dont forget to add the *
-
- oficially banned by the russian goverment
#πͺbruh-fart
river zealot
pale ingot
madi can u make a the
uncut obsidian
hello
*this user is officially recognized as a member of an extremist organization
i need to add it every time now to not get jailed
*this user is officially recognized as a member of an extremist organization
green schooner
true
pastel quartz
the fsb:
gusty willow
wasnt there an uwu purge at one point?
pastel quartz
I still see them rolling around in a volga
uncut obsidian
who knows how many lgbt parties they organize in their little fsb buildings
fading shuttle
"sane" is what we call it eh
green schooner
it was in spain
uncut obsidian
"sane" is what we call it eh
yes?
green schooner
they gatted him like 13 times
gusty willow
rip italy if those volcanos erupt
pastel quartz
"sane" is what we call it eh
blud is in the epicenter of insanity and claims being sane
uncut obsidian
green schooner
uncut obsidian
i am totally sane idk what youre talking about
pastel quartz
i am totally sane idk what youre talking about
my brother in christ
you are in brainfart
gusty willow
it isnt
gusty willow
but thats cause the mods keep us down
pale ingot
brr skbiidi toilett brr skibidi tilet brrr kskbidi toilett
pastel quartz
unban the people who were banned
the femboy purge was based
river zealot
unban the people who were banned
grok is too scared
uncut obsidian
and get banned again
river zealot
of his server getting destroyed
gusty willow
if you really wanna get on the mods nerves bring banna back 
river zealot
he's banned?
his last messages seem deleted
uncut obsidian
nvm
pastel quartz
it's not as insane as before
if only actual exiles are here
and not the poeple who are willingly staying
uncut obsidian
if you really wanna get on the mods nerves bring banna back <:kekl:1028025674688...
who's banna
gusty willow
who's banna
that dude who failed miserably at helping even though s5 and kole tried to help him
pastel quartz
its been a month since my exile role was removed and I'm still here
must be the brainfart effect
gusty willow
he ran through the whole helper team and mod team
he was just a fucking idiot and was making problems in the help channels
gusty willow
ya tbh i dont think he ever got gamma working
river zealot
one can only be so retarded
pale ingot
ya tbh i dont think he ever got gamma working
some people r dipshits
green schooner
competition
pastel quartz
one can only be so retarded
say, how many retards have this server experienced since it went public
gusty willow
@lunar brook remember that banana dude who was a fucking idiot
river zealot
say, how many retards have this server experienced since it went public
we have lost count
pale ingot
say, how many retards have this server experienced since it went public
probably countless
pastel quartz
we have lost count
so this is like the same with night city and cyberpsychos
lunar brook
<@312181129602007051> remember that banana dude who was a fucking idiot
The memory is burned in my brain
river zealot
so this is like the same with night city and cyberpsychos
i guess
gusty willow
The memory is burned in my brain
didnt he go through the whole helper team and probably never got it to work lol
lunar brook
i saw your name go from amogus to normal
I donβt know what youre talking about
river zealot
and now he is back to amogus
lunar brook
didnt he go through the whole helper team and probably never got it to work lol
Most definetly, even if that dumbass lucked out and fixed his game he most likely broke it back in like an hour
gusty willow
Most definetly, even if that dumbass lucked out and fixed his game he most likel...
and the times he tried "helping"
lunar brook
and the times he tried "helping" <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
why are you back to blue
who 1984βd you
pastel quartz
thats the place where I was muted
gusty willow
bananas are a hot topic in this discord lol
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
!catbomb
split canyonBOT
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pastel quartz
In a way I am but not to that extent
river zealot
ok
broken topaz
gusty willow
uncut obsidian
can't control my sex drive man
is that why you're pergant
uncut obsidian
just become a geyboy
glad carbon
buy a bad dragon
toxic sundial
is that why you're pergant
I'm gregnant
glad carbon
hi nota
river zealot
way cheaper than supporting a child
yeah condoms are for libtards i guess
deep topaz
condoms aren't perfect
river zealot
they are good enough
deep topaz
you will own a silicon sleeve and be happy
river zealot
<:peepohi:982348300374147142>
deep topaz
ruby minnow
split canyonBOT
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wild urchin
Tf
gusty willow
!catbomb
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
!catbomb
split canyonBOT
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river zealot
catfart
river zealot
glad carbon
https://imgur.com/nmr4NXB
https://tenor.com/view/mediocre-medeocrity-lofthouse-lofthouse-cookie-lofthouse-cookies-gif-25181920
finite quest
hot snow
pastel quartz
is that why you're pergant
I couldn't care what he did to me that night, I just let him do what he want
was too horny to care, enough to not even ask if he had a condom
austere shadow
river zealot
was too horny to care, enough to not even ask if he had a condom
what the fuck are you guys talking about
brainfart lore grows
first brainfart pregnancy
deep topaz
pale ingot
first brainfart pregnancy
its been a known fact that stella is gregnant
glad carbon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1209315592826261564/6...
big boot hate
inland torrent
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1209315592826261564/6...
