🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

normal slavic behavior

[stone blade]

I did that too

[willow hearth]

the only way to do it

[stone blade]

Alo madi

[uncut obsidian]

when i was a kid a drunk homeless man was trying to teach me and my bro life

he was giving life advice

[placid sail]

||you're never getting any sex in warhammer 40k socks||

[narrow lotus]

good, i thought u were gonna say he showed cock

[stone blade]

I knkw those ones

[willow hearth]

then so be it, if she doesn't want it she's not worthy

[uncut obsidian]

I mean some homeless men understand that they fucked up and they can actually give advice

[stone blade]

in my experience he was saying how the brothers from up top are watching us and he communicates with them
i asked him who? and the dude goes
"THE BROTHERS UP TOP" @narrow lotus

[placid sail]

he saw your future potential and decided to prepare you for the glorious hobo life

[stone blade]

I hope he is doing okay that man

[uncut obsidian]

homo*

[narrow lotus]

A friend of mine when we were 16 wanted to dive jump into the river from the ruins of a building or shit

A fisherman came to us , looked at him , told him " It's not worth it for the pussy kid " and left

[placid sail]

homo hobo

[sage otter]

Didn't listen to his advices and now here you are years later, moderating brainfart from your Silentvostok appartment

[uncut obsidian]

[stone blade]

the brothers madi

Up top

[placid sail]

brotherman bill

[uncut obsidian]

yes

the shadow government

[placid sail]

in defense of a random bulgarian hobo

[stone blade]

did you guys know I almost got ran over once by a truck

[narrow lotus]

Go outside to buy apple juice

Old man : This country doesnt need police , it needs gallows

https://tenor.com/view/based-gigachad-chad-gif-23901955

[placid sail]

a good chunk of employed russian populace will tell you that the brother are watching from up top

[uncut obsidian]

did you kill the driver afterwards

[placid sail]

(reptiloids, obama, jews)

[storm stream]

I thought he meant more like spirits or ancestors

[uncut obsidian]

it's true tho

biden himself shits in our elevators

[placid sail]

see, hobo saw back then you're a schizo too

[slender rock]

Hh

[placid sail]

should have listened to his advice

[stone blade]

nah here old ladies scream nazism and yell that it hitler started it all and communism was better

[uncut obsidian]

homo*

[narrow lotus]

biden blast but with his ass

[fading shuttle]

i dont think ive heard a bulgarian mention hitler that wasnt my history teacher

[uncut obsidian]

bidet blast

[stone blade]

An old lady in the bus did

[narrow lotus]

tbf same, they mention communist leaders tho

[fading shuttle]

and i talked to a lot of schizo old people

[stone blade]

bless her heart

[placid sail]

it's just Ivanko's hallucinations

monster energy does that to ya

[stone blade]

dude she did

[placid sail]

[uncut obsidian]

is ivan a commie

[stone blade]

but yes they mostly scream about communism

fr

[placid sail]

his hair is red

ofc

[narrow lotus]

Go inside my friend's 97 year old grandmother house

She has a picture of Lenin on the wall

[copper token]

Ah man, the Eastern Europeans are conversing, and I cannot relate

[stone blade]

my teacher made that joke and called me a communist(he is greek)

[placid sail]

I've been recently visiting my office which I don't do often cos I'm on remote

and there's a big ass Putin portrait on the wall there

[willow hearth]

in the south of south america there's a lot of germens descendants and it's pretty bad there

[narrow lotus]

if ivan even existed with that hair back then , oh mama , what a field day for the political police it would be

[stone blade]

I would be dead

[placid sail]

sent to gulag

in monster energy mines

[stone blade]

execution

[narrow lotus]

The party is looking for you.

Oh damn im invited to a party ????

The party police.

[placid sail]

general chairman's favorite bulgarian twink

[stone blade]

so about that time I almost died

its a good story

[uncut obsidian]

fun police

[narrow lotus]

literally

[uncut obsidian]

why didn't you die

[stone blade]

im too powerful

[uncut obsidian]

what made you choose to stay alive

[narrow lotus]

you had books with american stuff? yooooo

[stone blade]

god had other plans

[placid sail]

Ivanko died

[willow hearth]

i can relate even though I'm from brasil, a lot people migrated here after from there

[placid sail]

but he survived

[narrow lotus]

green stim

[stone blade]

Banned

[stone blade]

True

aka doner

[copper token]

Lot of Germans too back in the 40's

[narrow lotus]

tommorow i will eat a kebab fuck

i decided

it is done

[sage otter]

Nice Kommrad Vlad Dead

[stone blade]

so it was a school afternoon me and my friend went to shop down the street

[placid sail]

never ask your argentinian grandpa why he has German surname

[narrow lotus]

its over

[willow hearth]

I lived for 4 years in a austrian colony in santa catarina, shit was wild

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfart

[copper token]

Hello British man

[sage otter]

Sometime I think about all those people switching from german sausages to pretending to like enchiladas in one day

[placid sail]

must have felt really interesting for all those nazis to live in the middle of fucking africa

[copper token]

Never lived outside of the US, but that shall soon change

[copper token]

Culture shift lol

[placid sail]

german workaholics trying to understand a concept of siesta

[willow hearth]

i basically never left brasil in my life

[plucky void]

#BRASILCARALHO

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[willow hearth]

BR PORRA

[copper token]

I can tell, cause you use an S instead of a Z

[placid sail]

mordekaiser es numero uno

[plucky void]

but yeah we're a fuckin fruit salad of different ethnicities here

[stone blade]

we started joking and he took my phone and ran
and I chased after him
we were starting to get near the crossing but the fucker didn't stop
i continue chasing
theres a shop just before the crossing so you couldnt see
I catch him and we're on the street
and I see this truck coming towards us
he jumped on the brakes but we couldnt stop because of momentum so we hit his front fender and light

