🎪bruh-fart

[hot snow]

based

[robust cove]

I thought skodas didn't spawn in Bulgaria

[hot snow]

it's romania bother

[narrow lotus]

are u blind motherfucker

[stone blade]

when my family was bringing my luggage to this apartment I live we parked outside and some guy comes out and says "GET OUT YOU PARKED INFRONT OF MY GARAGE I WILL CALL POLICE"
my dad says "its for 15 minutes until we take off the luggage and we take off" " NO I DONT CARE THIS IS MY GARAGE YOU ARE TRESPASSING I"M CALLING POLICE RN"

[robust cove]

Mb

[stone blade]

in my home town there is the main building. theres a xray building. theres rehabilitation building(idk what they do in there probably lightkeeper sex)
and cancer treatment building

[robust cove]

In Republic of Congo*

[stone blade]

they also have the sheets cleaning building

[hot snow]

bro can't they just fit that in a hospital

[stone blade]

no

[hot snow]

why not

[stone blade]

hospital was already massive

[robust cove]

What the fuck are you talking about

[stone blade]

pavlo not reading

the hospital is as big as 3 apartment buildings bro

[hot snow]

pavlo on his blind mindset

[stone blade]

its like 12 stories tall

[narrow lotus]

they did the same to me when i parked my car , and i told the old lady , what gate? you mean these fucking pipes glued togheter? is this legal? does the mayor know you extended your yard without permission?

and she left

I won

[robust cove]

I didn't say that to you headass

[stone blade]

also I forgot the psych ward they have ( I live there)

[stone blade]

speech 100

[hot snow]

so they have so much shit that they just can't fit the rest?

[stone blade]

lemme show you

[hot snow]

sounds like a skill issue

[hot snow]

mayor?

[narrow lotus]

This is the Hospital in Constanta

[hot snow]

does București have a mayor

[stone blade]

all of this

is hospital space

all of thos red tile buildigns and the big one up top

are hospitals

for different shit

[narrow lotus]

it has 5

and they are all useless and fight each other like dogs

Hunger Games

[hot snow]

how many people need hospitalizing in Bulgaria bruh

[stone blade]

yes.

he doesnt know

[hot snow]

certified bucurești moment

[narrow lotus]

30% are drunk ppl but because healthcare is free

they go there

[stone blade]

here you eat the wrong tomato you die

[narrow lotus]

and they ahve to help them

it's the law

[stone blade]

true true

[hot snow]

bulgarian law go ham

then again I can't really speak

[stone blade]

mhm

[hot snow]

we have gypsies

🚸

[stone blade]

omg same

I hate them so much its unreal

[hot snow]

same

[stone blade]

never ask a man his salary
a woman her age
Bulgarians and Romanians what they think of gypsies.

NEVER

[hot snow]

and the average romanian is so damn braindead that they give the gypsies free money and shit cause they think it absolves their sins or some shit

[narrow lotus]

(and Hungarians)

[hot snow]

I'm not even joking

[stone blade]

those too

[stone blade]

ITS THE SAME HERE OMG

[robust cove]

That is the dumbest question yet ngl

[stone blade]

EVERYONE THINKS THAT

iedy and I said it earlier

[hot snow]

same mindsets brother

[stone blade]

here you look at a person for more than 10 seconds

you get stabbd

[stone blade]

[robust cove]

Thanking God another day for being polish

[hot snow]

pavlo stop being negative its hurts me

[stone blade]

so its not a surprise that someone got beaten up because they said hi to the wrong person

[hot snow]

pretty much the same here

[stone blade]

aha

[hot snow]

except here they'll just start harrasing you

not quite as crazy

[stone blade]

you mean a femboy?

[robust cove]

But that is the most question I'm sorry

[hot snow]

okey

[uncut obsidian]

same here

[robust cove]

I'd rather hear jokes about polish ppl clapping on planes again, fr hate that joke even started

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMD7TPpRGVw this song plays whenever you go outside

[hot snow]

every country has it's own bogus stereotype

[stone blade]

ours is racism

💪 🇧🇬

no joke

[hot snow]

well ours is racism aswell but it's not necessarily bogus

[robust cove]

It was 100% made by americans as well, and they just say it about any easter european country too

[hot snow]

cause most romanians are incredibly racist

[stone blade]

pavlo is my favourite polish femboy

in game

[robust cove]

Genuinely stop I hate that

[stone blade]

[hot snow]

he said in game it's ok

[stone blade]

same

[hot snow]

man romanians are pretty similar to bulgarians

[robust cove]

Both poor

[hot snow]

it's almost like we're on the same part of the planet

[stone blade]

WE ARE NEIGHBOURS

[hot snow]

exactly

[stone blade]

I can take the train rn if I wanted to

and visit iedy

[hot snow]

not me tho

[stone blade]

Tarkov LAN party

[hot snow]

you won't make jt

without getting robbed

[stone blade]

true

[hot snow]

iedy is easy to get to cause Bucharest is popular

[glad carbon]

u can leave

[hot snow]

Zalău is not at all popular

so

[robust cove]