I am covered in foam dawg π£οΈ π£οΈ π£οΈ π₯ π₯ π₯
river zealot
glad carbon
pegent
pale ingot
just remembered stella is french
day ruined
deep topaz
ovulation claimed another victim
pastel quartz
just remembered stella is french
day ruined
oui
inland torrent
just remembered stella is french
day ruined
really? gross
feral kiln
glad carbon
pregananant
prenaenaent
pastel quartz
really? gross
paris is my hometown
glad carbon
paris is your city
feral kiln
paris is my hometown
who was in Paris?
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-22247756
bro is the creepypasta
pale ingot
who was in Paris?
pastel quartz
who was in Paris?
kanye
feral kiln
real
inland torrent
paris is my hometown
the land of protests
pastel quartz
the land of protests
and riots
inland torrent
Protest Town
river zealot
and riots
yeah didnt they spray cowshit over the goverment building
french trying not to protest ( chellange impossible)
inland torrent
Why is so many art pieces located in france if it only takes one nuke which I will drop onto it to destroy them
Like mona lisa
and others
I think
river zealot
Why is so many art pieces located in france if it only takes one nuke which I wi...
i mean
if youre getting nuked
that the least you should care about
inland torrent
that the least you should care about
nuh uh man
I wanna nuke paris
but I dont wanna nuke mona lisa
deep topaz
the real one is probably in a bunker somewhere
inland torrent
The only good thing that has ever came out of France is Oggy and the Cockroaches cartoon
pastel quartz
yeah didnt they spray cowshit over the goverment building
oui.
inland torrent
Just like in my country the only good thing that has came out of it is the Stalker franchise
deep topaz
kitty shower cap
river zealot
Just like in my country the only good thing that has came out of it is the Stalk...
oh hey
pastel quartz
that the least you should care about
unless you some kinda crazy person thats obsessed with art pieces
like this mf
river zealot
we are brothers in arms
inland torrent
like this mf
I don't care about it, I just think it's funny
I don't wanna nuke it
I wanna steal it and feed to a polar bear
inland torrent
we are brothers in arms
fellow ukranian?
river zealot
unless you some kinda crazy person thats obsessed with art pieces
only good thing that came from french was the rafale jet
inland torrent
Fuck yea man, now go to #π½ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρπ½ , best channel in the server
ruby minnow
pastel quartz
lol
inland torrent
Fuck yea man, now go to <#1208148203673878568> , best channel in the server
@river zealot
pale ingot
i have a patient tranquilizer
do u have elephant tranquilizer
river zealot
<@1049089806715596810>
never
pastel quartz
do u have elephant tranquilizer
rats
river zealot
i prefer my cozy brainfart
inland torrent
Holy shit, metal gear!
pastel quartz
only good thing that came from french was the rafale jet
amx 50 surblindΓ©
ruby minnow
Holy shit, metal gear!
what
inland torrent
amx 50 surblindΓ©
AMX 50B?
pale ingot
once seal is broken, consume within 9000 days
inland torrent
5 prototypes
But... but ... butm.. it's funny looking!
pastel quartz
never used
dude, think about it, 120mm in the 50s AND WITH AN AUTOLOADER
inland torrent
nah, the prototype one with the 120mm autoloader
I love amxs they are so fucking bad irl but so fucking sick.
pale ingot
gn shitbrain. braincart. raintard. im going to sleep
feral kiln
better
deep topaz
first strike bars are great
river zealot
dude, think about it, 120mm in the 50s AND WITH AN AUTOLOADER
this you?
inland torrent
deep topaz
french oscillating turrets were interesting
inland torrent
I got πed killing myself
pastel quartz
french oscillating turrets were interesting
amx turrets
inland torrent
amx turrets
As an ex wot player I must say, if it was ever built. Kranvagn would be on top.
inland torrent
I also don't know why they portray amx 50 as bad armored, isn't it literally using the tiger ii chassis?
