🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

nah.... im not a nerd...

[broken topaz]

SNOOZE

[flint jacinth]

i got the best advice

[broken topaz]

Play the solo ham

[flint jacinth]

dont let it rest in the corner

[broken topaz]

dont listen to this nerd

[flint jacinth]

thats all there is to learning guitar

[flint jacinth]

probably shouldnt

[pale ingot]

true and real

[flint jacinth]

i am not a musician

[pale ingot]

im not either shits a hobby

[broken topaz]

Pick the hardest most dummy fucking solo ever created

slow it down to 1%

[flint jacinth]

fuck it

[broken topaz]

and playy it

[flint jacinth]

Cliffs of dover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRn3Zlw3Rw

start with this

you can only go up from here

[broken topaz]

Ah just thinking about playing a solo

just made my wrist hurt more

ouch

[pale ingot]

gonna listen to that in a bit i ainy even got my pc on

[broken topaz]

given myself psychic damage

[flint jacinth]

temporal attacks

sending pain to the future

[pale ingot]

yk what i should learn
some of the cod black ops zombies soundtracks

that would go hard

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz stalker 2 dev livestream in 1 hour i think

[pale ingot]

whatever though ill leave that up for future me i dont feel like playing guitar yet

[river zealot]

ping me when

[broken topaz]

Im not gonna watch a whole livestream man

[flint jacinth]

lies live

[broken topaz]

for 3 minutes of juicy info

[glad carbon]

distraction from headache

[flint jacinth]

more reasons why preorder a game thats dead on arrival

twitch drops

[broken topaz]

somebody will compile all the good info into a small digestable video

or several yt shorts

[flint jacinth]

for shit you dont want or need

[glad carbon]

???

its not on twitch you dunce

[flint jacinth]

i woudlnt be surprised

hahaha

live scamming

[glad carbon]

"heh this game is gonna die because of (reason that isnt even true)"

????

are you stupid

[flint jacinth]

heres all you need

its already dead

[glad carbon]

abiotic factor update in 4 hours :3

[broken topaz]

to be honest idc much for stalker 2

for 1 simple reason

my pc will explode

[glad carbon]

@pale ingot @wide basin

[broken topaz]

if i try to run it

probably

[glad carbon]

and @placid sail

[glad carbon]

yeah if you cant run a game why care

thats fine

[broken topaz]

I can start caring again when i have new gpu

[glad carbon]

i dont get 3trees mindless hate for it

[flint jacinth]

lowering my expectations

[broken topaz]

He is preparing wisely

[flint jacinth]

maybe ill only be mildly disappointed

[glad carbon]

you hate the game for stupid reasons

[flint jacinth]

its not mindless per see, i have valid reasons

what milkin a playerbase before release?

[glad carbon]

if you said it was because they tried to launch an nft for it, that would've been fine

[flint jacinth]

digital content in a game thats not even out yet?

tacked on multiplayer in a single player survival?

[river zealot]

coop is always good

[broken topaz]

The other stalker games had a mp mode

[flint jacinth]

Coop YES

[broken topaz]

granted it sucked

[glad carbon]

yeah

[river zealot]

ah they mean multiplayer multiplayer

[glad carbon]

pvp hell

[flint jacinth]

but other than that its wasted dev time

[river zealot]

stalkets had it before

[fading shuttle]

oh i actually have recommended specs, though that doesnt mean much, recommended is minimum these days

[flint jacinth]

why waste time developing deathmatch instead of polish

noone gives a fuck

[river zealot]

yeah well they say its gonna be an update after game release

[glad carbon]

half the shit listed on the "ultimate" edition is basically nothing

[flint jacinth]

i dont mind what is given, i mind the fact that its sold like that

[glad carbon]

wow you get a costume, which is prolly gonna be an outfit that gets covered up the second you equip armor

[flint jacinth]

smells like every activision bait ever

[glad carbon]

thats just how modern games are

its literally any game from any studio

[flint jacinth]

thats why theres an abundance of good games

[fading shuttle]

that means half their dev team will be wasting time working on a multiplayer mode after release instead of fixing the certainly god awful state the game will be OR they will be working on the multiplayer before the game is released, ensuring the game will be in an even worse state

[glad carbon]

I swear even Prey did this

and the game was SO GOOD

[broken topaz]

Real

[flint jacinth]

ok i wont diss prey

[broken topaz]

I will

[storm stream]

oh so now you're not freaky. This is the line, huh?

[flint jacinth]

iits by far my favorite system shock clone

[final rose]

s2 ubishited???

[glad carbon]

i'm not german sorry

[flint jacinth]

duuuh

[broken topaz]

Haiii :3

Im German

[glad carbon]

hi

[broken topaz]

I dont draw the line there

[storm stream]

Hallo!

[final rose]

german and you dont draw a line?

fake

[storm stream]

[broken topaz]

I'll draw lines on you

[river zealot]

i assume they are not retarded and they will fix the bugs first

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[glad carbon]

sorry, large studios

[fading shuttle]

bet

[glad carbon]

what game?

[river zealot]

sdalger 2

[glad carbon]

oh right

no stalker 2 is gonna release buggy

all stalkers have been

its just a curse upon the series

[fading shuttle]

yeah, my issue is the multiplayer that will be released after will take time away from fixing the games bugs

[flint jacinth]

provided theyre not hammering it in for release

to milk day one shop

[glad carbon]

deathmatch is gonna be post launch for sure

same as the expansions or whatever they said

[tidal trellis]

the release anomaly

[glad carbon]

i think expansions are just gonna be mediocre side quests anyways

dying light 2 style

both of those dlcs were like 3 hours long and kinda mid

[flint jacinth]

wasted dev time

[glad carbon]

is it wasted dev time if it's after the game's been released?