Tell that to Grok you fucking degenerate

[stone blade]

I go buy monster

[hot snow]

ok go buy monster

[robust cove]

Have fun

[glad carbon]

[hot snow]

I forgot I actually was in Bulgaria once as a kid

too bad I don't remember anything

[robust cove]

He would literally kill you with his own hands if he saw that shit being posted again

[glad carbon]

maybe

[robust cove]

Yum

[hot snow]

the second brainfart purge be like :

[robust cove]

It would be like a third at this point I'd say

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-eating-spaghetti-will-smith-spaghetti-ai-gif-12546117032276153065

[hot snow]

must've missed the first then

or second

[robust cove]

Plus there is nothing to really purge

[placid sail]

you idiots

[robust cove]

Just a few people starting furry posting again

[placid sail]

Grok isn't against lgbt shit

[hot snow]

im idiot

[placid sail]

Grok is against hornyposting and femboy thirsting

[robust cove]

I never said that???

[glad carbon]

nuh uh, the gif says YOURE the furry

[robust cove]

And that is what I'm talking about genius

What are you on

[placid sail]

why do you hate gауs so much pavlo wtf

[glad carbon]

pavlo hates gays SMH

[robust cove]

WHAT?

[placid sail]

smh

[hot snow]

damn pavlo you can't be that outs pocket

[glad carbon]

see

smh pavlo

[royal hound]

blud stole the slab

[robust cove]

Nah I just hate furry posting

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/returntheslab-gif-13914588

[robust cove]

NOOOOO

[hot snow]

I love that this is in the background of this specific discussion

[robust cove]

True

[royal hound]

you're welcome

[glad carbon]

have you guys tried uhh

[robust cove]

Coke?

[glad carbon]

jigsawpuzzles.io

[placid sail]

dude seriously rizzed the girl with "it's coarse and gets everywhere" shit

[robust cove]

[glad carbon]

makin a puzzle rn

[hot snow]

sounds like some boomer shit

[hot snow]

ok that's gonna give me some kinda eye disfunction

that's fucking with me so much

[glad carbon]

1015 pieces

[robust cove]

Can you zoom in at all?

[hot snow]

it's how uneven and unorderly that image is

it's making me unsettled

[glad carbon]

yeah

up to like this

[robust cove]

Hm

I'd just give up and watch yt or something

[hot snow]

make just do a real puzzle

you're gonna be staring at your screen for hours

[stone blade]

aha

[hot snow]

bro how big is that fucking can

[stone blade]

yes

[hot snow]

it's almost twice the size of your hand

[robust cove]

What flavour

[placid sail]

at this point, I would have been unironically concerned for Ivan's health, but he lives in Bulgaria anyway so

[stone blade]

cum

[robust cove]

Of course

The Greek flavour

[glad carbon]

ivan's favorite

[hot snow]

I was concerned a while ago

but he's still alive

[hot snow]

so he's probably just built different

[storm stream]

the inside of a sink pipe at a chemistry lab

[placid sail]

dude shanked seven people in the bus on his way to uni alone, burning his heart out with energy drinks is the least of his concerns

[eager igloo]

It is said that there are traces of blood in Ivan's caffeine system

[stone blade]

fam

I have blood in my coffeine system what do you think? @placid sail @hot snow

[robust cove]

NOT THE CURSE OF RA

[royal hound]

blud forgot to return the slab

[hot snow]

I think like 2-3% of it is blood

maybe

[stone blade]

yes

I wonder if I will get caffeine withdrawl if I didn't drink coffee and monster

[placid sail]

scientists should study you before you inevitably die in a huge knife fight in the mall over some fresh bread

[hot snow]

you wonder?

[stone blade]

nah I will

[placid sail]

you will probably just implode the moment you stop taking caffeine

[stone blade]

most definitely

[hot snow]

brother you should be surprised if you dont

[stone blade]

aha

[robust cove]

You WILL piss out a fucking boulder at some point

[stone blade]

lewis hamilton monster good

[hot snow]

actually I'm curious what would happen if someone with this much caffeine in their system would just suddenly stop getting caffeine

like realistically

what would happen

[eager igloo]

Massive crash

[hot snow]

well that much is clear

but would that be it?

[stone blade]

Death

not really

[hot snow]

not fully out of the question

[storm stream]

eepy for several days

[stone blade]

the chance is low but never zero

[hot snow]

yes

[hot snow]

no shit brother

but other than the eepy

[placid sail]

brain adapts to all sort of shit, if Ivanko survives the cumster energy withdrawal, eventually his body will morph back into caffeine-free functioning

[eager igloo]

Caffeine increases production of adrenaline, so if you desensitise yourself to it and suddenly get much less of it

[placid sail]

(probably in a month or two)

[eager igloo]

I think dilatation of blood vessels and anemia are in order

[storm stream]

constipation mby? idk

[stone blade]

alo myshinka

❤️

[eager igloo]

So massive eepy, in worst case coma probably

Aloo

[placid sail]

lmao

[stone blade]

sounds fun

[eager igloo]

But idk I'm not a doctor

[hot snow]

if I ever wanna find out for real I'll just find out where Ivan lives and tie him to a chair in my basement for a few days

[placid sail]

guys its caffeine not heroin

he's not gonna fall into coma, just have some shitty time during withdrawal

[eager igloo]

All depends on dose

[stone blade]

I drink a monster a day

[eager igloo]

Coffee + energy drink is still within limits

[stone blade]

I'd prefer if a hot goth woman did that

[tulip ravine]

Idk why yous even drink monster

[stone blade]

why not

[tulip ravine]

It does fuck all and taste like cat piss

[stone blade]

no it doesnt

[hot snow]

how do you know I'm not a hot goth woman

[eager igloo]

One a day is not too bad

[stone blade]

are you a hot goth woman?

