#🎪bruh-fart

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slender rock
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this was a chill game

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getting my fucking collection back

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shooting the rope on the hanging guy mission was a bitch

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too late, guy gets hung

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miss the rope, scares the horse, guy gets neck snapped

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take too long, horse gets shot

crimson flame
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vigilantes

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my whole childhood

slender rock
deep topaz
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bepis man

slender rock
toxic sundial
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Can you stop

sterile dome
toxic sundial
pure hatch
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Grandma arrived for the holidays PepeHappy

gusty willow
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Be a real gamer

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gusty willow
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Love ghost in the shell

atomic crane
gusty willow
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Fuck spyro

atomic crane
gusty willow
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You're one of those people huh?

atomic crane
gusty willow
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A... Scalie

atomic crane
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lmaoo

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no i just thought it was the funniest possible way to respond to someone deeply offending my nostalgia for spyro 2: ripto's rage

gusty willow
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It caused me many rages

atomic crane
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it's the other character i want to fuck but that makes me a furry

gusty willow
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The pig thing?

atomic crane
gusty willow
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Wtf that's very suggestive

atomic crane
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elora from remastered trilogy bro, hear me out

gusty willow
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For a kids game

atomic crane
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elora? suggestive?

gusty willow
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Burn it all down

atomic crane
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she's got like teacher vibes

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not suggestive at all imo but to each their own

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spyro is still really difficult even at 22 years old

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i thought it was because i was like 6 years old when i first played it

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but no, it's just a really hard game lmao

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remember the speedways

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raceways

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w/e

upper axle
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nah

proud torrent
upper axle
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its primary audience is people from age 22-40

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who played the originals

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kids are playing CoD and Fortnite and shit too much now to give a shit about Spyro

gusty willow
upper axle
proud torrent
upper axle
proud torrent
gusty willow
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Ahh right Baldwin

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It's late

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Mix up happen

upper axle
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understandable tbh

proud torrent
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seems the shatner dunk is fake anyway

eager igloo
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Wasn't Baldwin the one that got a gun loaded with live ammo instead of blanks

vagrant zodiac
atomic crane
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average brainfart user's bedroom

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sample 2

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overhead emo wall punches after dying in stalker gamma

finite quest
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grey black and white

pure hatch
finite quest
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i like punching wall

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s

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but im not a kyle

pure hatch
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Kyle puts holes in walls with his punches

finite quest
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i have an irish name

atomic crane
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greed is missing the point

finite quest
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ik

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kyles punch walls

atomic crane
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thats not the point

finite quest
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hmm

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im tryna see the point

atomic crane
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its all the anime

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and kingdom hearts

finite quest
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oh

atomic crane
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and whatever the fuck that chair is lmao

finite quest
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i just noticed that

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its nerdy

finite quest
atomic crane
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the clutter

finite quest
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wtf

atomic crane
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the utter filth and despair

finite quest
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have you watched that one moistcritikal video of the fat retard cleaning up his room

atomic crane
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no lol

pure hatch
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That dude has never cleaned his room in a decade

finite quest
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and the other moist video of the aussie cleaning up the 5000000 coke bottles in his room

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its literally a mountain

finite quest
pure hatch
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Years old McDonald’s trash in the pile

finite quest
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bro

pure hatch
finite quest
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that dude had a pot

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of whatever

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and it was so fucking moldy

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and this other guy

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aussie dude

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rukki

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had like

pure hatch
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He’s fucking worse than Anomaly when it comes to cleanliness

atomic crane
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those stories make me feel so much better about my own room

finite quest
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shit stains on his counters

finite quest
pure hatch
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You forgot the fat fuck’s green screen is stained

finite quest
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my chair wheels were so dirty and i would roll around alot

pure hatch
deep topaz
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my family flames me for having like, a dirty desk space when the rest of my room isn't that bad

finite quest
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and i literally engrained dirt into the wood and after washing it

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there was a fucking

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circle

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engrained into the wooden floor

pure hatch
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What sucks is when the gunk from the office chair sticks on the floor

finite quest
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theres also literally hair tangled in my wheels, my hair, because my hair is long

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and i like to comb through my luscious locks

