🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

or meeee

[placid sail]

(those are two options you can't give it to yourself)

[broken topaz]

id rather donate it to the ethot then

Chris Roberts has enough money

[placid sail]

real

[primal rapids]

It is vitally important for the state of Star Citizen that Chris Roberts gets a second yacht

[broken topaz]

I think the most expensive thing that you can buy rn

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-mordret's-game-trap-gif-126386136740317984

[broken topaz]

thats also in the game

is 600 dollars

The most expensive thing thats actually in the game was 950 usd

[naive bison]

Star Citizen may very well be the biggest crowdfunding scam of all time

[tidal trellis]

Would repost but can't

😭

[placid sail]

should be literally legal to rob Roberts on sight in any country

[tidal trellis]

Who you calling pinhead

[naive bison]

this guy doesn't like cats

[tidal trellis]

I'm on my phone! I can't!

It'd turn the gif into a mp4

For some stupid reason

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-roberts-star-citizen-greedy-eat-the-rich-scam-gif-17581838467937681151

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade grilled cheese

We won

[placid sail]

it turns out, he was the star sitizen all along (he fled with the fund to the Moon)

[toxic sundial]

Not a grilled cheese

[placid sail]

*microwaved cheese

[potent hamlet]

i remembered when some reddit or 4chan user was talking about how his girlfriend was 13 and he 28 and how he was talking about levels in WOW

[stone blade]

AYYYYY

I REEMMBER EATING THIS AT GRANDMAS

PEAK

[toxic sundial]

"hey guys look at this grilled cheese I made"

Posts a melt

Many such cases

[potent hamlet]

finally i see a good meal

[narrow sorrel]

The monster really completes the meal.

[placid sail]

the combination of monster and actimel is what really cracks me up

GOTTA REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

[potent hamlet]

energy and nutrients

[narrow sorrel]

are you gonna eat those usb drives iedy?

[narrow lotus]

no i will put them up my ass

[potent hamlet]

are you gonna sniff that Olynth and eat that watch too?

[narrow lotus]

why do you copy others , it doesnt have the same vibe

[potent hamlet]

copy what

[tidal trellis]

silly Iedy, you put them in ur device

u goober

[eager igloo]

Grilled cheese?

Dumb

[placid sail]

what grilled cheese ever done to you man

[eager igloo]

Its microwaved

[placid sail]

that is true

[eager igloo]

Also why are you spoojy

Spoojy

[placid sail]

because it's spoojy seadon

[potent hamlet]

spongy bobu

[primal rapids]

Are you going to dress as spooderman for Halloween

[eager igloo]

Heart attack

[placid sail]

I'm dressing as the emissary of hell instead

[placid sail]

bitch you drink and smoke

[eager igloo]

I don't have to dress for that

[eager igloo]

I somke only occasionally

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-bass-sleep-sleeping-spongebob-squarepants-gif-8858555766188680137

[eager igloo]

I cant write

[placid sail]

behold

[potent hamlet]

i am placing blocks and shit cuz im in fucking minecraft

[potent hamlet]

vato execution

[potent hamlet]

in that one

[eager igloo]

Gotta have something outta life

[tidal trellis]

spunchy bob

[potent hamlet]

my inner devil is rosechu

[eager igloo]

Tbf dying from heart attack is pretty quick

Not a bad way to go

As opposed to cancer or slowly rotting away

[primal rapids]

That's if you die from it, instead of living and suffering from a far worse fate, hospital bills

[potent hamlet]

it incredibly fucking hurts

your arms goes numb, you get scared, then your heart starts to beat a lot and suddenly its so much its unbearable

[low atlas]

the build up of thinking 'ah shit is this a heart attack?' is enough to make me not want it

[potent hamlet]

also you can feel the impending doom of dying

[tidal trellis]

idk I'll just take living forever

[eager igloo]

That's daily

Okay, maybe weekly

[low atlas]

That's on a good month, six hours is the average

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

i was 17 when i realized joking about suicide was no longer a joke

[eager igloo]

Still, would take 15 minutes of mild to severe pain over 3 months of pain so intense doctors just straight up pack you full of morphine and it doesn't help

[placid sail]

myshinka what were you getting your fucking degree for

construct an atom bomb

vaporize yourself in milliseconds

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

Smuggle me fissile material

[primal rapids]

I didn't vaporize myself because I had a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq1re_18rhU

[tidal trellis]

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-chillidog-sonic-mania-sonic-mania-adventures-gif-20321479

[placid sail]

avert your eyes twinkie boy, kafir children are joking of suicide

[low atlas]

he's seen worse

[potent hamlet]

damn, that's unfortunate

[eager igloo]

I don't know any kafir

[potent hamlet]

meow meow meow meow

[placid sail]

two brain cells in total among these two

[tidal trellis]

Wait I have?

[tidal trellis]

Also

[low atlas]

the cloud had enough suicidal jokes to make a person depressed

[tidal trellis]

Oh

That

[low atlas]

lmfao

[eager igloo]

I don't know any cloud either

Yall talk nonsense

[tidal trellis]

Idk I didn't browse too much

I only stook to one section alone lol

[eager igloo]

Stook

[low atlas]

stooketh

[tidal trellis]

I forgor spelling shut

I'm in a rush!!!

[low atlas]

staketh

[tidal trellis]

Continue ye mockery and thou skull will meet the sledgehammer of justice

[eager igloo]

Where are you rushing

Blue oyster bar?

[tidal trellis]

The what now

[torpid owl]

!flop

no longer works, i see

[narrow sorrel]

The cloud?