And the hull
Just engine replacement
pastel quartz
I also don't know why they portray amx 50 as bad armored, isn't it literally usi...
it was bad for its time
inland torrent
it was bad for its time
Yeah for it's time, bug like if it was in WWII and actually worked properly I could imagine it bein-
Nevermind*
pastel quartz
tiger 2 armor against the guns of what the ussr and the us produced
inland torrent
Either way my opinion doesn't change this is the best thing that came out of frbace
Franance
river zealot
shit that was french
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/warthunder-skill-issue-cope-gif-25195248
5000% xp booster
feral kiln
yup
river zealot
is that why there was the tower in one of the episodes
inland torrent
Oh shit
inland torrent
Elf tower
inland torrent
Tower of the elfs
feral kiln
5000% xp booster
imagine that if you use boosters you get uptiered and if you don't you fight same br
inland torrent
la tour eiffel
Either way jokes aside how is it in France
pastel quartz
Either way jokes aside how is it in France
not home yet
river zealot
huh
inland torrent
?
pastel quartz
I have to tighten up a few lose ends while I'm still in florida
river zealot
why the fuck are you in florida
inland torrent
Florida is probably the most fucking other worldy place for a French person to he in
Be in*
pastel quartz
I just graduated
pastel quartz
why the fuck are you styuding in an murican collage
I wanted to go to miami
inland torrent
As someone who lives in Florida right now
river zealot
I wanted to go to miami
how much money does one have
inland torrent
Jhit get the fuck out my state
pastel quartz
how much money does one have
50k a month allowance
inland torrent
No but how is it as a French person in Florida?
river zealot
deep topaz
the french used to be in florida forever ago
river zealot
50k a month allowance
i have not seen such my money in my whole life
deep topaz
louisiana purchase
pastel quartz
i have not seen such my money in my whole life
thats my mom for ya
inland torrent
Is your mom the dog skin traded for 101 dogs movie or what ever the fuck
pastel quartz
Is your mom the dog skin traded for 101 dogs movie or what ever the fuck
nah
river zealot
thats my mom for ya
you can be my mommy
inland torrent
you can be my mommy
pastel quartz
you can be my mommy
sorry but I already own-, date a canadian dude with mommy issues
inland torrent
Is that the one that you know
pastel quartz
Is that the one that you know
yes
inland torrent
Yall gon marry?
inland torrent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWyhdPaNcU
BLUD IS FIENDING
pastel quartz
Yall gon marry?
yes
river zealot
first successefull person in the history of brainfart
inland torrent
Bro I am joining US Navy as a combat medic go then probably go to college
river zealot
I ma die in iraq
i ma die in donbass
river zealot
i will probably legit join azov if my house gets hit or something similiar
glad carbon
this dude is not beating the swollen balls allegations π
inland torrent
this dude is not beating the swollen balls allegations π
You talking about artyom?
glad carbon
could be you
glad carbon
Bro I am joining US Navy as a combat medic go then probably go to college
go marine motor pool
say hi to my buddy wyatt for me
inland torrent
go marine motor pool
I ain't risking my life, get no college and then fucking lose my leg and go homeless because benefits are shit
pastel quartz
Good for yall happy to hear that.
especially since bro gave me twin daughters to carry, mom explained to him, he either doesnt get involved (excommunicated from seeing me)or he does (marriage)
glad carbon
alright you gooners and goonettes, im gonna sleep now
river zealot
alright you gooners and goonettes, im gonna sleep now
gn frog
pastel quartz
he chose the 2nd option
inland torrent
especially since bro gave me twin daughters to carry, mom explained to him, he e...
Holy shit dawg that's a W mom.
glad carbon
gn artyawn
inland torrent
Gn frog
river zealot
gn artyawn
oblique spire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWyhdPaNcU
ARTYOM
HOW DID YOU GET A VIDEO OF LITERALLY ME
deep topaz
controller before the radiation
pastel quartz
I ma die in iraq
do the funny and order an a10 warthhog strafe run on a friendly british collumn
inland torrent
do the funny and order an a10 warthhog strafe run on a friendly british collumn
I ma commit the grenade spam Military does in Stalker
Just randomly throw fucking grenades every 10 seconds or so
I'll be throwing it back
deep topaz
gusty willow
only good thing that came from french was the rafale jet
What about grok? He's French
pastel quartz
smh
river zealot
What about grok? He's French
grok is a bitch
gusty willow
grok is a bitch
Why not say that to him
river zealot
Why not say that to him
i am not pinging him
gusty willow
i am not pinging him
Seems like you is the real bitch
pastel quartz
Why not say that to him
your bait failed, would be funny if he actually did it
inland torrent
It would be really funny if you did
gusty willow
If he did it and deleted it right after
pastel quartz
If he did it and deleted it right after
then the blame could be placed on any of us
inland torrent
If he did it and deleted it right after
Logs?
