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toxic sundial
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Fr there's a reason m2 brownings are still being used

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It works

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It's been working

urban ocean
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NGL, some of the guns do look dope as hell, but a few of them are seriously like "how the fuck is this actually supposed to function"

toxic sundial
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It won't stop working in the foreseeable future

grim sluice
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Wish I had the greentext of where a Marine on Mars lays down supression fire alongside a railgun with a browning.

urban ocean
ruby minnow
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i mean

heavy halo
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Meow was bored and made cake

urban ocean
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Then you play with the Mk.19 and you can delete entire cardinal directions in seconds

toxic sundial
ruby minnow
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guns from ww1 are being used to this day in a certain front that i can't talk about

heavy halo
urban ocean
quartz ridge
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I would have busted if I got to shot Ma Duece

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Let alone a .50 in general

heavy halo
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sorry ti disappoint my baking level is actually good compared to my cooking level

grim sluice
minor cypress
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Cake looks good

grim sluice
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Wait, wrong name

toxic sundial
quartz ridge
toxic sundial
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It's a bitchin cartridge

ruby minnow
heavy halo
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Ueah

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Its chocolate with chocolate frosting

heavy halo
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cuz meow loves chocolate

grim sluice
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CHASSEPOT.

toxic sundial
ruby minnow
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a gun museum worker would have a really good or a bad day in a Pakistani armory

grim sluice
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Chassepot rifles from 1866 were still in service until 2004. And it was in the national armouries, not just in the hands of a farmer or two.

urban ocean
toxic sundial
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.30 caliber 150 grain projectile will always fuck shit up

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Shits borderline anti material

urban ocean
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NGL. I really want a Russian 4 gauge shotgun

ruby minnow
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not a the 4 gauge shotgun

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there is no other 4 gauge one

grim sluice
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Fuck that.
1 Gauge shotty,

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Or even a 1/4th gauge TROLLED

urban ocean
toxic sundial
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4 pound projectile

grim sluice
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True chad who knows what gauge means

urban ocean
ruby minnow
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you know getting a original AK-74 is easy

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i really want one

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its illegal to keep but its cool

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the hard part is getting zenitco

toxic sundial
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I have a 47 that's real nice

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74 is cool but 5.45 is such an anemic cartridge

ruby minnow
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a original AK-47 i don't think so

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but with how close Turkey is to Russia and Middle East

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and if you know a guy or 2

toxic sundial
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Zenitco is overrated

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Get a good rail and sight, muzzle device and weapon light

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Anymore aftermarket mods than that is unnecessary

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I say that being someone who buys bayonets for every gun I own

ruby minnow
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actually after thinking about it

toxic sundial
ruby minnow
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i don't even need to leave Turkey for a original ak

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i'm pretty sure there is a ak-47 in every household in east

toxic sundial
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PSA makes an AK for like 600$

ruby minnow
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also terrorists and big criminal groups

toxic sundial
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If you want budget

ruby minnow
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i don't live in US my guy

toxic sundial
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Lame

ruby minnow
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in what part of US's east are there terrorists

toxic sundial
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It's called the cartel and it's in the south

ruby minnow
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well but they aren't in the US they are outside of it

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the drugs they smuggle are in the US

zealous remnant
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sure

quartz ridge
toxic sundial
heavy halo
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:3

ruby minnow
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nuke california

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twice

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
gilded blade
toxic sundial
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P!cat

foggy mantleBOT
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toxic sundial
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WOOOOOH!!!

heavy halo
gilded blade
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P!Dog

foggy mantleBOT
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heavy halo
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P!banana

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toxic sundial
gilded blade
toxic sundial
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P!birb

foggy mantleBOT
gilded blade
heavy halo
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Thats a fucking pegnin

zealous remnant
heavy halo
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P!bird

crimson flame
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P!boobs

foggy mantleBOT
toxic sundial
foggy mantleBOT
tulip ravine
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Ay russ how you hit six gyal in a month

gilded blade
toxic sundial
tulip ravine
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Boobless kekpoint

crimson flame
gilded blade
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Bobless

tulip ravine
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Just get some real bobs Fr

toxic sundial
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Jobless

heavy halo
toxic sundial
gilded blade
toxic sundial
tulip ravine
# heavy halo

I didn’t Kek react because the image was funny, it’s more because for you that is comedy genius clueless

toxic sundial
tulip ravine
tulip ravine
gilded blade
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I have cancer?

toxic sundial
gilded blade
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P!Dog

foggy mantleBOT
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heavy halo
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:3

gilded blade
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I like its blue eyes

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P!Cat

foggy mantleBOT
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gilded blade
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Strebby

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eating some strebbys

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Anybody have any tips for making RJ45 T568 cables?

grim sluice
urban ocean
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mmm, bethesda jank

true sedge
# grim sluice

everyone talked about this game for 2 weeks then it dissapeared

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cause it sucked

grim sluice
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Yeah, didn't have much going for it other than the kitty

minor cypress
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Man these damn endusers are something else tonight.

