#๐ชbruh-fart
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yelling into the 1s and 0s of discord will not bring Vlad back
You weren't the target, but you get this now
I didn't wanna @ spam
then dont
I want an f-14 in real life
Good movie, the big ant being split in half kinda scarred me for a while
whatever that is
I want an f-22. It's not like the military are using them, why not me?
isn't warno a country
what
what
what
Warno is a game doofus
sounds like war
no
traumatic movie
Yeah, really was
I was too scared to watch antz as a kid just cause of how the characters look
I dunno why
bubba melting in termite acid 
but I really didn't like the way they look
agreed
Literally. The Worst. Episode. For a kid.
@odd sail

Jeff want's to start a war
warno
I watched adventure time as a kid
which is prolly why my sense of humour is the way it is
I'm pretty sure it's way older than that
pretty much
My mom watched me watch the first Lich episdoe and said Nuh Uh, so I had to catch up later, lost a lot of context, and was really confused by the bubble gum and masaline ending
I watched the really early episodes before there was lore
what the fuck is happening
war
Some of us ain't 30
adventure time was 20 years ago
sounds like a skill issue
@uncut obsidian
adventure time was 30 years ago
ok and
Me when I wasn't skilled enough to be born 10 years earlier
adventure time was 40 years ago
sheik
shrek was made 40 years ago
what's shreek
shreik
oh shrek
Adventure Time? That 1940's cartoon?
the thing from harry potter that screams
adventure time the show that started WW2?
no thats a banshee
no that was sompons
Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl was 18 years ago.
no thats ur mom
enough of these medicore cartoons, time to talk about the best one: Minions
no
no thats missing
tree is the best cartoon
mom went to buy milk
that's not a cartoon bruh
happy tree friends
you have a flower for a pfp
those are literally movies
u hhave a man for a pfp
OH MAN OH MAN SPY KIDS
They made another one this year
I LOVE AI
fr?
yeah...
I still have my mcdonalds spy kids gadget somewhere
how old are you
just asking
they also release a "sequal" to shark boy and lava girl a year or two back
too old for the gadget when it came out 

the most common discord question
ur pfp looks like its an average actor from shows like h2o and all the shit with ariana grande

nickoledeon clome
what the fuck is an ariana grande
My pfp is Robert Downey Jr
hi delight
its a type of an orange
it's grooming time
you put the downey in robert downey jr
a valley
where is robert uppey jr
I liked the power rangers with swords
:flag_gb: London, UK
:clock7: 17 October 2023, 07:05 (07:05 AM)
๐ +1.0 (Europe/London)
๐
Sunrise
โ๏ธ Overcast clouds
๐ 82% humidity
๐ E 100ยฐ | 7.72 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 8.85ยฐC (Feels like 5.85ยฐC)
47.93ยฐF (Feels like 42.53ยฐF)
is 82% bad
:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia
:clock4: 17 October 2023, 16:05 (04:05 PM)
๐ +10.0 (Asia/Vladivostok)
โ๏ธ Day
โ๏ธ Clear sky
๐ 19% humidity
๐ N 9ยฐ | 4.02 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 14.85ยฐC (Feels like 12.85ยฐC)
58.73ยฐF (Feels like 55.13ยฐF)
how does the weather mode tell you how much it feels like, wtf
:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa
:clock8: 17 October 2023, 08:05 (08:05 AM)
๐ +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
โ๏ธ Day
โ
Few clouds
๐ 67% humidity
๐ SE 135ยฐ | 3.58 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 15.85ยฐC (Feels like 14.85ยฐC)
60.53ยฐF (Feels like 58.73ยฐF)
:flag_20: Lublin, Poland
:clock8: 17 October 2023, 08:05 (08:05 AM)
๐ +2.0 (Europe/Warsaw)
โ๏ธ Day
โ๏ธ Clear sky
๐ 93% humidity
๐ W 270ยฐ | 3.6 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 2.85ยฐC (Feels like -1.15ยฐC)
37.13ยฐF (Feels like 29.93ยฐF)
:flag_lt: Vilnius, Vilnius City Municipality, Lithuania
:clock9: 17 October 2023, 09:05 (09:05 AM)
๐ +3.0 (Europe/Vilnius)
โ๏ธ Day
โ๏ธ Scattered clouds
๐ 87% humidity
๐ WSW 240ยฐ | 4.12 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 1.85ยฐC (Feels like -2.15ยฐC)
35.33ยฐF (Feels like 28.13ยฐF)
Bloody 'ell, the wever is noice outside today
:flag_cz: Prague, Czechia
:clock8: 17 October 2023, 08:05 (08:05 AM)
๐ +2.0 (Europe/Prague)
๐
Sunrise
โ๏ธ Clear sky
๐ 90% humidity
๐ N 0ยฐ | 0.51 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 1.85ยฐC (35.33ยฐF)
:flag_us: United States
:clock1: 17 October 2023, 01:06 (01:06 AM)
๐ -5.0 (America/Chicago)
๐ Night
๐ Clear sky
๐ 78% humidity
๐ N 0ยฐ | 0 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 3.85ยฐC (38.93ยฐF)

