🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

[minor cypress]

Pesto chicken, put it in salads, sandwiches, whatever.

[atomic crane]

pesto is fire

[glad carbon]

pesto is fire

[open laurel]

brainfart what we talking about fill me in

[atomic crane]

turkey, havarti, pesto, butter, italiano bread

[minor cypress]

Mix in pasta with some cherry tomatos or something

[atomic crane]

fill you up

[open laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152399941861457/1122878159147237407/847C494B-65E5-4C09-850F-94E0ECD88EF0.gif

[glad carbon]

alfredo is pretty good

[minor cypress]

If you feeling extra, pesto chicken slapped on some garlic bread and bake it

[atomic crane]

alfredo is pretty much only good on fettucine with grilled chicken

[glad carbon]

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/drague/vil-lov4.gif

[atomic crane]

you know like the frozen meal

[glad carbon]

mmmm yes

[atomic crane]

chicken fettucine alfredo

[glad carbon]

alfredo pasta bake be fire tho

[atomic crane]

i like pesto on a turkey panini

[glad carbon]

i have learned the secret of a good pasta bake

[atomic crane]

i need to get some pesto man

[open laurel]

is it okay to not really like pasta stuff

[glad carbon]

mother sauce or something

[minor cypress]

Ya bechemel, the key to making 99% of sauces.

[atomic crane]

does it matter if anyone else thinks its okay

[minor cypress]

A cousin to roux

[atomic crane]

say that shit with yo chest homie

[minor cypress]

Well, roux turns into bechemel after you add cheese.

[low atlas]

yeah I only like bechamel tbh

other pasta is eh, prefer rice

[open laurel]

yes they can like it i think its fine

[atomic crane]

bechamel is like mayo right

[low atlas]

ehhh not really

[minor cypress]

Nope

[atomic crane]

bullshit you are lying

hollandaise on eggs benedict goes hard

[placid sail]

*milk

[minor cypress]

Bechemel is flour, butter, milk.

[minor cypress]

That too.

[atomic crane]

that sounds like a wednesday night

[glad carbon]

mind wiped

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[minor cypress]

If you've ever made homemade gravy, you have made both

[pale ingot]

aw man now im hungry

[atomic crane]

this is brainfart

zoro, what do farters do when they see the word "mother"

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/head-shake-no-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-gif-14636085

Fuck it, we putting them on roux duty

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune2021-baron-harkonnen-gif-26958884

[atomic crane]

this is from oneyplays

[minor cypress]

Anyone who burns their roux shall be executed.

[dreamy flax]

📚 Roux ( | ru )

• A mixture of fat and flour heated and used as a basis for sauces

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cannibal-the-musical-alferd-packer-colorado-matt-stone-trey-parker-gif-22427840

[minor cypress]

And will not stop until it looks like hershey chocolate

And the consistancy of wet sand

[slender rock]

HOW THE FUCK

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

DOES ONE

BURN

FUCKING

ROUX

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[slender rock]

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS BURNT THAT SHIT

👀

[minor cypress]

By having low attention span and weak fucking wrists.

[slender rock]

HOW THE FUCK

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYhptTsVT5k

[slender rock]

YOU CAN'T FUCK IT UP

[hazy finch]

oi cunt

cunt

[slender rock]

HOW DOES ONE FUCK IT UP

CUNTS

[hazy finch]

cunt

[atomic crane]

first 15 seconds of this video

[minor cypress]

Everyine gets to burn their first roux. No more.

[slender rock]

I NEVER DID

[atomic crane]

you will roux the day you burn your second

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-jesus-i-will-send-you-to-jesus-gif-25817244

[minor cypress]

[slender rock]

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAAAAMILYYYY

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[slender rock]

AND YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN

[hazy finch]

@grizzled meadow oh great italian put an end to these french activities immediately

[atomic crane]

gnight

[pale ingot]

ddhhaumnhnn
...... that bitch can fart.....

[minor cypress]

Good, now make jambalaya from scratch

[slender rock]

I don't touch southern cooking

[minor cypress]

Shame

Its delicious

[slender rock]

it's an artform I am not ready for

[atomic crane]

interesting symbology here in connection with jambalaya

[slender rock]

I am not fucking it up

[atomic crane]

what did he mean by this

[slender rock]

I know better

[minor cypress]

Damn it lmao

Nah, most southern peeps are just happy you are trying

[slender rock]

also there's two zoros I talk to

[minor cypress]

Its not bad.

[atomic crane]

"wypipo dont season they food"

wypipo:

[solar obsidian]

ah thats blur

[slender rock]

are you the same braincell is the question?

[minor cypress]

Substitute carrot for bell pepper in your mierpoix and add garlic

[minor cypress]

Where

[hazy finch]

i put cheese on my toast does that count

[slender rock]

local discord Zoro

then brainfart Gamma Zoro

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/only-one-there-can-be-only-one-highlander-gif-12213479

[slender rock]

battle of teh zoros

[minor cypress]

Ready to send you back to the field for burning roux

[slender rock]

that's like not washing rice until the water runs clean

[minor cypress]

Seriously, jambalaya easy as fuck once you learn how to roux

And you make extra roux because its immortal

Then it gets turned into dirty rice, gravy, gumbo, etc.