[hot snow]

no I'm romanian

[eager igloo]

In case of monster I'd worry more about hipervitaminosis

[hot snow]

those don't exist here

[stone blade]

there yo ugo

[hot snow]

well I wasn't gonna lie

[stone blade]

myshinka over here being a certified doctor

ok bro

[tulip ravine]

16oz can has more sugar then daily recommendation

[stone blade]

she bout to diagnose me with no bitches syndrome

[tulip ravine]

Diabetes alert

[hot snow]

myshinka is a little too invested in what would happen

you might get tied up by them before me ivan

[stone blade]

myshinka wants me dead

confirmed

[eager igloo]

Noooo :c

[stone blade]

aha

[hot snow]

I'm sure a lot of people do

[placid sail]

because myshinka is a Mercedes car

you two are natural enemies

[eager igloo]

Hate german cars

Yuckie

[stone blade]

I don't hate benzes

[robust cove]

Literall Ivan with no monster for 30 minutes

[storm stream]

[stone blade]

I'm still alive so

[hot snow]

ye for now

you never know

[eager igloo]

In poland german car drivers are worst creatures you can find on a road

[storm stream]

there you go

[stone blade]

forgot myshinka is polish

[storm stream]

drivers not the cars

[stone blade]

she one of the only people that could probably harm me

[placid sail]

I swear there is nobody but Polish twinks in brainfart during the day

[hot snow]

why only her

[stone blade]

hey!

[hot snow]

it only takes one knife wound to make you bleed out

[stone blade]

brother I'm bulgarian

youre the one with the knife in you

[hot snow]

oh that's right

built different

I forgot mb

[eager igloo]

Bulgarians are knifeproof

[placid sail]

nah

Ivanko is vulnerable to knives

[stone blade]

Tea and beans people dont have shit on us

[hot snow]

if only british people could inherit that

[placid sail]

usually he won't be

[hot snow]

how many stereotype jokes can we make

[placid sail]

but any puncture will make the cumster energy leak from his body

[stone blade]

Maybe if its from a hot goth chick

I will allow her

[hot snow]

it'll be like pure radiation pooling out of his wound

[placid sail]

the best we can do is some pakistani dude from UK

[eager igloo]

Self destruct protocol

Once hurt irradiate everyone in vicinity

[stone blade]

Yes

[hot snow]

that's the Ivan way

my way is to pull the pin on the nade I carry on me at all times

[placid sail]

is nade a Polish code word for buttplug

[robust cove]

There are 2 in total in brainfart, or 3

[hot snow]

I wouldn't know

[placid sail]

I think the number is bigger

[hot snow]

cause I'm not polish

[placid sail]

aren't you?

huh

[hot snow]

not everyone is polish byzantine

[stone blade]

He is romanian

[robust cove]

Others are just not polish

[placid sail]

you can't convince me with that

I'm only sure in Ivanko, cos he's Romanian

[eager igloo]

Mattie was ejected right?

[robust cove]

[hot snow]

I can show you my ID

[stone blade]

Romanians and Bulgarians being professional racists 💪 🇷🇴 🇧🇬 💪

[hot snow]

real

[hot snow]

from where

the server?

[eager igloo]

From server

[hot snow]

what'd he do

[placid sail]

I don't need your stolen ID

[eager igloo]

Left while muted I think

He was a fun little goose

[stone blade]

myshnka youre a fun little goose

[hot snow]

funny stealing stereotype joke hahahaha

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471

[eager igloo]

I'm a rat, but thank you

[stone blade]

I didnt ask

you are what I call you to be

[eager igloo]

Goign to ladybug shop do you guys need anythinh

[placid sail]

I don't know your nationality so it's not racist

[stone blade]

croissant

[placid sail]

just me being a general dick to populace

[hot snow]

my nationality is racism

[stone blade]

with the way bz11 talks

he will not survive a day in bulgaria

trust me

[placid sail]

welcome to brainfart son

you're home

[hot snow]

yay

[stone blade]

MY NATIONALITY , MY HOBBY , MY PRIDE , AND MY TRADITION

[hot snow]

[robust cove]

Froggie shop better but expensive

[placid sail]

not looking forward to playing tarkov anytime soon, thanks

[eager igloo]

Croissants are on sale yay

[robust cove]

[eager igloo]

Aww only if I buy 3

[stone blade]

get me a croissant myshinka

[robust cove]

Who tf buys 3 croissants

[stone blade]

one for me , one for her and one for her mom idk

[robust cove]

Even netto has better sales

[placid sail]

I would like a croissant if it's with chocolate

otherwise no thanks

[hot snow]

bro if a piece of machinery thanks me for spending money I'm fucking breaking it

that's some Canada shit

[patent ginkgo]

Netto

[robust cove]

I work in master data for them

[storm stream]

wow havent seen those in a long while

[robust cove]

For the danish part tho

[patent ginkgo]

I wasn't aware Netto was still around, they shut down here years ago

[robust cove]

Uk?

