#🎪bruh-fart
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me when grok saw my afk tag
Another successful spaceglide sesh
rare space L
Rare? 
its cuz of those stepmom issues
lmaooo
what mommy issues does to a mf - he plays LoL
if only you knew 
?
bouta send pipebombs to valve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eU2B9XzXCc @oblique spire
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this looks interesting]
i was talking about the steam recommend bs, ur gucci
idk man
the playerbase overlap is crazy

tfw this the other half of the mommy issues equation.




there is no good half
oh absolutely not
ive gone past my griffith arc
and on full guts mode character development
i'm not goy enough to connect my spotify to my discord
thats pretty hot 

tfw stuck between bitchy delusional stepmom and bipolar semimedicated almost schizo edgy biomom.
With 160bpm hardcore gaining popularity I thought it was a great time to make this.
OSU Beatmap https://osu.ppy.sh/s/794599
Guitars by Daron Iceman https://soundcloud.com/daron-iceman
Based on "9mm Parabellum Bullet - インフェルノ" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DizBlRFMD4
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help i cant look down to my pda
just bend neck
press R?
locked
neck hurt
pho means noodles? sorry, im not familiar with american brands
anyway, bon apple tea
they can still get in
LMAO
lol
madi
oh. i imagined these ⬇️. cuz we have these here (ate yesterday)
its pretty shit ngl

we actually don't use any siracha either normally, i legit don't know any local noodle shop has siracha cause it's a little too expensive
who the fuck are you and how do you know that
they use off brand hot sauce cause cheaper
oh yea that's fire
but i can't eat it 
my gf eats spoonfuls of that stuff tho
she's the spice obsessed one
im more about flavor
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy @fluid coyote what's your main account
you know how some people hate cilantros cause it tastes like soap?
yea it's like that for me
alt account @ligma main account @balls
yea chilis tastes like nothing for me, it's like eating dirt
username - ligma
-Whats your main acc name?
-ligma balls
classic 
hi
hello
hi wolf
hi dad
its #deleted-account
my gf once gave me a tiny piece of super spicy dried squid, that tiny spot on the tip of my tongue is still singed till this day
waaaaaa i havet o piss but there are guests that i dont lieeeee and i dont wanna meet them
it's not normal compared to the rest of my tongue
OH MY FUCKIN GOD ANOTHER ONE! 
Hi chat 
Should I just send this
who wanna hop on Lethal Company
dewit
🏴☠️
yea but I'd need a patch and im not in the mood for allat
it comes with it
Moderator encouraging illegal activities!??
maybe I'll give it a try later 

which is exactly why i prefer flavor cause i can actually taste it 
but not kidding I can't taste anything on one side of my tounge because of that liquid magma she was eating AS A SNACK
when i use my upper teeth to grind on my tounge, only half of my taste buds actually feel my teeth, the other half is just numb
enough league spam

the melatonin archangels taking me to the shadow realm
He's been here for 2 weeks. Definitely enough time to know how brainfart works 

he knew who Alex is immediately after joining
psychic 

Ride and grind brainfarters, time for todays pill assortment due to having a severe cough that refuses to leave
I hate being sick
classic, the red gel ones are my favorite
makes my tummy warm
Good for swallowing, hate the big blue one
The yellow one is alright
I do too but that one I’m forced to drink a full glass of water for it to work properly in my stomach
Days since last novice posted a shit related meme:
this one go me in the feels
best kind of meme
water makes all the difference, especially for a sore throat
The PS4 days lol
My issue is less of a sore throat and more lung problems making me cough to the point of my sides hurting
oof
Before this assortment of meds started I could hardly breathe
With each boykisser gif I grow stronger 
I've had sneezing fits till my abs felt like there's ants pissing in my stomach so
gget well soon
Mine seems to focus on hurting the muscles next to my ribcage under my arms and not much else
you gotta take all that for a cough?
oh I just read the other messages
Motorcycle accident 
it's not your throat
Cough (red ones), excessive mucus (blue and white ones), and since we can’t afford real ones antibiotics that are technically made for fish (yellow one)
cute hand
yea pretty much the usual suspects for a sore throat/cold
I will punch you
i think these are just the starting pills
ok
Understandable
i bet those fingers do some pussy work
Someone’s forgotten my part of the lore
desperate times call for desperate measures
he's not into women delight
the flintstone gummys
read the sacred texts
i dont remember u being good at the finger game lore
women are fictional anyway
and 
@fluid coyote @lavish pawn
So called woman denier despite being married

