#🎪bruh-fart
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Alo
I mog you lil bro.
perkele
perrrrkele
Cheesecake (yield: 1 9-in cheesecake)
1 1/2 lb (680g) cream cheese
1 1/3 c (264g) sugar
4 eggs
3/4 c (171g) heavy cream
2 tsp vanilla
- Mix cream cheese and sugar until smooth.
- Add in the eggs one at a time and mix until smooth before adding the next.
- Finish with the heavy cream, vanilla, and any other flavorings
- Pour into a 9-in cak...
saw this on shorts
Not watching all of that.
bonjour chat
i am not sure
mental health is fucking shot to shit today as well
Oh Gek, there's a keyboard meetup on 3rd of Feb
obamacare
peep the Sac PCgaming disc
What's with this guy mewing
Negative canthal tilt it's over for you bro 💀
you'll have wiskey dick if you fuck up
Place your tongue of the roof of your mouth
I just went put to touch grass
And then hold that
fake news
Because some mf told me to you need to touch grass
Bro is german
ey its ivan
same thing
But eat crunchy and sour ones
And chew it while you have ice cold water in your mouth
One time I chewed 25 gums at thr same time
But you know
And?
Ultimate laxative
The hard gummies
I been mewing since 1350 bc
start chewing cum
Pharaomaxxing
Wait I will send the photo
where's the aussies at?
Here
Negative canthal tilt it's over for you 💀💀👀 🤫 🧏♂️
You prolly have a negative canthal tilt
It may be over for you lil bro
Start mewing
🤫 🧏♂️
Cap
Me rn
🤫 🧏♂️ I mog you lil bro
healthy individual
Law abiding citizen
It's over for you lillest bro 💀
Molecular bro 😭
I mog youu!!!
I knew a guy who looked like this in highschool
I'm the truest mogger
I mog you lil bro
🤫 🧏♂️
Come at me brah
Where do you live
ayy
Vilnius, Lithuania brah
I'm kidding I am not aussie
Let me just book a flight
oh wait
IM FUCKING BROKE
What law
I MOG YOU LILLEST BRO
I habe gun powder
it's never too late though 🙂
street law
And concentrated sulfuric acid
Yeah i'm hoping this doesn't happen to me tho
Cause I mog all
🤫 🧏♂️
god's law
de wey\
Newtons law
me when your mom
I mog you lil bro
any moggers in the chat
🤫 🧏♂️
Fuck this mogging shit we becoming sikkunts here aye
poggers in the chat
Tired of me mogging you?
I don't believe it
I mog that dude
same
I only abide the ledy's law
Falco is the real Messiah
The swag Messiah
He'll save us from ledy
Spice is a Josta follower
That's why he's been acting weird
He's in offtopic sometimes
Ill be back in minute
kitty
Josta?

He talks all the time but not in here
thats why i talked over there
oh i broke it
scared of cooming in here
like Madi
full on submissive femboy talk
im bored
I guess my dog is zoophile
should i do russian roulette or real roulette
and thats his main actually
He is trying to mate with a cat
You need to milk your dog more often bro
your dog got that dog in him
bro needs to go milk his great dane's red menace
my god
My dog is dumb
take yer pills schizo
sounds like youre speaking from experience
humans fuck everything 
greenthings
i just discovered i dont get attacked by everybody the moment i walk into rostok as military
duty are obviously allied but loners and clear sky so far have not attacked either
uh oh
That's badass
Do Duty join in and kill you too?
Oh, that would be cool since they would just be keeping the peace
Luv gamma
Simple as
It's also dex number 69
people are incredibly desperate for a not garbage pokemon so that's why it's going nuts
Is there a story line to it?
idk haven't played
it's not just a decent pokemon game, it's also a decent base builder/slave manager sim
and, the biggest selling point for me
cute little lambs with LMGs
Don't think so
Atleast I haven't seen it in the time I've played
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The Least Deceitful Dunmer Dagoth Ur and Joe Rogan speak about the Transmute spell (School of Alteration), the Great Ogrim Market Crisis and the Nord dude who identified as a bear.
This clip also includes the Sweetroll Dagoth Ur story performed by Dagoth Ur during the podcast. It starts at 8:57
This AI Voice was generated by me using Tortoise ...
is caves of qud good
if you can handle dwarf fortress/CDDA levels of minimalistic graphics and airplane cockpit amount of controls, then it's good
im not scared of minimal graphics but ASCII CDDA was way too much for me
my character being an @ symbol and the floor being all dots made orientation impossible
also pretty sure you can make cdda have sorta tolerable graphics
you can make it doable
hey @inland jackal you know if I had permissions on aternos could I download the smp world or is that not a thing
back when i first tried to play (admittedly like 8 years ago) it looked like this
and my brain was boiling as I tried to understand it
i can get u the world
might as well inject binary code into your brain at this point
yeah that would be great
And here's what it sounds like if you have your babel fish in your ear translating for you.
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Don't forget, this is a translation of the original video (with permission!) by TheCatsPyjaaaamas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
And now,...
they did know
nights are really fucking dark
i wish for a nuclear winter
raptr is good
josta's alternate personality is maja alt #550005
LİTERALLY ME
ACP HP İS BEST
like they did 1000 years ago agains gokturks lol
what is gokturks
turks, but 1500 years ago
turks history is bad
everyday im shufflin
accept cool looking stone gift from china
millions perish because of hunger
i don't think i've ever heard anything good about turkey aside from the cats and coffee
yeah, bc its the media. we dont hear good things about other countries that much too
when i say france first think i think of riots, when i say usa i think of drug addiction etc etc
yeah because its the fact
not europe countries tho, they are superior
american dream
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yippee new ahoy vid
fetanyl in the breakfast
they are like that too
the world is corrupted
read azgelişmişliğin sürekliliği and reel atatürkçülük from fikret başkaya
best books ever
i think if i tried to pronounce those words my furniture would start floating
tamam
this is weird as hell
woah everyone grok is on his phone we should all ping him !!!
Shut