[patent ginkgo]

Yeah

[robust cove]

Yeah, only Poland Germany and Denmark now

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes99.funnyjunk.com/movies/Turbo_70cae7_10994253.mp4

[patent ginkgo]

My only memory of Netto is going there once as a kid and the entire shop absolutely reeked of urine

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833456645555093514/843554272405618719/tenor.gif

[robust cove]

Accurate

Netto did buy out Tesco here in poland tho

I don't know if that's an improvement or not tho

[patent ginkgo]

Tesco is one of the nicer supermarkets here without being in posh cunt territory

[robust cove]

Ah

I have no memories of Tesco tbh

[patent ginkgo]

I fucking hate posh cunt supermarkets, like Waitrose. Tesco is mostly as good but aren't stuck up about it

Fucking Waitrose won't open a supermarket anywhere near my city because it might "hurt their public image"

[eager igloo]

Who tf bought out all the corn

[tulip ravine]

Tesco is shit

Asda on top

[storm stream]

doesnt go to a supermarket
hates it

[patent ginkgo]

I hate it because they're stuck up cunts

[tulip ravine]

I remember netto tho, rip them yellow trolleys

Got turned into a Asda

[patent ginkgo]

Refusing to open a store in a city because you think it would hurt your public image is the most upper class bullshit

[gloomy wraith]

I feel the same about m&s

[tulip ravine]

Brit?

[patent ginkgo]

Yeah

Northern at that

[tulip ravine]

Good lad

Same la

Well

North west to be exact

[patent ginkgo]

Oh shit Scouser?

[tulip ravine]

Nahh manc

[sullen osprey]

Repent

[patent ginkgo]

I'm afraid we must now be enemies

[tulip ravine]

Why

[placid sail]

the pebble

[patent ginkgo]

I'm a scouser

[tulip ravine]

Oh well I’m not manc manc

[patent ginkgo]

[tulip ravine]

Wigan mate

[final cedar]

fight

fight

fight

[patent ginkgo]

Oh fucking hell that's even worse

[gloomy wraith]

Lol

[tulip ravine]

Tbf it’s not too bad

Could be worse

Could be from Yorkshire

[eager igloo]

@stone blade

Ur quaso

[final cedar]

here catch 🫴 🔪

[robust cove]

Too bad I didn't work in that time, at least I'd talk with people that know english

[patent ginkgo]

I've been to Wigan once and some old drunk guy shit in a bus stop right next to everyone

[tulip ravine]

That’s just classic Wigan

[robust cove]

Epic polish Bruk

[final cedar]

shank him

[tulip ravine]

It’s shithole but

Fuck me it’s funny

The real question is

[tulip ravine]

What colour are ya red or blue

[patent ginkgo]

Red

[tulip ravine]

Oh fuck sake

we deffo have to fight now

Unless the manc lot get involved then we unite

[thorny talon]

KILL

[robust cove]

Political, or bluds and crips

[patent ginkgo]

I'll get my mums best kitchen knife

[tulip ravine]

Ironic we play eachother tomorrow isnt it

[patent ginkgo]

Football

[tulip ravine]

Football

[robust cove]

Ah, so pure violence

[patent ginkgo]

I'm not all that into football anyway

[tulip ravine]

Neither

I’m more rugby league

[gloomy wraith]

Worse

[tulip ravine]

Piss off

[gloomy wraith]

No

[tulip ravine]

Just cause I don’t watch fucking kick and clap

[gloomy wraith]

Nothing wrong with watching men feeling eachother up, I just don't like that shit

[tulip ravine]

You don’t seem to have a problem with holding yer spoon over a lighter at Wetherspoons on the weekend

It’s swings and roundabouts really

@patent ginkgo laffy get the choons on

[royal hound]

MY WORK IS DONE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283036583970603010/1164868377974685817/PHARAOHS_CURSE_VADER.png?ex=6544c737&is=65325237&hm=f92bbeff3588aaa4e27b262262c99a3cdd931f8ea4dbb468b11e333a084759ed&

[gloomy wraith]

Hahaha, I'm too busy blacking out drunk to do that

[tulip ravine]

Fair enough

[eager igloo]

Tf2

[glad carbon]

blipz or cruds

[final cedar]

pretty good

made me breathe out quickly

[royal hound]

thank you

[placid sail]

EXTREME VIOLENCIA

[eager igloo]

So violent it doesn't load

Tf

[placid sail]

you're too young to watch this extremely violent gif, I'm sorry

https://coub.com/view/3cucqh

[eager igloo]

