#πͺbruh-fart
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Tactically planning your OoO around patch timing and major changes
taking OoO every friday just cuz fuck it
I just never work fridays lol
man's a genius

It still comes back to bite me in the ass. Coworker is OoO and our entire SIEM stopped ingesting logs from almost everything
Started at 2p. I came in at 5p. No one noticed until 9p due to report scheduling/timings.
Mne treba serbsku pitckhu...
stroganoff my beef
unlucky timing ngl
thoughts?
we usually have the "damn work is slow... who broke something today?"
Well then
Artjom seksualni manijak
The impending sense of dread when work is too quiet so you never relax
Good thing the libwebp exploit for discord got patched a while back
Everyone thinks brainfart is a caveman area
Maybe, maybe
But we talk about security the most
it kinda means the lack of security
Nuh uh
@misty seal
??
P!gerara
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Still clueless
Couldn't be me
Clearly lower rank
@eager igloo
Low rank is clueless
too vague
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is W guy trolling me
are you american
Nop
ok
why that question
because you are not racist or angry
Clearly Lithuanian
Turkish descendancy test
WHAT
Twink
that is not a serbian man right there
its a girl
Slovenian it is
i believe though
mostly just my flavored yap/bitching sesh of the week
space yapping can be listened to for 10 hours without getting bored
I had to generate ssh key
how u defined me being a slovak
Curse you cyber security
i thought americans chill
At least the yaps are appreciated 
yes
what you mean by test btw
in this caht
the exam that will make you choose your lifepath
They don't pay any attention
U should be in #π½ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρπ½
Unbelievable

Thats possible too
it is most likely western europe with maybe a little bit of austria
What does that even mean
Czech
Estonian psyop
that would be
western europe with a little bit of east
finely cooked even
With a bit of austria can be swiss then
yeah
Aye @misty seal how much u pay for littering
That's boring
That ruins half the fun
if he's armenian it changes many things
Why? All i know of armenia is that one genocide and the dude from system of a down
space did you forget that i'm turkish
Fuck yeah
They hate us cause they aint us
What
All dudes in soad are of armenian descend
Infinites intro still gives me goosebumps
bustin one for america
Perhaps.
Shame the bad guy is called Father Coomsock
I see the beef is pretty serious
God i love American events
Rodeos are a banger
Find out if they do em near you
Its gonna be a blast guranteed
you won't get arrested for it
the people will hate you for it tho
Rodeos go so hard. Monster truck rallys are also fun
My uncle would probably be hanged within a day if he ever visited Turkey
"insulting Turkishness" is a hilarious name for a law
@stone blade
Arab music: is playing
My mom: Turkish music
time to go down another rabbit hole

Dude the announcer to the one i went to had JORDANS ON
imma be honest with you
wikipedia lies about things for some reason
Romanians : .................eyyyyyyyyyy bring out the drink eyyyyyyyyyyyy long live our family eyyyyyyyyyyy
Some woman spent years falsifying turkish history and only got caught after she admitted it
see, for turks to consider it genocide they would have to consider them human to begin with 
My Ap world teacher when i was in HS also did the same thing
I forgot what he like falsifiyed tho
Go to rodeo. See over the top cowboy shit and bull wrangling. Drink cheap beer, bullshit, eat god tier bbq. Good times
I wonder if its happening still
ok guys this will go down
real badly
to the mods
i did not start it
i am not the responsible for it
thank you
So the "Sir those aren't combatants because we aren't in war, so the Geneva convention isn't real" defense.