jesus christ, there's dust everywhere
i see, but that finger game should still be alive
this shit has been collecting dust
Tf am I gonna finger, my prostate

@oblique spire https://youtu.be/kEqEmeSjCIc?si=ivPZawR1Ml58rBz6 noway
Project Zomboid в Roblox
Игра которая делается студией РедискаGames
То что показано в видео это альфа и мы еще работаем над игрой.
Игра будет на 100% бесплатна, и мы не хотим сделать пародию на Project Zomboid.
Дискорд канал: https://discord.gg/uUunFDjFNv
Project Zomboid в Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/games/13461193142/Project-Zomboid-menu
Pro...

gotta check it somehow
i ain't risking it
and doctor is too expensive
The day I have to get an actual prostate exam is the day I start building a killdozer

nah you'll def get an A+ on the exam
“Turn your head and cough” nah bro turn and face the wall

honestly its not that bad
How would you know
he enjoyed it

Not even supposed to get a prostate exam until you’re at risk of prostate cancer, which is at least not possible until you’re around 40-50

WTF BZ
hm?
I thought your rank was higher
I despise the ranking system
yea it's stoopid
I normally don’t acknowledge it beyond when I notice weird changes
Especially considering xp for it is disabled in brainfart

excuse me?
Your server name is literally boytoy

or, well, just say him you have no money for nitro to gift him
then he will immediately lose interest
american pharmacy is unhinged beyond any sense
you must have a super aids cancer cough to gobble up so many pills for it
fuckin hell i forgot he's from america
Not really, most of these pills are fairly cheap besides the blue one
the bills 
I am not saying they're expensive
Mfw I put the flag in my name
I'm saying that's too damn many pills for just a cough
Someone didn’t read the full line of conversation
bold of you to assume I read brainfart at all
blame mobile
blame pc
chickie noodle

fuck wrong one
stinky ass
HAH
He wanted the gist of what I said about me being sick because his lazy ass doesn’t wanna read it himself
i know someone

@uncut obsidian the mine was not indeed disabled
🎱 Question: will the american make a full recovery?
Answer: Most likely
he's gucci
is the video bugged?
🎱 Question: Will the bobr stop being an idiot and just read the conversation
Answer: Yes
HAH

my ass is too high to realize that

ok good then
you wish
I'm inside your ass
go get your nappies peepaw
crawling around and plotting your demise
you wish
hissss
😭
oh hell nah
:D
uncanny valley type shit
I just don't understand who made that image processing algoritm and thought
yeah that looks fucking good
I'm glad with what I did
it's clearly ai
oh no
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This fucking guy pops in my feed all the time, half the shit he eats looks unappetizing, but he manages to make it look decent... But this...
Even he can't manage
banished to the shadowrealm forever
god bless the us
Cheeseburger Stalker
im sorry but i can't join you
aliens only
just a matter of time

the creature is contained
not going to good
Twerk at the 173 ripoff
5 of us btw
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Georgia
It’s him, it’s THE gravy seal.
Literally all I know about this game is the bobblehead man
oh then you're fine
we have like 300 bucks

meh
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Matt
better
basically turns anyone into deadpool
but even more powerful cartoon bullshit
only the jim carrey one was good
the rest are mid
Jim Carrey is himself a reality bender
Any movie he is in is automatically good
Even that Batman movie he was in
goodbye brainfart
fr fr
It's over, millions must be fired...
Ancient artifact from dead civilization that’s basically the embodiment of chaotic neutral
Chaotic evil would just be mass murder which doesn’t exactly fit
...There was a cartoon show?
he was definitely chaotic good in my eyes
He did rob an entire bank though remember
I thought he was a reality anchor point
I was honestly more focused on the reality-bender shit more than anything else
that's an everyday thing in the 80s he gets a pass
I like characters and stories about people able to literally twist said story to whatever they themselves want, honestly I'm just wondering if The Mask was my first exposure to that
That or something like Old Man Henderson
I remember somebody did the math, if you worked at a bank in California in the 80-90s for atleast 3 months there was like a 90% chance you would experience a robbery

