🎪bruh-fart

[odd sail]

yes

hi

[solar obsidian]

ah yes, the literally me rule 34

[storm stream]

[toxic sundial]

Akm grip sucks farts

Terrible hand feel

[feral kiln]

meant for stong hands

[toxic sundial]

Meant for baby hands

Feels like a no. 2 pencil

[solar obsidian]

its so octover 😔🍂

[weak jackal]

wha happen

[solar obsidian]

its octover.

@grizzled meadow

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890282874450890782/1154891752839327814/20230516_165215.gif

[odd sail]

frying floor

[toxic sundial]

NOOOOO!!?((!

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-meme-face-cat-shocked-orange-cat-what-da-hell-gif-15285770798606642445

[thorny talon]

is there anything else i should change

[final cedar]

I'm constantly out of touch

[final cedar]

mad man named his first custom porsch after his fav beer

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-bug-death-vhs-walten-files-gif-25298751

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/2vLd.gif

https://tenor.com/bvT6shDwL9P.gif

[oblique spire]

Brainfart

fuck you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165114695175376938/1165135444216922152/image.png?ex=6545bff1&is=65334af1&hm=74b55958d437a4972c12ec2a4bbee113a79d6060d74bec09109748bc0bb1c523&

slams another 30mm on your bmp-2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165114695175376938/1165134280272400444/image.png?ex=6545bedb&is=653349db&hm=8a94514f1ca4968d1b7634f8480674c0bb3bcc7b2cd141c91dd87e9935bdc81f&

BOAT

Sent a funny to DMs aswell

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165114695175376938/1165136096754143252/image.png?ex=6545c08c&is=65334b8c&hm=782fff8f310b5bc364e94c2c3c945336f1bf5f7acece1295336a350ea21f20f6&

[toxic sundial]

I think wizard with a Glock should be a dnd class

[loud yacht]

finnish infantry transport vehicle

[final cedar]

it's called artificer

[toxic sundial]

It's called literally me

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/4gWSbyIl6ck?si=pYDQYfQwwPayLYpb

[toxic sundial]

40sw out of a 3.5 inch barrel kills a barbarian faster than any fireball spell

[final cedar]

you gon need .50AE if rage state

[river zealot]

hello brainfart

[river zealot]

too bad its gonna all miss

[tulip ravine]

Good morning all

[oblique spire]

True...

[thorny talon]

that gyatt only in ohio

i feel gross for saying that brb killing myself

[void stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[spiral stump]

@acoustic finch https://youtu.be/TRYwqGjakMs

[acoustic finch]

why

[visual stirrup]

lack of a father figure

[tulip ravine]

Lack of farter

[spiral stump]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjVoXcfq/

[acoustic finch]

Why must you ping me in this hellhole

[spiral stump]

because i love you Jessica

[acoustic finch]

[spiral stump]

i can't live without you Jessica!

please take me back

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1165154501553029231/-814608092.mp4?ex=6545d1b0&is=65335cb0&hm=2e38f8f4e777cbff4c9e337c82b27ca8e71d457890ca128532661fa40642c1d8&

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[gilded blade]

"The Iraq War was just Bush trying to make a philosopher's stone"

[visual stirrup]

"Yes, mister glowie in this chat? This one right here."

Prepare to receive a knock on the door tonight

You sought the truth
And found it
Now you will pay the price

[visual stirrup]

lifetime of malnutrition (bad effect on both brain and body)
abuse of drugs
lack of motivation (various reasons)
cynicism

These things do not make the best recruits

This video makes me sadder each time I see it

[tranquil cedar]

Those are afgan regulars

[visual stirrup]

I'm aware

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-knight-knight-tiktok-my-honest-reaction-thegibelnator-gif-4011525320151199365

[tranquil cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/ArealsigmaMale/status/1715537092535542054?t=-FHcMOy9ktaU4n1kRDq1Cw&s=19

[silent pawn]

[inland jackal]

Tiktok link spotted.
Any and all opinion ignored

[visual stirrup]

...fiasco

[silent pawn]

God I wish that was me

[inland jackal]

Real

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bRyZY.gif

[tulip ravine]

Me wearing my scp inspired combat uniform handmade by my grandma

(She makes plate carriers / chest rigs for the armed police)

[glad carbon]

where is this even from

[tulip ravine]

It’s wierd how they test them here at the factory

Since they can’t use firearms

[glad carbon]

i thought it was from some TV show i watched ages ago but i dont recognize the dude

[tulip ravine]

They use a fuck off air rifle

That can fire whatever cal they are testing at reasonable speeds

[tulip ravine]

I swear it was a comedy thing

It reminds me of a comedian thing I saw

Might be mistaken though

[glad carbon]

it is

uhh

like scary movie

style of movie

not the genre but the franchise

[tulip ravine]

Aye mate

[golden monolith]

!dof

[split canyon]

@golden monolith Follow this: #╭📖faq message

[tulip ravine]

This guy I swear he lives near me nd all

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cu0KOzunpI

[tranquil cedar]

Gone

[copper token]

Me casting cantrips upon the hooligans' who dared to face a master wizard on the road

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

bro

they upscaled that shit

so much

holy fk

[tranquil cedar]

Here's a real upscaled frog

[copper token]

CRAZY FROG IN 4K!!?!??!?!?!?!??!!!