I'm 100% older that you lol

[stone blade]

QUASOOOO

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[robust cove]

Holy shit, that was a roller-coster of emotions

Hi Delight

[solar obsidian]

@stone blade

[royal hound]

it brings a tear to my eye

[placid sail]

why

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[placid sail]

WHY MUST YOU DISTORT EVERY GIF

FUCKING DISCORD

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[placid sail]

YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

Nah that one looks fine actually

[stone blade]

? I'm not siberian

[placid sail]

still a bit scuffed, at least on my side

[glad carbon]

is it your shitty cell service

[placid sail]

I have supreme obama internet

[robust cove]

Where is the lithuania gif

[solar obsidian]

well said, Ivan Mammothovich

[placid sail]

Ivan Monsterenergyvich

[robust cove]

I think his name is really just Bulgarin

[placid sail]

Bulglaria

the land of stolen Mercedes

[robust cove]

That is Romania

[placid sail]

eh, same thing

[stone blade]

Same thing different language

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/blo2c.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

[final cedar]

Mercedes low poly queen

[crimson flame]

silicone

[placid sail]

huh

interesting

the gif I've sent here show perfectly fine on phone

what in the goddamn

[robust cove]

Didcord

[final cedar]

ehem

we got any poles?

[glad carbon]

is this the remaster

where everyone is made of clay

[solar obsidian]

no

[final cedar]

never touched the remaster

dunno how bad it looks

[glad carbon]

oh u rite delight

you can tell be how it still has distant fog

and the faces aren't fucked up

[gloomy wraith]

I still can't believe they just reused the mobile port and called it a day

[patent ginkgo]

Remasters fucking faces up is a time honoured tradition

[robust cove]

Redux's are based tho

[robust cove]

I cycle

[queen finch]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1578160706.6400/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

[stone blade]

Yes

[solar obsidian]

[green briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104551156073644032/1164881160225173544/IMG_1673.jpg?ex=6544d31f&is=65325e1f&hm=c1cad8d12c2bc6c3d83bc3285e2534893cddab3bfcee86501f8c6f1e3486d26c&

[placid sail]

it was improved (raised)

[stone blade]

Some chick on tinder asked me if I wanted braids or traviss scott braids

sister really?

youd think I will sacrifice my thick long hair to get fucking braids that look like spaghetti?

nah

women arent real

[placid sail]

women are temporary

need for speed underground is forever

[stone blade]

TRUE

[placid sail]

TO THE WINDOOOOW

[wraith osprey]

Every death increases the value of life

[hot snow]

women are

[wraith osprey]

So it's a correct statement

[hot snow]

well not every death

maybe every 100 deaths

[toxic sundial]

[torpid jewel]

TO THE FLOOOOR

[final cedar]

woofy goldberg?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mpla-gif-19924809

[placid sail]

remember Balco

[placid sail]

you have no moral right to demand from your trad wife to get fit if you're not fit yourself

let this be a motivating factor for you

[robust cove]

What's up Jaquil 🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Real

[placid sail]

(well technically you don't have any right to demand anything from anyone if you're not a douche but we'll get to that later)

[robust cove]

I demand that you kill me

[solar obsidian]

"surfer Ivan is not real, he cant hurt you"

[fierce jay]

Should’ve replied with “iss LIT”

[placid sail]

this Mercedes is gnarly dude, we should totally steal it

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[placid sail]

deep Italian lore

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian :-)

[hot snow]

I like that

[solar obsidian]

"hello, 112?"

[placid sail]

foolish delight

[final cedar]

3=D

[placid sail]

you don't have police in your country, you haven't invented that technology yet

[hot snow]

I love 3D

[toxic sundial]

Real

[solar obsidian]

hey, there were some cosplayers here and there. i swear i seen them 2 times in my lifetime

[placid sail]

it was just bandits fooling the naive tourists

the oldest trick in the book

[final cedar]

:::::::::D
( ) )

[solar obsidian]

not gonna lie, hearing motors roaring 24h a day truly shows our police enforcement

[placid sail]

I've yet to see our police to enforce anything

[placid sail]

they can only detain immigrants and kick teeth of no longer existing opposition

[placid sail]

lithuanian cuisine is wild man

[final cedar]

that chocolate egg?

[solar obsidian]

yes

[hot snow]

looks good

[solar obsidian]

easter came early

[final cedar]

[hot snow]

I'd eat that

[final cedar]

is there any mustard?

[hot snow]

I might've eaten one of those already actually

[solar obsidian]

i dont know, i got it from a meme page

[placid sail]

detailed information on your meme

NOW

[solar obsidian]

unfortunately, they kept the recipe as a secret

[placid sail]

ban delight

no choco eggs recipe provided

[solar obsidian]

Unfit To Help role 😔

[final cedar]

unfit dn

[placid sail]

I get no kick from champagneeeee

[stone blade]

ah?

[placid sail]

no work tasks, time to suck cock in wild territory

yeet

[final cedar]

slutorovich

[placid sail]

busting makes me feel good

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/becUd.gif

[devout hull]

Man, this is some pure ass coke.