Its real hungry hours now

[pale ingot]

gotta love cooking

[minor cypress]

Its fun and a worthy skill

[pale ingot]

gotta be worthy to pick up the kitchen knife

thor if he was awesome

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428684505927385098/1240459183137226842/GIzbeyjW0AEnMnP.jpg?ex=6646a323&is=664551a3&hm=ec9fd064424e67b8ed463794d955ed7265c251a5970c64c7c684e685ff9bd33a& Purple went goblin mode from that shit.

its the fucking vtubers section what did you expect

cry about it

can we get halal vtuber

there are male vtubers

[wraith osprey]

blue no diff

[pale ingot]

ok but if we dont classify it by how much pleasure they feel red is the best because that head is so good his dick is getting ripped off

its like a black hole in there

wtf

he found the halal vtuber

nowaying

[solar obsidian]

blue

[old kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863537896244772935/1056591304135561256/srat.gif

[wraith osprey]

yellow is transcending tho

[old kettle]

🤙🏻

[pale ingot]

green is a freak fr but he hiding it look at the smug
white was getting sucked by fucking medusa

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade s coworkers

[stone blade]

ah no theyre rude to everyone

[hot snow]

yellow is in the acceptance stage of grief

[minor cypress]

Customer service, the true humbler

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Customer service will make you realize there's people out there that are simply braindead

and angry over issues that do not exist

[hot snow]

I already know those people exist

I do reside in brainfart after all

[minor cypress]

It doesn't get any better the higher you go. The bitching just gets more expensive.

[minor cypress]

Seeing friends turn into absolute goblins over the dumbest shit at a restaurant or store

[pale ingot]

missing 1 paper towel is grounfs for goblification

[minor cypress]

Unless its an allergy, paying a ton of cash, or directly related to the quality of stuff, i leave em be.

Had some dudes cut trees down a while back. It rained. They didn't care.

Climbed up that shit in the pouring rain with chainsaws and a rope, cut it down, and was confused i was out there helping em clean up and bringing towels

Lawn dudes? Always leaving em water and snacks.

[pale ingot]

youre too normal and goodhearted bro people dont expect that shit

youre too sane

[minor cypress]

The only time i go goblin mode is when i have to call IT/internet provider for things outside my access to fix, and they give me the runaround or a bullshit answer. That pissed me off

[minor cypress]

Nah dawg thats just being southern

[pale ingot]

like the south pole? damn..warm up soon bro

[minor cypress]

Last time i goblined out was arguing with some indian tech about what my internet plan supported.

[pale ingot]

i hate stupid people

people being dumb angers me

[minor cypress]

Tried telling me that my plan didn't support a certain speed and device and was causing issues. While i was currently using that device at that speed.

I mean...maybe? Depends on the issue.

Ahh. I've had to do similar before for issues

They'll blame home equipment until i get a tech out and beg them to look at the line subscription, splitters and check coax.

[pale ingot]

going goblin mode solves a lot
just dont lose yourself in the sauce then you turn into a fucking karen

[minor cypress]

Then lo and behold, its a bad coax and the line is saturated.

True. The goblining is reserved for special occasions.

[pale ingot]

essaying

[minor cypress]

Last tech was nice enough to clean up a ton of cabling and splitters i planned on doing when he came by. The power of having snacks on standby

[pale ingot]

i hate stupid people being stupid

like you

you're a stupid
dumb dumb

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/mirror-monday-morning-shocked-dog-funny-dog-gif-22203011

[fallow trellis]

heterophobe

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-happy-sad-bipolar-lol-gif-4818184

[solar obsidian]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

this is who youre talking to.. watch out kid

[glad carbon]

wheres big furry men vtuber huh? why is it all anime women

[fading shuttle]

there are big furry men vtubers

just noone watches them

[pale ingot]

there are men

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

bo bbies

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/F2XzU1esuFY

[fading shuttle]

there are only 2 male vtubers types that are popular, twinks and gae men

[pale ingot]

and the british

[fading shuttle]

yes, forgive me

there are 3 male vtuber types, twinks, gae men, and the british

[grizzled ingot]

calling PETA rn

[livid pond]

leanbeefmommy

[pale ingot]

i love muscular feminoids

[grizzled ingot]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4jZWHDVoAk6odU.jpg

she was too powerful it overloaded your grid

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kancho-naruto-one-thousand-yeard-of-death-anime-kunai-gif-17754931

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[wraith osprey]

i will surely win because i am faster

[pale ingot]

stick the sword blade into the skin between his toes

crack that shit open like youre using a crowbar

[fading shuttle]

i will use my masterful sword technique to cut the opponents foreskin off in the middle of combat

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/xu-toe-toes-toenail-foot-gif-17753109

[solar obsidian]

[pale ingot]

I will use my sword technique practiced over decades in order to scar-ify my opponent and draw a penis on his forehead

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-full-charge-combo-attack-roocifer-gif-25156694

[pale ingot]

he's so menacing .. ..

my god..

