#πͺbruh-fart
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his gun was a MK2 tho
didnt he have a 3d printed somethhing
It was a fucking Glock or something copy
@potent hamlet thought of that maxim handgun?
A grok
i need to stop wearing shorts in the house now
grok 17
i thoght it was a welrod
Cock
just dont wear anything in the house
No
that goes against anything i want to prevent
3d printed welrod? 
my new kitten keeps jumping on my leg or thigh
you what?
He didn't twist the back
idk to me looked like a Hush Puppy
from fucking metal gear
and since i'm wearing shorts and my skin is right there it kinda hurts
Plus, you can see smoke coming out the breech of the gun with each shot. Welrods and VP9s (and all other manually-operated pistols) don't do that. Only semiauto pistols do that, because the smoke comes out as the slide opens.
out here grinding kenshi again and pondering about its lore and game world
i took off his leg
He didn't have an exposed.hammer in the video
the welrod has the hammer in the back, and it fucking twists
sorry you need a peer reviewed paper to convince me
skellymanz fell off, HARD 
ripbozo skellingtons
I'll peer review you
Yeah he pretty much explains in the video why it isnt a welrod
They fell off so now you're stuck eating people
Or a VP9
im literally just a retarded devolved degenerate human

i thought it was very obvious
People are stupid
And make baseless assumptions
yeah it says that it was 3d printed
probably a 3D Printed hush puppy
Non serialized

Yeah, and from the video looks like the surpressor was poorly setup
She chillin
Considering they found 3 unspent casings and 3 spent casings
People say it was intentionally so the gun didnt cycle
this gif actually triggered the cat lol
Cat
π noo poor baby
Then he should have gotten a revolver if he didnt wanted to leave casings behind
lmao
Though very few revolvers can be surpressed at all
Can't supress those
weld a salvo-12 on it and its fixed
Counter argument:
M1895 Nagant revolver
w
The gun had to be racked cause shooting subsonic through a suppressor results in not chambering
counter argument
Very fucking expensive gun AND ammo
I know my man Luigi was rich, but not enough to get a fully legal Nagant
Just use that weird F2000 rifle or whatever it is that holds the last 8 or so shots in an internal chamber
Blur is sending voice messages, abort
i'll tell you what it is
it's anti italian discrimination
Even more expensive
I think its stupid, but it might work, idk

blast the motherfucker with a 12.7
He would better be off getting some AR pistol and trying to surpress it
real
You wanna kill him, not disitegrate him
why the fuck are you even arguing about what gun he used
But that wouldnt be too small to conceal
there are literally photos of what he used
because autism
as they say
no kill like overkill
Tismfart
Also no offense or anything, but you sound really familiar to this guy:
https://youtube.com/shorts/qhTMwcUhJys?si=QQxT1IhZKCUVKafG
Hit the nastiest snipe on a dude today in weeb fencing
he's him

Fair
weeb fencing?
Kendo
Really?
yeah, he has said it a lot of times
he runs a youtube channel
Wow okay I'll go fuck myself
GunVtuber
Ohhhh
Wasnt expecting to find someone i watched lol
@grizzled meadow new channel name? pretty please?
There's a joke here
I'm resisting it
me jorking it
Nah getting jorked
πͺ
Thanks
Hit the nastiest snipe on a dude today 
also tell me more about this
Always out here swordfighting with dudes
Japanese fencing, im currently being prepped for first low grade tournaments
And we've been doing alot of sparring
wooww
Hit a very complicated parry counter technique on a guy
You like holding a long sword huh?
like they use those skirt pants?
He was going for a head strike, and i countered it mid swing, so it barely missed me and i swung at his head instead
Point
Match won
Who is this and why are they so long vertically
Damn
They're just really wide pants
Slinder person
That sounds cool
I do like to handle two handed swords
Small hands
I bet you do huh
Oh yeah?
I do have small hands tbf
Twink hands
Ye if i wanted one handed fencing I'd have gone olympic style
That ladies and gentlemen is how you get a confession
I have nothing to hide
lemme see
Lemme see how you handle those two handed swords
Found the hand fetistist
this is Chinese propaganda against the united states if you can even believe it
we have big sharks??
Either hands around the dingus or hands around their throat
idk man but these look cool as hell
Looking like some loading screen for a mobile game
Shark warz
Download today
what an amazing depiction of the USN
idk what is the problem of the chinese but they depict america in the coolest ways possible
Gently, gracefully and swiftly

