#๐ชbruh-fart
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diggy diggy hole
child mine workers
Yooo we can run casinos now???
AND it works with the poker table and roulette tables
so...we run a cafe, hotel, and casino
then make a ton of drugs.
we have to cook
oh my sweet summer child
oh no we have even more complex beekeeping mods
once the genie is out of the bottle, it will outlive you
speak english
its like minecraft all over again
sorry, metaphor too complex for your twink zoomer brain
They just KEEP COOKING
what ted said, yes
I just dropped my phone...
you have betrayed the ratkin once again
it lives still nvm
hey benzina
oh and gonna kill you still
fucking, benzina
benzina my oomfie
lmao
I never understood fatman's fascination with benzin
it's not even close to my nickname
you are now benzina
like
congrats on transitioning
even bazil is closer
bazil
how did you even come up with your name
bz11k what kind of stupid name is that
can i dismember them?
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its rimworld, you can farm their children and sell their organs if you want
mf made this his name
I hate mosquitoes so much
- your mom is stupid
- the nickname was invented by me when I was a wee lad, and sticked since then, and the silly number replacing letter schtick is from those blunder times
holy shit busy lore
wee lad
man
who is doxa
the brainrot begins
Atm9 server owner
ah, that guy who appears once in a blue moon, can't fix his fucking server, can't pay for fucking server and basically nonexistent
Mhm

Fucking benzin
fucking fatco
fucking benzin
falca
From Benzino to Benzina
I am one fool
@dreamy flax explain to the people what "benzina" is
she gave birth on stream yesterday, benzina is mother of 4
Ah, benzina is actually the Italian word for gasoline or petrol! ๐๐จ So, next time you're in Italy and need to fuel up your vehicle, look out for a benzina station! ๐๐ฎ๐น
you are one fool indeed plop
me when I fucking get you
why does it look like that
man
At this point it should be a given, it's a known thing
oh okay
@grizzled meadow
NO
@narrow lotus
No retard , she has a cock
guh
AHAH THATS HOW THEY CALL IT NOW

the voices are calling
Falco did you see my recommendation
its like falco all over again
that's called a woman, iedy
Holy shit it really is a dick
your mom doenst look like that
i cast my most powerful spell
morning/evening
hello blur
iedy about to get confronted by muscle onis
oh lord
oh no
iedy is eventually going to see a clitoris and scream EW WTF YOU HAVE TINY DICK MAN
Wheyfus?
(well yes but you get what I mean)
the declaration of chrisdependance
Agree, no dick, but even if there wasโฆ would.
no because falco and iedy will scream "THEY ARE MEN"
@eager igloo can u confirm if this is you or not
wtf Quackity doin
I mean
Closer to this @tidal trellis
they'll lift you up
Also kill yourself
@eager igloo

He?
okay not that far

I have already killed these mfs once
jesus
I am tracking them down server from server
rude
I will wipe them bruh
why do you have this
I am sorry if a tiny part of a cartoon underboob made you aroused and jizz all over your pants, blur
(it will happen again)
I have self control you cunt
bro??
Bro???
zoro please don't kill my IQ
they added delays for tasks now?
Skill issue
oh no
i swear wolf has unlimited tasks
Succubus levels?
She went "enough cock rating, time for durability test"
tfw the only tomboy muscle mommy was also batshit crazy. Good times but not worth it
poor man had to choose between living and death by snu snu
And chose life? Smh
Spare us the details
Telling this to online strangers is wild
Do not spare us the details
ted please I beg
im just here for the chaos
no more
Lost in the sauce
Yeah bro same for me ๐ญ
im gonna kill you
Oh boi