[tranquil cedar]

WAIT A SECOND

THEY TOOK HIS DICK

[stone blade]

true

[tranquil cedar]

CRAZY FROG DOESN'T HAVE A DICK ANYMORE

[pale ingot]

by the power of god

[copper token]

I did not know that was a thing he had, but I just found the original, and yes. He did in fact have one

[glad carbon]

waht the fuck

these bastards

[copper token]

1: Song is great.
2: How we feeling about the Amazing Digital Circus? I think it has potential, but it feels like it's going to have an ANNOYING fandom. Maybe worse than Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

[tranquil cedar]

Bald

[uncut obsidian]

everything created by a small group of people has an annoying fandom

undertale, ADC, hazbin hotel, you name them

[tranquil cedar]

Yeah like that one stalker mod

What's its name

GAMMA

[uncut obsidian]

gamma's fandom isn't that bad

well, not as bad as some other stalker fandoms

[oblique spire]

Boys if you're ever in a bradley and are for some reason fighting a leopard

TOW missile the turret rings

Because for some reason 1 tow missile to anywhere near there fucking explodes the tank

[copper token]

Mmmmmm

[oblique spire]

Just fucking died to it in squad

[copper token]

Bradley tank 🤤

[copper token]

That is a fair point

[oblique spire]

i slam a 120mm APFSDS into the rear of a bradley

he is completely fine

he turns, tow missiles my LEOPARD 2

ammo cooks off in one shot and we die

[tranquil cedar]

The Bradleys on the train are free

[tulip ravine]

Sacha baron cohen is a comedic fucking genius

[tranquil cedar]

You can just take them

[copper token]

I pay for them with my taxes, they are partially mine

[tulip ravine]

He went to some American rally and had them all singing racist songs just trolled them completely

[tulip ravine]

If yous ever want a good laugh

Watch Ali g, Grimsby brothers or dictators, borat or just any sacha baron cohen when he trolls random people, his ability to stay in character is unmatched

[copper token]

I have a dilemma. I want to ride in a tank soooo bad, but I don't wanna sign away years of my life to the military...what to do, what to do

[tulip ravine]

For context the character he plays above is Ali g

[pale ingot]

this is another smg4 production right

[tranquil cedar]

Just steal one, like that guy in the US like ten years ago

[pale ingot]

knowing his fanbase, yeah

[tranquil cedar]

He just walked onto the base, and got in one

Keys where in it

[copper token]

Well, theres some context missing when you say it like that

[final cedar]

ali g needs a comeback

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

he just had fatigues from army surplus

[stone blade]

Life is a poll and I am the RS6

[tranquil cedar]

It is very easy to go places you shouldn't be if you look like you belong there

[final cedar]

clipboard + reflective vest

[tranquil cedar]

All you need

[tulip ravine]

He trolled the American police

[eager igloo]

Stop posting this tiktok cringe

[tulip ravine]

For record they have no idea he is in character, most of borat was genuine reaction aswell

[stone blade]

true

myshinka is right

[copper token]

He was a tank operator in the army, and the guys on base knew him, assumed he was there to fix the pluming, as he was a local well known plummer, he used he tank expertise from his time in the armed forces to drive the tank(the keys were in it), and then it just went bad from there

[tulip ravine]

Calm down pal just coz you ain’t got a sense of humour

[pale ingot]

FREEDOM

[glad carbon]

lying on the internet is FREE and EASY and FUN

[copper token]

Too bad I already know the story

[eager igloo]

I fucking hate that now you can't have a funny neme, you have to put some moving shit for adhd people on half the screen

[tranquil cedar]

Counterpoint

[pale ingot]

ive finally managed to mod skyrim

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/blHPO.gif

[tulip ravine]

Oh that part agreed but tbh I just don’t notice it

[pale ingot]

went with a modlist called vanguard off wabbajack, left it overnight

[copper token]

counter counter point

[solar obsidian]

the game was rigged from the start

[inland jackal]

Its Saturday

[tulip ravine]

@solar obsidian Kazakhstan fucking hate him for when he filmed borat , they also played his meme national anthem version in some sporting event

[copper token]

You put boobs in it didn't you

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/MR18Pzbf-nY?si=TSK0oGJ0U1qoaf3F

[solar obsidian]

[pale ingot]

i shouldve tbh!!

[copper token]

YOU STILL CAN

THE WONDERS OF MODDING

[pale ingot]

503 mods isnt enough i guess

[copper token]

It's a little hard tho, its a process for those mods

[solar obsidian]

[pale ingot]

oh fr? too much work, fuck that

[copper token]

You can never have enough

[copper token]

Not too much if you really want it, but you don't really play skyrim for tits anyway

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/vLeaVbyCTyc?si=ZK5_1L79gSwKKgUI

[pale ingot]

im not gonna work on adding tits to skyrim tbh lol

if i wanna jerk off ill just look up porn

[copper token]

Yeah, it's a chore, and only really there if you want to "get immersed"

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[pale ingot]

ROMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/glitch-amazing-digital-pointing-circus-gif-11635341390029256298

[tulip ravine]

Ironically played out exactly how you’d expect a scene from one of his films to play out lmao

[copper token]

Got that Dracula Flow

[tulip ravine]

And people say they hate the Brits I can see why our comedians troll entire villages for fun

[copper token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1165171168349786143/catto.gif?ex=6545e136&is=65336c36&hm=7ead1f58c68b3a9ee3edf5a11e1fc2f98e449c77c5ac0a24fa95d60fd845280c&

[glad carbon]

dracula flow 3

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/a-man-of-culture-meme-мем-anime-аниме-gif-25806248

[tulip ravine]

Metro

My man how are you

[copper token]

My favorite interpretation of Dracula

[pale ingot]

ok i get it
so they mad that they got shit on instead of getting a documentary made about them

[final cedar]

hydro
I'm good how you doing?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah, irrc it was meant to be more a troll on the Americans

Since they wouldn’t tell the difference

[copper token]

What do you think would happen if you gave a 13th century peasant some flavor blasted goldfish?

