🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

you cant say "oh thats not porn thats nsfw" when nsfw is a wide label that can also contain shit like gore

[fluid heron]

In the Irish genes

[slender rock]

sadly no

[tidal trellis]

car

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-charge-hit-gif-10539533

[slender rock]

irish is like barely 1.0

[tidal trellis]

also hi blur

[slender rock]

I have more brit/scot than irish

but the Apaches loved doing a bit of conflict

[toxic sundial]

Mfers always be like I'm half Irish bro you were born in Denver

[prisma quiver]

Blur was prolly around when lincoln got murked

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

bros born on dublin street, where the loyal drums did beat, and the loving english feet they walked all over them, and every single night when his da comes home tight, he'd invite the neighbors out with this chrorus, COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-ira-ira-sunglasses-pira-provo-gif-25915741

[fading shuttle]

smh, encouraging terrorism, mods burn their balls

[prisma quiver]

Someone get the car bomb

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-catgirl-peek-anime-gif-25075622

[toxic sundial]

Erm it's freedom fighting actually so it's based when I explode a civilian coffee shop

[pastel quartz]

purely for hate against the british, feckin colonizers

[fluid heron]

We only have to be lucky once you have to be lucky all the time is the hardest fucking quote

[fading shuttle]

france was a colonial state

[narrow lotus]

p!weebsh uwu

[foggy mantle]

The uwu type could not be found. Use p!weebsh types to see a list of types.

[narrow lotus]

😠

[fading shuttle]

stop trying to say "oh during this 12 year period we werent actually"

[narrow lotus]

p!weebsh owo

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[toxic sundial]

People always talk about car bomb no one ever talks about the quad tube van mortar that also self destructed

[pastel quartz]

a leprechaun will come after you when you steal his gold, when you steal his land, he rigs your car with bombs

[prisma quiver]

p!weebsh owo

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

p!weebsh owo

[tidal trellis]

ew

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

Trump-san nooooooo

[slender rock]

you're also forgetting the american version being Geronimo and Cochise et al.

[pastel quartz]

sounds like them alright

[fluid heron]

Nobody talks about the homemade rpgs

[toxic sundial]

I remember reading about that mortar van and just being amazed

[pastel quartz]

hopefully my new pfp won't be confused for cropped porn again

[toxic sundial]

Like who does that

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818779819000725511/1245050253669957753/idontwantpeace.gif

[slender rock]

Lozen

[toxic sundial]

You really gotta hate a mfer to do that

[slender rock]

too

[fluid heron]

Ai porn style

[pastel quartz]

I disassociate the part when france was a monarchy, so, doesnt really matter

[slender rock]

you guys suck

[tidal trellis]

just use something normal? 🤯

[slender rock]

😠

[pastel quartz]

a character that half the show just wears a bikini, makes sense

[grizzled meadow]

France mentioned, Stella will talk about Napoleon

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to serannanas

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[green schooner]

I’m reverse searching it

[grizzled meadow]

Look she's almost there

[grizzled meadow]

It's not porn/NSFW

This time

[pastel quartz]

horny

[green schooner]

Sad

[green schooner]

I only like men

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-statue-stare-greek-gif-75658711477913430

[grizzled meadow]

Charon stop being gay

[pastel quartz]

gae

[pastel quartz]

based

[slender rock]

super gae

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[grizzled meadow]

Charon are you gay

[green schooner]

Am I

?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes or no

[toxic sundial]

I really wish the Joaquin Phoenix Napoleon was a good movie

[pastel quartz]

when you dont have options for dating, might as well date other dudes

[green schooner]

Am I Mr falco?

[toxic sundial]

I was so hyped

[fluid heron]

I forgot you can't say that

[green schooner]

I swing both I just think Femboy hotter

[slender rock]

Charon you dingus

[slender rock]

Bisexual ?

[grizzled meadow]

Charon you're fired

[pastel quartz]

no french dub, or an accurate portrayal of the 5'7 short emperor

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbid-rabbids-go-rabbids-wiimote-funny-gif-21266291

[slender rock]

swings both ways...

[toxic sundial]

Gunpowder line combat is incredibly cinematic when done correctly and they just fubbed it I thought

[pastel quartz]

for a fucking movie that portrays french history, characters dont speak french, or even just an accent

so I just skimmed over the talks that happened while I was taking a shit. when are you starting to post naked hoes?

[toxic sundial]

And yeah it's basically a Napoleon hitpiece

[slender rock]

and guess who did dishes without gloves again

[fluid heron]

I forgot about these Satan spawn

[green schooner]

You do dishes with gloves?

[toxic sundial]

The original Napoleon movie was better in just every way

[tidal trellis]

you?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[slender rock]

I was impatient

but yes

[grizzled meadow]

Napoleon mentioned

[fluid heron]

why you need gloves are you doing surgery?

[green schooner]

Weird

[toxic sundial]

Don't be jealous we'll talk about Mussolini later

[grizzled meadow]

1984

[narrow lotus]

Jowe donoeut cahre

[grizzled meadow]

It's not the same thing...

[pastel quartz]

is 5'7 considered short

[green schooner]

It is

[green schooner]

Yes

[toxic sundial]

Yeah atleast Napoleon was based, fuck Mussolini

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-suprised-cat-tiktok-cat-cat-reaction-reaction-gif-22189351

[pastel quartz]

average height for the time

[fluid heron]

I was going to hit him with the classic trap

[pastel quartz]

how much is it in cm

[slender rock]

after a while if you keep using detergents they dry the fuck out of your skin, and continued use without gloves can make your skin have an allergic reaction, crack and bleed or itch like no end

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkAY6cfba_4

[pastel quartz]

dictator(emperor) vs dictator, take your pick

[slender rock]

I'm dissapointed stella didn't say anything

SMH

okay shinji-kun

[green schooner]

The fuck?

[slender rock]

calm down

[toxic sundial]

Gonna be real chat, not a big fan of fascists

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/match-my-freak-nasty-girl-nasty-tinashe-is-somebody-gonna-match-my-freak-match-my-nasty-gif-4523901821422817957

[fluid heron]

New strat

[toxic sundial]

Or monarchs for that matter

Or popes

[green schooner]

Monarchs are cool

Tho

[toxic sundial]

Or authority in general

[grizzled meadow]

I will pretend I didn't read that shit

[slender rock]

not here they won't

[pastel quartz]

can't believe I just got banned for that

[green schooner]

Ok mr blind eye

I HATE falco

[tidal trellis]

I feel sorry for Falco

poor guy

[slender rock]

he hates you too Charon

[pastel quartz]

napoleon wanted france and the rest of europe for himself, mussolini is the little brother of a certain angry austrian painter

[fluid heron]

Why because he doesn't bend to your will?