maidenless behavior 
Youd rather hear about men
It's like when some guy I talked to for 3 months online wrote me at 3 am "Me and my girlfriend fucked in the living room" bc he has no friends to tell it to
shut up cori
I am infact maidenless
my peanits is very large and heavy.
by the grace of allah you've mentioned a woman and your beastly desires towards her I'm going to pass out from shame!
Maidenless is a state of mind
Alexa play "I just had sex" by the Lonely Island 
HELL
I conceal carry a bottle of pig fat when I go in the big cities @broken topaz
Main menu's used to be kino type shit
If i'm going to hell you are coming with me
eternal damnation
I bet that woman was naked under her clothes too, the slut
https://www.twitch.tv/xxxblurredlogic is this coming through not all fucked up
need to see if I fixed it
...you arent? 
Do you think any religious scripture considers footjobs to be sex?
Could you get around premarital sex rules with this
uh click a menu
Jana, next week ๐
The Bible did not account for syrupy foot jobs at Dennyโs, no
yeah looks fine
oh im sorry you're just regular naked 
Thank god
i think its just the game itself being old af
From other news, currently obsessing over Aldia's monologue from DS2 so much Im actually considering goving it another shot
americans will confirm (or not), but supposedly mormons have a whole ass art and science of weird ass loophole sex exercises to circumwent their no sex before marriage thing
Soaking
oh bro the mormans wild
With da bed jumping
Are we talking shit about americans? Fuck, I hate americans so much! (except the ones reading this right now ily)
you dont have to lie to us like that

Hump dumping
@broken topaz
Aloo
On a scale of 1-10, how smart are you
among other means 
holy shit twitch
the most amusing for me was the one where you supposedly think it's "fine" to, well, put your dick inside a girl's vagina, but THRUSTING ITSELF is a no no, so you have A FUCKING HOMIE JUMPING ON BED WHERE YOU LAY SO THE BED SHAKING PROVIDES THE THRUSTING
and I was like
They done mined out all the tomboys 
Im pretty retarded
If you were born 8 years ago, what would be your age now
Yes that's what we are talking about, hump dumping
shake da bed
(homie couldnt just move you directly? smh)
then theres the temple garments
actually
new market
we making beds that shake on their own
marketed to mormons
it's so profoundly retarded that it's even impressing
at a insane price to protect them from sin
It is comparable to muslims eating bacon indoors because allah can't see them there
iirc the 3rd wheel is usually under the bed or something
the fuck you mean allah can't see them in the house? Who do you think made the people that built the house? 
poor homie doesn't even get to look at bozos having earthquake sex smh
Allah's most devout followers live in Bosnia 
Whatever you dont see, it doesn't exist
how is it okay to put one's dick into someone else's vagina but not okay to thrust?? how does that work???
THE NUMBERS ZORO WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Brainfart horny hours again
Guhhh
any of yall notice the dude in the background waving
I've always wondered this too. Getting past the gates themselves requires movement no?
my dissapointment is immesurable
so wait anal is completely fine??
@placid sail take your bets, will my internet allow me to play the server or not
There was a dude?
the short answer is no
...depends on who's asking 
the long answer is HAHAHAHA NOOOO WAY BOZO YOUR INTERNET IS TRASH HAHAHAHAHA
that begs the question, if that is ok if you aren't thrusting, does that mean the homie making the bed bounce is responsible and handles the sin?
fair
thank god (pun intented) I'm completely godless, this is some divine stupidity
You're thinking too much
Bro some of yall need a significant other i stg
no he's just trying to get out lmao
thats the one thing I can't deny, my internet is absolute trash
I have one
nah im good
I got me, myself and I. Thats all I need 
guy arrives at the pearly gates after a life of a saint and the heaven bouncer goes "nuh uh you're going straight to hell for being someone's third party during sex"
Jokes on you, thats her desk and shes infinitely worse 
and sees the other guy going right through 
my eyes
i think she may be @ogbeefarmr
I'd gotten so mad I would become the biggest sinner in hell

what if you just balance it out by swapping roles enough. Sin-economics
doing gods work
It's John Doom!
when i saw this video i knew something will be wrong with it
The longer he lives
i honestly thought she would have a dick
The stronger he becomes
I mean it works if there's some critical level of sin and it's not just a yes/no thing, but then again, you just could have had a lot of normal ass sex and just recompensate by being real good in life later on instead of going through all that weird matress circus
Alex do be edging you
hey busy
!busy
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he started draining his strength
its not real
the sin IRS about to raid you for not tithing enough
creeps
@tidal trellis wtf bro
you probably could... convince some friendly priest to help with the audit so the sin IRS is happy with everything 


