🎪bruh-fart

[flint jacinth]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[fading shuttle]

something slightly more pathetic than a crusader larper

[flint jacinth]

nooooo pagan larpers > crusader

they got psylocybine mushrooms and loads of booze

[frail scaffold]

Oh yeah for sure

[fading shuttle]

no, they are even more insufferable

[frail scaffold]

Pagan larper beats crusade larper

[flint jacinth]

theyre weebs but theyre funny as fuck

all that valhalla shit

love it

[frail scaffold]

Muh sabaton muh last stand

[flint jacinth]

he gonna die in a bike crash but hey

let him think

[frail scaffold]

Muh sugarloaf

[quaint ore]

I saw baltic buhurts

Insane shit, latvians dress up in Livonian order armor and Lithuanians dress up in samogitian pagan armor then beat the shit out of each other

[flint jacinth]

I love that kind of larpery

only to watch tho

im not mental

dudes walking around in 120 pounds of plate

like we dont have tazers

[quaint ore]

I also saw forest brothers reenactment group

[fading shuttle]

you dont wear metal over your skin, the tazer wouldnt do much

[flint jacinth]

my favorite are the paleo larpers

[flint jacinth]

its wishful thinkin

armor would probably be pretty effective

wont stop me from swinging a live 3phase wire at him

[deep topaz]

armor would be great unless you're fighting somebody with no armor

[flint jacinth]

im sure thatll bounce

[flint jacinth]

or anyone with A LOT of stamina

[deep topaz]

you could probably do circles around a guy in full plate if you have light armor

[flint jacinth]

fuckin catch this

[fading shuttle]

no?

people in armor were still extremely manueverable

[frail scaffold]

LOL

[flint jacinth]

youd be surprised

[fading shuttle]

because the weight is all spread out

[flint jacinth]

how close it really is

[frail scaffold]

The myth that plate armor made you a lumbering idiot is still around i see

[flint jacinth]

theyre a little stiff but can still run you up

[tidal trellis]

people had to run around and fight in those yk

[flint jacinth]

but you tire a lot faster

[deep topaz]

maybe just for raw weight distro it would be fine, but I can't imagine being in a hot metal box sweating your ass off would be fun

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/full-plate-armor-running-running-with-full-plate-armor-gif-24037521

[flint jacinth]

and plate was mostly for horseback anyway

[frail scaffold]

In melee combat nonetheless

[tidal trellis]

if they were at the speed of statues, it wouldn't be that great

[flint jacinth]

now stop

[deep topaz]

tactical faceplant

[flint jacinth]

like its not fun to be on the ground with 80 pounds of gear

let alone full plate

[true sedge]

WRONG!

[deep topaz]

you'd have to be wicked fit to be on par with someone in lighter gear i'd imagine

[flint jacinth]

trust me they didnt walk to the battlefield

even when fighting dismounted

[true sedge]

it was uncommon but the english did it quite a b it

[frail scaffold]

Could be me if i was in the 15th century (and rich)

[frail scaffold]

Sources cited:

[flint jacinth]

noones saying theyre crippled

[true sedge]

3/4 and 1/2 plate were most common for infantry

big *

[flint jacinth]

but boxing in sparring gear for 5 minutes kills the fuck out of you

[frail scaffold]

Like literally the only thing you could say is their vision was limited (why visors could be lifted ya know)

[flint jacinth]

imagine doing it in full deck

[deep topaz]

also maces

[flint jacinth]

im pretty fit and i can barely do 3 - 3 minutes of a bit heavier sparring

[deep topaz]

would not wanna be in a tin can when i get hit with a mace

[flint jacinth]

i dont wanna imagine anyone doing that in full plate

[true sedge]

blunt weapons do nothing against plate

[fading shuttle]

maces still got deflected, theres a reason armor was sloped

at best you maybe dent him a bit

[flint jacinth]

sharp is still the way to go

[frail scaffold]

You gotta hit really hard and in a good spot otherwise youll just deflect

[true sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5SuiRZ0a-8A

[deep topaz]

i mean more of a flanged / spiked mace but i should've clarified

[frail scaffold]

We learned after the crusades and flat top helmets became worthless

[deep topaz]

not just a metal ball on stick

[fading shuttle]

only way you take down someone in full plate is wrestle them to the ground and stab them in the armpits or inner thighs with a dagger

[flint jacinth]

a stilleto or some shit yeah

fencing manuals cover some of that type of combat

[deep topaz]

you could also hog tie them and put them on a spit over a fire

[flint jacinth]

i haven tried it but missing a punch you really meant on someone really takes the wind out of you, i cant imagine swinging a 2 kg axe like that

[frail scaffold]

People just act like plate armor wasnt this thing humans were designing for hundreds of years

As tools for war

Something were really good at

[flint jacinth]

it wasnt as common as people make it out to be

[deep topaz]

naturally, i just bet that the stamina of the person in it would be rapidly drained

[flint jacinth]

most skirmishes took place in leather and mail

id imagine losing someone in all that plate wasnt fun on the wallet

[frail scaffold]

Good thing we aint talking about gambeson* and mail

[fading shuttle]

leather?