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Lady upset because her personal printer no work. Test using company pc and personal pc. Still not work. Not happy when we tell her to call HP for help. KEKW

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God i wish i could skin whatever middle management goblin somehow snuck the idea of having night shift cyber dudes "support" the genpop helpdesk as a backup.

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Or just hire more people. /endreeing

gilded blade
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I made my first ethernet cable today zoro

minor cypress
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Hell yeah, very nice

gilded blade
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It fucking sucks to get the cables lined up

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It also doesn't help that im red green colorblind

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So the green looks like the brown

minor cypress
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That part does suck. I feel the same way about those shitty IO pins for motherboards. My hands were not meant for such small wires

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No idea why that isn't standardized into one big plug by now

gilded blade
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It took me an hour later after everyone else but I still did it

quartz ridge
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that hurts

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like

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the BARREL

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PLEASE

minor cypress
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But you're colorblind. Skill surplus

gilded blade
minor cypress
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Big case is keeping the common man down

gilded blade
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We should go back to floppy drives and com ports

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And crts

glad carbon
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thats just a dying dog 😦

glad carbon
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hes spasming cause he got shot

toxic sundial
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P!cat

foggy mantleBOT
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crimson flame
toxic sundial
austere fractal
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Don’t want to get absolutely crucified for posting this in newbies, so… Have fun with this kekl (insert literally any faction and start a war)

plucky void
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based Sephiroth Hanzo

ruby minnow
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i stand with drunk driver rights

slender rock
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runic kernel
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Good morning brainfart

ruby minnow
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gm catboy

fallow trellis
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ladies and gentlemen titanfall 2 was on sale and i bought it

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it was good knowing all of you

slender rock
surreal smelt
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When you try to negotiate with the pirate warlord who annihalated your fleet but they cut communication and now you can see the saturation bombing in the horizon

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Fuck Baukal Daud and his Hegemony

tulip ravine
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Hello chat

surreal smelt
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Join me in committing terracide in Starsector

fallow trellis
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i came back because someone dissed baikal daud

odd sail
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official valve artwork btw

ruby minnow
surreal smelt
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Good, they trapped me in an 'inspection' loop because I forgot to turn my transponder back on after a prolonged exploration mission. I eventually had to destroy the patrol because their 'inspections' brought my fleet CR down to 10%

glad carbon
surreal smelt
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One patrol, constantly chasing my fleet around, fucking up my ships, because I forgot to turn my transponder on. You do that shit to a fleet 3x your side like 20 times then you deserve to have what remains of your ashes presented to your next of kin. Fuck around and find out as the saying goes

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And it was on, I turned it on after the first inspection. But they followed me across the system for a week

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Every life lost in the saturation bombing of Chicomoztoc is on Daud and that dickhead of a patrol officer

narrow lotus
glad carbon
winged chasm
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Oh thats why those just got muted kekw

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Also last dude posted a full spongebob movie in offtopic

surreal smelt
fallow trellis
surreal smelt
fallow trellis
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also bombing chicomoztoc or hating baikal daud is a shallow understanding of the hegemony

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bomb the bluebloods at eventide instead

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all those legislations, laws and tarrifs imposed by the hegemony are decided by the houses in eventide

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especially the Raos

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baikal is just their sock puppet

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ask him about the imposed tarrifs he wont know shit about it

surreal smelt
crimson flame
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wat game

fallow trellis
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starsector

surreal smelt
zealous remnant
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oh nooo the economy

surreal smelt
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"But what about the economy" how is economic collapse next year going to stop me now?

upbeat jay
fallow trellis
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literally Baikal Daud is just another guy in the position of High hegemon, The Sangs, Cardonas, Raos and all the other elities in Eventide are the problem

wraith osprey
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Starsector political πŸ₯Ή

wraith osprey
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Love to Luddites

fallow trellis
wraith osprey
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πŸ™

slender rock
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experienced trauma, play fucking tetris

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wait...