[plucky void]

but the further south you go the more germans you get

[stone blade]

It was like 30 centimetres difference between hitting the front and the fender

So that day I almost got ran over

[willow hearth]

I know using z is correct in English but I go out of my way to use s

[placid sail]

flex on them gringos

[slender rock]

Irony

[plucky void]

could be worse, could be US folks calling the US "America"

[copper token]

Proves you're a native lol

[copper token]

I don't see anyone else doing it. We just claimed it first

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @uncut obsidian read

[uncut obsidian]

no

(already did)

[slender rock]

Reee

[stone blade]

ok ty

[placid sail]

Ivanko's red hair lore (ignored)

[narrow lotus]

damn

that could have ended rly badly

[placid sail]

(it's his friend's blood and brain bits)

[stone blade]

God bless trucks have insane brakes

[narrow lotus]

instead ivan lived and plays tarkov now

was he saved?

idk about that

[stone blade]

No.

[placid sail]

could have isekai'ed into some fun tarkov world

bad choice

[stone blade]

I remember I put my finger in 2 kogs as a kid and a chunk of meat came off my pointer finger

gg

[stone blade]

I had a nice childhood

I almost got lost in the village forest too

[copper token]

Hmmm...they're both men...

[stone blade]

in woods

[deep topaz]

why are you blue

[stone blade]

why are u white

wait

no

[sage otter]

holup

[deep topaz]

[placid sail]

Ivanko is a living proof that having a functional brain for surviving the natural selection is optional

[willow hearth]

my friend's grampa was in a nazi party, they would travel to Italy and gather in a nazi community

[copper token]

Booster

[stone blade]

If I got lost in the forest

i maybe wouldve ended up near the millitary base

(reserve)

[willow hearth]

seems about right

[placid sail]

Ivanko drafted timeline

it's like playing tarkov, but in real life!

[stone blade]

theres a military camp north of the village and its surrounded by forest and they mainly target practice there

like actual military

i know cuz my grandpa served there

and prior to the forest theres a fence

[willow hearth]

i too had a good childhood, my family got lost inside a favela in rio de janeiro during a trip

[stone blade]

and a few unexploded shells

LEGIT SHELLS BRO

[lapis zinc]

getting lost in the woods is like a rite of passage in any rural place worldwide

[stone blade]

and i go up to it and examine it

So much of my childhood

consisted of being waken up by shells exploding in the distant forest

[sage otter]

This or staying out too late and then getting lost at night trying to find your way back home with wild hogs screaming around you

[stone blade]

because of the artillery

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Accidental+exotic+barreled_17ebf8_11051080.mp4

[stone blade]

[placid sail]

ARTILLERIJA

[stone blade]

NOT BRAZIL

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[stone blade]

im pretty sure it was
the shells that had fallen on the ground were probably 180mm? or something

[placid sail]

your conscious decision to stay in brainfart after being pardoned, fuck you

[willow hearth]

Brasil isn't as bad as they make it, only +50,000 murders per year

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/im-just-way-better-barton-im-the-best-even-better-exceeding-gif-22936840

[lapis zinc]

one time there was a big flood and me and all the neighborhood kids banded together to make bridges from scrap wood and nails/screws

good times

[stone blade]

only

[willow hearth]

yea we should rack those numbers up

[placid sail]

brazil battle royale

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus Your county has the heaviest building in the world weighing at 4 million tons
almost as much as your mother

[placid sail]

oh man, another bulgaro-romanian war

[willow hearth]

the government should host a battle royale between the south and southeast

[placid sail]

it's been two weeks you guys

[stone blade]

Ah dw

Its friendly banter

the mines in the forests are a side effect

[placid sail]

I'm betting on iedy tho

[stone blade]

mm

[placid sail]

fuck him up bird man

[willow hearth]

"GangBlud"

[placid sail]

I need that cash

[sage otter]

BOP

[placid sail]

thief

[willow hearth]

what a handsome face that bird has

[willow hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-cat-kedy-mutlukedy-gif-5853214187617629569

[slender rock]

Not sure why he has his claw stuck on the blind

Mk

[sage otter]

And ofc he can't pull it back properly

And will get mad if you try to assist

[slender rock]

Yes

[sage otter]

Alright enough spam I should get some rest

[sage otter]

Goodnight chat, and remember : all mirrors you buy are in used condition

[vagrant zodiac]

just a friendly reminder

[clear bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[willow hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autism-creature-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-26771176

[ruby minnow]

The Autism Creature

[willow hearth]

that's just me

[ruby minnow]

its been a bad week and its only tuesday

[slender rock]

👍

[remote vine]

It’s Wednesday

Almost Thursday

[ruby minnow]

no its Thursday

i have lost the sense of time

clearly

or just looking at what day it is

[slender rock]

🐟

[high echo]

What time is it over there?