@wraith osprey, is that the super straight flag in your pfp?
man, catholics are so much easier with that
Frainbart
just get yourself an indulgence and you're done
but nooooooo
yes


@narrow lotus ะบะฐะบะพะณะพ ั
ัั ะบ ะฝะฐะผ ะฒ #๐ฝััะฐะปัะฝั๐ฝ ะทะฐั
ะพะดัั ะธะฝะพัััะฐะฝัั ะธ ะฟะธััั ะฝะฐ ัะฒะพะธั
ัะทัะบะฐั
, ะบะพะณะดะฐ ะผั ะทะฐั
ะพะดะธะผ ะฒ ะฑัะตะนะฝัะฐัั ะธ ะฟะธัะตะผ ะฝะฐ ััััะบะพะผ ะฝะฐั ะพัััะดะฐ ะฒัะณะพะฝััั ั ัะพะปัั brainfart reject
until they weaponize the church again



:flag_ru: Russian (ััััะบะธะน ัะทัะบ)
โฌ๏ธ
@John Tarkov why the fuck do foreigners come to our shithole and write in their own languages, when we go to Brainfart and write in Russian we are kicked out of here with the role of brainfart reject: snorkcringe:
Wahh
ะบัะพ ั ะฒะฐั ัะฐะผ ััะตั ัะตะณะพะดะฝั
wahhhhh wahhhh
Wahhahaah wahhhhh ๐ข
ะทะฐะนะดะธ ะธ ะณะปัะฝั
Rune to rune communication
torch their adidas
ัะธั ัะผะตัะฝะธัะธ ะฑะต
am I going into catholic hell or mormon hell?
also, shouldn't I be going to orthodox christian hell since I was baptized when I was young?

that's vague
cant you go get excommunicated? 
i was never baptised, explains everything
i see rusfart still has the same shitposts
actually
rusfart arguably has more memes.
catholics arent even real lmao
@tidal trellis hey man can you get a word for me to your imam so I would be eligible to islam hell as well and would make a complete bureaucratic mess for every abrahamic religion possible
As a catholic I can confirm
Some of yall are hopeless
Busy going to get sent to catholic heaven (a.k.a. orthodox hell) 
I'll give you resources in minecraft
mentioned
sent to Naraka 
all im sayin is at least in the mormon edition, you get to become starlord of your own universe or some shit if you are a good enough boy
oh wow, didn't know you can jump on them

ะผะฝะต ะฝัะถะฝะพ, ััะพะฑั ัั ะฟะตัะตะฒะตะป ะปัะฝะฝัะต ััะฝั
ะญัะพ ะฒ ะทะฐะบัะตะฟะต ััะฐะปัะฝั
Can yall get these moon runes out of brainfart
ะทะฝะฐั
okay that is kinda based, probably not based enough to have a weird matress sex, but pretty cool
Nope
I will curse your whole family
Better get yourself outta here
Let em cook
Best chat ever
I cast curse of the pharao โ
if you join the fundamentalist breakoff you can do polygamy still (inb4 still maidenless)

would rather have the moon runes over the french tbh
Yea true
flush yourself down the toilet
You can't until you are cool enough
๐ค๐ค๐ค