I ought to get a recording of a sparring sesh at some point
Jesus Christ

Bored government propagandist 
yeah i would love to see you do that
Artyom down bad
Also during regular non sparring practice a dude missed a throat stab on me

And you give ME shit
And hit me on the bones
he missed a throat shot?


this is chinese propaganda aswell apperantly
why is his belt open osaka
Spit or swallow 

Right on the bones

And its probably gonna bruise

did you wear your bib? 
theyre from the hood
I SEE
your armored bib that is
what did iedy mean by this
not like, a dining bib 
people from there arent very intelligent, maybe he doesnt know how to buckle up
under the bib 

yesss
motherfucker lmao
guard drop 
We were practicing the form
Its expected to drop the guard
Outside of sparring
Especially with newbies
ah 
I bet the newbies hit extra hard 
yes I know
<-dirty Γ©pΓ©e fencer
i love the sad one
Yesterday i tapped my team mate instead of stopping before touching him, and i said sorry inmediately lmao
I started Karate, but it was kinda funny
i was supposed to make a grip and then a punch
The other week some dude stabbed right into my armpit
That was fun
Right in the armour gap
what
but i accidentally hit him, like very lightly, but i still felt bad
Didnt have enough control after hitting wrist and while pushing past me
Went right into the pit
With his tip
I think thats still a little blue from the impact

chickled?
CHICKLED???
WHATS A CHICKLE
good night brainfart 
Its crazy to me that american cops can have paintball guns as less lethal option
Are you sure they arent pepperball guns?
Like in ready or not
kendo isnt even real, you should fight with pocket knives
whoever dies during the fight is the loser, winner dies en route to the hospital
yeah, but theyre paintball guns
with different ammo
Id rather not die
use your small hands
Im happy with my super sportified fencing
thats why noone will remember your name
My small hand punches are quite effective
cori right now
mini daggers
Im on my phone rn
at least it's not a sabre cuck
Any bretteurs dans le chat ? 
man...
i wanna go out
i need to explore
i feel the need to
@potent hamlet iirc it was you who recommended me omega, that shit goes hard
yeah, it really does
Then go
Im sure chile has jungles 
What is omega?
its too hot outside
that's Peru
a rock band
I recomended it
Gives very hard kcd vibes too
Kingdom come deliverance?
Need a new gpu so i can play the second game
π
But judging by the leaks the 50 series is a fucking scam
Might just wait for the 50 series and buy a cheaper 4090
I think the gpu recs aren't too egregious, but the cpu and ram recs are a little highish
I got ram and cpu for days

Just need a new gpu
thats exactly why you shouldn't buy a gpu right now, the 50 series is just around the corner and other gpus are bound to get atleast a little cheaper once they come out
It truly is peak tho
Play kingdom come if you every get the chance to
5080 might be worse than 4090 by a good margin
So if the 4090 drops price or i can find a used one
I'm not surprised, nvidia realized by dropping the 1080 if they make cards too good people wont have to buy new ones 
Still got my 1080
π
easily top 3 gpus oat
Poorly and with fsr and frame gen
the lebron of gpus
But its playable
Real
I have a 2080super, pretty good, but the 1080 still holds a spot in my heart
Everything after the 10 series was so ass
I'm not sure, 20's were ok, they weren't bad but were supposed to be the "ray tracing cards" but they really weren't powerful enough
30 series is pretty alright imo
40 series is a sharp decline
And the cards are getting bigger
hey babes
Osaka found dead wedged in a cave system 5 weeks from now
Slipped and shot herself
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Honk shoo
blin
literally me
@placid sail
blinis with smetana are kino
Its the first of da month
Its like they hate making money
Wake up wake up
lol
me when i make up a strawman to get mad at
CDPR said this for cbpk 2077 too and the game was peak
literally just a series for new players
shut up let me hate
ΠΠ»ΠΈΠ½
google shit u see posted first
like 99% of the time its either fake or out of context
too much effort
Beautiful cat
fake and gae
Hey frot
hows ur sleep
explosive ww2 parachute dolls so germans shoot at them instead of the real soldiers and they exploded on impact
Horrible