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and sometimes hairs gonna get ripped out

pure hatch
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I pretty much need to buy a mat to put under my office chair

finite quest
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i dont even bother

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rolling helps me

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are oyu ever like

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wearing socks

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and you try to prop ur feet up on the legs of the chair

pure hatch
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No

finite quest
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and ur foot just slips off

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and it just hurts like a bitch

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like

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its agonizing

pure hatch
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Never had it, but I have kicked my office chair’s legs on accident before

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It fucking sucked

finite quest
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watch this

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bro

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this guys room

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is so bad

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its probably worse then the fat boys room

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the only bad part is theres like

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a mountain

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of coke bottles

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and pizza boxes

pure hatch
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I should clean my desk ngl, the floors are cleaned just not the desk

finite quest
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i have some corner desk

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it works man

pure hatch
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Try watching Anomaly clean his room

finite quest
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but its a tiny space

finite quest
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its awful

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his counter has shit stains and vegemite

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on it

atomic crane
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no part of my room is dirty or cluttered, i just have a single bowl from today on my side desk here

pure hatch
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Piles of milk cartons, opened it and it smelled rank in Anomaly’s room

atomic crane
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i used to store trash in my room to hide it from my parents

finite quest
atomic crane
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big problem in our family with that

finite quest
atomic crane
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i never forget dishes but i do keep them in the room for a day sometimes

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just because im a lazy fuc

finite quest
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and i hid it under the bed

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the cup was one of the cups they had on their dates and im so happy they didnt find it

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i wouldve gotten my ass beat to the moon

slender rock
pure hatch
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Same, sometimes I just leave the plate overnight in my room because I am too sleepy to go and put it in the sink

slender rock
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if not worse

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the fucking loser cunt

pure hatch
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I’ll just wash the plate in the morning

finite quest
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im always focused on something else so i get sidetracked

pure hatch
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Oof

atomic crane
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"""""mate""""""

finite quest
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its not like months at a time

slender rock
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shared housing is a bitch homie

finite quest
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but it can push a week

slender rock
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roommate housemate

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idk

finite quest
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but never past a week

atomic crane
finite quest
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the only drinks that linger in my room are empty arizona green tea bottles lol

atomic crane
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im doing it because that's too filthy to call it a house and he's too much of a disgusting prick to call him a mate

pure hatch
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Mine is just my vacuum flask

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It’s the only cup I need

slender rock
finite quest
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i havent watched xqcs cleaning room y et

atomic crane
slender rock
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I hear Housemate used by british, aussie.

pure hatch
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Man XQC… a literal man child

finite quest
slender rock
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roommate is kinda the usual but it's someone in another room not the same

finite quest
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i think xqc is actually like

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mentally challenged

atomic crane
pure hatch
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Roommate seems to work best in apartments, dorms, and condos

slender rock
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AAAAAAAAAAA

pure hatch
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Housemate if whole house

finite quest
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like he has some sort of trauma to the head or he was born challenged

slender rock
finite quest
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my moms friend has this one friend right

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shes like

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fat

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like

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fat

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dirty

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and like

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dirty

atomic crane
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damn... like... phat?

finite quest
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like greasy acne dirty

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shes wide

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challenged

pure hatch
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So basically a pig?

finite quest
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we call her berd bc thats her nickname

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yes

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my moms friend refers to her as a hoarder

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and if you try to get in her car

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you have to clear like a million bottles of the car floor

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like

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a layer of trash

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and she had to clean her room with her one time

atomic crane
finite quest
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and she tells me that it took a week for the room to go back to its original state of how it was before all the trash

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a fucking week

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i cannot stress this enough

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fat people are so dirty

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fat people are genetically coded to be dirty

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idk what i is

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LOLLLL

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im dying

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this is too funny

atomic crane
finite quest
undone wave
finite quest
undone wave
atomic crane
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like binging and then having to hide the evidence because you have an intense guilt/fear of being found out

finite quest
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ive seen pictures

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its bad

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like

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BAD

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like she sleeps on a mattress, no frame

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and all around the mattress

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just mountains

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and mountains

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of food

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and bottles

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and then theres some random ass bong

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in this one clean cornr

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and a candle next to it

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and carpet

atomic crane
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that's such a den of depravity and pleasure i feel like i would void out if i lived like that

finite quest
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theres literally like

