🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

peak

[stone blade]

https://play.spotify.com/track/3MVm36ouM56jbP5rORxbVy?si=14451cabc94844d5 @inland jackal @deep topaz @austere shadow @heady crow @lyric horizon

[inland jackal]

brother what is this

[stone blade]

Listen to it

idiot

Pu jebem ti majku

majmun

debil

jedi mi jaja

[inland jackal]

you are like a parrot

[stone blade]

no

[inland jackal]

no

[potent hamlet]

i love getting humilliated in front of my family by my mother oh wow

[deep topaz]

classic mother activities

[inland jackal]

you will see more of that the older you get

[potent hamlet]

ive gotten it since i was like 13

[inland jackal]

there will be more

[potent hamlet]

maybe getting called a failure since teenage years might affect on self-esteem and actually end up becoming true

[stone blade]

hi osaka

[austere shadow]

You should fight back

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK

[inland jackal]

first and last time i fought back, i was kicked out for like 3 hours

and it was winter

[austere shadow]

Right, Osaka, fight back but after spring comes

[inland jackal]

[austere shadow]

[placid sail]

hunter noodle

weeee

жиза

[stone blade]

MAJKUUUUU DA MU JEBEMMMMMMMM

[potent hamlet]

ofc im gonna go and fight back and kill my parents like some creepypasta shit

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[wary arrow]

Alo nemoj tako

[naive bison]

no father

needs validation from incels online

[potent hamlet]

because my family wants me to study instead of working?

[stone blade]

oke :(

[austere shadow]

Nah be more assertive

[wary arrow]

Ovo nije dobro

[stone blade]

your family wants you to kys

[potent hamlet]

like, its unstable to study without money, but working without a title is usually not the best

[runic sorrel]

welcome to the 21st century

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kale-dzedaj-kale-gospodar-vremena-burek-jogurt-ukusno-gif-20868565

[potent hamlet]

one day i will kill myself out of raeg

[wary arrow]

Lmfao not this schizo XD

[potent hamlet]

rage

[inland jackal]

kale dzedaj najjaci

[wary arrow]

Jedi eurokrem brateeee

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcMDcWha3c

[potent hamlet]

pure rage and go like: ''You wanna see what i think about all this shit?'' and just slit my throat or just swallow a bunch of pills

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-bernthal-walking-dead-shane-walsh-anteater-meme-gif-6194743974530700185

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

you are ill

log off

[tranquil basalt]

you sound like ryry, xal

[nimble thorn]

[potent hamlet]

or maybe i'd just join the army

[stone blade]

ayo slouchieeee

[potent hamlet]

i still have like 3 years until i cant join

[tranquil basalt]

hi ivan

[stone blade]

alo

[potent hamlet]

or telecoms

[stone blade]

osaka please just find a normal paying job

and shut it

[potent hamlet]

THERE'S FUCKING NONE

[stone blade]

too bad then

[tranquil basalt]

dw osaka you'll make it

[inland jackal]

what are your strengths

[tranquil basalt]

im sure you'll find something

[wary arrow]

Go work in a lithium mine for 3 cents a day

[stone blade]

racism

oh hers

[inland jackal]

boom, polititian

[stone blade]

my bad

[inland jackal]

[runic sorrel]

good

[stone blade]

hi iedy alt

[naive bison]

find a job in general

[wary arrow]

Squat and bench press

[naive bison]

go to the military and fucking sew

[potent hamlet]

I've already search for any shitty paying job and applied to 95% of them and none of them have called back

[naive bison]

"sorry we have filled our quota of mentally ill women on the internet"

[inland jackal]

you would suck at a social job, like waiter or smth like that fr

only factory is left

[potent hamlet]

in this fuck-damned god forsaken town

[potent hamlet]

already tried that

none called back

[wary arrow]

Invest in rare fish, start a pyramid scheme, go to a casino....the possibilities are endless

[inland jackal]

okay maybe start with small stores, maybe second hand shops?

dont they need to have like a team to stitch up the clothes there

[primal rapids]

Any time you guys think you may be stupid, I want you to know I just had a guy here pump diesel into his sedan.

[potent hamlet]

none around offering jobs

[inland jackal]

sometimes its okay to ask tho

[tight trench]

All of it is mostly right except for the FMJ part.

[deep topaz]

go work at Tacqueria Goku, they probably need servers

[potent hamlet]

they send them usually to freelancers

[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet try your best to find a job, dont be like flop, jobless

[wary arrow]

What if it's a diesel engine

[deep topaz]

maybe it's a VW

[potent hamlet]

i spent 6 fucking months last year trying to get a fucking job

[primal rapids]

It wasn’t. He’s outside panicking right now.

[inland jackal]

maybe time to learn a new skill

[deep topaz]

"huh, weird, they put festive covers on the gas pumps. This one's green now"

[wary arrow]

Yikes rip bozo

[potent hamlet]

im gonna learn the skill of killing myself

[inland jackal]

idea

crematorium

[wary arrow]

Seriously stop this shit, find help

[potent hamlet]

everytime i think about getting a job, i get actually really angry because i just want some fucking money

and there are nothing that could interest me here in this fucking town

[inland jackal]

i hope you also know that you mustnt show that you are job hungry, otherwise people would just make fun of you for money

[potent hamlet]

and dont have enough money to live somewhere else

[deep topaz]

beggers can't be choosers

[inland jackal]

shouldnt some jobs offer transport

[wary arrow]

Unfortunately you will need to settle for a shitty temporary solution for now

[tranquil basalt]

miku?