And like a 15% for 2 robberys
rubberys

'a rubbery' sounds like a sex thing

the wild west didn't have cars
a rubber is a condom
today is brainmelt sunday
compared to how sane the rest of the world is, america is the wild west
ye
as a resident i have final say
"THIS IS A RUBBERY" 🥵
yippekaiyay mf
"A rubbery": When the girl deliberately weakens/breaks the condom to get pregnant.
That's all I got
Spent 5 minutes trying to come up with a quote for that
Can't

now that you mention it, it's kinda funny jim carry starred in two movies like that
dude performing that song himself is goated 
That hurt my eyes for a second
there are more guns in texas than in the entire northern sector of the state
god bless america and her big ol tits
How many guns is that per person
so proud to call this place home
it isn’t even a full gun per person technically but for it to be 21 guns per 1000 people is a shit ton considering how many fucking people live in texas
yea considering how much crime there was
2300 guns in just the population of the city of houston
i would think so 
REGISTERED guns
(Me realizing it actually might be close to a gun per person because that’s only registered firearms)
funny thing is still one of the least likely states to get shot in
21 guns per 1000 people, do math and division
just did by population of houston texas
meanwhile in canada
guns are great

i mean look at states that restrict gun ownership
yea i havent gone to bed yet 
gang fights everywhere
i mean there are gang fights in every state
we just only see certain ones documented
oh god no
you’re more likely to see someone robbing a restaurant you’re at and THE ROBBER gets shot
you will get robbed you will get killed as a bystander
like 4 different people are carrying registered firearms and another 10 are unregistered
every gun owners wet dream
especially bnes
Yeah sure buddy
try to rob and carjack me
there is certainly not full auto AKs in my vehicle
wish i had guns, but stungun will do

as a mod yes 
Godskin Noble
it's the godskin duos right. the fat one
lmao
but yeah no robberies aren’t a thing in texas really
syno_1, your new nickname is Dwayne
our government doesn't let us own guns because we're prone to petty drama
i'm a rock
usagi1030, your new nickname is Beng
this man is a prime example
because if they’re robbing someone and a gun is involved, it’s gang related
otherwise they just get the shit and get out
average chicago resident
"how dare you cuss, you fuck your mother with that mouth? you're fuckin dead to me"
we can own guns in Turkey

unless you're a really important person ARs aree not really a thing
yeah, the world's shittiest shotguns
I'm not your buddy, pal
are you my bf then
obamna
there is still a hole in the wall
this image is from like 2017
why is this on my phone
when did this get on my phone
FYM NUH UH!???
very light powder load of 500 grains
SODAAAAAAA!!! 
🥫🥫🥫🛢️🛢️
wuhan again
fucks sake not again
gwa gwa
I'll never get over the fact that he actually say "obamna", like it's for real
sometimes when i pee the pee comes out like a slightly twisted ribbon
so my question is: does my urethra have rifling?
Freudian slip
hmm yes I do believe that's got to hurt
no not this song go away
lmao are you still traumatized?
yes.
not the lethal company
fucking flowers
enderman in lethal company
wish there was a flamethrower option in the shop
buney
D:
]
lethal company is a game where you get crewmates to test out your theories about your environment - theories such as "i'm fairly certain that's a landmine"
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I sometimes want to kill myself but then i remember if i was dead the world would be a better and a less racist place
motivation for living

