#🎪bruh-fart

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narrow lotus
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i mean call me whatever but i can barely see notable difference in most RTX games

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like...i only notice a light here and there and some surfaces but nothing worth the fps hit

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or the price of the card

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let alon the fact that the 2000 series was a beta test

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raytracing on 2060 for example is literally non existant

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it was there to ask more mone for the card

earnest slate
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😟

tulip ravine
fluid coyote
slate crown
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real and true

sage otter
sage otter
earnest slate
solar obsidian
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who is this Ray Tracing?

placid sail
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it's from overwatch

sage otter
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Few people realize the RIM-7 Sea Sparrow is the most environmentally friendly anti-aircraft missile produced anywhere.
We're proud of our commitment to a better future for all the children of the world.
Do good things. Be greener. With Raytheon

placid sail
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cold fucking sucks

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but the snow swirling gently in the street light do be beautiful

eager igloo
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Luv cold

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Luv snow

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Luv warm blankie

fresh rose
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I hope a avelanche falls on you

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so you stop liking snow

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because snow sucks

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and you suck for liking snow

eager igloo
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Kys

placid sail
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bruh

eager igloo
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Disrespectfully

placid sail
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chill

sage otter
fresh rose
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spring is the best time of the year

placid sail
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Scorching hot > Freezing cold clueless

fresh rose
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summer and winter both suck

eager igloo
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Autumn is best

earnest slate
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cold does not makes you dirty like summer

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sweat n stuff

placid sail
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have you heard about showers?

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they're pretty nice

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it's like rain, but in your home

sage otter
glad carbon
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110*F showers

sage otter
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Ah yes

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The blisters special

earnest slate
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cold showers r good

dreamy flaxBOT
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🌡️ 110.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 43.333c (celsius)

sage otter
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Cold showers are so comfy before sleeping

slate crown
placid sail
slate crown
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So?

sage otter
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no i'm not that tall

glad carbon
slate crown
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Cold showers hit different on a hot night

earnest slate
slate crown
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Try moving out of mordor, then you'll understand

placid sail
slate crown
sage otter
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@placid sail Have you tried it ? That kind of chilly anesthetic effect

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Then you go under your warm bedsheets

placid sail
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please stop

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I can't think of cold shower while it's cold

slate crown
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He's from russia

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Its -8 rn

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He can't do it

placid sail
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well actually it's okayish in my room right now

glad carbon
placid sail
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I've used a desperate measure and removed a blanket from the heating battery

earnest slate
placid sail
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you europeans are freaks

sage otter
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Cold showers during cold weather are just as nice as ice cream during cold weather

slate crown
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I've always wanted to do an ice plunge but i need to find something that'll fit my giant cheeks without breaking

placid sail
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next thing you're gonna tell you love eating snow

earnest slate
sage otter
earnest slate
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and ice

placid sail
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for the clarity

earnest slate
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from my freezer

placid sail
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most russians are retarded like that, too, and love the cold

slate crown
placid sail
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it's just me being partly of demonic blood

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and stuck in A FUCKING SKYRIM OF ALL THE PLACES

slate crown
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Only if youre from norway

earnest slate
placid sail
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-8 is not that cold in the perception of locals

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but it's not comfy at all for me

earnest slate
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go take cold bath

sage otter
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Put some clothes on

slate crown
eager igloo
sage otter
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Yeah cool shower then slip into nice clothes

placid sail
eager igloo
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Fucking 35 in the summer is UNBEARABLE

placid sail
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pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

slate crown
eager igloo
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Kill yourself respectfully

placid sail
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well okay, actually now since I'm old and decrepit 35 is kinda hot to me too

slate crown
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She's a reptile

sage otter
slate crown
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Ikr

placid sail
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I would know exdeeeeee

slate crown
placid sail
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make your girl run a treadmill at least sometimes

slate crown
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Bonus points for me since i LOVE cuddling

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Nothing better than a good cuddle

quartz ridge
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Girlfriene / wife too expensive
Cant afford more guns

placid sail
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pitiful american existence