Whats even crazyier was i went to a locak sheriffs one so they had their bear cats n shit pull up it was cool as hell
They also flew their helis over
Like 9 helis INLOUDING A FUCKING HUEY
very brainfarty topic for #πͺbruh-fart might be time for a lockdown and cleanup
it's true, same way that POW rules only apply to properly uniformed combatants
Bioshock infinite is still a banger, and runs pretty good modern hardware
Theres a shit ton of loop holes in anyform of like rules of war
Doesnt matter who made it, when or where itll still have loopholes
blame it on my ignorance
can ya'll stop fpr a secon
you mean the fact that nobody really cares and it's only there to calm soldiers down as well as shift blame away from generals to commanders?
https://static.makehumancommunity.org/mpfb.html does this fucking site take forever to load or is it me
MPFB is a free and open source human character generator for blender.
Murrica doing what murrica does best. Being over the top for fun
You issue
Now if we can just convince our media to stop being shy about tiddies
WHAT THE FUCK IS BREAKING RAAAAAAAAAAH
roger
Then murrica can peak
THANK YOU GOD FOR MY SMOKING HOT WIFE, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!
WDYM I DIDNT BUY A V8 TO GO SPEED LIMIT RAAAAAAAAH
WDYM MY GAS TANK ONLY HAS 150 LITERS OF GASOLINE THATS NOT ENOUGH RAAAH
people call me french or frog eater like 10 times a month maybe
so you are french?
and even u
"2 things never let me down, the first amendment and boobs"
idk why everyone says im french
Never buying under a v8 and never buying electric πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
the second amendment lets you down when you want to buy a 249
but its only in semi auto
nope im not, thats the point π
you need realllly gae like paperwork
And be jn a good state
Average americans
God i fucking love v8s
szia
Special Forces when they hear no civlians / hostages in the hot zone
that v8 miata the guy built
Oh no its happening again
.
fututi gura si ranitii matii astazi si maine
bad company β€οΈ
Bad company 1 and 2 are peak
Blame the hughes amendment and Chevron deference. 
I ja tebi 
BREACH THAT DOOR
Ramirez get to the burger town
Ramirez break it down
Born too early to have full autos shipped to your doorstep
Cannot translate to the same language (English -> English). Use flag reactions for a larger selection of languages.
Brazil be like : Why invest in balistic armor when u can make this gooffy ahh shit
Whar
I'm down for it
Explain?
get me one slightly bigger and I'll buy
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No way
Oh i see it now. I thought it was just a loop of bullshit tape
right? 
I fuckint love how hag is like ready to like stop fighting near the end
And the thing that makes him get bacj is like
He polish aint he
Hungarian
No way, cheap bastard
" no more buying ar 15 ammo at the mall, no more shooting trespassers for no reason, no more super bowl sundays, no more dallas cowboys cheer leaders " @final cedar
That is what gets hag back into fighting
Not even like
Preston going like " there wont be a home to go back to "
what is this?
Payday 4 when
I still remember that line
I miss 2000s era video games man
So american it hurts
That line defined america for me since I first played BC2 and it STILL holds up 100%
Mw2 " why are we dropping bombs so close to task force 14q, its danger close " and its like just cause we can LOL
Same but eternal was 2020
Wait its 2024

because
So that shield shit can tank up to 9mm reliably , .45 acp broke it but no pen
crooked ass spliff
gotta show the power of the UNITED STATES
RAHHHHHHHHHH
love the US military propaganda cod games
But its heavy, inconvenient, no holsters for it, etc.
you just carry 10 kilograms of glass on your belt no problem
is just a cig
Fuck you , doubles your m1911
Storage space known as your prison wallet
The inner workings of those are so cool
Oh no, i picked up this basket
Now i weigh 500 pounds
*Eats the basket
yeah but it was innacurate af , he missed the shield completely with both bullets
it shot to the left hard
do u think shotguns are antihumane weapon of war
he shot the mannequin in the shoulder instead
No