[remote vine]

11:30 pm

[high echo]

Oh ok

[inland jackal]

Morning

Its been 40 min

After midnight

[uncut obsidian]

My former classmate, who after 11th grade didn't go to uni or college, got a job in the administration of Khabarovsk and now she has 30 people under her command and arranges like meetings with deputies and the governor

why can't i be so lucky

[ruby minnow]

well because you don't know people in government

[uncut obsidian]

actually nvm that isn't exactly lucky if the government hires people without education

[ruby minnow]

i looked at this text for a good 10 seconds

because there seemed to be something wrong with it

but i realized what was wrong with it in 1 minute

[willow hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[uncut obsidian]

she also didn't

she just responded to a job offer from the administrator

they said "you're too young, you won't be able to do shit"

she literally said "no balls, I'll do it"

and they hired her

[willow hearth]

my cousin got hired by a deputy in a position he didn't need to do anything with a salary of 5k

[ruby minnow]

why am i awake

its 3 am

[willow hearth]

lucky fucker

[ruby minnow]

i gotta wake up at 8

[willow hearth]

rejeck sleep

[willow hearth]

why the guy from Detroit looks so similar

[quartz ridge]

Skill ossue

Your dad didnt know a politican

[uncut obsidian]

She didn't have connections with politicians

She just did a "no balls" move

[dapper lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844528632188764160/1082682323272745051/rapidsave.com_fresh_prince_of_chernobyl-mfoa4lqgbdla1.mp4

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiCxjQQk670

[midnight cloud]

D A R K S O U L S

[cerulean verge]

Nice to see the East is pretty based still

[willow hearth]

Dark Souls 2 is the best souls game

[storm stream]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/906103.webm

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_tMDAFT4m1g?feature=share

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-1177376989323896638

[willow hearth]

"WarsawBall [Straight]"

[mortal crane]

Yeah and also fun fact he shows the same voice actors Mr Krabs

[willow hearth]

WHAT

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kBR4XuBH1AE

[mortal crane]

clancy brown

[toxic sundial]

Pop quiz!

[tulip ravine]

Insuring a new car

Fucking

10k

A year

Fuck that, family give it me as they didn’t want it

I’m selling the bastard

[glad carbon]

[tulip ravine]

Normal here

[glad carbon]

where is here

[tulip ravine]

UK

Haven’t had license for too long so it’s to be expected

But still man

10k a year

I got it down to 5, I’m just bout sell the cunt or partex

Sweet I can get 5k off a new car if I partex it

Sorted

[mint mist]

aha

[tranquil cedar]

The baby boy is here

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/9fSuvHBCDXw

[fiery plover]

POV: you trying to fix gun in Gamma 💀

[tulip ravine]

The isurance situation is sorted

Insurance

I’m partexing for a 2017 Nissan micra and that’s brought it down to 2k a year 👌

[quartz ridge]

EVIL GUN!!!!

EVIL GUN!!

[hollow garnet]

installed gamma, had 423 mods in the launcher, game looks like this, pls help

[inland jackal]

Oh yeah. You accidentally turned anomaly into disgustingly modded blade and sorcery, that happens a lot.

[slender rock]

YEEEAAH! YEAAAH! GET SOME GET SOME YHOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow garnet]

this guy gets it

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/full-full-metal-jacket-getsome-gif-15075854

[hollow garnet]

hell yeah brother

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI

[hollow garnet]

I'm going to keep it a buck, I doubt he's hitting anything lol

[slender rock]

maybe near graze on that last farmer

[hollow garnet]

"easy, you just don't hit 'em so much" based as fuck

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89_3DgW_7mg this popped up

[hollow garnet]

being canadian strikes again

my brothers guitar teacher was a photographer during the vietnam war, he had some wild stories

[toxic sundial]

🇱

[inland jackal]

That's what you get for being a leaf

[hollow garnet]

when you spawn in the wrong zone and end up canadian

could be worse though, at least I'm not british

[river zealot]

who wants to war
who wants to clean unexploded ordinance

[oblique spire]

Listening to the breaking bad theme while carpet bombing villages hits different tbh

[river zealot]

ayo llama

you probably dont know

but can btr store a supply crate

[oblique spire]

Yes

[river zealot]

good

no ethernet arma gaming

russkis ruining my ethernet again

[cerulean verge]

"A well trained bush"

[river zealot]

do units automaticcly get equip better equimpent once you unlock it, or do you have to manually give them it

[oblique spire]

Pretty sure they just get better gear when you unlock it

and when you buy new units

im pretty sure itll just have them with the new gear

[river zealot]

guy dies
KURWA

[river zealot]

thank you

[slender rock]

just waking up,

KURWA

Existing
Straight to KURWA

[river zealot]

just like me fr

[slender rock]

yes

I am finding myself cursing this and idi nauhi

😐

[river zealot]

i curse with english curses in my life

and im ukrainian

[slender rock]

Hmm

idk english has lukewarm curses, as a native speaker of it. although throw in some spanglish in there to keep it spicy

since california is primarly english or spanish

[mint mist]

holy fucking shit help

theres

massive spider army

behind my monitor

my fucking pact with them didnt work they got fucking mad

[river zealot]

grab a spray or shit like tgat

use a lgihter to put the spray on fire

burn the fuckers

[mint mist]

my shit will melt

ill use the spray for knockback and kill them after they land, condsicering before they were in the air, making them hard to kill

[river zealot]

i used to shoot them with a little bb toy pistol

took 30 shots to hit

[slender rock]

you have a can of compressed air?