[tulip ravine]

Its still pretty fucked regardless the movie itself is hilarious, the guy does it with everyone lmao

[tulip ravine]

Trump, political rally’s, talk shows, rodeos, you name it hes prolly done something there

It’s what he’s good at, most of his movies apart from Grimsby brothers are real reactions to his characters

[tulip ravine]

Can’t complain pal, bored so just reading the Highway Code

[tulip ravine]

I hate them shows

Storage wars has always been the worst for me I don’t know why

It’s just not that interesting

[glad carbon]

its so damn boring

its all staged

they dont even have real storage units

house hunters atleast has actual houses

[tulip ravine]

Yeah I don’t think they show it over here so

I think most of them are staged tho

It’s the same with the pawn shop ones, the prices will be agreed before hand most likely

[copper token]

I saw someone say that the guys from storage wars should take the stuff they find and try to get a deal from the Pawn Stars guys. See if that $200 end table can really get you that much

[tulip ravine]

Storage wars pawn stars

[glad carbon]

arent pawn shops kinda scams

[tulip ravine]

Isn’t the pawn stars the one where they always fight

[glad carbon]

like the cash isnt from selling the item but for giving it as colleteral for a loan

[tulip ravine]

I mean I guess it kind of works like a normal loan

[copper token]

Pawn shops are stupid. Sell it on Ebay

[glad carbon]

craigslist

[copper token]

Offerup

💀

[tulip ravine]

You get cash for your item, and if you don’t pay the pawn shop doesn’t lose since it will sell your item for more, and if you need to extend it then you pay more

It become pretty popular here in like cash converters since they just take any old shit

A lot of the less fortunate would find like free tv adverts go to cash converters and sell them for 10/25 quid, rinse and repeat a few times you’ve got yourself something to work with

Both party’s happy, ship makes money on item seller gets the money outright, it’s the people who sell their own items that’s the issue, only it’s not limited to pawn shops really, go on Facebook marketplace you can see married couples selling wedding rings and everything, it’s sad just one is online and one is cash

(Quite popular with gambling addicts and alcoholics for obvious reasons)

[copper token]

hehe, quid

[tulip ravine]

There’s a good series on it on YouTube called Skint, underated as hell

https://youtu.be/qjG6cEE3xcQ?si=z6lwjNZXR7sWaDI_

Goes into the poorer side of Britain and personally brings things into perspective

[tulip ravine]

Lad why do none of your vids load for me

[copper token]

As much as I may say "Dur, British, har har", there's a lot of history there I can appreciate, and I take issue with the fact that the country is becoming a cesspool of immigrants who hate the country they moved to and try to change it instead of integrate into it. Really sucks.

[tulip ravine]

All I see is pitbull

[visual stirrup]

Needed a final one
"taste"

[tulip ravine]

It’s a sore subject with a lot of us for various reasons so I won’t get into it, I envy you lot for how you love your country, we used to be like that but that spark went since now flying a British flag is considered racist.

[final cedar]

alright I shall convert all to mp4 for them mobile people

[copper token]

I think there needs to be a world wide change in the way we look at immigration. Things are great in the country you move to because of the way things are. You either have to accept the way things are and adapt, or leave. Trying to change the country to suit your desired when you chose to move there in the first place is selfish and wrong.

[tulip ravine]

Just be careful there pal you don’t want to have your words mistake and might be a bit too serious to have here haha

[copper token]

Um uh, and also, uh, I'd bang the chick from Rookie Village

https://tenor.com/view/phew-sweet-relief-close-call-gif-18188357

[tulip ravine]

I thought that was digga d for a sec

https://tenor.com/view/digga-d-lycis-gif-23942567

[copper token]

Naw, just a normal digga

[flint elbow]

Digga...

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-dig-diggy-diggy-diggy-hole-gif-24120660

[flint elbow]

That was a bad idea entering this place

[copper token]

You're stuck here now

[flint elbow]

Damn

[tulip ravine]

Before any of yous say out that’s his stage name

[flint elbow]

For arma lovers.

[tulip ravine]

Literally me with the boys in arma 3

[flint elbow]

5k hours in arma. I turned Geneva Convention in a to-do list and completed it.

[tulip ravine]

Me after dumping a planes worth of munitions onto a village of little mongs that just run away and don’t have any functionality coz I’m too dumb to add it 🥱

[copper token]

Arma players when you don't follow their self-appointed leadership and just have fun in the game

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-crying-scared-gif-21887116

[flint elbow]

Also I hate this new thermal sights...

[tulip ravine]

Icl some milsim stuff is fun

What yous reckon we jump on a game sometime soon?

[copper token]

Some, yeah

[tulip ravine]

I’ll just be the raging alcoholic Brit in the back

[flint elbow]

Just played it yesterday and will today. Well, kinda milsim. Serious Games to be precise.

[copper token]

Every good team needs one of those

[tulip ravine]

Stand back lads I got my Stella al twat thee

Fuck sake just realised yous won’t get that

[copper token]

Yeah, I could mumble some southern lingo if that would make you feel any better?

[flint elbow]

Being a team leader or even worse - platoon commander - is fucking sucks.

[tulip ravine]

Stella is a beer which is known here for getting people violent it’s called like Stella Artois some shit like that, al twat thee means I’ll beat you up

[oblique spire]

that just gave me an idea

[tulip ravine]

Id be too tempted to frag my squad to teach them to be ready at any moment

[tulip ravine]

Lad don’t even start you ditched me for no reason ya prick

[oblique spire]

Am i not allowed to speak now

aight

[tulip ravine]

Nah pal lost speaking privilege init

[flint elbow]

You're british?

[tulip ravine]

Isn’t it obvious

[flint elbow]

After 'init' - yes.

Hatsune Miku does not talk to british people.

[copper token]

Daggnabit, y'all can't seem tuh find a proper solution to this conundrum, so I'm just gon go ahead and make maself the mediater here and say this hissy fit ain't gonna go nowhere good. Y'all better git along or I'll whoop ya like a cows hide

[oblique spire]

You're not hatsune miku you're just mentally ill

[tulip ravine]

Hatsune Miku won’t be able to talk at all after I park my Honda civic in her nans front room

[flint elbow]

I'm not Hatsune Miku. I just know that she don't like brits.