gusty willow
then the blame could be placed on any of us
Mods have logs
But it'd be a ghost ping
pastel quartz
Mods have logs
yeah, and grok is the server owner
gusty willow
Yea but I'm saying it would be funny if he did ghost ping him
pastel quartz
doesnt like deleted messeges get archived?
gusty willow
I stg I'm talking to a wall
inland torrent
Yes those are called logs
inland torrent
If he pings grok, and deletes the message, grok will hear the notif, and check logs then he would get caught
gusty willow
That's the whole point
pastel quartz
That's the whole point
it gets even funnier
inland torrent
Istg I feel like you're either very slow or trolling the shit out of us
river zealot
gusty willow
Not anymore with yall explaining it to the molecular level
pastel quartz
Istg I feel like you're either very slow or trolling the shit out of us
brain turns off when I go on discord
inland torrent
brain turns off when I go on discord
It took you 4 minutes to process a joke of a guy getting muted
pastel quartz
It took you 4 minutes to process a joke of a guy getting muted
it is what it is
inland torrent
Do you take fent before going on discord?
gusty willow
Do you take fent before going on discord?
I normally take a shit
pastel quartz
Do you take fent before going on discord?
nope
pastel quartz
no drugs or alcohol or any kind
inland torrent
I'm taking a shit rn
Group shit session
inland torrent
no drugs or alcohol or any kind
Big respect, same, no drugs no alcohol or smoking / vaping
river zealot
no drugs or alcohol or any kind
based
inland torrent
I am tired of my fucking school smelling like Marijuana 24/7 Istg I live in the most ghetto ass region I can't fucking go to school with out getting second hand high
pastel quartz
Big respect, same, no drugs no alcohol or smoking / vaping
would be bad for the twins wouldnt it
deep topaz
i wouldn't mind weed at all if everyone didn't reek of it
inland torrent
would be bad for the twins wouldnt it
Obviously, then they'd be the type of people to fucking antivax or have cancer by the age of 30
gusty willow
They are already fucked if it took you 5 min to process a joke
gusty willow
Chill out jeez
No u
inland torrent
Me rn ^^^^
inland torrent
river zealot
pastel quartz
They are already fucked if it took you 5 min to process a joke
nah not rlly
deep topaz
echo bolt
broken topaz
she's me
toxic sundial
broken topaz
Proof or it didn't happen
you just want me to film myself drinking from my bowl with cat ears
inland torrent
you just want me to film myself drinking from my bowl with cat ears
Yes but instead of what ever the fuck was in that video drink this.
river zealot
Yes but instead of what ever the fuck was in that video drink this.
best polish soup
inland torrent
Most delicious polish food
slim osprey
broken topaz
That literally looks like the sewage soup in a sewege treatment plant
so no
im not gonna
inland torrent
That literally looks like the sewage soup in a sewege treatment plant
Melted Chernobyl Elpehants foot
I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE FUCKING ANIMAL
ELPEHANT?
Elephant?
Ok
inland torrent
slim osprey
Elpehant
broken topaz
he had a stroke
slim osprey
Usted habla espaΓ±ol?
broken topaz
slim osprey
Si?
slim osprey
Maybe he hit his head or something
deep topaz
Yes but instead of what ever the fuck was in that video drink this.
cleanest indian kitchen
slim osprey
Woah dude
inland torrent
broken topaz
broken topaz
i had to scroll far for that one
inland torrent
slim osprey
Spotify porn go crazy
deep topaz
asmr porn audios
broken topaz
erotic fanfic audiobook
inland torrent
broken topaz
fred durst's twitter pfp is an anime girl
btw
Twitter
He was replying to some stupid limp bizkit new vegas mod
which I saw
thought that was funny
slim osprey
Who is that?
slim osprey
Ah
broken topaz
Cant believe you dont know Nu Metal Icon Fred durst
slim osprey
I am straight up not caring about any artist's name
inland torrent
That's a band?
inland torrent
I thought that was something in spanish
broken topaz
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X45jivIuCH4?feature=share
me when.. me when... me.. me when you
slim osprey
No espaΓ±ol en brainfart
inland torrent
Shut up
inland jackal
slim osprey
Que?