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smh

slate crown
sage otter
earnest slate
slate crown
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Dont listen to the mordorian

placid sail
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no no

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you are being shamed

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feel the shame

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freak

quartz ridge
sage otter
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Then she's not the one

earnest slate
placid sail
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eh

quartz ridge
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I cannot stand women who have instagram

placid sail
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oh right, I forgor

quartz ridge
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Unironically obsessed with followers

slate crown
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No one deserves that

placid sail
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that most of brainfart is hopeleslly mysoginistic

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I was about to ask what's wrong with y'all

quartz ridge
slate crown
quartz ridge
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Just that welll from the women i know i dont feel like getting married

crimson flame
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get a fucking life bitch

slate crown
sage otter
crimson flame
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nobody cares about your instagram

earnest slate
placid sail
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wink wink

zealous remnant
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@copper token imagine

quartz ridge
slate crown
slate crown
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Idk why but it's so funny to me

austere shadow
placid sail
slate crown
earnest slate
slate crown
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Gotta get that bag

dreamy flaxBOT
quartz ridge
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I dunno i feel like if any girl knew who i really am id get like doxxed or something

slate crown
earnest slate
slate crown
quartz ridge
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Like i the type of stuff me and my friends joke about isnt like ehhh not what women like

tulip ravine
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Watching automatic drivers try manual for the first time KekSkew

placid sail
slate crown
tulip ravine
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One didn’t even know how to use a handbrake ffs dread how the hell are they allowed on the road dread

placid sail
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it is pretty likely that there is an actual woman, not another femboy, in this channel or the other, just as retarded as you are

quartz ridge
glad carbon
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@slate crown gm

quartz ridge
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True but

placid sail
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or at the very least, with partly matching interests

quartz ridge
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Like im not looking to find someone off of BRAINFART

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If all things

last nebula
quartz ridge
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Like yeah im a weirdo but not THAT weird

slate crown
zealous remnant
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women?
in this channel?
delusional

placid sail
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not if you look for a woman like an object like that, no

placid sail
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and not with all those assumptions

slate crown
placid sail
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other than that, who knows

quartz ridge
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My friend literally playing that one gey cow boy song next to me in public

slate crown
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Every woman here has a penis, thats fax

quartz ridge
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Dawg if i ever have a women shed immediately leave me for that lol

quartz ridge
placid sail
glad carbon
placid sail
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lemme assure you, females are just as different in their tastes and views as males are

slate crown
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Only for jerma

quartz ridge
slate crown
quartz ridge
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Is whag i heard

slate crown
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No one else

quartz ridge
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Before i speed walked away

glad carbon
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thats the gey edit of one for sure

placid sail
glad carbon
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stimpee style

quartz ridge
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I listened to it and it sounded like a real song

slate crown
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I would let him do me

sage otter
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Goodnight chat

glad carbon
placid sail
slate crown
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If i could

quartz ridge
slate crown
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God had to nerf me or i would be too powerful

placid sail
glad carbon
placid sail
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we have the technology

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make your ass able to bear child

slate crown
glad carbon
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we all know stirfry is in here for some ass

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he aint here to shitpost

slate crown
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I want to sniff cats

glad carbon
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i was right

slate crown
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But can't

sage otter
slate crown
placid sail
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weeks?

slate crown
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Fuck i got it wrong

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Thanks bz

placid sail
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are years and weeks similar sounding in vietnamese?