They are fun snipers
Turks making cool shit
do you think anyone would care if they are at war ?
but bullets are just piercing through your flesh
this isn't the 1914
War is pretty inhumane in general. Fuck em
whilst shotgut shot injures you horribly
yeah a m4 does that aswell
i just realized i was running and jumped over a midget in witcher 
Let me present to you aa12
trust me buddy
nobody will use shotguns in wars now
Uses toxic chemicals weapons and brutal arty and trench warfare
Complains about a 12g shotgun
Mfw
**KS - 23 ** joins the chat
With doom rounds
Hollow point ammo enters the chat
its like killing an animal with a grenade instead of huntsman rifle
not humane at all
WRONG!
so mines aren't humane then?
grenades aren't humane
explosives in general aren't humane according to you
Welll grenades will probably instantly turn a hog into pink mist
Gotta love gta4 at times
Doing the top 10 most wanted thing, approach the target
Npc in his hummer fucking panics and flips my car, i lose the guy.
Then i get soft locked in the police computer 
the complaint was about expanding ammunition which was outlawed in war
While lime stabbing them
nades from a drone
Wait till he hears about drone strikes 
Ieds arent humane but like a shit ton of people used and use em still
kind of but i was talking about shotguns specifically
If someones actively hunting with grenades, they're too rich for you to worry about
nobody will use shotguns anyway
war is war , anything is on the table as long as its effective
fucking germans use flamethrowers
Man everyone talks about cqb using shotguns n cag tactics
Yep. Shotguns are more of a niche tool than a general fighting weapon tbh
Id just blow up the whole house
Hey shit ass THROWS SATCHEL CHARGE THROUGH YOUR WINDOW
kinda like saying war crimes are on the table as long as they are effective
i think
I mean ieds are cruel but effective
again, in war, no side will care what is and whats not war crimes
With this economy, just rain the cities with flashbangs
War crimes aka "hey war sucks badly enough, lets agree to not make it worse."
only war crime that is really looked down upon is killing hostages / civilians / prisoners
"How to clear a room?"
Weak Aura: Complex tactics and coordination with your team.
Strong Aura: Drone strike,grenade,drone strike.
Call it light of the new era 
While still fully expecting people to do whatever they want. Because war.
Not even it happens daily and nobody gives af
whats the reason
yes they do
hi @storm stream
Look in like africa and it happens everyday

because they are ineffective
this is completely ahistorical
And in conflicts we shall not name
oh i mean sadly it does happen but as long as its not public ....
americans killed a lot of PoWs in Vietnam for example
gn @narrow lotus @deep topaz @placid sail
by the time you get close to a enemy you will turn into swiss cheese with a shotgun

hi @glad carbon
rules of war not being respected is a mostly after ww1 thing
Ineffective for modern doctrine outside of niche applications or desperation.
in no war that i know
rules of war were cared about
gn Frog
Man the U.S was crazy in vietnam we literally abused the locals belif in spirits to like play spooky ghost shit so they wouldnt want to fight
I forgot the name but look up vietnam war ghost tape audio
alex alex alex
watch uhmmmm
Smth like that
let me find the title rq
And still lost
Also talking about inhumane things when the Vietnamese had the most crazy guerilla tactics
Those traps and tortures were smth else
@quartz ridge https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7078926/
I mean when you fight for your home you are willing to do nasty shit
For exampke put like
this one is pretty peak
Ill watch it tommrow night
Of course , thats what i meant , war sucks either way
cs2 basically
@fresh rose @lone cedar @stone blade 
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Hi ledy Hi W Hi Giant Alex prick'a Hi @me
Bakery turned on the AC and a mouse flew straight on his plate
Hi
Always love me a good psyop
oats goated
Pirated version
netflix
orrrrr watch 4 free
idk i think neil would want you to watch it however
blomkamp is a pretty good director
guerilla warfare is crazy to fight against
we've been doing it since 1980
im going to go play Rome Total War Roma Surrectum mod now
still going on
who up bein bored
They even released all the models for free
go to the gym king
let the boredom turn into gains
gayns
Harambe gaming
i would but nah
homosexual profits
Basically nobody realizes the point of like insurgent / guerilla fighting
adevarul e ca si eu ma plictisesc zilele astea
Everyone uses that the U.S won like all the major battles in vietnam but that wasnt the point
get government funding?
The point was outlasting the U.S
for me guerilla were always those terrorists from counter strike 1.6
Ye tbf it was the US people that got tired of war after war
when i was a child i called them gorilla
They couldnt finish it fast so the American people just got tired of wars and they had to end it
you were fighting the french as guerilla so who's the real terrorist?
they ended the war in 1980 or something like that
then they did another one at 1993
"Go find and fight the enemy." Sir, we can't find the enemy. And they're annoying. And we're running out of supplies, and the locals hate us. Fuck it lets leave.
HAHAHAHA AVERAGE SERBIAN BAKERY
u mean gign??
Hey man it gets boring if you turtle your faction over and over
The idea of fighting insurgent style isnt to win the fight but the war, the north won it by dragging it out so much that it made Americans pull out cause of politics
GIGN chads
and then another one at 2002
and it contunied until 2021
that is turkish POH
which they lost again
turkey emblem
The locals hate us part is true, what the U.S noticed is that most IED or bombs were placed on main roads
It wasnt the fact they were on the roads that suprised thembut that nobody reported them
yeah the iconic yellow faceshields
So hows fallout london doing
they look like eye candy
Either because they hated the army or because they were threatened by the terrorists
Is it like the frontier
Yep. Its like fighting in CS, where your enemy always goes full econ, keeps getting picks off, and never bothers upgrading anything, while hiding until you ragequit.
they got cowboy guns
When you kick down a door and you embrass the family man
a IED will go off the next day
soldiers will be killed
but after that nobody will question it
The U.S went in without taking local culture into mind
this makes it sound like every family got terrorists in them
no
it turned normal people
into terrorists
well what's the context

