🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

first and second phase of armstrong you literally afk

I'll get it done eventually though dw

I did sam and all others

I can do armstrong as well with enough trial and error

[naive bison]

@stone blade 2 things:
MGR only happens because Sam is retarded and doesn't just kill Raiden as they left the tunnel, he looked at him with his sword raised for like 4 seconds
also
Sam deflects .50 BMG bullets from the m2 browning Boris was firing without any augmentations: all he has is an exoskeleton

[stone blade]

sam is built different

I'm pretty sure if sam actually wanted he could wipe the floor with raiden in the second battle

but you know

plot armor

[stone blade]

Good luck on no hit though

from what I've seen based on videos revengeance is easier to no hit actually because of the perfect parry dmg its much more fair

you will also have some fun no hitting sundownder
3 helicopters

[naive bison]

also Raiden's early augmentations in the prologue are retarded

zero coagulation after his arm is cut off

@stone blade hmm

im thinking

should i speedrun the game to revengeance

and then start no-hit?

[stone blade]

no

because revengeance

gives you sam sword

and wigs

which make it a cake walk to no hit

[stone blade]

do it like me

you can upgrade as you go

[naive bison]

.

[stone blade]

but do it on hard from the start

you'll see why it took me so many tries

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1299045111652552806/image0-60.jpg?ex=671bc589&is=671a7409&hm=ebfeb7c0a0c9f2792a1ab8a192ef30ea259e6f817817e08c766472f40e02b8b1&

[narrow lotus]

p!idc

[foggy mantle]

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[high wing]

I don't give a shittaaa 🗣️

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/uncut-gems-cum-gif-18874799

[naive bison]

also @stone blade im gonna do it without cheating

ie using fox blade

HF blade / mursama only

[stone blade]

murasam blade is nearly as powerful if not more

when it comes to raw damage

the only thing that fox does differently

is it breaks armor

thats...it.

[naive bison]

@stone blade on blade wolf now

[stone blade]

Parry gaming

perfect parry his ass

[naive bison]

pretty sure it breaks armor super quickly and chops it off

and one shots regular PMCs

[stone blade]

it makes the game slightly easier but

if you only use fox

it doesn't mean you'll always get no hit

or S ranks believe iit or not

the sword is strong but not as strong as you think you still have to play the game

[stone blade]

S rank and no hit him

[naive bison]

done

[stone blade]

show

if its done

[naive bison]

@stone blade

it was loading for like 30 sec

it was easier than i thought

[stone blade]

he isn't hard

imo an actually balanced boss

with attacks you can see

unlike idk sam

who does whatever he wants

in a nanosecond

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

hmm

yes

at that time

I never played a game like that

in my life

with such mechanics

so

wtf do you expect will happen when I try to no hit a boss , on a game such as MGR , which again I've never played ... and I didn't know any of the mechanis

tell me

dipshit

fucking hell you're all retarded

yes ofc I will be mad that I can't do the boss without getting hit on the game which I've never played
it's like you trying to do the lost with no mantle to mega satan @naive bison

[naive bison]

heli

[naive bison]

yeah yeah quit yer yammerin buddy

save it for someone who cares

[stone blade]

then quit being an ass

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

fuckign kys

assholes

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

all of you

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

how he floatation?

[river zealot]

fluff

[naive bison]

bro @stone blade im having more trouble with the winged enemies

than blade wolf

i don't have the aerial kick yet

they just chip dmg me

[stone blade]

was more or less the same for me before the sai

Luckily theres not that many areal enemies before monsoon

but there are some

[naive bison]

ok did it

[stone blade]

you have to time it correctly

where they dont shoot

jump and slice

rinse repeat

same with the stupid helicopters if youre gonna do the optional fight

[green schooner]

@stone blade E de si, jebo te lesi u najlon kesi. Da se zapitas gde si, kad te neko pita "E de si?"

[naive bison]

nah idc about optional fights honestly

boring as hell

[stone blade]

no S rank for u

[naive bison]

wym

[naive bison]

what does this mean

[stone blade]

nothing

continue to mistral

dw about it

[pastel quartz]

gyatt

[naive bison]

Kevin said the synthetic muscle fibers pack the power of a jackhammer into every limb

imagine how that shit shakes

maximum recoil

[pastel quartz]

he can show his metal till it got my gear rising for revengance

[naive bison]

actually kys

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _pc98_1

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Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

lol

[high meteor]

what does this command even do?

[pastel quartz]

i chose to be a tree for haloween

[high meteor]

just let you download people's pfps?

[pastel quartz]

show pfp with downloads for various file types

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aUIUhhuIbs

[high meteor]

huh

neat

[inland jackal]

hi brid brian

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to birbbraim

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[naive bison]

btw @stone blade small tip

do you know the slash dash thingy

i think you press Z for it

you can use it to keep your combo going

so if you left off on lmb x3 and press z, your next lmb will be x4

[tidal trellis]

Bleh

[high meteor]

bleh indeed

hi flop

[high wing]

why does it have a mouth

[inland jackal]

hi twink

[high wing]

ruined

[tidal trellis]

MAN COME ON

[high meteor]

lore that i cannot discuss for the mods will slaughter me

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933119533366009926.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Flight_Sad

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[pastel quartz]

to talk dummy

how else

[summer flame]

hmmm I wonder where I've seen this character before....