[next phoenix]

Clearly a master of his craft

[prisma quiver]

Free Kay Flock

Free the stomper

[minor cypress]

Who

[glad carbon]

the waffle stomper

leave him locked up

[runic kernel]

Hi Frota Hi spacezoro Hi ham Hi Delight

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hi there

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[glad carbon]

hi catboy

how are you

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

no hi

[glad carbon]

iedy i think ur cooked

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[glad carbon]

covid protection

[minor cypress]

The only acceptable cat spammer

[placid sail]

improved mask design, yes

[placid sail]

may god forgive the vileness of your heart

[remote vine]

Hello to you too busy

[placid sail]

[remote vine]

[low atlas]

snail on the right is one fat fuck

holy shit

[next phoenix]

They kinda cute

[minor cypress]

I thought they were eating salt piles for a moment

[low atlas]

what are they eating

[crimson flame]

souls of the damned

[next phoenix]

Seems like something that would make them sick

[ruby minnow]

My school got a 3 hour boring festival

And i gotta wait for it to end

[prisma quiver]

Free Kay Flock

Ny drill rapper who is facing a murder charge even though it was clearly self defense

Opps spun on him

WOW

THIS NEW PROFILE GUI IS SO BAD

[next phoenix]

If it self defense I'm sure it will be a not guilty court then

[prisma quiver]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

[prisma quiver]

Nah

It was with an illegal gun

In new york

[next phoenix]

💀

[prisma quiver]

Hes clapped

Hopefully he wont get charged with murder though

[next phoenix]

I believe he is "cooked" as the youngins say

[prisma quiver]

It's all on cam

So I don't think hes gonna get the murder charges

[pale ingot]

noobed

he should flee the country and leave for columbia

[prisma quiver]

He's awaiting trial

[placid sail]

that would have ended pretty fast and pretty gruesomely

[next phoenix]

Kinda just all depends on any previous charges but like if it all on film then it's easy drop of those charges or at least a shorter trial of not guilty

[prisma quiver]

Pretty sure the guy initiated an argument outside of a barber shop then started aggressively walking towards them with his hand in his pocket

And then Kay Flock shot him

Or sum like that

[next phoenix]

Uhhh

That depends on exactly what happens and the mood of him and the judge if we labeling that as self defence

[prisma quiver]

Well the least hes gonna get is illegal weapon charges

Worst prolly life in prison

[next phoenix]

Also I don't know new York's exact self defence law, states are all slightly different

Pretty sure homie probably getting like 10

[river zealot]

Hey ruski

Im breeding cyanite bees to make a turbine

[prisma quiver]

Got a better chance of going home if he snitches

[next phoenix]

Snitches on whom ? Seems like an open shut case with nobody else involved

[prisma quiver]

Hes a gang member

Theres also several other people in DOA who are awaiting trial

[placid sail]

modded bees are still broken good at producing resources out of thin air, I see

[next phoenix]

Well I'd recommend him to not do the thing that gets u killed

[placid sail]

man

[prisma quiver]

Snitching > Life in prison

[placid sail]

I miss that industrialcraft addon that allowed you to crossbreed plants into new and better ones

[prisma quiver]

Crazy how the guy was a gang member for all this time but then when he tries to settle down this shit happens

I mean happened

It happened like 4 years ago now

[next phoenix]

U might have ur life ended in prison for being a snitch kekw

[prisma quiver]

Or sum

[placid sail]

much better and actually challenging in contrast with disgusting mystic agriculture, damned be its name

[prisma quiver]

I know

But would you rather take guaranteed life in prison or snitch

[next phoenix]

That's literally how it works in that line of business

[river zealot]

Mystical agri is still very shit at making stuff

[prisma quiver]

Literally goodfellas

[river zealot]

You waste like 4 blocks of cyanite to make one seed

[next phoenix]

People see u try and go legit and sabbatoge u

[river zealot]

And you wont get another seed

[next phoenix]

Wut game has these bees?

I love bees

[placid sail]

never call me to your server if it has mystical agriculture or draconic evolution

[river zealot]

And you need like 8 essences for 1

[river zealot]

Damn

I was gonna one day

But ok

Atm has mystical

[river zealot]

Atm 9 modpack for Minecraft

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[next phoenix]

MINECWAF BEES LETS GO

[placid sail]

back in the day, bees used to be just a funny little sprite

and now it's CHONKE BOI

[next phoenix]

As a bee should bee

U defy them phisics u thicc little bee u

[glad carbon]

remember bee mod

[pastel quartz]

fasole scazuta cu carnati

[glad carbon]

where you'd make weird hybrid bees

[glad carbon]

sorry dude we dont speak balkans

[pastel quartz]

oh I was just happy to have something to eat

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

specify, there were a few

[prisma quiver]

It's been 3 years

[placid sail]

there's an actual mod that adds the entire fucking bee dimension, even

[prisma quiver]

Not the bees 😭

[glad carbon]

how

[prisma quiver]

I need to play all the mods

[prisma quiver]

Ion remember

[glad carbon]

the WHAT bee dimension

[prisma quiver]

But idk I always get bored of

[placid sail]

sex bee dungeon

[prisma quiver]

Modpacks without a clear goal

[glad carbon]

real

[placid sail]

sloppy honey beejob

[glad carbon]

modpacks that have a goal always have like 60 hours of factory building needed to get to that goal

it sucks ass

[fading shuttle]

wow getting involved in crime has consequences

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

refried beans with sausage

[glad carbon]

bee jay

[next phoenix]

Crazy how nature be like that huh

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/zoomer-tide-pods-eating-snack-glasses-gif-16629132

[prisma quiver]