[plucky void]

dude has the skills, just lacks the focus

[tidal trellis]

!friday

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

There

[eager igloo]

Who knows

[narrow sorrel]

god I wish

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822538048985497600/1297939690799890483/Video_5009_www.reddit.watch.mp4?ex=6717c008&is=67166e88&hm=c1641587deb064cd98441841983a49d9789b209c2d58433344a485a65a94608a&

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247562751279235174/femboy.gif

[fresh rose]

@tidal trellis hello twink

[torpid owl]

[tidal trellis]

BUSY WHY

AAAAAAAA

[fresh rose]

didnt even see busy gif

you fucking idiot

[tidal trellis]

WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT TRASH

[fresh rose]

i was up at this message

fuck busy gif I just like seeing you type in all caps and rage

[low atlas]

it isn't rage though

[fresh rose]

trollage complete

[low atlas]

you probably occupy his dreams

[tidal trellis]

Guh

[potent hamlet]

FELIZ HASTA LA MUERTE, SIGUE ASÍ HASTA QUE ACABE

[tidal trellis]

Okay google translate

Please

[potent hamlet]

https://youtu.be/5mfDzBeeBSI?t=61

[low atlas]

weren't you in a rush?

[sage otter]

Hi chat, hi twinks

[tidal trellis]

I no longer am

I got additional information so I no longer am

[eager igloo]

He got to the bar

[low atlas]

no representation for tail people

[potent hamlet]

Its just the Chainsaw Man opening sang as Sala

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/437847421746282497/1063113300096864317/bottom_1_1.gif

[potent hamlet]

salsa

[low atlas]

[tidal trellis]

CORI NO

[broken topaz]

:3 :3

[sage otter]

sorry sand monkey

[broken topaz]

A power bottom at rock bottom

😔

[low atlas]

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-wuh-guh-guh-wuh-buh-gif-4736363263471474786

[placid sail]

okay I pull up

[tidal trellis]

exactly

you and me, we on the same wavelength

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-he-pull-up-capybaras-car-meme-gif-25675731

[sage otter]

We all know you can't lift that hammer off the ground

we're safe

[primal rapids]

Ugh, I don't wanna work today. Why do I have to be a productive member of society.

[fresh rose]

flop lifting a sledgehammer is going to be equal to that 1 person on 4chan who typed that 1 speech bubble about being unable to lift a fucking milk jug

[tidal trellis]

I totally could

[sage otter]

You don't have to, be like Diogene

[potent hamlet]

llenémoslo de suerte, sigue así hasta que acabe
un más allá solo para que quien obra bien, nooo me recibirá
te amo, búrlate, róbame, y sonríeme, nena

[low atlas]

Stub your toe really hard and call it a day off

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/content-pas-gif-24027436

[eager igloo]

If you drink enough alcohol they'll let you go home early

[placid sail]

you mean this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1273226764541235233/speechmemified_flop2.png.gif

[tidal trellis]

fuck SAAKE

why

[fresh rose]

I MEAN THAT

[sage otter]

Flop trying to lifft the sledgehammer of justice

[fresh rose]

I MEAN EXACTLY THAT BUSY

[torpid owl]

[tidal trellis]

You lost me

lets run that back

[torpid owl]

these images sussy

[placid sail]

I'm just being helpful man

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1273226764541235233/speechmemified_flop2.png.gif?ex=67177e54&is=67162cd4&hm=9e5208901e31e7b4df68c9c83e0fa031826fcb73541427e95541886f35206dc1&

[low atlas]

first time being here?

[tidal trellis]

busy FAKED these okay

[fresh rose]

I appreciate your help mr russian man

[tidal trellis]

don't listen to him

[low atlas]

this is the norm for only flop

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: **Spanish; Castilian** *(español, castellano)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Let's fill it with luck, keep it up until the end of an afterlife just so that whoever does good, nooo will receive me I love you, make fun of me, steal from me, and smile at me, babe

[low atlas]

they never were proof flop

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/work-out-excercise-spongebob-crossfit-zumba-gif-13093532

me fr

[torpid owl]

first time to flop's slanders, yes

[low atlas]

enjoy it before it gets stale

[tidal trellis]

no pain no gain

[sage otter]

It's not slandering we're objectively right

[tidal trellis]

its slander

[low atlas]

it'll get stale in about a day maybe

[tidal trellis]

[storm stream]

Who is Floper slendering this time?

[potent hamlet]

Español

[tidal trellis]

eventually

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-zesty-men-gay-men-gay-men-dancing-gay-man-gif-11617827811409501948

CASTELLANO

[low atlas]

I gave you the recipe to stop it but ya didn't listen

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354

[tidal trellis]

Translate!!!

[potent hamlet]

CASTELLANO IS LITERALLY THE LENGUAGE OF SPANISH OF CASTILLA, SPAIN

[tidal trellis]

oh

[potent hamlet]

CASTELLANO COMES BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT WAY OF TALKING THAN THE REST OF SPAIN

[inland jackal]

Moldova getting in eu before serbia

eu sucks anyways

[placid sail]

[fresh rose]

eh who gives a shit

[potent hamlet]

Also its curious because hispanic spanish is from Andalucía, castilla and other places close to that, so it makes sense why people talk differently in latinoamérica

[fresh rose]

dont need to be a part of the EU to have a good economy

we living decent anyways

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/emeu-banana-animal-emu-gif-24020349

I'm gonna strangle u

[fresh rose]

where do you live

[potent hamlet]

i remember a movie where they made fun of Moldova because they appear with like 1.6 bucks and they can stay at a 5 starts hotel

[fresh rose]

[tidal trellis]

mood.