[mint mist]

dust air

yes

[slender rock]

turn it upside down spray them with the cold shit

they'll freeze

get napkin squish

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1170936599702409286/cat-meme.png?ex=655adab0&is=654865b0&hm=3748feef4a9a4341734ad715de0731880fbb63c3f3eda496e039d95efba55d79&

[odd sail]

get bitten, start cumming spider webs

[slender rock]

cyrogenically fucked

[glad carbon]

what

[river zealot]

vlad and his fucked up shit

[glad carbon]

vlad gets bitten and he cums

not even by a spider

[odd sail]

you're fucked up shit

[odd sail]

by you

[glad carbon]

nibble ur ear or whatever

[odd sail]

that's gey

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161781708199313510/1167604545925427210/bce21145bb.gif?ex=654ebb78&is=653c4678&hm=2da621dba1a79867504008e12b16084a2258f08f5fed9b2b9d058ed918154934&

[odd sail]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[odd sail]

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-astaghfirullah-haram-gif-22586634

[odd sail]

what a pussy, eduard khil

[glad carbon]

islamic drake

[odd sail]

drake if he blew up like his music

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-very-much-gif-23061806

[river zealot]

allah's plan

[mint mist]

my sprawy is out

[river zealot]

so real brother

[odd sail]

he didn't cut himself?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-banana-bat-gif-24680277

[half gazelle]

Watching it closely, I do t think there was ever a point he was grabbing the sharp end

[odd sail]

He was spinning the sharp side across his wrist

[half gazelle]

Skill

[glad carbon]

no the whole sharp side is facing away from him

[glad carbon]

he's spinning the back of the knife between his fingers

[half gazelle]

All good

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stewly-leolulu-shilling-shiggenbasta-gif-5901328881963287716

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-gif-25643529

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-meme-face-cat-shocked-orange-cat-what-da-hell-gif-15285770798606642445

deep sea

[river zealot]

damn it doesnt say retard

[river zealot]

when brainfart barotrauma campaing

[half gazelle]

He drowning ):

[uncut obsidian]

shit yourself

[high meteor]

can i piss myself instead

[glad carbon]

when u set it up

[quartz ridge]

called a guy a yapping dog in Urdu since he was being a asshole and another Afghan looking guy looked at with like a suprised look and i said " you can understand me, don't you? " and he said he did a little bit

[fleet silo]

It does not.

[mint mist]

the spider faction attacked me because i angered their faction, right after commiting brutal homicide on one of them, they tried to send out an ambush squad of 4 giant fucking spiders, luckily i reacted quickly and scared them off, but i have no idea where they are now, i used a freezing gun on them but, i have no idea if it even fucking worked, our spiddertrop-molotov pact is gone, war is comign soon
if i dissapear, atleast everyone will knwo what happened to me

[uncut obsidian]

explode

[mint mist]

hi i missed u

[fleet silo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[glad carbon]

told a guy to stop yapping IRL

lmao

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-explosion-cats-kaboom-gif-5543609305179444322

[high meteor]

[fleet silo]

Hello 🙂 I missed you too, hope you are doing well.

[mint mist]

no but ily too

[fleet silo]

No? Sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better for you rapidly. 😄

[half gazelle]

Eat this

[mint mist]

ok nvm i didnt miss u

[river zealot]

me and my boys

[mint mist]

transphobic meat

[fleet silo]

WAS THAT SS13?! XD

[glad carbon]

was that my balls in ur mouth?! XD

[half gazelle]

[fleet silo]

Actually gameplay I caught

[fleet silo]

I mean >.> Hopefully

[fleet silo]

I don't know what that means but aight lmao. Still hope you are doing alright.

[odd sail]

hi maja

[fleet silo]

Anyway, goodnight everyone. I hope you all are doing well. I'm going to head out. 😄 Got my daily chemotherapy from here, and now I'm going to go die for a bit

[half gazelle]

Goodbyee

[odd sail]

daily dose of radiation to the balls so you can birth more brainfarters

[half gazelle]

Who up farting they brain rn

[glad carbon]

Hi @odd sail @mint mist @stone blade

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

this cat is so stoic

funny lil dude

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/disabled-cat-gif-25950496

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-no-legs-scared-cat-cat-gun-escape-cat-cat-with-wobbly-legs-gif-25278887

[fleet silo]

w e i r d it's eating my reaciton

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxLWcSiEp_E

[copper token]

I think the mercs should be wearing clothing like the olden Germanic Mercenaries

[slender rock]

👀

[copper token]

Stuff like this

[glad carbon]

thats weird how it doesnt let u react to me

[fleet silo]

That is strange indeed. Did you perform some form of curse?

[slender rock]

🫧 🐟

[glad carbon]

yeah I right clicked you and cursed you

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kissing-kiss-kiss-me-kisser-kissed-gif-22467316

[fleet silo]

Anyway have a good night @glad carbon and everyone else. Always love popping in here and joking around. 🙂

Make sure you all do something for yourselves today/tomorrow. Love you guys

[copper token]

Nighty Night

[mint mist]

hi

[mint mist]

hi

[clever python]

Grinded that game hardcore as a kid. Played 1 online match and won and never touched it again lol

[copper token]

NOBODY SAY IT

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-spunch-bob-spunch-bop-spongebob-sad-spongebob-gif-26152448

WHEN YOU SEE IT

[copper token]

When you see it haha

GUYS

IT'S GONE

JUST LIKE LIVELEAK

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cat-crying-cat-cry-why-gif-27571714

[toxic sundial]

Me pov:

Except I don't have a 9ak

But a full size akm instead

[fleet silo]

It's him. 😮 ALSO IM PLAYING STARFIELD CAN NO TALKINGS MORE BYE BYE

[dreamy flax]

amves, your new nickname is Inferno

[inland torrent]

Bruh

[toxic sundial]

-_-

[slender rock]

sadly both ps2 and psp version of the game got fucked by the exploits and codes

😦

[copper token]

"Are you guys going trick or treating?"

[copper token]

Where it all began...

[inland torrent]

Me fr fr

[clever python]

I had unexpected rizz with a woman at Men's Warehouse until she asked me if I saw the latest game theory

[clever python]

I paid for my over priced clothes and left in disgust

[tulip ravine]

Chat

Yay or nay

Fuck sake

[copper token]

You didn't even check if she was wearing the grippy Game Theory socks? Those are the best for under-the-table Denny's footjobs

[toxic sundial]

Ember fail

[copper token]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[inland torrent]

Suck my fucking ass you god damn stuttering parrot fuck off

[tulip ravine]

Yay or nay

[copper token]

Hmmmmmmm

[inland torrent]

Nissan is a yay

[tulip ravine]

2017 micra

2.5k

[inland torrent]

2.5k euro?