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stains on the wall

uncut obsidian
finite quest
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and splatters

atomic crane
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just pulling more food into my fucking throat and taking a blinker on my weed vape

finite quest
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like i swear i saw a shitstain on the wall because there was a shitstain on the wall

finite quest
atomic crane
finite quest
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anyways

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this fat friends room

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there was like

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shit stains

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on te walls

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and somehow the ceiling

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not joking

atomic crane
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beast of nurgle

finite quest
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the fat woman who throws shit at the ceiling possible

atomic crane
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great unclean one

finite quest
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holy fuck

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i cant breath

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im dying

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call the ambulance

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this is too funny

atomic crane
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that bitch be sitting in there like

finite quest
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LOOOL

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isnt that from

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warhammer

atomic crane
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ye

finite quest
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the toxic disease dude

atomic crane
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great unclean one

finite quest
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not only that

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theres this one particular corner

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and theres a fucking

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pile of shit

deep topaz
finite quest
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and a bucket

deep topaz
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wait who are you talking about

finite quest
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my moms friend's friend.

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fat woman named berd

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scroll up and read the funnehness

atomic crane
finite quest
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hottest british specimen.

atomic crane
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LOL so fucking true

finite quest
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im trying to think of whatelse

deep topaz
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no wonder britain had the best sailors

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worst food and ugliest women

finite quest
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true

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the women are always ugly

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in britain

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chubby fat cunts who are either ginger or blonde

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it traumatizes a man

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how bout that pricks face when he saw the british woman?"

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i had this one friend

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in like

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7th grade

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dirtiest kid ive been friends with

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he had like

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a whole drawer/cabint

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dedicated to cum tissues

atomic crane
finite quest
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he was 100% addicted to stroking his meat

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he was obese might i add

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like

atomic crane
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rotting, gurgling

finite quest
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he probably cant even see his own penis

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thats how big the boy is

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and he somehow manages to stroke the weenie enough to have a cum tissue cabinet

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not only that

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theres visible dirt

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everywhere

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holes in the wall

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and some other hole at dick level

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labeled

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"Glory-hole"

atomic crane
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the cum zone

finite quest
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like

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the dudes in 7th grade

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why do you have a glory hole!!

atomic crane
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that's just where the rats were coming in through

finite quest
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the glorious rat hole.

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he also had a cockroach infestation

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in the cumtissue cabinet

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and he had like

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this giant tower of spoiled milk cups

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we tried to clean his room and that was the first thing we did

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bro

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the milk

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aws

atomic crane
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that is pushing me over the vomit edge

finite quest
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SOLID

atomic crane
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i cant stop smelling chlorine and sour milk

finite quest
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The solidified stinky milk

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he was

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a big muncher

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he had like

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grease

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stains

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on his clothing

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hes a clothing rubber

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what i mean is

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he'll rub off the food grease

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on himself

atomic crane
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he uses his clothes as napkins

finite quest
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yes

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who doesnt do it

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but he does it in excess

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like

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its bad how much he does it

atomic crane
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man i cant believe we're going so in-depth about these people

finite quest
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it happen

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s

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what happens in brainfart stays in brainfart

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had another friend who was a druggie

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dude had like

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this cutout floor panel

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with random shit in there

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but wait!

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theres more!

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theres grasshoppers and other crawlers

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with his marijuana

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and bottle of uhhh

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fireball?

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wtf ryan goose

hot snow
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its a christmas bloody miracle

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first time in 3 years that we have snow for christmas

finite quest
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i have done much work

hot snow
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im the most jolly fisher rn

finite quest
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i can sell all of what i have for 4k

atomic crane
finite quest
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check thread john

uncut obsidian
slender rock
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Jesus christ GREED, GOD FUCKING DAMN

deep topaz
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that's the best part about furniture that nobody realizes

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just don't unpack it. the box is the furniture

atomic crane
toxic sundial
atomic crane
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i would have a glass of wine and an M&P by my bed if i was sleeping on a fucking air mattress too

wide basin
toxic sundial
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Saving that nightstand pic ngl

atomic crane
stone blade
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There's a japanese legend that says:
Gm

finite quest
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Interesting.