[robust cove]

=3

[final cedar]

coke time

[robust cove]

I'll gonna

Kek

[placid sail]

heh

that old ass bug of random patrols on north garbage checkpoint not ackowledging each other's presence is still there

mercs and duty standing together and chilling

[robust cove]

Got a heart attack more than once from that

[robust cove]

So fycking zased

[feral kiln]

Same

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/536175290519650325/1110277260407226378/Semen_gif_lee_kot_vzorvalsya.gif

[magic tartan]

oof

[wraith osprey]

Deservedly

[robust cove]

Good

[odd sail]

[robust cove]

Of course

What a surprise vlad

[solar obsidian]

yeah

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

Hi Jaboopy

[upper axle]

TILL THE PISS FLOW OUT THA DOOR
GONNA FUCK HOES TO THEIR CORE

[upper axle]

yo waddup

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/5Hrx.gif

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-revived-gif-21119229

[toxic sundial]

Better version

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

SIR GET DOWN

https://tenor.com/view/cop-sirgetdown-meme-discord-joke-gif-25676829

[toxic sundial]

Me when I get to

[solar obsidian]

cod waw music

[somber warren]

waw was a banger

[robust cove]

Still is

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiK3OPL0TJY

[robust cove]

Nah

[mint mist]

palvo? is that you?

[robust cove]

Nuh uh uh

[mint mist]

aw

[robust cove]

[somber warren]

man but the german voice lines in waw was balling. my favorite was Telefonmast literally just meaning telephone pole

[robust cove]

Do they scream random words

I don't member

[solar obsidian]

rare Spice L

[robust cove]

True

[mint mist]

hii

[somber warren]

sometimes yeah, but also real good ones like "here a present from the german army" while throwing grenade

[robust cove]

[toxic sundial]

I like that meme of replacing minecraft sounds with the portuguese voice lines from modern warfare

[robust cove]

I have no idea what that is

[toxic sundial]

[robust cove]

Who are you

Where am I

[mint mist]

i am

you are in

[robust cove]

Where

In where

[mint mist]

in

[solar obsidian]

bulgaria

[robust cove]

I love that video

[solar obsidian]

cries

[robust cove]

[final cedar]

is that a range fairy?

[mint mist]

hhhiiiiiii

why does he look like pablo

[robust cove]

What

[final cedar]

feminine hands

[robust cove]

What

[final cedar]

what

maja got dementia

[robust cove]

That man is from Delta force but ok

[mint mist]

i do?

[robust cove]

As usual

[mint mist]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robust cove]

Who am I

[mint mist]

pavlo!!!!! ;333333 hi hi hi hiiii love u!

[toxic sundial]

Sure looks like one

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-gif-25068706

[final cedar]

really?

[robust cove]

Yes if I remember correctly

[toxic sundial]

What

[robust cove]

I'm 99% sure

[final cedar]

zamn

found source

bonsia spec ops

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704613785247154256/1164675012565934090/t_h_e_m_e_m_e_s.png?ex=65441321&is=65319e21&hm=2052489a09822dea622af2a96354f48564403437d1add190aafac464deab1620&

[pale ingot]

up being exhausted and shit + its overcast outside
up feeling melancholic and shit

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-dotman3-gif-18657921

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-its-hip-to-be-square-explaining-american-psycho-guy-explaining-gif-24814453

Ayy I was right

At least about it being delta force

[final cedar]

yeh, I thought the MCX could only be some rich guy's range toy but deta force is running the LVAW so it makes sense

[robust cove]

Don't listen maja is deranged and wanted in 34 countries

[final cedar]

prolly 2020ish

[final cedar]

whenever I hear delta I get reminded of the CAG guys in civ clothes and it always goes real hard I think

[livid pond]

hi brainfart

[final cedar]

Need to buy some white shirts with tan dress pants

[final cedar]

roid gut

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-big-muscles-muscles-strong-thumbs-up-gif-12091903

[robust cove]

Real turkish man

[final cedar]

natty

[mint mist]

the cute actor

[heavy peak]

real Turkish balloon

[final cedar]

suckle the snythol straight from his mandibles

[solar coral]

fun fact if you're hired at amazon : L bozo

[pale ingot]

white people when they got round mac&beef at the function

[crimson flame]

[solar coral]

you know how like in castle crashers the sandwich gives the knights super powers

if you even work a year

[night berry]

I fucking hate this, thank you. Why did I open this godforsaken channel.

[solar coral]

employee turn over is higher than my sperm count

pro tip : dont work

[crimson flame]

snort the white powder to gain psychic powers

[placid sail]

lmao what is this pseudofucker

[final cedar]

crazy?

[lunar brook]

a room full of brainfarters

[placid sail]

ew helper

[robust cove]

If he huffed helium he would definitely start floating

[placid sail]

gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[lunar brook]

p!mute

no

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[final cedar]

p!mute all

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.mute permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[devout hull]

p!mute @devout hull

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.mute permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[devout hull]

Curses!