The U.S didnt realize the local cultre of the pashtuns and arabs are like SUPER PRIDEFUL not like gae prideful but like egotistical
They saw it as personal not like a military thing
And do you know what US did? kicked a lot of military personnel out of the force
Yep. Makes it hard to do anything in a local area because people hate you, intel unreliable, and everything a pain. Its not about numbers, its about minmaxing gains in the cheapest way possible until your enemy is exhausted
Bad Football supporters set fire to the stadium after they lost , they tried to escape via subway , the Jandarms locked down the next station and waited for them there
that left thousands of trained men that lost their jobs and their pride
i was gonna say football hooligans
We have a saying
Football always ends in Boxing match here
My sand wifi already on its way to becoming slow 
The taliban got its ass beat but it managed to outlast the U.S's will to fight and it was like through this mainly
Also the fact that the U.S couldnt protect the people helping them either
makes it sound as there wasn't a good reason for their dismissal ||you know, things like corruption and abuse of power||
The taliban were notrious for killing anyone who helped the Americans @minor cypress and the U.S couldnt really do anything to protect the wayy out if the way villages
but still it left men without pay and without a job
they saw the US as the enemy
In iraq they like fired the entire military i think and that caused a shit ton of em to become rebels
yes
sounds like a whole lot of bullshit egoistical maniacs
Yep. It was a shitshow from all sides. No real way to win that tbh
Which most people are tbh
also i think
there wasn't enough soldiers
Also like these guys have big families
for the annexation of iraq
The reason they wre in the army was to feed their kids
there needed to be 500k or so
So jf they lose that income they will join a rebel cell who will pay them
Cause normal work barley made any money
so that leaves you
It'd be like if anyone invaded the southern US, culturally. On steroids, in a mountainous desert region.
bunch of trained military aged men
ready to fight the US
not enough soldiers
to keep up this annexation
Also there was a big thing in the culture about being armed too
nah aint no way
the champion of the fist fight club in witcher 3
his name is Tailor Durden


Id imagine. At some point you're just dudes in a desert. Gotta fend for yourself somehow
arms depots were left unguarded
i should keep plying witcher 3
thank you
which resulted in civillians and rebels just flocking in to get weapons
In pakistan in my village we were told to shoot anyone who tried to break in at night
basically my village was more near the afghan side of rhe Pakistani border ( where i also got that part afgan in me ) and like no cops were there at all
I never realized that until now lmaooo
Also at the time a lot of refugees were desperate or some Pakistani taliban members would try to rob familirs who had weddings or rich roots
One man said

