#πͺbruh-fart
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Okay now that I did 1984 (maybe I'm not entirely done)
@mossy void since you started the "trans" train, the user in question is not trans
The fucking misinformation is real
you are not, Delight is still here
Same goes for @pastel quartz
And as a general PSA, I don't care if you think misgendering is funny or anything else, cut this shit, in general
I won't give anyone another warning
It's not funny when you start to bully someone
And someone in particular knows exactly what I'm talking about
I saw that emote
@inland jackal I'm clearly talking to you, stop that bullshit
You're not funny
I thought you were talking about ryry
We have someone who can write even if the channel is in lockdown, nice
What the fuck
Sup
Hmmm
I'm powerful
Shut up
Alright
You can't control me
The permission thing
Bet
It's Madi's fault aint it
Fuck off
Now that falco is afk i can post Romanian Propaganda
Our economy is booming and our salaries are more than enough for a stable living in a friendly family enviroment
I'm still here
Is this the whitelisted thing or what is going on
How can he talk
Is it all teh novices?
Message from Bogdan

Man what a legendary lockdown
May it never end
Alo Benito did u find the issue
Permission thing
He's lucky Skom is on vacation and Aldo spared brainfart from his presence
Tuz gurrra matii
iedy asks: Kurwa
Hey man im here for the fun
I didnt create shit
it's that dumb fucking sean
!sean
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β Unlocked πͺbrainfart-friday.
Fucking animals, do that shit again and I'll mute you all for a year, not even kidding
there you go you silly sausage
nop

IT TOOK TOO LONG TO PROCESS π’
I was going off limited information 
Hear that brainfart? Better stop telling me to kill myself when I post cute anime gifs 
malphite ult off a bridge
!0daysld
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Listen brother
Te bag in pizda matii daca nu te opresti
I had to retract my image cause it was taking too long to post but jesus what the hell happened
falco changing the rules the moment he looks slightly bad so he doesnt get posted on reddit
you guys dont understand how long i was waiting to try get that thug shaker vid to be first 
You know him well
Yeah ofc fuck off, go cope somewhere else
Oh baby, we back to farming keks
Mods are against me
fine I see how it is
shit yourself

youve been coping ever since newbie chat bro
things exploded real quick it seems and I missed most of it, I think
anyways
Alex's arc is ending maybe?
Who tf is that? Imposter with lower rank and different pfp 
mods when someone says something funny
oh shi i just noticed strigoi was here all along
you are just jealous you are not one
Imagine getting exiled 
Impossible
He's just looking for drama, he lives in here, he never saw what I do in the rest of the server, he can stay mad
alex has political immunity
what did alex do to get exiled btw i thought he only stays in shitfart
question is, why was alex not exiled
before
Shitposted in newbies when some drama was happening
Yes I deleted Alex's comment because it's misinformation 100%
can we exile thig guy -lebron james gif-
he's in a witness protection program
Alex is Switzerland bros cannot be extradited by foreign nationals
so real
No, Alex lives in Sofia
surely
I pray for him
Why is his reason for exile cooler than mine? Also this roles color is ugly
He barged in newbie chat by posting gifs
Shitposting, exiled, simple as
@fading shuttle sir yes sir message recieved
you dont like the foreskin colour?
i was making fun of you
You asked for it
You were shitposting, now keep coping on that misinformation
bros gonna have a heart attack at this rate
!italian-test
@uncut yew is Not Italian
Man when does LIDL close
cant be as bad as mine
i just asked
I didnβt ask I was given it after reacting to something, the fuck are you on about?
OOOO LIDL CLOSES AT 22 BE RIGHT BACK BOYS
Settle down, okay?
β¦
if you unexile ryry I'll unblock him 
Ryry flabbergasted
I forgor the reason you were exiled, it was the reaction spam π€
can I post a meme for the Poles in this channel?
Me in newbie chat this morning
Yeah it was
reacting everything whatβs their name said
Lol ryry got exiled for spam imagine being cringe
Only if you post a meme of the MEN after
tree unexile when? 
You posted cropped furry porn. Yes youβre unfunny
40 years when u grow back up
You will sooner get the axe, ent
booooooriiiing
@eager igloo
id imagine
@narrow lotus save me from taht guy hitting on me in #ββgeneral-offtopic 
fuggin ass game grached
I removed the pronouns too late
Imagine believing there are women on here
(I can already see my DMs on fire after this one)
something makes me think offtopic is more degenrate than brainfart sometimes
Post Spongebob with fire
the moment brainfart gets unlocked
it just becomess a cesspit of annoying shit
Women donβt use discord