[stone blade]

ok?

[coarse bear]

Birb

[stone blade]

I need to stop spamming inputs like crazy

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

I just mash the mouse like 50 times

[tidal trellis]

stop button mashing

[stone blade]

flop shut it

stay out of it

[high meteor]

hello dry

[coarse bear]

Ello

[naive bison]

why

do you not do combos

[stone blade]

idk how

dont bully

[high meteor]

theres a menu called help that should show you all unlocked combos

[naive bison]

press esc and press help

it has the combo list

[stone blade]

I've seen it but whenever I try I can't time it

I'll try

[naive bison]

it's not rly about timing, you can just dial em in

there's buffer timings on combos

2x helicopter optional @stone blade

[final cedar]

it used to give the full resolution pfp but discord changed the way they save profile icons I think, since then it's pretty much useless

[high meteor]

discord fuckin up their app as always

[naive bison]

like you can hit keys before a move finishes and it will still go thru

[visual stirrup]

buffer

[green schooner]

hi twink

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna go insane cause of you Charon

[green schooner]

maybe you should

[tidal trellis]

no

[naive bison]

literally said it like 2 messages above

smartass

🖕

[visual stirrup]

I identify as a dumbass

don't misgender me

[naive bison]

retard either way

suck me off

[tidal trellis]

Hi dumbass

[green schooner]

i will

[visual stirrup]

charon quite literally sucking russian dick
are you serbian?

[naive bison]

no one asked you

[green schooner]

no

[narrow sorrel]

is charon the new twink?

[narrow lotus]

he is older than flop

[sage otter]

Aspiring twink

[narrow sorrel]

Christmas cake twink

[narrow lotus]

@placid sail i am prepared for tommorow

last day before 1 week off

i cant mr busy

[high wing]

stoopidass

[placid sail]

victory lap

[green schooner]

im not

flop is in his 20's

xd

[placid sail]

I've negotiated with my slave lord to have a vacation

in

[naive bison]

@stone blade bro the pipe section with mistral

[placid sail]

about a month

[naive bison]

im being gangbanged by the tripods from behind

backshots

[sage otter]

He will remember that for a full year and hold it against you as leverage

[tidal trellis]

I just TURNED 20 mr

On the 6th of this month

[stone blade]

pregnant raiden

now you can't unsee it

[placid sail]

nuh uh, the year is almost over, I have two weeks of vacation by law still

[sage otter]

[placid sail]

and I'm only using one

holding another one hostage forever

[sage otter]

I will only take 1 week for christmas so the second week gets paid

[naive bison]

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[green schooner]

your still older

[naive bison]

GET ELECTROLYTES GET ELECTROLYTES GET ELECTROLYTES GET ELECTROLYTES GET ELECTROLYTES GET ELECTROLYTES

[visual stirrup]

his still older what?

[visual stirrup]

the gatorade eucharist

[tidal trellis]

Also tell your stupid duty captain to respawn already, I want to steal his nosorog from his dead corpse

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-gif-21132942

[stone blade]

ninja running is usually an OK way of keeping them off your ass

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-plane-gif-21537430

[placid sail]

I would have done the same for new year's eve, but January is usually a dead still month in our creed anyway

[naive bison]

im alrdy past that phase

[stone blade]

ok

[naive bison]

"Raiden are you sure you need high heels?"

[stone blade]

Raiden certified twink

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/yuor-mother-your-mother-gif-21840949

[naive bison]

"Yes they are absolutely needed, how else am i gonna hold my sword?"

[livid dagger]

Raiden's Tactical Pumps are a must have

[sage otter]

More reason to work at the empty office and get paid

[placid sail]

remote babyyyyyyyyyyy

[sage otter]

Even more so

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-mum-fuck-fucked-cool-mom-gif-21629598

[sage otter]

Good work 🤝

[livid dagger]

Oh God . . . what have they done to Hunt . . . it's been infected with Dead By Daylight disease
https://shared.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3204800/ss_6c24af1a7b617ce2eb51884fad7f317d1322564d.jpg?t=1729778311

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/220301815349116928/1125288854333698078/catto.gif

[green schooner]

retardo

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _pc98_1

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[sage otter]

What is it

[sage otter]

Very twinky indeed

[primal rapids]

Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave

[stone blade]

Me

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/JMmM.gif

[gleaming grove]

Call of Duty

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-memes-gif-5320969042526362474

[visual stirrup]

femboy dinner

[final cedar]

that wedding reception is fire

[sage otter]

The closing ceremony with the fireworks was breathtaking

[final cedar]

after the 2nd round of shots the crowd was all over the place

[sage otter]

Out Of Touch Twenty-first century

[final cedar]

a real blast

[sage otter]

