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NGL, some of the guns do look dope as hell, but a few of them are seriously like "how the fuck is this actually supposed to function"
It won't stop working in the foreseeable future
Wish I had the greentext of where a Marine on Mars lays down supression fire alongside a railgun with a browning.
yup, i've fired them before. You feel like you've got the power of god in your hands
i mean
Meow was bored and made cake
Then you play with the Mk.19 and you can delete entire cardinal directions in seconds
How lethal is it?
Lucky
guns from ww1 are being used to this day in a certain front that i can't talk about
I served for 8 years, I got to play with some fun toys
sorry ti disappoint my baking level is actually good compared to my cooking level
Iraq still had fucking Chauchats in their armoury in 2004
Cake looks good
Wait, wrong name
Yeah true, but tbf 7.62x54r is probably going to still be in service for another hundred years
And k98s ane stg 44s
It's a bitchin cartridge
we don't talk about middle east or Pakistan
The cartridge is too good
cuz meow loves chocolate
I know. I am just talking oldest known even older than the Nugget
CHASSEPOT.
Yeah, especially since they keep making better and better propellant
a gun museum worker would have a really good or a bad day in a Pakistani armory
Chassepot rifles from 1866 were still in service until 2004. And it was in the national armouries, not just in the hands of a farmer or two.
Send him to the caves of Afghanistan
.30 caliber 150 grain projectile will always fuck shit up
Shits borderline anti material
NGL. I really want a Russian 4 gauge shotgun
Just a portable cannon ball launcher
Cannon
4 pound projectile
True chad who knows what gauge means
At least Fallout 4 was kind enough to give us that
you know getting a original AK-74 is easy
i really want one
its illegal to keep but its cool
the hard part is getting zenitco
a original AK-47 i don't think so
but with how close Turkey is to Russia and Middle East
and if you know a guy or 2
Zenitco is overrated
Get a good rail and sight, muzzle device and weapon light
Anymore aftermarket mods than that is unnecessary
I say that being someone who buys bayonets for every gun I own
actually after thinking about it

i don't even need to leave Turkey for a original ak
i'm pretty sure there is a ak-47 in every household in east
PSA makes an AK for like 600$
also terrorists and big criminal groups
If you want budget
i don't live in US my guy
Lame
in what part of US's east are there terrorists
It's called the cartel and it's in the south
well but they aren't in the US they are outside of it
the drugs they smuggle are in the US
sure
kid named L.A
The lobster mafia
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Bobless
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what the car doin
Make of wish?
I have cancer?
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mmm, bethesda jank
everyone talked about this game for 2 weeks then it dissapeared
cause it sucked
Yeah, didn't have much going for it other than the kitty
Man these damn endusers are something else tonight.
Lady upset because her personal printer no work. Test using company pc and personal pc. Still not work. Not happy when we tell her to call HP for help. 
God i wish i could skin whatever middle management goblin somehow snuck the idea of having night shift cyber dudes "support" the genpop helpdesk as a backup.
Or just hire more people. /endreeing
I made my first ethernet cable today zoro
Hell yeah, very nice
It fucking sucks to get the cables lined up
It also doesn't help that im red green colorblind
So the green looks like the brown
That part does suck. I feel the same way about those shitty IO pins for motherboards. My hands were not meant for such small wires
No idea why that isn't standardized into one big plug by now
It took me an hour later after everyone else but I still did it
But you're colorblind. Skill surplus
Because case manufacturers do it differently