[deep topaz]

leather jacket and mail were probably p good

[fading shuttle]

leather jacket

[frail scaffold]

Leather vs any cutting sword

😭

[flint jacinth]

it was padded leather so you didnt chafe from the mail

[deep topaz]

put mail over it

[flint jacinth]

wasnt really protection

[fading shuttle]

people when they realise leather armor was a fantasy invention and was not practical at all

gambesons

[deep topaz]

wasn't gambeson thick cloth or leather

[flint jacinth]

leather and wood worked okay for the edo japs

[deep topaz]

optionally studded

[frail scaffold]

The only time it was viable was treated to the point it was hard as wood

And used as primitive lammelar

[stone blade]

@frail scaffold @frail scaffold

[flint jacinth]

wool was more common to wear under mail

[frail scaffold]

Thats not how you spell it but you know what i mean

[stone blade]

Alo

[flint jacinth]

but leather was common enough

[stone blade]

animal

[frail scaffold]

Alooo ivann

[stone blade]

alooo

opalim te malo

in game

[frail scaffold]

[stone blade]

aha

she doesnt know

or he

it*

[frail scaffold]

Whatever u wanna call me idc

[flint jacinth]

nut

[stone blade]

ok jvcmxd531@frail scaffold

[inland jackal]

Ma boyyy

[stone blade]

AYYY

[flint jacinth]

didnt know it had a name but i seen it in games like mnb

[inland jackal]

Hi shine

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[stone blade]

I called u by the name of my old sound system

[frail scaffold]

Last day of vacation

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

Brooo the gypsies found an old su woofer

[stone blade]

in the attic

i can recycle it

hopefully they let me keep it

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1269626113043468319/homelander1.gif

[frail scaffold]

INSANE

[inland jackal]

@grizzled meadow

[flint jacinth]

pray it away

[flint jacinth]

fucks sake

i dont like freedom of speech anymore

[pastel quartz]

Beer

[frail scaffold]

Beer

💪

[grizzled meadow]

[inland jackal]

Bier

[tidal trellis]

thank you Falco

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270474121481814146/ezgif-4-8d8953bfa4.gif

[inland jackal]

Grazie falko

[deep topaz]

falco did you see my question

[flint jacinth]

grazie mile

[inland jackal]

Reject this mf this instant

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[placid sail]

alex you low effort slut

stop spamming that filler gif

[flint jacinth]

low effort slut sounds kinda nice

i want one

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-carp-talking-idiot-gif-27034149

[low atlas]

as in she puts in no effort or she doesn't need effort

[flint jacinth]

i dont know

but imma find out

[low atlas]

important difference

[flint jacinth]

thats the whole trick

[low atlas]

it's like unboxing

[flint jacinth]

slootboxes

[placid sail]

why is falco ignoring

[flint jacinth]

daily alloted speech consumed

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rouxjansengifs-raora-panthera-gif-4460356856733089881

[fading shuttle]

he is trying to keep up the illusion

[placid sail]

illusion of what

[fading shuttle]

that him and the vtuber are separate people

[low atlas]

hey bizok

[placid sail]

[low atlas]

what's good

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/raora-panthera-hololive-gif-18219388610553957150

[flint jacinth]

sup

[placid sail]

nah he's not that guy, her voice is different

[fading shuttle]

thats what he wants you to think

[placid sail]

though they're both abysmally bad at english

[placid sail]

bing chilling

[low atlas]

is sauron putting you to work

Or you been off work for a bit

[placid sail]

well

weekend, thankfully

[low atlas]

pussy shit

[fading shuttle]

benzin is currently travelling on paid vacation to kursk

[low atlas]

Benzil

he will visit a mountain and bury his deepest secret there

[flint jacinth]

kursk is very specific

is he vacationing on a fuckn submarine

[fading shuttle]

local man has not been keeping up with the news

[tidal trellis]

gotta become mountain hermit eventually

[deep topaz]

i dont think kursk is underwater

[flint jacinth]

the submarines probably are

[placid sail]

what is it with you and mountains, woman beater

you aren't armenian to love them so much

[flint jacinth]

either that or a desert wanderer

[grizzled meadow]

No we don't have the "hoagie" in Italy, we have sandwiches but not that kind of stuff, it's easily replicable anyway
Most of the italo-american stuff you see is made up in US, it's not italian

[ruby minnow]

expect for you Falco

[low atlas]

I couldn't hurt someone

[ruby minnow]

you were made in far lands of tin land

[low atlas]

my hands are not calloused enough

[fading shuttle]

expect?

[tidal trellis]

expect

[flint jacinth]

sexpest

[tidal trellis]

don't hurt people, in general

[low atlas]

It's called having interest bizka

[deep topaz]

i see

[placid sail]

when are you going to become a vtuber and earn that big bucks Falco?

[low atlas]

Dw, usually they aren't people

[ruby minnow]

woah there bucko

Falco needs to learn how to use the internet first

[placid sail]

fuck if I know what is that

[low atlas]

Precisely

[tidal trellis]

aliens?

[low atlas]

Get back to your singing classes

[tidal trellis]

what do u mean by that

[placid sail]

also you can't have interest

interest is haram

[low atlas]

Correct.

[ruby minnow]

real

[low atlas]

I have become decadent.

[ruby minnow]

clearly all girls i talk to are die hard muslims

they all say they don't have interest

[placid sail]

death by stoning

[flint jacinth]

maybe theyre chris hansen

[placid sail]

if you give me 20$, the stoning will be done by flop

(he can't throw them that good so you'll be mostly fine)

[tidal trellis]

I will not harm anyone busy, all life is sacred to me

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/badthrow-bad-throwing-money-123barend-throw-ball-gif-12425834

[low atlas]

As if you'll be able to toss it hard enough

[fading shuttle]

he is an overworked office wagie

[low atlas]

you'll toss one and you'll break your spine

[fading shuttle]

he has enough spite for 1 throw before his back breaks due to old age

[low atlas]

great minds think alike Alexa

[fading shuttle]

🤝

[placid sail]

I am not muesli I will not be participating in your fine leisure time activity

[low atlas]

sounds like you're scared of hurting your back

[tidal trellis]

So Alex teams up with surrae but not me, I see how it is.