[fresh rose]

fucking economy in this economy but you live in the US

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-weightlifter-strong-yelling-throw-gif-5427467

[potent hamlet]

time to drink some laudanum

[tidal trellis]

that only helps with

health

not sanity

sanity potion is level editor only

[placid sail]

EuroTrip

[eager igloo]

Just finished training

[fresh rose]

here in Serbia

you can buy a apartment under your own name for around 80k euro

and its pretty nice

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-cry-of-freedom-gif-27187264

[fresh rose]

now you just have to work for said 80k

[potent hamlet]

that one

thanks

[fresh rose]

80k is like top of the line

[potent hamlet]

no, laudanum was for everything

[minor cypress]

Apply more "it is what it is" then train until brain ceases worrying

Then go have a nice steak

Free dopamine hack

[tidal trellis]

these claims are not factual

if it did, hardmode wouldn't be that bad esp in the early game

[lapis zinc]

55 gallon drum of fun

[potent hamlet]

you not being a twink is not factual

https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-twink-gif-20315953

[tidal trellis]

WHY WOULD U DO THAT

BRUH

we was talking AMNESIA

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242408245935472690/1297937399103356968/444BB2A3-D13C-4FCF-B402-D6E2B619784D_1.mov?ex=6717bde6&is=67166c66&hm=2bf12c291d48daf44de00601adf4d7661997200dcb56ea7898212c2ea2e9a4bb&

[tidal trellis]

(speaking of, I need to finish playing it before october is over)

[fresh rose]

wonderfully done

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-kel-smile-gif-23252847

[minor cypress]

Yeah because you forgot your daily routine

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808958498171650058/870939936034025482/tenor-81.gif

[minor cypress]

Smite them

[minor cypress]

I say as you post an omori gif

Its hopeless

Joever

[tidal trellis]

its a good game!

[stone blade]

Boy math is taking your breaks later during a shift so you have less time until end of shift

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-turron-basil-basil-omori-suicidal-tendencies-gif-25732912

[warped crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130669783847796878/1297711898858360852/VID_20241020_182834_835.mp4?ex=671794a3&is=67164323&hm=7368042f10bd5a7dc1da838bec73e746fed775e66fa83134d09dbd18d676d3ca&

[stone blade]

Same

[storm stream]

Ivan

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808958498171650058/882204538797441054/omori-aubrey-5.gif

[fresh rose]

@tidal trellis

https://tenor.com/view/john-wayne-cantswim-kid-cant-swim-gif-5320611

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/burgers-on-my-mind-omori-omori-burgers-omori-murder-on-my-mind-gif-22080776

ak47 mac11 glocks and 9s

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-anime-gif-22734101

Flop irl

Also flop irl:

https://tenor.com/view/pinterest-hop-on-pinterest-kaworu-nagisa-shinji-ikari-kawoshin-gif-14648629903822471723

[tidal trellis]

not you too zoro..............

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-throwing-trash-can-at-someone-gif-19450291

[tidal trellis]

ouch

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-meme-gif-2458975799692030867

[fresh rose]

Its bully flop day

right before my birthday

I love this day

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-gif-24252862

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645769931534761984/1297855242205007922/ssstwitter.com_1729447249861.mp4?ex=67177162&is=67161fe2&hm=cfb167ea9ccf6a4e7851526f55ab0b593e79e8c615337258cef8683398e428dd& ( ⚠️ might be loud, check ur volume!!!!!!!)

[minor cypress]

I try to help you, then you post omori immediately. Its getting difficult

[tidal trellis]

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/17rh306jvyFxcON5ERGuK4?si=QfgvhOxMTyuBT8mci1AffA

[tidal trellis]

you're not the man I thought u were

[stone blade]

@inland jackal

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/charger-fail-chargerfail-gif-8953553

[tidal trellis]

he tried

thats what matters

[potent hamlet]

GIPSY CAEV

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5uxjGg0KaCgDjJUnpOpRqs?si=8c2560f86fab453e @inland jackal @narrow lotus @flint jacinth @fresh rose

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[fresh rose]

I was going to the town center by street and someone was having a wedding in their backyard

[stone blade]

I'm feeling turbo folk today

[fresh rose]

and this was literally what the trubaci were playing

[stone blade]

classic

[fresh rose]

added to playlist

[stone blade]

gypsies have a wedding

everyone is summonned

songs will 12

we lost

[fresh rose]

it wasnt a gypsie it was just a dude

gypsies dont live near me

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-v1-ultrakill-gif-9289367446281230469

[fresh rose]

i didnt even see what age they were I just heard music and saw the wedding arch decoration on fence

[low atlas]

one of my friends is having a kid already

he's only 21

[potent hamlet]

one of my friends has 21 and 2 kids

[low atlas]

has 23 kids?

[potent hamlet]

and here i am, 21 and maidenless

[tidal trellis]

idk if thats a yikers moment or not

[potent hamlet]

21 years old and 2 kids

[minor cypress]

The joy of watching everyone you knew pop out too many kids knowing that wont ever be your problem lol

[low atlas]

i know, just joshin you

[prime zenith]

damn i feel the opposite

im hella late

[stone blade]

Bro

the song that just came onto my spotify

jesus

[low atlas]

never wanted to get children till I need to start worrying about my bloodline

[prime zenith]

me

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-6401003389838608981

[minor cypress]

Nah, never wanted kids to begin with. Saved money, got house instead. Get to lurk watching everyone else bitch about kids being expensive

[tidal trellis]

zoro winning

[low atlas]

I respect it, I think I want to live unrestrained for a loong time before I start considering it, I don't wanna bother juggling early adulthood hustle and dealing with fuckin children

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CajPltYKf3k?si=kvkQhBdbgE2y37yu

[minor cypress]

Just embrace uncle maxxing and spoil your siblings kids.