one small chinese village plummeted pubg to the top back in the day
jesus christ 2018 was SIIIIIIIIX YEARS AGOOOOOOOOOOOO
it was good at the start
6 YEARS HAS PASSED

then they relaxed and enjoyed their glory
yeah
and did fucking nothing with it
and fortnite, as much as it is a zoomer paradise, was working hard day and night
so him snatching the bottle royole throne was deserved
buuh
i heard about that place
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Bro fortnite pays ppl for having players on the player made game modes
New money meta
it's way past his prime at this point
the lifecycle of your game can only last so much
or you would up like wow, making every new addition shittier and shittier, can't milk the cow forever, to great dismay of the suits
the, general chicken in fact includes egg rolls.
crystal, we have dedicated maja clones for random undecypherable replies in the chat
you... you have to now speak like the rest of us do.
I'm sorry to break it to you.
Maybe i will perpetually change. Maybe i will stay in riddles
I'm afraid this is no longer a matter of preference 
Really?
yes, crystal! you're too old for this now! you've graduated from babbling maja clones school! time to act mature!
Those that mature. Is it their body or their mind that mature?
Because sometimes i doubt that both have.
okay, okay, not bad! a bit superficial, but consize phylosophizing!
Okay,okay
already better than those two rambling idiots here
Hahahahaha
I mean
You can learn from someone elses mistakes pretty easily
...if you know the difference atleast
and what would you learn from the entirety of brainfart despising two maja clones, crystal?
the answer, pretending to be a part of conversation and spewing random shit worth nothing if you seek a proper dialog or sympathy!
the clones talk a lot, but it's just noise
it's not how much you talk, but how
I agree here
It seems you see them as a part of a...hivemind, if i am right?
well, it's not just me, and here's the reasoning for that
maja, sheeba, uuu, that other dude
their madness have a very similar method: reacting to whatever is happening in chat, but without any consistency or sense (crystal is saying "I went for a walk today", I reply "seven!"), baiting people to react to them by being silly, writing a lot and reacting provocatively, and baiting possible attention by complaining about being lonely/sad/suicidal
you may argue that those attributes are just something underaged users do for attention, but... the style is just way too similar