Just to be sure, THIS IS A JOKE (but no women on internet is simply the truth)
off-topic lusting after REAL women (potentially dangerous to real people)
brainfart is horny for anime armpits and feet 
why do you have to specify something is a joke in brainfart falco
I have just the meme
@grizzled meadow hiiii bestie
Because it's 2024, society, etc.
we live in a society 
yes but the brainfart situation is 90% alex
because of reddit
hell yeah it is
reddit is a shithole. fuck reddit
im going to LIDL , if there is no Italian Week i will be upset
huh I didn't see it to the end
its reddit, makes sense
people there a tad deranged
very funny memes guys
esp with the hate for this server 
if only tree would post something
instead of yapping

Mr. Nuts berjerk...
american week is banger they have fried onions
this is a cruel world for trees
As long as it's not Wallet or you Life week we good
You never know
get deforestation. bitch. ..
ill recycle react this just incase then
Lmao yeah thatβll work
we pray
ryry is old
And cringe
Omg!!! Heβs!! Heβs me! 
i need to replay far cry 3
Good game
fc6 ftw
im not boutta buy fc6
I liked the part at the end where you get stabbed in the chest for choosing pussy over friends 
you chose pussy over friends?
over homies*
No, the second time I did

my favorite breakfast
ok understandable
nutella+bread+milk
rancid
I FUCKING LOVE TWEEZER
Nutella breast milk
p!slap @grizzled meadow
oh AND FALCO KEKS THAT BUT RECYCLE REACTS MINE
a bark eat bark world
tree eat tree
Dollar fifty for weezer? Weezer at a fair price? Satisfactory
i made that image. thatswhy im better.
i made a shitty edit one time
this is truly a tree suck dick world
and it came in useful for this specific moment
you need better material
being unique is the reward of everyone
im not unique!!! grrr...... i have to be less original
whar, this is anti vehicle with a lock on
Shoot people in the face with AT rockets
The only proper method of person disposal
wanna strike a cord and its probably [REDACTED] 
this is literally me
he'd be the type of guy to bend over at a 90 degree angle pick it up and go "Lucky me!" then run off giggling like a girl
The vast vast majority of βCaliforniansβ who left California werenβt actually native Californians
mimimimi
what do they sell
shotguns suck in fc6
Shotguns suck in most video games
They lack the realism of punching a hole through people from 40 meters
theyre either overpowered or useless
no inbetween
my fellow americans
I hate LIDL
and thank fuck theyre overpowered in helldivers 
BBL DRIZZAAAAYYY π£οΈ π₯
Shotguns are fantastic against flesh but any armor whatsoever and they start to fail hard
i think today i will boot up stalcraft @inland jackal
ap slugs enter the arena
Iβm gonna find and kill toy
you
get me first
ive progressed into army warehouses
playing on a bandit slot
level
progress into marriage
I have 600
sba tank +11
infamous last words
fair
wtf
I have vinteroz
i don
but i got hidey holes and game knowledge
my chest is slightly on fire but same
80% of time i can predict an emission
I got aids

so real
shouldnt have fucked bloodsuckers freedom boy
Duty is better
I kill freedomers
so much fun
samee
Behead freedom members