Hey friend
Remember me!?
We talked in toiletfart
ะขั ะบัะพ?
it now really intrigues me to join every religion possible and have every god possible in the afterlife fighting over their lordship over you or perhaps them all collectively saying "fuck you asshole" and casting you into super void
and what if there's even some secret ending if you do that?
what if you get to become a god yourself?
It's chiaotzu 
busy on his way to turn life into a diety harem anime


maybe there's just one though then it's gg no?
๐ค๐ค
let me find the chart
russians are invading
fuckers have an entire flowchart to cope with death
what a boring ass take. if it's just a single god and single religion being right, it's boring ahh and I want no part in it
so uh, if you fail the skill check for final judgement, you get sent to the shit pit abyss
shoot the russians
what if it doesn't matter which religion it is dummy, i never said that
Belissimo
Cry about it
this implies there's still a god and criteria to abide to, so it's pretty much your first take
Its Grok? 
tfw rusfart posting more memes in here then we have in the last hour 
Much easier to shoot yourself than all of us yk

keep em coming

now THIS is some fucking progression! what's the pre-mortal world? and what's the difference between three end game levels?
i need more boolets
I mean if anything it'd only be one religion being right
But man
holy shit it gets even more complex
nuh uh
is this yakub lore
!delight
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whoremonger is such a fucking funny word
ni hao
I love how apostasy sends you directly to hell
There is trouble in the family of buttons from clothes. Dad was killed (killed)
Skibidi toilet
why did they make outer darkness look all cool and mysterious
That's nin hao to you 
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&
so its like the waiting lobby of life before god decides to spawn you in apparently. Its like sitting in the drs office then J man himself gives you a tutorial on life.
toilet skibidi โ
Hell is normally cool and mysterious
man, so you get to be a piece of shit and still get some endgame, but if you're a mormon and make a slip, you're super fucked, noted
konichiwa, hiroshima ๐ค
Lol

they got a whole ass flowchart on which heaven you get sent to based off what your godliness status is when you die 

ะฒััะฐะฒะฐะน ะฝะฐ ะบะพะปะตะฝะธ ะธ ัะฐัััะณะธะฒะฐะน ัะตะบะธ @steel bone 
hentai bukake, sudoku
ัะตะนัะฐั ะธะทะณะพะฝััั ะฒ ะฟะพะดะฒะฐะป ะฑัะดะตะผ
is there like, prestige leveling, when you reach a certain level of goodness and anything extra nets you some super rewards
Ban him, please
it's like a fishmonger, but for whores 

right?
ัะปะฐะฑัะน

:(
oh nah the prestige system is hitting S rank celestial kingdom status where you get your own mini world
is mormonism just a chinese xianxia novel?
Omg delight you are so beautiful with this filter
so can you get really wacky in your own miniworld or you still have to be boring ahh saint there
rip
idk still researching
also how the fuck does all of brainfart not have a resident mormon
show yourself, cowards
why is he sad
I think if you make it you have to already be a boring saint 

they're too busy knocking on doors outside
ะัะธัั?
no spongebob

chat we're investing in mormonism and getting our own dedicated gamma server in mormon heaven or hell, get yourself ready
....TOUCHING GRASS?!
no primarily doorknobs
(actually where I live it was Jehovah's Witnesses)
no they do it too
only thing I know about those is that they go door to door and bother people

do they have cool mmorpg afterlife too or no?

dope
So celestial kingdom = chilling with OG and J man.Terrestrial is if you know about it, but fucked around and got a B rank. Telestial is not knowing at all, but you could go to the "Spirit prison" aka hell, but you can win the gulag and end up in F tier heaven.
is this.... legal for busy? 
spunchybob
kino
ahhh found the loophole