๐ฅถ
does it do it by state
its chicago
I dunno
:flag_ca: Kolkata, West Bengal, India
:clock11: 17 October 2023, 11:36 (11:36 AM)
๐ +5.5 (Asia/Kolkata)
โ๏ธ Day
๐ซ๏ธ Haze
๐ 58% humidity
๐ E 80ยฐ | 2.06 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 31.85ยฐC (Feels like 35.85ยฐC)
89.33ยฐF (Feels like 96.53ยฐF)
tells u therel tieraly
????????????????????????????
that is in canada
why the fuck do4es india have canada flag
:flag_ca: Toronto, ON, Canada
:clock2: 17 October 2023, 02:06 (02:06 AM)
๐ -4.0 (America/Toronto)
๐ Night
โ๏ธ Overcast clouds
๐ 75% humidity
๐ N 2ยฐ | 1.34 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 9.85ยฐC (Feels like 8.85ยฐC)
49.73ยฐF (Feels like 47.93ยฐF)
always has been
:flag_us: Chicago, IL, USA
:clock1: 17 October 2023, 01:06 (01:06 AM)
๐ -5.0 (America/Chicago)
๐ Night
๐ Clear sky
๐ 87% humidity
๐ W 280ยฐ | 1.54 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 6.85ยฐC (Feels like 5.85ยฐC)
44.33ยฐF (Feels like 42.53ยฐF)
:flag_us: Phoenix, AZ, USA
:clock11: 16 October 2023, 23:07 (11:07 PM)
๐ -7.0 (America/Phoenix)
๐ Night
๐ Clear sky
๐ 28% humidity
๐ WSW 250ยฐ | 1.78 m/s wind
๐ก๏ธ 28.85ยฐC (Feels like 26.85ยฐC)
83.93ยฐF (Feels like 80.33ยฐF)

29ยฐC at 11pm 
Mfw it's still in the 80's in October
theres a fairy
Welcome to AZ, the sweaty buttcrack of the USA
Our nights are warmer than most European afternoons in the winter
is airzona like a desert or something
Mostly desert yes
average here in australia
29 is actually pretty cool
This guy feels me
Hell yeah it is
wow ura ustralian
Sorry, I don't use Celcius, my country landed on the moon
how do people survive in australia if its worse than uncivilized places in africa, theres so much poisonous shit there innit
China?
Vlad

why so horny
india also sent a craft a while ago
Nope
chat im bored do i play hoi
no
Play with Vlad
no
:pog:
unless modded to maek it minecraft'y
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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outed
The mans pfp is a doomer, he couldn't be trans
you would be surprised
No, I've seen plently of military geared transgender individuals, I've made my rounds on the internet
It is beautiful
just look at vlad
am i a doomer
lmao
limited to /k/ greentexts
wow
That's a fair point, yeah
yes ur very doomerish
Fuck sake none of the mods i want to play are updated yetttt
Llama, no matter who you are, we still love you
for what
for hoi
smh
I'm a war criminal yes
what violt
we hate llama no matter what
and I still want carpet bombing videos 
weirdo jeff
you'll get them
uhhhhhh
did you jiz on em
cum
looks yummy blur
what is itm adeo ut of tho
False
this popped up on my feed brother
Did they jiz on em?
mmm...mmmm...hmmm...
Yup, that's jizz
nooooo not australia
man, you australians can't have anything in your police state
shinji noo
rodina
Across the Rhine