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you did that once already

slate crown
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The 2 years was a different incident

placid sail
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el accidento

solar obsidian
slate crown
placid sail
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the two years blue balling incident

visual stirrup
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it would be scarier if they fucked without talking

solar obsidian
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No Nut 2 Years

slate crown
placid sail
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holy shit

river zealot
placid sail
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please don't tell me she actually blueballed you for two years

slate crown
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She 100% did, we both needed that break honestly

placid sail
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this fucking ride is wild man

slate crown
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Yea but now we gucci

placid sail
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half the time I hear your stories I go AY WAT DA FUCK LAO

slate crown
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Communication is key in a relationship

placid sail
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that is very true

slate crown
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Having a fuckable ass adds bonus points

placid sail
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ayo

slate crown
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She can't resist my ass

placid sail
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ayo dog WRONG CHAT DOG

slate crown
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I forgor

placid sail
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man

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I should get some action going probably

remote vine
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bring this shit back to darkfart bro

placid sail
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AYO COME ON BABY METS

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LET'S GO METS MY FAVORITE TEAM GO METS

remote vine
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GO METS GO

slate crown
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Yea I'll move it there, it's getting too spicy here

sage otter
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GO METH GO

slate crown
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My life is just a wild trip

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And im riding the waves

placid sail
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well fucked up part of it is not that surprising

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I've seen my share

slate crown
placid sail
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it's the cute and surprising thing that you two are managing it

slate crown
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We make it work even if the world says no

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Fuck them

placid sail
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adorable shit

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fills my dark and evil heart with disgust

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very cute

slate crown
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You've seen our chat logs

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Wouldn't surprise you

remote vine
slate crown
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Now im just waiting for her to finish college while im doing my best to keep her sanity intact

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Im working ovetime 24/7

placid sail
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just make sure it's not all one-sided compromising

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there is a limit even for the biggest patience and all

slate crown
placid sail
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weekly ass fuck day KekSkew

heavy peak
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I like how no one from mods still hasn't noticed the brianfart kekw

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Dyslexic mfkers

slate crown
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My ass is numb

placid sail
heavy peak
placid sail
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except it's your ass

slate crown
placid sail
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what a world we live in

slate crown
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We evolve and change to survive bz

placid sail
slate crown
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That's our ultimate goal

toxic sundial
placid sail
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natural ass selection

earnest slate
slate crown
placid sail
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as described by Darwin

earnest slate
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marriage

placid sail
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silence twink

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we conquer Poland at night

slate crown
placid sail
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be ready

slate crown
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I'll live stream the marriage

placid sail
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even the bed part?

slate crown
placid sail
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damn

slate crown
placid sail
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not even for subscribers?

earnest slate
sage otter
slate crown
placid sail
slate crown
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Fucking auto correct

earnest slate
slate crown
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Im the bride

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She's the groom

toxic sundial
sage otter
toxic sundial
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It's like 4 why would you sleep

placid sail
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have a normal sleep schedule in brainfart impossible challenge

toxic sundial
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Dinner time

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Thanksgiving 🦃

slate crown
toxic sundial
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Belly full of turkey and whiskey

placid sail
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not everyone in here is gunerican

toxic sundial
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And didn't ask

placid sail
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counterpoint, ha, american

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kekpoint

toxic sundial
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America is the only important country anyways

zealous remnant
earnest slate
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true

glad carbon
placid sail
toxic sundial
solar obsidian
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ew

earnest slate
sage otter
placid sail
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me

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me eats hamburgers

earnest slate
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ther bad

placid sail
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yuor bda

toxic sundial
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hamburgers good for you

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I don't have the msgv clip

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But windtalker said so

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Hamburgers are the perfect food

earnest slate
zealous remnant
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anti meat eaters be like

glad carbon
toxic sundial
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There are like 6 conversations files in msgv about trying to find the perfect burger to sell in a restaurant

toxic sundial
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They eventually settle on a lamb burger

earnest slate
toxic sundial
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Although it's more of an excuse for windtalker to get free burgers while in prison

sage otter
earnest slate
toxic sundial
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Also scratch the belly full of turkey and whiskey, grandma brought good sake

solar obsidian
sage otter
toxic sundial
zealous remnant
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cannibalism time

earnest slate
zealous remnant
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no

toxic sundial
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What

earnest slate
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and add a steak inst of patty

zealous remnant
toxic sundial
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Buns I get if you are glucose refarded or whatever

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But sauces?