The green ones taste better

Fn

[glad carbon]

[prisma quiver]

Fruit ninja

[glad carbon]

i was more angry birds

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-batts-good-fellas-dig-gif-16585857

I love goodfellas so much

It is such a good movie

[narrow lotus]

[prisma quiver]

If my actions on discord didn't have consequences then WOW

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-9536254737568072105

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-26178844

Is that nba youngboy

it is

I hate that guy

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discordian-discordian-drama-gif-27029881

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/F9Ay74LfKd4

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-21094172

[glad carbon]

[solar obsidian]

what the fuck is this piece of shit

[minor cypress]

New theory

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jamming-music-cute-dog-dancing-gif-14898974

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-caspi-jake-cute-doggo-gif-17257242

[minor cypress]

Most judges or anyone in legal are absolute pricks to work with

I thought doctors were bad, but gah damn these people are rude.

[storm stream]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1790989978719363464 @broken topaz @winged chasm

[river zealot]

Hehe herr

[winged chasm]

Those are gold

[glad carbon]

why does he draw V's next to the answers

[storm stream]

shouldn't the answers have to include articles? I feel like it's an important part of German

[winged chasm]

Ahhhh nahhhh their all wrong anyway

[storm stream]

wdym?

[winged chasm]

The answers are all wrong to some degreee

Either wrong letter or funny insinuating answer

[minor cypress]

Bro what is with people this morning lol

[minor cypress]

How you gonna be a massive cunt and mention you go on vacation in 2 days, in the same sentence

Who are these people

[winged chasm]

Hey Dickfuck,i have a long weekend

Does that help?

[remote vine]

government employees?

[solar obsidian]

why is this in my youtube feed

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-hynes-hynies-ding-ding-ding-we-have-a-winner-its-christmas-eve-gif-19820176

[modest dragon]

wtf i had the same in my feed

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

too much feds here

[remote vine]

[minor cypress]

Someone must be in the water.

[solar obsidian]

[minor cypress]

Lil bit

Owo

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[mossy void]

Targeted ads you weirdo

[naive bison]

never liked her

vampire scum

[coarse bear]

[coarse bear]

Delight... Anime.. Waifus..

[mossy void]

It tracks

[coarse bear]

It does indeed

[naive bison]

he fucks bricks

[mossy void]

Fn weaboo

[solar obsidian]

guys, i hate anime. c'mon

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[coarse bear]

[mossy void]

You have a top ten wafus list in your notes app that you still haven’t whittled down below 100

There are good anime out there, but the thing that really turned me off of it all is the constant quote unquote “fan service” aka softcore porn

[modest dragon]

why not both

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-vomit-projectile-puke-puking-gif-13726696

[minor cypress]

You would not survive kill la kill

[modest dragon]

goddamnit you deleted that comment too fast

do it

[mossy void]

I am aware of the scantily clad warrior lady
Never watched it

[coarse bear]

Naked men*

[minor cypress]

Its good as long as you realize its satire

[coarse bear]

👏

[modest dragon]

im speechless

[livid pond]

logan paul

[coarse bear]

Oh man, I liked your fight against what's his name..

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-senor-ben-chang-small-i-cant-see-gif-4463703

[tidal trellis]

He says hi

[modest dragon]

hi

[lusty sonnet]

🤔

[solar obsidian]

im hungry

[tidal trellis]

Fair tbh

[livid pond]

brainrot

[solar obsidian]

i could eat something

[modest dragon]

something in mind?

[solar obsidian]

something with 4 legs and big

[lusty sonnet]

falco?

[prisma quiver]

I'm so horse I could eat a hungry

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-yanderedev-horse-i-eated-it-all-i-cant-gif-16080536621512530509

[modest dragon]

a deer?

[solar obsidian]

every gamma furry having a boner rn

[prisma quiver]

Don't eat polar bear liver guys

That shit kills you

[modest dragon]

only if youre weak

[livid pond]

there go my dinner plans

[prisma quiver]

I survived

[modest dragon]

see you stronk

[prisma quiver]

Man i'm so hungry

I could eat a whole cube of tungsten

rn

[modest dragon]

why not two

[prisma quiver]

You know what

Why not three

[tidal trellis]

I fucking love tungsten cube

[modest dragon]

what the fuck is even that

[livid pond]

what is freddie dredd doing

[glad carbon]

[manic cave]

What's a tungsten

[glad carbon]

wait thats what he looks like

[modest dragon]

its heavy to describe

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/freddie-dredd-gif-647442436417922579

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1239895264681132042/togif.gif

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-boy-massacred-godfather-marlan-brando-look-gif-13993325

[fallow trellis]

were there no homosexual ninjas before?

[minor cypress]

Back Street Girls: Gokudols is also funny as shit

[modest dragon]

wth does the plus stand for?

[fallow trellis]

dlc

[lusty sonnet]

• falco

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[fallow trellis]

[modest dragon]

wtf

[naive bison]

are we still doing this shit?

[livid pond]

ubisoft plus subscription

[fallow trellis]

no italians in ninja land that im confident in

[naive bison]

that's because italians are white bro

[narrow lotus]

heh, she hasnt seen anything yet

[pale ingot]

bro who cares.....

[minor cypress]

Real?