[oblique spire]

All anime looks the same

[flint elbow]

Ok

[oblique spire]

So

[tulip ravine]

I understood that more then 90% of the people that speak to me at my local pub

[flint elbow]

Ye, go ahead, say something funny. It must be funny or I'll be sad

[copper token]

Yeah, well they all got massive bonhonagahoogs, so I don't care

[tulip ravine]

After 8pm I just have to do the “yeah mate” “mad mate” and nod

[oblique spire]

true

[copper token]

Yeah, hard to do an accent over text, but I love slured british/scottish. It's like solving a jigsaw puzzle with words

[tulip ravine]

I’ll get fucking leatherd later and me and you can call then

I got a bottle of vodka and some whiskey

[copper token]

Hell yeah, puzzle time

I give a lot of shit to British people, but I love the Scottish

And the Irish, dunno if that rubs you the wrong way

[tulip ravine]

Mothers side is Irish lmao

[copper token]

I have a good bit of irish in me lol

But my roots are so American, I piss red white and blue

[tulip ravine]

always happens always will happen, Americans shit on British British shit on American, always been there when it matters tho and that’s it

[inland jackal]

Morning

[copper token]

We still support each other in war and hard times. It's like a weird Father/Son relationship

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-stalker-hello-chat-gif-26057082

[oblique spire]

pictures from last night with the boys

[tulip ravine]

Same with most of the former territories, dunno if you lot are still sore we burned the white house down but

Apart from I can’t remember where Tbf

[copper token]

I think I should play whatever this game is and just Goon out

[tulip ravine]

A English guy went some local said where you from

Guy said England

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008815362168598579/1125521652256616579/togif-18.gif

[tulip ravine]

The local said “stay here rule again”

[copper token]

I mean, that happened, yeah, but we kicked your asses right back out after, for the second time, so it was kind of a you win a little, you lose a little situation lol

[copper token]

Zoinked out of his gourd

[inland jackal]

2 Germans walk into a BAR

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[tulip ravine]

Ah well us and the french got yous back in Vietnam so it’s all good

[copper token]

Can we both agree to hate the french?

[tulip ravine]

Mate it’s in my blood

[copper token]

Brothers in French slander

[inland jackal]

That passe compose is the worst

[tulip ravine]

@copper token serious question

[copper token]

Great countryside, some good pastries, but bad cities and worse language.

[tulip ravine]

What is Americans opinions on our military like Fr cause icl I see conflicting stuff all the time lmao

One min I’m reading the Royal Marines pasted the marines over there, then I’m reading we are shit like wth make yer mind up

[inland jackal]

Had to learn that shit at 12yrs

[tulip ravine]

I learned French Spanish and a bit of a German in school

Can I remember anything? Can I fuck

[inland jackal]

Its like a lamb looking at a colorful door

[copper token]

You have a great military in my opinion, at least in your special forces operations. Your armed forces are a bit behind with a fair bit of your weaponry and vehicles, but over all still better than like, 90% of the world. The SAS are awesome, especially that one raid on the Iranian(?) embassy. Master class stuff.

[copper token]

Where are you from?

[inland jackal]

Srb

[thorny talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694719529535930468/1164861027792461874/B140782B-102F-41BE-9B94-8CE452E97E8D.gif?ex=6544c05f&is=65324b5f&hm=f7fda155ec16a195d6cb79673313c04faf9b598d41eda2e1868501a8bb984bc2&

[thorny talon]

my sincerest condolences

[inland jackal]

🇷🇸

[tulip ravine]

SAS are mint, can’t forget the SBS and SRS tho, overlooked alot of the time

[copper token]

Yeah, it's like how people forget about the Army Rangers all the time lol

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/im-terribly-sorry-my-boy-heimerdinger-arcane-im-sorry-apologies-gif-23774614

[oblique spire]

the funny

[inland jackal]

*wheeze

[visual stirrup]

Nobody knew about them until MW2 came out
"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!"

[tulip ravine]

Royal Marines and paras go hard, there a few videos from Afghan where people thought it was SF when it was just our inf

Well

[inland jackal]

Us marshals

[tulip ravine]

Slightly more elite inf

[copper token]

Paratroopers are crazy

Crazy cool, but also just crazy

[inland jackal]

Man i hate marshals

In payday 2

[tulip ravine]

The RM have to march 30 miles in like 8 hours

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

Absloute mad lads them lot

[copper token]

"How touching. Face the wall."

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

I’ll send you a add anyway, I can send you some shit from our army don’t wanna flood chat icl

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbycord-meme-esmbot-speed-arcane-gif-24082560

[copper token]

Here's a tip for anyone who finds themselves in a more rural state of the US. If it's a squad car, you might be in for some lip and maybe a ticket for whatever you did, and probably some "The laws are important" speech, but if you get pulled over by someone from the Sherriff's Department? You'll be fine, just be kind and considerate, but don't get wise, cause they'll wreck your shit

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-spongebob-epic-spongebob-speedrun-any-percent-geile-klöten-when-imposter-is-delicious-gif-19750086

[inland jackal]

Kot

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-banana-bat-gif-24680277

[inland jackal]

Thats the beer

Corona

[inland jackal]

Imagine if Mario was 3D

||bait for those who care||

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl0K0xmCRtI

[oblique spire]

Brainshart

2 or 3

this is very important

[inland jackal]

2.7

[warm fossil]

3

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-brony-neckbeard-gif-11220946

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CwhX4IR_oM

[oblique spire]

ty

[spiral stump]

dude thank god im on a brony
You ever been around a bunch of bronies?
Thank god im not fat and that I shower.

[copper token]

Good good, onions should only be smelled in the kitchen, not the convention

[inland jackal]

What about garlic

[copper token]

If you smell like garlic, I'd be both impressed and disgusted by your weird body

[inland jackal]

Funny how we here call garlic white onion and onion is black onion

[copper token]

That's odd

Considering onions are white

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1165135081443168256/1697542268637976.jpg?ex=6545bf9a&is=65334a9a&hm=e35c8bc8dca435a8637fcfefb1ab4b7672721d7c1b2f6659c42589d3b7d251d2&

[copper token]

Unless you're talking about red onions

[copper token]

baby!

[inland jackal]

For a non balkan yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447484918801629195/1165193232322408478/-8236319842899380630.mp4?ex=6545f5c2&is=653380c2&hm=740f23cc61601768d2a1acb598a7ff516d60eec8e9a1f2bac4f297cc150b0808&

[copper token]

Ah the Balkans. Full of countries people don't think about, and then Greece, which shows up in a few movies that people like

[inland jackal]

Disney animations do not count

[copper token]

Well then, greek culture shows up in few movies that people like

[inland jackal]

Examples?