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Dry ass hamburger

earnest slate
toxic sundial
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Huh

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Fill it with olive oil?

earnest slate
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ok 1 tea spoon

zealous remnant
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literally why?
ground beef has enough fat to cook with

toxic sundial
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Ye

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Ground beef patty

earnest slate
toxic sundial
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Cheese

earnest slate
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so

toxic sundial
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Lettuce

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Caramelized onions

earnest slate
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kebab

earnest slate
placid sail
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I'm scared

earnest slate
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but wrong song

placid sail
zealous remnant
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operator error at that point

toxic sundial
river robin
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That shit can be expensive

toxic sundial
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But I feel like it's more crazy to say olive oil instead of sauce

river robin
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Using it on a fucking hamburger what the hell

toxic sundial
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Like I'm not trying for cardiac arrest at 30

earnest slate
zealous remnant
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you are literally 16

placid sail
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all that corn syrup is not going to waste

river robin
earnest slate
toxic sundial
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I can run forever

river robin
placid sail
toxic sundial
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Cardio is king

placid sail
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and maybe it's cheaper there?

toxic sundial
river robin
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He is he admitted to it

placid sail
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though probably not since greek economy is in ass circa forever?

earnest slate
river robin
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Mods ban him

placid sail
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clownie

river robin
placid sail
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noo

toxic sundial
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It's not against rules to be under 18 but I need to know

placid sail
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be good clownie

toxic sundial
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Answer the question

river robin
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This channel is age restricted

placid sail
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I wonder how big of a brainfart audience part will disappear if that funny rule had actually worked

river robin
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Probably not as much as you think

toxic sundial
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dc they get blocked anyways

zealous remnant
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not many
most have probably already spazzed out and gotten banned

placid sail
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I dunnooo a lot of zoomers and idiots here

zealous remnant
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being an idiot isn't restricted to age

river robin
upper axle
# toxic sundial dc they get blocked anyways

blocking minors is unironically the best way to save your braincells in public discords NGL, but i usually operate on a "you get a short window to prove yourself not a shithead" policy before i do that.

river robin
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Wonder how many people here have me blocked

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Probably not a lot with how many fish reacts I get

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Can’t react on someone you have blocked

earnest slate
pastel quartz
placid sail
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to come to brainfart and block retards is like to play gamma and complain about anomalies

upper axle
river robin
placid sail
last nebula
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do people actually block others for little reason

earnest slate
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
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i wish the people i knew online from 14-16 at LEAST told me to fuck off

toxic sundial
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Honestly under 21 blocked

last nebula
upper axle
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but theres exceptions ive made in that regard.

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got a few friends who are 19 because they're actually functional humans

river robin
placid sail
last nebula
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fuck you!

placid sail
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and you were pretty close, I'll humour you

toxic sundial
river robin
toxic sundial
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Delight at the top of the blocked list ong

last nebula
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now i wonder

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why is blocking

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called

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blocking

zealous remnant
river robin
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Because you put a block on your vision of their posts and ability to respond to you, retard

last nebula
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its like you place a block on someone

river robin
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You ever heard of a road block?

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Moron

upper axle
# last nebula do people actually block others for little reason

and the answer to this is yes, and it's not psychopathic it's called not putting up with unnecessary drama and bullshit because we're grown adults who dont wanna deal with annoying children screeching about shit. think of it from the perspective of someone with better shit to do than humor it.

placid sail
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clownie!

toxic sundial
river robin
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I know I shouldn’t be mean I’ll stop

earnest slate
zealous remnant
upper axle
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there's A FUCKING LOT of those

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and sometimes the grown ass adults are even WORSE than the children

placid sail
river robin
solar obsidian
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@river robin, listen to your father above

river robin
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I will try

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Pray for me

placid sail
last nebula
round cypress
river robin
upper axle
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see, children being shit you can usually ignore unless they're your kids 'cause it aint your business and wont usually affect you. adults can cause actually huge problems because they have legal power and are on roughly equal footing with you

upper axle
river robin
round cypress
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dont kid yourself noone thinks that

zealous remnant
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fellas
is it homosexual to display emotions?