final cedar
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nice nightstand

final cedar
stone blade
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I SAID GM

final cedar
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gm ivan

stone blade
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Good

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gm

final cedar
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also a happy jesus birthday to you

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p!kiss @stone blade

foggy mantleBOT
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metro kisses Bulgarian racist(Ivan)

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toxic sundial
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It's only Christmas eve

final cedar
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p!kiss @toxic sundial

foggy mantleBOT
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metro kisses Nota

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final cedar
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kisses to all of you

toxic sundial
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Gross

final cedar
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don't fight it

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p!hug @toxic sundial

foggy mantleBOT
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metro hugs Nota

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final cedar
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ew

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anime

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enjoy the rest of the day bedge

uncut obsidian
final cedar
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oh I forgot, you don't believe in christmas on the 24/25th

toxic sundial
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It's the day before Jesus birthday

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Jesus birthday is the 25

uncut obsidian
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uh ok

final cedar
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timezones etc

slender rock
final cedar
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my harddrives were impounded by the tax man at customs okaycathappy

stone blade
urban wren
stone blade
main moon
eager igloo
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Mmm

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Salmon

runic kernel
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Hi menace

eager igloo
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Hiiiii

floral forge
stone blade
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@eager igloo ALO

atomic crane
eager igloo
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Alooo Ivanko

stone blade
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Alooo

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you call me ivanko?

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alooo

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My mom calls me that

atomic crane
stone blade
eager igloo
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Is that like little Ivan?

atomic crane
eager igloo
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Omg elite dangerous

deep topaz
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Elite Dangerous was fun until i got threatened by the police over it

weak jackal
atomic crane
eager igloo
inland jackal
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morgen

atomic crane
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my angry old chinese man with 5 billion sitting in his bank account

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is watching you

inland jackal
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you have a chinese man in bank account?

deep topaz
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and i dont care to tell it

atomic crane
inland jackal
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and you dont care to tell it

atomic crane
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stinky attention baiter

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master baiter

inland jackal
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master baiter

stone blade
inland jackal
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ivan alo

stone blade
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Need me a machine gun lobotomy

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alo

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hello

inland jackal
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hello

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i found a place that sells monster here

stone blade
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Buy all their stock rn

inland jackal
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havent seen the white one you recommend

atomic crane
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the white one is grody

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tastes like artificial sweeteners

inland jackal
deep topaz
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all im gonna say is that elite dangerous can get NASTY if you get in bed with the wrong people

eager igloo
atomic crane
eager igloo
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Hinting at fun story and refusing to tell it

deep topaz
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it's like Eve. except nothing is worse than Eve

atomic crane
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if this wasnt a dystopian police state i would use some choice slurs against schleppa for doing that

eager igloo
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Fucking cliffhanger sounding headass

eager igloo
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And for MASSIVE NERDS

deep topaz
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Eve can either be completely free or it will eat your entire bank account, if you let it

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when they say eve is a sandbox, its not a lie

atomic crane
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imo ED is nowhere near eve

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because in ED the only thing you can pay for is arx

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which is just for cosmetics

pastel quartz
atomic crane
deep topaz
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in terms of money, Eve and ED are in separate fields

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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your fate will arise like the unstoppable flow of time

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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idk if I'd want to put my fingers in another man tbh but thanks for offering anyway

deep topaz
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ED is pretty depraved if you go deep into the factions

inland jackal
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time to play gama

uncut obsidian
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repost if you want @deep topaz banned

deep topaz
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or at least the so-called faction "leaders"

deep topaz
atomic crane
deep topaz
atomic crane
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they dont even have any real money hanging in the balance and they be throwin a fit over the game like it's EVE Online

deep topaz
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not having cash in the game limits the amount of depravity a bit

stone blade
deep topaz
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but believe me, it's still there

stone blade
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lewis hamilton is good

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mango is good

inland jackal
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my hands are shaking but im still getting headshots

stone blade
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y'all hate for the sake of hating

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smh

inland jackal
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bood headshot boom headshot

atomic crane
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it makes me feel like i'm drinking microplastics

pastel quartz
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why are your hands shaking? are you cold?