[placid sail]

spider no

[robust cove]

P!kill @devout hull

[placid sail]

you have so much to live for

[final cedar]

p!command

[devout hull]

name three

[lunar brook]

p!warcrimes

[placid sail]

basically, every new anime, movie or game that will release in recent future and immediately get porn made out of it

[robust cove]

P!icecream

[foggy mantle]

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[lunar brook]

editing commands doesnt trigger them

!banana

[devout hull]

It's the same shit all the time. It feels like I have reached the limits of what fetishes could be.

[lunar brook]

p!banana

[crimson flame]

how can you be an exile for so long

[foggy mantle]

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[crimson flame]

its impressive

[placid sail]

you can always try devouring your neighbour alive

[devout hull]

I asked to be exiled.

[placid sail]

like a snake

[devout hull]

I can ask to be unexiled whenever. I simply choose not to.

[lunar brook]

its only pancake commands

[lunar brook]

[crimson flame]

absolute chad

[devout hull]

I don't have a fuckable sister emotionally manipulating me.

[placid sail]

80% of people quit being exiles until they win big

[lunar brook]

[placid sail]

see, there's so much to improve on

[crimson flame]

big what? emotional trauma?

[placid sail]

mostly just 4 kekw reacts

maybe 5

[lunar brook]

win that phat mute

me when 2 reacts

and one of them is from me

[placid sail]

also if you're femboyish enough and you have some spare cash to buy nitros, you may be lucky enough to get groomed by Walco

protip

you should have feminine eyes

(whatever the fuck that is)

I think it doesn't concern eyebrows? I dunno, I'm not Talco

[lunar brook]

the more you want to kill yourself when you remember those eyes, the more feminine

[final cedar]

eminem eyes

struck

[lunar brook]

they see me rollin

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-on-dr-dre-gif-22577050

[final cedar]

was that dre?

[placid sail]

undiscosled black guy

[crimson flame]

damn i cant even do a perfect headstand

[placid sail]

(I am not knowledgeable on rap things)

[lunar brook]

so true beastie

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
man this guy is so white

fucking kill me already

[placid sail]

Metro, the blackest person in Africa (detectable from space orbit)

[final cedar]

fuck off

[river zealot]

gm brainfart

[robust cove]

Fact: 90% of exiles ask to be unexiled right before they get a personal role

[placid sail]

📠

people don't even know that Valco became a mod out of one year exile

[pale ingot]

what the glowup

[livid pond]

weakest man in pakistan 🇵🇰 🇵🇰

[robust cove]

@grizzled meadow when did you change your name to that

[river zealot]

jaquil oneal

[robust cove]

My favourie rapper

[river zealot]

his ass is NOT lifting

[odd sail]

My favourite rapper is in jail

[river zealot]

whats up quacko

[robust cove]

I didn't even notice you changed it then

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODVLId5lT8o @oblique spire @uncut obsidian

[placid sail]

DIOS MIO FALCONELLI

MMMAMMMMMAAAAA MIA

[robust cove]

Lil Obama is my favourite rapper

[river zealot]

BELLA CIAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qTuXDEnFo

[robust cove]

Tutti frutti or smthn

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/114590890156097536/1164862252084641833/D2Rqo6yJFYCXTMtO.mp4?ex=6544c182&is=65324c82&hm=8f75556bf48b7d33c22fe5bc7e73ec3ba80b6824cd23a95c1cfbbd6b211bc0eb&

[placid sail]

wake up, take a shit, get out of the bed

[grizzled meadow]

Shut the fuck up I'm trying to eat my pizza

[stone blade]

wake up
turbo wank
say gm in #🎪bruh-fart
go buy monster

[solar obsidian]

monster...

[grizzled meadow]

This fucking shit cracks me up every time, I can't choose between liquid nitrogen and waterboard myself ahahahahahahahah

LETS GET IT

[devout hull]

Bought a lolli on a whim.

Been a while.

Pretty good.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[devout hull]

Lollipop. :]

[placid sail]

waterboarding one is silly

[grizzled meadow]

[devout hull]

What else?

[placid sail]

it's not painful, it's making you feel like you're suffocating

[grizzled meadow]

Nespresso

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-thank-god-relieved-relief-almost-got-me-gif-10995894

[placid sail]

so not much of a pain tolerance training

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8l10RrNeQ

[crimson flame]

could be a good deep dive training to improve reaction to suffocating

[placid sail]

get goth bitch, or die having heart palpitations: the movie about Ivanko

[crimson flame]

latest veritasium vid, a guy held his breath for 12mins underwater. crazy

[solar obsidian]

lollipop reveal

[grizzled meadow]

The fucking sleep ahahahahahahahaahahahaha

[devout hull]

Orange flavored.

[native jungle]

Those are for stealing, not buying.

[devout hull]

Missed an l there.

[crimson flame]

5 minutes

[grizzled meadow]

I'm in tears

[final cedar]

Oggi alle

[solar obsidian]

idk how to spell it

[placid sail]

l (sorry for bad english)

[devout hull]

I guess now we know what you like.