[primal rapids]

If you have a pulse and at least two brain cells, almost any grocery store or gas station will hire you

[inland jackal]

literally what i did to that finnish big tiddy goth grill a long time ago, i got nudes from her

[glad ingot]

What?

[river zealot]

[bold kettle]

Is that fucking hatsune miku?

[inland jackal]

its true

[river zealot]

I have no idea who you're talking about

[tranquil basalt]

nothing

forget about it

[inland jackal]

you dont know her cause it was like 4 years ago and it even wasnt here

ofc you dont know

[wary arrow]

Real lol the only requirement for the shitty jobs here is that you need to be alive

[deep topaz]

work unarmed security

[potent hamlet]

i was thinking about either a ball crushing company and just work until i can settle a bit or just go to the military and try to get to some specialty that doesnt need me running 30 miles with a 65 pounds of backpack in my damn back and a rifle

[deep topaz]

only need a pulse

[glad ingot]

no

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

tall and skinny, doubt she can tackle someone, if she was given a taser tho

[river zealot]

Im full of cherry yoghurt

[wary arrow]

Sounds good

[potent hamlet]

like, i can't even join the army by my uncle's recommendation since he got forced to retire

[inland jackal]

talking about the whole package artyom

[deep topaz]

unarmed security is glorified access control

[river zealot]

Wait 4 years ago

[stone blade]

what else are you full of?

[river zealot]

Arent you 21

[deep topaz]

if anyone poses a threat you either call the cops or let them do what they want

[inland jackal]

yes i am

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

caught me

[river zealot]

[tranquil basalt]

dishonourably discharged? what did bro do

[inland jackal]

she was 21 at the time

even better

[naive bison]

i feel dishonorable when i discharge

bro

[inland jackal]

@river zealot i would love to not make this shit up but it happened

[naive bison]

my professor is marking assignments

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

i get a fucking 1

[potent hamlet]

not dishonourably discharged, just forced to retire because too old

[naive bison]

out of 19

"please read what you've sent"

[naive bison]

i was like "ok some constructive criticism would have been nice, dickhead"

i check it and i completely sent the wrong thing

and i deleted all assignments week ago

[potent hamlet]

he's like 75 years old, now, he's been in the army since the 80's

[river zealot]

I mean he probably still has some contacts

[primal rapids]

Next you clean all this nasty black stuff off their cast iron pans

[tranquil basalt]

inb4 hes like an admiral or something

[potent hamlet]

probably, but i dont think he would just go and ask them to get me in their stuff

[river zealot]

Honestly im not even sure if they will let me volunteer in the army let alone you

[potent hamlet]

i mean, i can

i just have to stay away from watery places

[bold kettle]

I can be trusted with a weapon 👍

[potent hamlet]

i can work in a lot of stuff tho

[river zealot]

He spent 50 years in that shit, he would probably help you join

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-commander-shepard-commander-shepard-scared-gif-16871998

[heady crow]

not sure if you have to worry about volunteering

[potent hamlet]

i mean, i wouldn't be able to use a weapon wrongly, i like guns too much to use them like that

[heady crow]

the conscription is coming artjom

[river zealot]

Surely the war is gonna be over before i graduate

Please

[heady crow]

surely

nothing ever happens

[river zealot]

Please god

Donald trump please save me

[visual stirrup]

bruh

no way

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-low-tier-god-you-should-keep-yourself-safe-now-kys-keep-yourself-safe-gif-17143247538254895803

[tranquil basalt]

[potent hamlet]

im gonna end up being a sniper

just stay there lying for hours and using my eyes really well

lmao

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1880910073993867718

[river zealot]

But yeah, depending how things go, i probably will go contract service at 18

[heady crow]

ah youve decided on that?

how so

[river zealot]

i havent yet, but i honestly might

[heady crow]

i mean yeah thats a fair decision

what unit were you thinking of?

[naive bison]

WAITER, WAITER
MORE CANNON FODDER PLEASE

😋

when you wrote "military at 18" biden got a boner

broke the white house table

[river zealot]

nothing, a lot will change, war will probably be over by then

[river zealot]

if i had to go now i would probably go 47th

[potent hamlet]

i know

[slender rock]

@river zealot when are they drafting you?

[potent hamlet]

i just wanna be a gun nut taking care of guns

[river zealot]

never

[slender rock]

Hmm

[river zealot]

if war is over, i would probably go contract and then after try to get into higher tier units

[slender rock]

Tonk commander

[river zealot]

NO

[slender rock]

Beep beep bitch

[river zealot]

the only way i get into a T series is if im dead

[slender rock]

Tonk

Who said two shitty 2s

👀

Fuck the T series tho

[river zealot]

im gonna avoid tanks like the plague man

[slender rock]

True

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-shrug-sad-disappointed-gif-3654380992546976451

fair honestly

[visual stirrup]

soviet designs, or all tanks?

[river zealot]

all really

[heady crow]

hopefully

[slender rock]

Toyota HILUX is a tank if you use enough slanted metal

[slender rock]

Right?