[slender rock]

xD

[pastel quartz]

I love Falco he's corrupt in the positive kind of way

[grizzled meadow]

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

[green schooner]

He does

[tidal trellis]

OH MY

NOT AGAIN STELLA

MY GOD

[green schooner]

Good song

[grizzled meadow]

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

[toxic sundial]

[tidal trellis]

I WILL FUCKING PAY PAL YOU TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE

[grizzled meadow]

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

NAPOLEON MENTIONED

[tidal trellis]

PLEASE

[toxic sundial]

VIVA LA FRANCE

[tidal trellis]

I AM ON MY KNEES HERE

[grizzled meadow]

NAPOLEON MENTIONED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fading shuttle]

I'm shitting

[toxic sundial]

FrenchFart

[prisma quiver]

Hey Falco I have a funny idea

[toxic sundial]

NapoleonFart

[grizzled meadow]

Me too in a bit

[fading shuttle]

Taking a poopie

[green schooner]

So what about Mussolini

[pastel quartz]

mf, imagine liking a class of poeple that aim to be higher than the working class and claim to be superior

[prisma quiver]

Make a rule that stella can't mention napoleon

[tidal trellis]

there needs to be a napoleon command

[fading shuttle]

Napoleon

[green schooner]

the fuck? Of course

[fluid heron]

It plays a Napoleon sigma little dark age edit

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

This is better imho

[green schooner]

We are not all equal

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-gif-25604421

[pastel quartz]

if stella had a time machine she'd go back just to marry napoleon I bet

[green schooner]

some are just better then others

Sometimes

In every way possible

[pastel quartz]

that dont fly straight with me, Whenever I see monarchs, I see heads to feed for the guilliotine

[fading shuttle]

Napoleon would look at her and say "why is this Irish woman here, send her back to her plantation"

[fluid heron]

Imagine explaining the context of this message

[prisma quiver]

Why was Napoleon low-key a twink tho

[tidal trellis]

before she gets killed

[toxic sundial]

We need a !Napoleon that is just a gif of Joaquin Phoenix falling over and dying and it pings stella

[tidal trellis]

and forgotten to sands of time

[green schooner]

I’d just sound egotistical

tbh

[pastel quartz]

imagine putting your rights and life into poeple that claim to be better

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/knob-knob-job-blowjob-hand-job-skilled-gif-12340772

[pastel quartz]

mf, you know what you want, not them

[pale ingot]

anyone polishing their knob

[grizzled meadow]

Stella actually going political? That's against the rules

[toxic sundial]

Who TF makes this gif

[fluid heron]

Who up polishing their knob?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwf-hmmm-im-waiting-gif-13421546

[green schooner]

Ban her

[fading shuttle]

Stella will excuse anything for her husbando, don't forget Napoleon was a monarch too

[green schooner]

stella made her husband into a twink

[tidal trellis]

poor guy

[grizzled meadow]

Italy had to stay with the monarchy, nuff said

[tidal trellis]

I feel sorry for him

[green schooner]

I hate Italy

nvm they made cool pistols

And shotguns

Funny little guys

[toxic sundial]

Italian shotguns are pretty based

[green schooner]

Yeah they are

[fluid heron]

Should I even kill rykard

[green schooner]

The French never invented anything

Lame country

[fluid heron]

I just walked in grabbed the serpent hunter and walked out

[fading shuttle]

Why aren't you taking a shit yet

[grizzled meadow]

Stella in suicide watch rn writing a WOT about Napoleon

[tidal trellis]

I think im having a allergic reaction to smth, my nose is runny

uh oh

[pastel quartz]

monarch that improved france, removed bad infrastructure, put up a bank that saved frances economy, that mind you, king louis did nothing about when it was crashing, to not sound biased, he completely removed womens rights the moment their married

[green schooner]

he didn’t invent anything

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-writing-lobster-writes-speech-bubble-stan-twitter-gif-26079717

[fluid heron]

They invented the raw undying scent of piss

[toxic sundial]

We need another John Browning

[green schooner]

French people invented being a shitty person

and

being stupid

[fluid heron]

New york mastered it

[pale ingot]

and being pussies

[grizzled meadow]

I like to wait until the last moment

[green schooner]

That to

[pastel quartz]

godly femboy

[solar obsidian]

what

[grizzled meadow]

This is a certified Napoleon moment ong

[eager igloo]

STRIGOI

OMG

[tidal trellis]

hi delight welcome to hell

[pastel quartz]

Hello

[eager igloo]

HORNYPOSTING IS OVER SHUT UP

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[fading shuttle]

Stella when monarch "me angry kill", Stella when Napoleon monarch "ehrm akschually he was one of the good ones ok, he wasn't even a real monarch"

[eager igloo]

H

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[pastel quartz]

what hornyposting I'm watching anime

[tidal trellis]

still bad

[fluid heron]

Sephirothsword57

[tidal trellis]

me rn with the heat

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tips-hat-sephirothsword57-gif-8493123414973008245

[toxic sundial]

Gonna get a new pistol

[tidal trellis]

what does this mean charon

[grizzled meadow]

charon what does this mean

[pastel quartz]

in a way, he was, he rose througe the ranks and actually deserved the respect and wealth, and not being born into it, and there are times where its propaganda, like where he desserted his men in egypt and other major losses

[prisma quiver]

BRO SHUT UP

French twink discussion

[toxic sundial]

Bro you ain't beating the Napoleon allegations

[tidal trellis]

is stella still talking about napoleon

[grizzled meadow]

NAPOLEON MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[tidal trellis]

jesus christ

[pale ingot]

im gonna play chiv 2 again

easiest medieval game ive ever played

[tidal trellis]

famous last words

[pale ingot]

power trip to play

[toxic sundial]

Wow ham still has me blocked

[fluid heron]

Are we talking about fucking Napoleon again?