[pale ingot]

everything

errthang

er thing

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

[modest dragon]

if its everything then why use the letters?

[narrow lotus]

Yeah tbf of course it's an Ubisoft AC game so it has to be shit

We lost

[modest dragon]

those letter people confuse me

[minor cypress]

I must not speak

[pale ingot]

everything they didnt list there

[naive bison]

remember when AC threw in some historical figures

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

like DaVinci

[modest dragon]

oh

[livid pond]

hey origins and odyssey were still good 🤓

[fallow trellis]

candice does

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1240363292678033458/caesar.mp4?ex=664649d5&is=6644f855&hm=ea65d3b61d28f96b619a5796b81d7d0849da35b25b898866f61670f129718a0d&

me fr

[modest dragon]

whos candice

[minor cypress]

Kurwa, pizda or whatever you guys say

[fallow trellis]

candice nuts fit in ur mouth

[pale ingot]

candice dingilagiggilagig fit in your mouth

[fallow trellis]

gottem

[naive bison]

in whta way

[tidal trellis]

tbh this is me rn

with the heat

I am melting

[naive bison]

NO ITS ALREADY ME

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-reynolds-goddammit-damn-hitmans-bodyguard-hitmans-bodyguard-gifs-gif-8352668

[narrow lotus]

meh boring character in origins and odyssey was so lazy

Valhalla exists too btw

[tidal trellis]

IM THE ONE MELTING

NOT U

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

gotta start somewhere i guess

[fallow trellis]

nothing personel

[naive bison]

im freezing

[minor cypress]

Series died after black flag

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/nooffense-willfarrell-gif-22092844

[naive bison]

but there is something wrong with me

IM SICK IN THE HEAD

[livid pond]

europeans when its 1 degree above 20C

[naive bison]

THE WORMS

🗣️ 🦇 🪱 🔥

[tidal trellis]

can we trade places

[minor cypress]

AC brotherhood was peak

[tidal trellis]

its legit super fucking hot here, I hate it

[naive bison]

no :^)

i like cold better

than hot

[tidal trellis]

man fuck u

[naive bison]

if hot you cannot unhot yourself

[modest dragon]

i just turned my ac on

[naive bison]

if cold you can uncold yourself

[livid pond]

cool setting but extremely bloated and not really interesting imo

[naive bison]

i have 3 pairs of socks rn on me

[lusty sonnet]

the Ezio trilogy books are also really solid

[tidal trellis]

I can't

the bill

[minor cypress]

I miss the multiplayer

[tidal trellis]

will be too high

[modest dragon]

how much cent per kw/h

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/kay-flock-dancing-gif-5216957336373024623

Is that kay flock

[tidal trellis]

I don't remember but its super high

and we already tight on money so

[modest dragon]

F

[naive bison]

the cheap rap video cameramen gotta be snakes

to weave ur body like that

[modest dragon]

i feel ya

[livid pond]

no dumbass 😡

[prisma quiver]

it is

[tidal trellis]

I'm frying like a egg here

[solar obsidian]

are u trying to say something?

[modest dragon]

how hot?

[ruby minnow]

Time is passing so slowly

[mossy void]

Someone put you in a pan of scalding hot oil?

Blood for the blood god

[modest dragon]

skulls for his throne

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[minor cypress]

At least humidity is low

[mossy void]

Bro is baking

[livid pond]

blud is from africa

[modest dragon]

i have 18°C in my room thx to the ac

[tidal trellis]

i saw that Delight

[mossy void]

We only get those temps on the worst days of the summer lel

[tidal trellis]

u can't hide from me

[lusty sonnet]

delight got caught

[solar obsidian]

😳

[tidal trellis]

I will chase u to the ends of the earth

mf

[solar obsidian]

finally, a friend

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-in-backyard-gif-17971300

[tidal trellis]

was a reference to something else but works

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[minor cypress]

Do i know what the snail looks like

[tidal trellis]

nice

[modest dragon]

i use those snail fences we have in the garden then it can do what it wants

[naive bison]

if it can't die just lock it in a box, dumbass

who says it passes thru walls

[livid pond]

who says it doesnt 😈

[naive bison]

he didn't say it so it doesn't

throw it in the ocean, it will be perma bullied by fish

also if you just, yknow, move to the other side of the world

[modest dragon]

what i dont get is it says knows your location at all times then why is its purpose to find me? you can only find what you lost and if its lost you dont know where it is

[naive bison]

it will take literal decades

for the snail to catch you

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-cooper-bbt-sleep-i-dont-need-sleep-gif-5115394

[livid pond]

bro go take a sip of water for me real quick, gotta stay hydrated in this weather

[modest dragon]

roger that brb

[dreamy flax]

📏 0.029mi (miles) is equal to 0.047km (kilometers)

[tidal trellis]

thank god for cold water

[lunar brook]

Holy shit based command

It converts imaginary numbers into real measurments

[solar obsidian]

welcome 🤝

[fallow trellis]

all numbers are imaginary

[minor cypress]

So...for every 13 hours, they will be up for 30 hr

[naive bison]

so every 48 hours they have 30 hours of wakefulness

[prisma quiver]

84c is v hot

[modest dragon]

didnt find water and got beaten with a wet spaghetti noodle

[placid sail]

I am obama's most racist snail

[modest dragon]

i have several questions

[placid sail]

none will be answered

ta ta

[ruby minnow]