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tarkov gear manangement is fucking tetris

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oh god

odd sail
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i want some plasticine

fallow trellis
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Daud never acts like Sun, Andrada, or even the aristocratas in Kazeron like the Yaribays since he wasnt born into riches, he grew up in the slums of Chicomoztoc and proved himself capable just like Andrada in his prime

odd sail
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and make a cock with it

fallow trellis
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given 15-20 more cycles he'll be replaced with another but the houses will still stay the same and pulling strings and making schemes

grim sluice
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The effects look cool; but the trailer is kind of oddly paced even for people who know fallout.

surreal smelt
final cedar
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power armours looked goofy af

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the head bobble

surreal smelt
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Personally my faction of choice is tied between the Persean League or Sindrian Diktate, I've never gotten a commission since it looks like it takes away far more opportunities than it creates

fallow trellis
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ah Hegemony but color yellow

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Hegemony but color purple

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but atleast they havent committed mass genocide

surreal smelt
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Usually I don't go to war against any faction except for the Pirates and pathers

surreal smelt
fallow trellis
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2 since the other 1 is still intact

surreal smelt
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But it's a case of the Hegemony, Pathers, and Tri-tach all pointing fingers at each other

fallow trellis
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the pathers wouldn have been able to destroy Mairaath without assistance

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Opis was definitely a hegemony fault

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Hana Pacha was both Tri tach and hegemony's fault

odd sail
fallow trellis
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and this is only counting base game

surreal smelt
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I didn't like how linear the Sindrian quest was, they had an opportunity to explore the power vacuum left by Andrada, but instead you get some spy dude who immediately invalidates your every decision.

fallow trellis
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he gave me a big ship and some pocket money, hes good in my books

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Sindria is a shithole and so is curor, the only place i like in askonia is volturn

runic kernel
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Hi Chimp Hi Quinn

fallow trellis
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starsector politics

eager igloo
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Hi cat

surreal smelt
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Wanted to write up a thesis statement, but simply put. I REALLY HATE the Sindrian quest

runic kernel
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Hi Menace

fallow trellis
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in a way it makes sense

rancid iris
fallow trellis
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you arent part of the upper echelons of the diktat

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you are a mercenary

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for hire

grim sluice
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Howdy cat

fallow trellis
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the only reason i enjoyed the quest is that i didnt ask questions, i even charged more for it

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its a dictatorship

grim sluice
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YEARLY REMINDER: Milgrad Bryansk Dairy had the best proposed packaging.

fallow trellis
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just a bunch of elites stabbing each other in the back, how is it any different from the white collars in eochu bres

fallow trellis
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very nice

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i even forgot what i was politically rambling about

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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synched with like

surreal smelt
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Anyway, all I'm saying is

quartz ridge
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the fine print's finals lines

" to earn the right to work "

surreal smelt
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Give war a chance

quartz ridge
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Literally sounds like this

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The beat

surreal smelt
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Wasn't there a line in that game about suicide being bad not because you are killing yourself, but because it would be destruction of company property?

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Or am I thinking about a different game?

quartz ridge
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yep pretty sure

odd sail
final cedar
final cedar
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By saying society didn't progress past the 1950 much they pretty much agree that segregation was still a thing snigsmile

grim sluice
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They waz Kangz

odd sail
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hi metro

slender rock
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who was talking about the thing in PA?

final cedar
odd sail
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whats good

uncut obsidian
pastel quartz
final cedar
runic kernel
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Hi Metro Hi Vlad

final cedar
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Hi Catboy peepohi

uncut obsidian
runic kernel
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Hi Madi

uncut obsidian
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already saw 9yos in 17+ "experiences"

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hi

odd sail
odd sail
stone blade
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gm

uncut obsidian
slender rock
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13 fucking days and PA police and state police can't find this guy

heavy halo
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god

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i cant catch a break

slender rock
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Brother in christ

heavy halo
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was talking to a girl and we were doing well, out of nowhere she starts ghosting me and we havent talked in like a week

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what the hell do i do

slender rock
heavy halo
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:3

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real

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ty blur

slender rock
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β–Ά Play video
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this guy is playing MGS3 IRL

runic kernel
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Hi Ivan Hi meowmachine

slender rock
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they spotted guy in drone thermals before the rain and storm hit around this place, but I mean fuck if they can't find him in this woodland terrain he's long gone

stone blade
undone wave
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Damn I missed racism hour in brainfart

heavy halo
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awh man

stone blade
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dw public femboy hour comes next

storm stream
stone blade
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Meow , give up on dating