Tenacious D - Tribute (Scat section) looped for 10 hours
yes there are other versions on youtube from years ago, but this one actually sounds seamless, you're welcome
Why have I done this? Honestly, I was asking myself the same question. Go sub to Tenacious D and also Jablinski Games
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living to spite god 
no god wants me to do this

comment on project zomboid video
This video goes too much hard and it really shouldn't
@rancid iris
the seed has been planted 
:3
man i'm actually so tired of politics
i just see it every day everywhere
Dwayne the 'Kebab' Johnson
honestly couldn't care less, waste of time and braincells
and since its a sunday i will spend all of my time until i need to sleep
i wouldn't care also
if it didn't show up everywhere
i dont care even if it shows up often
well i am not doing that
i'm just saying it
i didnt get the point... 
yea no one ever shuts the fuck up about it, so I just stay away from it as a whole
ooo spicy shit? don't mind if i do 
mf what
"you like kissing boys don't you?"
...whats the point of it.
to piss people off
do i look like i know it
how is that not obvious 
oh so its like telling someone "oh you gae, you gae"?
pretty much
fuckin playground insults
bingus dingus?
its the creature

half life series>>>
was not expecting that 
a woman without a cock
is like an angel without wings
@grizzled meadow good meme don't miss it
THE MANIACAL LAUGH 
can someone teach me
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Qwerasdf
Oh my fucking God
how pronounce?
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Blue12
\
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Word
memeg7837, your new nickname is Gonzo
Muppet
OMG hi
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Stealth
tophattwolf, your new nickname is Manager
fuck this shit 
retail ptsd
Fake, no one can fix stick drift
Grow up and the AI will respect you
YES
IT'S BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ADMIT IT
😭
he did at the end though
and add 8 unneccesary drum fills
went all archspire on that bih
wyer bowling 1996
good bands
@west birch Hi
oi
which band
blasphemy
good
no need
Ok
war metal is good
Post some funnies
me for the past few days
syno_1, your new nickname is Spencer1
its not
prog>
elgis are never appropiate
elves are created to be massacreed
Prog rock sucks ass
some bands are nice
metronxp, your new nickname is Qwerasdf
prog metal i mean
mordre., your new nickname is Redsox
but we all know stoner/funereal doom is best
syno_1, your new nickname is Sucking
that ice cream
i hate those pole proportioned dendrophiles
Metal mentioned, time to post a meme
Sucking my
Are you a lip biter
no i just eat your face
kill
don't have any metal memes on me rn
boom
one sec, should have some
generally music
that meme was made for ants
Bitches love my round bar stock
I can see why people love Lethal Company
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what about gnomecore?
Infected mushroom is great
i like them yeah
Goblincore
not listen to much electronic tho
Gotta love it
"dark souls is too hard 😭"
life: 
absolutely beautiful
slipknot, system of a down, papa roach, drowning pool, eminem... aw fuck, i listen to all of those guess i have to kill myself now
five year plan!! 2022-2024
-fuck it
-we ball
2025
- kill myself
keygen church fucks bro
i love arguing with angry 10 year olds on roblox, shits the most fun i have there
yeah i'm lvl 25ish
SHE CAN FIX ME
Sorry
also the balcony
yes.
Visit DZ yet?

yeah i ran up and did the griddy to a stranger
we ended up making a group together, looted some shit, killed a rogue agent and danced on his corpse
extracted then i hopped off
hi
Alex going crazy rn
You are an awful person
I love this