Wtf does that even mean

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-noodles-noodle-ramen-gif-9417727894689626742

[modest dragon]

sad

[placid sail]

find solace in small simple things in life

like me, a snail

but I must fly now

[solar obsidian]

p!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[modest dragon]

the questions DONT STOP

[tidal trellis]

busy schizo arc

[modest dragon]

hey schizo brother

[modest dragon]

hello back

[broken topaz]

Very funny

[modest dragon]

im something of a comedian myself

[river zealot]

Who up rimming their world

[modest dragon]

nice name btw

[river zealot]

Thank you

[ruby minnow]

Who up getting a rimjob

[minor cypress]

So a snail can only move 13.92 miles in a month

So 167 miles in a total year. Not accounting for time spent doing anything that isn't moving or sleeping.

[modest dragon]

how do you do that miles to km command

[tidal trellis]

hi

[dreamy flax]

📏 167.0mi (miles) is equal to 268.76km (kilometers)

📏 1,392.0mi (miles) is equal to 2,240.207km (kilometers)

[modest dragon]

damnit wrong comma

[modest dragon]

hello there

[minor cypress]

So move 268km a year to avoid snail

[modest dragon]

or couldnt you just go back and forth a certan distance to avoid moving so much?

i mean it cant catch up if you do it right right?

[minor cypress]

So if texas is 1270 km from east to west, it would take the snail approximately 4.75 years to go from one end of Texas to another

[remote vine]

bobama

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Contract

[modest dragon]

i mean yea sounds way chiller than my solution

[minor cypress]

So assuming you get 10mil, get a baller RV and buy some property, the snail would never get you.

[remote vine]

kinda dumb name, I'll give it 7/10

[minor cypress]

Assumimg the snail is of normal intelligence

[remote vine]

live a celeb lifestyle and never live in a place for more than a few months

ez

[inland jackal]

my desktop rn

[tidal trellis]

the longer I live, the longer the universe is upset with me

and has to fuck shit up to cope with it

[remote vine]

pissing people off is good actually

[tidal trellis]

my favorite activity

[cedar lion]

Real

[pale ingot]

oh no

the discord bad ui is infecting the PC discord layout

profiles.. buh

[storm stream]

Is this a Clear Sky reference??

[glad carbon]

[proud torrent]

https://vxtwitter.com/lythero/status/1790854137246036447

🍓

[fading shuttle]

real wildlander gameplay

what type of character you playin?

plan on doing stealth?

yeah, stealth is nerfed hard, need to invest into magic to make it good

i think theres a spell in illusion that gives you higher attack speed

[river zealot]

Whats your vehicles

Did you just start

[glad carbon]

the random jump cuts where 1/10th of it disappears into thin air:

[solar obsidian]

#🛩war-thunder reeeeeee

[minor cypress]

So good

I will neither confirm nor deny how accurate this is to the show

[remote vine]

evangelion if it isn't ass

[minor cypress]

Hersey

[remote vine]

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-young-man-youngman-have-a-great-day-gif-9177715154218768625

Og ending is ass, but the extra movies are 10/10

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-mari-illustrious-makinami-makimani-mari-gif-17904169693924541477

[remote vine]

acceptable position

🤝

[minor cypress]

[fading shuttle]

shes doing the ashley face

yoo

[inland jackal]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/leyley-pat-gif-7948977760259733206

[inland jackal]

whar

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-mari-4rebuild-gif-22679762

[mossy void]

Evangelion more like bad

[fading shuttle]

real

[broken topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706256350623039488/1240299048229933117/20240515_004245.jpg?ex=6646b6c0&is=66456540&hm=322a76a7adc9d94f866ae0aa05fdd648cfa83eb8ca3559db3c08de9e50ce8d3a&

[pale ingot]

youre telling me a shrimp gave you head

[broken topaz]

YEA

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[proud torrent]

Shrimp with no head is more expensive they are paying you 4 dollars to give you head

[tidal trellis]

can we kill it though

[final cedar]

are they standing on an ass?

[pale ingot]

i can see the piss stream bro that shit is supersonic thats freaky

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-jidion-nutting-jidion-nut-gif-8153112442710370033

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[narrow sorrel]

Pepe was a mistake

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

WE DO NOT CARE

We sleep

[narrow sorrel]

What's under the cabinet?

[narrow lotus]

nothing, i think he feels a bit hot so he went on the floor cause it's colder

he sleeps

[river zealot]

shave the pussy

or turn on the ac

[narrow lotus]

you are 17 artyom

you know you technically shouldnt be in here

interesting

[river zealot]

i will be back

in uhhh

5 months

[pale ingot]

you should go to the beach that makes you old @river zealot

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

how do you know that even

yuo werent even there

[narrow sorrel]

Kojimbo told him

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/seagal-steven-seagal-carrot-eat-gif-13722967

[hazy finch]

nuh uh if hes gotta go then i gotta go i got your back @river zealot

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

lol kids

gu gu gaga

[narrow lotus]

Both rejected then

[hazy finch]

ill have you know ive almost got my drivers liscence so i can drink and drive soon

i just did the learners theory test today and passed so now i gotta wait a bit for the learners liscence to come in the mail

though i gotta get some stupid ass medical evaluation by a doctor because ive got ADHD so i gotta get that then i can start waiting for the lerners permit to come through the mail

[solar obsidian]

everybody got adhd here

[hazy finch]

it sucks especially for me because theres fuckall doctors that are actually a doctor for ADHD not even the hospital mental health department has a ADHD specialist

had to make an enquiry to the hospital only for them to respond 4 months later with a nice little A4 piece of paper saying "yea nah we got noone that knows what the fuck a ADHD is fuck off"

[narrow sorrel]

bro where is your meth prescription?