do you think if you get bit by a bloodsucker and live you end up with 50 STDs 
yes
bandage go bandaging
its literally bloodsucker weakness
tuff
Clear sky was better
stalcraft 2 when
Meincraft?
(2x the grind)
4x4 grindset
4x4 = 8
Mercs suck, and Monolith swallow
Covenant are the only ones that are scary
Make sure they consent first
nonconsensual dunking
No pseudodogs please
and additional factions like dirty ground and polyextinguished (opposite of mono-lit)
Diet coffee
Duty is a flop
also tell your guys to fuck off, it's not fun trying to kill UNISG whilst Duty also comes in cause they hate me for some reason idk what I did to upset them
I have -600 rep with them
Yes
Sometimes people with hate boners become frienemies
Try -9000
based
Freedom can eat a floppy disk
And I think I might have another hitsquad after me whilst I'm in the last 2 tasks before I finish afterglow
Is LIDL discount TIDAL?
Mid store
Buckees is overrated, I'm Texan. I go too much...
Fake
Buckees is a glorified gas station
oh, you're 25?
Some of them have a glorified hole in the wall
Good to know
damn, i missed iedy and falco french kissing on channel lockdown
i should start creating threads during lockdowns, im sure nothing bad will happen
why do we always miss everything Delight
what if they made stalcraft but they called it freakcraft and instead of exploring the zone you ate ass and sucked toes
luck just isnt on our side π«
24 
I could make a joke about Meincraft, but I'm sure it's been overdone and the humor is cringe

That is a cigar, looks tasty
yeah right
And @robust cove will steal your wallet when you come
what the fuck is buckees man
more like steal my ass
if you like bukakkes keep it to yourself
buckees nuts
What the fuck is a kilometer?
competition
delight 
an acquaintance of mine went to Warsaw a few months ago and, as far as I know, came back unscathed π
Turkish Delight?
man i love peanut butter
Also since I called him already, @robust cove
they sell pudding
Do you spoon your peanut butter jar?

i finger it
jar?
Bottle?
Do you guys think Falco rinses the peanut butter jar with hot water ?
No, chili powder
Butter?
Nut?
pudding these nuts in ya face
i dont think hes that weak
nuts
Dog wit da butter on im
butter dog
a gas station
yum
but with a entire gift shop
and store
dont talk to me again man you are trippin
@wraith osprey
Reminds me
Poland started
a draft
I think
Sorry, we ran out of petrol, all we have is gas.
iirc they PLANNED to draft 200k, not yet happening I think
My bf was just drafted
so yes
I think itβs happening
is brainfard back to wholesome 
lol gae
yes.
p!gae
We can change that
lol gae
@narrow lotus
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It's members of the reserve first, also 200k is the max number so who knows how much they plan to draft till end 2024
Wonder what they talk about 
Recommend me some game
He was kicked out and then went into the reserves cause of his tattoo
He was reserve
Starsector, Starfield, starcitizen, starcontrol
Was just given the draft papers yesterday
heβs not happy about it
Because of Ukraine
I was thinking about elite dangerous again
But idk, seems like a hussle to install alla dat
Another farter tricked into thinking they were actually supposed to answer a question
Hussle, hassle, or hussar?
Context is also a thing you know
But yes, a hassle
I'm also nauseous
Been in a car for 4 hours
Drink less
I'm also noxious
Passenger or driver
Daddy nurgle?
Passenger
people after eating taco bell
so many bad things could of happened there
here comes the sun doo doo do do
Could have inseminated that skull
Ur a mutt
Lol
Is that firewatch again
fc6
Oh
time to enter this attraction
Nude and crossing swords
dude i wanna switch to mercs faction already in stalcraft @inland jackal
i need to get max bar rep for factions right
ya
Just do
I think that's my signal to stop looking at brainfart and wipe my ass
aye aye
fc6
welp finished my playthrough, time for bandit later
Wow that's poggers
shut up bro
You read my mind
im feeling sad comfort me pls 
guys
thanks that cheered me up
You found it... the brap cannon...
unfunny alyx, shut the fuck up
Longhoused braphogs rejoice
Look at this fucking gremlin
looks tired of your shit
more close up shots of his nose with a wide angle lens
ruined the moment
banned
public execution
we got pretty far, but it didn't matter sadly
Epicly trolled
In the end it doesn't even mattee
y'all gotta use the gravity gun more whenever y'all play hl2 again, its fun killing things with physics objects and it legit saved me sometimes
cum as you are
Flops fun tips #1
stay tuned for more
The ea ceo should start looking into a rope and chair
peaches is the shit
that's unironically pretty epic
Now that I am done with education I could give less of a shit about it they could make you take a test while waterboarding you and I wouldn't care
So many crop circles
maybe they love circles?
hear me out
Who doesn't like a big round circle
they're drawing a dick
Literally where
everywhere
Bros been looking at too many of them he's seeing them everywhere
its basic human pschology
if you let people draw anything
the first thing they draw will be a dick
then the creative things will come
if falls church in washington is considered its own city with a population of 14.500
why are our Bulgarian towns not considered cities
when they have from 250 all the way up to 600k
?
probably need something like basic infrastructure. Electricity, internet, sanitation and running water
there is cum in the bread
its sonic and mario kissing