[naive bison]

Very silly cats

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4UZnuQKIE6lQHJjTU8OViS?si=73eaa8abc66746ac @fresh rose @inland jackal @storm stream AYYYYYYYYYYY

BUBAMARAAAAAAAAAA

[low atlas]

idk but depending on who you ask the girls in the family getting married and getting kids is technically not a part of your bloodline

Atleast according to us

Some people care about that shit, I mostly don't

good, it's a headache

[minor cypress]

I just know im too selfish and worry about doing it right to raise kids. Plus my+her family has a history of genetic issues. We got lucky and don't have em, but its too much of a risk

[low atlas]

That's a factor I have concerns for aswell, I really don't wanna bring someone on this earth without knowing well that I'll give them a good life

Somehow children bring out the worst in people, i don't know if that applies to me too or not

Rather not find out

[prime zenith]

worst & best

[minor cypress]

Exactly. It makes and breaks people

[primal rapids]

I can barely take care of myself, let alone a tiny suicidal person that will treat my words and actions as absolute fact

[minor cypress]

Plus idk if i can handle the guilt if it ends up getting my moms mental issues, or health issues

[prime zenith]

i need kids so i can make them play all halos with me

[tidal trellis]

expect the unexpected in here

simple as

[minor cypress]

I need kids to mow lawns and work the fields

[prime zenith]

🚔

[primal rapids]

The children yearn for the mines

[low atlas]

You could do literally anything perfectly, and something will go wrong and it'll irk you

[narrow lotus]

not weird at all

[prime zenith]

u took his username

[lapis zinc]

And to fetch beer to don't forget that

[prime zenith]

i had a shefy add me and complain that i took his name

[tidal trellis]

2010's called, they want their name back

[minor cypress]

Its true. So i will spend my goodwill towards just being a good uncle eventually

And this one follows the nofap cult

[low atlas]

Be like my aunts, everytime mom and dad were busy we just hung out with them instead

you get to parent without the consequence

[minor cypress]

That would break my heart. And id probably direct all the blame inwards even if it was something totally outside my control

[minor cypress]

Pretty much. "Hey, im stealing your kids to go to an arcade, go have a date night" or something

[solar obsidian]

talk to him about the scam

[broken topaz]

All the gae people be playing web fishing

:3

[naive bison]

@stone blade i just cleared the first floor on isaac and it had literally no enemies

had hella luck with chests DAMN

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tf2-gif-25212041

[naive bison]

shut up flop poster

🖕

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/emrah-ali-emrah-ali-emrah-traktor-gif-20813878

https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-8961649020872801915

bubbr kurwa

[naive bison]

@stone blade book of belial and car battery

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-memes-deep-rock-galactic-meme-m1garand-thigh-highs-gif-26106024

[naive bison]

stop twinkposting

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-gif-17757244688353830212

[naive bison]

is that an AKSU behind it

supposed to be a big deal iirc

[robust cove]

Another day another regret of opening brainfart

War, war never changes

[naive bison]

can we kill em

[robust cove]

Sure

[naive bison]

what do you not understand about no femboyposting

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/space-eng-cursed-gif-25177963

[tidal trellis]

GUH

[robust cove]

It is indeed illegal

[robust cove]

Can you do your job and shut these retards up

[tidal trellis]

Do I look like a mod to you

[naive bison]

you're a helper

start helping

[robust cove]

Woe is me, helpers literally cant do anything

Not that they would if they could

Lazy ass bums fr

[stone blade]

I hope you die by bloat

[naive bison]

what is bloat

oh him @stone blade

[tidal trellis]

Gentlemen, if you really don't like what someone is posting and its against the rules then yk

[naive bison]

nah i solo him

[tidal trellis]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1110796393368526859

[naive bison]

just stay above him

[potent hamlet]

i mean its a mag of an AKS74U

[tidal trellis]

pay this a visit???? lol

[stone blade]

bloat is a boss

[robust cove]

Lazy bum

Hobo twink

[potent hamlet]

it is?

fuck

[naive bison]

aksu uses regular AK 545 mags

[naive bison]

kill him NOW

[potent hamlet]

no?

it uses bakelite mags

[naive bison]

yes>

[stone blade]

fk bloat

[naive bison]

?

[naive bison]

what are these

[potent hamlet]

bakelite mags

[naive bison]

shut yo dumbaah up then

i would elbow drop him

[potent hamlet]

not AK 545 mags tho

[naive bison]

is it an AK mag in 5.45

around the time of the soviet-afghanistan war

[tidal trellis]

welp back I go to waiting

later suckers

[naive bison]

that's why Osama bin Laden had an AKSU on him

cause of the soviet afghan war

the AKSU was used by Spetznaz

it was a symbol

[solar obsidian]

oh no, the femboys are back

[potent hamlet]

also they were tanker and heli crew guns

[atomic crane]

Don't worry I'm here to balance them out

[tidal trellis]

my class

[potent hamlet]

and if you killed those, you were very experienced

[tidal trellis]

Falco will save us

like he did before

[solar obsidian]

will you be the new ryry this server needs, but doesn't deserve?