Big case is keeping the common man down
thats just a dying dog π¦
hes spasming cause he got shot
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that cop should get shot multiple times
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(insert literally any faction and start a war)
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When you try to negotiate with the pirate warlord who annihalated your fleet but they cut communication and now you can see the saturation bombing in the horizon
Fuck Baukal Daud and his Hegemony
Hello chat
Join me in committing terracide in Starsector
i came back because someone dissed baikal daud
official valve artwork btw
Good, they trapped me in an 'inspection' loop because I forgot to turn my transponder back on after a prolonged exploration mission. I eventually had to destroy the patrol because their 'inspections' brought my fleet CR down to 10%
white and gold
One patrol, constantly chasing my fleet around, fucking up my ships, because I forgot to turn my transponder on. You do that shit to a fleet 3x your side like 20 times then you deserve to have what remains of your ashes presented to your next of kin. Fuck around and find out as the saying goes
And it was on, I turned it on after the first inspection. But they followed me across the system for a week
Every life lost in the saturation bombing of Chicomoztoc is on Daud and that dickhead of a patrol officer
where the gamma sex mod at
Oh thats why those just got muted 
Also last dude posted a full spongebob movie in offtopic
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that patrol officer is just doing his job
May he burn in hell as he did in life
also bombing chicomoztoc or hating baikal daud is a shallow understanding of the hegemony
bomb the bluebloods at eventide instead
all those legislations, laws and tarrifs imposed by the hegemony are decided by the houses in eventide
especially the Raos
baikal is just their sock puppet
ask him about the imposed tarrifs he wont know shit about it
Every hegemony planet is on the list, I'll keep burning until I'm satisfied or the hegemony no longer exists, whichever comes last
wat game
starsector
also thats bad for business
POV: Daud in his shitty little hangar with his stupid fucking bottle
oh nooo the economy
It's not about money, it's about sending a message
"But what about the economy" how is economic collapse next year going to stop me now?
I regret nothing.
literally Baikal Daud is just another guy in the position of High hegemon, The Sangs, Cardonas, Raos and all the other elities in Eventide are the problem
Starsector political π₯Ή
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May you not stray from the path brother
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experienced trauma, play fucking tetris
wait...
tarkov gear manangement is fucking tetris
oh god

i want some plasticine
Daud never acts like Sun, Andrada, or even the aristocratas in Kazeron like the Yaribays since he wasnt born into riches, he grew up in the slums of Chicomoztoc and proved himself capable just like Andrada in his prime
and make a cock with it
given 15-20 more cycles he'll be replaced with another but the houses will still stay the same and pulling strings and making schemes
Leaked teaser for amazons Fallout series. From the DMs
π 31
The effects look cool; but the trailer is kind of oddly paced even for people who know fallout.
1st, he'll have to be replaced a lot sooner seeing as the capital is a ball of flame. 2nd, the houses wont be around long enough to choose a new one. 3rd, I'm pretty sure it was a bug that caused an AI logic loop, but going from +60 to -50 for destroying a patrol is what sealed their fate
stinky
power armours looked goofy af
the head bobble
Personally my faction of choice is tied between the Persean League or Sindrian Diktate, I've never gotten a commission since it looks like it takes away far more opportunities than it creates
ah Hegemony but color yellow
Hegemony but color purple
but atleast they havent committed mass genocide
Usually I don't go to war against any faction except for the Pirates and pathers
There's like 3 planets the Hegemony claims to not have annihalated that they probably annihalated
2 since the other 1 is still intact
But it's a case of the Hegemony, Pathers, and Tri-tach all pointing fingers at each other
the pathers wouldn have been able to destroy Mairaath without assistance
Opis was definitely a hegemony fault
Hana Pacha was both Tri tach and hegemony's fault
'
and this is only counting base game
I didn't like how linear the Sindrian quest was, they had an opportunity to explore the power vacuum left by Andrada, but instead you get some spy dude who immediately invalidates your every decision.
he gave me a big ship and some pocket money, hes good in my books
Sindria is a shithole and so is curor, the only place i like in askonia is volturn
Hi Chimp Hi Quinn
starsector politics
Hi cat
Wanted to write up a thesis statement, but simply put. I REALLY HATE the Sindrian quest
Hi Menace
in a way it makes sense

you arent part of the upper echelons of the diktat
you are a mercenary
for hire
Howdy cat
the only reason i enjoyed the quest is that i didnt ask questions, i even charged more for it
its a dictatorship
just a bunch of elites stabbing each other in the back, how is it any different from the white collars in eochu bres
as a graphic designer myself this is nice
very nice
i even forgot what i was politically rambling about
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half of that clip's audio is like
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Anyway, all I'm saying is
the fine print's finals lines
" to earn the right to work "
Give war a chance
Wasn't there a line in that game about suicide being bad not because you are killing yourself, but because it would be destruction of company property?
Or am I thinking about a different game?
yep pretty sure

Like how they disregard the casual racism of the pre war united states by straight away putting a black guy in a officers uniform

By saying society didn't progress past the 1950 much they pretty much agree that segregation was still a thing 
They waz Kangz
hi metro
who was talking about the thing in PA?
hi vlad
whats good
impressive
create huge playerbase, majority being kids
turn into a dating app
CEO a bad dog, needs neutering
Hi Metro Hi Vlad
Hi Catboy 
"but it's safe, you need your ID to join 17+ games!"
kids just use their parents/siblings IDs
Hi Madi
hiii
it's pretty obvious at this point
gm
@oblique spire
13 fucking days and PA police and state police can't find this guy
Brother in christ
was talking to a girl and we were doing well, out of nowhere she starts ghosting me and we havent talked in like a week
what the hell do i do