[toxic sundial]

Guess you don't get the react then

[pale ingot]

i only got like maybe 1 hour and a half in it and im already fucking balling

[placid sail]

[green schooner]

I haven’t slept let me try to think what I’m doing

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836688410667647066/937943899522093056/45653BD0-B3CA-4684-BF06-5AB1F44E21E1.gif

[fading shuttle]

Wake up busy, it's Napoleon o'clock

[placid sail]

I pray for the day stella takes the meds, and we all disappear

[toxic sundial]

I like chiv 2 also is my point

[fading shuttle]

Time to talk about the 12 year timeframe which Stella believes is the entire history of France

[pale ingot]

i like it because its piss easy

[river robin]

So true

[pale ingot]

mordhau is a whole different beast

but chiv 2 is trivial

[toxic sundial]

I have 3k something hours in mordhau, so yeah it's pretty easy to stomp mfers

They just ain't ready

[pastel quartz]

some parts are just supposed to be left out

[toxic sundial]

Strangely enough I could never get the hang of for honor

Like I just couldn't get into it like I could mordhau or chiv

[pale ingot]

never played for honor so idk

[river robin]

Very French thing to say….

[toxic sundial]

Anyways sword fighting games are based and way cooler than any first person shooter

[fading shuttle]

That's cus for honour is a fighting game, not a medieval sim

[pastel quartz]

french brainrot

the worst kind

[river robin]

That would require me being unexiled and I’m unsure that will even happen at this rate

[fading shuttle]

She retreating from Frances entire history

[placid sail]

it would be really funny if clownie or you knew the history of France really well and would bully her with disappointing french history facts every time she starts rambling about her favorite midget again

[river robin]

Exactly

[fading shuttle]

Real french behaviour

[prisma quiver]

Try telling this to german people

Or Japanese people

[fading shuttle]

I just bring up the fact that France had colonies aswell anytime she complains about other colonial countries

It's good enough for me

[toxic sundial]

Downloaded Shogun 2

[pastel quartz]

not talking about countries with genocide in its history

hell nah

[placid sail]

I thank you for doing your part

godspeed

[tidal trellis]

Stella try not to mention Napoleon challenge

https://media.tenor.com/jGBZgtdSlWcAAAAM/spongebob-spongebob-meme.gif

[prisma quiver]

Napoleon was a twink

[green schooner]

Ok leapold

Calm down

[river robin]

What about southern France which largely rolled over for and participated with the Germans due to common shared sentiment among its populace?

[pastel quartz]

possibly, still would prefer him over macron

[fluid heron]

I just fucking annihilated rykard

[prisma quiver]

I think most people would prefer just wiping france off the map entirely

[fluid heron]

Least boss boss ever

[jagged robin]

Crazy MGS theory, but what is Iroquois Pliskin and Solid Snake are the same person?

[pale ingot]

what chiv 2 is better at than mordhau is its ultra fucking cinematic

[grizzled meadow]

I live for this

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[tidal trellis]

I would've posted a better gif but Pakistan doesn't like tenor

and its blocked

[toxic sundial]

I wish I loved my wife as much as Stella loves Napoleon

[river robin]

Obnoxious sound effect :(

[prisma quiver]

I wish I had a wife

[fluid heron]

This would be life if Stella shut the fuck up about Napoleon

[fading shuttle]

Don't forget the french had a part in rwanda

[pastel quartz]

maginot line worked well, too well, there was supposed to be defenses in belgium too

[river robin]

This doesn’t address a single word I said

[jagged robin]

OOC but I love how whenever someone says that Pliskin and Snake are the same person, the other person just says something like "That's just a crazy fan theory"

[tidal trellis]

I fear everytime stella is typing

[green schooner]

bulllshit

[tidal trellis]

when she is in Napoleon craze

[pastel quartz]

what do you want me to say, shit like "fascists dont count"

[toxic sundial]

When I went to Paris I got to see the Eiffel tower and right outside a kid in a bus shined a laser in my eye

So that was cool

[green schooner]

Napoleon was kinda mid and horrible military strategist

[placid sail]

are you even a country if you haven't commited one?

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-shocked-seriously-omg-tremors3-gif-22329296

[grizzled meadow]

It's understandable if you are not a fan of the games or have never played them, Solid Snake and Snake from MGS3 have the same face and voice

Or Solid Snake and Venom Snake

[tidal trellis]

nowe we wait

does stella take the bait

[pastel quartz]

only worked since lighting warfare relies on suprises

[green schooner]

He was still

[green schooner]

Kinda sucky

and lame

[fluid heron]

Solid shit and liquid shit

[river robin]

No i want you to acknowledge that France had a direct hand in the continuation of and contribution to the efforts started by the Germans.

Hell, the whole concept of universal guilt would be significantly less culturally important in France if they hadn’t.
It was that impactful to them, because they knew what they did.

[green schooner]

he didn’t do anything

[minor cypress]

Nah just found a banger song

[jagged robin]

As a fan of the game for almost 6 years now, it kinda just does feel like that

[river zealot]

||i mean they are literally clones||

[drowsy solstice]

Yeah

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laugh-laughing-laugh-out-loud-the-office-gif-16948548

[toxic sundial]

The true mgs tragedy is that metal gear rising costs more on steam than mgsv phantom pain

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, but, read again that message

[toxic sundial]

We truly live in a society

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[river zealot]

ah

lol

[jagged robin]

holy shit it does

[eager igloo]

Illiterate society

[minor cypress]

True

[toxic sundial]

It got so memeified they upped the price

[jagged robin]

Fuck Konami

All my homies hate Konami

[minor cypress]

Kuck fonami

[toxic sundial]

In other news there's a bunch of upcoming games im excited for, 2023 was a snore for new releases

[tidal trellis]

he looks so stupid with the axe

[tidal trellis]

BAHAHAHA

[eager igloo]

STRONGHOOOOOLD

[jagged robin]

Konami ruined Metal Gear, I can't wait for Kojima's new action stealth game totally not inspired by Metal Gear

[grizzled meadow]

Almost a bingo today

[pastel quartz]

oh no

[tidal trellis]

this what happens when u can't stop yapping

[toxic sundial]

Ds2 is coming

[jagged robin]

That too

[green schooner]

how’s your staring babies @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

still staring

[green schooner]

Bingoooooo

[toxic sundial]

I hope kojima delves more into horror games I think he'd do it great based on that one demo awhile ago

[green schooner]

I call bingo

I win

[tidal trellis]

yes (haven't played it though)

[minor cypress]

Damn i missed ryry dropping fucking truth nukes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[toxic sundial]

I'm ready, I am truly zased and kojima pilled

[tidal trellis]

okay I go do things now

bye people

for now

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rei-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-smile-saturday-plugsuit-gif-5226046882121014039

[prisma quiver]

Any Lalo Salamanca feet pic enjoyers in here

[toxic sundial]

Alr I got to go, have a good day brainfart

[toxic sundial]

Stella take your pills

[pastel quartz]

talking about political shit online never has a happy ending, lets just go back to horny?