[heady crow]

put tracks on it and mount a bit bigger gun and then yeah

good enough to be a mbt

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus average tigz hatewatcher

[snow fiber]

He's too busy unbanning tiktok ffs we had something good for like 6 hours and it's back

[naive bison]

when ur so toxic you dont jsut get banned from tigz chat, straight up suspended on twitch itself

[slender rock]

Damn son

[naive bison]

do you want all the tiktok audience roaming other websites?
It's containing them you fool

like league of legends does

[slender rock]

This you can blame the US for

[snow fiber]

Nah I really don't care tbh you're probably right. Never used tiktok in my life. Anything ever genuinely funny from it ends up on Instagram

[slender rock]

Fucking stupid

[tidal trellis]

[river zealot]

idk its just something that i would like to make a career out of, since i cant really find anything else i enjoy as much

[heady crow]

its not a bad choice, i would have stayed in the army if i would have been given the chance

especially if you get put into a good unit and position

[slender rock]

Supersus

[river zealot]

what stopped you?

[heady crow]

suprised you didnt want to get into a bradley crew haha. Being a tanker is rough though

[heady crow]

reservist army

[river zealot]

waiter waiter more fpv drones

[heady crow]

close hatches 4head

[slender rock]

Nyyyrooom

[heady crow]

my loaders gonna bring a shotgun with birdshot when war comes

well thats what he said anyways

[slender rock]

Skeet shooting 2.0

👀

[river zealot]

my heart still stops for a second if i hear low buzzing

espesially if im in the open

[deep topaz]

insurgency sandstorm gave me drone PTSD

[slender rock]

True

And squad

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

yeah wouldnt you feel safer inside an iron coffin

[river zealot]

fuck that

concelment is my everything

hide in a bush or under a tree

[heady crow]

just wear a ghillie suit 24/7

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[deep topaz]

thermals

[river zealot]

me when i hear buzzing

[narrow lotus]

jesus thats a bit too much

[slender rock]

😵‍💫

[zealous elm]

evening walk my ass its pitch black at 15:30

[heady crow]

chill, winter solstice already happened

[placid sail]

my summer car

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-maybe-some-day-someday-one-day-gif-26036494

3k was pretty good for a medieval vibe but wrong continent

also whatsup ted

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135712402491572254/1307039886788001904/Horse.gif

[lyric horizon]

WESELI

IVE GOT SILVER ELITE MASTER ON MIRAGE

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/myhousewad-secretentrance-myhouse-gif-3657165553467638746

[naive bison]

got this disc case at my house

no disc

classic

[naive bison]

the MW3 disc would be like 1 out of 7

[placid sail]

myshinka finally takes her meds and becomes a trad polish wife ending

[worldly gate]

Or some box with nothing but a dowload code inside

[deep topaz]

i'd love to have that

[placid sail]

the meds and a trade wife's life?

[deep topaz]

the little thingy in the glass

[placid sail]

ah

@narrow lotus come courier

[naive bison]

i need glasses from They Live but they show women without makeup

@potent hamlet what do you think about women wearing makeup

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-clap-orgasm-daddy-yes-boogie-woogie-gif-21117228

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1881069115101618660

[plucky void]

bro's camera is on his cheek?

[potent hamlet]

i like wearing makeup, women look prettier with makeup, its just a fashion thing to enhance the outfit

[naive bison]

i think makeup is bad and ppl shouldn't wear it

people care too much about what others think

[potent hamlet]

that's just nowaday's standar

[river zealot]

drone above my city and a shelling

[arctic pawn]

@pale ingot i think my internet went to shit

[placid sail]

she's not completely lost to autistic incel pits of brainfart

[inland jackal]

next time watch your mouth

[visual stirrup]

time spent on makeup would be better spent working out or doing magazine drills

[pale ingot]

noob

[river zealot]

i hope i get sent to serbia

[placid sail]

take a shower I'm taking damage over time near you

[inland jackal]

for repair

[visual stirrup]

I hope your mascara smears

[arctic pawn]

Internet goes down: "skill issue"

[visual stirrup]

weirdo

[river zealot]

please god let me shoot weseli

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[arctic pawn]

The stream is sucking major ass

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[arctic pawn]

Bad quality but I don't think it's discord

[inland jackal]

wym bad quality

[pale ingot]

yea urg noob./ ..

[inland jackal]

you are on phone retard

[arctic pawn]

Wrong ping

W

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

Now I am

I restarted my pc

[inland jackal]

retarted your pc

[arctic pawn]

Retarded indeed

[visual stirrup]

*retarted

[arctic pawn]

Tarted

[inland jackal]

tardkov

[visual stirrup]

was playing SPT
kept dying from grenades
disable bot grenades
keep finding impact nades when looting PMC's

modders need to rethink PMC loadouts

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-heart-the-beating-heart-how-can-i-deliver-blood-and-oxygen-gif-3834012234848023251

[visual stirrup]

who the fuck brings four impact nades to shoreline?

[arctic pawn]

i want to search for gore mods to kingdom cum

[deep topaz]

there's a 3.9 mod for no grenade ESP but it hasn't been updated yet

[arctic pawn]

where i can spill the organs

das is gut

[ancient barn]

guy in the back gets slapped across the table for staring kek

[inland jackal]

i do

[visual stirrup]

there's a setting in SAIN to disable bot grenades
but I specifically want to disable impact nades

[inland jackal]

oh you mean ingame

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[placid sail]

damn didn't even notice

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jumpscare-bunny-jumpscare-shitposting-gif-22731157

[ancient barn]

i'm what you call perceptive

[visual stirrup]

must be the post-nut clarity

[ancient barn]

do you forget i'm an anti-gooner

[deep topaz]

might have to delve into the config files yourself unfortunately

[plucky void]

why'd you get exiled sis

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[steel bone]

Shitted in #🚽сральня🚽

[plucky void]

[river zealot]