[toxic delta]

tactical elden ring

[hazy finch]

ran out before i went to high school because my dumbass thought "i can do high school all by myself without any medication" so naive back then godamn

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z8yOMTph0Go?si=QHdv9xSVPRo4Cg83

[storm stream]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1790959837322399974

[narrow sorrel]

forget drinky and drivey you can cruise on meth

[tidal trellis]

meth is pretty cool

[hazy finch]

had ritalin however ive snagged a couple pills of that off my brother since he has the same diagnosis (it was for a TAFE (trade school) test i wasent gonna risk losing that test because i couldent fucking pay attention) however those pills seemed to do fuckall my body has probably built a resistence to ritalin since i was taking for about 5 years beforehand so i might have to upgrade to adderall

[stone blade]

Alo

work from home today

[tidal trellis]

Alo mr

[hazy finch]

elo

[final cedar]

unlike meth ritalin actually mixes well with booze

ethylphenidate is 10x more potent, liver damage if done long term tho

don't do drugs kids

[hazy finch]

ritalin is watered down adderal basically

[final cedar]

no

[hazy finch]

yuh huh

[solar obsidian]

what kinda?

[final cedar]

adderall amphetamines

[hazy finch]

same thing basically

[solar obsidian]

propaganda

[final cedar]

ritalin more like coke from the chemical pathway pov

[hazy finch]

cocaine you say?

hmmm

well they are both white

[final cedar]

you know what's hitting harder than meth or coke?

[stone blade]

I said like 3 times by now what I work

[final cedar]

Sculpting your flesh prison by lifting exceedingly heavy pieces of iron

[toxic sundial]

Reporting for duty

[glad carbon]

[solar obsidian]

i forgor, sorry

[placid sail]

copper scavenging is not work

[tidal trellis]

did u rember

[hazy finch]

yes it is you sell some of that copper to buy a 24 pack cans of whatever drink you like you melt some copper and aliminium to make bronze and you shall forge the finest blades and tools out of that bronze and those tools shall provide you with plenty of coin

those who glide along their paths in life tend to miss out on the bumps of opportunity

[solar obsidian]

no

[tidal trellis]

unfortunate

[solar obsidian]

eh

[final cedar]

are you saying all those gypsies are stealing public property?

[glad carbon]

well its called public for a reason

[placid sail]

mesopotamian ass mf

[hazy finch]

i will dine with the finest and bravest minds of our generation who too also recognize the fine arts of a good blade meanwhile you will be begging on the streets for mere pennies

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bITp2.gif

he was a very good blade indeed

[placid sail]

is australian coal lobby promoting smithing larp now

[hazy finch]

what else do you think we do with coal

[placid sail]

understandable, ave caesar

[hazy finch]

shits everywhere get some crackheads to set up a forge to melt down cans and copper and you will set up the finest bronze trade business the world has ever known

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1239895264681132042/togif.gif

[solar obsidian]

true, but still a terrible meme

👎

[lone cedar]

@stone blade true sir?

[gleaming grove]

Crab croissant

[ruby minnow]

delete this

[solar obsidian]

crabssant

[glad carbon]

[lone cedar]

Sound on

[placid sail]

mm

monke

[naive bison]

hell yeah

[tidal trellis]

him.

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174777217864183938/caption-2.gif

[prisma quiver]

Sir Kendrick Lamar of Duckworth

[inland jackal]

my 16yo bro is on omegle, do i pull the plug

(his PSU plug)

[tidal trellis]

Wasn't that shut down

[pastel quartz]

omeagle was taken down wasnt it

[ruby minnow]

omegle is taken down

[pastel quartz]

fr it was

[pastel quartz]

actual liar

https://tenor.com/view/pants-on-fire-liar-gif-6724169543433441144

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway even if it wasn't, he shouldn't be

[pastel quartz]

bet w dont even have a 16 yo brother

[tidal trellis]

Least not w/o supervision cause idk how much IQ he exactly holds

[inland jackal]

its something similar

[pastel quartz]

who he speaking to

[inland jackal]

he spoke to some old fucks

[pastel quartz]

hot chick = let him rizz / not hot chick = pull the plug

[ruby minnow]

let him rizz a 40 year old milf

let the youngsters learn

[inland jackal]

i saw no women

[ruby minnow]

then your brother is gey

very clearly

[dreamy flax]

📚 dilf

[Dad] I'd [like to] [fuck]

[inland jackal]

(for context, im literally behind him)

[pastel quartz]

let him rizz the dilfs

[ruby minnow]

you're gey too?