jewel
False
Wait its removed again?
Ah
that's reserved for comatosed red heads who are german
i edited it
your comment now is weird
still saw it lol
did u really?
axis gaming?
axis gaming.
Oh dear. My schizophrenia is acting up again
yes
Take back the Fatherland!
To the haters praying on my downfall, please stop, you already won
As someone who works at a pizza place, this is how we get our pizzas
Erectal disfunction diagnostic came out?
@crimson flame is careful shooter and trigger happy worth it in any way?
are you supposed to cough so you muscles tighten for a bit? 
no, so that they loosen
You pay for it with your taxpayer dollars. It's yours. Take it whenever you like.
what
he likes to cough when other people stick their fingers inside his butt
do not sneeze
our economics teacher broke his hand once
You heard the john mulany bit about his prostate exam? It's a good chuckle
cursed
no, she just coughed
and he broke his hand
crushed his hand like a whole chicken in a vice
or a glass jar
i dont get it
nor I

you should check ur ass, i dont think you should be putting springs in there
I can do what I please
he had an anal prolapse
so he needs one
They give me more bounce
never give in to anal
else your rectum will be a tent with the sheer number of stents
Taking a dump will sound like dropping an atom bomb
vlad u keep yapping and ill wear u on my arm like a puppet
you mean you'll put your hand up my ass
๐คจ
did you know the mayans ripped peoples heart out this way
...pretty sure they used knives...
did you know when you're asleep i make sausages out of your gut
what else are you supposed to use
Did you know the average male only recieves 1-2 compliments from a non related women a year
wtf xbox is putting everything onsale
jeff is one of the two
Jeff is a woman??? 
he wishes

Ok
!0days
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I receive negative compliments
is that good
modern pripyat looks nice
That after emission sky ๐คค
Why is it literally any time I mod any game, someone manages to weasel tarkov in there?
Why is there so many frogs?
Why not?
reading the old testament rn, reading habakkuk, no cocks are mentioned
Old testament goes hard af
They're the same being yeah, but in the old testament, He's much more Justice, while in the New Testament, He's more mercy
why would they name it to sound like have a cock and then mention 0 cocks
Maybe you've been reading too much fan fiction
what if i told u that moses wasnt real
Imagine getting so bored over a 40 day period, you decide to make a whole golden bull to worship instead
this boutta turn into pripyat
someone has been found with measles
Where?