Mormons live in the Chinese Xianxia fantasy webnovel universe?
the rules to the celestial kingdom ONLY apply above the age of 8
@solar obsidian 
so....just die early and get a free pass gg.
So can't you rank up from terrestrial?
nihongo wakarimasen or something 
hey hey 
softlocked 
nah, there is no progression loop past final judgement
does this apply if I use genetical engineering and make my body youthful again, reverting it to the biological age of 8 or younger?
Wait
ultimate loophole
" Latter-day Saints also believe that all men and women "who have died without a knowledge of this gospel, who would have received it if they had been permitted to tarry, shall be heirs of the celestial kingdom of God;" as well as "all that shall die henceforth without a knowledge of it, who would have received it [the Gospel] with all their hearts, shall be heirs of that kingdom" "
SO
just be 
and get elo boosted to giga heaven
oh my god this is like the game that 4chan plays
no but if you eat enough ginseng you can reduce your age to <8
(also you've lost)
also you've pretty much condemned the entirety of brainfart to mormon hell now
haha yikes
Yooo it even has a questline
what is the gift of the holy ghost, is that a class item or
wait they're just claiming the souls of non-mormon christians too then 
oh yeah
me when i beat the level 50 draugr and i gotta be sealed by the holy spirit of promise
they baptize after death too, without your consent
so the mormon heaven is basically choke full of confused infedels
and kids
and 2,5 righteous mormons
also very confused
busy gae confirmed
ahh, you gotta go through the cinematic cutscene by a quest essential priest to get it to drop
it do be pride month, benzinka is so proud she transitioned
Is this gohan on planet namek?
could you break it accidentally
"A person is expected to receive the witness of the Holy Ghost to the truthfulness of the gospel of Jesus Christ, of scripture, and of the words of the living prophets before baptism. The full outpouring of the Spirit does not come, however, until the person has complied with the command to be baptized. Only after baptism can the gift be conferred by one in authority, and even then the Holy Ghost cannot be received by someone who is not worthy of it, since the Holy Ghost will not dwell in the heart of an unrighteous person. Thus, the actual companionship of the Holy Ghost may be received immediately after baptism or at a subsequent time, when the one receiving the promise becomes a fit companion for that holy being. Should the individual cease thereafter to be clean and obedient, the Holy Ghost will withdraw (1 Corinthians 3:16-17)."
Ahh
so uh
tldr
man
you have to opt into it, pre baptism arc, and have good standing
that's some EULA on that holy ghost
ultra 4k hd
once someone is within a kingdom of glory, that person remains within that kingdom for all eternity; no one can advance out of a kingdom. However, many general authorities do speculate that there is advancement within kingdoms."
Listen bro
the hell do they mean general authorities
If you wanna be known just kill a lot of people
is no one managing the patch notes
space, do u have a beard?
Hypothetically
aye
isn't apostasy sending you straight to super void
shit
so if you renounce your faith in heaven, you should be sent there
I just want a souls game where you go to heaven and kill everyone there
matress souls
Like god of war but christian
with names like pre mortal existance, the veil of forgetfullness, and the celesial kingdom
scolars of the first blanket sex
wide josta jumpscare
josta jumpscare
you gotta admit they did some decent worldbuilding
yo the decor is pretty dope
catholics still did it way better
putting every souls boss to shame
Fuck it
we making a mormon souls mod
Smith said that the earth, like the planet where God resides, will be "made like unto crystal and will be a Urim and Thummim to the inhabitants who dwell thereon
What the hell did he mean by this
"It also includes persons who rejected the "testimony of Jesus in the flesh, but afterwards received it" in the spirit world"
WAIT
SO
does that mean
every person that has ever had a missionary visit them
so are you hardlocked or not 
what religion u discussin?
is instantly stuck in the B tier heaven
Ladder Dank Saints
by default
really? 
again, like any proper souls game, some random character dialog choice suddenly locks you in a certain ending 
heaven 2, detroit
HOLD ON
WE HAVE NEW GAME +
aw shit
"Because of their refusal to accept Jesus as their Savior, these individuals will remain in spirit prison for 1,000 years during the millennial reign of Christ[42] until they repent, accept Jesus Christ, and His gospel"
So after 1k years in the shit pit
you have a gacha change to reroll
"These individuals will have the opportunity, during this time in the postmortal spirit world, to accept ordinances performed on their behalf by LDS Church members in temples. After the 1000 years, the individuals will be resurrected and receive an immortal physical body and be assigned to the telestial kingdom.["
who gets into spirit prison tho
no even brightness
Show screenshot
also where is Goku in all of this
dx8?
You mentioning him just reminded of when
Wym, thats joseph smith, that brought the gold plate dlc
I was having my exam, one of the bozos was wearing a shirt with Goku on it
Fucking hilarious
bought? he gacha'd it out of a free box
so spirit prison is just like being sent to brainfart and exiled
you sit in limbo
Now the outer darkness
thats some shit
I mean do random bozos get sent here or mormons who fucked up mildly
only those with the sons of perdition title get sent there
also need to find out what the unpardonable sin is
Brainfart religion hours
church of brainfart
fucking subclass specs
Church of brainfart, one shutters from hearing this
so they have the peeps who took the satan companion questline, then those that rejected Jman as a follower.
ahhh another loophole
"However, it is commonly believed that since most persons lack a "perfect knowledge" of Jesus, they cannot commit the eternal sin, and are therefore incapable of becoming sons of perdition"
HOL UP