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet

[inland jackal]

i searched chilean memes @potent hamlet translate ples

[heady crow]

am good, found a job to save some money for studies

[true sedge]

the clit is metaphorical

it isnt actually real

[deep topaz]

do you mean the funny button

[river zealot]

good night frens

[inland jackal]

gn, get some beauty sleep

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058351726035484672/1330526000869802094/angelbaneed_2025-01-19-16-14-56_1737292496270.mp4?ex=678e4c66&is=678cfae6&hm=7e4b52a3b76870ffab4ea85fb3d2275c92ce767470c3eb8846abf91558fbe7ae&

[final rose]

heartrate rised to 200 beats real quick

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

really weird correlation, right?

she has a good point though

[placid sail]

this made my palms sweaty

[mossy void]

Bro running and throwing pearls in the end on hardcore
Homie is asking to die

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow look your gameplay, even your language

[placid sail]

perla de ender 🤌

[low atlas]

I thought when he got stuck in the wall he'd break it and fall again

[lusty sonnet]

I use that in my pasta sauces

[lyric horizon]

I started playing some of the older STALKER mods

I gotta say, fuck GAMMA

Call of The Zone is some real trap shit

[placid sail]

femboy pipeline is real

[ancient barn]

[shell venture]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/63e805657feb44b43a27faa0/4x.gif

mornin

[steel bone]

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1279069774344618070/wank-1.gif

[placid sail]

morning?

you mfs live on a moon or something

[river zealot]

Full of pasta again

Time for bedge

[lusty sonnet]

You'd make falco proud twinktyom

[placid sail]

amazing how me just randomly mentioning a recipe sent junktyom on the path of eating an actual food

I'm so proud of myself being so accidentally helpful

[grizzled meadow]

You know it's spanish or whatever, not italian

[placid sail]

same thing

[lusty sonnet]

That's the joke

[real carbon]

Why

[final rose]

abbastanza vicino

[placid sail]

pipa di pupa

gorlami

[placid sail]

dragged into the darkness and devoured

[lyric horizon]

Guys

Actual question

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bonjour-party-inglourious-basterds-gif-14867086

[lyric horizon]

What is Hatsuna Miku?

Why is it talked about so much?

[placid sail]

italian dictator turned vtuber

[lyric horizon]

Is this some anime character?

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax explain to @lyric horizon who Hatsune Miku is

[dreamy flax]

🎤 Hatsune Miku is a virtual pop star from Japan, developed by Crypton Future Media. She's a vocal synthesizer software with a unique voice that allows users to create songs. Miku was launched in 2007 and quickly gained popularity, becoming a cultural phenomenon. 🌟

She is often depicted as a 16-year-old girl with long turquoise hair, and she's known for her futuristic and vibrant aesthetic. Miku has performed live in concert as a hologram, attracting fans worldwide. Along with her music, she's also inspired numerous fan works, including art, games, and even merchandise! 🎶💖

Feel free to let me know if you have more questions!

[lyric horizon]

🙏

[placid sail]

my version is more fun

[real carbon]

16?

why is it a child

[lyric horizon]

16?

Then why...

Nevermind

Internet is bad as is

[grizzled meadow]

American spotted

[real carbon]

goodbye

[real carbon]

what

[ancient barn]

[real carbon]

yikes.

[placid sail]

no, it's you unhinged internet denizens suddenly seeing some ominous meaning behind some things simply depicting children and teens

fucking weirdos

[river zealot]

Bulking arc starts today

[lyric horizon]

It's not about that

[inland jackal]

fellas, the cage is open

[lyric horizon]

It's about the stuff I've heard about this hologram thing

[mossy void]

He’s gonna- yeah. Yep. He did.

[quaint ore]

You made your bud proud artem

[river zealot]

[mossy void]

Chad mom GET HIS ASS

[quaint ore]

My 194cm tall bitchass doesnt even dead hang most of the time

[real carbon]

[mossy void]

I just felt it coming

In my bones

[placid sail]

your tall bitchass probably can't even do it on half the horizontal bars

[quaint ore]

I do 10 dead hang pull ups, thank you

[placid sail]

I sometimes can reach them while stile touching ground

[placid sail]

no in a sense you're too tall idiot

[quaint ore]

That is true

I need to bend my legs

Or make a very wide grip

[placid sail]

yeah half the equipment is designed for short kings

for little ukrainian pepes

[quaint ore]

I cant use half the machines in the gym cause of thag

Cause i cant go full ROM

[mossy void]

Remember kids
When playing with your gun in the house, be sure that it is loaded
Remember, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun

[lyric horizon]

Isn't the first rule of gun safety is to actually have a gun?

Or you can do gun safety and have fun without having a gun?

[mossy void]

The first rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it were unloaded

[placid sail]

apparently the efficiency of workouts on elliptical trainer depends on the step length being appropriately long for your height, and most cheap and common in gym models are for shorter people too

[quaint ore]

The worst thing for me is shoulder press

[placid sail]

I was lucky to snatch a pre-used machine in good condition with adequate step length but otherwise they're expensive af

[mossy void]

You can’t have fun with guns without a gun lol

[quaint ore]

I can shoulder press good weight (40kg for reps)

But man

[lyric horizon]

And to aim it at yourself

[quaint ore]

Machines are useless cause ROM ends at like

[mossy void]

No no no no

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

[quaint ore]

Half way my arm extension

[mossy void]

Aim it at other people

[river zealot]

Thats how you know he is from moscow

He actually has his own gym equipment

[quaint ore]

Yeah he can afford a home gym

At least my countryside regions arent dirt poor

[placid sail]

I am being persecuted by destitute gang now?