[potent hamlet]

Hello Delight

[atomic crane]

Too afraid of getting banned

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-afraid-arthur-morgan-red-dead-redemption-2-arthur-morgan-i'm-afraid-popsdops-gif-850640573973312845

[potent hamlet]

Ryry will always be ryry

died as a hero

[storm stream]

Need me a wife so she can scrub the dead skin off my body.
And vice versa

[low atlas]

your classes are so late man

9pm??

[tidal trellis]

yes

[solar obsidian]

go get 'em, tiger

[atomic crane]

I need a wife that'll eat the nits out of my hair

[tidal trellis]

though sometimes it happens later too, like today

at 9:45

[low atlas]

jfc man

do you have a free day??

[atomic crane]

That's like a 7/11 worker's schedule

[low atlas]

or do you just wake up and go to class

[naive bison]

amazing statistics

please keep us updated

[broken topaz]

I dunno its not super unusual in university to have classes that late

@tidal trellis

Ive had the odd class go to like 10pm

[tidal trellis]

saturday

thats it

[low atlas]

goddamn dude

how many classes do you have

[broken topaz]

What about the Lord's day?

[naive bison]

aint i pretty?

[tidal trellis]

like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3

[atomic crane]

They make you go to class on the lord's day

[prime zenith]

💩

[low atlas]

what..?

[atomic crane]

Fucked up

[low atlas]

3 classes

[prime zenith]

u look like a clicker

[low atlas]

and you fucking only have 1 day off?

[broken topaz]

Average stem course

[atomic crane]

How many credit hours

Credit hour check

[broken topaz]

Man i remember doing like the calculations on my second semester of the expected average workload in hours per week

And without any of the homework

It was like 45 hours of work per week

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[atomic crane]

Community colleges here recommend 5 classes per semester across the board regardless of difficulty, it almost made me drop out in my first semester lol

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQAow0BdzI @naive bison

[broken topaz]

Plus 4 homework submissions each week

[stone blade]

what a madman

[naive bison]

@stone blade WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

should i bust it up

[stone blade]

HAHAAHAHAHA

[broken topaz]

Shit was causing schizophrenia

Fr

[stone blade]

sucks to be you xal

[low atlas]

im so excited to start my semester with only 2 classes and work on a final year project

[stone blade]

how much hp you got

[naive bison]

@stone blade max, mf

[low atlas]

4 days off per week

[stone blade]

go for it

[low atlas]

[stone blade]

ez tripple shot

[naive bison]

LOOK AT THESE STATISTICS

AND ITEMS

@stone blade IVAAAAAAAAAAAAn

[broken topaz]

Now i do like 2 classes because i have to work so much

Just to pay rent

[prime zenith]

how vro i die like first level

[naive bison]

BRIMSTONE SINUS INFECTION JACOBS LADDER

[tidal trellis]

At most I'm given 2 days off, but even then I ofc, (as expected) use that freeday to study late into the night, saturday is like only day where I

be lazy

[atomic crane]

6 days off, procrastinate until Sunday, have panic attack on Sunday

[stone blade]

Could be better

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[naive bison]

AND CAR BATTERY

[low atlas]

damn right baayybeeee

[broken topaz]

Real

[tidal trellis]

oh my, AAAAAAAAA

[naive bison]

spoon bender and it's mega over

[broken topaz]

Start crying

Submit homework

[stone blade]

I'm gonna spoon bend my dick

[broken topaz]

Repeat next week

[low atlas]

'im never doing that again'

does it again the next week

[broken topaz]

I remember fucking up my first semester so bad i failed all exams in rhe first round

[atomic crane]

Yesterday I busted out a literature review for my final paper like a boss, thank God it was only a couple pages or I would have probably not gotten it turned in

[broken topaz]

And then took one month of Adderall and 10 hours daily studying

To repeat all courses worth of content

And then passed all exams

1 month later

Never doing that again

I lost like 10 kg that month

[low atlas]

one of my friends put a phone between his ass to an exam hall so he can go to the bathroom and check his phone

[prime zenith]

how was your brain after all that

[broken topaz]

Fine

After 2 days worth of sleep

[low atlas]

did the adderall help, i do the 10 hours thing without the adderall and i want to kill myself

[atomic crane]

Raw cheeked it or packed it into a crease in his underwear

[broken topaz]

Adderall helped

But i have adhd

So i dunn9

[atomic crane]

Imagine having an ass imprint on half of your screen

[broken topaz]

Milage may vary

[low atlas]

he wore 2 pairs of underwears, one on skin, the other one holds his phone

[naive bison]

@stone blade IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn

[atomic crane]

What a genius

[naive bison]

AND I GOT THE VIS FROM THE POKEMON ITEM

[naive bison]

[low atlas]

triple cheeked up

[naive bison]

TRIPLE CHEEKED UP ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON

[low atlas]

its funny cus that exam hall was the most lax one, everyone was tired as fuck, old, and didnt care enough

[naive bison]

HELLA DAMAGE

[broken topaz]

I remember one exam they let us use the book for the course

[low atlas]

so he tortured his ass and his phone for no reason

[broken topaz]

Because rhey knew we didn't have enough time

To actually look into the book lol

Was fucking impossible that exam

90 percent failure rate

[atomic crane]

I'm in an applied science field so I can pretty much take 2-3 days out of the week for working on assignments in a typical semester

This semester is my final project for my degree tho

[low atlas]

whatchu makin

[atomic crane]

Boring research project about software logging

[naive bison]

Mom's heart got annihilated without firing a single shot @stone blade

[broken topaz]

At this rate im gonna need another 15 semesters man

[atomic crane]

Specifically chose a boring topic so I would have lots of existing research to use

