQPF3eq2

[stoic girder]

i fucking hate embedded youtube videos

fucking ads

[untold siren]

https://youtu.be/mRNtw_Tc1Jc?si=buO3rcx-oZgr6NWC

[untold siren]

but it's 11:11 PM on a sunday

[mossy void]

being constantly connected to literally everyone everywhere all the time is... a mixed bag

it's nice but there was a time where if someone called you, and you weren't home, you didn't exist

infinite solitude is not good but neither is infinite connection

we need both 😔

[deep topaz]

just don't pick up the phone if you don't want to take the call

don't look at your texts

[fluid heron]

i fucking hate this map so much

this shit fucking sucks

spawned where i needed but i dont have the key

just gotta hope someone else has it

i dont have the key for this room and its pissing me off

[deep topaz]

go downstairs and get it off dead guy

it's a guaranteed spawn

[fluid heron]

actually?

[deep topaz]

are you serious

it's always been a guaranteed spawn

go back cat hallway loot crushed man

[fluid heron]

ive never played ground zero til this wipe

[deep topaz]

1 use key

hallway with big brown cat statue

[fluid heron]

got it

thanks

[deep topaz]

you're welcome mr. rock dweller under man

[fluid heron]

my best map is reserve

[deep topaz]

i won't touch reserve with a 10 mile pole

been on it 3 times or less in 1500 hours

[fluid heron]

i love reserve

[deep topaz]

shoreline is my comfy map

[fluid heron]

ew

what the fuck is wrong with you

[deep topaz]

me and you are polar opposite players

[fluid heron]

my least favorite maps gotta be interchange ground zero and woods

fuck those maps

[deep topaz]

interchange is hell

[idle veldt]

You don’t need the key

[hazy finch]

factory or nothing

[idle veldt]

You can jump out the window and use the ledge to get in

It’s a little finicky though

[fluid heron]

just absolutely dicked some level 1 down

[buoyant lintel]

interchange haters

[fluid heron]

interchange fucking sucks

[buoyant lintel]

its loot heaven

[fluid heron]

i fucking hate ground zero

so many retarded FUCKING TASKS ON THIS SHIT ASS MAP

[buoyant lintel]

avg gz experience

[fluid heron]

FUCK THIS RETARDED QUEST

ALL THE EXTRACTS ON THIS MAP ARE SHIT

[buoyant lintel]

nah that one is easy

you can jump on a ledge from the windows

[fluid heron]

I HAD TO FIGHT A FUCKING TRIO

THE QUEST IS EASY GETTING TO A RETARDED EXTRACT IS NOT

I KILLED FUCKING 2

[buoyant lintel]

the extract is literally right there

you just need money for the car

[fluid heron]

EVERYONE JUST IMMEDIATELY TAKES IT

IT WASNT THERE

FUCK THIS MAP

[deep topaz]

ground zero is supposed to be the noob friendly map

[fluid heron]

i just wanna level up my traders and go and fuck off to reserve

[buoyant lintel]

might be the online experience lmao

[deep topaz]

they really ought to rein in the level cap for it

1-15 is a fucking huge difference

[fluid heron]

it goes up to 20

you can get flea

[deep topaz]

1-5, 5-10, 10-15 would be better

[fluid heron]

and still play

[deep topaz]

are you serious

[fluid heron]

dead fucking serious

[deep topaz]

fucking retards made this game

that's a decision you'd make if you literally have never played your game

[fluid heron]

so im fighting fucking people in level 4 with fucking us

dogshit ass ammo

[buoyant lintel]

[fluid heron]

im landing headshots and people arent dying

what a fucking retarded map

lets also increase trader levels fucking god

you didnt no life the second the game wiped oooo bummer

[deep topaz]

can't you auto skip the ground zero quests, but it's like level 15 for the skip

[fluid heron]

yeah and the quests are good xp

so im fucked either way

[deep topaz]

good luck leveling up with 0 quests

BSG is so dumb

[idle veldt]

All of them are fine except the wine bottle quest

[deep topaz]

they should run for government

[idle veldt]

I don’t know what they were thinking

[deep topaz]

wine bottle is the only one I don't have trouble with

[fluid heron]

im not excited to play streets either

[idle veldt]

Shooting cans is fun

[fluid heron]

i dont know that map

[fluid heron]

because its braindead easy

[idle veldt]

Ya

[fluid heron]

you dont need to extract with anything

[idle veldt]