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if someone wants you they'll show it

pale ingot
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that will not ger throw gh to her bragh

undone wave
pale ingot
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trust

undone wave
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Lecture her on how Germany could have won Ww2
That always works

pale ingot
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my main goal is to blow up

undone wave
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My mango

pale ingot
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and then act like ion know nobody

undone wave
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Arararararararar

uncut obsidian
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hi meow

undone wave
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I am so congested right now

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Blegh

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I really need Flyout to drop so I can make this

slender rock
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jesus christ

undone wave
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Lift with your legggggggs

sullen osprey
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YEAAAAHH

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man bulgarian femboys what a thing

undone wave
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Why is that post dated 1992 kekw

slender rock
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so

sullen osprey
slender rock
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πŸ‘€

undone wave
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Being a femboy is a privilege few can afford

sullen osprey
slender rock
undone wave
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Sorry for saying the F word, mods

sullen osprey
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Yeah id be shot on the spot if I looked like that in texas

undone wave
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The dudes in unwashed hunting gear would rip my throat out

slender rock
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fuck texas

sullen osprey
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yeeaaaaahhh...

undone wave
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Z tier state

slender rock
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nothing but steers and... fake ass wanna be cowboy dipshits

sullen osprey
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I mean the city's are nice, only place you can escape the steriotypes

slender rock
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New Mexico and Arizona combined is more hard than texas

sullen osprey
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exept lubbock, youll get shot and mugged in lubbock

undone wave
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  1. Texas decides to secede
  2. U.S. has a brand new foreign neighbor with access to oil TROLLED
sullen osprey
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  1. puppet state
sullen osprey
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just like HOI4

undone wave
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Here's how Texas could have won the 2nd Civil War

wraith osprey
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😳

sullen osprey
slender rock
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gun horders SMH

sullen osprey
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yeah my dad is starting to become one....

slender rock
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Bruh

sullen osprey
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bruh indeed

undone wave
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There was a dude like that in my state who died in a firefight with the FBI

sullen osprey
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lmao bro was not that guy

rancid iris
undone wave
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A real meal team 6 member

slender rock
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there's gun nerds in need man

undone wave
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Some old fuck who made several death threats on Biden, who was in the state at the time

slender rock
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😒

sullen osprey
rancid iris
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denton texas is fuckin awesome

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very similar town to cypress (where i live)

ruby minnow
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We should nuke california

slender rock
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Fuck you

undone wave
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All Californians and Texans should switch places

slender rock
slender rock
sullen osprey
rancid iris
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you think i’m gonna leave the state that makes up over a fifth of the world’s natural gas

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ur funny

sullen osprey
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on god

slender rock
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lol

sullen osprey
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at least rent is low, thats all im happy about with texas

slender rock
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those californians that leave are cowards

undone wave
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Texas does have that

slender rock
rancid iris
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bro i have a 1500 square foot apartment

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my rent is a fucking tenth

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of what that would be in ny/ca

undone wave
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Which way western man?
Gentrified wasteland
Or hate crime wasteland

rancid iris
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welcome to the south

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whatever you do, don’t live in louisiana

undone wave
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Its not a hate crime
I loved doing it

rancid iris
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even that mfs that live there hate it

slender rock
sullen osprey
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virtual insanity

undone wave
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I really could have rolled a worse state to be born in
I could have gotten florida dread

slender rock
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nuke florida

rancid iris
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2 states that don’t need to exist

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florida and california

slender rock
sullen osprey
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You cant convince me that florida isnt just roblox survive the disaster in disguise

ruby minnow
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yeah California sucks

slender rock
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leave my state alone cocksucker

undone wave
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Homophobia laws don't work as well when you're a gaу with no game clueless

slender rock
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go fuck yourself

ruby minnow
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your state sucks

slender rock
sullen osprey
slender rock
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your turn

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πŸ™‚

sullen osprey
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then do it again

rancid iris
slender rock
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nah nah your turn

undone wave
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I bet you wear a hard hat and overalls and build sentries

sullen osprey
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nuh uh, mom says i get doubles

pale ingot
rancid iris
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alright back to work with no income tax

slender rock
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lol

rancid iris
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get mcfucked

undone wave
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Penice

sullen osprey
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also get back to work with no OSHA heat laws

undone wave
undone wave
sullen osprey
rancid iris
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i mean tbf the company i work for is unionized