ill take a quick pitstop at the 7 eleven and grab a PKM
Honestly. I can't say much but to agree here. I habe npticed myself that there are alot of those stereotypical characters out there
And sometimes you could say they make me....sick.
Brainfart, am I a stereotypical character?
havent seen you around enough to analyze your character
i enter here on reserved occasions
shoo offtoper
he knows
Yalko is a knower
Weird
But am I?
I have no idea
Gn brainfarters
important update brainfart
the moderation team has figured out at last how to bring my downfall
No….
I am dying from a lethal headache
Oh
my head is very owie
Sounds like the moderators fault yeah
if I don't come back tomorrow, I leave my grand legacy to you, brainfart
change da world
Do I get anything out of this?
Frazzled
I gift you with the power of having no react permissions, my child
you're welcome
Gate
you have to crouch before you try to vault it, but if you aim for the post in the middle you can get on top of it and crawl over
you're the one that said "Gate" to my fucking message
go ahead, defend yourself
I didn’t see your post above because mobile so it was just “I LOVE GAMMA” and a picture of a circled gate for me.
So I said gate
fair enough
or vault the container and jump over the gate
nvm
When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅
It won’t load for me, does the cat eat the melon?
@winged chasm have you tried giving your cats watermelon?
kinda
I opened video in browser.
He has an epiphany.
Amazing.
I miss my cat
Why little creature so scared
He is held by a giant.
Wouldn’t you be terrified if something 20 times your size casually picked you up?
I'm sorry I look like that to you
Profile picture probably doesn't help
He's jus ranting as usual, don't worry about it
I should pretend that everyone in contradiction with me is a schizo
Okay detroit warehouse raspberry pi
Sorry but you're probably a scorpio
OI RAT
my head aching is enough of an annoyance already
funny how I never mentioned your name yet you assumed I talk about you hm hm 
Curious 
It's your conscience
this is so incredibly niche but I'm glad you posted it
I'd live with a constant headache then, nope
it's the mods poisoning my water supply, the bullies
should i read record of ragnarok
nah man
youre bulgarian
i have more viking blood then you do
Ryryk was a nord from what i remember
worth, women.
seems like a fun read, actually
the theme of going insane
that ringtone has me programmed like a fuckin sleeper agent
whenever i hear it i get irrationally angry
Same
dingle song
it is not irrational to get angry at being forced to participate in a society who's 'game rules' have lost their quality and has gone bad
bg3 mindflayer
average day
thats literally you
:3
pulled out the french meow
mieu :3
Hello brainfart individuals, how do we do
i thought you're that sleepy homosexual girl
thats big lesbian boss
Hello Khaytiil
you whole lot really do look like each other
Yeah they both got drool coming from their mouthes
it's like a slot becomes empty and someone takes its place
hello floppy
:)
the autishm doesnt allow us to think rational thoughts :3
flop
miau
:3
what kind of disk can't hold more than 1.44 megabytes of data?
a @tidal trellispy disk
why am i even laughing at these
why he so 😠
they're terrible
i should go impregnate someone so all these jokes aren't going to waste
I still need a shitty nickname for this server, there's been some good ones but I still need to hear more
because you're french
miau :3
unfrench yourself

Sick of how anxiety ruins shit
yes
U and me both
hon hon hon baguette
Sometimes it's been soo bad for me that I didn't wanna leave my bed some days and just disappear
I have a solution for that believe it or not, the trick is just to approach things calmly
@tidal trellis I have a good friend best thing that came out of a failed shitty romantic relationship that was dumb and stupid
Get feelings for a bit, but don't chase because they're ace and I am demi/hyper
gaslinght yourself that you know what to do, wether you don't know it or not
Ah
gaslight several people into becoming your goons and blow up governmental buildings
I hate myself for not being bold and direct be like
goon?
as in gooning?
That's afterwards
yes like henchman
who up willying they wonka
this is the lesbian sleepy girl
And I thought I was bad
non
who up flimming they flam
Its just a simple click of the profile
you could be an alt for all i know
samantha it was, yes
the sleepy homosexual girl
bruh tf you on
Its just a matter of rank
and she's not an exile
I'd say don't, imo it's perfectly natural to feel these things, it's just how some are. As for the ordeal? Hm I can't really say, I've never done much romancing or ig crushing myself cause I haven't...had one or felt that I'd be mentally prepared. But currently I can't really say much except just think about what u really want and what's right
i'm not equipped enough on this new brainfart lore to know who has which roles
poeple have seen us in this same chat
is that enough proof, you think?
bold of you to assume samantha isn’t schizophrenic enough to be talking to herself just to sell the ruse
yeah, It fuckin is
i could bring my alt, kha, into the discussion and be chatting with him
if he wasn't banned for undisclosed reasons, that is
there would be a difference
indeed
Yeah idk gotta put ones self in a stupid situation 🐸
and if i remember correctly wasn't the homosexual sleepy girl also a frenchie?
or canadian
somewhere in there
I'm the french one
brother
fuck are you on
but so was the homosexual frenchie girl
You’re both French what the fuck are you on
She was French too you retard
Exile moment
Mainly because they're ace and I guess I am demi although that depends on how lonely one would be
see gugu is more informed on the new brainfart lore than i am
And isolated,?
Don't be too hard on yourself, your just figuring stuff out, being human. Ya know, is fine to feel these things
he's speaking facts, most likely
Almost 30 here 🙃 tho it's fucking sad
it's not misinformation if enough people believe it to be true
Eat the slica packs
Do it
It tastes like chicken
France is a city state of the US and the French need to chill out.
paris, texas
Exactly
baguette was not invented in france, it was invented where i live
you live in France
They eat fermented seal shit in France it’s considered a delicacy
i live in not france
exact coordinates or fake and false
Did you know that in France, it’s considered polite to fart in public?
It’s why they all smell
they drink lead water in the US, its considered a delicacy
Misinformation
where we droppin boys
no its true i just made it up and i;m an expert on the U.S.
france
Well I’m an expert on experts on the US and I know you lack the information on this, you only know about the gae bar scene in the US.
Oh God no
and if anything they're getting more retarded by the day
@slender rock currently tracking down your IP address to give even more emotional support
Stop whining.
It’s common in our generation to not have kids.
The birth rate has drastically lowered.
Just the realization how time is like
Get your shit together blur
@river robin No
It’s not that bad my dude.
where has the frenchette gone
Find meaning in other ways
did i scare her away
Need more rage ryry
Sent her to the doom dimension
You don’t need a significant other
Exactly, I mean hey look at me
I'm doing fine
Cats? Chekc
And if it’s for someone, let that someone be yourself
yes actually
Shitty music production check
Also get a cat. cats are great.
i have 3 of them
Pics NOW
I have 3
PICS
Yesssss
siamese boy
yeeeessssss
The other two are in Mom's room. This cat has be pinned can't move
I have 4 cats help
Actual real cat pictures instead of mass posted crap yessss
True wholesomeness.
Not mass media garbage.
Cats…
Humanity doesn’t deserve cats.
Or dogs.
But they’re here for us anyways.
I miss my boy
My weekly budget is 20$ for groceries and 30$ for alcohol
And I spent 22$ on groceries today 😔
what is his name
Same here brother
why do you pay for alcohol
make your own
His name was Stew, we called him stewy, stewbum, squatter because he was a stray, stews, and stew bomb.
He has sadly passed away
It's genuinely more expensive to make your own
The french returns @real tinsel rip out their organs
what happened
Car
i will kill all cars
He was an old man
oh no
nobody would want to buy french organs
Yeah he got clipped by a car and dragged himself to the porch, we found him there.