an Iraqi
usagi1030, your new nickname is Jade
"I have an mosin rifle that i have from my father. And an AK-47 assault rifle. I will use it to kill Americans."
so jaded
What is this asian prostitute ass name bruh
Perhaps deep rural american living and pakistanki living isn't too different.
Iraqis were armed before
the invasion
more got armed after it
because
people became criminals
there wasn't food or clean water
which left people to do crimes
Yeah people go crazy during a crisis. Ive seen what people do during tornados or hurricanes.
I doubt it is lol
Aleast in the U.s you don't have to worry about power being cut durinf politcal turmoil
or ISIS entering your backyard
only if you live in texas
or Taliban entering your backyard
Lol yeah, i just meant in a more abstract way
Tbh i wanna move somewhere deserty and build a pakistani style compound
It would be so cool and not gae like those giant mansions
Self sufficient, local culture focused, handling your own, etc.
As kids were taught to respect guns and all that jazz, we all knew were they were
This state was not destined to build anything underground
Kinda eh having a gun in the U.S since you go from full auto to semi only 
And im in cali so its like 10 rounders only
N funky gun law too
Thats a massive whiplash
If i ever stay in Pakistan for like a year im gonna buy smth like a SVD
A grail gun i cant get here
how do import laws work in the US? no way to bring a gun in?
Live in pakistan
Have gun
Fully automatic AK-47 from 1960 invasion of Afgahanistan by Soviet era
come to USA
10 round magazine butchered AR
cannot import a gun
that's why people import the lowers the uppers and the barrels
and the handguard
can you ship the bulk of the non restrict parts and then just get a friend to bring the barrel over the border? 
that is exactly how it works
you just get the parts
Most guns you cant import, the svd in particular is russian and theres big sactions on Russia
You can but its expensive
then build it yourself
Somewhat. I think theres a certain % of parts that have to be US made and meet regulations
"quality aks" is kind of contradictory no?
Zastava makes reallly good aks
Dont think its contradictory
And even then they are like reducing exports to america to arm their own guys
that's not your typical russian ak tho
The real play is to get parts kit. Have reciever made locally. Assemble. Profit
Yep russian aks are super expensive and rare because you cant import any noe
just saying typically russian AKs seem jank
isn't that what Brandon Herrera does basically?
They really arent that bad
yeah no. just not worth the hype I mean
They arent as quality made as Ars but they arent like shitty guns
Yeah it isnt tbh
like I get it they shoot where you point em too what else to you want
snooz
in the US
Probably. And since parts kits aren't firearms, you get it shipped direct to you
ye
in rest of the world however the typical AK comes in as russian
I want a svd or any 7.62x54r so i can pen UN helmets when they come to cali
Egypt and MENA make a bunch of aks too
or a former soviet country
yeah those aswell
Its not uncommon for even chinese norincos or types to be popular
k98 with spitz, back to the roots for fighting against nato
Its because they dont really require that much maintenance knowledge besides like basic shit
yeah like
you can give a man
who knows nothing about guns
how to clean it or anything
a AK
and he can use it
for a long time
but give him an M16 he will need to clean it at some time
Welll he can use jt for a while but hes still gonna need to clean it
Yep, ak's are pretty simple.
No ars are easy to clean too but not as simple as aks
yeah but
it will go longer then an m16
AR platform did better when it was dumped in the mud
yeah because its closed bolt
not open bolt
yeah
Eh, its not hard. But aks are even simpler to field strip. Thats mostly just fudd myth