broken topaz
yo no quiero hablar espanol, anyway
slim osprey
ΓΓΓΓ
broken topaz
I dont have the thing
inland jackal
broken topaz
i dont know how to do the thing
slim osprey
Skill issue tbh
inland torrent
Why am I actually misspelling so much
slim osprey
I'm gonna shove my tongue down your throat
inland torrent
Like I can't type at all
slim osprey
That'll teach ya
inland torrent
I'm gonna shove my tongue down your throat
broken topaz
real
slim osprey
Like I can't type at all
Brother just take two seconds to read before you send the message
inland torrent
Brother just take two seconds to read before you send the message
No
broken topaz
tbh i dont do that either
slim osprey
Chat doesn't go by that fast
broken topaz
I just vomit the letters in the chat box
I am just not stupid
i mean i am stupid
just in a different special way
slim osprey
What special way would that be?
inland torrent
You fumbled this let me just say this for most of brainfart members real quick.
slim osprey
Ah
atomic crane
little big
atomic crane
inland torrent
You and most of other brainfart citizens are extremely downbad ironically to the point where you can't even tell if you are actually downbad
inland torrent
Absolutely
slim osprey
Minor spelling mistake Cori
atomic crane
You and most of other brainfart citizens are extremely downbad ironically to the...
brother i am 7 days nofap right now i do NOT need this right now
slim osprey
You are dead now
inland torrent
brother i am 7 days nofap right now i do NOT need this right now
How in the fuck am I supposed to know thay
My bad
atomic crane
too late i just jerked my peanits, thanks a lot.
broken topaz
brother i am 7 days nofap right now i do NOT need this right now
sex sex sex sex
inland torrent
to actually work
Excuses for actually forgetting how to speak English
broken topaz
Excuses for actually forgetting how to speak English
i would call you a slur rn
slim osprey
too late i just jerked my peanits, thanks a lot.
Congrats
atomic crane
broken topaz
a homophobic one
atomic crane
i told a lie
hot python
broken topaz
The auto moderator (my lawyer) has advised me not to speak further
broken topaz
g4y
inland torrent
Bro
inland torrent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfcT0xaGstY
Why so many payday 2 fans lately
inland torrent
Can't say the g word
I love this
broken topaz
That is not a gun in his pocket
atomic crane
the bass line goes so hard
broken topaz
bnuy
atomic crane
miau
inland torrent
The bnuy is trolling the cta
atomic crane
ktity
atomic crane
oh fuck
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FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
atomic crane
nofap is over
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Him is constantly edging waiting for any female body part to be mentioned
Or anything remotely sexual
deep topaz
spine
broken topaz
nofap is over
armpit
broken topaz
:3
atomic crane
i'd bust if mary margaret accidentally showed a little ankle while churning the butter
broken topaz
i am a fool
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i'd bust if mary margaret accidentally showed a little ankle while churning the ...
Margaret Thatcher?
The skeleton bitch?
atomic crane
thatcher's dead
slim osprey
The one good thing to come out of britain
deep topaz
first gender neutral bathroom
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April 8th should be marked as a holiday "The day that fucking witch has died*
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thats my nickname
You're actually so fucking gross
broken topaz
i dunno
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pastel quartz
good morning farters
slim osprey
I love em
broken topaz
You are a father
slim osprey
Maybe I have a kid and don't know about it
atomic crane
first gender neutral bathroom
are you saying thatcher's grave is a public bathroom
pastel quartz
hoΔing to find a femboi
atomic crane
we're so back
runic kernel
Ho Niche Internet Microcelebrity Hi Amves Hi Schleppa Hi Him Hi cori
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hoΔing to find a femboi
slim osprey
Ho
pastel quartz
are you saying thatcher's grave is a public bathroom
I dump my alcohol to my fathers grave
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Ho Niche Internet Microcelebrity Hi Amves Hi Schleppa Hi Him Hi cori
Hallo! :3 Hai! <:3
atomic crane
Ho Niche Internet Microcelebrity Hi Amves Hi Schleppa Hi Him Hi cori
ahoy
atomic crane
I dump my alcohol to my fathers grave
pouring one out for the old homie
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atomic crane
you know what i need
slim osprey
There's a severe lack of tops in online spaces
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Top wanted
atomic crane
i need meaningful interaction with another human being
slim osprey
Why is that?