Also isnt nike greece

[copper token]

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

A greek goddess

[spiral stump]

id perfer onions and garlic when we saw the G% movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n7UPP-dP1g

[inland jackal]

What about romania cause tate

[copper token]

Well that's a recent thing. Does Romania have a large Muslim pop., or is it just Tate?

[copper token]

What's up with the Egyptian mythology

[spiral stump]

CUM SEMEN, INCEST

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[inland jackal]

I think its over advertising

So ig tate

[spiral stump]

AND FUCKING YOUR DEAD BROTHER TO HAVE A BABY

[copper token]

Man, Polytheistic religions get weird

[copper token]

Gotcha

[inland jackal]

Tell that to indians

[copper token]

I would, but they would start trying to get me to use gift cards as a way to gyp me out of money

[inland jackal]

China on the other hand

Cant complain

[copper token]

China's religion is their dictator

[inland jackal]

Thats north Korea

But ig same country

[spiral stump]

FUCKing youtube man, I want to hear the uncencored story with the word CUM and SEX but no one wants to get demonitized cuz they all want the dolands

[inland jackal]

Sexoskeletons

[copper token]

Brother's trying to jack it to Egyptian mythology

You know there's a website for that right?

[spiral stump]

In one very bizarre struggle, Seth even tried to sleep with Horus. To this day, archaeologists are left befuddled as to why Seth tried to inseminate his seamen into Horus. According to the myth, Horus catches the seamen and casts it in the river. Horus then responds by smearing his own seamen on some lettuces and sets them before Seth. Since the lettuce was Seth’s favorite food, the god of chaos quickly munched on it.

[inland jackal]

Multiple even

I dont like YouTube now cause of that one song

Maroon 5 i got the moves like jagger

In the lyrics they had to censor the word shit

[copper token]

Inseminate his seaman
They didn't need to say it like that lol

[copper token]

One of the many reasons

[inland jackal]

Yea

[spiral stump]

The Lettuce Incident (NSFW)
LOL

[copper token]

The Lettuce Incident

https://tenor.com/view/ptsd-soldier-vietnam-war-moment-gif-18411634637446798395

[inland jackal]

2girls 1 container

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-scary-jumpscare-math-teacher-gif-25119908

[spiral stump]

Horus and Seth. The latter took advantage of this arrangement by stealthily making his way towards Horus’ bunk when everyone was asleep, and ejaculate on his body. But Horus had sensed the presence of Seth (and his intentions) and caught his semen in one hand, not letting it touch his body. When he told his mother about this, Isis quickly cut off his hand and threw it in the Nile. Meanwhile, she proceeded to collect her son’s semen and went to ask the gods’ gardener which of the vegetables he was growing were Seth’s favorite. The gardener pointed to the lettuce, and that was where Isis deposited Horus’ semen.

He then told everyone in attendance that he had “done the male’s work” on Horus and that this fact was proof enough that Seth would make a better king than Horus. But when he “called” his own seed, it replied from the middle of the river, not from Horus’ body as he had expected. Instead, when Isis stepped in to call her son’s semen out, it replied from Seth’s forehead. Thus it was apparent to everyone there that Seth had the “male’s work” done to him

CALLED OUT THE SEMEN

[solar obsidian]

hey hey, people

semen here

[stone blade]

You cold @solar obsidian

[inland jackal]

Its tourist

[solar obsidian]

she belong to the streets

[spiral stump]

i AM A receptical for HIP's semen

[inland jackal]

Hip is a femboy

[copper token]

"The male's work"
Hard work jacking on my fellow gods in an attempt to make myself look like a better king

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian @grizzled meadow @placid sail

[spiral stump]

well waman cant make semen bro, its the males work

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[spiral stump]

Sorry femmies

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

[copper token]

Women has boobs. no more no less

[solar obsidian]

milk is semen

[inland jackal]

No holes remain undisturbed

[copper token]

Not while I'm around

[spiral stump]

Every holes a goal UwU Now fuck me

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-arting-gif-25772363

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[inland jackal]

Bai

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-tf2-blackmesa-half-life-gif-25086360

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-phil-charlie-baker-it-seems-gay-gif-25094594

[inland jackal]

Jack Hoffmen

[copper token]

Iwana B. Lowyou

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/officialyongbok-cat-being-held-like-a-burger-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-7676949455246341117

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966037002942287942/1165037077092638790/IMG_0485.png?ex=65456454&is=6532ef54&hm=3825c9445cdeb7d12635bb41ddf80a9071371640c9a3170f7e253d001bf57ff6&

[glad carbon]

its an IDC kinda day

[copper token]

Is late, eepy time

[austere shadow]

You are burgerland commoner

[inland jackal]

Glove world

[copper token]

I don't get the reference so uh

[austere shadow]

[glad carbon]

burgerland=us america
even tho burgers are german food

[stone blade]

Who would win
Popeyes or Saitama

[inland jackal]

War crimes

[glad carbon]

popeyes biscuit

[mint mist]

hiiiiii ivan i love u!

[stone blade]

Hi maja

[inland jackal]

Popeyes. Those biscuits can't be defeated

[copper token]

Dunno where Kemek's from, but they can suck my star spangled schnuts

[stone blade]

Aha

[inland jackal]

What place is Popeyes

[glad carbon]

have you tried red lobster biscuits

[inland jackal]

A popeyes biscuit would solo goku

[inland jackal]

No, actually

[glad carbon]

red lobster biscuits are so good

popeyes food is just dry in general

chicken

bread

uhh

whatever else they have

[inland jackal]

Which is good that they're barely a thing over here

[stone blade]

Popeyes...the cartoon character

[inland jackal]

Ohhh

[inland jackal]

Well we've hijacked your question. It's about the biscuit.

[slender rock]

first rave experience 👀

I am slightly deaf

legs are sore

[inland jackal]

Thats why you should make rave at home

[slender rock]

home succs

atm

[warm fossil]

you're welcome

[inland jackal]

You got bed tho

[slender rock]

tru

[inland jackal]

Seems similar to a McDonald's worker experience.
Well. Minus the mental degradation after every shift but forget that.