[quaint ore]

Everyone is equally miserable

[lusty sonnet]

Richest mordorian

[placid sail]

sorry for having a job ghost of stalcraft

[river zealot]

You could probably feed a small village of Novosibirsk or something with that median moscow salary of yours

[placid sail]

and home gym is very rich for having a bunch of dumbbells and and an elliptical in my cramped flat

[quaint ore]

Norilsk residents living in a literal forgeworld from warhammer

[placid sail]

nah everything is expensive everywhere rn

[inland jackal]

@river zealot good morning, thought you went to get beauty sleep

[quaint ore]

Nah we are ruining our schedules

I was supposed to go to sleep like 30 minutes agi

[placid sail]

stay awake, get eepy during the day, stay poor

[quaint ore]

Why? Cause I regret waking up late during weekends

And try to make up for it by staying up longer

[lusty sonnet]

Wake up early, go sleep late

[quaint ore]

Anyways I gotta sleep, i got another soul crushing week of pre-exam shit coming.

[slender rock]

[quaint ore]

wake up
its end of semester
dozens of tests crammed into a week
day ruined

[river zealot]

Night chappie

[placid sail]

please continue drone striking moskva city complex

as a privileged capital dweller, I despise those even more privileged rich fucks

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-7027495719579185739

[river zealot]

We can do that

[placid sail]

well, for however much else time you have till our agent orange cuts off all your support

if you get captured eventually, tell them you know me, maybe I'll be able to save you as registered indentured worker or something

or maybe that'll get me in jail too, so you know, a bit of shadenfreude for you before you go

win-win either way

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1330658903951937557/scientists-hate-this-one-easy-trick-v0-lt6o6t0asude1.png?ex=678ec82d&is=678d76ad&hm=529f45aa7cadb97dd884663cb0f1612452029b350e72b1b44d01a7bb4cb02f62&

[placid sail]

do you people still fall for it

[river zealot]

Sure thing

You can hope for the same if agent orange actually saves us

[placid sail]

ehhhh

unlikely he would want to or he even could, but aight, deal

[mossy void]

Dick n balls

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-ca-cat-gif-4633161264030004748

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-lebron-james-enchantment-table-language-enchantment-table-language-gif-13156867157589363714

Why did lebron do that

[proper mural]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-put-em-up-fists-possum-fists-opossum-gif-11332425090145692011

Opossum jumpscare!

[digital quartz]

thats just what you do after a poster dunk in the NBA

the defender gets disintegrated

[fading portal]

You think they would run out of defenders

[ancient barn]

[digital quartz]

that NBA money is too good of a deal

Luka is estimated to make about 400 mil $ when he signs his next 4-5 year contract

thats shit is nuts

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[broken pebble]

❤️

[visual stirrup]

@river zealot
is your tarkov username memeg?

MemeG

[river zealot]

No

Its 1989massacre

[visual stirrup]

killed a guy in SPT with the username MemeG
thought it was pulled from yours

[river zealot]

Its one of game devs

I might or might not have stolen a name from him

[visual stirrup]

SPT devs or BSG devs?

[river zealot]

Bsg

[stone blade]

shouldve stuck with maozedong or something

douyinxinpei

type shi

[visual stirrup]

a good luck charm to ward off hackers

[stone blade]

nah

[visual stirrup]

excuse me

cheaters

[stone blade]

what I do is at the start of every raid

I wiggle

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn

[visual stirrup]

what if instead of drive, it was called wiggle
and ryan gosling just wiggled at people

"I wiggle."

[river zealot]

I wonder if w actually thinks its a woman

[inland jackal]

its not

i heard him in vc

retard fartyom

retardyom

@river zealot guess what

tmr the chair i ordered is coming

[river zealot]

Cool

Im going to sleep fuck you

[stone blade]

Me

[river zealot]

My tourniquets should arrive tommorow

[inland jackal]

you said that 2h ago

[stone blade]

what turniqueted

[inland jackal]

https://www.formaideale.rs/artikal/kompjuter-stolica-kjgc516-2

[stone blade]

bro js ordering from therapist

[inland jackal]

for when i beat the crap out of him for speaking about bombing serbia

[narrow lotus]

real and true

[summer flame]

how many you buy?

[pale ingot]

kcd goes hard

[arctic pawn]

[narrow lotus]

why did u buy them

for self defence or what

[river zealot]

2 and an israeli bandage

[river zealot]

Thats a retarded ass question

[stone blade]

bro got shot by leg meta

[narrow lotus]

bro is preparing in advance for the buckshot scav

[stone blade]

now he bleeding

[summer flame]

same question for why would you buy a gun

to be prepared

[stone blade]

fr though stay safe artyom

[narrow lotus]

it rly isnt , idk who here have tourniquets lying around u know

but yeah it makes sense

better to have them close

first aid kits in general

imma go buy a "propital" from my high school friend

im about to heal all over

[summer flame]

buy some fent from a homeless man

[arctic pawn]

af

i need to play it

[river zealot]

See there is a big difference between where you live and where i live

The difference is artillery shells dropping from the sky

[narrow lotus]

with how the drones keep falling over here , it gets smaller and smaller

[river zealot]

Also i wont be surprised if osaka or chaplain has one

Maybe bruno even

[narrow lotus]

Osaka has a needle and a scalpel or shit

[river zealot]

Chap can actually use one, osaka just has it

Idk why you would have a needle and a scalpel for even

Pneumothorax?