Kids were having a blast, running everywhere

[fathom birch]

Mama's boy, Mama's boy

[ruby minnow]

are you really hawk tuah if not spit on that thang

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/d0VX1UGXI13.gif

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[ruby minnow]

i will be back tomorrow with more philosophical sentences

gn for now

[sage otter]

Goodnight don't let the greeks bite

[naive bison]

@stone blade is this what u meant

[ruby minnow]

greeks don't bite

they want to have gey sex a lot tho for some reason

[sage otter]

Good rest don't let the greeks sex

[stone blade]

ye that

Some optional fights are retarded

in the weirdest of places

best of all

some are hidden

for whatever the fk reason

[naive bison]

@stone blade did you do all chapters on S

[stone blade]

Yes

at least so far

[naive bison]

fucking retard fuck you

wait

do i have to

[stone blade]

OK WHAT DID I DO

[naive bison]

if i wanna do an optional fight

[stone blade]

DAMN

[naive bison]

do i have to restart the whole chapter

[stone blade]

what a meanie

[naive bison]

no hit all of it

to get S at the end

[stone blade]

yes.

[naive bison]

are you sure i cant just

speedrun

and then hit S on the fight

[stone blade]

play however you like

but

[naive bison]

if i want S no hit are you sure i have to S no hit the whole chapter from the start if i replay it

[stone blade]

if you want to S an entire chapter you have to go through every battle from start to finish and getting S on every single one of them , even the hidden ones

if you skip 50% of the chapter and rush to the battle

the previous ones don't count

at all.

Collectibles such as left hands and data storage do count though those are saved seperately

[stone blade]

you have to

[naive bison]

no i meant on replay

[stone blade]

Yes.

for example

[naive bison]

im gonna blow

up

[stone blade]

if you want to S rank the entire R01 chapter

you have to S rank every fight

[deep topaz]

Inchworm gaming

[naive bison]

@stone blade did you learn that the hard way?

[stone blade]

you don't actually have to no hit btw because S rank has other requirements such as kills , zandatsu , BP and time but no damaging a fight is usually the easiest way to S rank a fight if you have the time to practice the fight

[stone blade]

I did because when I finished R-01 I missed an optional fight

the one you missed

not telling you where it is

[naive bison]

is it double backing to heli?

[stone blade]

Keep in mind xal I did this blind

no guides

[naive bison]

that's the one i skipped

i've seen 2 optional fights so far

1 is at the heli arena

1 is double heli at the ferris wheel

[stone blade]

from r00 to r07 so far I'm doing it blind with zero experience prior to playing

so I"m doing it CBT style

yes when you defeat heli , grab the hand from the offiser and unlock the gate you have to instantly go back

for some gliders or whatever

[final cedar]

first time watching the bad batch and they drop a clanka 5 minutes in lmao

[stone blade]

I think 3 of them

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bHL3u.gif

[naive bison]

yeah i wanted to do that but skipped it

cause i didn't have the jump kick

[stone blade]

emp nade

or rockets

jump , hit once , zandatsu them

cmon its ez

I mean r01 is fine

its very straight forward actually

[pastel quartz]

what size pussy you wear

[stone blade]

personally

I prefer size 10

[pastel quartz]

those fucking words have been lazer engraved into my cranium

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/37Kk.gif

[narrow lotus]

aint that slavery sheesh

teachers here have 62 days off by law

[pastel quartz]

tbf arnt ur holidays just marking papers and doing work anyways

like making tests and worksheets whatnot

[stone blade]

Yet they still look like jabba the hut

really makes you think

[narrow lotus]

nobody cares , once its holiday my phone is mute

we donut care

but yeah , some have exams , extra work etc yeah

for points or whatever

im still rookie so i dont do that shit

[pastel quartz]

Iedys holiday phone on mute and xvideos on max

[unreal gull]

wow, that's 1.19 days a week off

[placid sail]

general workers get 28 days of paid vacation here, teachers get 42-56

[pastel quartz]

In south africa you can get a holiday anytime you want just say you were striking

[stone blade]

there's a saying I like

[narrow lotus]

also i got lucky with my schedule this year , so tuesday is always day off for me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-to-the-bone-passenger-viralhog-riding-with-a-skeleton-weird-passenger-skeleton-prank-gif-21137127

[narrow lotus]

i have no classes on tuesday

[stone blade]

why do you look at me like a cross-eyed dolphin a bouy @narrow lotus

[pastel quartz]

what grade you teach @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

prep to 8th graders

this year i teach 1 prep , 1 1st grade , two 4th , 6th and 8th grade

[pastel quartz]

thats pretty good i hear the higher the grade the worse the time off

cuz the more complex syllabus or something

[narrow lotus]

well the pay is always bigger the more hours u get yeah

you can get extra hours to other schools that have no teachers

but we dont wanna go there onyl gypsies

its pain

fuck that we young

we enjoy life

[pastel quartz]

you only young once

but the backpain came 10 years ago and has not left since

Shutup nerd

[lyric horizon]

kys

Bro can delete messages

[pastel quartz]

the delete is deserved

[lyric horizon]