props for the effort

do you have indoor plumbing?
People from the EU have never heard of these things

the american has insulted Europe
now i shall open up how many children were killed in school shootings
we will visit their house tonight
alhamdulilah
Now I know why americans start work at 9 instead of 7:30
cuz you need 3 years to drive to the place
to be real tho cities have self-government, not a lot of agriculture and decisions are made by elected officials
cuz your cities have shit infrastructure
in america , you cannot walk anywhere
mhm
nobody expected a gameplan from duplessis like this
My strategy was immense
imagine needing a car to go down to the grocery store
Cage clinch to exorcism
I can just walk 5 minutes
some get lucky and can walk there yes
i wish i was him
(not that i'd expect you to understand)
Imagine having announce you are going to be inactive from discord
I'd say if a city isn't entirely walkable it failed as a urban environment
Id say if you live in a city you should probably just end it all

mashpee
Idk I used to live in Cumming
keep malden
mormons
ah
probably nice if you join the cult
mixing rum & fanta tastes like shit and looks like piss 
they have nothing to do but make babies
they have a rock shop 
where else are you supposed to get rocks bro
played too much project zomboid, my instant reaction to this was to just plan a looting route through the city 
what even is the us bro
GOD DAMNIT MARIE
THEY ARE MINERALS

parking bigger than their sportsβ’οΈ area
If you like grid, look at arizona. Grid hell

people of boston
there is a chinese submarine in your waters
sincerely
fallout fans
you don't need a GED to drop remote controlled missiles onto arab wedding venues
my birth town is a grid town
grid towns are actually incredibly easy to navigate
you can't go the wrong way since theres only 4 directions
I envy the grid
some hate it for some reason
So organized, easy to navigate.
yes
forward , back , left and right
maybe a roundabout
and some weird twisty roads depending on terain

the irony is, the grid is easy for traversing on foot, except american cities are car centric
circle supremacy
which the grid is not very good at
bro 
the car
hasn't been there
since 2008
omg...
I feel sorry for whoever has to live here
I love how you just completely shit-talk the rural US 
Meanwhile
well uh
yes
the metropolitan cities aren't much better
with their car hell infrastructure
its just as shit
if not more
I think we just need to globally embrace more trees into our urban landscape
Where is the grass and the rest of the house
The worst part? That road isnt even that bad
I wouldn't wish even for my enemies to live in the US dude
The road is better than here π
rainy times half the dirt roads get moved around randomly here
Metron
Random shit in middle of forest
ngl exploring places on google maps is fun
BROOOO
WHY IS EVERY CAR
A PICKUP
US ARE YOU OKAY?!
that's so fucked
Uh, depends where are you looking
how they tied efficiency to weight class so they put all the engines barely passing emissions standards into giant pickups
fire?
Look up provencal LA. Imagine being stuck there.
nah I can't imagine living in the US
Lmao
I would kms on the 5th day
I am guessing that was an old burn control thingy
they can't comprehend the level of freedom
its insane how empty your country is
man I really want to set fire to a small forest rn
Yeah it's big as shit
The bulgarian/turk mind cannot comprehend our roads.
Uh, depends on state.
and didn't build the cities in one big place
no shit we aren't as old as EU countries
imagine burning down like a hectare of forest
you wouldn't survive that long anyway
we are here in the EU
hive city
and its great actually
Literally warhammer
because our cities are walkable