That shit requires actual training tho

[shell venture]

knitting clothes for my kids

[narrow lotus]

drug use

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

gn

[river zealot]

Night

[inland jackal]

holy shit i hate the go bank heist

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328****

grrrr

me when embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[high wing]

https://x.com/DallTheDoll/status/1880768887412982013/photo/1 @tidal trellis

Dall | 🧸 Femboy Doll VTuber 🧵 (@DallTheDoll) on X

Guys I SWEAR this isn’t me. 🥺

X · Jan 19, 2025, 12:07 AM

[shell venture]

"femboy doll Vtuber"

[tidal trellis]

but it looks funny

also what is that?!

[loud ridge]

Bro gets all the women

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

not again! I'm getting rdy 2 sleep!

[high wing]

warframe

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[tidal trellis]

and planning my next game 2 play just finished bl2

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

go clean your room

[deep topaz]

play darkwood

[tidal trellis]

no

I got smth el;se in mind

• don't got darkwood

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/318794843293876235/1011288537880072192/The_Neco_Wave.gif

[snow fiber]

Darkwood goat

[tidal trellis]

iq: wiggly man

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-a-thousand-miles-gif-1721997480211008823

[tidal trellis]

why?!

[pale ingot]

gn twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

Im going insane

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-dance-tranparent-gif-7953644189250577267

I'd kill for this hat

[deep topaz]

bag piss with ice shaken to the moon

[idle veldt]

It’s not a glass cup is it

[deep topaz]

looks like it is

plenty of glass shards. especially with that floor drop

[idle veldt]

Bro I couldn’t even get the shaker on my glass before it chipped

[potent hamlet]

i want

some ham

[idle veldt]

@pale ingot

[ancient barn]

balatro

[idle veldt]

Lhabia is so good

[potent hamlet]

NOW I GET IT

ENVY ADAMS WAS NAMED LIKE TTHAT BECAUSE HER INITIALS ARE NATALIE V ADAMS

N V

NV ADAMS

ENVY ADAMS

[pale ingot]

n virginity adams

cause you will never fucking get a man

[visual stirrup]

recently learned that young Napoleon hated france because he was corsican

accidently based napoleon

[stoic girder]

Hell is filled only by homosexuals and cannibals what did Vinziepop mean by this

[potent hamlet]

sorry did i heard France? do you have by coincidente 2 kids and a rich man?

[visual stirrup]

that's not me

that's you

[potent hamlet]

nuh-huh

[visual stirrup]

right up there with suggesting that law enforcement is a racist concept

[potent hamlet]

i would kms before having a kid at so young age

[deep topaz]

how does everyone here say the fruit "orange"

I say it like oinch

oy-nch

[upper shore]

ore-nn-juh

[idle veldt]

Or-ange

[stoic girder]

i say it like or-ange

[idle veldt]

Oinch????

[deep topaz]

new jerseyans say it like ah-ranj

im a bumpkin so i say it weird

[deep topaz]

forgot to remove the tacquitos from the barrel

[idle veldt]

You mean like ah-inch

[deep topaz]

oi-nch

like saying "oi" to a mate

with nch at the end

[idle veldt]

Yeah that’s crazy

[idle veldt]

How do you even get an oi out of that word

[deep topaz]

no idea

it's just how i says it

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/popeye-powerful-mighty-huge-strong-gif-2619849215753059954

[pale ingot]

ion watch gun youtubers fuck happened to him

[visual stirrup]

where the fuck did you grow up to get such an accent?

[visual stirrup]

.50 bmg sniper rifle blew up in his face

[worldly gate]

Exactly what mike said

[pale ingot]

is he alive perhaps or is this liveleak footage we're talking about

[worldly gate]

Still alive, he survived

[pale ingot]

[visual stirrup]

don't think he ever published the footage

but he has mostly recovered
his bench press is almost where it was before, I think

[worldly gate]

You can find it on youtube, but he didnt posted it on his channel i think

[stoic girder]

it was the boltie i think

[worldly gate]

Apparently it was something to do with the ammo being tampered

[pale ingot]

pardon

[potent hamlet]

the only thing i can say that Tesla cars did correctly is that app for the car to make it sound

[visual stirrup]

the rifle fired out of battery
which means that the detonation of the cartridge wasn't contained to the barrel

afaik, he determined that it was the rifle's problem

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHuHgAdiBaI

[mossy void]

You talking about kentucky ballistics?

[potent hamlet]

no, he's talking about the reason im fatherless

[mossy void]

Then no the reason that happened is because the ammunition was wildly overpressure

It was not the rifle, it was the aftermarket SLAP rounds which were loaded by a fuckin baboon

[deep topaz]

moar powder equal more gooder

[mossy void]

Sheared the threads smooth off, snapped the steel ears holding the cap in place, almost fuckin killed him

[worldly gate]

Hence why i mentioned the ammo reason earlier

[mossy void]

The ammo is the biggest reason, if not the only reason

[ionic lily]

i love buying sketchy reloads of niche 50 cal rounds at gun shows

[mossy void]

Iirc the pressure capability of the rifle was 8k PSI while the ammo was clocking like 18

[potent hamlet]

what are ugg?

[visual stirrup]

stupid fucking boots

[potent hamlet]

oooh damn

the GOKU OG'S

[visual stirrup]

what the fuck is the point of a boot if you're afraid to get some mud on it?

[potent hamlet]

idk, maybe fashion?