river robin
upper axle
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i agree with discourse and debate being incredibly fun, but the second it becomes an argument it's devolved and it sucks

river robin
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What else are you supposed to call them, hmmm?

upper axle
round cypress
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also not sure how that actually applies as a response

stone shoal
last nebula
river robin
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Drivel?
More like dribble, because your drool is dribbling out of your mouth you gibbering tard.

last nebula
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brainfart getting too serious

river robin
upper axle
# stone shoal Adults today are children tbh

yeah. honestly yeah. other than not being able to fit in cramped spots, its why i didnt stay long at the shipyard i used to work at. people twice or even three times my age acting like complete highschoolers talking shit and starting petty drama, gossiping all day, being just generally shitheads to the max and i just felt disgusted by it.

zealous remnant
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imagine opening up to your gf and she dumps you over it

last nebula
earnest slate
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pizza box

river robin
upper axle
river robin
toxic sundial
placid sail
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dude, there are people here who can understand it literally, don't ruin them like that

toxic sundial
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Getting drunk on sake and katana fighting my uncle brb Brainfart

last nebula
river robin
earnest slate
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then go take cold shower

stone shoal
eager igloo
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Sake's expensive as fuck

river robin
placid sail
earnest slate
toxic sundial
crimson flame
solar obsidian
toxic sundial
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I mean soft point hunting rounds weren't gonna go through but hey we wanted to test if our ribs would break more than anything

placid sail
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?

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explain, maja # 139

river robin
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What the fuck is this kid even saying

toxic sundial
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I would say Maja #2 but really you'd just be meow machine #3

placid sail
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a maja is always incoherent, but this one was pretty bright a while ago

toxic sundial
placid sail
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so I am intrigued yet

glad carbon
glad carbon
last nebula
placid sail
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their egos are overinflated enough

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and it's amerifart hours already

river zealot
placid sail
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it's gonna devolve into usa circlejerking for an hour or two

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oh

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nvm carry on

last nebula
river zealot
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cannot

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sorry

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think of it yourself

toxic sundial
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Putting on ceramic plates and testing out 22lrs

placid sail
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if that's what your pointing at

toxic sundial
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Like extreme paintball

placid sail
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it's almost every slavic nation as well then

toxic sundial
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Heeheeheehaw

placid sail
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but it's usually more grim and grotesque with them

last nebula
placid sail
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and americans... sure, natural selection retarded death kinda deal, but...

earnest slate
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frosty col

zealous remnant
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I drive

placid sail
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usually it's so exciting and free and daring and mind numbingly egoistic

toxic sundial
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I love dui driving

placid sail
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it's sorta optimistic, you know?

earnest slate
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eat kebab instead//

river zealot
zealous remnant
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gonna circle around town for a semi and then get tboned

toxic sundial
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You claim to hate America and yet you live here, curious

lapis zinc
earnest slate
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ok

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what

last nebula
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Add kebab?

toxic sundial
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I like kebab

lapis zinc
toxic sundial
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The people and the food

placid sail
toxic sundial
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Taylor Swift is my ice spice

placid sail
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still, my point stands, american natural selection death seeking is optimistic, whimsical and fun, and "them" doing that is usually grim and dark and weird

toxic sundial
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I don't listen to either of them hehe

river zealot
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now things has changed

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except for "that" country

earnest slate
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boring

solar obsidian
river zealot
last nebula
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why is brainfart so political uuughhhhhhh

toxic sundial
lapis zinc
placid sail
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fair enough

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man

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this spawn fucking sucks

lapis zinc
river zealot
earnest slate
placid sail
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ahem

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YOUR MOM

last nebula
earnest slate
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howd you do that

placid sail
lapis zinc
river robin
earnest slate
toxic sundial
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I arrive precisely on time

crimson flame
river robin
earnest slate
placid sail
last nebula
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ermmmm ok

river robin
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Maybe if you’re comparing it to other nations it is but if you’re just talking about it, no

earnest slate
toxic sundial
upper axle
placid sail
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it's every other night like that here, some couple americans sitting in brainfart and going CALI IS THE SHITTIEST NO MY STATE IS NO MINE

earnest slate
placid sail
crimson flame
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cali is indeed the shittiest clueless

river robin
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And by night do you mean night your time?