[pastel quartz]

whos that welder guy

[pastel quartz]

baltic something

[narrow lotus]

Always thought it's because looking at the flash will make u go blind

But it's actually the fucking sparks that can burn your eyes , not the flash iteslf thats why they have the welding mask

[sage otter]

Got flashed twice today

[pastel quartz]

[unreal gull]

it's both

[narrow lotus]

Hope she was a doinker

Where is my friend Nota

I might post a woman , i want him safe from them , he gets mad when he sees women

[sage otter]

It's both, the arc is 20 gogillion lumens, and the UV are obviously harmful

But if you get sparks well it's like dropping hot iron on styrofoam

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i mean u are right there , looking at the flash can prob ruin ur vision too

[pastel quartz]

any super bright light damages vision

[pastel quartz]

bet

[narrow lotus]

Oh my godness STALKER 2 has the AEK reload form battelfield 3

[stone blade]

I remember I was helping my grandpa weld one time and he allowed me to clear off the slack , obv little retard ivan didn't know how to do it so I got hot slack on my arm

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ak47-gun-reload-call-of-duty-gif-22730472

[stone blade]

was fun

would do it agian

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alinity-hello-hi-yo-cute-gif-24065653

[stone blade]

metro only 24/7 3000 tickets

[naive bison]

the government says welding will make you blind because they don't want you to make another killdozer

[pastel quartz]

hihihihi

[sage otter]

You didn't experience real fun until a molten iron droplet makes it above your head and then run down your neck all the way down your spine

And into your ass

[narrow lotus]

brother , when my folks were burning garbage in the backyard , i threw a bottle with the cap on knowing it would shoot like a canon

it hit me straight in the ass as i was running back

Grandpa's words cannot be replicated as it would get me banned in 4 countries

[stone blade]

if we say the shit our grandparents used to say man we'd be on a watchlist

[stone blade]

I'd see black SUVS outside my door

[lyric horizon]

Delight

Is it okay if I will post a slightly homoerotic meme involving politics a bit?

[stone blade]

Single handedly the most gey thing you've posted

[final cedar]

First time looking at the arc without eye protection will give you some nice "sand in the eyes" feeling for the next 2 days

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/12PYamDBPB.jpg

[solar obsidian]

nope, sorry

[lyric horizon]

damn

Check dms then

[narrow lotus]

Aight so real question here

Who is buying S2 on release

[lyric horizon]

me

I waited too fucking long

I am getting a preorder soon

[lost tartan]

I'll wait first and see how it plays on linux

[lyric horizon]

Since I will get a bonus + download early

[stone blade]

no one

[lyric horizon]

[stone blade]

maybe grok

[narrow lotus]

Linux

[lyric horizon]

fuck linux

[lost tartan]

no

[stone blade]

please kys

[lost tartan]

the better OS

[naive bison]

bro fuck off @stone blade

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1146166050090668082/IMG_1017.png?ex=671bf2d1&is=671aa151&hm=9e2306627342118331b83f27490fe64490a43cd0c7365e71556c4ad9ff8049cd&

[naive bison]

i keep hitting random explosive barrels in the arena

[stone blade]

ok what did I do now

[naive bison]

and taking like 1%

😭

[lost tartan]

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gif-24927537

[stone blade]

oh , been there yea

[sage otter]

Yeah both the heat and UVs will get to you

[naive bison]

you didn't warn me i can't skip fights you scumbag @naive bison

[lost tartan]

cry windoid

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

e

[stone blade]

are you crazy?

[solar obsidian]

i'd wait for reviews

[stone blade]

bro pinging himself

[stone blade]

?

[lyric horizon]

And better pc

[stone blade]

and what is that supposed to mean

for gods sake

[lost tartan]

this

[visual stirrup]

not buying unless a russian dub comes out

[solar obsidian]

[visual stirrup]

so, never

[naive bison]

you didn't say "dont skip fights" when i said "i wanna skip this"

[stone blade]

we live in 2024 iedy

[naive bison]

[lyric horizon]

The war really ruined shit, huh?

[lost tartan]

skill issue

[naive bison]

ivan i will murder you in real life

[stone blade]

buying ANY game is waste of money

[naive bison]

this is a credible threat

[stone blade]

skip what

[solar obsidian]

who could've thought

[lyric horizon]

but buying a certain singers bath water is not?