inland jackal
deep topaz
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white monster is the only monster aside from the OG that I can stomach

inland jackal
stone blade
deep topaz
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coffee monster is okay too but you really gotta either like it or hate it

stone blade
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Literally skill issue

atomic crane
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i've only ever had the OG, the Import, the White, and the coffee ones

stone blade
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white monster good

atomic crane
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and the coffee ones are like not really monster imo

deep topaz
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import is a sidegrade to OG i think

atomic crane
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import tastes sweeter

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could be real sugar instead of corn syrup or something

stone blade
deep topaz
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thats probably exactly what it is

atomic crane
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import is my fave

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OG is second fave

deep topaz
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cause overseas they need to make food out of edible ingredients that wont kill yoy

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you

atomic crane
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coffees third fave (doesnt matter which flavor)

inland jackal
# stone blade put em in your pants

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youtuve

atomic crane
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drinking monster is bad for you tho so i dont do that

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ive never been a regular consumer of energy drinks

inland jackal
atomic crane
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it just feels like slow suicide by poison

stone blade
inland jackal
stone blade
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frfr

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no mroe

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switched to this

atomic crane
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and also like i dont think gamers of all people need energy drinks

inland jackal
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i mean sometimes i drink expensive espresso so yea

deep topaz
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redbull gives me an instant sugar crash

atomic crane
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i think they need to move their body

deep topaz
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monster makes me eepy

atomic crane
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something wrong witcha

stone blade
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no , something is wrong with you

atomic crane
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monster shouldnt make you eepy

inland jackal
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i usually drink e drinks slowly

atomic crane
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too much caffeine and other energizing energizer ingredients

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like energizer battery acid

inland jackal
atomic crane
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yup

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does

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drink watuh

inland jackal
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i had one just to try

inland jackal
atomic crane
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more

pastel quartz
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the side effects of energy drinks weren't well documented when I was young so was drinking multiple burns daily

stone blade
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CAFFEINEEEEEEEEEE letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

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FUCK YESS letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

inland jackal
atomic crane
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telling gamers to stop drinking super olympic athlete fuel = talking to brick wall

inland jackal
atomic crane
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i need my g fuel and gamersupps uuuuuuuuhhhhhh

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caffeine titty shaker cup boobs dopamine

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*drools

inland jackal
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use code badger for 10% discount

weak jackal
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i lifted up 7 bags of barkchip and am now going to pass out

inland jackal
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gamersupps

weak jackal
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each bag weighed 40 kilos

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ow

inland jackal
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just divide in half

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now you got 14 bags and spillen barkchip

stone blade
pastel quartz
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wow 280kilos impressive

atomic crane
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uhh wuhh i gotta crack open a wee monstie, getting a little eeppyy.... whoopsy daisy its 5 AM better make that two!! let me just whip up another gallon of gamersupps for today's grinding sesh

pastel quartz
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I can barely lift that off the ground

weak jackal
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it was 7 trips for each bag

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not all at once that's impossible

pastel quartz
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.....

atomic crane
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man all this gaming sure is hard work, i gotta keep my energy up

weak jackal
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but basically

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pain

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goodnight

pastel quartz
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good morning

weak jackal
pastel quartz
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whatss up my bois

inland jackal
atomic crane
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edater predator

inland jackal
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edator

stone blade
river zealot
atomic crane
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guys... idk if i can make it through the day... i forgot to re up with a 36 pack of monsters

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im gonna be asleep all day fuuccckkkk

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how am i gonna get the giga victory royale now...

river zealot
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@clever valley

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stone blade
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I found the best band

atomic crane
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most normal brainfart user's favorite artist

river zealot
deep topaz
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have you heard of brojob

stone blade
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I'm into slamming brutal death bro

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what do you expect

atomic crane
stone blade
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I listen to songs named this

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don't be surprised

atomic crane
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i wasnt

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i saw your pfp

stone blade
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aight aight

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my pfp is jolly

deep topaz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJxFttxPGDk&pp=ygUUYnJvam9iIHNsZWVwIGl0IGF3YXk%3D

YouTube
BROJOB
BROJOB - SLEEP IT AWAY (EP PRE-ORDERS AVAILABLE NOW)

PRE-ORDER THE NEW EP "SLEEP IT AWAY" HERE: https://hollowedrecords.indiemerch.com/

LYRICS:
HEAVY EYES.
DESPERATE CRIES.