[flint jacinth]

depends on the state on release

[pale ingot]

havent played abiotic factor in a bit

[glad carbon]

its not gonna be live service so they just need to hotfix bugs

[fading shuttle]

it is because we damn well know the games gonna be broken

so the longer it takes to fix the bugs

[glad carbon]

that can't require that much dev effort

[fading shuttle]

the worse its gonna be

[glad carbon]

tbf cyberpunk's release wasnt that good

and it was still playable

[flint jacinth]

why expand on an unfinished game is beyond me

that wasnt playable

[fading shuttle]

the game being barely playable

[flint jacinth]

unless you bumrushed story

[fading shuttle]

isnt a good thing

[flint jacinth]

game fucking sucked

[glad carbon]

the only issues i had were cars bugging out and clothes randomly clipping

solved by reloading a save from 5 seconds ago

[broken topaz]

holy shit cant believe fallout 4 mouse and kb still doesnt work if you have a controller plugged in

[glad carbon]

cyberpunk's dlc was peak

[broken topaz]

Fucking garbage

[glad carbon]

idk what you're on about

[pale ingot]

man im dead

[fading shuttle]

also remember that cyberpunks saves had a 8mb save file limit, which means if the game reached beyond that limit, your save file is corrupted

yipee

[glad carbon]

i have zero idea wtf they're gonna make as dlc for stalker 2 tho

how tf do you make dlc for stalker

are they gonna add a sin questline as dlc?

isg?

[flint jacinth]

twas a joke 😄

[fading shuttle]

stalcraft crossover

[flint jacinth]

the song is one of the most difficult intros there are

[pale ingot]

yeah that shit scares me

[flint jacinth]

its beautiful though and you can handle the bridge and prechorus

[pale ingot]

it is a pretty nice song

[pale ingot]

they turn you retarded

monolith moment

[glad carbon]

they turn you monolith and you gotta go smash the big rock to free ur mind

[solar obsidian]

simple - they cut the main story (already did this)

[glad carbon]

dude if they pull a fucking atomic heart

[solar obsidian]

the game hasnt come out yet and they are making DLC deals

[lofty sand]

Ain't that just like one section of the monolith

[flint jacinth]

thats what bothers me

[glad carbon]

"heres the main story, actually its not the main story"

[flint jacinth]

if you design a game to sell dlcs before anything is out

[pale ingot]

thats fucked up

[flint jacinth]

it means cutting content

and reselling

[solar obsidian]

they most likely will, judging by their selling bundles

[glad carbon]

"buy our dlc and you can experience the main story's ending"

[fading shuttle]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

also

[flint jacinth]

EXACTLY whats gonna happen

[glad carbon]

hiiii @solar obsidian

[fading shuttle]

jesus has his work cut out for him bro, saving a nsfw vtuber is an impossible task

[solar obsidian]

hello, @glad carbon
how are u doing?

[tidal trellis]

better be red food colouring

[solar obsidian]

jesus can save him

[placid sail]

iPhone's blood

[fading shuttle]

jesus doesnt have that level of power

[placid sail]

real ted hours

[flint jacinth]

did i meantion that the dude who wrote the orignal stalker stories

died

a while ago

[pale ingot]

damn

[lofty sand]

Suck off your professors or something you uptight swine

[tidal trellis]

press x to doubt

[fading shuttle]

stalker isnt exactly a game known for its storylines so eh

[river zealot]

sometimes i wonder if we are subscribed to the same telegram channels

[solar obsidian]

@glad carbon @flint jacinth @pale ingot

[river zealot]

i swear

[solar obsidian]

stonks

[flint jacinth]

i feel its the rockstar dilemma, houser and the other guy carrying the franchise cause of their vision

[tidal trellis]

this just stupid

[lofty sand]

I invited my friend to a discord vc and did nothing but eat in and take morphine in gamma for like 5 whole minutes

[flint jacinth]

if SEASON PASS isnt enought to tell you to fuck this game

[placid sail]

we've already established it as a fact in the past you forgetful toad

[flint jacinth]

idk what is

[solar obsidian]

continues

lmao even

[glad carbon]

are you sure that isn't just like

oh

[lofty sand]

Or? Tf you mean or?
You made the game

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

ew

ew

[fading shuttle]

me when i wake up and i gotta grind the season pass to get access to the sunrise suit

[glad carbon]

i thought it would be side missions

[solar obsidian]

nope

its literally main story

[flint jacinth]

Scamker 2

[lofty sand]

Godamn you Nitika

You infected stalker with your monetization

[ancient lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709903980439928935/1272573137258811402/image0.png?ex=66bb7797&is=66ba2617&hm=27f6c7d2b3b3e8af7ef81037fbfb7b8295fa00ea847833b43f8c67f1e426d3e1&

@solar obsidian

this one goes out to you

[lofty sand]

Is that sandy from SpongeBob with a massive futa cock?

[tidal trellis]

you are not the guy, ham

[river zealot]

gonna post a cat of my friend

[pale ingot]

you are the twink bro

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161239524412751902/1272485051686322198/IMG_20240811_210231.jpg?ex=66bb258d&is=66b9d40d&hm=49ee60f493db08799707d49ae4d0bff2d087cb910c2998c684b90ba58a2e737f&=&format=webp&width=493&height=657

[deep topaz]

cat

[fading shuttle]

hes trynna be me, but he doesnt have the same level of vtuber brainrot

[placid sail]

oh no, stalker 2 is proving to be a heavily monetized AAA slop, oh no, shocker, oh ah, my expectations

[tidal trellis]

essentially

there is only 1 alex

[tidal trellis]

get this shit off me bro

[fading shuttle]

how could you know, you look up any videos on it on youtube?