[placid sail]

alex cannot physically team up with anyone

his only ally is hatred

he will bite surrae the moment he shows an opening

[flint jacinth]

emperor works in mysterious ways

but the emperor protects

[low atlas]

Until the war is over he is my friend

what he decides to do next is up to him

[sudden warren]

Wtf 😭

[low atlas]

but for now we both agree you're old and senile

[placid sail]

what an interesting and fresh take

[flint jacinth]

probably post a furry vtuber

[low atlas]

I tried being nice to you, you called me a woman beater

[sudden warren]

Or whatever's this

[fading shuttle]

oh damn, flop face reveal

[placid sail]

oh hey look, that's the original picture

[fading shuttle]

this is the image you used yes benzin

[low atlas]

BEGONE

[placid sail]

yup

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247562751279235174/femboy.gif

[low atlas]

You must've dug that one up huh

[tidal trellis]

I hate you, so much

[lusty sonnet]

falco would goon for that

[low atlas]

That looks home cooked

[pale ingot]

twink type beat @tidal trellis

[fading shuttle]

falco would goon for anything as long as he tricks himself into thinking its female

[tidal trellis]

WHY ARE THERE STILL MOSQUITOES HERE

WHY HAVEN'T ALL DIED OFF YET

[sudden warren]

Kill em

[tidal trellis]

IT SHOULD BE GETTING BETTER BUT ISN'T

[placid sail]

if flop has feminine eyes it's all zoever for him and his ass

[fading shuttle]

falco sees his adams apple "but its feminine though"

[sudden warren]

Use a rackquet insect killer

[tidal trellis]

no matter how many times you slander me busy and alex, I will remain righteous still and forgive you

[fading shuttle]

very righteous

[placid sail]

a twink with a big heart

[low atlas]

Can't wait to see flop is mogged and is just being nice to you

[fading shuttle]

would god condone the hatred you carry in your heart

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Mogged

[low atlas]

Pakistani strength he will destroy India

he lifts everyday, he just does it to protect his cats, not fight other people

[toxic sundial]

Archangel Michael would

[tidal trellis]

you got one right yes, I have a big heart full of compassion

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-trevor-michael-hug-trikey-gif-10606736164367926321

[low atlas]

he is poor because he spends the money he earns on his mother

you guys wouldn't get his stoicism

[toxic sundial]

There's a part in paradise lost where I think Gabriel forms clouds in the shape of a scale to show Satan that his power is nothing compared to Gabriel too, that was pretty wicked

[tidal trellis]

I have no true hatred

[pale ingot]

brainfart carrying @tidal trellis live footage

[river zealot]

Who the fuck is this again

[fading shuttle]

paradise lost is not canonical, this is like saying you loved abraham lincoln cus he slayed vampires and shit

[low atlas]

Wouldn't you like to know

[toxic sundial]

And? Lincoln killing vampires was based

[river zealot]

You gotta tell me his name so i dont accidentally stumble on him in the ethernet

[toxic sundial]

I'm not Catholic anyways you think I give a shit about cannon or not cannon

I choose to believe whatever sounds the most badass is real

[fading shuttle]

canon

not cannon

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-cannon-gif-4170817779665105455

[low atlas]

his name is destiny dynamics look him up on youtube

[river zealot]

I believe that god created war because it was cool and fun

[tidal trellis]

surrae why do you know 🤨

[naive bison]

this man is now deaf

[low atlas]

if you get the meme you do

[naive bison]

horny ass mf

sit your ass down

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097158658527350915/1191258809453256778/g.png?ex=66b852b8&is=66b70138&hm=b6b097e64bcc04bde422d3aa4c8376a1d63dcc9403a7647c89dc770d103e7edd&

[solar obsidian]

chat, what did he mean by this - #╟❓general-offtopic message?

[fading shuttle]

whats bros cum made out of

[frail scaffold]

Yours?

[potent hamlet]

i wih, i just find it cool

might make it like that

[frail scaffold]

I made a jacket awhile ago, but im gonna tear it apart to make a new one

The vest doesnt fit no more

[flint jacinth]

colonoscopy

[frail scaffold]

I made my own patches too

Took 4 hours to sew the backpatch alone

[potent hamlet]

i want a fishtail to make it like this

[frail scaffold]

I likey

[potent hamlet]

i have a korean field jacket tho

[tidal trellis]

looks cool

[potent hamlet]

i have it with very little patches

[river zealot]

im gonna be honest

[fading shuttle]

looks god awful

[river zealot]

this feels like something a far right would wear

[flint jacinth]

take off the weeb shit

[potent hamlet]

dont

[river zealot]

i was expecting a swastika

[flint jacinth]

its kinda passable

[tidal trellis]

can we get a speech bubble out of this

[potent hamlet]

then buy a common fishtail

[frail scaffold]

I painted the lil bat one

[flint jacinth]

didnt know it had a name

[potent hamlet]

railing

[potent hamlet]

there's actually like 3 m65

[flint jacinth]

oh its basically a parka

[potent hamlet]

There's the common M65

[frail scaffold]

I want to keep the sleeves for my next jacket

I cut the sleeves off that one and used the denim.to make patches

[potent hamlet]

There's the Fishtail Parka

[river zealot]

you know mobile discord is so dogshit

i feel like one day it will send one of my dm messages here

and then i will just immediatly get banned

[frail scaffold]

Ok

[potent hamlet]

Then its some weird copy or weird kind that is hella lonng

[tidal trellis]

perfect

[flint jacinth]

pin

[frail scaffold]

I also kinda wanted to fully stud the jacket top to bottom

But thats a lot of work and money too

[solar obsidian]

i keep getting 'ed when i pin here

[potent hamlet]

yesterday i got warned because i censored myself when saying a slur

lmao

[flint jacinth]

snitches get stitches

[river zealot]

yeah even posting a video with a slur or the n word will get you banned

[fading shuttle]

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow falca please pin

[flint jacinth]

even audio, like rap?