I CAN'T STOP MY THOUGHTS FROM RACING.
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SLEEP THEM AWAY
I CAN'T FACE ANOTHER DAY
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SLEEP THEM AWAY

I ALWAYS NEEDED YOU
BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST A MEMORY.
I LET YOU SLIP AWAY.
NOW ALL THAT'S...

▶ Play video
stone blade
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get jolly with it

stone blade
atomic crane
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the hat is fine

deep topaz
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idk what genre brojob is but its heavy stuff i guess

river zealot
stone blade
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nuhh

stone blade
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if the music doesnt sound like machine guns and explosions and dying people

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I dont wait it

atomic crane
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i am somewhat versed in the art of the deal

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the exchange of chattle

stone blade
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is this elite dangerous

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or eve

deep topaz
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elite dangerous

stone blade
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only space games with space ships have that shit

deep topaz
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Eve looks like an excel spreadsheet with a GUI

atomic crane
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erectile dysfunction

stone blade
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mmm electric dick

atomic crane
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that's 5 billion

deep topaz
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flobber

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sleepy

atomic crane
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i be on my billionaire shit

stone blade
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RAGGAETONN letsgooo

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boys hop on the raggaeton bus

deep topaz
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least cluttered Eve interface

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stone blade
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shit is lit

stone blade
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WoW players would be jealous

deep topaz
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my interface is considered pretty conservative

inland jackal
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blowout is about to happen

deep topaz
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there are some people who literally just have the entire screen full to the point of where they can't see what's going on

atomic crane
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im about to blow my pants out with shit

deep topaz
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they play it by pure numbers

inland jackal
atomic crane
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poop and farts and shit

stone blade
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SUAVAMENTEEEEEE music letsgooo

deep topaz
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least chaotic eve battle

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stone blade
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brother what is this

deep topaz
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WoW would weep at the server strength of EvE

stone blade
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numbers

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pixels

atomic crane
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the exact opposite of "fun"

stone blade
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imagine recording this on OBS

deep topaz
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EvE is run off one master server with each star system being its own server

inland jackal
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im voting to ban schleppa, hes obv marketing a non sdalger game

deep topaz
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there are times where there can be thousands of people in one fight

stone blade
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it wills crash with an error named "I'm not encoding that bullshit 🖕 "

stone blade
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do I also deserve a ban?

atomic crane
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meanwhile

deep topaz
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that is not promo material that is an actual screenshot

inland jackal
deep topaz
stone blade
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LMAO

deep topaz
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i am not bullshitting you

stone blade
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how do you even play this game

deep topaz
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when titanic corporations collide it looks like this

inland jackal
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you dont

pastel quartz
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you get used to it

inland jackal
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i hate eve cause i have a friend that talks about it all time

stone blade
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I cant get used to that

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I'm sorry

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I prefer minecraft

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let me build my houses

deep topaz
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you don't have to be used to it

inland jackal
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minecraft is one of the chads of gaming

deep topaz
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in giant teamfights its not just warp in and figure out what's going on

inland jackal
atomic crane
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throws himself out of his 7th story apartment

deep topaz
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you warp in, follow your squad lead, shoot at designated targets, survive as long as you can (you are guaranteed to die)

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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ive personally only been in a 300 man fight

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that was enough

inland jackal
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im sure people will listen to you there

stone blade
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I have better idea

atomic crane
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how often is there a story about an EVE greasetard losing his life savings because some other greasetard blew up his shit while he was offline or something lol

inland jackal
deep topaz
atomic crane
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good game

stone blade
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only happy thoughts

inland jackal
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stop having funnnn

deep topaz
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eves been around since like 2003

stone blade
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no Chadge

inland jackal
stone blade
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never ever

inland jackal
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imagine ivan starts with mods

pastel quartz
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Just FYI EVE isn't owned by the same company that made it. It was bought out by the korean shitters that made the hit P2W RNG grindfest Black Desert Online.

inland jackal
deep topaz
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I think in eve a rough translation of money is that 1 million ISK is 1 cent

inland jackal
stone blade
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theres still I Want to build in my own world now

deep topaz
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these are the most costly DEATHS in the last 7 days