[stone blade]

what fights

[naive bison]

OPTIONAL FIGHTS

[narrow lotus]

To be fair , might just watch ppl play it in voicechat here

[stone blade]

you cannot skip anything man

[narrow lotus]

And see if i like it

[stone blade]

I told you

like 3 times

[lyric horizon]

I will surely stream

Since I am really curious about it

• I waited too damn long to not play it

[narrow lotus]

Aight , J is our guinea pig

[lyric horizon]

Ever since the first announcement

[high wing]

play what

[narrow lotus]

He will be our game journalist

[stone blade]

if you want to S rank from r01 to r07 you have to S rank every fight EVEN the optional ones , if you fail at the end of the chapter , too bad retry and waste another hour @naive bison

[narrow lotus]

Russian roulette live

[lyric horizon]

My name is Sound

[stone blade]

thats legit how it works

[narrow lotus]

That is a cringe name

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-i-am-steve-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-gif-12456415759150089908

[narrow lotus]

How the fuck can u call urself Sound

[lyric horizon]

idk

[narrow lotus]

If you are Sound then ivan is Calm

[lyric horizon]

People started calling me dat for some reason

[solar obsidian]

ill try to avoid spoilers. if i keep hearing that the game is bad, then i wont care about getting spoiled

[lyric horizon]

I make sound, idk

[stone blade]

The moment you fail to S rank a fight or miss it , and continue as normal you're not getting the S rank at the end

[lyric horizon]

Why is thelight delight?

[stone blade]

its like that on purpose

so you can't cheese it

[narrow lotus]

Stalker 2

[lyric horizon]

Tbf

I saw a lot of shit

Even a peak of the demo from...yeah

It looks really good

Like actually

Its not anomaly-like though

[unreal gull]

I'm really hoping Stalker 2 ends up being based

[lyric horizon]

Its not a hardcore shooter

It keeps the trilogy vibe

[solar obsidian]

imo, it does look good. only problem is the fluoride stare npcs that arent in cutscenes

[lyric horizon]

The only thing I dont like?

[unreal gull]

I mean does any game really have great npcs if you think about it?

[lyric horizon]

English dub on recent trailers

[lyric horizon]

Red dead 2

fight me here

[unreal gull]

okay I wouldn't know because that shit put me to sleep before I could really play it

[solar obsidian]

idk, older games seemed fine

[lyric horizon]

If you have the attention span of a goldfish then sure

play call of duty black cocks 6

Its fun

Gun go pew pew and grenade do BIG BOOM!!!

[high meteor]

wouldnt say they're super great

but yeah they good

[unreal gull]

since I play shit like Hearts of Iron IV maybe not

[lyric horizon]

Mimics are a bit off

But their activity cycle is mindblowing

[naive bison]

WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAT @stone blade

BRO NO WAY

I WAS FIGHTING THE GECKO

[stone blade]

oh what's that xal?

[lyric horizon]

[naive bison]

IT SHOT ME 1 SINGLE TIME POINT BLANK

[solar obsidian]

its too "americanized". would be way better with russiam accents

[naive bison]

AFTER WE FOUGHT MELEE FOR LIKE A MINUTE

[lyric horizon]

Ukrainian dub is really good

[naive bison]

there is 0 way to react to that

[stone blade]

that's nothing

[lyric horizon]

The us one is off

[solar obsidian]

yup

[stone blade]

well well well.....

how the tables have turned

[lyric horizon]

But some trailers had the UE one and it sounded really nice

[solar obsidian]

the us dub are like dubbed anime

[unreal gull]

I live in a rural area, I don't need cowboy sim with boring ass GTA gunfighting

[lyric horizon]

• the devs said that bandits are up to their cheeki breeki stuff

[naive bison]

i wish i had a clip

[stone blade]

@naive bison want a pro tip for gekkos?

[naive bison]

your mother

gecko on my tip

[lyric horizon]

Yet you are on a "scavange shit in a shithole simulator with tarkov guns" server

[stone blade]

HAHAH

[naive bison]

till i electrolyte

[stone blade]

bro is mad

now he knows what I went through

[naive bison]

i swear im not

[unreal gull]

yeah, the eastern bloc novelty carries it for me for the most part

[stone blade]

ye ye

YE YE

AHA

I"M SURE

[lyric horizon]

GAMMA doesnt feel like that for me

It feels westernized aswell

[stone blade]

@naive bison wait till the gekko fires a rocket at you point blank for no reason

[lyric horizon]

Best thing there is

Stalker get out of here stalker mod

Its so good

Fucking peakity peak

[stone blade]

gekkos are actually very fair enemy

grads , gliders and mastiffs are the bullshit ones

also vodomjerkas

[naive bison]

my pinky hurts

from holding CTRL

[lyric horizon]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/get-ouf-of-here-stalker-i-said-come-in-dont-stand-there

[stone blade]

same

it happened on multiple fights

I was running for like half the fight

[unreal gull]

If you put the Zone in an American city I wouldn't find it nearly as interesting

[safe verge]

@hollow fog can you do the stanky leg

[lyric horizon]

Stalker is prolly one of the most eastern european games out there

[stone blade]

S ranking the game is easy if you know what requirements you need , doing no hit on every battle possible is where the fun is @naive bison

[lyric horizon]

With shit like witcher, darkwood, etc too

Dont forget metro

My dear dear metro

[stone blade]

one splash damage from a rocket , one stray bullet , one wrong move and you have to restart

[unreal gull]

my bf keeps trying to get me to play metro

[stone blade]

dw sundownder will make you want to eat sand and snordtbleach

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/its-yummers-yummers-its-just-the-way-it-yummers-crygup-gif-16424578415551049566