atomic crane
possibly leading to intimate and meaningful sexuality
broken topaz
i need a sword fighting partner
slim osprey
i need a sword fighting partner
β
atomic crane
STANDING HERE
slim osprey
I'm willing
slim osprey
Of course
broken topaz
not penis swordfighting
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Can I bring a kukri instead?
slim osprey
Didn't even think about that
atomic crane
its so fucking over nobody posted more lyrics
broken topaz
STANDING HERE
wrong song
Its
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
or smth
atomic crane
fair enough i only know the one from senator armstrong bossfight
broken topaz
IM STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE
broken topaz
fair enough i only know the one from senator armstrong bossfight
Fake fan
go buy the game now
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I am like fomplete metal gear fan boy so
broken topaz
Jetstream sam?
atomic crane
which one
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What
atomic crane
makes sense
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Doesn't it play the same exact song in both of the fights?????
broken topaz
oh it might
atomic crane
surely it would be okay to jerk my peanits as long as i dont look at porn right
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Yeah
broken topaz
surely it would be okay to jerk my peanits as long as i dont look at porn right
bro why are you so down bad
go take a shower
a cold one
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bro why are you so down bad
You're the one to talk
atomic crane
why? human nature, the human brain, and having just made it 7 days cold turkey off a bad gooning addiction
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That is true
atomic crane
my dopamine receptors are scorched
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We got an ironical gooner vs competitive gooner
slim osprey
im celibate
Are you?
broken topaz
means i abstain
atomic crane
it means cori is a fakecel
slim osprey
God damn
atomic crane
you can't be an incel if you've never even tried to not be celibate
that's where i'm at
pastel quartz
what is celibate
atomic crane
what is celibate
no sex
broken topaz
yes
pastel quartz
oh
slim osprey
No sex by choice
atomic crane
Porn is for losers
so true
pastel quartz
I'm no child supporter
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pastel quartz
I hate children
atomic crane
and sex is overrated
broken topaz
yea celibacy is no sex by choice
atomic crane
sex is overrated when for the wrong reasons
broken topaz
being a virgin is just a skill issue
pastel quartz
and sex is overrated
true btw
broken topaz
fucking losers
pastel quartz
kissing and hugging is superior
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be a man and die in a pointless war <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
Me
pastel quartz
be a man and die in a pointless war <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
no
atomic crane
you're all focusing on the physical parts of a relationship
atomic crane
sex has so much emotion and intimacy involved
pastel quartz
sex has so much emotion and intimacy involved
kissing hugging >>>
broken topaz
You can get that emotion and intimacy in other ways than sex
inland torrent
This gonna be me in half a year
atomic crane
You can get that emotion and intimacy in other ways than sex
sex is a natural part of it
you dont need it, but it's healthy when it is part of that
broken topaz
I remain celibate
gleaming grove
broken topaz
Earthly desires are beneath me
green schooner
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Same but Iβm not homo enough
I am not homo either, that's why I think I'll get lynched in the navy
I am going Navy anyway
atomic crane
Earthly desires are beneath me
hxly fvck... so.. so fvcking zxsed..
broken topaz
so much emotion and intimacy π
deep topaz
navy is horrible
green schooner
I am not homo either, that's why I think I'll get lynched in the navy
I want to be sent to Syria or Iran
deep topaz
at least us navy
green schooner
NOW
broken topaz
hxly fvck... so.. so fvcking zxsed..
The only earthly desire i endulge in
is eepy
the desire to eeep
i must eeeep
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I want to be sent to Syria or Iran
Fighting Houthis in Iraq
green schooner
Fighting Houthis in Iraq
Thatβs the point
atomic crane
you are indulging in the earthly desire to socialize with other humans
to derive pleasure from memes
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navy is horrible
Marines is horrible, navy is alright.
slim osprey
i must eeeep
Spend 3 days no sleep
broken topaz
you are indulging in the earthly desire to socialize with other humans
wait you guys are human?
green schooner
Fighting Houthis in Iraq
My familyβs been collecting war trophies since Russian civil war we have medals to helmets to a bunch of other shit
I neeeed it
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wait you guys are human?
Take you scizo pills discover how many people in here will dissappear
broken topaz
Spend 3 days no sleep
green schooner
broken topaz
Take you scizo pills discover how many people in here will dissappear
im fresh out of schizo pills
my insurance ran out
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im fresh out of schizo pills
L take
broken topaz
Yea but now that i am insured again
pastel quartz
I'm still using schizo pills
broken topaz
i can get more
green schooner
I'm still using schizo pills
Give me some
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My familyβs been collecting war trophies since Russian civil war we have medals ...