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stone blade
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Boys

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I will search for

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"cartel music" on youtube

inland jackal
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is it me or asians ruin games most of the time

stone blade
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and see what pops up

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they do

inland jackal
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tencent games especially

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its all gotta be fucking skins and shit

pastel quartz
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Can't wait for the new Vampire Bloodlines 2 with a tint of chinese censorship to release

stone blade
deep topaz
stone blade
inland jackal
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i swear in cod mobile, theres more skins (about 5 gigs) than base game (about 3-4 gigs, mayble less)

stone blade
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AYYYYY CARTEL MUSIC

deep topaz
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its called Fraternity

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their bot programs are so sophisticated that the devs cant figure out how to ban them

pastel quartz
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Considering how gameplay works in EVE it's basically impossible to tell who's a bot and who isn't

inland jackal
deep topaz
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the only way to know for sure is to kill them and wait for them to scream at you

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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I used to map out wormhole space for signal cartel. Obviously the people didn't want me there and the rare occassions where I'd fuck up and get myself killed they'd always message me shit kekw

inland jackal
stone blade
inland jackal
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@stone blade

stone blade
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new genre discovered

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cartel music

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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:PepeHappy:

stone blade
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lol

inland jackal
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lol

stone blade
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get fucked

pastel quartz
inland jackal
pastel quartz
stone blade
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me and the gang

deep topaz
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this guy got killed in his freighter. if we go by the 1 cent equals 1 million isk estimate, that means this guy just lost $121,713.13 USD

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inland jackal
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can we ban this bozo

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i wanna vibe to cartel music

stone blade
deep topaz
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this guy lost 100 grand in pixels and you're listening to la cucaracha

stone blade
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W

inland jackal
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W

stone blade
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have you stumbled upon

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cartel videos on instagram

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with planes and boats

inland jackal
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i dont use instagram

stone blade
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well nvm then

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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it's fine the capital ships are usually made through a joint effort in the corporation so really you devide that $121k by the amount of people in his corp kekl

atomic crane
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it is a requirement

inland jackal
stone blade
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respect

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I've been getting lots of videos of carttels lately on instagram

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legit plans and boats

deep topaz
stone blade
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with drugs

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we call it Cartelgram

atomic crane
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imagine having to buy guns in stalker with real money

deep topaz
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the cargo he was carrying was worth 111 billion

atomic crane
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every time you die in the game you have to re-buy the guns

deep topaz
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in corporation assets

pastel quartz
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there's a saying in EVE "don't fly what you can't afford to lose"

deep topaz
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arguably even worse, it was all plastic wrapped, so it was dropped upon death

pastel quartz
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people always have backup ships

deep topaz
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so not only did Fraternity lose 111 billion in assets

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but they potentially lost it to a rival corp who scooped it up

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which yes that is WAY worse

stone blade
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shut up with your excel spreadsheets game

atomic crane
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that saying transferred over to elite dangerous but ED is a video game and not whatever EVE is, so you can only lose fake monopoly money and you always have a free backup ship

deep topaz
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there are free backups in eve too

atomic crane
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which i think i prefer

deep topaz
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corvettes

slender rock
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gottfuckindamn

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so my gpu i guess crashed 3 times already

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loose power connector

stone blade
slender rock
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WHATDAFACK

inland jackal
stone blade
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alright

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lets see here

slender rock
inland jackal
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not sure if i already shared this

stone blade
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this?

deep topaz
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big john makes awesome pickled sausage

atomic crane
deep topaz
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master boot record fucks so hard

stone blade
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it does

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Love it

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🤝

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the eve players isnt so bad after all

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he can stay

inland jackal
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sounds good

atomic crane
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dude just chopped 50 different other songs into his own song and stole some shitty ancient excision wallpaper

inland jackal
atomic crane
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and created a payday 2 police assault soundtrack

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badass

inland jackal
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try this

stone blade
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wheres my psychedelic trance playlist

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there it is

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this shit goes hard

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frfr

atomic crane
stone blade
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never been to a psytrance concert but it must be lit