Modern ars are WAYYY better than nam era m16a1s too
Which didnt get cleaning kits since EVERY gun before the m16 was either in .45 or in a .30 caliber
yeah well that was the non XM models or something
Well it was more or less advertised by colt
Which was true it could be kinda self cleaning in civillian use
But in constant use it needs to be cleaned often
Also the U.S quarter masters didnt know how to order cleaning kits either
They had to be given cheat sheets by COLT guys who went over to see why the m16 was so ass
Vietnam was really fucked up for U.S guns development tbh
yeah
jjust found out something
The m16 wasnt made for it and the m14 was made for areas like korea and the fulda gap
Giant like battle ground not like small jungle fighting
see the trigger in front of the mag
Seems kinda ass tbh
Its a modern ak series ( i forgor since black furniture messes me up )
its an AK-74MB prototype
Maybe just A modified 74m
AK-74M
Yep
but bullbup
plus the training of fighting wasn't made for Guerrilla tactics which US GIs weren't used to
well
it still has the original trigger
its just that if you fold the stock
you can use the one in front of the mag
to turn it into a bullbup
Also since the locals didnt really lime the U.s gis
At the time south vietnam had like basically internment camps
because the doctrine was everyone was an enemy
And they saw the U.S gis as like people who keot their families in therr
-I heard a noise.
+Shoot it.
So cursed.
design department fucked up the connectors 
That too, its just another setup of the cursed ak
i really like silencers on a weapons
time for talk has passed lords work must be done
See ya syno
Bye bye my favorite turk
i thought you hated turks
I dont lol
Turkeys a beautiful country and id visit again
If i could afford it 
just don't be a woman in turkyie
whats this place though and why 4 emoji reacts
I need moar shakshuka
I am staying up
Ill just call in sick today
fucking with 3d shit
bored out of my damn mind
I coudlnt sleep tonigjt tbh
spacezoro what you see there sorry for asking
Lowkey been getting alot of nightmares since i got new meds for ljke pain ive been having
Im autistic as fuxk

I dunno
Just been like
Feeling super tired

No like social energy lefy jve been zapped
true
I lowkeh hate meds n family issues but ya gotta just go like
I dunno just get past it
yeah
Anyway im ginna sleep now gn
peace
why is steam updating RoN, shits like eating my internet probably
?? No need to apologize just wasnt watching phone
heyo i cooked that the other day
i was gonna say "playing red dead 2 for the first time, i better hear some hard R's" but then this Micah guy complained about getting a bed next to "a bunch of darkies"

did that tree consent
Hello chat
@pastel quartz
Hi hyrod
@stone blade @solar obsidian

Only thing they fear is you
bruh, I forgot this game's message was literally: "don't feel bad, they're racist pieces of shit"
well then
Time to kill some white people 
my god
@heavy peak @grizzled meadow
I was really digging the intro area too. In less than 3 seconds they made me go from "I won't take money from the donation basket" to "I will commit war crimes against this city"
i dont recognize the game.. what is vro playing
isn't feeling justified in doing absolutely anything to that racist piece of shit town is behaving exactly like them, since they feel justified in being racist as fuck
will i get banned if i put terry davis on my pfp ?
I knew things wouldn't end up good after this line 
no why?

just don't post clips of him sperging out
^
the fog is coming
Just make sure they've been dubbed over with jolly edits
Bioshock: Infinite
gotta love that he's repping templeOS with that as well
how he was single is beyond me 
He seems very charming in his own schizoid way
the fog is coming
finally
one day you will answer for your sins
and god will not be so merciful
after 9 hours i finally sit down
and he boots up stalcraft π
I still remember reading about him back on /g/ before he died
ill stare straight into your soul
im not reading allat
sir this is a 4chan post what did you expect 
(what board was this lmao)
/x/
Wanted to see if there was still good shitposts
...how tf do you peel a banana?
you missed the point
Listen 'ere buddy, you do you start from the stem or the end of the banana
stem
or middle
snap it in half
doesn't really work on very ripe nanners though
they just kinda mush inside
yea arthur has skinning superpower
Any psych majors lurking
NAH WHAT IS THIS GAME
I need an esoteric meme deciphered.
Someone explain like im retarded
Post the meme
i had a horse run on me mid cutscene all i could do is stand there and watch him run away
Calling someone a Freudian is indeed insulting. Not a psy major but can confirm this