[ancient lynx]

the dude posted the years old page thats been unchanged since xbox announcement

[glad carbon]

@solar obsidian its gonna be like dying light 2

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[placid sail]

paid actors

[lofty sand]

What's wrong with being Bulgarian?

[glad carbon]

hiiiiii @deep topaz

[fading shuttle]

an average game that has worthless expansions, yippee

[pale ingot]

first thing wrong is that youre bulgarian...

[lofty sand]

I know a serb who's half Bulgarian

[deep topaz]

howdy

[lofty sand]

He's pretty cool

[tidal trellis]

I cast pakistan power: Your power will now go out at a random interval for serveral, unknown hours

[ancient lynx]

cursed entity

[tidal trellis]

can they get off my screen though

[fading shuttle]

ew, why are they mixing

[lofty sand]

....go out where?

[final cedar]

"story" is just the name they gave to the strap-on which Hip uses on Skif

[placid sail]

paypal me 50 bucks

[green schooner]

I live in a stable country so it won’t
Happen

[lofty sand]

He's nice

Nie*

[ancient lynx]

he must be twice as retarded compared to the regular bulgarians

[lofty sand]

Nice

[tidal trellis]

IQ: The Vicious Vulpes

[placid sail]

godddamit don't tell Hip is present there too

[final cedar]

oh, well fuck

[flint jacinth]

based

[tidal trellis]

I don't have 50 bucks man, I'm broke

[lofty sand]

Power

As in electricity

[fading shuttle]

"If you want the heart of chornobyl skif, you will have to take it, but you already knew that"

[lofty sand]

I didn't read that

[tidal trellis]

thats what you'd like to think

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[green schooner]

50 dollars is 50 dollars

[final cedar]

you could say she's an integral part

[lofty sand]

50 dollars is indeed 50 dollars

I want me a new ssd

[tidal trellis]

what a astitude observation, yes. Money is Money. Made out of paper

how observant

[lofty sand]

Money over morals

[placid sail]

imagine if there's a needless goofy final bossfight in stalker 2 and it's some evil dude called John Zone or something

[tidal trellis]

biggest L take I heard

[ancient lynx]

this is incorrect

[tidal trellis]

in my entire years of existing

[ancient lynx]

canadian money isn't paper

[lofty sand]

Says the Pakistani?

[fading shuttle]

"coughs up blood sKIf, you are the heart of chornobyl dies"

[tidal trellis]

and?

[ancient lynx]

flop is pakistani?

[lofty sand]

Your country has the most L takes

[tidal trellis]

bro thinks I am the country itself

[ancient lynx]

cant believe ive been making fun of bulgarians while i could have been making fun of pakistanis

[final cedar]

||Shirtless Putin|| but really weak and underwhelming

[tidal trellis]

smartest discord user

[ancient lynx]

holy shit the wasted opportunities

[lofty sand]

I know right

[tidal trellis]

how are you people only finding out now

[fading shuttle]

the main villain of stalker 2s special ability will be to inflate himself big and round

[lofty sand]

You don't seem like a bad dude though

[final cedar]

berry boy

[ancient lynx]

sorry i dont stalk your messages bro

[lofty sand]

Sorry if i was hostile earlier

[glad carbon]

dude they're gonna make a duplicate of eidelon called schmeldeon and he's gonna be some dark souls boss fight

[ancient lynx]

its like ive been confined to this hell we call brainfart

[placid sail]

you reminded me, I've been in a park recently, and there was atomic heart ost playing on speakers there

help, I'm stuck in a mediocre russian game

[tidal trellis]

I forgive you

[lofty sand]

Atomic heart was nice

And I'm tired of pretending it wasn't

[fading shuttle]

was it?

[ancient lynx]

atomic heart was alright

[placid sail]

graphics - pretty

[fading shuttle]

its a mediocre bioshock like game

[placid sail]

everything else was mid

[ancient lynx]

solid 6-7/10

[glad carbon]

guns were alright i guess

[placid sail]

story was godawful

[river zealot]

smuta

[ancient lynx]

my brother in christ bioshock is mediocre

[river zealot]

ah pinged the wrong guy

[river zealot]

smuta

[glad carbon]

i liked blowing apart robots with the ks23

[ancient lynx]

bioshock is the definition of mid

[glad carbon]

bioshock infinite is really good tho

[lofty sand]

It's a nice fps game
That's it
You have fun instead of being a nitpicking pretentious basterd just go along with the narrative

[fading shuttle]

yeah, and what means when a game is a medicore version of a mediocre game

[ancient lynx]

infinite i dont know

[fading shuttle]

its even worse

[lofty sand]

Weakest title in the series

[glad carbon]

opinion based

[ancient lynx]

atomic heart is easily equivalent to bioshock 1

which may not be a good thing

[lofty sand]

It's not that good either

It's a nice

8/10 shooter game

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1077929737466421358/720.mp4

[placid sail]

a personal gripe of my own is russian culture pretty much being stuck in endlessly regurgitating its own and western old trends over and over and over and not truly inventing anything new at all

[fading shuttle]

8/10? bruuuuuuuuuh

[lofty sand]

Not enough guns

[ancient lynx]

he said shooter game

[lofty sand]

And hey lacked on the funny parts

[ancient lynx]

not 8/10 game

[placid sail]

and guess what, the entire atomic heart is... a nostalgic soviet spin on bioshock formula and a bunch of old soviet music tracks remixed

[tidal trellis]

this is the moment, Strelok said: This is truly, the shadow of chernobyl

[lofty sand]

I want more guns and more funny @fading shuttle

[placid sail]

so it rubs me the wrong way alltogether

[lofty sand]

Maybe quests too

But it was short

[ancient lynx]

i liked atomic heart's story and gunplay

sidequests were shit

[lofty sand]

Way too short

[fading shuttle]

"skif, you have to save the zone, from the dark ones"

[ancient lynx]

and game was unfinished

[lofty sand]

It was fun

[final cedar]

and literal e-thots

like that freezer?