[slender rock]

at least you tried

[toxic sundial]

Real, I knew a guy way back when who always put cigars in all his ifaks

[tulip ravine]

GBP

[copper token]

Imma say nay, cause I don't like the shape. Looks like the inbreed target dog. But if it's a good price and decent mileage a car is a car

[inland torrent]

What the fuck is gbo

[tulip ravine]

It’s ideal tbh

[clever python]

Not worth

[inland torrent]

I speak American

[copper token]

[tulip ravine]

Got all drive assists and all the stuff you expect in a 2023 car, but for a fuck ton cheaper

[slender rock]

Pesos

[toxic sundial]

I speak moon

[copper token]

Yeah, I wouldn't say worth, just cause I prefer trucks

[tulip ravine]

Great British pound you rock dweller

[slender rock]

lol

[tulip ravine]

Also known as pound sterling

Or quid

[inland torrent]

Nissan 2017 Micra one day be worth 1.5k another day 2.5 mil of Turkish lira

[slender rock]

starts a fight at the kebab shop

[toxic sundial]

Squid

[clever python]

What the fuck is so great about it, it's British lmao

[copper token]

Hydro is one of the few British people I like

[tulip ravine]

The only people who can’t handle the uk are non brits, could you not argue that we are just built different

[inland torrent]

I swear to God Turkish Lira graphs is like Dubstep sound meters it just jumps up and down at speed of light

[clever python]

They only redeeming quality is that it isn't euro

[inland torrent]

Turkish Lira is meme currency

[slender rock]

reality is, we amerifats are just the unrepressed mentality of Anglo-Saxon genes

[copper token]

Which makes us better 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[clever python]

You mean we have reached the full potential

[slender rock]

no we're just the same

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/la-era-de-la-era-la-era-era-de-gif-26779036

[clever python]

Fuck you

[tulip ravine]

Ok so genuine question

[slender rock]

one just is extroverted vs introverted

[tulip ravine]

What makes America so much better then the uk

[inland torrent]

Americans are mix of like 5 different races not the same as saxons

[slender rock]

you cockhead let me finish motherfucker

[tulip ravine]

Genuinely curious to your opinions

[clever python]

Where do you want me to start

[slender rock]

I SAID MENTALITY

[inland torrent]

I honestly have no idea I am not much into politics

[slender rock]

fuck

[tulip ravine]

Getting government building stormed would be a good start mate

[clever python]

How about 1776 and the repeat title fight in 1812

[inland torrent]

DONT YELL AT ME IN TEXT

[tulip ravine]

Have you seen the state of America now? You really think we see that as a loss

[copper token]

I guess the one thing is our rapid growth into a world superpower was incredible, along with the many technological advancements from America. It was after WWII tho that things have gone down hill

[clever python]

Saving the world twice when Germany started fucking around

[toxic sundial]

Kicked they asses in 1814

Hear ye hear ye redcoat

[clever python]

Have you seen Britain right now lmao

[copper token]

I love him. I must have him perched on my arm while I sing the National Anthem

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-cigarette-gif-24294903

[clever python]

You can't even report on the pedos without being arrested

[slender rock]

you fucks I swear

[toxic sundial]

Focused, flourishing, FREE

[clever python]

You still have a literal royal class

[tulip ravine]

Aye mate things are chilling here

[inland torrent]

America did not save the world from Germany it was combined efforts of Europe, USSR and USA with out Europe and USSR, USA wouldn't be able to end WWII

[copper token]

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[clever python]

Your police arrest people for being mean on Twitter

[toxic sundial]

Yeah imagine living under a monarchy

[inland torrent]

However they did save Asia

[clever python]

Cope

[tulip ravine]

Canada

[copper token]

Statistics have shown that without America, while Allied success was most likely, the war probably would have gone on another 2 years and have millions more casualties

[toxic sundial]

I don't recognize Canadian sovereignty so..

[copper token]

[clever python]

America defined the transition in the 20th century from empire building to proliferation of democracy

[inland torrent]

You:

[clever python]

Canada is pathetic

[clever python]

Yes.

[tulip ravine]

Remember lads, who’s still the head of state of Canada, Australia and New Zealand

[clever python]

Is that supposed to be a w

[toxic sundial]

Listen we'll take the top gear guys and trade you the jackass crew how's that sound?

[copper token]

[toxic sundial]

Trade between America and Britain

[tulip ravine]

New Zealand is literally a dream place to live wym lad

[inland torrent]

I am not saying that with out USA Europe would win infact I agree, I am just saying, people think the sole reason why WWII ended is cause USA

[clever python]

Hell no

[copper token]

Fair enough, but that's not America

[slender rock]

Just give me capt slow

you can take oaffuck and little dick

🙂

[toxic sundial]

Oo oo and Tom scott

We want Tom Scott

[tulip ravine]

I don’t blame you lot to be fair, I have heard your education is pretty limited and quite propaganda like

[copper token]

Yeah, that would be wrong, we are simply the reason it was quicker, along with being the reason the pacific countries have their independance

[clever python]

The dream is land in Montana where I can tell people to fuck off

[slender rock]

we'll take tom, you can have the Hank brothers

Green* brohters rather

[copper token]

It would be a great place to stay for a time, and definitely hunt, but the people kinda gatekeep and it's all pretty much the same across the whole country