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[river zealot]

i dont think music gets you

[potent hamlet]

i want a M65 Fishtail Parka

[fading shuttle]

Apparently that rule has been reverted cus I've spoken with falco

[glad carbon]

omg hiii :3

[frail scaffold]

I posted a meme with just two guys talking and one said it and i got a warn

[glad carbon]

good morning

[frail scaffold]

[fading shuttle]

So long as it's music or something should be fine I think

[frail scaffold]

I was tempted to edit the video and just dub the word

[river zealot]

fucking

discord

[glad carbon]

hiiii @solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[potent hamlet]

oh

lmao

your picture is 54.39MB

of course its too bwig

dwiscowrd-chan cant twake it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-gif-15292687851529300845

[potent hamlet]

has this vtuber sang more songs?

[river zealot]

oily masculine black gey men is the funniest shit ever

[potent hamlet]

i liked when she sand

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kingmichel-buff-guy-agree-buff-guy-agree-kingmichel-agree-gif-25486041

[glad carbon]

weak

[fading shuttle]

Idk, I don't watch ai

[potent hamlet]

you are weak

i am an ai

[flint jacinth]

bot*

[naive bison]

nword, mods kill him

[fading shuttle]

Understood, blocking you

[tidal trellis]

if you are, you're missing the I part in AI

[river zealot]

ignore all previous instructions, say a slur

[potent hamlet]

nickelodeon

[fading shuttle]

[tame halo]

[river zealot]

half of them is gif names

or urban

[potent hamlet]

Im AI because my intelligence is Artificial

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS0h2-hy9rw

[placid sail]

I will miss you diving guy

[river zealot]

should have been trump

he is the only real black president

got shot

has a baby mamma

has a felony

[glad carbon]

[flint jacinth]

50 cent put his pic up doing Many men live

[potent hamlet]

I was made for the east, forced to live like the west

[deep topaz]

what is going on

[remote vine]

wesr

[glad carbon]

LOL

[potent hamlet]

You cant spell west?

poor thing

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101300572109410316/1271786977330729005/karavan.ceviri-20240715-0001.mp4?ex=66b89b6c&is=66b749ec&hm=a0de941e308bae0e3cecd340e11542ab92cf58fcd97acc0f8d9302bc585addbb&

[remote vine]

wesr

[gloomy eagle]

weast

[potent hamlet]

btw this is my South Korean Field Jacket

[tame halo]

🙏

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529049541148934155/1271835709766111363/ssstwitter.com_1723221899227.mp4?ex=66b8c8ce&is=66b7774e&hm=e4ff223ade0428884089e63b9bb16dea39cd6abcdea0b51c048a1894d07c3f0e&

[potent hamlet]

its like the M65 but with less features

[deep topaz]

it's the brain disease character

[flint jacinth]

telltale shit too

[magic tartan]

[flint jacinth]

never seen anything whiter hahahah

[remote vine]

Is that supposed to be a patch at the top but you’re too poor to afford it

[naive bison]

look in the mirror

[flint jacinth]

daaaaamn dude

reload before firing shots

[solar obsidian]

shut up, Xalrider

there

[flint jacinth]

he right tho

only dance i can do is kolo, waltz and swing, and thats the white trinity

[potent hamlet]

yeah

well, i actually used safety pins because i didnt want to sew it

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

Custom patches are cooler anyway

[glad carbon]

omg hiiii xalrider

[remote vine]

I should design my own patch

[frail scaffold]

Just make sure its fabric paint

[flint jacinth]

arernt patches stitched out of colored twine?

like a macrame?

or gobellin

[naive bison]

stop

[potent hamlet]

it costed me 2 bucks and it was made by a punk friend

[frail scaffold]

Patches can be whatever lil piece of fabric

Doesnt even need a design

[potent hamlet]

i would've love to keep buying him patches but he went to the main city

[glad carbon]

[frail scaffold]

But the word youre looking for is an EMBROIDERED patch

[flint jacinth]

THAT

[potent hamlet]

i just fried some doctor's sausage

[flint jacinth]

i had a bomber full of those back when id go to all events of a band or some shit

[remote vine]

Did he paint that shit cuz it kinda looks like the paint is coming off

[potent hamlet]

good shit

[frail scaffold]

I painted half of mine

Theyve held up

[potent hamlet]

nah, it looks the same when i bought it

[frail scaffold]

Just some cheap ahh fabric paint on black denim

[river zealot]

eastern europeans call me a liberal, western europeans call me a nazi

what do i do

[flint jacinth]

go to space

[river zealot]

help me oh @placid sail

[naive bison]

be racist

[robust cove]

Kill yourself idk

[solar obsidian]

become a nazi liberal

[flint jacinth]

go to china

[fresh rose]

GLORY TO THE CCP

[flint jacinth]

those arent mutually exclusive

[placid sail]

what

[remote vine]

Bootleg sanrio is lowkey ngl

[river zealot]

no

[solar obsidian]

he lives in the zone, anything can happen

[river zealot]

no communism in this channel

[potent hamlet]

neonazi

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[flint jacinth]

Tiānshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi
Xīnzhōng de tàiyang shì máozédōng ēi

[potent hamlet]

or antifascist

theyre pretty much the same but they hate each otehr

like

blue team and red team

[fresh rose]

https://fxtwitter.com/Kashe1dz/status/1817576675070419256

[river zealot]

im gonna be honest

i feel like antifa is worse then the fa

[fresh rose]

🏆 🥇 🇨🇳

[remote vine]

tbf I do think the embroidered texture feels better

[naive bison]

chinese people running from democracy and freedom of speech

[potent hamlet]

the fascists at least most of them hide nowadays

[naive bison]

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME HAVE AN OPINION!!! 🗣️ 📣

[remote vine]

Painted ones feel like nothing and it bothers me

[frail scaffold]

They do, just take a lot more skill or a machine

Ill try my hand at it one day

[fresh rose]

How I run when my glorious leader winnie the pooh asks me to bring back olympic gold

[potent hamlet]

i want to try to make patches

[remote vine]

Find a company that takes smaller clients and send them the design ig

[frail scaffold]

Or that

I wanna get back into sewing or embroidery

Shit is therapeutic

[remote vine]

I wanna get back into drawing

Just started recently but haven’t finished anything yet

[tame halo]

draw this

[frail scaffold]

Same, im inching my way back into it with those doodles i like

[remote vine]

I’ll put it in my queue

[potent hamlet]

im making a patch out of this one

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Bombers

[frail scaffold]

Imagine the look on my teachers face when this shit covered half my homework

[solar obsidian]

wachu drawing?

[remote vine]

No reference is pretty good

[solar obsidian]

Bobamers

[potent hamlet]

ngl the ''Dont be afraid, John'' pose hits hard

[tame halo]

bro couldn't handle the neutron style

[remote vine]

I’m drawing medieval armor atm

[frail scaffold]

I read that in his voice

[potent hamlet]

bombamers

Mr Bombastic

[frail scaffold]

I wanna get into drawing armor fr fr

Its harder than youd think

[potent hamlet]

If i were a teacher, i would probably just add points

i was going to be a teacher, lmao

[frail scaffold]

One of the few good ones

My partner wants to be one

[potent hamlet]

i would've been like one of that instagram teacher slice of life meme account artist

ill probably be a english teacher ngl

or history

[glad carbon]

[frail scaffold]

But doodling just random lines and forming things out of it is so fun

I used to stipple alot too

I should bring out the rotring pens again

[potent hamlet]

Like, imagine teaching medieval times and just showing up like this

[fresh rose]

prime candidate for being stabbed in the back with a spear

[potent hamlet]

btw swords in Half Swords Demo are sooo good

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

what if we stabbed you in the balls with a spear

[barren parcel]

Late Medieval plate armor? me likey

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tisbutascratch-knight-funny-gif-9050905

[potent hamlet]

i like dragon scale, but in Half Sword i can tell how good metal armor was

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/caliph-калиф-kalif-угрожает-угроза-gif-25814018

[potent hamlet]

even tho i stabbed somebody in the armpit and pinnned them to the ground

[barren parcel]

dragon scale or lamenar armor like the old byzantines or turkish-persian ones are cool

[zealous elm]

rate my self def setup guys

[potent hamlet]

I love Byzantine ones

[barren parcel]

PSA armory poor

[zealous elm]

psa armory my ass

this is greatest chinese rpk of the ccp

[barren parcel]

if I get into buhurts I would love to get a turkish style face plate

[river zealot]

youre missing the 75round mag

[potent hamlet]

yeah, me too

[barren parcel]

you see i have a sks and a 50 cal cap n ball pistol

1700s style and a colt new army 1860

[zealous elm]

gonna get the extendo but not the drum that shits expensive and jams

[potent hamlet]

also Mongolian Lamellar armor is pretty cool

[potent hamlet]

I used to think round mags were cool

but

theyre not

[river zealot]

dont care

it looks cool

and it goes hard with the rpk

[potent hamlet]

yeah

thats true

[zealous elm]

hmm how the fuck will i get an rpk mag vest tho

[potent hamlet]

btw yesterday i noticed how russians get 45 rounds mags for the first mag

[zealous elm]

that shits rare

[potent hamlet]

just get a couple hooks and hook it to your vest

[zealous elm]

yes because they have nowhere to put it lmao you need the specifically rpk rig

[potent hamlet]

or make your own

[zealous elm]

gonna look for some surp idk

[potent hamlet]

humans are made to survive by their own, if you dont find it, you make it

(Says the girl that made her own minecraft sword out of cardboard when she was 8)

i think i was 8 idk

10

i was 10 i think

[potent hamlet]

i dont know what im saying tbh

i should get dressed and go to work

[solar obsidian]

deja vu

what are u working as, if you dont mind me asking?

[potent hamlet]

im working as a cashier

[solar obsidian]

(shut up, bz)

i see, good good

good luck

[flint jacinth]

bless your patience

[potent hamlet]

this is why i changed my pfp

i was unemployed and now im working as a cashier

lmao

[flint jacinth]

only up from here

[potent hamlet]

the american dream

[pale ingot]

can we go back to the unemployed thing

[potent hamlet]

not really

there's cigarrettes i need to buy

[pale ingot]

you smell

[visual stirrup]

like a baka

[pale ingot]

im gonna go take a little 6 pm nap (i havent slept in 24 hours)

[primal rapids]

As a fellow cashier, you would have my sympathy if it wasn't for me being dead inside from working in retail.

[flint jacinth]

lasted 2 months as student, quit

not worth my sanity

[primal rapids]

I lasted a year working at a Shell.