and they're thinking of locking the whole place down
like not letting anyone in or out
now hold on on the predictions 
you mean to tell me that an entire ethnic group was lead by one person? and this one person was neither the king of them or held any authority
he was their gilamesh technically
He was a prophet my man, that's quite a bit of authority
what are measels
if an entire count of people can get convinced that bible part 2: the unabridged dlc was dropped in a hat and found on golden plates in 2023, people will believe anything.
The entire middle east has been a religious battle royale lmao
You talking about the mormon church?
Yep lol
Listen, there some wacky stuff yeah, but genuinely not that much more wacky than anything that went on in the bible
Mwadi can you set falcoengine to always leave a reaction under specific users message?
that's basically the literally me thing
what?
Oh im not saying one is better than the other lol. Just that if people can believe that, its plausable people believe anything
I want it to say
to xela
Given enough time, absolutely. But more than anything, I believe that if what your following preaches love and kindness to those around you, even with those that take somethings too far, can't be too bad
Monster. The drink.
some guy who lives in one of the dormitories here apparently got measles
what does measels do
Where is here?
and why do they sound like little critters
university
fefu
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man, if Russia doesn't have it bad enough already
the only good thing about being french: saying fr fr is like cheering for your country instead of saying for real for real 
Got folded just like what happened irl in 1945
true
Big room
maha in japanese
mao zedong
my dong
and yes it is maha not maja
@marble pewter what do you think about killing people do you think it's cool
oh god
bing chilling
Wว hฤn xว huฤn
well shit
AHAHA
good luck don't die
noe
bing chilling
"sรน dรน yว jฤซ qรญng, sรน dรน yว jฤซ qรญng jiว"
Wว zuรฌ xว huฤn
Suว yว xiร n zร i shรฌ yฤซn yuรจ shรญ jiฤn
Zhวn bรจi
Me when Ice Cream
Yฤซ, รจr, sฤn
me when cina
๐จ๐ณ
zhang xi na
the chinese anthem
uhhh
play tetris
Hey Blur, you making any more of those jizz brownies?
madi stfu with tetris
tet rees
100%. Believe what you want as long as you dont harm anything
It's cause their russian, it's in their blood to play tetris
Tut Roos
Counterpoint, gatorade fast twitches are good as hell
200mg caffiene, no extra shit, 12oz, tastes gud.
CAFFINATED GATORADE?!?!?!?
Yeah boi. Its good as fuck
Bro, that's how you turn your team of 12 year old football players into BEASTS
Shit not a bad idea. Time to order a case for my child soldiers.
It's Jagdtigering time
i was drinking the blue monsters when i was 8 years old trying to make it through football games i did NOT want to be in
Bro's an African Warlord
cant replace the desire to play with a caffeine high unfortunately
i hated it!!!!!!!!!!!
Side note beasts of no nation is a amazing depressing movie
I don't know why we as Americans have this tradition, but I feel that most boys would have to play soccer on a team for at least 1 year of their life. I did it, all my friends did it. It's weird.
Sounds interesting
Nah, the caffeinated gatorade is just to even me out when my adderall is on its downward swing. Aka 8hr later
when i was that age, all i wanted to do was sit on my fat overweight american ass and play halo 3 ODST on the 360
Hell yeah, adderall
Never had it
i wish i wanted to play sports but there was so much shit i hated about it like my teammates or how my parents acted like it was a bloodsport where if i didn't score a goal i was gonna die lul
or disregarded any of the effort i put into playing
๐คท
I was a rambunchious kid, so I didn't mind it. I'm also a freak who loves running and getting that feeling of burning lungs from too much activity
the best part about football was getting to banter with the lads before practice
you know, the junior-junior varsity lads lol
looks like a skyrim book
hiiiiiiiii
I never much liked football. I'm more of a baseball kinda guy
i only got to try 2 sports, basketball and football
Rugby bros were always cool in college. Just a bunch of chill behemoths that liked to shitpost and drink
i much preferred football but basketball was easier to wrap my kid head around
i was never really taught about football
i pretty much followed orders
Hello flowerchinese man
they had me run a bunch, taught me how to tackle and hold the line, and then stuck me out on the field
i barely knew which way to run most of the time lmao
i think i might've been retarded
Rugby is almost a purly australian sport in my mind, cause it just screams Aussie
did u just assume my gender
Maybe. But we were all a little retarted back them
i idesntify myself as a cisowianka bottle u fuckwad
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Did you just assume I'm a fuckwad?
no, i know ti
i wish i knew what a double-poopenfarten inversion is
Probably. It goes hard as fuck, better than football imo
can you pick from 1 to 500
Better than most football yeah. I prefer college football to the NFL, cause they're actually trying
375