Freud was incredibly wrong with his theories bad also had a weird thing about kids sexual ozone their mothers, which was likely him projecting
Ophidian complex
I think it was called
Yeah im tracking that, but lacans ecrits is totally lost on me
Again, based on what Freud posited, objectively wrong
Donβt know anything about Lacans so canβt help there
From what I'm seeing lacans supporting Freudian concepts..?
From what I see lacan was a Freudian so
A whole lot of "honhon bonjour" probably
Foucault 
Freud is trying to establish a science
Jung is a spiritual hippie in disguise
Lacan uses metaphors on top of metaphors to say mind and subconscious are like the movie inception, but shaped like an infinitely collapsing donut.
Nice tldr. Thank fuck im not a psych major
and Foucault? 
Not nearly as in depth as souh kahns writings
Poor soul
Bonjour honhon
Well then
Forced to play stalcraft
imagine leaving a bar to play stalcraft, of all things
Why you at a bar surrae, smh
oh look at that righteous muslim nancy
very assuming of you! maybe he's just drinking juice there!
bitch boy it's rostok I'm not in a bar irl
whack
I'm not vile
Guh
send him to jail for religious incitement FSB! 
Only time I've ever been to a bar was because my friend was getting his wallet drained by a thai ladyboy and he was too drunk to realize
were you the ladyboy?
how did you know he was at the bar?
Yes, but you forgot something more important
rips off face mask twas I DIO
go away
Away with thee
vile fucking creature
he tends to post on his socials, insta stories etc
go take five men at once in #ββgeneral-offtopic
Dead meme
L on your friend
what the fuck is that
vault kid ? why
damn
Good job
DAMN
He looks tripple a quality
BZ, why do you hate me
I mean that as a positive
he? it looks like a girl
remember it's okay to be alone, just don't feel alone. thats when you are fucked
He hates everyone wdym
nah
yeah
Tripple a
Ofcourse
He is a hateful creature
I am suffering from cold and I will make it absolutely everyone's problem
lemon
not that cold
Other cold
the illness
Sickness
joke's on you I already bought two
I had rissotto
I'm gonna make a big jug of black tea, honey and lemon
drink warm soup too
then rest
Drink bone broth
your call
this is all basic stuff yet
What's wrong with soup???
don't masturbate for today
Preferably with garlic and ginger
actually false
What's that to do with his headache
he wanted a "exotic " answer
He said exotic not erotic, you fucking retard
Unless he's jacked off to the point he's developed a zinc deficiency
masturbating is good when you're sick, helps you feel a bit better thanks to the chemical cocktail released afterwards
Why not both
but not too much
drink your kompot
Do not be judgemental
Morphine is more based
It's not good for you
ohno
Money draining part is a L though, no
Me personally
Butter bread with dr sausage
why u have that menace on your steam friends ? 
fun fact, fartbrain
shut up twink
Go to the banya
Just eat an apple
No you shut up, also you had delayed answer
banyas are goats
Ew
you deserve
I throw up internally when I see a banana
another fun fact, having too much iron somehow makes the illness worse, so sometimes it's even better to be mildly iron defficient
zinc? more like twink
I have too little iron
i know someone who can help
this was so bad I'm not even gonna make fun of you
Anemic? Flop you really are a twink 
just shake my head in disappointment
You'll go blind without zinc and iron
i have 3 reacts your honor, the court of retard opinions disagrees with you
What is that
bruuuh
banya is good, but when you're healthy, when you're sick, you're spending a lot of resources already, banya would be an extra strain, like having physical activity while being sick
so nah
bro gonna bleed out from a single shot of .22lr
Hey good ruski
I don't know all these fancy medical terms okay, do I look like a medical professional to you
They didn't even try naming this one
i take vitamins
you have google retard
rejoice, salo man, I am dying
Good
Imagine having "magic pussy" on your list of purchases
Get well soon still
counterpoint, Falco has thousands of reacts
he is a moderator
consume borscht you will heal instantly
Yeah but jerking off with a full nose is kinda hard
and Falco laughs at a finger stretched to the point of passing out
i am but a simple user
When you need all that oxygen
use lubricant with menthol in it
@inland jackal i am here
also while masturbating makes you feel a little better, doing it too much is a strain, too + apparently there's a bit of zinc going away with your spunk
so real minmaxer should cum in his own mouth to not lose any essential minerals
just use ibuprofen
jesus
hell ye

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