he walked it off?
true....
We used to have 5 cats now is just 4
Yes he was a god among cats he fucking walked it off before dying on the porch.
you should named him punished snake
from the creators of cult classic "just smile more"
i also had 5 cats at some point
The 5th was the mother of the rest of the cats but long story short
She's out there somewhere but rn not possible to get her back rn
i've had cats since i was a kid
He walked it off at 18 years old too.
My old family cat had kidney stones and when we took him to the vet they said "keep an eye on him because he'll probably have another one at some point" then one day he ran outside on accident right before it started raining real bad
for a very short while i didn't have any cats and it was felt
big boss
could you not gaslight anyone somewhere for ten minutes
if it's an orange the intelligence nerf is negated
impossible
Spreading misinformation online is a global pastime
When we went looking for him the next morning we smelt something bad and saw buzzards flying around. We think he had a kidney stone attack while he was outside in the rain and it killed him
lil ocram
cute lil car
why have I been chosen to die orange entity
I go sleep, goodnight braindead and deranged individuals (jk) see you
thats your problem, Its an orange cat, no singular thought forms
it's not even orange you dumbolino
He was speaking about frogs pfp
he just chose you because his autishm called for it
I see
didn't ask you
begone
sand ravines are that way
i don't know what those words mean
donda esta la biblioteca
psa for unhinhed brainfart dwellers
tis lure? or tis profane stupidity? ponder.
unhinged jaw
Stroke?
do not, under any circumstances, cannibalize @real tinsel
you are very likely to get a prion disease
eat my flesh eat my flesh eat my flesh eat my flesh
LOL
what part
all parts
no my good sir, I shall not cannibalize thee, you sir, hath typhus
Someone homeless will eat him eventually I guess
open up my stomach and eat the contents raw
does thoust think I'm an imbecile?
no i still think you're that french homosexual sleeping girl
you sir, are the homosexual, good day sir!
Why did the exile turn into a Victorian era citizen
and-a good'ay to you darling
♻️
recycle yourself
we all a little homiesexual
What are you even made of
ryry kardashian
Is thoust a kardashian?
My body is augmented
silicone is recyclable, plastic isn't
ture
false
nay, the silicone implants will simply stay on the cadaver, your body will rot away, the silicone will not.
Not his point. His point is that you can recycle the silicone, not that it’s biodegradable.
provide further information
Now become normal
after thee's body fully rots away, the only thing left in the coffin is a pair of silicone breast implants
They can be resused. Reuse, reduce, recycle.
^
jelly coffin boobies
my mistake good sir, I seem to have misunderstood your arguement, good day sir
ryry is 98% platinum-cure silicone
ryry is 33% ass
thats where all the silicone is going
ah yes
repurposing through mechanical recycling, feedstock recycling, also rare and secret bacteria that literally eats it
orange car forms a braincell for the first time
🤯
hi friend
Proof??
its compliment day?
Why do you ask me instead of him
me when I when when I me when I have I have me when i i me wh hen hen when me when ME WHEN I me when I ME ME WHEN ME….. me when ME WHEN me me me me me when I have an ice cream 🍦:3
so relatable
Ed when balls and or ice cream
I am tired of stating the obvious and necessary thing that needs to be done for everyone's sake. we must cut open khaytil's skull while he's asleep and transplant his brain into a pig, so he is fully conscious, but powerless and trapped into the animal's body
That'll teach him to fall asleep first at the brainfart sleepover
this mf works in the think tank from fallout new vegas
I will neither confirm or deny that
quick! he fell asleep first, lets remove the tumor in his brain
removes whole head
are you the guy who made the stealth armor that jerks u off
knew it
speak no more of this
Up to 250 channels on international cable
Fart dampening threading
dont activate bz11k mode
is there one for ladies
by MEN for MEN
even my shit english and pronounciation is seeping into the way I write
Idk you are the one that said it
dear god
if u aint have a pole, that armor aint for you
Besides ryry doesn't like me I could never get ass pics from him
It's common knowledge that ryry is double caked up
Everyone knows
only for pole?:(
what I’m hearing is there’s an untapped market of fencing brainfart gyatt photos between users
Idk if you had photographic evidence it might stick better in my memory
Not sharing my treasures sry
i'd never
what the fuck are you on
me and my favorite server member's member
it’s too long for me to type the name let me go get the bottle and take a photo
what bottle
Ikr, no one here sends me ass pics it's a travesty
the bot gave you a skull react
the bot gave me a skull react
you wouldn't like mine
kinda hot
😭
nota isn't in the brainfart NSFW thread
what
the moderator in chat has discouraged me from typing my original message
boys aint allowed to ask questions now???
be autishmtic
:3
This doesn’t align with my self identity
shake it out nahmean
nothing does
this is brainfars
be autis