Oh dear

now pick from 1 to 5
2
3.5
I felt like it, but I know it would probably be bad for you
Randy max difficulty no savescum
No idea what this game is
real gamers play with Randy.
that's the rules.
isn't randy secretly the easiest cuz the others give you cursed progression
For real. Randy is a monster, but cassandra is a brutal bitch.
Sheogorath
applejack
i watned to try smth else
honestly i was going for applejacks but without the S i just became a brony
applejack reminds me of mlp, ill pick that
lets go
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
yeah take my seed
Only rule to reroll is if its an ocean tile
i'm a cliff racer watch me SCREECHING NOISE on my haters
The 8ball will allow it
Boreal forest with mountains
Love me some applejacks
Great cereal
i dont eat them but they came to mind for some reason
i'm an old person when it comes to cereal, i like honey bunches of oats and like granola type shit
I don't eat them often either
straight up sugary cereal is limited to frosted flakes
what's a lichen covered soil
i like fruity pebbles but they go soggy too fast and when they get soggy they dump all their sweet fruity flavor into the milk instead of staying inside the damn pebble
mossy dirt
Fav run i did was a naked 3 man tribe, boreal forest, with no research start, and tech limited to medieval max.
For anything pebbles like, you gotta have one of those special bowls with a part for cereal and a part for milk
No items, just 3 nude peeps in a forest trying to struggle to get bows and armor before winter hit
Rimworld is like if sims and rts had a baby with the suffering of stalker.
i used to put way too much milk in my cereal
Boreal forest is nice but desert is the real good shit
once i started using a normal amount it got way better
Its not about winning, its about losing in a cool way
I need to start making my shakes again. Haven't been going to the gym since I got my wisdom teeth pulled
yes desert is much nicer
yeah i remember that. they were like "no lifting until your holes heal over. and no sucking"
Never could get desert runs to work out properly. Getting food is hard as fuck
i was like NOO
atleast desert doesnt have annoying ground u cant build on, i think
Boreal makes food too easy imo
I'm out of the habit, plus reemployeed, so I need to actually make time for it now
Yeah dont fuck around with wisdom teeth.
the no sucking rule was the worst part tho
This man wanted to suck penis
nuh uh
I hated not being able to drink or spit normally. Had to brush my teeth and just let water fall out of my mouth
Having to use the syringe wasn't fun
no sucking? the west has truly fallen
Also, I genuinely hate being high. Not being able to have full control of my own body sucked
virus
the day of your surgery?
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they put me tf out man, i wasn't high
i was gone
apparently i said some shit while i was out, i was like fuck me i hope it wasn't something weird and revealing
or secret
Nah i was wiiiide awake
Well yeah, I meant the after effects, I'm just saying high cause i don't have a better word for it
like what i did back in '09
Worst sound is hearing your dentist cut and crack your teeth while they are in your mouth
My last memory before the surgery was "Ok if you can scoot up in the chair a bit" then I was gone
inhuman bravery
The sound was rough. The smell was worse.
for me it was "count down from 100" and me saying "100, ninety-" and then nothingness
a dull ache
blackness
I had all 4 pulled
Or '01
distant screaming
same
I probably counted down, but I don't remember it
And my teeth are fine, but my god the smells the human mouth can conjure is suffering

True
That's why you BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Well don't slap them then
no id ont why would you say that
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
100%. I got mine removed bc after having wisdom teeth for years, there was enough pressure and a piece chipped off. While eating fucking hershey kisses
i can fix that
LMAO
That sucks
Rest of teeth were fine, but the wisdom teeth pushing shit around caused enough stress over the years to weaken the tooth and it just broke
I need to be that so bad
for the security guard
Yeah, I got mine removed cause I'm going on a mission and it's better safe than sorry
my brother in christ, may your mission be a success
Dunno yet, I'm Mormon, so I'll get my calling soon
oh i see
Yeah I know I might get flack for that, but it's still all about Christ
Oh fuck a Mormon, quickly someone shoot it
Ahh. My morman bud got sent to mexico for a hot minute. Or Guadalajara or something
i knew a few dudes that went on missions when i was a kid
Guadalajara lol
Yeah, quite a few of my friends have gone off in the past few months
I never had like, a full body anaesthesia
i did have it on my arm once when i hit my arm in my bedroom in such a way that cracked the elbow cup so the liquid from it leaked under my skin and had to be removed with a syringe
soaking
Most fucked thing he saw was trying to save a alcoholic dude with a kid. They'd visit and try to help him. Dude died the next week after drinking rubbing alcohol
but it felt fucking terrible because the nurses started the process before the anaesthesia kicked in
Oh youch, that SUCKS
so i sat through that WHOLE THING in immense pain
almost fading out, almost threw up
Some people do things to themselves that we cannot change or influence and it truly sucks
and only after that i felt the anaesthesia kicking in, when the process was already over...
Damn that shits rough
you ever bounce on the bed for your homie when he's soaking
how can i name my animal/mech ideology
to get a little external movement going
wait what mission
Religious thing
I cant roast mormons too hard. The overall faith is pretty whack but still doesnt discount the good people in it
at least the two soakers aren't moving willingly 
Cult Mechanicus
jesus approves
wheres the animal in tht name
And you've probably already been asked 1000 times about the temple garments, gold plates, soaking, tithing, etc.
Cult Ratanicus
praise the omnissiah
Soaking is stupid lol
omg yay
Not too much, I'm willing to answer questions
Sofa King
what about the rest
Member noun: Tech-Rat
A sour skittle
yo
yo
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yo
hi madi
brother
hi
this is not in english
hi madi
holy fuck
thanks for nostalgia
fun fact: if you replace the I in madi with an E you get MADE which in bulgarian means Balls
so
hehehehe balls
Americans Disapprove
How do you feel about that one sect of the uber devout mormons? I forget the exact name