Gonna write a python script that uses scapy and assorted modules to parse PCAP log files

[low atlas]

ive been trying to get my professors to say 'okay' on a project

but every project we've pumped out is only fit for a solo

and me and my homie wanted to work on a project together

things seem dire enough for me to not care anymore and just secure myself

[atomic crane]

That's a shame

Last semester I did a group project with a stranger and grew to like it

[low atlas]

28th of october is the last day of submitting ideas

so we got about a week to stop getting aired by professors lol

[atomic crane]

Good luck finding your idea

[broken topaz]

A few semesters ago i had to two programming group projects

I almost murdered my randomly assigned partners

[atomic crane]

Mine drove me a little crazy during one of the phases

Felt like I did all the work but then she carried her weight in other phases

[broken topaz]

We had to write an interpreter for some language I forgot in haskell

[atomic crane]

Casually writes an interpreter

Me n my partner had to write a demonstration operating system

[broken topaz]

Bro didnt do shit, tried to pass of chat gpt code as his own

Never worked

[atomic crane]

That's the fucking worst lol. I used github copilot myself but I only used it for repetitive blocks of code and reviewed the code personally

[broken topaz]

I dont think any automated system can write decent haskell

Neither can i tbf

But it worked

[atomic crane]

I've never even heard of it so that's understandable

[broken topaz]

Mostly

[broken topaz]

Functional programming language

Its odd

But its actually really cool

[low atlas]

i remember in my most stressful semester we had 2 projects, one was some stupid website thing in django and the other one was making this data structure language in c++

and one of the team members was in both groups, and he spent 2 days 'making the website look pretty' instead of working on anything useful

all this with both project deadlines being in under a week

[broken topaz]

"making it look pretty"

[low atlas]

he was just changing the fucking color patterns

[stone blade]

YOOOO

[atomic crane]

What the fuck bro

[stone blade]

ENDED SHIFT EARLY

[broken topaz]

My brother in christ you will enjoy this bare ones console program

[stone blade]

I HAD POSITIVE OVERTIME HOURS

ALOOOO

THEY LET ME GO EARLY

JEBEM MU PICKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[atomic crane]

[prime zenith]

[broken topaz]

What is an interactive UI? Never met her

[low atlas]

it wasnt even that good in the end lmfao

[broken topaz]

LOL

[stone blade]

universal infection?

[low atlas]

like he spent 2 days finding out color theory and shit to apply to the website

[atomic crane]

My project was struct hell

[low atlas]

and did fuckall else

[broken topaz]

I will give you a UTI

[stone blade]

sorry , what?

[atomic crane]

That compSci undergrad was too busy learning color theory

[broken topaz]

Urinary tract infection

[stone blade]

Come again?

[broken topaz]

Peepeehole infection

[low atlas]

hes a software engineer, dont blame him

[stone blade]

and how would you do that mr cori

[broken topaz]

I can will it into existence

[green schooner]

COLOR THEORY

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047608769175101510/1154056806935572480/stare.gif

[broken topaz]

Console black and white

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945187411862880266/1099579550813405226/y.gif

[broken topaz]

Or powershell blue

Take your pick

[atomic crane]

Everyone in either group when he shows up

[broken topaz]

I once had exam solutions revealed to me in a dream

[broken topaz]

Shit was crazy

[atomic crane]

I choose custom green on black matrix-style

[low atlas]

the worst part is hes a nice guy

so i cant go full ape mode on him

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hacking-computer-screen-green-screen-computer-commands-gif-14181664

[atomic crane]

Sometimes you just gotta be that guy who rats on a [FELLOW] for the good of the world

Why should someone like that be allowed to pass

[low atlas]

dude you wouldn't even know

me and my friend call our group noah's ark

the way we saved some genuinely unsavable people

there was this girl

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/curly-mouthwashing-curly-curly-mouthwashing-picmix-mouthwashing-gif-740790745814268957

[low atlas]

didnt even know how to read 30 thousand

[atomic crane]

Oh man you're doing everyone a disservice

[low atlas]

we wrote it 30,000

[broken topaz]

Atleast for us our assignment grades werent relevant for passing

[low atlas]

she read it as 30 million

every time

[broken topaz]

So even if i carried them through ghe assignment so

They failed the exams

[low atlas]

our assignments can go up to 60%

of total grade

[broken topaz]

Exam is 100% of our grade

[potent hamlet]

no hay nadie en este lugar, vaya suerte, eh

[broken topaz]

The assignments were just your qualification to be allowed to take the exam

[potent hamlet]

por fin le puedo decir, hasta nunca a la suciedad

[narrow sorrel]

what nice teeth

[potent hamlet]

nah im too lazy to do the complete thing

[low atlas]

its not always guaranteed for your subject to have exams in my uni

some subjects are purely exams, some are both, some are only projects

[prime zenith]

[primal rapids]

I saw that, Iedy

[narrow sorrel]

IEDY I SAW WHAT YOU DELETED

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-16534979835682612734

[inland jackal]

[fathom birch]

Trăiască șefu @prime zenith

[fathom birch]

Is the life , many think the same thing

[prime zenith]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/66f7d7251cf9362138a24153/4x.gif

[inland jackal]

lets slap a random 50 gig update

[fathom birch]

Black ops 6 is like 300 giga

With warzone and multiplayer

[inland jackal]

but i literally just want dmz

[atomic crane]

new weapon skin just dropped

[frail scaffold]

Imagine having slow ass internet and still being addicted to cod

[atomic crane]

impossible

[ruby minnow]

SSD with 128 gb available AT LAUNCH

[frail scaffold]

Every update you gotta go mia for 2 weeks

[ruby minnow]

is incredible tbh

[atomic crane]

by the time you finish downloading an update, another one has come out

[frail scaffold]

Legit

[inland jackal]

hi shine

[atomic crane]

you get like 1 day to play the game lol

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[fathom birch]

40 euro in plus

[frail scaffold]

And the one day they do play it they did nothing but get their ass beat

[atomic crane]

by nicki minaj

and snoop dogg

[broken topaz]

And omelander

[atomic crane]

at least he's white

[fathom birch]

And you spend a lot of money on electricity, because you have to leave the computer on

[atomic crane]

the result of this vote will decide my opinion of brainfart

[fathom birch]

3 3

The lesson is ,Play only hentai game , it's like only 10g????