[ancient lynx]

game was so unfinished it was such a dumb idea to release it as is

[deep topaz]

fridge that wants to fuck

[ancient lynx]

you didnt even have a transition to the final fight of the game

[lofty sand]

Still better than cp2077

[ancient lynx]

its just a cutscene then you spawn in on a map

[fading shuttle]

no it was not

[ancient lynx]

there isn't much worse than cp2077 on release

[fading shuttle]

as the biggest cyberpunk hater in here

that is a deranged statement

[final cedar]

hot take but cp2077 was entirely playable on release and fun

[glad carbon]

^

[ancient lynx]

cope

[glad carbon]

people have bad nostalgia

[ancient lynx]

huge cope

[placid sail]

the entire punchline of a horny trading booth, if there was any, flew entirely over my head. but khaytil is down bad for that machine, so I guess there was some target audience after all

[glad carbon]

if you go back and load up a 1.0 launch version of it

it runs alright

[ancient lynx]

it was a mediocre as fuck rpg

[glad carbon]

the bugs arent that bad either

its just that it wasnt perfect

[ancient lynx]

if you didnt encounter any sure

[final cedar]

yeah like why

[glad carbon]

which is why people hated it

[ancient lynx]

a lot of people got their games bricked

their playstations bricked

[final cedar]

sure but fun still

[ancient lynx]

saves corrupted

[lofty sand]

Not a bad game
It gets a decent 7.5 out of 10
Needs more guns and funny, perhaps more in-game loot all together
Cause i barely drove
The driving was worse than a fallout new vegas mod

[glad carbon]

because they're playing that shit on ps4

thats a ps5 game

[fading shuttle]

WHO SOLD THAT GAME FROTA

[ancient lynx]

they released it on the platform

not the users fault

[glad carbon]

sony issue

[lofty sand]

Also they really oversold the in-game sex and penis options

[fading shuttle]

who sold the game and advertised that it ran perfectly fine on old gen consoles you retard

[final cedar]

also paying for a DRM free game is kinda strange innit?

[glad carbon]

the console makers

[fading shuttle]

cdpr you moron

[ancient lynx]

its alright to support people

[glad carbon]

"our consoles are still powerful"

[fading shuttle]

THAT WAS CDPR SAYING THE GAME RAN WELL

[ancient lynx]

id rather pay for drm-less games than those with drm

[fading shuttle]

it wasnt fuckin sony saying that

[glad carbon]

driving was and still is kinda bad

[lofty sand]

This hill i will die on like a stubborn mule

[glad carbon]

i think its better now though

[fading shuttle]

bro is actually doing revisionism to say that cdpr wasnt actively malicious in the way they released cyberpunk

[glad carbon]

its still got gta 5 levels

[lofty sand]

That's what I said too

Did you not read

[ancient lynx]

game went from nice looking broken rpg into alright rpg

[glad carbon]

which I guess makes sense since gta is a game based around cars

[final cedar]

no-no, I absolutely agree. I just think the concept of DRM is so embedded that the thought of people paying for DRM free content is almost alien. You'd imagine nobody would pay and just share everything

[glad carbon]

its even in the name

[lofty sand]

For a game like cp2077
With a map so big
You cannot have traversal that is that garbage

[tidal trellis]

what was DRM again?

[lofty sand]

Like I have more fun driving in far cry 4 and 2

[ancient lynx]

this is the reason why most studies on drm say that its a retarded investment

[lofty sand]

Than I did with cp2077

Shit controlled like ass

[ancient lynx]

people who pirate games wont buy them if you drm them anyways

people who buy games will buy them

[placid sail]

dedicated to ramming men

[lofty sand]

Buy far cry 4 just for the driving

[ancient lynx]

its a matter of disposable income and socioeconomics, not physical incapability

[lofty sand]

Trust me it's good

Very nice experience

[ancient lynx]

far cry 4 was alright too

[fading shuttle]

surprised flop doesnt know about it, though i suppose he is on the receiving end

[tidal trellis]

you are very funny busy 🐟

[final cedar]

FC2 had both terrible and great driving, real weird combo

[ancient lynx]

pretty mid but alright

[lofty sand]

5 is fun

[ancient lynx]

eh

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-boob-theboobing-meow-mewo-gif-24529270

[ancient lynx]

stretch

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

claims not factual

[lofty sand]

You can be Ryan Gosling

And shoot people with an mp40

[tidal trellis]

become the literally me guy

[lofty sand]

What else do you want

[ancient lynx]

this wont redeem the other 50 hours i have to spend in that game

shooting at the same 4 things

[lofty sand]

Beeg bear

[fading shuttle]

i still rember

[lofty sand]

Play the map editor

Single-handedly the most fun part of the game is out of the game

It is actually very fun

[ancient lynx]

why would i pay for fc5 bro

[naive bison]

it kind was surprising to be honest, this statement is insanely relative

[lofty sand]

Cause it's good

[ancient lynx]

no its not

[naive bison]

they gotta pay you to play it

[lofty sand]

It has redeemable qualities

[ancient lynx]

i could be playing a game that's good by default

[fading shuttle]

its still a lie by ommision

[lofty sand]

You're not playing it right then

[ancient lynx]

without having to deplete community content

[naive bison]

yeah that's how you know a game is good, when it has to fucking redeem itself

[ancient lynx]

what this dude said

[final cedar]

anyone of you play FC1?