[slender rock]

[copper token]

[toxic sundial]

Alright I take my leave

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/band-of-brothers-gif-27205452

[tulip ravine]

Ironic part is we probably would of been alright no matter who won moustache man was known to tolerate us slightly more

[clever python]

Don't "based" "same" handshake react me. I'll tell you to fuck off too

I'll even tell myself to fuck off

[inland torrent]

Nuke portland

[clever python]

That's how much I don't want people on my property lmao

[tulip ravine]

[slender rock]

CHAOS

[copper token]

he admired the British, and yeah, safe, sure, but free? Nahhhhhh

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck off

[tulip ravine]

More freedom then most prob, the native Brits would of been alright since he saw them as Germanic people

[toxic sundial]

[clever python]

Transitions from defending Britain to 'maybe mustache man was okay' within 10 posts

[toxic sundial]

Frfr Ong

[copper token]

"Mostly Arian? I like zem."

[pale ingot]

brainfart.
Bottom text

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/mustache-guy-crazy-mostacho-guy-with-crazy-mustache-gif-22094888

[clever python]

No u

[copper token]

[tulip ravine]

Damn, you really are special aren’t you mate, how many times did you get dropped on the head?

[copper token]

Average Turkish male at 20

[clever python]

There are no men in turkey

[slender rock]

@ruby minnow when he grows up

[inland torrent]

Apple fritter

[tulip ravine]

I want to go back to turkey man

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-donuts-doughnuts-dessert-gif-17059279945280814534

[copper token]

Ifunny moment

[tulip ravine]

I miss it, shit was fun

[clever python]

Britain isn't so bad
Mustache man was cool
Ankara or bust

Hydro wildin

[inland torrent]

Weakest apple fritter enjoyer

[copper token]

You're thinking of Thailand

[tulip ravine]

When did I say I agree with anything mustache man did? Please find when I said he “wasn’t bad”

[slender rock]

okay why are Fries(Chips) showing up under fritter

[clever python]

cope

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-lottery-baki-gif-8898058249016416406

[slender rock]

what the fuck is this bullshit

[inland torrent]

I like how most of Slavic Europe Countreis is divided in 2 halfs, one is really militaristic and other one produces most of femboys and prostitutes of the world

[clever python]

Why win lottery, just use credit card

Default, declare bankruptcy, do it again

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[copper token]

Poland is both

[slender rock]

Collection agents got an upgrade

they throw hands now

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-omw-hater-gif-23705850

[clever python]

That's fine the other thing I maxed my credit card out on was guns

[inland torrent]

I am saying ALLL of the Slavic Countries are like that, I mean go look at bosnia

[copper token]

[clever python]

Seize this dick, repo boi

[copper token]

Youch

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritter-apple-fritters-baki-gif-5260306233183041554

[uncut obsidian]

guh

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[slender rock]

ARs or Warsaw pact

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritters-baki-anime-biscuit-oliva-apple-fritter-diet-gif-25324107

[copper token]

Yes.

[slender rock]

Both?

[clever python]

A false dichotomy my brother

[inland torrent]

Apple fritter with topping of melted glue sticks

[copper token]

American fritter. Not enough apple, too much fritter

[clever python]

As the Polish AKs prove

[tulip ravine]

I must say, that is probably one of the few things I envy about America, y’all’s recreational shooting

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/blackberry-cobbler-cobbler-baki-apple-fritter-gif-23467686

[copper token]

Stuff like this

[clever python]

My collection is in the 30's and it's all over the place. Modern, historic, surplus, Bryco-Jennings piece of shit ghetto blaster

[tulip ravine]

Here the whole self defence shit just isn’t needed at all, so it’s a bit much, but the recreational side I wish it was more open in a controlling environment

[inland torrent]

Hydro can I ask you a question

[tulip ravine]

Controlled*

[copper token]

Or this

[tulip ravine]

Go for it pal

[slender rock]

NO

NOOO

FUCK OFF

[clever python]

"self defense just isn't needed" most privileged take lmao

[toxic sundial]

Wait let me find a pic of my ak

[inland torrent]

Why the fuck are you always talking politics in here

[clever python]

That's gross lol

[copper token]

YOU WILL USE THE AR MAG AK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[tulip ravine]

Wouldn’t say it’s politics mate

[inland torrent]

Comparing USA to uk

[clever python]

There's rock n lock in 5.56

[inland torrent]

Yeah I just can't pick a proper word

[slender rock]

FUCKING SHIT KEEPS JAMMING 😭

[tulip ravine]

I might be moving there, I like to know the differences

[uncut obsidian]

Arguments?

[clever python]

"I'm being assaulted send a social worker"

[slender rock]

FAILURE TO FEED aND EJECT

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[clever python]

Baby shit green nice

[copper token]

Bro, AZ has more land mass than all of the UK

[slender rock]

No that's proper green fuckhead

I approve

[inland torrent]

I don't think there is any actual arguments in brainfart, if we combine all the braincells this channel has it would still not be enough to form a brain of a todler

[clever python]

mad

[uncut obsidian]

Ur dumb

[slender rock]

no u

[toxic sundial]

You really need to compare the USA to the EU + Britain (brexit )

[inland torrent]

Fr fr

[uncut obsidian]

Ur bad

[clever python]

My main rifle is an LWRCI with a vortex holo. I have an AK with an MRO on it in x39

[uncut obsidian]

I fuk ur mom

[inland torrent]

So are you everyone here is mentally retarded

[clever python]

And then a bunch of dumb stuff

[tulip ravine]

Brexit is a sore subject for us

[uncut obsidian]

Nio

[clever python]

ow :(

[toxic sundial]