made in bulgaria
But they're super old school
i'm waiting for more people to crawl out of the woodwork to say "oh wow nostalgic" like madi
I love the bulgarian language
putos
coke ring > cock ring
speaking of wisdom teeth. my story with that is pretty uninteresting other than the fact i was a smarmy little shithead when coming off the anesthesia. kept shoving my hand in my mouth and pulling the cotton wadding outta my cheek while looking my mom and the nurse straight in the face as they said not to do it.
Bro noooo
man i tell you, when inhibition is gone from my body, my disdain for authority and being told to not do shit becomes PRONOUNCED
Oh the financial ones, I know what you mean. They split off a long time ago and kept with the idea of polygamy. They follow the path of money and do some shady stuff, they're not really good people.
what did they give you?
I got pumped full of nitrous and recovered in a few seconds after we were done
Nah i think it was the flds. Fundamentalist lds.
America in a nutt shell
keep in mind i asked them to do this. i got the nitrous at first and then they pumped me with some kind of knock out juice iirc 'cause i was concerned about waking up during it. i wasnt taking chances with waking up during surgery.
nice
Yeah yeah Fundamentalists, I forgot the word. But yeah, they're their own thing at this point. They're basically Amish but with tech, and they really are just their own thing
why not one big tooth
or 2 big teeths
that shi has to be photoshopped
probably
I don't really agree with the whole tithing, garments, tier list of heaven, excommunication threats, gender differences in the religion, etc. But i get that not all mormons are like that too
Nah, you see stuff like this a lot
multiple teeth are more efficient due to structural rigidity as well as specialization of shape.
madi ignored me
welcome to the club
oh well
no way you can get this plate
life goes on
It's possible
probably not
there's a guy who lives like 2 town over from me whose plate says "toesukr"
its hella real
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p!hug @uncut obsidian
A lot of it sounds a lot worse than it is. And even more so, that's all docterine. Docterine is always confusing and muddled. Gospel is important, more important than the rest of it
p!hug @odd sail
The whole bit about being good enough to prestige and become your own god with a mini heaven is a cool idea on paper. It all boils down to individual people vs judging the entire group tbh
A lot of that is also theorizing, none of it is directly said, and yeah, with just about any religion, you'll find the good, the bad, and the ugly.
thereโs a guy in my town with โMLFHNTRโ
Ive always kinda felt that religion should be a personal thing and kept private. Shit never gets good when you have masses of people involved lol
destination?
I hate mega churches. Those pastors take all that money and buy big jets and mansions, and then deny it when pressed
charlie lima one niner proceed to runway 2, you are cleared for take off
Oh hell yeah
Fallujah.
Wait wait wait wait wait...
our?
100%. Hope the mission trip goes well. Do you know if you're gonna have to do the whole media blackout thing?
wow he looks majestic
is that a popsicle stick
I'll probably black out from Discord, mostly out of personal choice, but I'm not too sure what'll be what till I'm out there
Hell yeah
i'llp robably black out
can you help me name something
Ahh. I just remember my buddy was pretty much given a church phone and email and could only talk to people not on mission during certain approved times.
name it popsicle
no time for imagination. too busy dodging boomalopes.
its 645 year old tho
So he kinda just went off the grid for almost 3 years.
popsicle
so name it your mom
abomination
yeah, there are email days, I get some from a friend every week. But it's still a lot better than what my dad had to do. It was mostly letters, with the occational video call lol
name it antichrist
heat inclined
that works
Ahh. Didn't really like the whole "We're isolating you from everyone" part of his mission trip. Just felt way too controlling and creepy
antichrist is my middle name ๐
the beast is demonic in nature
I don't think it's so much isolation as it is disconnection. Would you like to spend 2 years of your life homesick? It's more of a way to take that time, make it special, and then spend the rest of the week doing the work. At least, that's how I see it
obama?
Koko "antichrist" Pelli
destroy it all
where is the hospital
do not fire on the church
AC-130
that was too close cruisingllama, watch for those IR strobes!!
obama was a AC-130 confirmed
Watch for the flashing strobes
"Church doesn't have a flair, it's considered fair game"
Eepy man Fr
go eep
eep yourself to sleep