[stone blade]

personally more bosses should be like bladewolf

too many gimmicks with the others

blade wolf is just one to one pure slashing and going at it

dw though xal I will attempt the challenge on revengeance once I unlock it

[naive bison]

@stone blade just speedrun very hard

get to rv

[stone blade]

no

we cbt

[final cedar]

sunburn on your cornea

[unreal gull]

I'd love to see this on one of those things where they walk around interviewing strangers asking what's wrong with it

[sage otter]

There's different degrees to it, soreness, stingy, hurtful, itchy+hurtful
You don't want to get itchy eyes

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090964709617963080/1299110103034630144/GamQ4_HaIAADVjg.png?ex=671c0210&is=671ab090&hm=cc587a493b00a356287ee3125c4a5f079771cd54f691ce99da5859d65da3e683&

[narrow sorrel]

bro about to start a serious conflict

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-im-here-obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-18535648

[stone blade]

Saving them

for next time

[stone blade]

this is some next level shit

Reminds me of a 2013 meme

[high wing]

very cute doggy

[stone blade]

why it look like that

maybe he's spanish

[high wing]

prolly italian

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow confirm?

[high wing]

https://x.com/transmeatloaf/status/1849232101650108465?t=8lko5SmpE7nQBWso8PIenQ&s=19 @sage rover

Aria (@transmeatloaf) on X

GAMBLING
#warframe #warframememes

Twitter · Oct 23, 2024, 11:31 PM

[sage otter]

It's literally Falco in the pic

[sage rover]

https://tenor.com/view/casino-oldpeople-oldpeopleonslots-slots-vegas-gif-27586086

[high wing]

Lmao

[pale ingot]

the rot

[stone blade]

anon on the line

[unreal gull]

amazon workers training bots because they can't afford to retire, 2055, colourized

[sage otter]

It's the button to ask the manager permission to go to the bathroom

[broken topaz]

more like the buttons to deny the requests

[sage otter]

The same button also send them a choice of empty bottle or diapers

[lean oak]

More like the buttons to send money to phone scammers

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/rubber-room-walk-around-crazy-gif-1049627704759305994

[sage otter]

bad ending : you told the truth to the therapist

[green schooner]

TRUE

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1233993797810126858/ssstwitter.com_1713031765077.mp4?ex=671bc307&is=671a7187&hm=c357723c4b275d525ac9fdb3c38610ce1baa8de50ed348edcae84aeb26ca1ceb&

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-omg-gif-15232931434758505236

i be tweaking to this daily

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1070090692828860516/D2AD68AF-6F2F-40F1-B2D1-CB28C34CC533.gif

[broken topaz]

you actually gotta say that you will definitely kill yourself to get involuntarily hospitalised by a therapist

I told mine that i want to die several times

never hospitalised

[unreal gull]

yeah wanting to die is pretty normal, they'd have to lock up everyone

[broken topaz]

it is not

[low atlas]

If you're homeless, or about to be, tell them you feel like killing someone

Free accomodation

[unreal gull]

if you live long enough, you'll want to not be alive at some point. it's pretty normal

[broken topaz]

nah man psych wards suck

not great accomodation

[sage otter]

Slap a cop for free housing during the next 48hours

[low atlas]

I know a few folks who've been

[broken topaz]

i've been

voluntarily

[narrow sorrel]

Therapist notes: "Just a lil silly."

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @broken topaz @inland jackal @fresh rose @pale ingot @shell venture

[broken topaz]

"You seem to be handling life alright"

he said to me

[sage otter]

Therapist notes : "Nothing ever happens"

[narrow sorrel]

Just needed a lil encouragement .
Probably also didn't want to send you to the psych ward. How do you pay for that stay anyways?

[broken topaz]

its free

:3

[stone blade]

alo cori

what is free

[broken topaz]

aloo

[narrow sorrel]

Are most of them charity-funded?

[unreal gull]

I assume they're not in America, where you have to go into debt for basic care

[stone blade]

racism is pretty free

[broken topaz]

no

[narrow lotus]

Flash Gordon busted a nut from anger when he saw the breakfast @coarse bear

[sage otter]

Many are public services

[narrow sorrel]

oh wait shid cori is german innit?

[broken topaz]

yuh

[narrow sorrel]

I forgor who were the amurricans

[stone blade]

Dont care that salad has carried generations of balkaners

• the bread dipping

OOO NAH

[sage otter]

I have a craving for vinegar now, thanks ivan

[broken topaz]

I didnt even get the grippy socks

[stone blade]

welcome

why are you white

wtf

[unreal gull]

I am in burger land, and driving yourself to the ER while bleeding on the verge of passing out is normal to avoid the ambulance bill

[narrow sorrel]

is that a worm?

[sage otter]

What kind of question is this

[stone blade]

?