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Hi Ivan Hi meowmachine
they spotted guy in drone thermals before the rain and storm hit around this place, but I mean fuck if they can't find him in this woodland terrain he's long gone
you mean modern dating?
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Damn I missed racism hour in brainfart
awh man
dw public femboy hour comes next
She was probbly also talking to 3 other people and you didn't survive the elimination
that will not ger throw gh to her bragh
trust
Lecture her on how Germany could have won Ww2
That always works
my main goal is to blow up
My mango
and then act like ion know nobody
Arararararararar
well now it's blur is watching the state of PA fail to find one convict dude on the loose for 13 days
jesus christ
Why is that post dated 1992 
its time for you to stop asking questions
π
Being a femboy is a privilege few can afford
I like robbing people
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Sorry for saying the F word, mods
Yeah id be shot on the spot if I looked like that in texas
The dudes in unwashed hunting gear would rip my throat out
fuck texas
yeeaaaaahhh...
Z tier state
nothing but steers and... fake ass wanna be cowboy dipshits
I mean the city's are nice, only place you can escape the steriotypes
New Mexico and Arizona combined is more hard than texas
exept lubbock, youll get shot and mugged in lubbock
- Texas decides to secede
- U.S. has a brand new foreign neighbor with access to oil

- puppet state
just like HOI4
Here's how Texas could have won the 2nd Civil War
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I mean they got the guns, every persons home ive been in has a gun safe full of around 3-10 guns
gun horders SMH
yeah my dad is starting to become one....
Bruh
bruh indeed
There was a dude like that in my state who died in a firefight with the FBI
lmao bro was not that guy
as someone who lives outside of houston but has friends in lubbock i agree
A real meal team 6 member
there's gun nerds in need man
Some old fuck who made several death threats on Biden, who was in the state at the time
π’
I gotta say denton is the shit, I recently moved here and its actually not that bad
We should nuke california
Fuck you
All Californians and Texans should switch places

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we alerady have tons of californians coming over
you think iβm gonna leave the state that makes up over a fifth of the worldβs natural gas
ur funny
on god
lol
at least rent is low, thats all im happy about with texas
those californians that leave are cowards
Texas does have that
and lax taxes
bro i have a 1500 square foot apartment
my rent is a fucking tenth
of what that would be in ny/ca
Which way western man?
Gentrified wasteland
Or hate crime wasteland
Its not a hate crime
I loved doing it
even that mfs that live there hate it
real real
virtual insanity
I really could have rolled a worse state to be born in
I could have gotten florida 
nuke florida
FUCK YOUR FACE
You cant convince me that florida isnt just roblox survive the disaster in disguise
yeah California sucks
leave my state alone cocksucker
Homophobia laws don't work as well when you're a gaΡ with no game 
go fuck yourself
π suck my ass
go fuck you yourself coward
then do it again

nah nah your turn
I bet you wear a hard hat and overalls and build sentries
nuh uh, mom says i get doubles
that's what an ass sucker would say
alright back to work with no income tax
lol
Penice
also get back to work with no OSHA heat laws
Standard issue cop firearm
Water is a privilege, not a right
your so right nestle ill go back to dying
i mean tbf the company i work for is unionized
they shake in their boots at the thought of messing with the employees
Hi whrexxy Hi Blur
although, MD has a better flag out of all the states so we all lose

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africa moment
One of the most comically evil things a company has ever done imo
cool flag ig
yeeaaaaahhhh
F117 π
not AGAIN
Maryland kinda won that flag comp so
Ca's flag is kinda meh
I mean a bear is cool but
I just realized that Tennessee is a place
I compleatly forgot about it
just like Wyoming
alvin york is from tn
That was 3 days ago, old news
no offense man but what is that name
Its only a few pages or whatever of a flight manual which can be bought access to, and only shouldn't be shared
Nothin to worry about
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guy is pretty cool
no like your username lol
lol
it be that way
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the fins truly fell after the finno-korean hyperborean war
lol
only if your using the GURPS system
Go to sleep
lol
the same world you talked about before?
mhm
bet
you will be...
Madiran, The first of the Crystalized
your lore will be along the lines of-
you were lost in the tundra, and found yourself in a cave for protection
make me a litch pweese, I want to pass OSHA violations with unlimited labor
the longer your stayed the more you notice your body changed akin to the cave
you crew crystal on your body, you could see better in the dark, and your skin became darker
is this tyo your satisfaction mwadi
:3
sure
FUCK crystals
Make me rock and stone 
Gobsmacker destroyer of key's
stone or rock
ROCK
were rich!
rock and rollin stone
can i get a rock and stone
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Man thats really cute pic, dont know what the cats supposed to be for though
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Ha, wimpy hairs. Iβm out here looking like Bigfoot

