#🎪bruh-fart
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Last time i tried i did like 30 in one go
Nice
I wonder if i can hit 40
exactly
Cardio and weight loss actually don't have that much correlation
Lifting hundreds of pounds means nothing if your heart gives out at 40
It's mostly diet and general movement
bro didn't even do exercises at home?
Dm me the word tomato.
I have never been to a gym

Just start running
Need to go somewhere?
Run
And when you can't run jog
Yeah, just did the math. I need to gain 20 lbs to be considered just barely in the normal BPI
Yikes
Dm you shit
🍅
I'm starting a sleep/workout regime with my dad monday
Gonna be good
I just need to eat more is all
I suck at that tho
Man thats the point
That too
I dont have to go anywhere

If it's illegal to carry, you're in a bad country/state
Get a high heart rate for 30 minutes a day
Yeah if it's illegal to carry then move
Arm strentgj
Kinder eggs are illegal too in america. Dont make other set YOUR boundaries 
AZ gun laws are top tier 
Importing 100 rn
Cali ones suck but like
I saw a kinder egg at the store yesterday whatchu mean?
Idc!!
I mean, drugs are too-
We have a different kind of kinder egg
Cuz they are some sort of gambling and illegal in some states
I don't think yours has the yellow shit inside
Fifa had hazard too
The the
And it wasnt illegal
The toy
0
Yeah, we have like, two halves. One has dip and the other has the toy. Not even the good kinder chocolate
If you can fit the WHOLE EGG in your mouth DM me rn
We have those here, those are nice
You can probably fit it
But choke on it i doubt it
Ohhh, was it because kids swallowed em whole? 
AND DIED
Probably yeah
Yeah bro dm me a picture of your mouth circumference
Possibly

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Man, chat got horny and NP isn't even here, how does that happen?
Np?
No problem
America hours in brainfart gets werird

We are just going to bed and the euros are waking up, everyone horny
There is a cycle
European morning in brainfart is weird

Just make sure iedy, Falco, and skom are away before you get frisky
I can understand the toys but the fucking egg
NobodyParticular, or PillowPrincess rn
Oh
They were like
That one
ONE BITE CHALLANGE
this assumes there's a period of time where brainfart ISN'T weird
WHOLE KINDER EGG
WITH THE TOY
That's why I'm here. To bring order to the lawlessness
np?
It's not lawlessness
PillowPrincess
Just a different kinda law
pp?

You fuck in the evening, we fuck in the morning. Atleast i think so 
Calling them that from now on
Euro's Gone Wild
Mum walks in while I'm stroking....
I mean I be fucken all hours if I could but
Just finished my first day on lethal company, that blob got me acting up g
The monsters dont want you to know, but if you jump on the railing half of them cant reach you
And if you have a shovel you can beat them back
The shovel doesn't do as much as I thought it would
Like I could fuck a spider up with a shovel
You cant 1v1 a monster
But woman issues?
Unless its a small bug
Or you get lucky with a spider
But if you climb on a railing you become unstoppable
Komornik po mnie jedzie, wpierdole go do rowu i sprzedam na allegro.
🇵🇱
Moon runes 
@river zealot
Iesus
no that's not jesus

DELETE THIS
I can't
???
I mean
Is that right?
I don't see any nudity
Idk I know two polish words and none of them are in there
Komornik - the man from irs that takes my fucking stuff to pay my bills
Makes sense now
Man, Google Translate SUCKS sucks huh?
Idk translate usually does a pretty good job, maybe try speaking a better language next time?

Why, when i translate metro, it shows a fucking subway?
They are pretty much interchangeable
Mam thats a nice sandwich
Thats lame
Actually entirely interchangeable now that I think about it