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they shake in their boots at the thought of messing with the employees

runic kernel
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Hi whrexxy Hi Blur

slender rock
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although, MD has a better flag out of all the states so we all lose

rancid iris
slender rock
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I mean that's a nice fucking flag tbh

undone wave
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Step 1. Offer free samples of baby formula to new mothers
Step 2. The samples last long enough where the mothers naturally stop producing their own milk
Step 3. Profit TROLLED

undone wave
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One of the most comically evil things a company has ever done imo

pale ingot
sullen osprey
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yeeaaaaahhhh

undone wave
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F117 πŸŽ‰

pale ingot
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not AGAIN

slender rock
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Ca's flag is kinda meh

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I mean a bear is cool but

undone wave
sullen osprey
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I just realized that Tennessee is a place

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I compleatly forgot about it

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just like Wyoming

lapis zinc
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alvin york is from tn

eager igloo
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That was 3 days ago, old news

sullen osprey
storm stream
undone wave
storm stream
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Nothin to worry about

lapis zinc
slender rock
lapis zinc
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guy is pretty cool

slender rock
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aspire to be that man

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or come close

sullen osprey
slender rock
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lol

lapis zinc
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it be that way

slender rock
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πŸ’€

lapis zinc
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the fins truly fell after the finno-korean hyperborean war

rancid iris
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lol

heavy halo
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okay guys

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im bored

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who wants to be snuck into my fantasy world as a character

sullen osprey
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only if your using the GURPS system

storm stream
sullen osprey
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lol

heavy halo
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:3

sullen osprey
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like DND but better

uncut obsidian
heavy halo
uncut obsidian
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bet

heavy halo
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you will be...

odd sail
heavy halo
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Madiran, The first of the Crystalized

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your lore will be along the lines of-

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you were lost in the tundra, and found yourself in a cave for protection

sullen osprey
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make me a litch pweese, I want to pass OSHA violations with unlimited labor

heavy halo
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the longer your stayed the more you notice your body changed akin to the cave

slender rock
heavy halo
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you crew crystal on your body, you could see better in the dark, and your skin became darker

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is this tyo your satisfaction mwadi

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:3

uncut obsidian
#

sure

ruby minnow
wraith osprey
#

FUCK crystals
Make me rock and stone Chadge

sullen osprey
sullen osprey
#

ROCK

ruby minnow
#

rock and stone

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to the bone

sullen osprey
#

were rich!

pastel quartz
#

rock and rollin stone

pastel quartz
#

can i get a rock and stone

sullen osprey
#

yeb

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hab grangigte

hot snow
#

hello humans here's my cat and my hairy ass leg

dusty glen
heavy halo
#

become silly CH_LewdSmug

sullen osprey
wraith osprey
#

Become government

dusty glen
sullen osprey
sullen osprey
#

your right

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id say...

odd sail
sullen osprey
#

1300 calories?

dusty glen
wraith osprey
# odd sail

No respect or empathy for pixels on a screen or ink on paper

hot snow
#

did anything interesting happen in this server over the summer

hot snow
#

I went into sleepy mode for the whole thing

dusty glen
# hot snow bigfoot good

It keeps me warm in colder weathers tbh, I should keep growing it and return to nature.
Reject Humanity, Embrace Monke clueless

dusty glen
hot snow
#

who need pant when you have hair

dusty glen
hot snow
#

h a i r

odd sail
dusty glen
#

Hair only goes so far

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I’ll wrap that shit in Kevlar-layered underwear Chadge

hot snow
rancid iris
#

boomstick 1776 is my new band namw

hot snow
#

eternally growing

rancid iris
#

i’m copyrighting it

dusty glen
odd sail
rancid iris
#

WHAT

hot snow
#

what is this meme

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since when does it exist

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I need more knowledge

rancid iris
#

i mean i accept the boomstick 1776

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but what the fuck is that grocery bag of gasoline

somber warren
rancid iris
#

yes

hot snow
#

who needs gas can when you have bag

#

it is simply easier

rancid iris
#

true

dusty glen
sullen osprey
#

and thats how you make napalm

dusty glen
odd sail
#

fatherless show meets fatherless show

fallow trellis
odd sail
dusty glen
odd sail
#

oh no

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CIA would like to know your location

sullen osprey
#

oh no

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ATF would like to know your location

somber warren
tacit phoenix
# odd sail

Is it true that US kids all got their front hoodie stolen at birth?

slender rock
slender rock
#

most probably do because their parents had it done and so on

tacit phoenix
#

It just sounds whack af to me

slender rock
#

Tribes don't do that shit tho

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being half apache mine is still intact πŸ™‚

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fuck that weird shit

dusty glen
surreal smelt
#

My bridge crew after learning the saturation bombing killed hundreds of millions and rendered Chicomoztoc uninhabitable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zoSIaEs_yI

Da manden ind i gΓ₯rden kom, oh se, oh se, oh se,
tre garderheste stod pΓ₯ rad og en og to og tre,
da manden spurgte konen, hvad de garderheste var?:
se det er tre malkekΓΈer, som min mor hun sendte mig,
oh, oh, oh, lad gΓ₯, malkekΓΈer med sadler pΓ₯,
jeg er en mand, som alting kan forstΓ₯.