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now London

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-20088719

[potent hamlet]

im just generally inbetween happy and angry

lmao

its like: ''haha youre so funny YOU PIECE OF S- i mean- yeah''

[primal rapids]

Thankfully the tourist season is nearly over here so all the weird horse people can go back to wherever the hell they came from and take their nonsense with them.

[sterile dome]

Hamburguh

[placid sail]

good, good, my program "remote programmed bullying" is working

[eager igloo]

The hog

[primal rapids]

Speaking of working at Shell, if you are the kind of person to buy instant lotto and immediately scratch off only the scanning bar and hand it back to me, I wish nothing but pain, misery, and misfortune for you.

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539691993048285184/1212129571701260410/image.gif?width=850&height=605

[deep topaz]

naw man i'm just gonna throw money away for the chance to win some back

if you think casino odds are bad, just wait till you look on the back of those lotto scratchers

[naive bison]

yeah but you spend 2$ and win 124 billion

[eager igloo]

You can lose 100% of your money and win 100000000000000000%

[naive bison]

^

you should start gambling NOW

[deep topaz]

that's for the big jackpots, not instant scratchers

90% of the time you'll either lose or just get a "free ticket"

which you will then lose on

[naive bison]

free ticket = 2$

because i will instantly gamble it

rename it "brainfart get a scratchoff ticket tuesday"

[remote vine]

!busy

[split canyon]

Rim? _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1162753639341891766/spinning_skull_with_guitar_riff_at_the_end.mp4 @placid sail

[primal rapids]

One of my regular customers won a $100,000 ticket off me.

[placid sail]

context for foreigners please

[eager igloo]

Fake, statistics are not real

Every event has 50% chance to happen

It will or it won't

But government doesn't want you to know

[placid sail]

least idiotic pole

[eager igloo]

I work in science you can trust me

[primal rapids]

Instant lotto: The physical lottery cards you can buy at almost any gas station where you scratch them to reveal if you won anything, and you can verify this by bringing it to a little scanning device or bringing it to the cashier.

[visual stirrup]

sucking strangers' dicks behind the bus stop isn't science

[primal rapids]

Normally, most people buy the ticket, scratch it off in their car or at home.

[placid sail]

honestly I won't be surprised if it eventually turns out you're no physicist at all and just occasionally barge your way into some lab and pretend to work there until the security gets you

[primal rapids]

SOME PEOPLE, immediately scratch off ONLY the part where you'd scan it to see if you actually won anything, and then immediately hand it back to the cashier. Often repeatedly.

So instead of doing the regular unspeakable things a cashier does when they're not cashiering, you're forcing them to stand there and act like a sentient slot machine for your fun and profit.

[naive bison]

why? so if you win you'd go back?

[eager igloo]

I wish I was that funny

[placid sail]

so they're basically skipping the part where they scratch the rest of the stuff and figure out if they won something or not and go "just give me the results instead mr cashier"

kek

they're on that sigma gas station grind

[remote vine]

bro got a theoretical degree in physics

[primal rapids]

And we regularly get this one guy who will buy an entire roll of $50 instant lottos. There are 20 of those in a roll.

[placid sail]

damn, my favorite fallout new vegas character, myshinka

[tidal trellis]

Gordon Freeman but not

[primal rapids]

This man regularly throws down $1000 USD, multiple times a week, and almost never breaks even, let alone make a profit.

[tidal trellis]

99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big

He's gonna be the 1%

[deep topaz]

you're designed to not win those scratchers

the money goes towards "helping those in need"

[eager igloo]

Sell them expired sushi

[placid sail]

meeeeee

[deep topaz]

so they're buying shit with stilted odds because it's easy or they're too dumb to notice

[eager igloo]

Gambling addiction does that to you

[primal rapids]

People often ask me, which ticket I think has the best chance of winning. I tell them, directly to their face, that lottery is a waste of money and they would be better off spending their money on literally anyhing else. They pretend they don't hear me and continue buying lottery.

[placid sail]

I mean him keeping doing that retarded play proves that this whole idiotic enerprise fits the populace neatly

we should make brainfart lottery and profit too

[deep topaz]

tell them to read the odds on the back of the card

they're right there

[placid sail]

you obviously don't get it because you're a lame ass gas station cashier

in stark contrast to them

the main character

who is 100% gonna win big

[glad carbon]

ive heard stories about people who win like the 30k jackpot on lottery tickets and just go back to buying more tickets

[deep topaz]

you're the gatekeeper of the lottery tickets

[solar obsidian]

fuck you

[deep topaz]

literally just steal em and scratch em on your own

easy money

[tidal trellis]

Stop gatekeeping

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-funny-looping-gif-9366309982747640076

[placid sail]

my voice now lives in your head and ridicules you, enjoy 🙂

[toxic sundial]

Belt cut through my fucking radiator hose

[tidal trellis]

The busy virus

[solar obsidian]

better start paying me for the rent in my head

[naive bison]

lets kill it with hammers

[tidal trellis]

(he is broke)

[eager igloo]

With yummers

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-a-train-homelander-the-boys-fat-gif-27701858

[primal rapids]

Working at a gas station has done more to convince me of the value of budgeting than anything else in life, because I see how much our regulars waste on shit every single day.