Thus fucker does the same thing
Is his name eugene?
Sandwich stealing bastard
I wanna kill him
It's gnasher "na-sha"
Hey atleast you don't use the Cyrillic alphabet
That shit is incomprehensible
Kill being pet
I learn russian 
I don't even want to try
The first four letters being "a 6 B r" fucking kill me
That's the full game trust me
I like can't even care ya know
I feel like I'm being gaslit anytime I see those characters
ITS NOT ABC, ITS ABG 
Абвг
Get out 🥴
Abvd
I generally dont remember shat comes after
I skipped on my alphabet when i was in 2nd grade
Or first
There's 5 "b"s and they are all pronounced differently
Looks fine to me
It looks like someone had a brain aneurysm
You fuckers just rotated b 4 times
b d p q
3*
And decided to teach it at school
Nah but they actually look different
All the fucking same ^
Slavic languages are a weird mix of phonetic and non-phonetic letters, and way too many vowels and consonants
But each one is different
I don't even want to try
Ы comes from ь, and б and в look nowhere the same
Like you sanis penisb, then its more like penii,and penisB, then its PENIZ
and bi is Y.
I actually found a Simple Basics thing for Russian, and it makes sense how it works, but the fact that it makes sense doesn't mean it's not stupid
Especially nothing Cyrillic
HAHA Portuguese is funny
I speak canadian. Ty kurwo jebana szmato pierdolona obyś zdechł
I'm very weak at it
I know two polish words
Its only easy till you get to the part where every word changes 20 times
But they are the important ones anyways
Kurwa mać?
Kurwa and KUUUURRRWAAAAA
I've heard from my dad, fluent in Spanish, that it sounds like Spanish spoken with a thick Russian Accent
Also learn Ukrainian, russian is half a slavic language 
Yeah, my friend, who is Russian born but American raised, wants to learn it, but I know it's gonna suck for him
Yeah I picked some of it up in college because there was a ton of rio soccer players there
Like, Canadian English, or their worse French?
Latino american
Quebecoise 
The good ending
It's best ignored...otherwise it gains more power
Like we're making it to 2100 
@weak jackal

the user above is NOT stuff
Is talking about orientations illegal here? 
shouldn't be
That thing is NOT thinking
Yup that's me
Mods, severe his reproduction organs.
Fuck the things. Go sick and take a day or two off.
Quebec
Well the things I have to do are play more lethal company and get drunk off margaritas at the local Mexican restaurant
Oh
I'll fuck that rat
who wouldn't?

Did you watch the full thing?
Connection terminated. Im sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.

Classic
AND LEGS. YOUR DICK HAS LEGS
it better be
Wait
too many wizards on my block
take your meds
Unmedicated, plotting,
:3
Tempted to find the original
...I uh...saw this meme and uh...found the original a while ago...
My curiosity is a bain
Ԑ:
Its Patrick bateman from "America psycho" 🙂
I don't speak vague gesture
Now im curious as well 
It wont even load 
it runs at like 5 fps
No no, of course he wasn't attracted to crossdressed bugs and wanting to see if that was normal, reached out to a friend in a joking way, not at all
me when I fart in my pans
Big feddu
I just pierded
This is weird
I didn't ask for help
I am just sharing.
bets for when the game crashes and saves corruption. starts at 5
blow me
Taste the Peaness
say hi
hello
I am clearsky, those bandits
we are not on talking terms
besides bollets
bandit caaants
steal their drip
they had shit
tryina get this dipshits dog meat
then I pissed off the miltary by being too close to their dudes
🙂 fuck
If you repair their drip you can stroll into their campfire and drop a grenade.
that's the plan
so far... I need more kits
I think this run is corrupted
and I saved over it
Basic tools should be enough.
tits
There is only a single pair of tits in the whole zone.
Hip?
yep this save is fucked
shit
-_-
this lore ends with I just get liver cancer and die in the swamps trying to uh
idk
The fuck is sesame street
You are uncultered
Guilding light 
gm
Sup
Let me test something
Delight
Is it 8:30?
its 10:30
Shhhh
nuh uh
now he wont say
random question, this cpu has no pins right? (its an am5 socket)
are u kidding? i cant solve these math calculations
... British people dont know math...
My point is proven. Case closed
@lyric horizon, ill give u one better - my aunt lives in britain
sorry, idk about pc hardware
die
kefyr
wow good point 
Jk i love lithuania
im dumb
did you fuck up trying to type kys 
whats the specs pooki?
no, its a real thing
i5 11th gen cpu; intel iris xe gpu; 8gb ram
He ment this
fermented milk can't go wrong
yes
better then my shitty nokia poopy
i hate my laptop
8gb ram gang
takes 5 seconds to check online
they dont have pins
i did, it has no pins so i dont have to worry abt breaking them 
I prefer ayran honestly
I had to be very careful with mine 5600 since it has pins
Yeah I'm glad mine dousnt have any, it's my first build so I don't wanna fuck it up
make sure to cable manage
BTW u guys like my new mouse?
Oh that's right 
Gonna take a bit haha
that's new im used to people having anime waifus on their mousepads
nice maus tho
Yeah I just got any idc abt Wats on it
Thanks
Light asf
btw
i need a splitter cause i use headphones with a mic on it
there are a bunch of different splitter so wtf is the right ones?
you got a 3.5mm?
do you have your headphones with you rn
Yes
I'll send a pic
I have the same mouse!
its 3.5mm
Unlike Ur mother
Wat
make sure it doesnt split to a different jack width
Tell me
different splitters can have a different width jack at the end
since professional headphones dont have 3.5mm
sometiems
so get a regular splitter
Yes so should I specify is amazon search bar
Oki
I guess?
this will work?
Yes
I was about to send the same thing
I silly questions so I don't go off my own understanding
Especially cause this my first pc and I don't wanna fuck up
Just be sure it's long enough
I also use my splitter as an extension for my headphones
Hi rex
I'll find one that's long 
I use my phone as a remote mic because my built in one sucks
what
he meant races
he literally ment races
I did not know the shitty Henry Ford Health Systems 200 is a fucking car
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IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
whatsup
i love you
balvarian bitch
take your pills
you take my pills
slut
bitch
whore
tramp
yes love you too
What is this guy talking about 
:adware:
u2
He
eeeeeee
hi
you keep track of my world?
Perhaps
aww
I only have 2 farmers which give me emeralds for pumpkin
Dont make me call mumbo jumbo
I prefer using my blacksmith for emeralds tbh
1 iron for 1 emerald from my blacksmith and I already have an iron farm running
got over 3 stacks of iron blocks as of now
Thats capitalism
keep it min I had to make a bunch of hoppers with that iron for the sorter
so most likely
5/6 stacks of iron blocks went into the entire thing
greetings putannas
ay cabron
ALO IVAN
ce mortii matii faci
Ola
And put on some shaderz
not rn
hello there
@stone blade, get some parrots for iedy too
hello delight how are u
And get yourself a jukebox
need to find jng for that
about to eat breakfest (at 12pm). overall pretty good
Already did (11:15)
Another one
cat
how u doing, Iedy?
Get pigstep
I want
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banger
The one from shards?
i'm on 1.20.2
need to find acacia tree
and jng
and farm some
and add them to the corter
Save emeralds for wandering trader
Just say ur broke
Idk, i wanted to say something to break the silence
I have decent armor and tools
I trade with my librarian
for glass
and lanterns
shoutout to lanterns
Campfires are also lit
They arent lit after you use a ground breaking invention
I had a stroke
Four times fifty living men
It had to bring french numbers
Why 200 when can four times fifty
What are you studying?