[slender rock]

yes

also... the costumes since it was spooky rave

uhm

Yes.

[inland jackal]

McDonald's also has spooky costumes.

A red uniform

[slender rock]

this is also true

[inland jackal]

All i want for Christmas is you

[slender rock]

NOT YET FUCKER

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

KEEP HER FROZEN FOR A LITTLE LONGER

[inland jackal]

I'm glad I quit before I ever had to deal with that

[slender rock]

A local gaming fren in the local gaming group that is for the whole city @quartz ridge WHY ARE YOU NOT IN SCPG

[uncut obsidian]

same

[slender rock]

wtf

[uncut obsidian]

People seem to have nightmares from that song

[inland jackal]

I dont want to set the world on fire

[inland jackal]

Banger

[slender rock]

Just want to set a fire in your Kitchen because

[inland jackal]

Me when McDonald's

[slender rock]

now the bread is on fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[inland jackal]

Im the type of guy that would never settle down

Where pretty girls are, you know that im around

[slender rock]

there was a bit of a moshpit in the rave

when KorN got played

[inland jackal]

I've never wanted to throw a cup of water into scalding hot oil in my fucking life.

[slender rock]

[inland jackal]

This look like ordinary fly right?

Until you look at different angle

[inland jackal]

Squomsh

[inland jackal]

Frfr

[ruby minnow]

i love listening to scary stories while sleeping

[inland jackal]

Same

[ruby minnow]

not being able to sleep because of being scared af is so great

[inland jackal]

Country roads

[inland jackal]

Actually I listen to scary stories pretty much any chance I get

[inland jackal]

Overdone song

Lol

What about

Rocket 69

[slender rock]

my fucking calves are cramped

AAAAA

[inland jackal]

Get a grip

[slender rock]

brother I can barely get a handle on my life

I also almost fell on a poor short woman I think idk

someone pushed past tonight like DAMN SON

it was packed

[inland jackal]

Listen to some hydrogen

[inland jackal]

Das a concert

[slender rock]

it's at a place where they have concerts yes

[stone blade]

Relationships should be 50/50
She lives in my walls
I feed her snacks and humans

[slender rock]

yes

[haughty shore]

she molests you at night ? and lays eggs once every 3 years

[inland jackal]

And you give mcdonalds and its employees

[stone blade]

Sure

[haughty shore]

Then you cant face the shame of being sexually abused , so to cope with the pain you join the military to take all the shame , guilt and pain in your life to go abroad and trade it for blood.

[pale ingot]

hello brainfart
bleeding damage or heavy attack buff

actually thinking about it long term the attack buff goes harder

[inland jackal]

Hi ham

Do you remember me from last week?

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-billy-herrington-gachi-muscles-gif-16537151

no

[inland jackal]

I was in your walls at that time

[pale ingot]

cool

[inland jackal]

You gotta unsqueak your doors fam

https://youtu.be/0iiKNn3Ds3M?si=_1OU4SXmTpNUzbsC

[stone blade]

She want me to chase her?
Hoe I'm not the police

[ashen saddle]

you skipped some algebra here, make sure you show the entirety of the simplification i.e. P(|0>) = |<0|ψ>|² = |<0|√(3/8) |0> + √(5/8) |1>|² = |√(3/8)|² = (3/8). You’re getting the right answer, but by showing your work you communicate to your TA / professor that you properly understand orthogonality. Remember that the dot product of two orthogonal vectors is zero

[pale ingot]

peak skyrim experience, already stole like 5000 objects

[inland jackal]

Im sure item collecting is crucial in Bethesda games

[placid sail]

hell yeah brother 💪

[inland jackal]

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!

[weak jackal]

basalisk jumpscare

[solar obsidian]

[open turret]

[lilac kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/flcl-mamimi-gif-20508986

[tranquil cedar]

His eyes are down there

[solar obsidian]

why does he have tits on his head?

[glad carbon]

real

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538065117678403584/1163280696354295818/Screenshot_20220305-143337_YouTube.png?ex=653f0092&is=652c8b92&hm=e9419676c5fe1b3dd9200ba492f5e7eebde375d8d570247ebe11b736b2341d0b&

[tranquil cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/joedamaggio/status/1715276161691873710?t=B3C0LOuAu9FotAL6mYnJaw&s=19

[weak jackal]

dummy weakspot to fool predators

[runic kernel]

Hi Sleepy Hi Delight

[solar obsidian]

quite effective

[solar obsidian]

ok 🤝

[inland jackal]

Hi

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hello there

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[thorny talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hellochad-cat-gif-23901849

[lime dew]

terrifying

[runic kernel]

Hi Usagi Hi Syno Hi [BLANK] Hi ivan

[quartz ridge]

Scpg?

[uncut obsidian]

scp, g

[shadow wyvern]

stormbound mentioned

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/josiah-spackman-digibyte-dgb-gangsta-gangster-gif-19339087

[inland jackal]

Yes

I remember when i had 707 base health in ranked

Game took away 3h of my life

[shadow wyvern]

whew

[inland jackal]

Not whole game, just that match in particular

Have you checked our server

[shadow wyvern]

I'm just hardstuck at bronze with my pirate meme deck

don't play a lot

[inland jackal]

I got a service there yk

Im the manager there
Service is called deck request

[remote vine]

Hello catboah

[inland jackal]

You tell us what you want for your deck to have and we try to make a template that you will of course change a bit depending on matchups you have

[slender rock]

right

[slender rock]

DMS

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ej-lebin-fortnite-kids-dance-gif-15869749

[inland jackal]

Truly

[eager igloo]

L

[inland jackal]

Fun fact

SwawS

[solar obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[inland jackal]

Bite of 87

[glad carbon]

ok

[remote vine]

🤝

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiihiiiiiii

[solar obsidian]

went back in time

[mint mist]

hiiii

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[mint mist]

look i drew a cat for u

[solar obsidian]

he looks asian

[mint mist]

yes hei s

[robust cove]

Holy fuck

[solar obsidian]

ah

[robust cove]

Amazing

[solar obsidian]

well, thank you 👍

[robust cove]

Who are you

[cosmic notch]

My plan is comming in action...