Iβd take a picture but Iβm in a hospital waiting area

Protein
1300 calories?
Asian Noises Intensify
bigfoot good
did anything interesting happen in this server over the summer
I went into sleepy mode for the whole thing
It keeps me warm in colder weathers tbh, I should keep growing it and return to nature.
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exactly
who need pant when you have hair
Uhβ¦
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h a i r
no hair is eternal
boomstick 1776 is my new band namw
eternally growing
iβm copyrighting it

WHAT
i mean i accept the boomstick 1776
but what the fuck is that grocery bag of gasoline
true
and thats how you make napalm
Shut it down they know
Not all
most probably do because their parents had it done and so on
It just sounds whack af to me
Tribes don't do that shit tho
being half apache mine is still intact π
fuck that weird shit
WHERE IZ ZA BEPSI?!
My bridge crew after learning the saturation bombing killed hundreds of millions and rendered Chicomoztoc uninhabitable
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Why is it kissing stal?
by fatherless, I mean, the lack of a male parent
I'm Glad i'm german. I can keep my foreskin
Intrusive thoughts when a neutral planet fires at my fleet with its artillery station
That I know, how does that work in context of a show
My crew changing their patches after I form a new faction
great taste
i'm not gay but $20 is $20
Are you having a stroke
My captain in 20 years explaining his latest saturation bombing
just start with ds1 then work through it there are only a couple of problem areas
ds1 is a fucking nightmare tf are you sayin
at least DS3 is rewarding to advance in
ds1 just makes you wish you were dead every time you make progress
elden bing good though I beat it
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are you trying to play ds1 like you are playing ds3 because that could be the issue
its a lot more methodical and slower
My captain looking into the mirror after the weight of his actions are finally too much to bear
I tried getting used to that
but it just got really boring
and I ain't about to spend 10 minutes slapping a boss just to get to another circle of hell
I can't think of anything for this. something, something, shitty starsector joke
the bosses aren't that bad in terms of time invested if you are properly geared/leveled though unless you use a faith build on ornstein or pyromancy on quelag
then its just 
it's not so much that the bosses themselves take a long time to beat
it just takes
so
so
so long to get back to them after dying
and most of the time there's like 20 enemies trying to cuck you aswell
I know but even those take a while to get to and basically take navigating a maze to get to
and I just ain't about that
I'm much more comfortable slapping pontiff in the mouth with the collosal greatsword for the fifth time
what areas did you find mazelike i could understand catacombs or seathe's castle but the rest are pretty straight forward
the fucking sewers bro
my god
I literally have PTSD from that shit
i couldn't even find the shortcut and I kept going the long route till I got cursed
and then I did a gamer moment and rage quit
for a first time playthrough yes but once you know the route its mostly straight then a couple rights
well I couldn't for the life of me complete a first playthrough
and as for the enemies giving you trouble maybe use a decent shield until you learn how to position around them
of course it helps that they dont spin on a dime like they do in other games
maybe I'll try again some day
but for now I'm perfectly ok chilling with more modern souls likes
like elben bing my beloved
The Luddic Path in a nutshell
demon souls 
i got it on ps5 its a banger
ran it to my monitor it looks amazing
but if you cant beat ds1 you definitely cant do demon souls
the difficulty ranges from easy to Chechen child in Grozny
in ds1?
Captain William Canton giving orders to a Nobre Free Colonies fleet commander during the Third Battle of Coatl
to me it seems like the whole thing is just ptsd fuel
demon souls mostly
ds1 is mostly positioning and how and when you move
once you got that its mostly easy
fair
POV: Canton gets an audience with the Oculian AI
Captain Canton berates Auroran diplomats
Last one since this is stupid
Captain Canton offering his terms for peace with the Hegemony
Congrats, you killed the chat
You want the chat?
Come and get it
everything is dead in this server
just some things are less dead
and I'm not one of those things
geg
Don't ask me why I have this on standby
Because I don't know either
bro lowercase g literally looks like a damn cowboy fuckin lasso
g and G do not work
I know
a and A work because A is like a but straightened out
uppercase G looks fine
but g and G is like g lost half of it's torso
wait until you guys see capital G in cursive
bro I feel high
G?
how did I just not discover this
Gesus fucking christ
gesus grhist
Cursive is cursed as hell
cursive as hell
Cursive needs to stop... Cursisting
I would know because I write in cursive
Cursive is for names
Cursive is for people who dabble too much with paper so they want to spell their name in a really fancy way thinking it'll protect them from identity thieves
Cursive Cyrillic though is worse
I write cursive because itβs faster (to me anyway) and because only I can read my chicken scratch
yeah also a cursive writer, I was like the last age group that learned it in 3rd grade they don't teach that shit anymore except teaching a signature and I'm stuck writing like a victorian era moron
Does this mean I myself have been writing in chicken scratch? None of the teachers could understand my written handwriting
We were trained to write in cursive in 2nd grade. Dunno if the school I went to still teaches it
Albeit that was probably because my handwriting is akin to a 7-year olds handwriting
For me, yes
most places I know stopped teaching it around/after 2005 or so
Writing in chicken scratch was helpful to me tbh. Meant people didnβt want to copy any lectures from me
I debate sometimes on getting a typewriter or something so I can actually use paper
when they realized email and texting weren't just a fad they just gave up on cursive
paper as a medium for writing my shit down
I like how people view cursive as this rather fancy way of writing when my cursive is the equivalent of a 1st graderβs doodles during a lecture
The problem with text is that your go-to applications default to windows are fucking notepad and that other form of notepad that looks like a discount free-trial of Microsoft Word
I do not trust password managers and resort to writing down my passwords lol
I do as well, but I sometimes worry I won't be able to make heads-or-tails of it in the future
I do it regardless but what I'm saying is I'd love some physical method of using a keyboard on paper that didn't cost 1000$/Β£+
Good point, typewriters would be pretty cool as a thing to own
π I can be real pretentious with one, it would be great
Like Alan Moore but on steroids
Basically a Luddite but really proud
He jump for joy
He jump for toy
But most importantly
He Jump for being sold into slavery
Nah, he jumped to a sauce of soy
I wanted to say "He jump for boy" but that sounded too gay in my head.
I don't watch YouTubers other than world famous PapaKev that isn't associated with me in any way or shape
You will never know the joys of Swedish Psychopath then
You will never laugh until tears at seeing him put a baby on a grill in Sims 2