fuck it. im tired. time to eep in this hoe
me when i get hit by one of those fucking stinking clouds from the little shitheads in Pathfinder WOTR
2days? 2 pico seconds
sure sure... make more people addicted and distracted from their lives and what's going on in the real world
they actually created a new unit of time called gypsyseconds to measure how little time it takes a romanian to steal something
it prbably will also have sex/nude scenes to really punch it
Uh
Dont care
Make funny potions and kill nonsters
Life awesome
Ignore paying taxes
virgin statement
Spend as much time on your computer as possible because when you die you won't have it anymore
so real
my last words on my deathbed will probably be something like
"I wish I spent more time arguing about race online with strangers."
Only thing that will remain after im gone is my chat logs and racist remarks
so productive and enjoyable
what
unironically why would people wanna interact MORE with the real world
shits fucked
@visual stirrup 
hi mikey
Frota have you ever had a bk whopper before
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can i quarter pounder
Expand on that bro
quarter pounder might be statistically inferior, but burger king gives me horrific diarrhea
You donβt wanna pounder
can i pounder you
Stop shitting yourself

im convinced BK doesn't refrigerate their mayonnaise
that's what does it for me
Wait does the impossible whopper have vegan naise
Probably
Thank god
You're welcome
Thank blur
π
Hope it was abandoned
Chile sounds great dude
It was the sunset through the woods
For some context, my house almost burned down twice in my life, the second time was really fucking bad and it was about two years ago
So I'm always alert of wildfires
Also I was climbing a thing and then saw a couple in their 30's getting dressed on the upper
Good thing I didn't pass there before
Seeing heterosexual public sex is not fun
I am a Fujoshi after all, I enjoy watching boys love stuff
wtf is a fujoshi
Couldn't find anything on Fujoshi
A girl that likes boys love content
Homosexual stuff
i love watching you walk the plank
kys
im going to chug coffee until my heart stops
do it pussy
It's getting cold and windy out here
I feel like Flop frequents this place
Pounder? I barely know her!
I'm finishing my energy drink and heading home
I am not funny
I am hilarious
I love big gae ice cream
bloomberg 2020
Yea that was what I was going for
One drink and you slowly turn into a tree over the course of several days
Harold!
that's what happened to @pastel quartz
He drank the mysterious stump liquid
became a tree
I see lights in the other side
Can't see them
They are kids apparently
From their Voices
We canβt either
is that your crosshair
I mean, I prefer the cross and dot but dot works too
They're some teens apparently
They went to the club and then walk in the river?
I love paperclips
I also love how every few years the government comes out and says "yeah, that shit we denied doing? we did that shit. What are you gonna do about it?"
do u have the fastpass for this place
you have a beautiful house
Bro is comparing a dead womanβs photos to collectorβs items
wild
Bro does not respect women
I think women are cool actually
i dobnt hate woman
wouldnt know never seen one
you are a woman
woman can say 3 words which will destroy you should be terrified too
In all seriousness I actually just have a hard time initiating conversation
breezy bro
Like in general
you segwayed to this so hard
Regardless of gender
people overestimate how many people just start randomly talking to each other
i tal to one person casually
I donβt cry I just look at a woman, scream, vomit, and bolt away in a random direction, often running into a wall or pillar or another person
the only other ppl are once iun a blue moon tree and weseli
Thatβs what happens every time fr
the more you do it the more itrll get easier
im so cynical if someone started talking to me out of the blue i would be wondering what they want from me
i couldnt even buy things at the store
Iβm more of an introvert but once a rapport has been established Iβm actually quite outgoing
than i too a solo trip around the planet and now i love taling to people
i ended up waliing up to girls i got 3 numbers bro
I just need to get past that initial hump of initiating an interaction
Beyond that Iβm actually quite the conversationalist, all I have to do is let myself be that
Itβs weird but, eh, idk anyone who isnβt
What ur doing rn
Comversate
Apply this irl
π± Question: should i get racist after that?
Answer: no... (β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
You
Yeah
the internet has degraded humanity
in ways we can and cannot comprehend
I am not actually doing anything right now, just watching Insym play Phasmophobia
you have to repost memes no one scrolls all the way up everyday
Nice
βI canβt wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcomeβ