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[inland jackal]

im a supervision

[pastel quartz]

are any parents or guardians nearby

[sage otter]

Fuck off

[inland jackal]

me sadly

[pastel quartz]

does he have parents or guardians

[inland jackal]

he got off now

i gave him few threats

[pastel quartz]

tell the owners of this child you caught him talking inappropriately online with old men

bet u he wont ever do it again after that

[ruby minnow]

make him talk to

old women

not men

[tidal trellis]

Have his internet access completely revoked

And live like the Amish

[pastel quartz]

did u see the video i pingd u in

[ruby minnow]

why did you dmed me furry porn

[pastel quartz]

i lobe scrillex

[solar obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

don't try to change the subject

[pastel quartz]

proof?

[ruby minnow]

the proof has been revealed to me in my dreams

[pastel quartz]

if i send u porn show us here as proof

otherwise fake and misinformation

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[inland jackal]

Delight

[ruby minnow]

it has been revealed to me on my walk

[pastel quartz]

so you are a liar

[ruby minnow]

in the forest

the elders talked to me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-on-fire-sitting-on-fire-on-fire-gif-12188540

pants on fire

[placid sail]

bless you monke

[pastel quartz]

Epic games is giving out dragon age inquisition now btw

game is good EA launcher is bad

[ruby minnow]

damn bro they banned dragon age in Turkey

literally 1984

[fading shuttle]

dragon age inquisition is like, a rough 6/10

[pastel quartz]

[fading shuttle]

just play dragon age origins, better by leagues

[ruby minnow]

but actually its weird

why is that happening

people can play it on gamepass

[pastel quartz]

isnt the turkish gov rlly strict about violent medias

[fading shuttle]

you see, the darkspawn are a veiled reference to the turks

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

no

[modest dragon]

wtf why

[pastel quartz]

uh

skill issue ig

[inland jackal]

whats up with banning games, that just makes more reasons to pirate it

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1202247058145415249/slownet.gif

[modest dragon]

my friend always gives me money so i gift him the games that are not in his store

[pastel quartz]

the fuck did you come from

misinformation

[modest dragon]

i do it all the times with him

[ruby minnow]

i was going to do that with a friend

[pastel quartz]

i tried to give @inland jackal sex with hitler and it didnt work

[ruby minnow]

because the prices i have in turkey

is cheaper then the prices in his country

so he would give me the money

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[ruby minnow]

and i would gift him the game

[pastel quartz]

i think it has to do with regions

[modest dragon]

maybe cause we both eu?

[pastel quartz]

balkan can buy for balkan but an american cant but for a russian

[pastel quartz]

yes

its the currency

[fading shuttle]

and ghost of tsushima is already cracked and uploaded

[pastel quartz]

here games are cheaper cuz the currency is different

[fading shuttle]

god bless the russians for working so quick

[modest dragon]

that is not true tho cause my american friend gifted me games too

[pastel quartz]

so i cant give to others

[modest dragon]

so what i said before cant be true

[pastel quartz]

normalized prices

[modest dragon]

im confused

[pastel quartz]

Let me tell you something

[modest dragon]

no

[inland jackal]

Let me tell you something

https://tenor.com/view/nailsandny-gif-26264603

[pastel quartz]

i cannot give people furry games because here the games are cheaper when converted to an eu price for example it is much less

they dont let u donate games so people dont abuse the system and buy cheap games in africa to use on their american steam account

[inland jackal]

thats why my friend made an argentina steam account and gifting himself games

[modest dragon]

wait i have a turkish friend ill just gift him a test game just to see

[pastel quartz]

what if im just the one here with the skill issue

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-skill-issue-gif-meme-ngl-my-guy-sounds-like-a-skill-issue-didn-t-gif-24704039

[pastel quartz]

mayb steam knows what my plans are

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691437763383394385/894680280999293028/image0.gif

[final cedar]

I wonder what the gentleman's name is

[ruby minnow]

karaboga

[pastel quartz]

jeff

[inland jackal]

kawabunga

[final cedar]

no but you do know what they called this template right

[narrow lotus]

@winged chasm https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5FqiMfN11_/?igsh=NnVhaTE1bnptbGVn

ramosturbo.ig

Average BMW / Volkswagen driver

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[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[final cedar]

god the internet sucked at coming up with witty names

[inland jackal]

[modest dragon]

do tell

[narrow lotus]

Hello weseli

🖕

[modest dragon]

hello weseli

[final cedar]

You want to know what?

[modest dragon]

the meme template

[final cedar]

yes, wana know what?

[modest dragon]

what

[final cedar]

||chicken butt||

[inland jackal]

динаху as the sralna residents would say

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-mock-lol-hysterical-rofl-gif-5078082

[inland jackal]

it means good day

[inland jackal]

@steel bone confirm

[narrow lotus]

I have been there

[modest dragon]

динаху to you too my friend

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[steel bone]

fr

now do me a favour

[inland jackal]

sure

[modest dragon]

so stealth kill with scope doesnt work

[modest dragon]

can you pls kill me first tho

[winged chasm]

Accurate

[modest dragon]

ill pay you

[winged chasm]

Thats why i gotta pay 1620 for the car

[inland jackal]

hey @grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

don't show this to iedy he will cum

[inland jackal]

!water

[split canyon]

💦 @grizzled meadow is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[prisma quiver]

p!kiss @hard patrol

[foggy mantle]

Tboat kisses timmydestroyer

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[prisma quiver]

That's the wrong flop but

Yeah

p!kiss @tidal trellis