[fathom birch]

Yeah I love this game , Especially when I kill all the civilians and get saved by the army at the end like a war hero

[primal rapids]

Do you feel like a hero yet?

[prime zenith]

just have fast internet

🧑🏼‍🚀

[ruby minnow]

stop paying activision

[civic panther]

5 MINUTE UNSKIPPABLE AD FOR FUCKING PRAGER U
LEAVE ME TF ALONE

[fathom birch]

We don't live in China, Europe is poor

[ruby minnow]

follow uncle ted

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959855447966371891/1297940341608939641/Proctorgaudyexacting_11c2e9_12031751.mov?ex=6717c0a4&is=67166f24&hm=3ef35dc1980ff887725e51fed630f6455686279f45f27d1be6305b020d9a258f&

[primal rapids]

Steal your neighbor's bandwidth

[civic panther]

yt really pulling some bs and giving people a reason to use adblocker

[prime zenith]

im from evropa

[fathom birch]

Euro pa pa?

[prime zenith]

1gb free

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[fathom birch]

You live in a Rich country full of Africans and Arabs , called Sweden maybe

[prime zenith]

what was the point of saying africans and arabs

[narrow sorrel]

Hatbrott sounds delicious

[prime zenith]

are u danish

or norweian

[narrow sorrel]

or do you wear it on your head?

[fathom birch]

I'm White and ash blonde

[prime zenith]

that did not answer

[fathom birch]

Is like a quiz

[prime zenith]

ur romanian

[narrow lotus]

Boss nu mai posta controversa rasista pls ca o sa iei mute

[fathom birch]

Meama , să trăiești șefule

[fathom birch]

Nop

[narrow sorrel]

nu mai (tu) - O-Zone?

[narrow sorrel]

closet romanian (moldovan)?

[fathom birch]

The Moldovans are romanians

So , idk

[narrow sorrel]

(political) Hungarian?

[fathom birch]

I'm from hyperborea

[green schooner]

What about transnistria

[fathom birch]

Many Russian, like Crimea

[narrow sorrel]

I saw Living Ironically in Europe's afghanistan trip video and it's just him trying to indoctrinate the Taliban in trianon irredentism

[fathom birch]

Taliban???

[narrow sorrel]

derp

[fathom birch]

I never see a afgan in my life

[narrow sorrel]

It's just him telling random taliban members about trianon and how mad he is about being Hungarian in romania

[fathom birch]

I love Hungarians

But no Gypsy and Ukrainians

[stone blade]

@naive bison @sage otter

I'm fucking losing it

[narrow sorrel]

but do they love you?

[fathom birch]

Gypsies want to steal my money and phone and beat me, Ukrainians call me gypsy because I'm Romanian

[prime zenith]

i love everyone as long as they are decent human beings

[narrow sorrel]

and the hungarians?

[prime zenith]

😄

[narrow sorrel]

Ah, sorry

[stone blade]

Fk everyone no matter if they are a human being or not

[fathom birch]

So do you love u steal you're wallet

[pastel quartz]

hi

[narrow sorrel]

bro horni

[eager igloo]

Real

[slender rock]

Hold on

[eager igloo]

Our duty is to blow them to bits

[slender rock]

Do you have the monster fucker licence though

[pastel quartz]

whar bout da trees brother

[slender rock]

You can't fuck everyone if you don't

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-magnus-space-wolves-magnus-the-red-gif-22154232

[pastel quartz]

🫀

[high wing]

would

[slender rock]

There is it

[high meteor]

double my beloved

[fathom birch]

The continue?

[slender rock]

If thats related to skull girls (which I haven't played yet) sure?

[fathom birch]

Maybe hight school dxd

[prime zenith]

thats not a decent human being

[slender rock]

Nope

[fathom birch]

But is a good anime, but I hate the fan service

[narrow sorrel]

I just know there's a character called big band that can play the evangelion theme before killing you

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174446375187001384/1234003384801955860/deilqk3-0f56826f-dab1-4cc8-bf38-9be2a40f4db0.gif

[slender rock]

Yeah it should've been straight H then

[fading portal]

the only good characters are the men

because they are fucking AWSOME

[slender rock]

Mhm.. sure

[fading portal]

oh no

[slender rock]

This too

[fading portal]

its HIM

[slender rock]

Wait

[high meteor]

that aint kazuma

[slender rock]

Nop

[fading portal]

thats rance

[narrow sorrel]

gahaha

[pastel quartz]

I saw where them boobies went

banned for nudity

[fathom birch]

J Don't like this anime

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ride-to-hell-gif-23644901

[slender rock]

Imma chop you down

🪵 🪓

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-gif-8216273864367202904

[primal rapids]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DBT4uHMt-7E

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[atomic crane]

i thought that said sloppa for a sec

[fathom birch]