dx11
"I doubt whether it can be found, from the revelations that are given and the facts as they exist, that there is a female in all the regions of hell."[9] The next year he was even more emphatic: "Woman must atone for sins committed by the volition of her own choice, but she will never become an angel to the devil, and sin so far as to place herself beyond the reach of mercy."[10] In the same discourse Young explained his reasoning: "She is not accountable for the sins that are in the world. God requires obedience from man, he is lord of creation, and at his hands the sins of the world will be required."
SO
That's not how GAMMA is supposed to look at all
Religion yapping
TL;DR - Be woman, get pass from going to hell, because god doesn't need a womans obedience 
damn thats cold as fuck
daaaaaam
I mean
fr bro
meming on mormonism in terms of gamer mechanics
like i was going through great swamps and it was a fucing nightmare
and realizing there is a fuck ton of wild lore to it
Oh okay
yeah the setting is interesting
At this rate just #๐จbase-gamma-support
Cause your game seems really fucked
i disabled the shader mods in mo2, but considering its more optimized now im turning it back
nah
I wanna become a son of perdition and fight super satan in mega hell jail
reenable then delete shader cahce
Rule of thumb is just
Don't disable anything base GAMMA comes with unless you know it's safe
"In Mormonism, the concept of divinity centers around an idea of "exaltation" and "eternal progression": mortals themselves may become gods and goddesses in the afterlife, be rulers of their own heavenly kingdoms, have spirit children, and increase in power and glory forever."
i know what im doing
Bro
its even got a prestige system and ARPG grind
it's just i was streaming and i can't turn it back om
Ah alr
"Mormons understand that there is a Heavenly Mother.[7] However, the three persons of Godhead (God the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost) are to be the only objects of worship."
so now im unblocking dlls, common issue
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damn the endgame is sick
why is she wearing clothes but he isnt?
they had to patch out the multiple wives in the 19th century patch
Don't think too hard about it
That's poggers
you can't get to super heaven without getting married
I also want that
really?
Say gex
they even account for ayy lmaos
Who tf are you
J man made other planets, but those planets entire purpose is just to help humans become immortal
How so
fuck, that means there is the mormon multiverse
Hurts my eyes
sorry babe
Don't
If you replace the alien with ken carson it could legit just be a ken carson music vid
@edgy abyss
i was not prepared for this
I remember my friend told me shemet some mormons and they were like "ayo wanna free bible?"
And she was like "wowie free bible hell yeah"
The sheer dissapoinment when it turned out it was book of mormons 
already saw this perfectly normal dragonborn

Need
According to Mormon scripture, "the elements are eternal".[59] This means, according to Smith, that the elements are co-existent with God, and "they may be organized and reorganized, but not destroyed. They had not beginning, and can have no end."[60] This principle was elaborated on by Brigham Young, who said, "God never made something out of nothing; it is not in the economy or law of which the worlds were, are, or will exist."[61] Thus, Mormons deny ex nihilo creation and instead believe that God created or "organized" the universe out of pre-existing elements.[62]
its awesome
CAN YALL STOP YAPPING ABOUT RELIGION BRO
so wait
mormons are epic
if he made it out of pre existing elements, who the fuck made the original elements
this is how rhey get you
mormons are mostly just rpg nerds
ask uhhh
also enough yapping, i gotta sleep. That was a hell of a lore dive, someone makes the dark souls dlc asap
that one guy
who talks for an hour about space shit
on youtube shorts
and anywhere else his face pops up now
neil tyson
They always existed, duh
Like god
more like ken arseson
the super god, secret boss that will be announced in the next dlc
Language!
interesting take
My fucking garage door alarm loves randomly going off
They don't see the whole adam/eve apple incident as a bad thing, because you have to fuck up sometime to improve yourself
these fucking bastard
why are you screaming at me
Probably because it's wired up like a suicide vest
thats pretty based tbh
all fixed
shoot back with ar, that'll teach them
im going to spraypaint dicks on their plywood frames
@prisma quiver @tidal trellis fixed
It is
so the prestige system in exaltation