I am going in for the training, as cliche as it sounds ill try to go navy seal after like 6 month of preparations
broken topaz
we wouldnt want another trip to the grippy sock palace
green schooner
I am going in for the training, as cliche as it sounds ill try to go navy seal a...
I mean it isnβt cliche
Just be ready to fail
slim osprey
we wouldnt want another trip to the grippy sock palace
Grippy sock footjob tho
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Yeah
slim osprey
A shame
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I honestly don't care if I fail as long as I pass the Hellweek, because I am only going in for the training
slim osprey
I gotta send my gf to the psych ward, see if she gets some grippy socks
pastel quartz
goodluck mate
broken topaz
I gotta send my gf to the psych ward, see if she gets some grippy socks
You can just buy her some
pastel quartz
I'm not that mentally stable
broken topaz
im sure she'll get the message
green schooner
I honestly don't care if I fail as long as I pass the Hellweek, because I am onl...
The hellweek is the determining factor usually
Good chance they will send you out because of medical or other reasons
uncut obsidian
I hit my ankle
slim osprey
im sure she'll get the message
Funnily enough she's the into it, not me
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The hellweek is the determining factor usually
Bro there is a hypothermia trial, a torture trial and a tied up trial too.
pastel quartz
this is how i die
nooooo
broken topaz
Funnily enough she's the into it, not me
Fair enough, im also not into it
pastel quartz
nooooooooooooo
broken topaz
as much as i meme about it
pastel quartz
madi cannot die
broken topaz
all the time
green schooner
Bro there is a hypothermia trial, a torture trial and a tied up trial too.
A tied up trial let me in on that
broken topaz
pastel quartz
I must be the firsy
uncut obsidian
died from ankle bobo
broken topaz
kiss it better?
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A tied up trial let me in on that <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
Tied up in water using your teeth to repair an oxygen tank
slim osprey
<:clueless:1031200942722387978>
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Not tied up for the BDSM session
green schooner
Tied up in water using your teeth to repair an oxygen tank
Iβm him
uncut obsidian
tied up with feet in cement
slim osprey
Aight I'm gonna go kms
green schooner
Not tied up for the BDSM session
Im going into a different field so Iβll be fine
uncut obsidian
50ft deep underwater
slim osprey
Y'all have fun
green schooner
50ft deep underwater
Thatβs where the fsb is gonna take you
slim osprey
Thanks
uncut obsidian
Aight I'm gonna go kms
not without me
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50ft deep underwater
That's execution, that's what atf does to peoples dogs.
slim osprey
Yes without you
atomic crane
I honestly don't care if I fail as long as I pass the Hellweek, because I am onl...
helldiver training
deep topaz
Marines is horrible, navy is alright.
i have 5 friends who were in the navy. they all hate it cause of the horrible command structure
uncut obsidian
That's execution, that's what atf does to peoples dogs.
nah you don't understand that's a normal kinky night with a hello kitty girl
green schooner
i have 5 friends who were in the navy. they all hate it cause of the horrible co...
I donβt think 5 cover a couple million
π
atomic crane
I hit my ankle
do you know the pain of swinging a razor scooter around into your ankle
broken topaz
I know two people from the navy, one was a gae furry, one was a trans chaser foot fetishist with the last name cummings
Dont go to the navy
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nah you don't understand that's a normal kinky night with a hello kitty girl
One night stand with a hello kitty girl is a death sentence, she'll skin you alive, extract your organs except the vital ones, and then drown you.
green schooner
I know two people from the navy, one was a gae furry, one was a trans chaser foo...
your German tho
broken topaz
your German tho
but they werent german navy
broken topaz
one was american
uncut obsidian
do you know the pain of swinging a razor scooter around into your ankle
i don't have a scooter razor or whatever you're talking about
broken topaz
one was british
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I say that from experience btw
broken topaz
do you know the pain of swinging a razor scooter around into your ankle
Oh man
green schooner
one was british
thatβs already a good start to a joke
broken topaz
paralyising
atomic crane
i don't have a scooter razor or whatever you're talking about
that is a singularly unforgettable experience, at least for american kids who had razor scooters
broken topaz
thatβs already a good start to a joke
I mean the funniest thing is the british one was the one with the last name cummings
so his official designation is
broken topaz
seaman cummings
pastel quartz
nah you don't understand that's a normal kinky night with a hello kitty girl
reminds me
green schooner
LOL
atomic crane
https://tenor.com/view/scooter-ankle-hit-pain-kwnivr-gif-18962625
i was thinking of this exact vine too lmao
broken topaz
Yea
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https://tenor.com/view/scooter-ankle-hit-pain-kwnivr-gif-18962625
Replace the thing with like a blade so when this happens your leg gets chopped off
green schooner
bet*
green schooner
ye
broken topaz
he is the reason i started joking about foot fetishes
pastel quartz
One night stand with a hello kitty girl is a death sentence, she'll skin you ali...
this and what, the goth chicks peg you?