[ancient lynx]

like why would i play that shit instead of any other game

[final cedar]

these fuckers were kinda dope

[ancient lynx]

its a B tier game at most

[lofty sand]

Play without the hud

[ancient lynx]

while i could be playing straight As

[lofty sand]

It's good

[naive bison]

what are those, i remember being afraid of fc1 when i was like 6 years old and vaguely remember it having like weird mutants

[lofty sand]

It's way more fun without the hud

Looks awesome

[ancient lynx]

where did you find this picture of me

[final cedar]

yeah. fucking trigens running fast and jumping during the later levels

[naive bison]

? you just remove shit from the game it doesn't change the fact the game is fucking BORING

[lofty sand]

I don't play with the hud

[ancient lynx]

ok we get it

[lofty sand]

Try sniping everyone from a high point with a bolt action sniper rifle

[ancient lynx]

but you aren't acknowledging any of the counterarguments

[ancient lynx]

i could do this in 50 different games

way better games at that

[lofty sand]

Your argument is
"The game is shit"

[ancient lynx]

i could do it in stalker for fucks sake

[naive bison]

how you play literally every single far cry game before it, dumbass

[lofty sand]

I dunno man
I got that game when I was 14

[naive bison]

as i said, BORING AND NOT INNOVATIVE

[lofty sand]

I just like it

[naive bison]

how old are you now?

[ancient lynx]

nolstalgia isn't an argument for defending games

[naive bison]

^

[ancient lynx]

whats how bioshock gets away with it

[glad carbon]

hiiii @naive bison

[naive bison]

shut up

[glad carbon]

how's it gooning

[naive bison]

no

[lofty sand]

It's a decent title

Not the best

[naive bison]

it really isn't

[lofty sand]

But it's not lower than a 5/10

[ancient lynx]

it isn't lower than a 5/10

[naive bison]

there we go

[glad carbon]

far cry 5 is pretty fun

[naive bison]

don't say it's GOOD

[lofty sand]

Co op

Have you played it?

[fading shuttle]

far cry 5 is decent, its not good

[glad carbon]

have you played it

its fun

[ancient lynx]

co-op is a cope out for games

[naive bison]

yep

like 20-30 hrs

[fading shuttle]

you cant judge a game by coop

[ancient lynx]

any game is fun with friends no matter how trash it is

[naive bison]

i just quit halfway

i really tried

[glad carbon]

its not far cry 3 or 4 but its still fun

[naive bison]

i got really bored of it

[lofty sand]

You never experienced a single dogfight?

[ancient lynx]

i have

i am saying its not a metric to judge a game with

[lofty sand]

Dude you missed out on the Ariel combat with people

[naive bison]

mermaid fight?

[lofty sand]

It's way more fun with an actual person

[lofty sand]

Aerial

[naive bison]

also arial combat isn't fun, jsut use a helicopter

[lofty sand]

No

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1271239876116873290/agartha.mp4?ex=66bb3b24&is=66b9e9a4&hm=11a3b427ad576b7823d99bbe28f1722461ed0469f5e9719c930878c3538b877a&

[final cedar]

wouldn't it be funny if you'd just threw puppies at each other when dogfighting in a bi-plane?

[ancient lynx]

does vulpes read the messages or what

[lofty sand]

Use the planes
It's like warthunder but fun

[ancient lynx]

bro coop is cope

any trash ass title is fun with the bros

[naive bison]

no

[naive bison]

exactly

[lofty sand]

You missed out on the fun parts of the game

[ancient lynx]

i could play any stupid ass game and have fun as long as i got a mate with it

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/1021382405937967104/unknown_-_2022-09-18T182412.872.png?ex=66bb437d&is=66b9f1fd&hm=ff16803287f4276b516fcf5a050a773a2f5754d39a4ce4d5cdd5584687d3d59b&

[naive bison]

watching Jerma and Star_ play through dogshit fucking bargain bin games was the best content on youtube when it released

[fading shuttle]

"you missed out on the fun parts because you didnt wanna scam 2 friends to play alongside you"

[lofty sand]

It

[ancient lynx]

this

[lofty sand]

Fine

[ancient lynx]

it doesnt have to be fc5

[lofty sand]

It's not fun for you guys

[naive bison]

far cry 4 is peak far cry

[lofty sand]

You guys just have different taste

[naive bison]

it was downhill from there

[ancient lynx]

fc4 was nice yeah

[naive bison]

yeah, good taste

unlike you

[lofty sand]

That is something I can agree on

[ancient lynx]

they learned their mistakes and made a polished game for once

[final cedar]

haven't done 5 or 6 but I tend to agree

[naive bison]

you eat poopoo

[ancient lynx]

it wasn't even that good but its alright

fun and polished

pagan min was a fun dude

[lofty sand]

I have good Taste in videogames

[ancient lynx]

and the story was weirdly creative and realistic

[naive bison]

name every game you currently play

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to the_vicious_vuples

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[ancient lynx]

the only real good end the game's got is if you sit the fuck down and let pagan min rule

[lofty sand]

Insurgency sandstorm

[naive bison]

i dont think it was a good story at all, every choice you make during Sabal and the woman just leads to "Kyrat becomes authoritarian"

[lofty sand]

And enlisted

[naive bison]

Amata?