Men
This has been happy wheels highlights
classic

nah marly what u on 
Guys i figured something out
The reason black people say white food is bland cause only time they eat it is in prison
3 am office gaming
i love shitting on people that tbag my body

the cracker
Imagine staying up late
This message was made by honk shoo honk shoo mimimi gang
Is that the Russian dude who overfeeds his Caracal and teases it so it hisses at him
that's me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CeywEkTZ4wM heres a more wholesome one
Ariel Caracal loves it! Do you play with your cats like this? #shorts #caracal #floppa #caracat #cat
thats floppa
floppa is overfed to the point where all it can do is sit around and be recorded
also those cats communicate via hissing
instead of meows
@high wing how ur night been
eh its alright
blade and sorcery vr freaky mode
Love between hunterdandy and breezy8008135 is at 35%

we had a falling out
bro likes being dandy, I prefer being fine
and I damn sure am not gonna be fine and dandy
halo 3 causes murder proven
honestly that's a reasonable reaction
says the one reacting
I know I'm just busting your balls 
wtf am i even trying to say man
too much grog
A FUCKING MOSQUITO JUST BIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING TOE
ok flop you forgot to log off
Why the fuck specially there?
fake its winter
it's very annoying tho
also this
:flag_cl: ChillΓ‘n, Chillan, Γuble, Chile
:clock12: 17 December 2024, 00:13 (12:13 AM)
π UTC -3.0
π Night
π Clear sky
π 88% humidity
π SE 130Β° | 2.06 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 12.85Β°C (55.13Β°F)
the bastards will find a way trust me
yeah, very winter
its soooo cold right now
im freezing and there will be a mosquito to greet me when i get up
fuck you and your stupid southern hemisphere
im fucking melting rn
its 55

how is that hot
erm im in the northen one
i think it's sarcasm
55, at midnight
i dont think it is
:flag_dz: Kouba, Algeria
:clock4: 17 December 2024, 04:15 (04:15 AM)
π UTC +1.0
π Night
π Clear sky
π 60% humidity
π SE 144Β° | 1.65 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 9.85Β°C (Feels like 8.85Β°C)
49.73Β°F (Feels like 47.93Β°F)
im freezing mang
shiiiit
i would kms if i were from nigeria
bitch
you wouldnt have internet brainrot
i love taco
im from albania
quomo estas
Almenia
Armenia
what a downgrade
Ω Ψ±ΨΨ¨Ψ§ Ψ§Ψ³Ω Ω ΨΉΩ Ψ±
albania to sweden
mashallah