majority of them are
yeah because your country is small as shit
such concepts scare and confuse the american
small?
being able to live yes
past 45
concepts of scale completely baffle eu
Euros when their entire country fits in texas
Lmao
planes
our population is over 440 million
how many people are actively trying to have sex with the planet right now?
Warhammer
soon y'all will be eating corpse starch
no
No shit thousands of years ago America was tribes
Fucking goob
For a moment I was terrified that there's 433 million bulgarians
unlike the US I dont have to drive to get to the super
because its a 5 minute walk from me
luckily no
he's bulgarian he won't get it
They don't understand

nope
you dont understand the concept of a well built and designed city
clearly you never had frybread and it shows
ποΈ ποΈ
Mfs never had cornbread before and it shows
we do have it actually
cornbread is the best
and yes I agree its goated
Mmmmm yes sugar even in my daily bread
calling a pastry bread?
What could go wrong
Why would you eat it daily
It's like a treat
See that's your fucking problem
BRO WHAT?
nah
You want everything to be a sweet snack
wana know what else is bread?
These fucking gremlins
Everything so close and our city so well made!!! π
π«
Fits 6 of your country in one state
im dying rn
Skill issue
stuffed nose
talking to some EU people is like talking to a brick wall
it's weird, but I really wish I would see american deserts/shrublands someday, guess it's some sort of movie/games impression stuck in my mind
i need to call babushka for natural medication
it's the elitism
she gon say boil water and inhale it
but then they see tornados...
Try to actually use those bricks to build your houses 
dying light reference
See
This actually works
EU people not understanding why we use wood framing and insulation
such culture
Man puts about 5gram in what he calls bread but the issue is elitism
so your house flies away?
1L distilled or boiled water and 2 teaspoons of salt, rinse nose
easy relocation?
Not you fucking goober
you use cardboard for walls
Our states out here matching entire countries GDP
Yikes
paper mache*
Can confirm that shit looks like new vegas
EU denison pulling numbers out of their ass as usual
at least it's not chinas styrofoam
american desert/shrubland is something very culturally persistent, not just NV, but the westerns, looney tunes, simpsons, too, on which I grew up, god knows how much else content I can't remember in the moment
this looks very pleasing to me for some reason
because it is nice
Nah i just like the banter. It fuels me
America still has most of its land preserved
Its very cozy but vast, empty and endless
We have national parks that are protected
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covering it in cancer chemicals and nuclear waste is preserving? 
What?
fuck are you talking about
chill boo
@placid sail same state, but going north you get this
oh wow, that's very pretty, too
national parks are god tier
I do miss arizona. I loved visiting it
best concept people came up with so far
It was a nice break from endless green flat forests.
We have 429 national parks
Flying in, i saw the mountain's and was pretty impressed. LA is very flat and about 3 colors.
Louisiana, not los angeles
California too

California and La are the worst places to live in the us
Louisiana has a lot of swamp land
So that's prolly why
Yeah but not all of it is swamp. Just a nice chunk of it.
yeah
how can people live in a swamp? this is proof lizard people exist is all im sayin
it's pretty tho
Driving by the endless rice paddies is nice to watch
the everglades is like going into another world
swamp puppies protect you from predators and you can just throw a fishing line out your front door to get dinner
Ever seen a stilt house?
looks cozy, ngl
I've seen many
ok, but id have to live in a hot humid swamp, PASS, PASS ON SWAMP ASS
I've been to Florida a lot since it's like a 2 hour drive from me