Mormons be like
Good to hear
so the justification is "well bro, j man did it and became a god, so if you just git gud, you can too."
I'm starting to suspect that zoro may be a mormon missionary
nah, not at all 

Missionary sex
A good friend of mine growing up is. I just didn't bother playing 20 questions with him over all that
we can speak russian in here?
Rocket
oh no don't tell me the south park episode on this shit was actually accurate.
there is but its rank restricted
need to be a higher rank to access it
classism
the deep lore says dude found the 3 gold plates on a hill in new york, then read them in a hat with a magical stone, and translated teh "reformed egyptian plats" into the book of mormon.
fucking hell, the south park episode was accurate
alright, enough doomscrolling theology, i need sleep
but i honestly have no clue
i cant speak russian
You don't need to know what's happening in there 
@solar obsidian Who actually is in yo pfp tho
๐ฒ
๐ฒ
So be quiet 
best part
โ๏ธ๐
nuh uh
D :
no more watching
hunter thompson from fear and loathing movie
if you will watch again, i will cut off something else
I will parry it
i think i will go now
we are not in ultrakill 
Mordhau cunt
later @toxic sundial
Byeeeeeee!
still shit 
he doesn't know i got a surprise



BLACK COCK DOWN 
"a skateboard"
Homosexual po:


Jana
what was the original song called?
Spongecock
dracula by rob zombie
how do you know about that channel?
it doesnt even appear in the side bar
He doesn't know
I would go say hi quickly but I don't wanna be murdered
@livid pond 
idk, prob just from getting rookie
i think your hiding something chips
ััะฐะปัะฝั is rank restricted
only protection against curious souls
the fattest shit i ever saw ๐ซถ
so much logic
i wonder what they do outside of 4chan
Ranch primer layer, I wish I held that kinda power
Zoro
@placid sail
cat
its already true
Nice nails, Artyom 
why not get coffins/ stilettos?
is bro posting his own twitch clips
hell is that
fucking knives
nice nails Artyom

soviet pushistik 
it wouldn't cut it the other way
and I didn't fucking record it
sinnera
?
i dont recognize that language
seeing as how shes the modern E-girl template im sure she has them as well
Watch Untitled and millions of other Arma Reforger videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
listening to the souls of the damned, gotta be my favorite activity
im about to say some of the most deplorable degenerate scuffed, cavegoon dwelling shit you all have ever seen
then don't
those who arent partial avert your eyes
no, this is brainfart I WONT be silenced
cocked
WHAT
east west
ahahaha
he said 3 -4 people south east
average novice post
how did @narrow lotus not warn his ass just for the pfp
oh true. miracle
Mmm! Play abiotic factor and drink latte!! Yippee!
ive been wanting to play that game
manufacturing?
fucking kek
is it any good
i got no friends to play it wit though ๐ญ
and i dont think ill fuck wit it as much if its singleplayer
Singleplayer is just as fun and honestly feels easier because you don't have to equip other people with your resources
it is still good but like
mp is just so fun
as it is in most games
Mp is goofy fun, the game is fun in itself without the need for other people
they said summer
i dont have the game and i dont have friends willing to play it 
this shit why novices should still not be allowed in here man
@pale ingot DEEPWOKEN MENTIONED!!!!
thats what i been saying from the start