i'm over here taking a nap rn i got pillows under my head rn sleeping so soundly, i'm sleepy as fuck man i'm a snoozer man
it's a very good decision to make
omg me
My biggest weakness is lying down 
No matter the time aslong as itโs daylight
Iโll eep
cum
then lie up
It's time to eepy. Is 1 am
then tell the truth down
Itโs 9 am actually
9 am is morning
you don't have to sleep during the morning
yeah? okay buddy
Nuh uh
The Brits control time bozo
me neeby to sleeby
๐ญ uoh
were doomed
hydro
what did he say
Good convo, good to see people who can talk about religion without becoming raving lunitics
Mrs messaged me that she hit her head on bedside table when she was replying to me and itโs my fault 
YOOOOOOO-
how could you
based
I say you should be ashamed
real
Me after a few conspicuous searches on the interweb
Lol same to you. Im 100% atheist but religion is neat to study. Friendliest peeps ive met were sikhs. Their food is good as hell too
I was telling her about the sniper wolf incident 
got a good laugh outta that, did she?
bonk
just wispering that name probably gave her brain rot
At first it sounded like she was defending her then she said no sheโs a shitty person
So
W
I've heard of that one, quite interesting
i think it's crazy that sssniperwolf is still around, the last time i heard her name was in like 2011
If you get the chance, hit up the local sikh gurdwara, help a bit and get some banger food
She's still doing the same thing
Sounds intriguing, I'll try that
True, she doxxed jackfilms and pulled up outside his house
she's probably not gonna be around for long seeing as she literally started stalking jackfilms
honestly agreed. some of the best people i've ever talked religion with were people like sikhs and certain sects of muslim. genuinely very respectful as long as respect is shown.
Respect given is respect earned baby
lol wtf
That's how life (should) works
one of my best buds is muslim, and we talk religion and shit like that all the time and he's very good to talk that shit with.
of all the people that barbied up mf could possibly chase, she chases jackfilms
i have never watched a single video of either of them but i've seen both of them
He called her out, so she went a few steps ahead of that and doxxed him lol
it's cause jackfilms made like a whole channel that just mocks sniper wolf cause her content is barely existent
oh lul
the only think sniper wolf does is half assed reactions to random shit and sometimes she can't even be fucked to actually reeact
so good riddance honestly
the original e-girl
was she poppin a tiddy on justin.tv back in the day
her oldest video now is 2013
surely she was around before then
She's a clout chaser, nothing more
she's a shitter. genuinely hyper manipulative attention seeker who hates being criticised. jacksfilms mocked her for a while for being a shitty content whore and said "maybe you should credit the people you react to" and she recently literally doxxed him, went to his house, and filmed it before posting it on her instagram, but now is trying to play victim and saying jacksfilms "relentlessly harassed her" and that she didnt doxx him because she doesnt know shit about computers and all that, completely ignoring the fact that she literally committed a federal level felony and tresspassed on his property and filmed his house without permission and then posted it.
i thought she had her own clout
i only know her ancient reputation, not her reputation since 2013 or later
jacksfilms is a dingus sometimes IMO but i dont know a whole lot about him as a person. dude seems fine, just a guy on the internet afaik.
All the reason to not care about twitch/youtube/eceleb drama tbh
I don't know anything about jackfilms aswell but apparently he's pretty popular
considering some of the content we've seen, what jacksfilms did is kinda average stuff to be expected from youtube
so that's probably why it's so serious
from what i know jacksfilms isnt even doing anything close to leafy or pyro's bullshit
he's just calling her on her bullshit really
leafy and pyro were genuinely cunts about it
i haven't seen it, but that sounds goofy af for sssniperwolf to cry about it
I don't know leafy and pyro fell off so I wouldn't know
does she think anybody is gonna stop watching her videos because jacksfilms told her viewers what they already know
lmao
when the attention seeking behavior and being a manipulative lazy shithead brings about attention to you ๐ฑ
i feel like a big number of her viewers are not there for the reaction or the original videos shes reacting to
sleep, child
that dog is dead
fall into peaceful dreams and deep slumber
you too
grug no care. grug punch rude man! https://tenor.com/view/soul-leaving-body-knockout-punch-skeleton-angry-gif-25790296
i wish they never sold fallout to bethesda
me when woman
i wish they never bethesda
(i pretend they are sssniperwolf)