You will never get to know the tale of the Redneck Brothers
You will never see him act like a complete basketcase on Star Citizen
...That's about it tbh
Somehow I doubt that claim
Every good story got a sick beginning, follow Clydes parents from sweet beginning to bitter end.
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/robbaz
I think I need to play stardew valley
Hi Banzai_Samurai Hi Jeff warrior
and why does going into the brain fart channel break discord
cat memes are so plain and simple at this point even I could make one
infact
my cat is a meme now
Hi Kemek Hi plebeianjay
attention, catizen
ΠΡΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π·Π²Π΅ΡΡΠΊΠ° Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ»ΠΈ. Π‘ΡΡΠΊΠΈ, Π²ΡΠΎΡΡΠ΅ β ΠΊΠΎΡΠΈΠΊΠ° Π½Π΅Ρ. ΠΠΎΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΎΠ±Π½Π°ΡΡΠΆΠΈΠ»ΠΈ Π·Π° ΠΏΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΡΠ½Ρ ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎΠ² Π½Π° Π΄ΡΡΠ³ΠΎΠΌ ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠΊΠ΅ ΡΠΈΠ΄ΡΡΠΈΠΌ Π½Π° ΠΎΠΏΠΎΡΠ΅, ΠΌΡΡΠΊΠ°ΡΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ. Π ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ Π½ΠΈΠΌ Π² Π²ΠΎΠ»ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ β Π·Π΄ΠΎΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Π½ΡΠΉ ΠΏΡΡΠ΅Π»Ρ. Π ΡΠΎΠΆΠ΅ Π³ΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΡΡΠΈΠΉ. Π ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ΠΌ, ΡΠ°Π·Π΄ΡΠ°ΠΆΠ°Π»ΠΈ Π΄ΡΡΠ³ Π΄ΡΡΠ³Π°. ΠΡ Π° ΠΏΠΎ ΠΊΠΎΡΠΈΠΊΡ Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ° ΡΠΆΠ΅ Π²ΠΎΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ Π²ΡΠ΅ ΡΠΎΡΠΊΡΡΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡΡ. ΠΠΊΠ»ΡΡΠ°Ρ ΠΊΠΎΡΠ°-Π±ΡΠ°ΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠ°, ΠΊΠΎΡΠΎΡΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π·ΠΎΠ²ΡΡ Π§ΡΠΊ. ΠΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ ΠΆΠ΅ ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠ°Π΄Π°...
why is this taking so long
I need to be hit by a bus by Thursday evening
my imgination
also quinn your the king now cuz i like quinn
king Quinn, presiding in the city of Village
There was a cockroach at the bottom of my coffee, i thought those fuckers float when dead
Watchu playin
it hasn't infused your coffee with the taste fully so it was still heavy
at least you got a yummy snack to finish your drink
that was my 5th coffee of the day
idk if that thing crawled in either on my 3rd or 4th cup
That makes me sick to my stomach just to read it
dont wait for it, friends of mine waited for whole day for it to finish
i had its little prickly roach legs on the tip of my lips
π€’
it's already at 23%
I'll just wait
also five coffees in a day what da heeeeell
maybe it was a psychotic caffeine-induced roach
biggest mistake of your life
im currently making my 6th, im making sure no roach gets in my cup this time
already 26%
my pc sounds like a jet
Watchu playinnnnn
the last of us
oh shit
it's time
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--- #TLOU2 #Thelastofus2 #4chan #/v/ #Art
tlou1 remake
thats what a nebulizer sounds like from an observers perspective
gift me nitro animals
I should get a shawarma
but you are one
yup
looks oddly familiar...
don't talk to
what
doesn't it remind you of something?
no? are u asking this so that people would stare at it and be grossed out more?
pretty clever, ngl.
gugu gaga
I eat leftovers all the time and that shits good
firstly, yes, secondly #πͺbruh-fart message
ah, maybe maybe. i didnt see that meow's creation
all this time, meow was eating sewer tacos
one of you should adopt meow so he can't be fatherless anymore
those things do look kinda like shriveled up dead rats to be fair
also if I may add, some meat on tortilla is not a fucking taco
Imagine sitting on that sheeesh thatll rustle some urchins
he
rustle some urchins is the most SpongeBob ass set of words I've ever heard
do you have proof that it's a woman?
yes
prove it?