[grizzled meadow]

28 minutes of just pissing ahahahahahahahaha

[warped crown]

you dropped this king

[devout hull]

I'm sucking out its creamy insides through a hole like a leech.

[grizzled meadow]

[crimson flame]

despite drinking 0 water for the whole day

jesus that man is too powerful

[devout hull]

Mm. Should buy lollies more often.

I missed licking them all over.

[warped crown]

please just say lollipop

[devout hull]

Unironically rediscovered my love for lollipops.

[devout hull]

Happy?

[warped crown]

no

i made up my mind

[devout hull]

Good.

[warped crown]

call it testicle of sugar

[devout hull]

You aren't allowed to be.

[devout hull]

I see that you are on NewGrounds. Do you draw furry porn?

You seem like the kind of person to.

[warped crown]

i dont know, check my page and find out

[final cedar]

careful it's hot

pure sugar

gross

[stone blade]

yo give me a cat pic

I need to send it to a woman

[stone blade]

ok not that

[warped crown]

you say i draw furry porn yet you post this shit

[stone blade]

a regular cat pic bruh

you fucking autism filled monkey

[final cedar]

my kind of lollipop

[devout hull]

I didn't say I disliked furry porn.

[river zealot]

she said what?

[devout hull]

Ah, for a second I was wondered why you had no movies. Then I realized I disabled all ratings except for A.

[warped crown]

[devout hull]

Not interested in Zimmer art.

Or Zimmer-lite art.

[devout hull]

I actually know a good fanfic/quest on FNAF/Cyberpunk where every time the MC gets caught they get railed and get a sex related cybernetic added to them.

lmao as if

[devout hull]

Also all the animatronics are futas. Because of course.

[ruby minnow]

Man my aunts husband really does work in the city where PKK planned to overthrow the goveernment

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163562466270269521/togif-6.gif?ex=654006fd&is=652d91fd&hm=8351689752d2353e9399a66b4b5254fdf2f727c086c7ff6a65f0909c0bbad853&

[warped crown]

how old are you

[devout hull]

I got that tar soul.

[magic tartan]

some stalkers after a emmission

[devout hull]

Adult. But my libido didn't decrease throughout the years.

If anything, it's worse.

[devout hull]

Ah, I remember my eel phase.

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983087545753669672/1164196259909861386/viddit_6abd1105.mp4?ex=65425542&is=652fe042&hm=5515513de738cb764f9144176ff7b4c738385ddcdc2b7ea9eed3a7fad3cd5f4e&

[devout hull]

It's kind of annoying that most of their heads usually get crushed before they make it in.

[spiral stump]

I sharted

[native condor]

byutyfull

[odd sail]

my favourite is lil trimp

he droppin bars so hard they made a wall with em

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1163562466270269521/togif-6.gif?ex=654006fd&is=652d91fd&hm=8351689752d2353e9399a66b4b5254fdf2f727c086c7ff6a65f0909c0bbad853&

[toxic sundial]

A little late

I apologize greatly

I'm not ontop of my cat posting game today it seems

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-moment-rat-gif-22816005

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/schizophrenia-old-man-schiz-meth-gif-23864144

[ruby minnow]

the Rotschield is actively working on me so i don't succeed in life

[placid sail]

you are a living example of evolution being the trial and error and roll of the dice kind of thing

[crimson flame]

im an agent of Rothschild and yes i can confirm this

[toxic sundial]

Nature rolled snake eyes on you 💀

[midnight tree]

you are the kind of man to get lost in a revolving door

this goes out to all of you

[odd sail]

@copper token they puttin me on a plane

[midnight tree]

you going to epstein island?

[robust cove]

MC Bush is og tho, dropping fire like the twin towers 🔥 ✈️

[odd sail]

probably gonna shove a scope up my alien cheeks

[odd sail]

spittin planes

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna spit on your balls

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

I'm gonna laser your balls

[midnight tree]

my balls are laser proof

idiot

[robust cove]

Blows you up with mind

[odd sail]

famous last worda

[robust cove]

Payday 3 mods? Are they as silly as the pd2 mods?

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845082293180956693/1111458605988859986/i_wouldnt_do_that_if_i_were_you.gif

[robust cove]

Ohhh

[robust cove]

Mhm

[high meteor]

good morning brainfart

[robust cove]

I know close to nothing about pd3 other than some first reactions from generalmcbadass

[ruby minnow]

fuck you its night

[high meteor]

fuck me my b homie

[ruby minnow]

this post is either made by a liberal turk or a kurd

[robust cove]

I know nothing about kurds

[ruby minnow]

it has İ

[robust cove]

Tell me trough your unbiased opinion

[ruby minnow]

well they hate Turks

not all of theem

but some of them for sure

[tardy thunder]

Or Balkan person

They hate u guys for some reason

[midnight cloud]

I hate grey people...damn things stealing my cows

[zealous elm]

arent those the ones who get bombed by turks like 24/7

[ruby minnow]

i don't think any balkan languge has that

[ruby minnow]

yes PKK and YPG

they're both kurdish

[robust cove]

My mom will be going to Turkey next week

[tardy thunder]

Has what