[worldly gate]

A crash bandicoot meme? Appreciate that

[potent hamlet]

but damn, even Doc Martens are pretty resillient on shit

[visual stirrup]

even more retarded than people who buy white J's and then are scared to actually fucking use them like sneakers

[deep topaz]

women's rugged fashion boots are such a funny oxymoron

[visual stirrup]

that's one of the many things wrong with

society

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[deep topaz]

yes i wanna look good for all the idiots I will see once in public and never again

I want to look good but I will stab you if you talk to me

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-scream-breaking-bad-shout-frustrated-gif-5008065

[visual stirrup]

"I am compelled to spend money on a nice car that won't serve me any better than a cheap one."

[high wing]

you cant do thsi to me

[glad carbon]

omg hiiii @high wing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604852969170796557/1330463831390158920/catcar.gif

[deep topaz]

for a luxury car, true. For more utilitarian reasons, it's not so black and white

[high wing]

i dont think we will ever have another game as peak story telling

[glad carbon]

we already have like 20

just go find em

[high wing]

name 1

[upper shore]

Black Ops 1 was pretty tight

[deep topaz]

Garfield Kart

[glad carbon]

idk i dont play story games

[high wing]

ur rite garfield kart broke me

[upper shore]

I always love seeing this one pop up because I made it lol

[sage otter]

The phosphorous attack episode in Spec Ops was actually inspired by the events of Garfield Kart's campaign

[deep topaz]

aint it funny how we used to use white phosphorous for our smoke grenades

[high wing]

that mission where you use the white phsohorous

i knew something was strange when i played it as a kid

but i was like eh whatever

and then they show the aftermath

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

i need a remake of the game

[glad carbon]

@deep topaz hiii :3

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neco-neco-arc-devil-gif-4606139268538612190

[glad carbon]

remake with coop campaign

[high wing]

how would that work?

the last few missions one of them dies and the other goes AWOL

[glad carbon]

could just do 2 person and you have the choice kill eachother and have different endings

idk

[upper shore]

Chapter 14: The Bridge

[high wing]

it would change the story

but maybe

[glad carbon]

asynchronus campaign at points

remake, not remaster

[high wing]

it could add where the other player is just a figment of his imagination

there was no 4th soldier or he died from the beginning

[upper shore]

Adams if he actually relieved walker of command like 72 hours BEFORE everyone got fucked:

[high wing]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-10161343654904926828

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391337992234467329/822267765418360892/video0_26.mp4?ex=678e43c8&is=678cf248&hm=aea0316fbae12d272371edd2ceaaf2aac0f65b1a398b40a3386e631127906ace&

baby boy

[mossy void]

War is hell
Until I get to blow shit up then

[high wing]

breezy would say that

[glad carbon]

why wont you

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[mossy void]

What can I say, I don’t mind selling my soul to an oil company if it means I get to call in airstrikes

[ruby minnow]

how can one be racist

if there are no beings considered human enough to have a race in the first place

[mossy void]

There is only one race, the human race

Any other race is inferior and must be exterminated

[ruby minnow]

we don't have animal races

[mossy void]

Clearly you haven’t heard of the kentucky derby

[ruby minnow]

oh no

anyways

cagville type shit

[mossy void]

the contrast is so bad

[ruby minnow]

after a year

i have clearly forgotten

how to take good screenshots

[mossy void]

Too bad bro :/

I mean the pose and framing is good

If it weren’t for the detail getting washed out it would be a great pic

[ruby minnow]

its probably the lighting

[mossy void]

Lighting is everything

[ruby minnow]

might need to take them in a brighter place

[mossy void]

It looks like it’s a portrait that wants to be a silhouette but couldn’t quite figure it out

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHnZOo1nvDs

this is crazy

[mossy void]

If there was more light coming from behind the camera it would be a lot better

[ruby minnow]

i can probably do that

thanks for the feedback bro 👍

[mossy void]

Honestly everything about it is more than fine, the depth of field, the rock as a good background, the pose, the way he’s slightly offset in the center third, it’s just the lighting

No problem bro, I took a photography class in high school which, despite me treating it as a free period, I actually ended up learning some stuff

[deep topaz]

nasty bitches always got those weird wing glasses and a gum gap in their front teeth

[stoic girder]

People always say that you shouldnt judge a book by its cover but it works on people really well

[high wing]

bro its so insane that shes yelling and screaming

and then breaks down in tears over a GTA rp lmao

[deep topaz]

it's so sad that some really have nothing better going on in their life

[stoic girder]

only rp i will tolerate is military rp

[potent hamlet]

This could go so hard in two configs

Either really washed out like some 70's picture or made almost to a cartoon

Or like a painting

[stoic girder]

man i love getting ads in runescape

wtf

[potent hamlet]

Btw today I discovered that I have a painting of Zdlislaw Beksiński in my house

[deep topaz]

how do you just discover such a thing

[stoic girder]

Replica?

[potent hamlet]

I was watching a dude that talks about art while we were having lunch with my aunt and my mom and suddenly that thing showed up, I choked and I was like: "Wait, what the fuck?!"

[proper mural]

Oh yeah, one of mine and my mom's fav artists

[potent hamlet]

I mean, it is a replica since my brother made it in art school back in the 2000's, but i always thought that it was an original piece

[potent hamlet]

I saw this and thought about the weeping nude of Edvard Munch

I think it's safe to post because nothing really shows up and even if it's a nude, it's a painting and nudity is not something that is specifically lewdness

[ancient barn]

its just a smear mostly

[ruby minnow]

played with a group one of them took selfies

[ancient barn]

[potent hamlet]

It's kinda a good intellectual debate about what nudity is actually like

Is nudity really something inherently lewd?