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What fucking time is it for you?

placid sail
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I wouldn't know about every state complaining about metheads otherwise

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cos I'm not educated enough to know that America has states and meth

river robin
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Dude….
If they’re up late enough for it to be night for you, they’re the methheads

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Its 5:50 here.

placid sail
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hu

river robin
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What time is it by you

placid sail
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wait

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huh??

river robin
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Yes

placid sail
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2:50

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weird

river robin
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It’s mid afternoon

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You’re hours behind dude

placid sail
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oh you mean 5:50 pm

lapis zinc
river robin
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The people you’re talking to at night are the people who are up really fucking late

placid sail
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wait

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AM?

river robin
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They’re already weird

placid sail
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huh

zealous remnant
river robin
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No it’s pm

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5:50 pm for me

placid sail
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confuse

lapis zinc
placid sail
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ah your time key key

zealous remnant
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how am i supposed to get anywhere walking

river robin
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And you said it’s like 2pm for you? Or did you mean 2am?

placid sail
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2 am

river robin
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What the fuck

placid sail
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m?

river robin
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Huh?

placid sail
river robin
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Why are you up at 2am?

placid sail
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why not? clueless

river robin
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You don’t have a stable sleep schedule?

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Anyways I gotta go eat my thanksgiving dinner.

placid sail
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I have a stable sleep schedule of going to bed around 3-4 am

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alright have fun clownie

placid sail
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listen

lapis zinc
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Night time employment gang

placid sail
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... I don't really have any good argument for it, it's how it is

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but supposedly it is not very good indeed

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circadian rhythms and shit

river zealot
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@placid sail i ll send you something in dms, watch it if you feel like it and have free time

lapis zinc
# placid sail circadian rhythms and shit

I've been basically nocturnal for years and have been at my best for most of that. I understand it's not for everyone but I think that sleep "science" is more of a guideline

placid sail
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there is a lot of adaptability in our physiology, and naturally, being active at night would have been beneficial for our survival

zealous remnant
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@lapis zinc

placid sail
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but still, we're not exactly nocturnal

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so it's doable, but suboptimal

lapis zinc
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Makes it slightly more difficult to socialize with people but I've always preferred quality over quantity anyway

placid sail
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and there are researches on night shift people having different health complications from their lifestyle

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but you know, I won't throw the stone

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night gang

earnest slate
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joe rogan

mint mist
placid sail
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barinfart lel

earnest slate
zealous remnant
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man, I can't find the one where a guy has a mental breakdown being away from a city for too long

placid sail
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suddenly very slavic

lapis zinc
zealous remnant
lapis zinc
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Sad

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They should change and grow as people

earnest slate
zealous remnant
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antinatalist consoomers

placid sail
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wait

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you americans have arcade games in your bars?

zealous remnant
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i guess

lapis zinc
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Some of them

placid sail
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neat

lapis zinc
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I prefer pool halls but to each their own

zealous remnant
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I know some bars with arcade games but not a bar centered/themed arcade

zealous remnant
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never been in one tbh

earnest slate
placid sail
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I have a sudden urge to play time crisis while being smashed on booze

lapis zinc
earnest slate
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lapis zinc
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Mr breast

earnest slate
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i watched a movie like this

placid sail
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so I repeat

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yes, I wanna play some time crisis while being drunk

lapis zinc
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"stop having fun "

earnest slate
lapis zinc
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Need those expensive dopamine sources instead

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Like a drug habit clueless

placid sail
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oh oh

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or maybe the house of the dead

lapis zinc
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True

earnest slate
placid sail
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I used to shit myself from that game when I was a kid