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blood sugar is ancient

inland jackal
atomic crane
inland jackal
atomic crane
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this is emo 10 year old going on a police massacring rampage in gta 4 music

stone blade
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the way I found pendulum was from cs 1.6 montages

inland jackal
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also i found this gem

stone blade
inland jackal
atomic crane
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god i wish i could go back to 2008-2011 again

stone blade
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I Wish I wasnt born

atomic crane
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mw2 was the shit

stone blade
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sorry

inland jackal
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when it comes to rap

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idk theres something to payday 2 voice covers

atomic crane
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i listened to a lot of rap as a teenager

inland jackal
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today is sunday right?

atomic crane
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now i just listen to mac miller and logic

runic kernel
atomic crane
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not even them really anymore

pastel quartz
stone blade
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OK BUT

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Why does psytrance go so hard

atomic crane
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never heard it

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how hard does it go

stone blade
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I legit posted a soundcloud link to it

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y'all mfs never read fr

atomic crane
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oh dis

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nah im too self-centered for all that nonsense

inland jackal
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do yall like loud commentary when someone plays games?

stone blade
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no

atomic crane
inland jackal
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what about excessive swearing in other language

stone blade
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I hate that shit

pastel quartz
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no I don't need some inferior motherfucker to constantly comment over his noob tier gameplay

stone blade
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I prefer chill commentary

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or no commentary at all

atomic crane
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THE BRO IS CHASING ME

inland jackal
lament vapor
stone blade
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I play the game myself Chadge

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and suck at it on my own acord Chadge

inland jackal
atomic crane
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this psytrance is hitting, but i prefer the schizo hyperborea song

pastel quartz
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meh I personally have a strong dislike watching other people playing video games / streaming

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I make an exception for asmongold's streams sometimes but only because we know each other IRL

stone blade
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as pop smoke once said
"I ain't a pretty boy but I ain't ugly"

atomic crane
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i know your games

stone blade
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I wonder

pastel quartz
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it was a filthy lie too

stone blade
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at a psytrance concert

inland jackal
stone blade
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how many people are on drugs think

pastel quartz
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more than 1%

atomic crane
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reminds me of how 12 year old me tricked some other 12 year old into thinking i knew tobuscus irl

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i told him he called me friendbuscus

pastel quartz
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idk who tobucus is but

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fucking lol

atomic crane
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toby turner

stone blade
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I know him

pastel quartz
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I should copy this GMT thing to feel like I fit in

stone blade
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tobuscus , captain sparkles , pewdie , marki , jackseptic

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and many more

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single handedly raised a generation

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idc

atomic crane
stone blade
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its just fax

atomic crane
inland jackal
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hulk

atomic crane
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but i was a big pewdiepie watcher when i was a kid

pastel quartz
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I'm personally a big fan of vtubers

stone blade
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of what

pastel quartz
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especially the lewd one with big tiddies and the shark girl

stone blade
atomic crane
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like 2010-2014 pewdiepie

pastel quartz
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they make me feel like even someone like me can be desireable by the opposite gender

stone blade
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can we ban strigoi

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thx

inland jackal
atomic crane
inland jackal
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i mean what

atomic crane
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none of us are desireable

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we are in brainfart

stone blade
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my mom says I look nice

pastel quartz
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I lied in order to bait out the vtuber fans

stone blade
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so

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skillissue on your end

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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haha no jk you can like who you want

atomic crane
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no no you cant

pastel quartz
atomic crane
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nope nuh uh

mystic bluff
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Deez nuts bitch

atomic crane
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DAYYYYYUM

stone blade
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keep that in mind

inland jackal
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doing some illegal stuff

atomic crane
mystic bluff
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Got motha fuckin dammmm!!

inland jackal
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fun fact you can kill kruglov in gamma to get his trader inventory

deep topaz
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kruglov is based

pastel quartz
deep topaz
stone blade
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fun fact: Hunting mutants in gamma is best hobby Chadge

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butcher my beloved

ruby minnow
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Hello guys

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gm

stone blade
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gm

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privet habibi

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salam alaykum

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❤️

ruby minnow
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alo alo ivan

stone blade
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alo alo

ruby minnow
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my favorite bulgarian organ mafia

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sorry i mean copper wire stealer

stone blade
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thats iedy

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get it right

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
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if i see a guy with ivan's hair on the bus im pepper spraying

stone blade
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I hope your mother is nice and well too iedy