[ancient barn]

depends on what time in history and what region your asking

[stoic girder]

and where are they nude

[deep topaz]

depends on intention

[stoic girder]

In a sauna no

bedroom yes

[potent hamlet]

Because obviously can be taken as something sexual depending the context and the person, if I see my significant other nude, I'm going ballistics obviously because I'm really attracted to them

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1330612843707371683/bfc84625cea0cc52e756b0a4809cd20a.mp4?ex=678e9d47&is=678d4bc7&hm=9ee02c154c3c4e1f29a44d232435b6c1ec9767595d34ff5bb56f59c22ff6e11f&

[stoic girder]

There are no objective answers to any human behaviour

context matters

and so do the variables

[potent hamlet]

For example, babies are obviously born nude, but it's not something normal people would find sexual

[ancient barn]

[stoic girder]

John McAfee was a trip

[stoic girder]

Please stop talking

[shell venture]

john mcafee was a video game character

[potent hamlet]

Even the bible has addressed this, since Adam and Eve were firstly completely nude and shameless about their natural state, it's only after they sin that God gives them the feeling of shame

[potent hamlet]

Okay, I was just thinking out loud I guess, I just find it curious to think about stuff like that

[stoic girder]

Kneejerk reactions are usually the correct ones there is no need to overcomplicate it

does it seem lewd then it is

[potent hamlet]

Basically this is how philosophers worked lmao

[potent hamlet]

I would feel safe with a shotgun tbh

Or at least safer

[deep topaz]

need a 50 round stripper clip for my bofors 40mm

[potent hamlet]

That would be too little

Shit

[potent hamlet]

I got a nosebleed

[deep topaz]

i wonder if a stripper clip fed shotgun would work

[potent hamlet]

Lmao what happened?

Oh the belt broke

[potent hamlet]

probably, something like the Toz but with a fixed mag

[uncut yew]

Did someone say "stripper clip" ?!

[deep topaz]

have there been any fixed mag shotguns? I don't think i've ever heard of such a thing

[potent hamlet]

Tube

[deep topaz]

well yeah but i mean magazine fed

[potent hamlet]

Tubes are basically fixed mags

[deep topaz]

in the rifle sort of way

[ionic lily]

he means a box magazine

[deep topaz]

yes

[potent hamlet]

The Lebel 1886 has a tube

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I'm just messing with him

[deep topaz]

having a stripper clip sort of reload for a shotgun might bridge the gap between long magazine reloads and only being able to put in one at a time

[deep topaz]

maybe some sort of enbloc abomination for 12 gauge

[ionic lily]

that would be so comically large and clumsy you might as well just have a detachable magazine

[mossy void]

I purchased a 40 rnd drum magazine for my 1911

Because haha funny

[deep topaz]

you now have a bolt action 1911

[ionic lily]

email kel tec and see if they want in on it

[mossy void]

I will get it in about a week

[mossy void]

Real

Honestly it’s kind of a good thing

[deep topaz]

i have a 10 round AR-12 shotgun mag and it's already comically large

[mossy void]

Gun failure Training is good

[potent hamlet]

Working for Kel Tec has to be a blast

[mossy void]

Getting good at diagnosing and clearing jams is very important

People don’t realize that

[potent hamlet]

Like planning meetings have to look like that scene from Scarface

[primal kiln]

George Droyd vs. John McCroyd

[worldly gate]

https://youtu.be/M3Hs4do69ms?si=fPDIexCLGcY-CEi7

Some guy made speedloaders for shotguns that just work like stripper clips

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, fast loaders were the reason I started to like guns

[deep topaz]

2 big

Spring is heavy as fuck

[potent hamlet]

When I saw the old dude from Ajin fighting a bunch of cops with a trench shotgun and reloading with fastloaders, I was so interested in that, that I started to get into guns

[worldly gate]

The only magazine fed shotgun i got to use, was the Huglu XR-7, when a local range in my town was letting people trying it out

[potent hamlet]

The chamber flag is really good

[deep topaz]

walking around with bangalores for trench clearing

[worldly gate]

Though i never saw that gun again on that range, so idk what happened to it

[deep topaz]

looks very similar to a standard AR-12

minus the cutouts on the magwell

which the gun is heavy as shit so lightening it isn't a horrible idea

[ionic lily]

its a turkish 12 gauge ar, that shit exploded after 100 rounds

[atomic crane]

just jumped from 1.2 MB/s to 10.2 MB/s by getting starlink

[worldly gate]

Yeah i would not be surprised, knowing the things i heard about turkish shotguns

[atomic crane]

bro fast internet bro..

[potent hamlet]

https://youtu.be/qzK5_kirJ58?si=ua6XkcRqoNibGDt2

[deep topaz]

that's still less than half of what I consider my own shitternet

25mb

[atomic crane]

is that megabytes

or megabits

[deep topaz]

bit

[atomic crane]

uhh... i hate to break it to you schleppa

[potent hamlet]

Chilean cops use Turkish shotguns

[atomic crane]

25 megabits is slower than mine

[deep topaz]

most people use MB even if they mean bit

so i have to assume

[potent hamlet]

Chile has like most bad guy guns and it's pretty funny

[atomic crane]

nope. capital B = byte

[deep topaz]

you're getting around 80 mbit

[atomic crane]

ye