and study boring literature
Thats like old english
which nobody cares about
not old english
god bless
I dont have to learn that shit
rainesanse
Renaissance

Have you gotten a bad grade by giving your opinion on a question which states "what is your opinion on.."
Cause i did
2/5
It was a philosophy subject too
No, it was about some china guy
is this heatsink for the ssd??
questions with "what is your opinion" are stupid because the teachers only hear what they want to hear and they dont care for your opinion
if they disagree you get bad grade
Heatsink for the transistors
ssds do not sit there so no
Can u specify wat that is pls ?
an electricity component
Glad i never heard of her 80yo ass one leg in grave
Alr I have an ssd that comes with its own heatsink so I'm good
Nothing like the education system to squeeze all the life out of people
Ben Shapiro asks questions about something, thats new
capacitor can store and unload electricity
a transistor can amplify or control the flow of electricity
Lol
hypothethically lets say that ben was building a pc
Getting my first pc so I have alot of questions
I have 0 experience nor knowledge but after asking so many questions I'm ready do build
oi
oi
Penis?
Resistor
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Balls are capacitors
didn't know psychedelic music goes so hard
W monolithaaaaa!!!
monolithussy
But yea i think its for ssd
Wtf is that
sky and sea and sea and sky
WHAT DID THE AUTHOR MEAN BY THAT
so stupid
are u reading a book?
For the aether and the nether, and the nether and the aether
Ssd? @stone blade told me it wasn't I'm confused now
I said i think
ancient mariner
books are stupid
Search ssd heatsinks and find similarities @pastel quartz
My ssd comes with its heatsink so if mobo dousnt have it I'll just use that
Suit yourself
pity rank
My cat just brought a mouse to do I do with it halp
how to check the ranks?
eat it obviously
Bugger ate half its tail
You do the rest
I mean for real
Throw it in a ditch
How to check ranks alo
Check out my overkill case 
Alo idk
oh I thought there was a leadboard
W I D E
probably is knowing the trillion bots and commands here
W i d e boi
Indeed
My friend helped me pick some parts, he asked after seeing my case "is it big enough?" 
do /rank view and it'll show your spot on the leaderboard
I need like 12k more xp for blue rank and I honestly can't be bothered
Thats what he said
I'm 4th on the leaderboard
you reach number one you get a government supplied piece of graphite from the CNPP
Whos numero uno
your mum
lol
Tf2 spy hanging himself after taunt
he just like me
want cook i to
Hello ❤️
look at you in the jolly spirit
bz11k, my favorite oligarch 🤝
ho ho ho 
I kill kruglov in gamma every time
why am I an oligarch tho
I'm saving my christmas pfp for actual christmas
rich russian
I am not really rich
uh huh
I don't even know any game systems other than 5e.. And even then, I don't know 5e too well 
I wing my dnd sessions with an ms paint layer and a digital d20
The son of al Quassam song goes so hard
I make my dice
Out of smoked oak
that sounds weirdly pleasant
Imma be real with you. I never liked the pc cases with glass on them
there's no real reason to have a see through pannel when you won't have lighting, mine just came with one because it was the cheapest one I could get
Same
the aussie gey is here
True