[ancient lynx]

other endings were turning the place into a dictatorship, a cult or a cocaine plantation country

[naive bison]

i think

[lofty sand]

Amita

[ancient lynx]

i think you forgot the details

[fading shuttle]

oh god he likes his multiplayer military games

[lofty sand]

Not amata

[pastel quartz]

@solar obsidian kys

[fading shuttle]

red flag abound

[final cedar]

surgency could be short for surrogate pregnancy

[fading shuttle]

MODS

[lofty sand]

Played through the game a hundred times

[fading shuttle]

KILL THIS YEE YEE AS HONKEY

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-gif-24731967

[ancient lynx]

the game's moral was basically "if you give retarded people the control of a country they will fuck it up"

[tidal trellis]

Delight is cool though, why

[lofty sand]

I play insurgency offline
Ismc and zombies mode

[pastel quartz]

snitch

[ancient lynx]

and every ending not the sitting on the table for 5 mins leads to a different bad ending

[lofty sand]

There's gmod

[ancient lynx]

its a pretty good way of telling a story

[lofty sand]

Cry of fear

[naive bison]

refresh my memory then? iirc no matter what you do kyrat ends up being an authoritarian shithole, either from Amita or Sabal makes in a shithole theocracy

[ancient lynx]

no matter how much the game hypes you up to be some badass rebel you are 1 dude

[lofty sand]

Blades of agony (gzdoom mod)

Siren

Another doom mod

Entropy zero

A bunch of other half life mods too

[ancient lynx]

best ending was the pagan min ending, rest of them lead to the country being destroyed in various ways like you said

[naive bison]

yeah and there's no way to not give it to retarded people, it ultimately doesn't matter, everyone in that country is scum and can burn in my book, Pagan Min ending is the best option

[ancient lynx]

the game punished you for playing it

[lofty sand]

Undertale

[ancient lynx]

i liked that storytelling

[naive bison]

everyone in Kyrat is ontologically evil and deserve everything that is brought upon them

[ancient lynx]

real

[naive bison]

oh, so you enjoy tarkov?

[ancient lynx]

no please dont

[naive bison]

fucking poser

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-10161343654904926828

[lofty sand]

So

What do you think

[ancient lynx]

ive still not played this man

[lofty sand]

I've got more

[naive bison]

a game with FAUX CHOICES isn't a good story telling game in my opinion. IF IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, why bother making it seem like it

[lofty sand]

But i haven't been playing them a lot recently

[fading shuttle]

you cant legally play it anymore

[ancient lynx]

ngl with a game list like that you'll end up a transexual in like 5 years time

mark my words

[lofty sand]

How

[fading shuttle]

smh, mods kill xalrider

[solar obsidian]

https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

stalker 2

[lofty sand]

They're the furthest thing from woke

[naive bison]

? only undertale on that list will make you

[naive bison]

kys

[final cedar]

playing on FUBAR makes everyone a grenade factory and they just got approved for over time

[ancient lynx]

modder fate

[naive bison]

games that will trans you are like

what is that dogshit

a night in the woods?

that will trans you

celeste

[ancient lynx]

go to nexus mods sort by top mods in any game

[naive bison]

what else

[ancient lynx]

find any person that has a normal sexuality

[naive bison]

sims

[fading shuttle]

they play military games, obscure ass doom mods and undertale, trans in 5 years

betting on it

[naive bison]

factorio

[final cedar]

what that mean

[ancient lynx]

omori

[naive bison]

idk what omori means

[ancient lynx]

fuck it may be too late for me

[ancient lynx]

game

[lofty sand]

I played Hitman 2
God of war 3
Last of us 2
Bloodbourne
Dark souls 1
Injustice gods among us
Nfs rivals

There's still more

[final cedar]

will I become trans if I play a night in the woods?

[naive bison]

bloodborne will trans you

[fading shuttle]

bros really trying hard to prove his game tastes arent bad

[tidal trellis]

you have injustice on the list

that already says enough

[upper shore]

Everyone shut the fuck up and go play Half Life 2, STALKER, and the original Resident Evil 3

[final cedar]

isn't that DC mortal kombat?

[tidal trellis]

I hate injustice so much

[lofty sand]

Medal of heroes OSS
Burn out legends
Ace combat x skies of deception
Metal gear solid peace Walker

[ancient lynx]

@turbid saffron whore

fuck you

[fading shuttle]

no? why would anyone play resident evil 3 og

[ancient lynx]

@solar obsidian kill him

[fading shuttle]

shit ass boomer game

[ancient lynx]

kill that guy

[tidal trellis]

I played hl2 too many times

I can't keep destorying the citadel please

[upper shore]

mods

play mods

[tidal trellis]

I played mods

[upper shore]

play more

[tidal trellis]

and with mmod too

[upper shore]

Maplabs just dropped a new mappack

three rooms

[final cedar]

pay mods

[lofty sand]

And I did play the orginal resident evil 3
I've played postal 2
The killing floor 1 & 2
Cod world war 2 (not waw)

[tidal trellis]

only thing I can play is just GAMMA now

[ancient lynx]

i cant play anything

[fading shuttle]

world war 2

really

[stiff hinge]

The gym music goes way too hard

[solar obsidian]

what he did?

[lofty sand]

Cod waw
Modern warfare 3 (older one)

[ancient lynx]

pinged me again

because of the impostor retard

[tidal trellis]

change ur name then goofball

[turbid saffron]

I pinged the wrong oflin again

[ancient lynx]

no

[fading shuttle]

you paid for a modern cod game

[lofty sand]

Older one

[solar obsidian]

keep pinging him, king

[lofty sand]

Not the new one

[solar obsidian]

[lofty sand]

What else do I have

Yeah

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to graymeow.official

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[lofty sand]

Dying light

That's a good one

Titan fall 2

Also a good one

[fluid coyote]

play hentai furry

[tidal trellis]

what he say

[ancient lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/money-spread-funny-meme-fat-guy-gif-6815618538934121192

[lofty sand]

The finals

[fading shuttle]

modern movement shooter

[lofty sand]

It was good

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[naive bison]

fellas, how many you got

[lofty sand]

Alright it was a fun time

[ancient lynx]

pvp games are made from closeted homosexuals

[lofty sand]

Grappling hook

[naive bison]

i got 3, stalker fallout and homm

[lofty sand]

Well...i did play silent hill 2

[glad carbon]

far cry 2 is mid

[fluid coyote]

i got 3

[ancient lynx]

uh oh

[lofty sand]