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and now it's just cute and funny

lapis zinc
placid sail
lapis zinc
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Was fun as hell

placid sail
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hell yeah

placid sail
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man that shit is activating some ancient neurons in my head

earnest slate
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they look like haunted mound

lapis zinc
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True it got that blood knowledge shit

earnest slate
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ghost mountain

placid sail
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house of the meth

earnest slate
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no its just style

glad carbon
upper axle
# placid sail you americans have arcade games in your bars?

normal bars or pub style places are far more common but there's "barcades" which are just a bar or pub but theyve also got game shit and depending which one you're talking about it ranges from "this is just a fucking garbage tier Chuck-E Cheese that serves booze" to "omg this place has booze AND a bunch of old arcade cabinets-OMG IS THAT TEKKEN!?!?!??!"

glad carbon
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"we cant have fun so you cant either"

upper axle
glad carbon
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u drink craft beer??? lolcow

hasnt gone outside in months

earnest slate
glad carbon
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get it right newbie

earnest slate
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yes

upper axle
placid sail
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americans are kings of cheap dophamine

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I tip my ushanka to you people

upper axle
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like, this is an actual post

earnest slate
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they re just npc

upper axle
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dude if you want cheap dopamine, hard drugs exist.

lapis zinc
upper axle
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barcades tend to be a bit pricey for good ones depending on the place

placid sail
pastel quartz
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AYAYAYAYAYA UBILI NEGRA UBILI

placid sail
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booze with arcade does sound hella fun to me

earnest slate
toxic sundial
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Also my birthday present got here eeeee

placid sail
earnest slate
placid sail
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7/10 was not allowed to screw shadowheart

placid sail
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or do you have b-day at turkey day

upper axle
# placid sail a joking refrain to the previous brainfart dialogs don't worry about it

ah, fair. but anyway if you dont want alcohol but want a really good arcade i HIGHLY recommend Round 1. it's a chain of bowling alley/arcade places that has been spreading across the US in recent years and it's actually quality as fuck. the one near me has several good fighting game cabinents, DDR and other related games, big multiplayer racing game cabs like the old Initial D games, japanese claw machines (which means they're cool and actually somewhat winnable) and a bunch of other shit.

toxic sundial
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Every 4 years my birthday is on Thanksgiving

lapis zinc
upper axle
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like, fuck sake the Round 1 near me has a multi game cab with Blazblue Centralfiction on it. thats a game that i dont think even got a cabinet exported to the west EVER.

placid sail
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FUCK

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NOW I WANNA DO SOME DDR

earnest slate
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4

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ddr5

placid sail
upper axle
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fun game.

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its not as hard as DDR tho, far from it

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i suck at DDR really bad

placid sail
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nobody is good at it

half gazelle
final cedar
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Hal is good at it

placid sail
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except for a couple really determined geeky people

placid sail
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the point is to have fun

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and sprain an ankle

final cedar
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I really want to try DDR

toxic sundial
earnest slate
toxic sundial
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And drunk

half gazelle
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Hi

toxic sundial
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But we ball

final cedar
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Heisenberg cooking some baller dance moves

mint mist
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hi

earnest slate
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hi

final cedar
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hi

earnest slate
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hola

final cedar
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why are you still here sus

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HOW are you still here

earnest slate
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best cheese in ur opinion?

final cedar
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parmesan hands down

earnest slate
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its classic

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ig

toxic sundial
final cedar
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@ruby minnow turkey day poggies

placid sail
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every day is turkey day for him

earnest slate
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i hate word turkey

placid sail
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uh oh

earnest slate
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cuz of this day

placid sail
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syno close your ears

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he doesn't mean it

final cedar
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gobble gobble day

earnest slate
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like i like turkey

final cedar
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bonus points if you're nancy reagan

earnest slate
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but its starts to sound weird if you see it trillion times a day

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turkey turkey turkey

final cedar
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uruk hai uruk hai uruk hai

earnest slate
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hai

placid sail
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the whole point of the holiday wasn't exactly about turkey, but I guess the entire premise isn't that festive, and americans are all about having fun

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so therefore, it's turkey day!