[pastel quartz]

no horny

[wraith osprey]

wrong

[pastel quartz]

bonk me mommy

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[true sedge]

i hate this cat

[jagged robin]

he is overcome with anger

[grizzled meadow]

BRO SAME

https://tenor.com/view/tradfi-real-users-meet-crypto-gif-24004753

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/yeojinburger-eepy-kitty-cat-drinking-milk-baby-bottle-gif-6201052041711472951

get a job

hate him ^

[river robin]

I would like to bring attention to this post previously made

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1244655710462152827/794b7d8aece0badd.png?ex=66626db5&is=66611c35&hm=285eda0396c6b33832b1e89dec624f19dbdd3728bafafd94c9fccde019c76f04&

[grizzled meadow]

@true sedge what about this one

[true sedge]

im glad hes been brought to justice

[pastel quartz]

aint no sugarcoating it my guy, it is what it is

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-kyle-rittenhouse-rittenhouse-kyle-chad-tie-straighten-gif-23766072

Troll complete

Returning to hq

[pastel quartz]

why would I lie and be someone else so I'm more likeable, that aint me

I stay true to myself

[river robin]

Normal French behavior

[pastel quartz]

more trust fund baby

Ik

you're a rich hairess?

[pastel quartz]

rather be the how I really am, than be someone that I aint

[pastel quartz]

"rich" is questionable

I rely on my allowance

[river robin]

You say that but you’re always changing who you are on discord.
Your username is never the same.

[eager igloo]

Thieving @placid sail

[slender rock]

lol

[river robin]

Never said I made it

[placid sail]

children and husband are temporary
glory of french empire and napoleon is eternal

[pastel quartz]

makes it harder to track aint it

[river robin]

Listen Stella let me save you the time.
I am a master at poking holes, no matter how minuscule, into arguments in bad faith.
You cannot win this.

[pastel quartz]

meh napoleon will be forgotten after the next extinction event

[placid sail]

I almost forgor about it

[pastel quartz]

I don't got a reason to argue

[placid sail]

nah he good I appreciate re-using it anyways

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-frieren-fire-flames-hot-gif-7599056546983191152

[pastel quartz]

you have something I want back there or something?

[fading shuttle]

elf

[pastel quartz]

[fading shuttle]

you are not harder to track

[pastel quartz]

would

[fading shuttle]

you are the most consistent person in this discord

[river robin]

Exactly

[fading shuttle]

you could create a new account and we would figure you out in 3 days max

[pastel quartz]

me?

[river robin]

No, Stella

[pastel quartz]

yeah cuz if I just don't use anime pfp you'll never figure me

[pastel quartz]

bruh, I'm tired of running, back then I used to leave accounts behind and start a new one when I enter a new server just in case someone recognizes me

[slender rock]

i think this is sylphy from Jobless not Milf elf

[fading shuttle]

elves are all the same

[river robin]

Weirdo behavior

[pastel quartz]

got tired of doin allat

[slender rock]

Not really alex

[river robin]

Absolutely deranged

[toxic sundial]

https://youtu.be/Ztg4LrqLtsQ?si=3PB2CJliyDubKVhn

[pastel quartz]

get into trouble with poeple who are liable to doxx you, and you understand

[toxic sundial]

[solar obsidian]

cropped anime porn*

[river zealot]

yes kill them all

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rudeus-sylphiette-ear-lick-mushoku-tensei-mushoku-mt-s2-mushoku-tensei-season-2-gif-7229932656853024875

[river zealot]

kill all knife ears

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[drowsy solstice]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

whose side are you on

[river robin]

Simple: don’t give them the info to dox you in the first place

[solar obsidian]

yes

[fading shuttle]

except she already did

[grizzled meadow]

ALL FLASH AND NO FURY

[fading shuttle]

no, sex

[slender rock]

Bro did he sniff her ear

wtf

[toxic sundial]

900 year old elf who's been perfecting his spearmen ship since before my ancestors were even born when I fucking SHOOT him with a GUN

[pastel quartz]

A bit of trivia for those that haven't watched this anime: 30+ something year old japanese shutin dies and gets reincarnated as a baby then proceeds to get creepy with young girls in another world. Pretty good watch, would recommend.

[slender rock]

Rudeus you weird motherfucker

[pastel quartz]

thats the thing, I provide literally, the minimum of information on this account, but my paranoia tells me they can still find a backdoor to hack into

[river robin]

Take your meds

[slender rock]

he almost died in the other world

how the fuck can you managed to die twice bro

[pastel quartz]

almost

[slender rock]

did

[fading shuttle]

nibble

[slender rock]

the shiny fuckhead was like you fucked up retarde

try again

[pastel quartz]

at that point he was internally a 50yo man nibbling the ear of a teenage elf

[slender rock]

that's one thing that disturbs me of the series

[pastel quartz]

a take on how pablo escobar escapes the search bloc, before they get to get something slip out into a new account

[slender rock]

if they can like

not do that

then it would be decent

[pastel quartz]

different emails and everything

have you tried giving people time to become accustomed to your quirks instead of becoming someone new every few weeks

[fading shuttle]

you are not pablo escobar, you are a mentally ill french milf

[solar obsidian]

did you compare yourself to pablo?

[slender rock]

Pablo is dead

[pastel quartz]

boy do I have a recommendation for you

Tensei shitara Dainana Ouji Datta node, Kimama ni Majutsu wo Kiwamemasu

[pastel quartz]

stole his tactics on escaping the cops

yes

[fading shuttle]

bro died to them

[slender rock]

No

stop it

[pastel quartz]

:x

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcla1wAwVQY

[pastel quartz]

yes, on a rooftop in his hometown

I'm aware

[minor cypress]

Shit did i miss this chapter too

[solar obsidian]

i think stella deserves a brainfart reject. too much brainrot.