It ain't

[naive bison]

they should have added hollow knight

[turbid saffron]

13 Why the fuck is STALKER in the list o,o

[glad carbon]

its outdated and doesn't play well

[naive bison]

look at this discord bruh wdym

[lofty sand]

Celeste had banger music

[ancient lynx]

couldnt you find a thinner brush alexander i can almost see the games you marked

[lofty sand]

What's wrong with playing Celeste

[fading shuttle]

ITS OVER

[ancient lynx]

gae

mods groom this child now

[lofty sand]

I didn't play it

[fading shuttle]

fuck you, i will mark them how i want

[lofty sand]

I recommend it

[naive bison]

iirc it's literally an allegory about transing

[turbid saffron]

True I forgot the Topic again... Hm I going back to pray the Death lamp see ya´s

[lofty sand]

It's just a platformer With a good music

[final cedar]

pretty much played all of these games and the only thing I transcended was my weak ass body for a more refined physique

[ancient lynx]

thats how they all fall

[naive bison]

^

when these ideas are so common in your head you don't notice them

[lofty sand]

Alright

[naive bison]

that's step 1

[lofty sand]

I got one

Lungi's mansion and l4d2

And need for Speed most wanted

[ancient lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753230312385019904/1272582209169133638/image0.jpg?ex=66bb800a&is=66ba2e8a&hm=1a4be2afadb6e070d5b54946872a732ef69a6993537931b285f9d7552f2f2295&

[lofty sand]

These cannot be trans

[naive bison]

how many you got

[fading shuttle]

luigis mansion is a trans game, simply because all nintendo games are

[lofty sand]

Godamnit Jacob

[naive bison]

i got 13

[glad carbon]

these are just shooters

[final cedar]

papers please missing

the guy wasn't even trying

[naive bison]

conservative is when you JOIN THE MILITARY AND KILL PEOPLE

[ancient lynx]

[true sedge]

ok

[lofty sand]

I have a good number of them

[glad carbon]

join the military and get friendly fired by some retarded hick with an m16

[true sedge]

bioshock
conservative

[naive bison]

i think 5 is a good rating for down the line transing

[true sedge]

you could maybe say that about 2

[naive bison]

Patt Tilman

[glad carbon]

also killzone

[sage otter]

ironically a very gae list

[naive bison]

what's wrong with killzone?

[true sedge]

metal gear lmao

[glad carbon]

does he know

[naive bison]

i rmemeber playing killzone 2 a while back on my ps3

[lofty sand]

What about gta 4 (and dlc)
Gta san Andreas
Gta vice city stories
Gta 3
Gta liberty city Stories
Gta vice city

[final cedar]

or get turned into a turkey to stop some old fart get pardoned by the president

[naive bison]

i don't remember the story much

[lofty sand]

These are good

[lofty sand]

Come on

[ancient lynx]

14

[true sedge]

the entirety of one of the psp games is hideo fawning over how cool che guevara is

[ancient lynx]

1 upped bitch

[glad carbon]

killzone is like, completely antiwar

[naive bison]

arent' the helgast just fascists or something

[true sedge]

it was the one that wasnt peace walker i think

[fading shuttle]

imma be honest vulpes, you listing every single game youve played for this long makes you look pathetic

[ancient lynx]

being conservative isn't pro war

thats a retarded take

[lofty sand]

I've played peace Walker on the psp

[naive bison]

WE ARE CONSERVING THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

[fading shuttle]

painfully insecure, hoping that the funny people in the puter think your game choices are good

[final cedar]

sure, there wouldn't need to be a war if everyone agreed to the same policies

[naive bison]

you literally post vtubers, don't ever call anyone "pathetic"

[lofty sand]

Nah

[naive bison]

pot, kettle, that whole thing

[ancient lynx]

he said he was 14 while playing fc5 dudes barely an adult yet, pretty standard

[sage otter]

I read it as "voolps" until I realised it's Vulpes cause he's a wolf furry

every single time

[fading shuttle]

irrespective of that, my statement is still true

[lofty sand]

Nah

[naive bison]

no

[final cedar]

why did furry legion man cite games for 15 minutes?

[naive bison]

transitioning has begun

[tidal trellis]

good question

[fading shuttle]

because we made fun of his game choices, said he had bad taste

[lofty sand]

It's a joke

[fading shuttle]

and so he wanted to desperately prove that he actually has good taste in games

[ancient lynx]

if i was an fbi agent id pressure vulpes into shooting up a walmart

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

..?

[lofty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/good-doctor-autistic-meltdown-i-am-a-surgeon-breakdown-gif-282677151596807177

Me rn :

[fading shuttle]

yes

[river zealot]

4

[final cedar]

that's the CIA's job

[river zealot]

why is sdalger on that tho

[ancient lynx]

dude im european those are the same

[final cedar]

fbi is federal boob inspectors

[sage otter]

To any real 3 letter agency personnel in the chat, we dissociate from this retard

[naive bison]

i have no fucking clue but look at this server

somehow stalker is a furry pipeline instead

[lofty sand]

A Walmart?

Why

[final cedar]

CIA = child indoctrination agency

[naive bison]

like that one guy who thought he'd get goth girls from Danny Phantom

[lofty sand]

I'm more of a Costco guy

More options

Less hooligans

[naive bison]

less hiding spots?