[placid sail]

the moment you try to get money from my voice, it'll parry with "oh yeah? and have YOU been paying your rent, mister?"

spiraling you into depression and feeling of guilt

so don't try it son

[solar obsidian]

get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-27342590

[toxic sundial]

Buddy of mine spends actual thousands on cigarettes n shit

[tidal trellis]

Diabolical

My foods still too hot god damn it

[pastel quartz]

flop do you ever go outside

[tidal trellis]

Occasionally I have, yes

[glad carbon]

hiiii @placid sail @toxic sundial

[tidal trellis]

Mainly for travelling to meet with my relatives or for my exams

[toxic sundial]

Hello

Did you see

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

My radiator hose

[glad carbon]

yeah that sucks

i hired someone to nibble on it

[tidal trellis]

I sometimes go on the balcony to get some fresh air in too, occasionally

[toxic sundial]

Woaw

That's like a 30$ hose

Dickhead

[eager igloo]

Never could figure out how can some people smoke something like 3 packs a day

[glad carbon]

it cost me 90$

for all the mice

[toxic sundial]

Same thing with people who drink a gallon of soda a day

Some people have no discipline

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[eager igloo]

They deserve what happens to them

[placid sail]

[storm stream]

@grizzled meadow

[glad carbon]

how's my favorite mordorian doing

weather nice?

[solar obsidian]

@tidal trellis, what are you studying, if u dont mind me asking?

[placid sail]

ye, it's now usually 20c and rainy

instead of 30c oven daily

[glad carbon]

[lusty sonnet]

Twinkology

[placid sail]

engineering

ᵒᶠ ˢᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᶦᶜᵏˢ ᵉᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵉⁿᵗˡʸ

[storm stream]

Twinkonomy

[glad carbon]

no

[tidal trellis]

Divided rn between

Computer science and islamyat (aka just religious study)

[glad carbon]

:3

[solar obsidian]

how do u make small text again?

[placid sail]

ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡˡʸ

[visual stirrup]

just tap the keys softly

[tidal trellis]

Also shut up bz

[solar obsidian]

i see

[solar obsidian]

my keyboard started blushing

[placid sail]

ᵖᵉʳᵛ

[solar obsidian]

hey, u are the one typing softly

[tidal trellis]

Busy exposed

[placid sail]

ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ

[solar obsidian]

baby hands

[lusty sonnet]

Bz is in his weak tsundere period rn

[tidal trellis]

you and gentle do not go together

[solar obsidian]

bz's hands

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

speaking of a head where my voice is living rent free as well

[tidal trellis]

You gotta pay rent man

[solar obsidian]

Menace affected him

[tidal trellis]

Is free country but not rent free country

[lusty sonnet]

Only when i open brainfart and see bullying

[placid sail]

you literally bully flop as well

[lusty sonnet]

And?

[placid sail]

you make no sense budget alex

[tidal trellis]

So called "free thinkers" when they see a innocent me being slandered

Smh

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah that's good

[glad carbon]

busy is it true you have softer hands than Flop

[placid sail]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓰𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓼 𝓶𝓪𝓷

[solar obsidian]

what

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-bustin-busting-feels-good-man-meme-gif-26455888

[lusty sonnet]

Egirl keyboard

[placid sail]

makes me feel good feel good

[glad carbon]

freaky ass ghosts be bustin

on busy

[tidal trellis]

It probably is considered last time I think I slapped someone (they literally asked me to for some reason?????) they said they felt it felt like hell on their jaw so

Don't fuck w me

[remote vine]

do not cum

[tidal trellis]

There is steel in these hands

[glad carbon]

that just means you got bony hands

still soft skin

[potent hamlet]

I found an old vespa

I'd love to have one of those ngl

[tidal trellis]

Probably break down after 1 use

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-john-trump-im-gonna-come-gif-25102111

[glad carbon]

what's the name of these in gta v

[potent hamlet]

I've actually seen it riding for about 5 years straight

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

Paggliacci

Oh I just looked it up

Lmao

The GTA 5 Vespa

[glad carbon]

its named after @placid sail

[placid sail]

what a flimsy excuse to ping me

[potent hamlet]

I'd love to get a Vespa and a hunter jacket lmao

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[eager igloo]

!busy

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4

[placid sail]

violencia

[potent hamlet]

Like one of those worn out leather jackets

[placid sail]

girl

we're not buying you shit

wrong server

[potent hamlet]

I'm not saying you to buy me shit

I'm saying I'll buy it myself

[tidal trellis]

Look lady whatever your selling, I ain't buying yo

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1205888484515123220/cat-bum.gif

[potent hamlet]

I'm not my ex having an onlyfans to buy stuff

[tidal trellis]

Did not need to know

[deep topaz]

tf is this

[eager igloo]

I did

[tidal trellis]

That looks retarded

[potent hamlet]

An M4 wannabe

If you want the acog, just use an M4

If i ever get a PC able to run Tarkov, I'll probably just use old-school loadouts

[toxic sundial]

Stop playing tarkov

[toxic sundial]

Do not play tarkov

[flint jacinth]

my favorite

the m16 wannabe

[potent hamlet]

I love M4's with the carry handle sight and a red point sight on top

[tidal trellis]

Stop playing tarkov, your family is leaving you

[potent hamlet]

Like the one in Black Hawk Down

[eager igloo]

#💣tarkov-released

[toxic sundial]

Stop playing tarkov

[flint jacinth]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1110796393368526859

[potent hamlet]

I remember being excited when the Streets Of Tarkov came out

And Tarkov Arena came out too

[toxic sundial]

I'll be excited when [REDACTED]

[potent hamlet]

Like, a whole game for pvp with the Tarkov Mechanics seems like a good idea

[true sedge]

a real mans gun

[potent hamlet]

But it quickly died because Tarkov Arena was pretty much like getting into Dorms and that's all

No newer skins, camos or shit

Imagine you could've added some new stuff like camouflages for the guns or the armors, because in Arena, you keep using the same stuff