Ah just a bit of banta

[inland torrent]

Fucj you mean "Nio"

[clever python]

Nio

[uncut obsidian]

No

[tulip ravine]

Mate if I did my banter I do with my mates I would be banned from the server

[oblique spire]

5000kg bombs

[toxic sundial]

[clever python]

Written like a true 12 year old lmao

[clever python]

Not enough kg

[toxic sundial]

One of these days I'm gonna say something completely normal to me and get executed

It's coming

[clever python]

More

[toxic sundial]

Or I might post that Markiplier picture

Who knows

[oblique spire]

didn't ask

[inland torrent]

Like one wise man once said "Suck my fucking ass you god damn stuttering parrot fuck off"

[uncut obsidian]

Why not just say "your"

[clever python]

Didn't need to my brother. I will compel you to self improvement whether you ask or not

[uncut obsidian]

alright

[clever python]

Do not accept a limit on your kgs my man

[oblique spire]

Who even are you

[tulip ravine]

you’d hate going to a proper local pub I can tell you that much

[clever python]

No weight must be lifted alone

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire thy mother

[oblique spire]

Fuck off femboy

[clever python]

Even Christ had help carrying his cross

[inland torrent]

Bro the only way you gonna be lifted is by using a forklift bru

[clever python]

Get those kgs up

[clever python]

The forklift of the Lord is teamwork

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/october-welcome-family-guy-dont-fit-gif-15185241

[toxic sundial]

Me going back in time to help big J carry the weight of all those sins

[slender rock]

@toxic sundial If I had the chance and choice I'd go for

AUG A2

[uncut obsidian]

thy father

is not real

[inland torrent]

Or just get 10'5 Ar15?

[clever python]

There is no plate that cannot be lifted by love for your neighbors

[slender rock]

everyone has that

[oblique spire]

Says the mentally ill russian femboy

[toxic sundial]

I've never been a fan of bullpups but I hear it's a good rifle

[tulip ravine]

Hey madi how’s battle bit doing?

[uncut obsidian]

thy grandma

has passed away

[tulip ravine]

Not had a chance to check it for a while

[inland torrent]

So what you don't have to be a special kid on the block, it works just fine

[oblique spire]

She has, yes

[slender rock]

I mean granted yeah

[uncut obsidian]

and you didn't invite me to the funeral

[toxic sundial]

"""""pistol"""""

[oblique spire]

Because im not inviting a russian femboy to a funeral

[inland torrent]

I might as well fucking use a fucking Saiga instead of AUG A2

[clever python]

I don't need quotation marks

Send the feds

[oblique spire]

you'd turn up wearing thigh high socks saying "uwu"

[clever python]

Pistol.

[uncut obsidian]

why noyt

[inland torrent]

I love my zip22

[clever python]

With a phat brace

[clever python]

Sexual angst

[uncut obsidian]

uwu rest in peace grandma :c

[inland torrent]

Minecraft

[oblique spire]

Kill yourself

[uncut obsidian]

🪞

[clever python]

That seems uncalled for

[oblique spire]

I pray you get drafted

in game

[uncut obsidian]

🪞

[inland torrent]

I pray I get drafted

[gusty willow]

Just collar him

[clever python]

How you gonna explain this chat to Jesus man

[tulip ravine]

Fucking hell llama that was a save and half

[uncut obsidian]

surely

[toxic sundial]

[clever python]

Ew

[gusty willow]

[toxic sundial]

Ugly

[oblique spire]

See i'd like to get drafted and slam an APFSDS shell into a ZTZ

[tulip ravine]

Time is it for you lot?

[slender rock]

mm

exactly

[toxic sundial]

It's 10:30

[slender rock]

aug a2 it is then

[inland torrent]

That looks awesome

[tulip ravine]

4:30 here

[gusty willow]

@oblique spire you a little extra spicy today

[oblique spire]

Que

[toxic sundial]

Llama walks the edge

[oblique spire]

My brother where is your helper role gone

What happened

[clever python]

Two laser devices?

[gusty willow]

You good homie? Why attacking madi so hard?

[slender rock]

PEQ and a light it looks like

[inland torrent]

I can't wait to buy an Audi A6 and play my favorite song "Kerosene" by Crystal Castles

[clever python]

Guess the end of the fiscal year still had too much money

[slender rock]

hold on

[toxic sundial]

The problem is taking a 7 lb rifle and making it 12 lbs

[slender rock]

internet is dying

[oblique spire]

it's fun and besides i save myself with (in game)

[clever python]

Just lift

[inland torrent]

Solid

[gusty willow]

S5 became a dictator and took it from me cause I was too based

[oblique spire]

Just a bit of banter with the boys

[uncut obsidian]

Mfs who play war games at home all day: WOOHOO WAR IS GREAT I LOVE EXPLOSIONS FUCK YEAH
mfs on their first day in an actual war: my best friend is dead, explosions are happening all around me, i hate my life, what did i do to god to deserve this

[clever python]

Don't let the human weapon system be your limitation

[oblique spire]

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

ugh

[oblique spire]

Yes

[clever python]

More the weight = less recoil

[toxic sundial]

No

[clever python]

20 in barrel 6 attachments 60 round drum

.22 conversion kit

No recoil

#meta

[inland torrent]

What if i want to die in war, what if I like dying in pointless conflicts created by the men above who see me as nothing but a number, what if I don't run and stay my ground and get bombed by artillery and being labeled "MIA" and not get a proper funeral

[clever python]

Listen sonny .22 bounces around inside the body and explodes gobbless

[oblique spire]