[narrow sorrel]

What are you, poor? Get an Uber

[stone blade]

Why your name white

you werent white before

[narrow lotus]

What grandpa ate before going to work the field for harvest time for 8 hours

[sage otter]

I have been white my whole life

Both the novice and rookie roles are white aren't they

[narrow sorrel]

I thought the bread caught a worm lmao

[unreal gull]

I think novice is gray

[stone blade]

no youre blind

[narrow sorrel]

I knew it could be rough in the balkans but damn

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

o

bro killed 31 of these

what did you do

[narrow sorrel]

did you get to take the socks home at least?

[narrow sorrel]

despite being gripless

[stone blade]

there we go

[sage otter]

The italian promoted me to rookie on the 11/05/2024 so i've been white for months, Ivan is obviously tripping

[stone blade]

enjoy r02

[unreal gull]

mf you from the future

[sage otter]

No i'm from europe

American spotted

pregnant react him

[broken topaz]

just my own socks

[unreal gull]

how is November btw

[narrow sorrel]

you didnt get socks at all?

[stone blade]

its nearly november actually wtf

[narrow sorrel]

and had to bring your own?

[stone blade]

when

[broken topaz]

no i wore my own clothes in the ward

[sage otter]

05 is may

[narrow sorrel]

DMY format confuses the amurrican

[stone blade]

DMY is the only correct one

[narrow sorrel]

YMD format confuses the Westoid

[unreal gull]

oh, it's that format

fucking metric simps

[narrow sorrel]

we should all use ymd

[naive bison]

@stone blade i forgot

the gorilla enemy has near unavoidable chip damage

[stone blade]

we should use smd

[sage otter]

Dude uses his feet to measure distances

[stone blade]

wut?

[broken topaz]

we should all use the raw unix time stamp

[stone blade]

oh the grab

[broken topaz]

its currently 1729804461 seconds since jan 01 1970

[unreal gull]

that's why everyone in burger land is constantly horny and gooning

[naive bison]

this one @stone blade

every grab is guaranteed damage

[stone blade]

yes

avoid it

its actually one of the easiest yellow attacks to avoid

[magic tartan]

the fuck wrong with the sounds brah

[narrow sorrel]

We should go back to 里

[magic tartan]

its like halloween or something

[narrow sorrel]

the optimal unit of length

[naive bison]

ehhhhh the timing is so weirf

[sage otter]

里里里里里

[narrow lotus]

Yeah

oh shit

[stone blade]

Shieee remember 1620402174? it was LIT

[narrow lotus]

NOVEMBER

Oh my god

[stone blade]

well its 2013 game so

[magic tartan]

i broke a xbox 360 controllerinto bits because of this asshole

[stone blade]

sometimes he will grab you across the screen @naive bison

[broken topaz]

may 07 2021?

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

mastiffs are ok

on hard theyre annoying because they take 3 parries to kill

[naive bison]

it's not about the hitbox, it's about the timing

point blank they are hard to dodge

[stone blade]

oh really?

[narrow lotus]

CHOTTO MATTE

[stone blade]

Yeah there are some decisions in the game which could've been avoided

and the world would've been a better place without them

the grad is one of those

the granades which cyborgs throw is the second
and the chip damage from gliders the third

[naive bison]

@stone blade do stacked tripods count as special encounters

the one where they make like a bipedal thingy

[stone blade]

yes actually

there's an achievement for them I think

[stone blade]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

i'm not on steam

[stone blade]

the stage 3

my enemies are many
my equals are NONE

[stone blade]

gog?

[naive bison]

yes

sure

[stone blade]

aaah

понял

I getchu dw

[pale ingot]

just wait till they find out about the professional retard jobs

[naive bison]

@stone blade well thecnically it is gog

[stone blade]

hmmm

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

@stone blade damn, the part with the 3 EMP gecko thingies in the sewers was awful

machine guns, AOE chip damage EMP's

had to EMP cheese

[stone blade]

I also did it like thata

3 emps and a pole arm

and some fisting

[naive bison]

@stone blade did it with HF blade

you need to do like

[stone blade]

well you can since they get stunned

[naive bison]

dash cancelling

to spam big damage quickly

so they get stunned

[stone blade]

whoever designed the raptor

count yo mf days

[sage otter]

Clever girl

[stone blade]

?

[sage otter]

Raptor

[stone blade]

FK THAT SHIT

and fk whoever put THREE OF THEM

for raiden to fight with like zero upgrades

well nearly zero

[sage otter]

I feel we're not talking about the same raptors

[stone blade]

no.

@naive bison gj for being good , I'm not

[naive bison]

@stone blade im gonna kill myself

you know the part where you get the boss

[stone blade]

grad?

HAHAHA

[naive bison]

and there's an optional fight with like 2 vodomerkas after

5*

[stone blade]

oh

[naive bison]

not 2

[stone blade]

that

[naive bison]

you have to kill 3 mastiffs each time

to fight those

[stone blade]

yes.

[naive bison]

i got cheesed cause i was in zandatsu on second to last vodomerka

[stone blade]

that's what I was talking about earlier with the questionable checkpoints

[naive bison]

and the last one started spinning on top of me

so i insta took damage no chance

[stone blade]

not to mention camera angles

so youre not parrying shit

[naive bison]

console game

[stone blade]

exactly.