[mint mist]

hq720.jpg

[mint mist]

scary

[robust cove]

Bringing back mlg videos

[mint mist]

p!avatar @naive jackal

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for timmothyturban

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[mint mist]

[solar obsidian]

i totally trust this person 👍

[robust cove]

What

[mint mist]

surely that is exactly his plan

[robust cove]

Idk what you're talking about

[mint mist]

he's gonna send u the mountain dew virus but actually a virus this time

[robust cove]

Maja being a casual schizo epicly

[cosmic notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mlg-snoop-dogg-doritos-mountaun-dew-yolo-gif-14326298

[pastel quartz]

Sopa de macaco

Uma delicia

[mint mist]

ugly

poop liquid

stomach acid ass liquid

[pastel quartz]

Its boiling you troglodyte

[mint mist]

ok?? and?

[pastel quartz]

And suck my ass

[mint mist]

no

ur kinda disgusting

[pastel quartz]

Yes

You will

[mint mist]

ew?..

[thorny talon]

hi brainfarrt

[mint mist]

hiiiiii

[thorny talon]

bye brainfart

[mint mist]

i love u

[thorny talon]

hiii hello

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/833826951423983656.gif?size=48&name=sap_Hi&quality=lossless

[mint mist]

yayyyyyy

[mint mist]

i dont understand, i was never at starbucks

[robust cove]

I know you weren't

[mint mist]

do they have subway in poland?

[robust cove]

Looks good af honestly, better post it in #🥘food tho, people in here only eat mcdonalds chicken nuggets

[mint mist]

also, is subway actually in subways? or is it a dogshit name

[robust cove]

I hope not

[mint mist]

why not

isnt it good?

it sounds better than starbucks

[pastel quartz]

Its paprika filled with minced meat and rice and onios, with potato on top

[robust cove]

Most people will say it's overpriced dog shit sandwiches

[mint mist]

aw

[robust cove]

Starbucks is a coffe shop, wtf does that have to do with subway?

[mint mist]

i mean across all the fast food shops

[robust cove]

It's not fast food???

[mint mist]

ughhhhhh

restaurants then, gosh

what a difference

[robust cove]

That sounds amazing and I am jealous

[mint mist]

just make it urself then? duh

[robust cove]

COFFE SHOP HEADASS

[mint mist]

its a shop where you buy food they make for you, thats my point

[thorny talon]

i need starbuck

[robust cove]

Are you talking about subway or starbucks?

[thorny talon]

i have been awake since 9 am of yesterday

[mint mist]

coffee sucks, idk why would anybody go for it

[thorny talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1107194419423219722.gif?size=48&name=spunchbob&quality=lossless

[mint mist]

overall, starbucks, mcdonald, every shop like that

[robust cove]

I hate you so much fr

[thorny talon]

why r u so mean to me

[inland jackal]

Afternoon

[mint mist]

sorry im allergic to cofee

[robust cove]

That is retarded, starbucks is a coffe shop

Not fast food

[mint mist]

jesus christ im talking that acrfoss all the shops like that i'd neverf pick starbucvks
there is no other famous enough shops, across all major food/water/coffee shops/restaurants i would never pick starbucks

[thorny talon]

mornin

[robust cove]

Than dont say it sucks lmao

[mint mist]

it does suck for me tho?

[robust cove]

BUT THEY ARE NOT STORES "like that" you are comparing a fucking burger place to a coffe place comparing them at all is fucking stupid

[crimson flame]

FIGHR FIGHT FIGHT

[robust cove]

Then say you cant have coffe, not that it sucks, thats why people be annoyed at you sometimes lol bcs of your wording

[robust cove]

Man stfu

[mint mist]

but it does suck, and i do mean it

[robust cove]

Go back to the cave voltaire

[thorny talon]

man i could go for some burger tank rn

[mint mist]

even if i wouldnt be allergic to it, the taste or usefullness of it, sucks

[thorny talon]

i could go for a bbq bacon burger

[mint mist]

fatg bitfgchb

[thorny talon]

a large order of fries

an orange soda with no ice

[robust cove]

Maybe for you but people still drink it all over the world

[thorny talon]

and a piece of hot apple pie

[mint mist]

ok?

i just said it sucks

[placid sail]

fortnite battle pass

[mint mist]

isnt starbucks also overpriced as shit? i heard that

[robust cove]

Yeah it is lol

[mint mist]

aw

[mint mist]

palvo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiiiiii

[placid sail]

I could go for that curly fries right now

[mint mist]

fat bitch

wwhuhhhhhhhh

[mint mist]

help meeeeeee

[placid sail]

I am borderline underweight

[mint mist]

fat bitch

[thorny talon]

not after those fries you wont

[placid sail]

the Lord gave me permission to eat until my liver fails

[torpid jewel]

fat bitch

[thorny talon]

fat bitch

[mint mist]

see

p[pajnka is right

y

[mint mist]

ily

[placid sail]

collective gaslighting

[torpid jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1132000941223198753/ezgif-2-b9e8a376f7.gif

[placid sail]

y'all are probably actually fat and just trying to sublimate by bullying poor old busy

[torpid jewel]

im actually underweight

not just borderline

[mint mist]

sameeeeeeee

[torpid jewel]

[thorny talon]

im actually a beast

or so told me my doctor

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-mrbeast6000-jimmy-jimmy-beast-jimmy-donaldson-gif-17656972774344912472

[mint mist]

omgg trueeeee, i knew a guy that was like that about iphones

[inland jackal]

Thats just cursed

(Mr breast gif)

[mint mist]

hes cute

[placid sail]

you just hating on peak male body

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1165231985048952842/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2023-10-21T175856.979_scaled_13x_minified.gif?ex=654619da&is=6533a4da&hm=bd04924945395ceee700d87fa0a05b81ded86866074f8110014bdfee8ccd0dd1&

[torpid jewel]

gaming

[mint mist]

femboy sleeves

[placid sail]

drinking ipa is pretty femboy too

peak brainfart

[torpid jewel]

yeah i know that's why i bought it

never drank ipa before

[placid sail]

man

I'd drink a spaten right about now

BUT I CAN'T

FUCK

[thorny talon]

this is me when im when me this is when me im when

[inland jackal]

Cursed that hes alone

[mint mist]

whats that creature

oh its just a shadow of a normal bug

no it isnt

idk

[inland jackal]

Millipede

[mint mist]

uglyyyyy

[thorny talon]

that's bobby

dont be mean to bobby

[inland jackal]

Bob

[mint mist]

i'd kill bobby

[thorny talon]

wow

[inland jackal]

Arent those milipedes and centipedes like almost harmless

[mint mist]

doesnt matter

[remote vine]

these things roll into a circle if you touch them

[inland jackal]

To humans

[thorny talon]

centipedes arent

millipedes are i think

[mint mist]

so are you saying that they dont deserve death?