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this and what, the goth chicks peg you?
uncut obsidian
I know two people from the navy, one was a gae furry, one was a trans chaser foo...
it's the same with aviation
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Don't remind me
green schooner
he is the reason i started joking about foot fetishes
please stop
broken topaz
pastel quartz
Never stay with hello kitty girls
if you want kinky mfs then stay
broken topaz
theres other ways for that
uncut obsidian
Never stay with hello kitty girls
what about... hello kitty boys...
broken topaz
hello kitty will actually kill you
broken topaz
what about... hello kitty boys...
I have no experience with that
inland torrent
if you want kinky mfs then stay
Stay if you wanna get your veins cut in the middle of the night
high meteor
i see brainfart is still unhinged today
broken topaz
Stay if you wanna get your veins cut in the middle of the night
Your condoms punctured
green schooner
hello kitty will actually kill you
I know a girl obsessed with hello Kitty and she asked me out and I said no did I dodge a bullet
broken topaz
I know a girl obsessed with hello Kitty and she asked me out and I said no did I...
yea
green schooner
we not getting pegged with this one π£οΈ
broken topaz
I went out with one that owned more than 100 hello kitty plushies
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this and what, the goth chicks peg you?
Hello kitty = Death Sentce
Goth Girls = Born to be a dom forced to be a sub
broken topaz
sounds like something I'd do
DO NOT
green schooner
Stella do it
broken topaz
borderline rape
green schooner
borderline rape
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oh god, did I accidentally make out myself as a hello kitty girl?
No cause you haven't killed the guy yet
pastel quartz
cover blown I guess
pastel quartz
No cause you haven't killed the guy yet
nah, he's better off alive
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nah, he's better off alive
Not a true kitty girl then
pastel quartz
Not a true kitty girl then
If he cheats on me though, then I'm not sure I can keep my promise
broken topaz
average french woman
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If he cheats on me though, then I'm not sure I can keep my promise
That's still not being a kitty girl, you should just fucking kill him for no reason what so ever. If you kill the guy for cheating on you, you'd turn into something of like a mafia boss girl Backstory type shit
pastel quartz
I do admit to owning a few hello kitty themed stuff in 2012-14
broken topaz
CASE CLOSED
pastel quartz
I have relapsed from that phase
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Bro I also owned like kitty girl stuff in 2011 so what
broken topaz
insane
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Am I hello kitty boy now?
pastel quartz
Bro I also owned like kitty girl stuff in 2011 so what
exactly
broken topaz
:3
pastel quartz
I'm not
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I mean I am a twink so it's not too far off.
pastel quartz
I mean I am a twink so it's not too far off.
see
real spoke
little hello kitty boy
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The fuck are you saying see abiut
pastel quartz
Its simple, men have penis, penis good, men can't give you penis if they're dead
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broken topaz
Its simple, men have penis, penis good, men can't give you penis if they're dead
well
rigor mortis?
green schooner
<:Aware:1043764182576791632>
what the fuck did I just come back to
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That's one way to put it?
pastel quartz
so, better if they're alive
pastel quartz
rigor mortis?
but thats only for a few moments
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Lmaooo
pastel quartz
then its permanently flaccid
broken topaz
but thats only for a few moments
hey, atleast its one last go
inland torrent
Ok what the fucj actualky
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
Ok what the fucj actualky
sorry
real spoke
Final boss be like - lonely boss
pastel quartz
hey, atleast its one last go
it aint enough
broken topaz
just kill another one
real spoke
just kill another one
And another one
broken topaz
and so on and so on
gleaming grove
@pastel quartz took me a bit to realize ur pfp is Elizabeth
magic tartan
this place smells like shit and farts
pastel quartz
I'm not a hello kitty girl I swear
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I'm not a hello kitty girl I swear
Not yet atleast
pastel quartz
fart box
broken topaz