[lofty sand]

I'm not gonna shoot anyone
It's a joke in very bad taste

[naive bison]

she never had large breasts or a visible g string

[ancient lynx]

so it can be used to restrict gun ownership

[naive bison]

this is the mandarin effect

[fading shuttle]

its cantonese ok, the cantonese effect

[lofty sand]

There's no sport in it
It's pathetic

[lofty sand]

Why not hit up a government agency instead

[sage otter]

friendly fire

[naive bison]

drake made this

[lofty sand]

Why not a bank instead

[ancient lynx]

why would a cia agent pressure you into attacking an agency bureau

or a bank

[lofty sand]

"it may be the bank's money
But it's the CIA's message"

[lofty sand]

I would never go for a cheap target like helpless innocent civilians

[final cedar]

convince congress to pass more funds

[lofty sand]

How unoriginal

"shoo kids cuz I ain't man enough to handle big boy emotions and responsibilities, duh"

[lofty sand]

"why'd i move here? I guess it was the weather"

[lofty sand]

Literally the plot of gta 5 lol

[glad carbon]

i thought that was foxes

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1272588168691974226/a6ZMRwb_460swp.webp?ex=66bb8596&is=66ba3416&hm=cbd535bc729c9bd8406ede7e70ea30940cf780884a40a2960a352fb8dffe3ee6&=&format=webp&width=401&height=468

[glad carbon]

backshots

[naive bison]

i have chronic back pain

and that meme speaks to me

[glad carbon]

[sage otter]

You are correct but he looks more like a wolf

[final cedar]

stance related?

[glad carbon]

coyote maybe

since its new vegas

[sage otter]

Rabid dog since it’s a furry

[glad carbon]

coyote since its new vegas

coyotes are still canines i think

[final cedar]

vuples suggests wolf no?

nah fox

[glad carbon]

hiiii @final cedar

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tibetan-sand-fox-fox-animal-look-gif-15426370

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-24544817

they're like cat dogs

[shell venture]

vulpes mentioned

[glad carbon]

silly creature

[shell venture]

national animal baby

[naive bison]

sitting on ass all day into damaging my meniscus and not being able to work out because of that full combo

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/pEOjoWqfzNY.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fennec-fennec-fox-smug-smile-grin-gif-26029361

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/big-ears-cat-big-ears-cat-cat-with-big-ears-gif-27709709

[naive bison]

idiot animal no thoughts

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fennec-fox-silly-dork-doofus-gif-16686047939472441917

[naive bison]

furry

[fading shuttle]

oh fuck there is a furry

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVnAz.gif

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/325782644321157131/1271880633987366956/6P4G4_O1GI095KVU3C9.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-attack-jump-scare-angry-fennec-fox-gif-27507551

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/adamghik-agentjones-gif-26142196

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal-dude-postal-game-gif-11995494192297982492

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-gif-16087909747511885065

postal is a trans game

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal-dude-postal-2-dude-postal-2-gif-6577742620371986584

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-walk-city-ruined-gif-11908309215887382474

what the fuck

they made it move

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CJ7FeDJaSA

[shell venture]

still need to play redux

[upper shore]

SHOOT ME BEFORE I SHOOT YOU

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh, he said "shoot me or i will shoot you"

[final cedar]

"Law-enforcement-assisted suicide"

[final cedar]

[naive bison]

? Why tag me with this?

[upper shore]

Get tagged bitch

[final cedar]

posts clip of SBC
why tag me on the definition of this?

[naive bison]

Who asked for an explanation

[final cedar]

balls

[naive bison]

Was anyone confused by what it was?

[shell venture]

yes i was confused

[fading shuttle]

me

[shell venture]

thanks charles

[fading shuttle]

👍

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b1ffe.gif

[tidal trellis]

why

I got ptsd from 2020-2021

[final cedar]

post traumatic sugoma disorder?

[tidal trellis]

no from this dumb creature

[naive bison]

Suck me off

[shell venture]

no i won't

[naive bison]

You too

[shell venture]

salty ass bitch

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_EWsmqW2-jg?si=0xm4M49pXMNRdDpx

Man what a great state

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807817615468527646/1254968982910406726/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.mp4?ex=66bb5d31&is=66ba0bb1&hm=ca5d6527740e2c34ad11d59942dd076cf8744fa556f0b9110368846e1944ddf0&

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mirror-monday-morning-shocked-dog-funny-dog-gif-22203011

[tidal trellis]

silly creature

[lofty sand]

That's mean

[lofty sand]

It is

[lofty sand]

Hullo

[shell venture]

not you

the animal

[glad carbon]

you

[lofty sand]

Aw

I guess I'll just scurry along then

[tidal trellis]

nah

[gilded blade]

Shit man, dunno why but my anxiety was insanely high during my first day back at college

[tidal trellis]

i mean seems normal but still

you good?

[gilded blade]

I'm genuinely exhausted I feel like I got hit by a truck in my chest

Times like this I consider upping the mg on my medication

[tidal trellis]

its your first day back, I assume its expected

just try not to let it get to you and settle in over course of few days I'd say, least personally

[tidal trellis]

(or would do)

[gilded blade]

It's academic classes man, they get to me in a way my other technical classes don't

[tidal trellis]

ah

[placid sail]

hate speech

blocked

disliked

[glad carbon]

hi silly creature

[gilded blade]

I used to get yelled at by my parents for not paying attention or being good while I was homeschooled

The second someone wants me to hand write something I start freaking the fuck out

[upper shore]

YELL AT YOUR CHILDREN. NO ONE CAN LEARN WITHOUT PAIN

[tidal trellis]

guh but I'll say hi eitherway

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[tidal trellis]

thats a mood

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

I just laugh and give a fair warning that I'm a leftie

[gilded blade]

As I start shaking like I have Parkinson's

[glad carbon]

i cant write

[gilded blade]

fuck FUCK which way does the small b go? or is that a small d

[solar obsidian]

ptsd

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-dungeon-meshi-bleh-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-9708617323582582707

[placid sail]

oh wow, that bad huh

[solar obsidian]

wish we had these instead of piggeons

[placid sail]

I know how to write perfectly, it's just my writing is uninteligible

[glad carbon]

pigeons taste better