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yay!

final cedar
toxic sundial
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Wait who are the Turks in this server

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I can't remember too drunk

glad carbon
final cedar
placid sail
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long pork?

final cedar
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long pork

placid sail
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yaaaay

glad carbon
earnest slate
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porke

placid sail
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do you think the first settlers ever ate the natives?

glad carbon
placid sail
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huh

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why

earnest slate
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🤢

glad carbon
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they also turned em into paint and makeup

earnest slate
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its like dried meat

glad carbon
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yeah

earnest slate
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dumb as hell

glad carbon
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its like dust

final cedar
placid sail
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"hey man, try this really weird jerky"

earnest slate
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whatcha think abt dried tomatoes

glad carbon
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victorians were prolly the most retarded age of people

placid sail
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"lmao you just ate a egyptian you fool"

glad carbon
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like even copper age didn't eat dead bodies en masse

visual stirrup
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you mean britoids?

final cedar
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I WAS GONNA EAT THAT MUMMY

visual stirrup
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futurama

final cedar
placid sail
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blast off?

toxic sundial
earnest slate
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cat with a sugar stick

placid sail
#

I mean, it's the current year, and the middle eastern population of donkeys was extinguished because a lot of retards in China belives that donkey skin dust makes your peepee go hard or something

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so can we really throw shade at victorians

earnest slate
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when i hear victorians only thing that comes to my mind is assasins creed

final cedar
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assassin has two asses in it

placid sail
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makes you think

earnest slate
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and i thought they were some kind of greek people

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lol

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i just googled it

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so

placid sail
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and there goes that impression that maja # 139 is educated

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oh well

earnest slate
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i thought it was randomly written

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bunch of words

final cedar
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victorians are robots with TVs for a face

placid sail
toxic sundial
placid sail
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I'm getting too sleepy for this shit ass chat

earnest slate
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its cigarette

glad carbon
placid sail
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fair enough

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he has a chance to become smarter than us all

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which isn't a high margin tbh

toxic sundial
glad carbon
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smarter than maja atleast

final cedar
toxic sundial
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Certified Maja haters in chat today

final cedar
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what's maja

earnest slate
placid sail
mint mist
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its a tribe

placid sail
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maja and his clones are one of the few entertainments here

final cedar
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tribe

toxic sundial
earnest slate
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sad

final cedar
dreamy flaxBOT
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gold.xp, your new nickname is Bolitas

final cedar
earnest slate
toxic sundial
dreamy flaxBOT
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metronxp, your new nickname is Twist

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toxic sundial
earnest slate
toxic sundial
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You're new name is balls

earnest slate
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its bolitas

final cedar
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balls

earnest slate
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balls

final cedar
toxic sundial
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Balls

earnest slate
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why its balls

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no way

toxic sundial
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Tu hables Espanol

earnest slate
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ill change it

toxic sundial
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No keep it

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Balls

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Fun y

earnest slate
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no fuck it

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your balls

dreamy flaxBOT
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gold.xp, your new nickname is Sanity72

final cedar
dreamy flaxBOT
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usagi1030, your new nickname is Orchid

earnest slate
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lol 72 is my fav number

toxic sundial
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Soy como uno de los tres aquí que saben español.

final cedar
earnest slate
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i

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ok

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
earnest slate
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yo

mint mist
earnest slate
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nameme

dreamy flaxBOT
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gold.xp, your new nickname is Griffin

earnest slate
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im lion

toxic sundial
earnest slate
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lol it really says its lions body

toxic sundial
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Lion with wings

earnest slate
toxic sundial
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And eagle beak

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Really

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More of an eagle

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Shaped like a lion

earnest slate
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its just ugly

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chernobyl thing

toxic sundial
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You

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Tu

dreamy flaxBOT
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gold.xp, your new nickname is Glacier

earnest slate
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glacier

final cedar
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chinga tu madre, cabron
the only phrase I know for greeting spanish speaking people

earnest slate
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im cold....🥶

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drippy

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puta madre