Should be a marking quest on GZ too

To teach it

[fluid heron]

by looking at my dustcovers i can tell how many times i havent extracted in a row

my sr went from 80 to 30 just from trying to do this one retarded quest

the early game is so fucking shit why did bsg think this was a good idea

[fluid heron]

yay dogshit raid timers

[fluid heron]

how the fuck are you scared of balloons

[buoyant lintel]

people like this deserve to be bullied

[hazy finch]

its a phobia that does kinda make sense though

[fluid heron]

you have to be heavily autistic to be scared of balloons ngl

[fluid heron]

no it really doesnt

[buoyant lintel]

makes sense

[hazy finch]

pop balloon = big loud bang
animals dont like big loud sudden sounds

[buoyant lintel]

thats why we have consciousness

to realize its not a big deal

[hazy finch]

easily explained by some sort of event that happened during childgood cmon bro this is psychology 101

[fluid heron]

were kinda the smartest animals on earth

mfs are acting like they get vietnam flashbacks its a balloon

[buoyant lintel]

there is no possible singular event that would cause an actual phobia of fucking balloons

[fluid heron]

it kinda just seems like attention seeking ngl

[keen jetty]

then they're probably autistic big guy

they are on reddit

[buoyant lintel]

[keen jetty]

a balloon viciously molested me one time actually

[fluid heron]

literally every post on balloon phobia is being adverse to loud sounds these dudes are autistic

[keen jetty]

the string got stuck on my finger and it actually affects me so bad that I scream at my wife every single day

[hazy finch]

B. Diddy touched me

[buoyant lintel]

sorry honey its the balloons

[fluid heron]

phobia so bad he has to beat the shit out of his wife

[deep topaz]

lightweight frame

[fluid heron]

i better get this fucking gear back from insurance

[deep topaz]

you're only getting back the muzzle brake

[stoic girder]

i love field stripping weapons so that they get back the skeleton

i can just imagine them fuming while in stash

[hazy finch]

finland just called me a gypsie in dms

[keen jetty]

yeah I also bought a dog to scare her with

[hazy finch]

at what scale of measurement

[shell venture]

give the flop gif

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1355297580573266191/flopp.gif

[upper gulch]

world would be doomed if i got hold of this

[fluid heron]

fuck yeah

[idle veldt]

Alex ovechkin

[fluid heron]

yes fuck that quest

[idle veldt]

If you want help with quests I would love to play

[fluid heron]

sure

makes it a little less lonely

[pale ingot]

brother will talk about how he finds no games fun and then play tarkov @fluid heron

[river zealot]

pvp?

[fluid heron]

its cuz i gotta get my games in before that application sends

[idle veldt]

Ok but not now because I just got home and have to do chores and eat dinner sorry

[fluid heron]

[idle veldt]

Lmao

[fluid heron]

i still need to do liquor store fuck

[mossy void]

I wonder if you can take the irons off a mosin in raid?

I forget

Because if you see a mosin man, take his irons

If luck would have it, he won’t even notice

Enters a raid with no sights

[fluid heron]

ive only died on ground zero

[mossy void]

Ground zero is pretty decent

It has no super special loot unfortunately but like

I really like it

Just small enough to feel action packed, just big enough to feel open

Shame there are a bunch of stairs though

Staircases are the bane of all tarkovskys

[deep topaz]

any map with forced triple chokepoints is not a good map to me

including customs

[mossy void]

“Triple chokepoints” I’m unfamiliar with the meaning

I know what a chokepoint is

But like how do you mean

[deep topaz]

must progress through one of three chokes

[idle veldt]

Dude new customs

Makes me want to queue on it

[mossy void]

Oh did they update customs?

Expansion?

[idle veldt]

I can finally skip old gas or new gas

[mossy void]

Or just revamp like factory

[idle veldt]

Yes

It’s a lot more open

[mossy void]

Customs expansion???????

Again?!?!?!!

[idle veldt]

Almost every building you couldn’t go in is open now

[mossy void]

Aw shit

Awwwww shit

[fluid heron]

customs bigger now?

[idle veldt]

It’s not bigger

You can just explore more things

[fluid heron]

that means its bigger

[mossy void]

There’s just more in it ok

[fluid heron]

theres more walkable area

[mossy void]

Not more landmass, just more packed in the same landmass

[idle veldt]

There is a new big scaffolding thing

But that’s it

Near sniper scav

The smokestack one

[mossy void]

Oh yeah that

Seen that a bunch before

[fluid heron]

i forgot this quest existed ngl

[mossy void]

But never could go in

[mossy void]

Is it your first day

Like ever