♻️
DJ Shadow mentioned
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
carpenter brut fucks, why dont i have some of those songs on my fucking playlist already
thanks for the reminder baby ❤️
:3
u still posted that tihng before
I don't have carpenter brut on my everyday playlist just because it makes me want to fucking sprint instead of taking the bus each time
so
every few hours i have the urge to create a new playlist either really fucking energetic music or really chill music and then i never do it and i just keep adding onto my regular playlist
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MFW youtube playlists + adblocker + youtube nonstop addon
I don't pay for data 
Chad goes to dodgy websites to download youtube videos.
I record my own computer audio using audacity and play the video because I'm too paranoid for that shit.
too much work i dont feel like it
Nuh uh
they can take my data for all i care probably like everything ive ever done or said on the internet is out there already anyway, even this message
This is how I feel for the government tbh
Everyone else can shove it but the government is pointless to fight against (on this topic anyway)
Old ik
i wanted to play days gone recently cause i liked the game in the past and it's on sale for like 16 euro but i took one look at the negative reviews and found out about the data collection policy
no leave friend behind...
The lööp
Classic
Any sims 4 updates? Ur lil fella die yet?
😐
?
Moody mf
🤨
oh camper camper
Funniest pole
im totin' poles
Italian 
she graduated college with a distinguished degree in fine art
now she teaches art classes to a bunch of little shits and lives in a haunted apartment
and became a vampire so she could stay up forever and keep working
why teach lil shits instead of creating art?
Classic
fake nitro emoji 
is somebody here a ozmboid chad and has a good modlist
I was gonna post one as a joke but I realize now the modpack image is not allowed
Just make one off some YouTubers pack or something
All of them besides vehicle and maps that require new tiles
It's how I play anyway
Tilesets unironically set my zomboid from "perfectly fine, can run decently, even with insane pop" to "Jesus fucking christ I'm dying why are you doing this to me enjoy system crash".
Vehicles can do the same
i hve noe fucking cleu what are you talking about
i have muh 401 mod list but i don't wanna give it 2 u
im asking about am odlist and ur talking about some ,, all of them ''
There are map mods for Project Zomboid that need new tiles, these are called "tilesets". Tileset packs are fucking rediculous and cause serious game bloat.
To answer your question in more detail, what are you actually looking for?
Wilderness survival? Zombie-clearing games?
a modlist, to play with?? one that i can't be like ,, holy shit this modlist is missing this, i have to add it ''
Look on steam for collections
mine kind of does that
Prolly a long term survival one
im playing first time, all i want is the mods that i will add sooner or later, so i dont have to be like ,, oh, im 2h into playthrough, this game is missing this, i have to add tihs mod
If you have 0 idea what to actually look for then you're basically shitting in the dark. Try what Frog said
idk what i want, modding it myself is stupid, because i'd also have to go thru 2k mods, and probably break the fucking game adding all
its Joepeless for this dude 
if u want a mod that lets u cut your wrists like the edgelord you aspire to be try the "entertain yourself" mod. It also adds the holy bible!
and its pointless, no matter what i will go thru now, ill paly 5 hours, then realise ,, holy shit i need this mod '' once again, then ill have to reset my playthrou
all of you have wicked amount of horus in the game, i suppose you went thru the ,, i need to add tihs and this ''
Like I said man if you aren't gonna browse and have a lookie loo and go through the pain, then just skim through collections and see what you like.
MOST mods work with each other, just don't download mods that do two of the same thing.
alot of mods are compatible with an already saved game
Ok
not really
plus if you're playing for the first time dont expect much of yourself, lol
youre not gonna be that guy
i dotn want to do that, its a waste of time, i want to start playing with an already made modpack
Maja
what guy
you're gonna die. a lot
ok??
just go play
Playing zomboid is already a waste
what does that have to do with mods??
yorue smelly
EVERYONE ITS CYBER MONDAY EVE TODAY!!!!!
what
WE MUST CELEBRATE
It's not just ANY Monday it's CYBER monday!!!
it is A monday though
therefore 

do people outside of America not celebrate Cyber monday?
It's like a second Halloween to us
we dont know what it is

Well, it's like Halloween but we act like computers because that's cyber
so, black monday on tech
mfw its cyber monday so i can finally get a 50% discount on the electronic crack pipe ive been wanting to buy all year
i would download a tree
Downloading cars
Downloading trees
Downloading cars and slamming them against an NFT of a tree
Get Gyaated bro
whats the point of cyber monday
I'm going to have to hack this guy's ip address really quick
Im downloading mental illness rn
You act like a computer for a day
tf is ur nickname
can u give us his xyz coords
its when the robots invade
only allowed on mondays
ido
It's 0'-0.0001