Wait for them to lay eggs in your ear

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PDpkU388Dc&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=vT7-MCswv7w

Banger track

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKG-YMtLts

[fathom birch]

Please don't kiss the table

[slender rock]

Nope

[high meteor]

dont listen to him keep kissing it

[atomic crane]

ooo ur a tablekisser

[narrow sorrel]

He's doing more than kiss it

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-nerd-blisk-nerd-card-titanfall2nerd-gif-27484897

[lusty stump]

WHY DOES IT NOT RECORD THE BACKGROUND NOISE

THE MUSIC IS PLAYING

[fathom birch]

I love the story of Titanfall 2

[lusty stump]

Voice messages on this platform are ass

[slender rock]

Discord have sound suppression on all the time on mobi

[lusty stump]

Pretty good noise reduction tho

[high meteor]

i wish we had gotten more

[slender rock]

Ye

It's really bad

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-A9h3eAy3k&list=RDMM&index=8

[lusty stump]

Built this brick by brick

[fathom birch]

A tip because I like/love your natural voice

[stone blade]

idk but I built my spotify recommendations to play me the most gruesome grind core and then play me lady gaga

[pastel quartz]

Im obligated to make a meme with this audio

[stone blade]

by determination , focus and sheer fucking will

[narrow lotus]

Alejandrooooooooo

[stone blade]

I bent the algorythm

[fathom birch]

I still have Spotify for poor person

[stone blade]

[lusty stump]

Go ahead man 💅

[slender rock]

Nope nevermind

Fuck this shitty

Shitshits

[prime zenith]

wow ur talking!

[stone blade]

songs so heavy they generate gravity

[fathom birch]

I'm afraid of hearing the audio, I'm always afraid that someone will put an incredible orgasm

[prime zenith]

[high wing]

shuddup

[slender rock]

Wow okay

This fucking

[fathom birch]

Ortodox Romanian voice?

[high wing]

took too long didnt listen to it

L+ratio+stop singing+furry

[stone blade]

Some tshirts designs of bands are so gruesome I'm pretty sure they would getme banned

[lusty stump]

Too long didn’t read

[fathom birch]

baaaa sa traiesti sefuleeee

[lusty stump]

How Romanian did I sound because I don’t speak a lick of Romanian

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/SSStylishHuntr/status/1847533969803530678

[lusty stump]

My gf has instructed me with funny words that’s all my knowledge

[inland jackal]

salam alejkum

[fathom birch]

you talk like a real romanian

[lusty stump]

Let’s gooooooooo

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1848261185390448965/photo/1

Rock solid (@ShitpostRock) on X

Twitter · Oct 21, 2024, 7:13 AM

[lusty stump]

Sucks to suck I guess

[high wing]

stoolger

[inland jackal]

cod is updated

damnnn

this looks hella better than previous one

[high wing]

does anyone know if theres a specific version of game pass i need to play black ops?

or can i just get regular game pass

[inland jackal]

no idea im f2p

[high wing]

stop being broke

[high meteor]

should just be normal

dont rember if there was another varient

[high wing]

theres like a premium

[high meteor]

oh right ultimate

[high wing]

ye

[inland jackal]

i refuse to pay for digital stuff

[final rose]

voba

[high meteor]

need ult to play gamepass games on pc

[high wing]

hmm seems regular should be fine

[fathom birch]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce-now/

[high wing]

no you dont

you need ultimate to play xbox console games on pc

[pastel quartz]

chat should be called mental hospifart

[high wing]

bird brain i think you need your head checked on that one

what would be the point of regular game pass

[high meteor]

i am in your head

[narrow sorrel]

as if your average astartes isnt from some medieval/hive/primal shithole world

[high wing]

thankfully you are not

[high meteor]

listen man

i only ever gotten ultimate

[high wing]

chump

[high meteor]

i dont rember what normal gavfe ya

[fathom birch]

to much 12 euro , it's like 120 candy

[high meteor]

meanie :(

[high wing]

its pretty much console games and more discounts for ultimate

[fathom birch]

soluction ,read gears of war books

[toxic sundial]

That's it

I'm sending you to Mexico

[high wing]

solution you mean?

[high meteor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1194556901397102623/sucksngl.gif

[toxic sundial]

(the town in central Missouri)

[pastel quartz]

is brazil fully booked this time of year?

[high wing]

im sending you to paris

(paris texas)

[pastel quartz]

@lusty stump

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-salute-gif-8108032990738097175

vandiver

[primal rapids]

I'm sending you to Brazil

[naive bison]

Very pepe

[lusty stump]

[pastel quartz]

where is my kekw emote

bitch

[high wing]

fuk u uruz

you stink

[lusty stump]

I’d rather you not

[high wing]

im mailing you 2 pipebombs

in minecraft

[lusty stump]

Jealous of my singing talent

[high wing]

you mean the chalkboard on nails?

[lusty stump]

Mad cause hideo kojima would repost me

[high wing]

you call that singing?

[toxic sundial]

What did uruz do

[pastel quartz]

Im going to strangle you

[high wing]

exist

[toxic sundial]

zamn..

[fathom birch]

Yeah , with you're voice , you have many GF milfs

[lusty stump]

Hunter has a weird fucked up crush on me

I don’t think it’s healthy

[high wing]

for the record he added me

against my will

[lusty stump]

I only have one and I will marry her

[high wing]

he weirdly wants me

[toxic sundial]

Start carrying pepper spray

[lusty stump]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-explosion-celebrate-modern-warfare-e3-gif-14309963