[placid sail]

man not the dick punch!

[tidal trellis]

the more I see Stella here, more I am convinced she should get the reject

so that its better for her own health

I don't think being here is doing any good

[fading shuttle]

сральня exile

[pastel quartz]

the fucking gulag

hell no

[tidal trellis]

pull the trigger falco

[placid sail]

surely this braindead creature will immediately renounce being schizo and spending too much time on the internet after she's made a brainfart reject

[fading shuttle]

nah but if she was in offtopic theres a higher chance of her getting banned

[slender rock]

ignoring the Ital-french brainrot victim for a second, ted

that image goes hard

[placid sail]

so you just want her to be banned without directly asking it, I see

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/1247983211653369866/image.png?ex=6662ab30&is=666159b0&hm=5d385aa67887ea1c7a122a89a3dd4567bd3d8ebe5146fd46fda5cb8307ebc83a&

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[solar obsidian]

maybe will give at least a bit of sense of how stupid this acting is

[placid sail]

riiiiiiiight

[pastel quartz]

I agree let's send Stella to #╟❓general-offtopic

skom and josta can keep her company

[grizzled meadow]

Stella ranting about Napoleon is the funniest shit of the moment and you're all complaining about it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pipkin-pippa-pippa-phase-connect-cappipalist-kys-gif-17194982401535092334

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/michelle-tomlinson-does-not-want-finn-as-mod-gif-17112295783149218487

[slender rock]

Atticus, Trent and Dre

[placid sail]

I was about to ask how that repetitive slop "napoleon good" could be in any way funny, but then I remembered you citing dracula flow in caps every fucking couple days of so

[grizzled meadow]

And I'm not the only one who does it, your point?

[fading shuttle]

falco is stuck in a timeloop

[pastel quartz]

putting me in a room with someone thats closer to a certain austrian dictator is questionable

[minor cypress]

Nah, no sense rejecting stella

[fading shuttle]

you are poopiehead

[pastel quartz]

rather be in the gulag

[grizzled meadow]

I still have to take that shit, almost ready

[fading shuttle]

and the people who also do it are poopieheads

[fading shuttle]

i stole it

[minor cypress]

As long as she realizes shes sitting right next to all the circus clowns of brainfart.

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible, it's still knocking on my door

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/yoru-war-devil-csm-love-you-valentine's-day-gif-2333792217033406083

[pastel quartz]

This place is comparable to an asylum, I have been un-exiled months...months ago yet I'm still here

I'm aware of the poeple here

[tidal trellis]

he can rap?

[minor cypress]

brainfart isn't really that bad. Noisy, but far from crazy

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/asa-mitaka-chainsaw-man-asa-mitaka-chainsaw-gif-27208362

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-loathing-in-las-gif-14410133

[tidal trellis]

holy shit its actually delight

[pastel quartz]

brainfart can never be fully crazy as long as I'm here

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAC2qkcrDY

"I'm not a rapper"

[drowsy solstice]

Would

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

closer to a shitposting server than a channel in a server thats meant for gamma support

[minor cypress]

Cant even be properly racist here gypsies don't count

[pastel quartz]

hello mods he just slurred against my ppl can I have a ban?

for him I mean

a ban for him

[tidal trellis]

zoro of course wanting to be killed

[pastel quartz]

as in ban him

[minor cypress]

Nah, just memeing

[tidal trellis]

after being brought back

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAC2qkcrDY

I'm not a rapper

[fading shuttle]

you arent european

[minor cypress]

Im more laughing at people acting like brainfart is hard or some shit

[fading shuttle]

thats our word

[solar obsidian]

hello there
slept for 12 hours, just ate lunch, feeling tired...
how are you holding up?

[drowsy solstice]

I'm racist (i love racing)

[tidal trellis]

brainfart ez to survive

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-mekro-gif-27551956

[tidal trellis]

there is 2 filters to brainfart

[pastel quartz]

not hard, just filled with mentally challenged poeple

[pale ingot]

played enough chiv 2 for today. realest power trip

[tidal trellis]

Alex and ryry

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mirror-look-at-yourself-gif-14778330

[frail scaffold]

What happened this time

[pastel quartz]

aware

[carmine isle]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxbOaNdwO0ydSo6fYzIzv8Oybkt1sX6zuI?si=Sne1Aipn4_0JDwk-

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-chivalry-confused-wtf-gif-23808914

[minor cypress]

Im more entertained that we went from french to pablo escobar anime protag

[tidal trellis]

okay I retreat again until I fully return

[pale ingot]

nothing i just played 2-3 rounds, had fun, enough 4 me

[pastel quartz]

say what you want it works, I havent had an account breach or get my account hacked in months

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-4372156584801469333

[toxic sundial]

There's a good tom Scott video on this

[solar obsidian]

high

[minor cypress]

If this was for securitys sake, you could have just fucking asked me

[fading shuttle]

neither have any of us, and we dont do the pathetic stuff you do

[minor cypress]

Literally my job, holy fuck

You've been doing this clown shit for security?

[pastel quartz]

this account lasted the longest out of any of my accounts

[river robin]

Months! Months everyone!

Never mind the fact it’s never happened to me, period.

[minor cypress]

Holy fucking delusion

[river robin]

Stop clicking on weird links

[pastel quartz]

be in the bad graces of poeple who are liable to doxx you

Letting someone else use your discord account probably

[minor cypress]

You think changing personas does anything for account security

[slender rock]

clicking on those "you win a free prize" link

[river robin]

Delusions of grandeur

[drowsy solstice]

🤨 how

[slender rock]

who are you trusting here

WTF

stop it

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwf-hmmm-im-waiting-gif-13421546

[green schooner]

@pale ingot I reinstalled it

[fading shuttle]

its your own fault for continuously giving enough information to have them be able to dox you

[green schooner]

you were right

[drowsy solstice]

I have my original account for 2k+ days

[minor cypress]

Come on, give me a bit of faith stella

[green schooner]

@grizzled meadow hiii bestie im back from nap

[minor cypress]

You cant be that dense

[grizzled meadow]

"pls reject stella she's annoying"

Also Stella dropping the fattest lore ever

[drowsy solstice]

(this one)

[pastel quartz]

oh no, if I really went for that, this account would be dead in the water

[minor cypress]

Gimme a crumb of hope

[fading shuttle]

shes just retarded, its like a female khaytiil

[pastel quartz]

pls reject stella before she doxxes himself

[solar obsidian]

do you enjoy talking to homeless people?