sweden no go zones go hard in 2024
what's a no go zone
elaborate
its a zone media fearmongers
Russia has threatened to invade Sweden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulnerable_area#:~:text=Vulnerable area (Swedish%3A%20Utsatt%20omrΓ₯de,known%20as%20no-go%20zones.
Vulnerable area (Swedish: Utsatt omrΓ₯de) is a term applied by the Swedish Police Authority to areas with high crime rates and social exclusion.
They are colloquially known as no-go zones. In the December 2015 report, there were 53 vulnerable areas, which increased to 61 in June 2017. The increase is reported to be due to better reporting, not a...
because they joined the NATO
oh it's political 
Also
well yes we got the be ready for war book
i thought there were bears or shit
how to say it...
or it was deadly to go there
what a surprise you havent been here
chile would ruin you
the crime rate has raised because of inmigrants, wow
compare all these swedish no go zones to rest of the worlds and u will be laughing
if your country gets ruined by immigrants
your country shouldn't exist
If you're Algerian, besides getting called racial slurs, probably nobody will care about you
racial slurs ?
Racial Slurs
what racial slurs
e
are you black?
E - no go
no
im albanian
brown enough
you're probably gonna get people screaming Allahu Akbar
or sum shit
Or call you either colombian, or venezuelan
this ain't the middle east vro
which is worse
im whiter than most americans
you aint white as fuck tho
bitch im 5 mins away from the mediterranean
Idk Algeria sounds very african
kys
you're as african as you can be
thats arab blud
its in africa tho
Moroccan
why
idk it looks tiny
ion even know who are those
my own people
te faltΓ³ la Γ
Ψ²Ψ¨Ω
grenade launcher be like
what are we talking about?
class in wow
i will divorce my wife if i found out she plays ret
which of your 6 wives?

Persauki...
She's fucking Chilean you stupid fucking retard, read a fucking book on geography and fucking cultural section of a fucking natgeo magazine you stinky smelly neet fuck
me no habla ingles senior
2025 is going to be my year fr fr
I'ma touch you
como estas
Persauki
Ψ²Ψ¨Ω
Toivon, ettΓ€ et nuku tΓ€nΓ€ yΓΆnΓ€

chamberrrrrrrrr
Warned masterph33r for: Don't post memes glorifying terrorist attacks, what the fuck, man
Warning: 2
wait does that mean i cant post 9/11 memes?
no you cannot
never got any warning on those
bruh
π excuse me officer
plenty 9/11
Its the bad ending yeah
woof
Same
I say "howdy" to everyone and disarm people when I rob them
can't believe these Santa deniers are allowed a platform to spread their hate smh my head
santa is your mother and father
no it's all one person
And yours is too
he's just incredibly fast
when you have a child, you die instantly, having been killed by santa and replaced
Fent powered reactor in his sleigh that throws it at speeds of mach 100
That's what I'm telling myself too 
I know it wont be
Violence is not an answer
It is the solution
Steps to have a discussion
1.- Talk to the person
2.- Fail to communicate
3.- Break their skull with a rock until its a mess of brains, blood and cranium pieces
Sleep is chopped
Fitness is chopped
physique is chopped
Skin is chopped
Diet is chopped
Social life is chopped
Ambition are chopped
Hobbies are chopped
Grades are chopped
Headspace is chopped
Mentality is chopped
All of it chopped 
4.- Scream and move like a rabid monkey to gain scary trait
its a domino effect mang
cant expect shit to be fine when everything before it aint
5.- eat their corpse for gains
6.- Fuck the corpse
?

https://www.twitch.tv/cooldee__ LIVE EVERY DAY (maybe not saturday lmao)
Made a bot thay controls my pc
i mean, fuck up
Let people use it in my server
like, dissolve
yeah.... right..... It's ok, you're allowed to admit you're a crazy person here
No they will lock you up
I'm imagining people getting banned because of
others writing the nword
Dide
Dude
Yeah
I have a few things setup preventing them from destroying my pc
Like i have commands that will bluescreen my computer
what is the nature of the connection
it was the first thing i thought of
I know, it all plays into one another, my issue isn't even the problems themselves though. but I'm not going to verbally vomit esoteric nonsense right now
And going to websites that arnt allowed legally im sure u understand what that entails
Wdym
i get it man, wishing you the best
how to get rid of @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz
yea but do they just have a list of commands to perform

i think its time we looked into insane asylums for osaka