me n who
miau:3
:3
Haiii :3
haiii :3
Madi do you have boobs

Luna my beloved
The crunch goblin
arizona:
What is this creature doing
z axis dog

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for honor please stop releasing cool characters
im done with you
madirex?..
hi
took em so long cause they had to invent a new type of physics to allow for a new way to stun lock combo somebody with a bash
who?
asked
god mark 4 looks so shmexy
mamo4ka
so glad its coming to infinite
that name seems more familiar these days
Pavlo was right
me?
no, for honor
that is not what i said or meant
ok
has the brainfart smp been active?
i need to hop on and grief everyone hol up
do you just get the latest Fabric version of the voice chat?
the latest version of the mod for your Minecraft version
it also offers Fabric, Velocity, Bungeecord, Spigot, and Forge. Is that all clientside or do I need to match the server's loader
clientside
but fabric is better since it has the most mods
you also need Fabric Loader (it's an API mod) i think
ump but idk
3d printed g36 by the same guy
dude im gonna shoot ropes
I’ll catch them!
what did the ropes ever do you to, huh?
use ur mouth
My bottom jaw is slack and protruding!!!
his tounge rolled out his jaw like a carpet unfurling
this carpet in particular is an authentic 2001 afghani war rug
it has a corner that furls up slightly toward Mecca at all times
i had one
that’s dope
I would legitimately mourn
life goes on
nah you are
when does server go online?
when the dude wakes up?
sv_wakeup 1
someone quick, chuck a brick in host's window
noclipping in hosts room to steal his minecraft server details
you better be making murloc noises lmao
didn't someone say "Renner i online right now" like half an hour ago?
renner is offline rn
how could you lie to me connor
how do you know?
anyone can turn it on if W gives you access on Aternos
i can turn it on
gotta be real im hearing about this Aternos word fist time today
when do you usually start gaming
hosting site
what timeframe
idk recently I had no mood for gaming at all
sadge
no it reacts with honesty
like me fr fr

tell that to the judge
criminal
where the funny cats at schleppa
He gonna post furry stuff now, what have you done

Brainfart really be like
nineteeneightyfour
cryaboutit
1983
eye dotn car
you're always welcome here 
this place is my st. helena