[pastel quartz]

and another account would pop up in 2-3 months time

[placid sail]

like, sexually hard or

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clap-gif-19269286

[grizzled meadow]

Can't wait for her to talk about axes and unibrows

[river robin]

Again, we would know

[slender rock]

hard as in difficult you

fucking

perve

[minor cypress]

Here, you want some paranoia fuel

[placid sail]

actually yes, except it's shorter and about specific topics only

[drowsy solstice]

Anyway

Women

[pastel quartz]

if you're gonna join on an alt make sure to ask some actually braindead shit in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat before coming here so your history looks legit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sds-gif-26103598

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, talk

[pastel quartz]

I have no idea

[minor cypress]

https://www.maltego.com/

[slender rock]

idk when are we gonna do the braintfart meetup

[placid sail]

how can brainfart be difficult? like a test? huh?

[slender rock]

👀

[minor cypress]

Go set this up and run it on yourself

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[slender rock]

I donno, it's not even a test

[drowsy solstice]

Balls

[minor cypress]

Its an open source intel collab tool

[pastel quartz]

except that I'm not her

[slender rock]

explains everything, fucking shit... well

[drowsy solstice]

Wtf is a meowmachine

[minor cypress]

Go dox yourself now with a free tool any monkey could use

[slender rock]

!meowmachine

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1123431242038251590.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[pastel quartz]

I wouldnt admit to something that aint true

[pastel quartz]

are you saying it gives you access to the info other users put into it as well

[slender rock]

p!meowmachine

something like that

[pastel quartz]

p!weebsh owo

[slender rock]

shh

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[slender rock]

damn it

[pastel quartz]

self doxxing tool?

interesting

[slender rock]

ted...

[drowsy solstice]

Xd

[slender rock]

you gave it awaaay

[grizzled meadow]

That's a sentence and a half

[slender rock]

it was a psyop bro

[placid sail]

what's the catch mister shady cybersec

[pastel quartz]

its expensive

[minor cypress]

Nah, just finds info thats been gathered from multiple online sources and correlates them into pretty graphs and charts

[pastel quartz]

• your own inputs right

[slender rock]

South Africa

[minor cypress]

Uhh, the community version only does so much and its better with apis.

[olive aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-beat-up-pogger-gif-22865694

[placid sail]

sus

[minor cypress]

No, i mean use the tool on yourself

[slender rock]

i guess metasploit is nutered now?

[placid sail]

it installs a camera in my pants doesn't it

[slender rock]

benzine it's okay it won't see anything

[minor cypress]

If you are seriously actually worried about online privacy, you're doing it in the dumbest way possible.

[prisma quiver]

hi

[slender rock]

🫶

[minor cypress]

Nah, its still kicking

[pastel quartz]

I just realized Mota is actually Stella's alt

interesting...

[slender rock]

been a while since I used it in the cisco class

[placid sail]

stop trying to prevent me to goof around with your boring FACTS

[slender rock]

and comp forensics class

[minor cypress]

Cobalt strike is pretty solid

[prisma quiver]

What

I would kill myself if I was french

[slender rock]

then I realized that here in sac there's nothing for jobs in that field

other than statejobs

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

but eh

[pastel quartz]

you sure this is a fix-for-all solution?

[placid sail]

silence lithium

[drowsy solstice]

Sexy

[slender rock]

it's all the bay area or San Jose or south bay area

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605

[drowsy solstice]

Do not

[pastel quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/privacytoolsIO/comments/fwgvsb/windows_10_best_privacy_practices/

[drowsy solstice]

Fuck

[minor cypress]

What is

[lunar brook]

Stalle be like:
I am going to stay true to who i am no matter what!
10 minutes later
I am literally Pablo Escobar

[placid sail]

nice

[drowsy solstice]

Why ppl are so retarded

[slender rock]

nice

[minor cypress]

Real as fuck

[fading shuttle]

gods strongest schizophrenic soldier of the grand armee

[pastel quartz]

not that too but, something that makes the paranoia quiet down

[prisma quiver]

#🎪bruh-fart

[olive aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[pastel quartz]

my whole burner account ordeal is the result of my paranoia telling me that poeple I have wronged will doxx me

[minor cypress]

Its software not a pill

Fucking christ

[drowsy solstice]

I know, but it's different when it comes to real life

[solar obsidian]

you should get that checked

[minor cypress]

Actually fuck it we feeding these delusions

[drowsy solstice]

Like who the fuck breaks open the battery

[minor cypress]

https://tails.net/

[pastel quartz]

no, like a guarantee

[solar obsidian]

she's gonna turn into madirex anytime now

[fading shuttle]

I AM IN YOUR WALLS STELLA, IM STEALING YOUR EMAIL PASSWORDS

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[pastel quartz]

stop bullying madi omg

[drowsy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[pastel quartz]

had to call it? I dont trust links after being told to click it

[minor cypress]

Go install tails linux on a thumbdrive, set up your own DNS server, use a self hosted vpn, burner emails and accounts, go setup yubikey and 2fa for all your accounts on a burner phone

[solar obsidian]

dont click it

[minor cypress]

Oh wait

Discord isn't open source, so who knows if the code is bugged

Uninstall that shit now

Dban the drives and burn them after microwaving and shooting then

Oh wait

[fading shuttle]

the only os that isnt bugged is temple os

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/862363332538007603.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[fading shuttle]

uninstall windows now

[minor cypress]

99% of the shit you use isn't open source

[fading shuttle]

install temple os

[pastel quartz]

discord knows everything you do btw I hope for your sake you either have it installed on a burner phone or a PC with nothing important on it

[minor cypress]

Fucking monkey, the cia is in your walls now

[fading shuttle]

gods final temple

[prisma quiver]

Jana

[slender rock]

or don't and dare someone to step on the property as they get 50rnds of 5.56 from an elevated poso

[minor cypress]

Actually, you're an heiress

[drowsy solstice]

I'm masturbating daily, I don't care

[grizzled meadow]

Does anyone here know how to remove the background from an image?