My brother in christ who let Abdul near the KV-2

[river zealot]

the rmr on the acog looks cursed

i dont like it

[slender rock]

m14 classic boomer choice

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-1000-yard-stare-espresso-gif-5540644428338043927

[toxic sundial]

War ain't fun, avoid at all costs

[uncut obsidian]

Why not just jump out of a window

[clever python]

Well

It's a little fun

[oblique spire]

See but the funny

[toxic sundial]

Fun when you are winning ig

[oblique spire]

The australian air force gives mthe ability to fly an F-18 hornet

Who would not want to fly an F-18 hornet

[inland torrent]

I wanna fly an F35

[clever python]

Smoking with your wingman at the smoke pit from the safety of NC while other people go to the ME lol

[inland torrent]

F35 B

The navy VTOL one

[clever python]

F-15 pilots

Because that's the best

[oblique spire]

True

[inland torrent]

I fucking love VTOL

[oblique spire]

See the RAAF onyl has 2 squadrons of F-15s though

[river zealot]

war is not fun brainfart

trust me

[clever python]

You're in here screaming about your homophobia and you wanna simp a Navy

GTFO llama

[toxic sundial]

No one ever really comes back

[uncut obsidian]

llama secretly has a femboy bf

[oblique spire]

My brother in christ when have i been homophobic

[inland torrent]

What the fuck are you talking about what did I ever say anything against gaysgays

[clever python]

Maybe he's not exclusive. Nows my chance

[oblique spire]

And my brother in christ you get the fuck out of here

[clever python]

Not you retard

The other one

[oblique spire]

goofy headass lookin 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 four buckle some more lookin headass mf

[uncut obsidian]

Me?

[inland torrent]

Ok I am ball(ing my eyes out)

[uncut obsidian]

Fuck you

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

yall being really fucking noisy rightnow

[oblique spire]

Biden based

[clever python]

Alcohol + irresponsible dose of melatonin

[uncut obsidian]

Why is @clever python talkin like that? Is he acoustic?

[oblique spire]

He is definitely acoustic

[clever python]

😎

[inland torrent]

I am slongebob

[uncut obsidian]

Is he rarted?

[oblique spire]

he is highly regarded

[clever python]

😎

What is he regarded as

[slender rock]

uhhhhh

[uncut obsidian]

as a dumb ass

[clever python]

😎

[uncut obsidian]

dumb pp

[toxic sundial]

I did put an actual sight on it though AK irons blow hard

[inland torrent]

Bro what the fuck are you wearing

[clever python]

Meadi turning on me as soon as there's competition to be llama's fem secret

[uncut obsidian]

He's investigating a crime scene

[slender rock]

nutrile gloves

[inland torrent]

You look like a fucking surgeon about to put a patient to sleep

[uncut obsidian]

Jealous much

[slender rock]

lol

[clever python]

Is that an actual AK or a kp9

[inland torrent]

The forever one

[toxic sundial]

Llama already got the state mandated boy wife

[toxic sundial]

Gf3 from palmetto State armory

[clever python]

And an attero arms mount let's you keep irons + have a dot. On my KP9 I have a mount that gives me a dot but I can see the regular irons underneath

[oblique spire]

My brother in christ what are you spouting

[clever python]

Did you add a rail? Or replace the dust cover completely?

[copper token]

Is this yours?

[toxic sundial]

I need a better mount, AK side rails are expensive and still not very good :/

[inland torrent]

Gun nerds entered chat time to leave

[uncut obsidian]

He's doxxing you

[oblique spire]

true

[toxic sundial]

I really did not forsee ak sights being god awful

[clever python]

MWI mount is like $100

[oblique spire]

uh huh

[clever python]

If you can buy an AK in 2023 you can get a side rail

[copper token]

Non gun enthusiest has left, let us drool over firearms

[toxic sundial]

I've got a nice prism optic but I just don't trust those damn rails not to blow off and break my 300$ optic

[clever python]

Just stop being poor nota

[toxic sundial]

Like I can locktite the top rail on my ar, but that weaver side rail can just slide off

[clever python]

"my $300 optic" I have a spare Eotech on an airsoft rifle that's the level of idgaf I'm at

[slender rock]

don't stick your pp in robot girls

[toxic sundial]

And like I said the irons suck doody

[clever python]

You just gotta train

[toxic sundial]

Gtfo

[inland torrent]

WHO IS GOINF TO STOP EM

[toxic sundial]

If you put an actual eotech on an airsoft gun I will throw a brick at you

[slender rock]

they'll lose mr happy

[toxic sundial]

Mfer

[uncut obsidian]

CBT

[slender rock]

ruined orga... nevermind

[clever python]

Hey when I was a new airman I remember my first PSA AR and primary arms scope and feeling poor as hell

[oblique spire]

My brother in christ how about the government focus on making housing affordable

[slender rock]

hold on

you a vet

[toxic sundial]

Man fuck off

[slender rock]

👀

[toxic sundial]

I ain't poor

[clever python]

But now I'm a disabled vet + government contractor who takes quad NVGs to airsoft events to shit on teenagers

[toxic sundial]

I'm just not stupid enough to spend 600$ on an eotech

[clever python]

I fucking hate Andy Warhol

[clever python]

Yeah

Yeah.

Yeah :(

[toxic sundial]

Besides I have astigmatism

[river zealot]

inb4 a bb hits the nvgs and you got glass in your eyes

[toxic sundial]

And prismatic stuff is better

[clever python]

That's why I buy holo

They work with astigmatism

[toxic sundial]

Nah

[slender rock]

[clever python]

Totally different from red dots

[toxic sundial]

Holos are still blurry

[clever python]

I don't know what fucked up eyes you have

[slender rock]

just wear glassessss

fuck