[patent ginkgo]

One is venomous, the other isn't, nobody can ever remember which is which

[inland jackal]

No?

[mint mist]

ok, do humans deserve death then?

[inland jackal]

They usually feast on insects that do deserve death

[glad carbon]

thats crazy

[inland jackal]

It all depends thoe

[mint mist]

even a single human will create so much pollution its insane

[inland jackal]

Depends if the subject is hostile and hostility isnt to be cured

[uncut obsidian]

man das craaaaazy

[patent ginkgo]

Depends if they're a furry or not

[mint mist]

madi!!! hiiiiii

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/busy-working-hard-computer-hen-funny-gif-14264194

[thorny talon]

millipedes look like little guys
centipedes look like demons

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[inland jackal]

Now that i approve

[mint mist]

they look the same

[glad carbon]

@odd sail hiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scutigera-house-centipede-centipede-bug-insect-gif-26297728

we used to have those at our home constantly

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/5TG515U

[thorny talon]

no they dont

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[mint mist]

they do

[glad carbon]

they all have a bunch of legs and they all get stomped on

like silverfish

[placid sail]

death crawler and mini death crawler

[glad carbon]

or other crawling bugs

[uncut obsidian]

silverfish only appear near end portals

[thorny talon]

one looks roundy the other looks sharpy

[patent ginkgo]

If it has more than 6 legs I'm killing it

[glad carbon]

no they appear in places with lots of books and glue and uhmmm

i think carpets too

[patent ginkgo]

That's simply too many legs to live

[mint mist]

silverfish is a thing irl?

[placid sail]

so you're gonna kill hors

[uncut obsidian]

i mean sure, there's libraries in end strongholds

[inland jackal]

And mountains

[glad carbon]

you aint just dumb, you DUMB dumb

[thorny talon]

yeah check under your mattress tonight

[uncut obsidian]

but they appear specifically near the end portal

[mint mist]

i know but can u respodn to my question

[thorny talon]

have they made a mod that lets you pick up silverfish

[placid sail]

wait there is end portal irl? 😱

[inland jackal]

I found some silverfish in palettes i disassembled yesterday

[uncut obsidian]

yee

[glad carbon]

yeah

[mint mist]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

at 0,0 coordinates

[patent ginkgo]

I know silverfish are a real thing but I have no idea what they are

[placid sail]

at yo mom's house ayooooo

[inland jackal]

Ecuador

[uncut obsidian]

these mfs already beat the ender dragon tho

[mint mist]

WTFFFFFFFFF

THEY ARE REAL

EWWWWWWW

[glad carbon]

they keep eating the glue on my hardcover books so I gotta massacre em everytime I see one

[mint mist]

theyre so ugly

[uncut obsidian]

Server is old asf

[inland jackal]

I have a debate

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-silverfish-funny-undoubting-gif-21567613

[placid sail]

(irl silverfish)

[uncut obsidian]

cute

[inland jackal]

French and spanish are the same language

[mint mist]

ugly

[placid sail]

wrong, french isn't real

[glad carbon]

italian too

[inland jackal]

Its an illusion to non spanish speakers

[glad carbon]

[mint mist]

when did they make end portals flat and fully white, unless somebody acputed that silverfish in like a water bucke

[thorny talon]

i remember i saw one of these things crawling on my bed and before i killed it it crawled back inside the mattress
i have a new bedroom now

[mint mist]

the only thing i could see in my bedroom was spiders, there are no other creaturas

[uncut obsidian]

we had small silverfish in our basement

like reeeeallly small

[mint mist]

probably might be because spiders kill everything because i made a pact with them

[uncut obsidian]

5-10mm

[placid sail]

Earwigs, house centipedes, and spiders such as the spitting spider Scytodes thoracica are known to be predators of silverfish

acquire house centipede

no more silverfish

ez

[inland jackal]

I had smaller

[uncut obsidian]

is this a cock measuring contest

[placid sail]

that's what she said ayo

[thorny talon]

that was the first and last time i saw one

[inland jackal]

Kinda

[thorny talon]

wait is it

fuck yeah

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[inland jackal]

Anyway those industrial palettes are going into the fire this winter

[mint mist]

shiny eyses

[inland jackal]

Sexoskeletons

[inland jackal]

Dont make me give you free healthcare

[uncut obsidian]

man im goated

[patent ginkgo]

With the sauce?

[thorny talon]

with a little bit of swag maybe

[inland jackal]

Swagmaster69696969

[thorny talon]

canadian or british

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857454880284082196/1163012991944503326/RPReplay_Final1697354267.mov?ex=653e0741&is=652b9241&hm=093b61498785c523d7f82075f4215a86a24bab6a5bd9d33b7603a6162b8ace48&

[inland jackal]

Neither thankfully

[remote vine]

exaggerated swagger

[inland jackal]

Imagine cloaker in cs

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857454880284082196/1162918921951776778/wandi1time-14-10-2023-0001.mp4?ex=653dafa4&is=652b3aa4&hm=c121321af85a9e09eaad676cccd76edc58bf5f650353b7af072a7b1d2123453f&

[inland jackal]

Sounds familiar

Why does it have headcrab vibes

[uncut obsidian]

the last of us

[inland jackal]

Never watched

[uncut obsidian]

it's a game