[naive bison]

HAPTFU

Spit on ancestor

[stone blade]

I spit on whoever designed the port for mgr on pc bro

its horrible

especially blade mode

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1299124638391074849/463173341_3767522803576771_6498301473558532827_n.mp4?ex=671c0f9a&is=671abe1a&hm=5a3a18f25a980b395515bc5e8c6e8db6bc9298006dd5151d13292324b490e004&

[sage otter]

[naive bison]

@stone blade ok im not doing 2 areas every single attempt

i'll end it here today

i got

hang on let me count

like 9+ hours of uni tomorrow

[stone blade]

oh nah

[stone blade]

fk that area in particular

i have ZERO clue

why they designed it like that

[naive bison]

it's just time consuming

[stone blade]

yep

[naive bison]

if it waas the vodomerka fight start i'd finish it in like 15 mins

you just gotta get lucky with their attack

[stone blade]

dw you have grad to fight at the end

[naive bison]

and the camera man's mood

[stone blade]

true

[naive bison]

at the end of the chapter?

[stone blade]

maybe

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

🤝 ?

[naive bison]

ivan are you hiding information from me again

[stone blade]

I would never

[naive bison]

i can threaten you with murder again

[potent hamlet]

I'm fucking freezing

[stone blade]

I prefer fucking women but you do you

we don't judge

@naive bison the big cancer

is the camera is locked to the directional inputs

FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

[naive bison]

you deserve it

my ass is losing blood flow

[stone blade]

it does not care what you do , it will prioritize raidens movement over your mouse

[potent hamlet]

And why is that?

[naive bison]

i have been sitting too long

[stone blade]

hideo count yo days mf

[naive bison]

idk your personal life is a mess

there's gotta be something there idk

[sage otter]

You live in chilly

[potent hamlet]

Oh

Right

[naive bison]

did he do mgr?

i thoughbt platinum did

[dreamy flax]

:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile

:clock6: 24 October 2024, 18:45 (06:45 PM)
🌎 -3.0 (America/Santiago)
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 77% humidity
🍃 S 190° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 15.85°C (60.53°F)

[naive bison]

platinum did bayonetta @stone blade

that's why raiden and sam have

[stone blade]

no idea

[naive bison]

in words of al pachino

https://tenor.com/view/al-pacino-booty-great-ass-gif-15673433

[stone blade]

it says hideo productions

so

dw youre still at the fun bits

its all downhill from there

[naive bison]

ok nah im not doing it

getting gangbanged by vodomerkas, mastiffs and the camera man

triple_penetration, cyborg, anal

all the tags

[stone blade]

AHAHAHAHAHA

bro is feeling it now

[primal rapids]

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs

[stone blade]

hes feeling the spicyness

[potent hamlet]

me throwing my children across the room because he/she touched my [insert thing]

[ocean shoal]

No. This is an inappropriate exegesis

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290

[final cedar]

Yo @stone blade hook me up with some decent metal

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1299126173661528116/lobotomy_minecraft.mp4?ex=671c1108&is=671abf88&hm=ef1f4438881cd1b73a6e8cb646064da96a90d724c8a25e001639b114b716f387&

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/PostsOfCats/status/1849379681008550347 @glad carbon

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sister-of-battle-mad-cup-gif-7124970825008737609

[deep topaz]

took two ticks off me cat today

little buggers

[tidal trellis]

I go sleep, night peoples

[deep topaz]

dont let the bed bugs bite

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-driver-keep-driving-gif-4637709296264671591

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-gif-8371804375768347256

[fresh rose]

Goodnight twink

[tidal trellis]

You, absolute dick

[fresh rose]

Daily complete

[green schooner]

gn twinky

[fading portal]

Good night masculine man

[fading portal]

New Yorker

[visual stirrup]

I was eating baked beans in Minecraft when a skeleton teenager yelled "THIS MF EATIN' BEANS!"
0/10, would not play again

[unreal gull]

well did you offer them some beans

[visual stirrup]

Wait
when did usagi leave?

[glad carbon]

@shell venture @high wing good afternoon

nap over

[high wing]

Hello

[glad carbon]

[astral grove]

im back

@steady trellis count ur days

[steady trellis]

count you are days?

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[steady trellis]

okay sugarpop

[astral grove]

i get it, state approved memes from now on

[steady trellis]

just dont be an idiot and follow the few rules we have. aint hard. everything else is chill

[high wing]

Wat

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-uh-car-garn47-cat-bounce-gif-8905658433156715392

[unreal gull]

did I miss a good meme, perhaps one that took place in September some time over 20 years ago?

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1849533822246977868?t=wLQ3o7tp4o-ViVWauK_sMA&s=19 skom reveal

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

Twitter · Oct 24, 2024, 7:30 PM

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-explode-shatter-cat-gif-10358843112865587060

[glad carbon]

omg silly