[minor cypress]

Time to beg for fun money to setup your own ISP

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296167427652321302/1151954615760334848/ezgif-2-b776869d9b.gif

[slender rock]

??

[minor cypress]

Can't have things being compromised farther down the line

[pastel quartz]

I keep almost posting the glowing dildo damn it

[grizzled meadow]

Is my english that broken

[slender rock]

no

[solar obsidian]

https://www.remove.bg/

[lusty sonnet]

yes

[minor cypress]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A

[pastel quartz]

no he's just restarted

[slender rock]

or do that

[grizzled meadow]

Already tried, doesn't work well

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853085552512598036.gif?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[grizzled meadow]

You won't help me frfr

[fading shuttle]

very poorly regarded

[solar obsidian]

photoshop and youtube tutorials then

[minor cypress]

Oooh the spooky black room too, tapping your comms

[slender rock]

I can

[low atlas]

they're gonna see your balls broo

[slender rock]

how well does it need to be the better question

[low atlas]

ooooooooooooooo

[lusty sonnet]

you won't help me either frfr

[drowsy solstice]

Who cares

[grizzled meadow]

Can you remove this white

[olive aurora]

dont use photoshop adobe spies on you now 😂

[slender rock]

yeah

[minor cypress]

And you made your own ethernet cables right? You don't use wifi or mobile data, right?

[olive aurora]

implying they didnt before

[pastel quartz]

you can remove the background with gimp but it takes a bit of learning and patience

more patience than learning tbh

[grizzled meadow]

Keep the same resolution, should be 128x128, I need to make an emote with this one

[slender rock]

rog

[minor cypress]

And you have everything shielded against TEMPEST standards. Right?

[pastel quartz]

I use the wifi of another router being connected to another router

unironically

cant be too safe

[low atlas]

you have your own satelite too dont you?

[slender rock]

gonna have to downsize it anyways

[solar obsidian]

Stella Kaczynski

[minor cypress]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename)

[minor cypress]

???????

[pastel quartz]

I need me one of those

[minor cypress]

Thats not how any of this works

[drowsy solstice]

[low atlas]

that just makes the road a little longer

you're still walking down that road

[pastel quartz]

FUCK

[fresh rose]

That doesnt matter tbh considering we all use google and get all our data stolen anyways and such

Just start selling your own data

[minor cypress]

Oh no, theres another hop on the network. What ever will i do?

[pastel quartz]

anyway dude, I get it, I'm being too paranoid

[low atlas]

it aint binary like that though, just because SOMEONE has your data

[fresh rose]

They can know what you do but they cant make profit off of your data if you sell it 1st

[low atlas]

doesnt mean EVERYONE does

[minor cypress]

My point is, if you're gonna be this fucking paranoid, you either have a fuck ton to learn, or a ton of fucks to learn not to give.

[pastel quartz]

even if most of your data gets stolen anyway at least you can create disconnections between your various online activities

[minor cypress]

Anything else is sheer unfounded retardation and larp

[pastel quartz]

best I can do is a vpn, right

[fresh rose]

Imagine caring about your data online like you had a choice of privacy in the 1st place

Lol!!!!

[placid sail]

irrationally afraid of someone doxxing her
tells a lot of personal information, including paranoia, to complete braindead randoms in brainfart
"I'm not a liar"
either you are, or you're completely retarded

[placid sail]

remove.bg

you're welcome

[drowsy solstice]

Don't use anything related to the internet to be as private as possible

[grizzled meadow]

No, just want to make a better emote, the one we have is lq

[minor cypress]

Vpn doesn't do much tbh

[fresh rose]

Live in the woods with no electricity or running tap water

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[heavy peak]

Perhaps

[pastel quartz]

thing is, theres a gap in that, only saying the bare minimum, you dont know if its true or fake, since theres no proof, its free to believe it or not to believe it

[minor cypress]

Its marketed as a security measure, all you're doing is making a tunnel from point a to b.

[fading shuttle]

[pastel quartz]

its either a lie or it aint

[low atlas]

the thing is most data collected isnt from your active connections as far as i have learned, you registered to how many things now, and how many free services are you using? most if not all free services will use your data as their business

@pastel quartz really?

[pastel quartz]

believe what you want to believe

wrong chat

[minor cypress]

Not to mention ad tracking qnd marketing

[drowsy solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[prisma quiver]

Im freaky

[fresh rose]

I just bought alex' house address from google for 10 bucks

I am going to visit

[fading shuttle]

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh

[fading shuttle]

im feeling ROMANTICAL

[low atlas]

bruh?

[grizzled meadow]

Bro had that shit copied and pasted 🤝

[drowsy solstice]

What chat

[minor cypress]

People are scared of government, they should be scared of fucking marketing teams

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-friend-friendship-muscle-fry-cook-games-gif-27500379

[lusty sonnet]

I bought @grizzled meadow's real name for a bowl of pasta and chicken nuggets

[low atlas]

only reason you should be afraid of govt is if your existence is illegal to begin with

[drowsy solstice]

I fucking hate government

[grizzled meadow]

Yes it's Giuseppe, now what

[low atlas]

on the internet anyway

[grizzled meadow]

30 on 30

[pastel quartz]

shit got me worked up, I'm gonna catch a fresh breath outside

[lusty sonnet]

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bruh-what-omg-gif-25859848

[fresh rose]

Im not scared though.

[minor cypress]

Don't let the snipers find you

[low atlas]

good, i am

[drowsy solstice]

?

[placid sail]

so you are lying, tsk tsk tsk

[minor cypress]

Mf acting like not telling sensitive info to randoms on the internet is a personality trait or super power

[slender rock]

@elder pivot

[minor cypress]

Instead of common sense

[lusty sonnet]

wrong falco

[low atlas]

well zoro

i know when you clock out of work

[slender rock]

fuck it

[low atlas]

seems like you lack that common sense hmmm?

[slender rock]

@grizzled meadow

[minor cypress]

I know 99% of our alerts we work are false positives from ad traffic

Its annoying as shit

[slender rock]

I hate discord sometimes which UI

sucks

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247994948133847175/ri8xOcrlFaO9lOmV.mp4?ex=66620d5e&is=6660bbde&hm=e050334998b16a0ec54c9ba69bc68764e49dab066bf192d2109d5786cba5fb41&

[minor cypress]

Ooooooh oh no

[placid sail]

decoy work to throw you off zoro's tail

[low atlas]

ok, when do you clock out of work?