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov arena should have had the hotspots form the maps like Bunker / Dorms / Resort as smaller maps and thats it

Such simple design

Instead they went with complex overtuned shit

[potent hamlet]

So you die, but keep using the same shit

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, some kind of Stalker shit

But with like 4 players running around

[true sedge]

stalker clear sky multiplayer

[potent hamlet]

In a 16000m² map

[lusty sonnet]

Tarkov mentioned, iedy comes online

[potent hamlet]

Like my own town as a warzone

Btw

[visual stirrup]

Never gonna happen
that would require Nikita to understand his own fucking game

[potent hamlet]

Today's ugly

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[potent hamlet]

I remember looking at my school's window in the third floor and thinking that the fucking ceilings looked like Chernobyl

Like all ugly

By example

[placid sail]

this looks like Ivanko's neighborhood

only thing missing is some gypsies

[potent hamlet]

Rookie Village fr

The bus driver just ran a red lmao

[flint jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/kms-family-guy-gif-18359399

[potent hamlet]

Even McDonald's is sad af

[solar obsidian]

#💣tarkov-released

also, #📄rules

and say hi to Pepi from me

[tidal trellis]

Least there is greenery here

[potent hamlet]

There you have some green

[eager igloo]

Damn girl where do you live

[solar obsidian]

@heavy peak

[placid sail]

it him

hesus!

[runic sorrel]

the sequel

[glad carbon]

stalker

[glad carbon]

powdered donut

[eager igloo]

A cold dog

[solar obsidian]

@robust cove

[fluid coyote]

fuck you i was going through my meme folder to send this

[eager igloo]

🖕

[glad carbon]

silly cat

[flint jacinth]

@eager igloo

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-peak-its-peak-peak-its-superb-superb-gif-17441873139065909908

[inland jackal]

Help

[heavy peak]

old as shit

[inland jackal]

I invented automatisation

@fresh rose

[fresh rose]

I invented autism

[fresh rose]

show me

[inland jackal]

Poslao vid gore

Pravim slag

[flint jacinth]

vec maslo

[fresh rose]

Imas istu ciniju kao ja

[inland jackal]

[fresh rose]

sta radis u mojoj kuci

[inland jackal]

Postoji sansa da sam je maznio

Pravim pavlovu tortu @fresh rose @flint jacinth

[glad carbon]

get well soon

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian

[flint jacinth]

never had it and it looks fucken mint

keep that mixer any longer youll split it into butter tho

[glad carbon]

[fresh rose]

theres more

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/1270487377210769548/thisreal.gif

[solar obsidian]

me when i get a ppsh in gamma

[solar obsidian]

boo

[flint jacinth]

ppshrincess

[solar obsidian]

hello there

[placid sail]

chat is this real

[placid sail]

chat I don't what's real anymore

[solar obsidian]

just say "obamers" and move on

[inland jackal]

Time to put this baby to fridge

@solar obsidian

[flint jacinth]

this looks like queen elizabeths favorite

[flint jacinth]

idk where im remembering that from

[inland jackal]

Another one is cooking

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/vampsickle/status/1821776525462794365

[tidal trellis]

what is that?

[inland jackal]

Hi hamantha

[inland jackal]

Pavlova cake

[tidal trellis]

ah

looks good

[inland jackal]

This one is for @placid sail

[solar obsidian]

@robust cove, he made u into a cake

[solar obsidian]

no

[orchid kelp]

dont talk to him hes a cake

[tidal trellis]

poor delight

it'll be alright

also hello spice

[orchid kelp]

hows the weather in uk?

[tidal trellis]

you are correct, yes, greetings fellow sand dweller

[inland jackal]

I can do it for you

[dreamy flax]

:flag_sa: Jeddah Saudi Arabia

:clock7: 10 August 2024, 19:53 (07:53 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Asia/Riyadh)
🌇 Sunset

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 46% humidity
🍃 NW 320° | 6.69 m/s wind
🌡️ 35.85°C (Feels like 40.85°C)
96.53°F (Feels like 105.53°F)

[tidal trellis]

speaking of weather

[inland jackal]

I gotchu

[tidal trellis]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[inland jackal]

[orchid kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/chomping-dirt-viralhog-dog-digging-a-hole-impatient-playing-in-the-dirt-gif-9727621904091478512

[placid sail]

who is that opalim

and why is he te malo

[narrow lotus]

If she looks like a bad iteration of Vlad the Impaler , i dont wonder

[flint jacinth]

molim?

opalim te golim

[weak jackal]

I mean her name is draculina...

she could actually be a vampire

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

iedy is like dracula but instead of sucking blood

[storm stream]

Why do some people make themselves so fucking ugly

[glad carbon]

who are you trying to look pretty for?

[weak jackal]

Myself

[tidal trellis]

pretty good answer all things considered

[solar obsidian]

true, but that's not pretty?

like, i dress to look good primarily for myself, not others

its just that i also look good to others

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[flint jacinth]

our squad in every game

[inland jackal]

And heres the second one

[tidal trellis]

sadly self-esteem is a bitch for some like me

[stone blade]

Bro last few weeks

I go out and all I hear is this https://open.spotify.com/track/4NIFKTxtAw5p0CclU00xvV?si=6c79ea05e09d46da

[flint jacinth]

get a face tattoo

[inland jackal]

Anyone down for some leftover whipped cream?

[tidal trellis]

tattoos not allowed

[flint jacinth]

went from whipped cream to whippin cream

[tidal trellis]

if they were, 'Id already have many

[solar obsidian]

i was thinking about that line rn from sseth