Jump off a cliff
imagine being literate and knowing how to read rules
literally couldn't be me I have like 12 felonies on this server
laugh at him for being retarded then release into the tundra
Bro it's actually cold outside
mouse?
Well.. you wanna start sharing your house with a mouse then? 
real
Poor bastard cot caught by my cat
release him into an abandoned building or something
would you be interested in learning any new systems?
based cat doing it's job but half assing it
your cat caught him without killing or permanently mangling him? lmao
Bro ate it's tail
bruuuh
no balls
Not really. Because I don't play a lot of ttrpgs
Well
Mine has better sleeping posture 
Trying to eat the stub left behind
just yeet him outside unless it's like -20C he should be fine
-4 also he, yk, is injured
Make the women cook u bloodsucker goulish for ultimate rad res 
Do mice get infected from cat bites
Penis
Yea this one may
I don't get the concern over vermin
Idk also my cat left to wait for this one
considering the trash mice go through on a daily basis I'm not sure if their immune system even knows what an infection is
Aight I'll let him out
I'll be sure to improve their shelters through the introduction of heat dispensed by my flamethrower
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL
Released
PENIS
...
tough crowd
Holy shit
Happy Sidorovich Saturday
Everyone chanting KILL
EAT
NO
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
Bloodsucker goulish 
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
PENIS
EAT
PENIS
Oh my god
PENIS
EAT
...
Stfu
ben shapiro being as fun as in real life
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
EAT
TEA
EAT
EAT
Naw that hurt 😞
WAT
EAT
EAT
nah it's over
pack up your bags
EAT
...
Bro ruined it
he ruined it
P!CAT
Pack your bags guys
ostricize him publicly
nah the mood's over fed
goddamnit
Always the feds
look what they did to my mood
always the ben shapiro
yeah
just crumpled it up like a paper ball
Yeah.
I miss the days when we could chant kill like a warhammer death cult
so wait are you going to keep drinking from that glass you trapped a wild mouse in
Yea
Let him out
Rat goulish 
but are you going to drink from the glass now?
are you going to wash the glass then drink?
domesticate it and teach it to lure out its brothers into the open for your .22lr rifle
Uhh no
I'm gonna deep clean that fucker

drink out of it to become mouse man
mfw getting cleaned deep
And pray to Allah for forgiveness
the lamest hero of all
Guys I need a bigger case
how many times will I see this case
Idk
are you compensating for having a small
gpu?
As many times of all the inches of my penis
In that case 1

i missed the spam! 
I don't have any inches of penis 
EAT
nah we packed our bags
get back to work 
boost in my confidence lol
yes, master 
It has to be vodka
Do my nails too
Did you cut it off
Hi all
no but I'm poor east europe so only have centimeters
inches are for the rich
Hi
Madi smell
Who's better with a shovel I guess
Double head in one session 
Ayo lmao
gordon is a handsome young man he doesn't need to hear any of this
Fuck Gordon
have we gone too far in our toying with life? 
we live in a hell of our own creation
Literally adam22
Wanna smash bbg?
Guys I need the wallace and gromit type thing with all the animals talking like ordinary brittish people
I can't find it
Hackney?
feel free to use this for an album cover lads
no
yes.
god damn
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AH
best video on the internet
america is one big insane asylum
pretty much
as a resident at the insane asylum i agree
aaaaaaaaaaaa
@stone blade
must be something they put in the water
FROGS
it's just letting idiots reproduce
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