[minor cypress]

Fucking buy me breakfast then 😚

[pastel quartz]

how much does your place care about what europe does online

[grizzled meadow]

What's up

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[low atlas]

you prefer eggs or meat for breakfast?

[fresh rose]

I live at this house address in New Mexico

[low atlas]

ill make it at home and ship it over

[fresh rose]

Come find me

[lusty sonnet]

all fun and games till a false negative shows up and every hates their lives on a friday evening

[grizzled meadow]

Wonderful, thank you

[solar obsidian]

anytime 🤝

[minor cypress]

Not much, as long as we know our peeps are in europe

[minor cypress]

Yes

[narrow sorrel]

sniiiiiitch

[low atlas]

making it as we speak, just tell me when you clock out of work

:)

[pastel quartz]

Falco can I share my uncropped pfp I feel it's too good art to not show others \

[low atlas]

so i can time it

[pastel quartz]

some of it

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-bobby-gif-3479536

[narrow lotus]

@solar obsidian 🖕

[placid sail]

Yalco, ban this man, he's a liar

[slender rock]

no horny, stop it

[lusty sonnet]

been there before, wouldn't wish it upon you

[solar obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/302415005146677248/964655894128390175/G.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, it's fine

[fresh rose]

Yes thats stolen now

Fuck you bro

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Pixels

[placid sail]

hd regarded

[lusty sonnet]

new emote for brainfarters just dropped

[pastel quartz]

I got approval

[slender rock]

although it was an in webm format shits has so much Jpg compression on the side

[minor cypress]

Me panicking about siem outage that wasn't planned, only for it to come back online the minute before i was gonna call people

[slender rock]

is that.. uhm

[placid sail]

moderators' gooning sesh starts now

[eager igloo]

Porn

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/866172305490575361.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[pastel quartz]

Nami from one piece

[slender rock]

Nami from uhhhhhhhhhhh One peice?

yeah

[pastel quartz]

thing is, you either believe it or you dont

i will post ebanko

[placid sail]

there's a third, secret ending option, where I don't really care

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26319704

[minor cypress]

Sometime after noon

[placid sail]

banger

[lusty sonnet]

coworkers be like: "I got this new rule that I'm gonna enable this afternoon" some people didn't sleep that night cuz it wasn't tuned

[pastel quartz]

its your choice, do whatever the fuck you want

[narrow sorrel]

censored pussy

[pastel quartz]

is that 3 different YEPs

I aint got a say in that

[eager igloo]

Pussy in bio

[low atlas]

@minor cypress @lusty sonnet btw, since you both are in the field i was curious if you ever saw any chances for pen testing in your time working

[dreamy flax]

Added new stolen emoji named yep

[low atlas]

i know its a far goal for me but im curious on how available that field is nowadays

[minor cypress]

Was it on a friday too?

[drowsy solstice]

Xd

Classic

[lusty sonnet]

always, he's no longer allowed to push shit to production on any day after wednesday now

[minor cypress]

Better luck going for the bigger picture and doing vuln mgmt first, then specializing

[lunar brook]

[minor cypress]

Also i hope you like paperwork

[pastel quartz]

ebanko posting has concluded

[lunar brook]

cock

[low atlas]

i am only going into my internship now and honestly its so demotivating because out of like 500 applications i only got a single reply that said 'sry we full homie', so im scared of going into the job market

i knew a guy who somefuckinghow

got into pen testing

[drowsy solstice]

balls

[low atlas]

as an intern uni student??

[lusty sonnet]

in my case yeah, but I don't like pentesting in general. I'm mostly blue team but we've got contracts for pentesting rolling out every 2 weeks or so (for the full time pentesterts that is). But the entire reporting bullshit is really what pushes me away, cba to find 1 exploit in a customer and spent an entire day writing the report

[minor cypress]

Yeah shit is rough and saturated as fuck rn. Cybersecurity in general isn't an intro level field

[placid sail]

[minor cypress]

and

[prisma quiver]

Freaky

[pastel quartz]

Would it help if you managed to hack the firm you're applying to or would it just get you into trouble

[minor cypress]

Its less matrix shit, and more "fuck its reporting time get me out of this spreadsheet please god"

[lusty sonnet]

I actively turn down those requests cuz i'd rather work on new detections

[low atlas]

i figured that would be the issue with pentesting and despite me being interested in it the most, i'll probably try to look at the other titles for now and see what im comfortable with

[pastel quartz]

Train your spreadsheet game by playing EVE online

[minor cypress]

Reporting bullshit is what motivated me to spite learn vba

[low atlas]

issue is, i cant really graduate without getting an internship with 'cybersecurity x' written on it

so its a struggle

[minor cypress]

Just treat cybersecurity as a pyramid

Best security dudes aren't the cert goblins. Its the admin that knows tons of shit and moves to security.

[low atlas]

yeah that system is common now man, you need to show ur university that you had industrial training to graduate

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

guess the first one alex

[minor cypress]

Ah, then go for it. Any internship is good tbh. Get your foot in the door at a SOC

[low atlas]

well thats meant to be the bootcamp, a fucking internship

[lusty sonnet]

if you really want into security, look for some Blue Team stuff, gives a good basis and you can always grow into pentesting on the side. Both jobs complement eachother. You know how tools tick and that helps in both functions

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797449352188526622/1240065188565094471/deepfry.gif

yea thats not working very well

[lusty sonnet]

I had a 6 month internship after my studies at my workplace for being a SOC analyst, kinda vibed from there then

[minor cypress]

Also, learn a metric fuck ton of admin stuff for OS/servers, plus networking, and pick up bash/python/powershell to make your life easier.

[drowsy solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901812343103688769/1248267907637448785/just-a-week-away-woohoo-v0-alzvgwhpwv4d1.png?ex=66630b94&is=6661ba14&hm=167292adfff1b4b300abb4659f7db438d8d6cb47209549a2240e132d31c6e44d&

[lusty sonnet]

going from analyst to engineer to whatever the fuck they can find out

[low atlas]

yeah, that seems like the general advice i get from most people in the field

[low atlas]

networking i have pretty decent foundation in at the moment i'd say

[slender rock]

@fading shuttle Faye or Revy as the waifu with lung cancer?