falco saw it
Its either that or i say shake some balls
Dagoth Ur rates Skyrim's waifus on a tier list. Unfortunately his personal biases and unwavering prejudice make it a pretty tough list to crack, even for the most noble of perspective wives.
The sequel is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Jviuk6-jQ
such a reliable and trustworthy source
source: some italian saw it
Guys im 1% part italian so take my word with a grain of salt, meow is in fact NOT a cat
@heavy halo prove that you're a female
that would be an insult to cats if he was one
if you are 1% bri*ish it nullifies
@solar obsidian your eyes are pretty womanly and breedable ngl
thanks, the long eyelashes makes it look like so
get a room you two
will do π
get me a camera
how i prove
open vagen
im writing more lore
birth certificate

idk
why the fuck would i show a discord server my birth certificate
you have to
im not THAT dumb
you have to prove you were assigned dishwasher at birth
doubt
yeah right
i cant cook im not an idiot
It is obligatory meow...

yeah right
after the Alice incident people stopped believing that women exist
I use persuasion
yuh uh
whats the alice incident
/roll 1d20
the alice incident
fucking
wdym?
bz11k rolled 1 dice with 20 sides
π² 12
sshit
the alice, everyone thought that he was a woman
rolling down in the deep
until he spoke in vc with a tts
falco was there
LOL
the betrayal in his eyes...
Cmon gigantic you gotta explain the lore of a catastrophic event like in the movies do to inform the viewer of the plot @uncut obsidian
and did meow spoke?
meow can't speak
men can do female voices btw
i can only meow sorry
every message of meow in the chat is written by their caretaker
doesn't prove much
they can neither speak or type
he didnt if he saw eyes and think, "yep, woman"
the alternative to showing your birth certificate is be in a vc and speak to >4 people in this channel
how the fuck.. who told you thiswhere did u get this information
It was me
am smart
someone is leaking
did u practice that, femboy?
he's 17
maybe
he's squeaking by default

one day meow will post her selfie here
god forbid

Falco will lose his fucking marbles
yeah, only he's allowed to see meow's face
Who cares
PLEASE MARRY ME MEOW PIPA DI PUPA removes every mod from gamma and dethrones Grok
the horrible day of moderator's thirst

Never believed Alice was a woman
speaking of the devil
Lies
The TTS thing was literally all I needed
Deception
i cant say it anymore
to cum?