Da manden ind i gangen kom, oh se, oh se, oh se,
seks garders...

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river zealot
eager igloo
#

Why is it kissing stal?

runic kernel
eager igloo
odd sail
#

by fatherless, I mean, the lack of a male parent

somber warren
#

I'm Glad i'm german. I can keep my foreskin

surreal smelt
eager igloo
surreal smelt
#

My crew changing their patches after I form a new faction

stone blade
odd sail
eager igloo
#

Are you having a stroke

odd sail
#

yes

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stroking my AKM

surreal smelt
#

My captain in 20 years explaining his latest saturation bombing

hot snow
#

I love dark souls

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I wish I had the mental fortitude to beat it

stone blade
lapis zinc
#

just start with ds1 then work through it there are only a couple of problem areas

hot snow
#

at least DS3 is rewarding to advance in

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ds1 just makes you wish you were dead every time you make progress

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elden bing good though I beat it

stone blade
lapis zinc
stone blade
#

TABACO!!!

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i love this song

lapis zinc
#

its a lot more methodical and slower

surreal smelt
hot snow
#

but it just got really boring

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and I ain't about to spend 10 minutes slapping a boss just to get to another circle of hell

surreal smelt
#

I can't think of anything for this. something, something, shitty starsector joke

lapis zinc
#

the bosses aren't that bad in terms of time invested if you are properly geared/leveled though unless you use a faith build on ornstein or pyromancy on quelag

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then its just nooo

hot snow
#

it's not so much that the bosses themselves take a long time to beat

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it just takes

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so

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so

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so long to get back to them after dying

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and most of the time there's like 20 enemies trying to cuck you aswell

lapis zinc
#

most of them have shortcuts

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by design

hot snow
#

I know but even those take a while to get to and basically take navigating a maze to get to

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and I just ain't about that

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I'm much more comfortable slapping pontiff in the mouth with the collosal greatsword for the fifth time

lapis zinc
hot snow
#

the fucking sewers bro

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my god

#

I literally have PTSD from that shit

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i couldn't even find the shortcut and I kept going the long route till I got cursed

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and then I did a gamer moment and rage quit

crimson flame
lapis zinc
#

for a first time playthrough yes but once you know the route its mostly straight then a couple rights

hot snow
#

well I couldn't for the life of me complete a first playthrough

lapis zinc
#

and as for the enemies giving you trouble maybe use a decent shield until you learn how to position around them

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of course it helps that they dont spin on a dime like they do in other games

hot snow
#

maybe I'll try again some day

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but for now I'm perfectly ok chilling with more modern souls likes

#

like elben bing my beloved

surreal smelt
lapis zinc
#

demon souls clueless

hot snow
#

I tried emulating demons souls on pc

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didn't work

#

so uh that's definitely a no go

lapis zinc
#

i got it on ps5 its a banger

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ran it to my monitor it looks amazing

#

but if you cant beat ds1 you definitely cant do demon souls

hot snow
#

yeah I figured

#

I'll just chill with the elden ring dlc whenever that comes out

lapis zinc
#

the difficulty ranges from easy to Chechen child in Grozny

hot snow
#

in ds1?

surreal smelt
#

Captain William Canton giving orders to a Nobre Free Colonies fleet commander during the Third Battle of Coatl

hot snow
#

to me it seems like the whole thing is just ptsd fuel

lapis zinc
#

ds1 is mostly positioning and how and when you move

#

once you got that its mostly easy

hot snow
#

fair

surreal smelt
#

POV: Canton gets an audience with the Oculian AI

eager igloo
#

Congrats, you killed the chat

undone tree
#

You want the chat?
Come and get it

hot snow
#

everything is dead in this server

#

just some things are less dead

#

and I'm not one of those things

eager igloo
#

@hot snow

hot snow
#

geg

livid pond
hot snow
#

dude lowercase g looks so weird

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I've just now realised how weird it looks

hot snow
#

bro lowercase g literally looks like a damn cowboy fuckin lasso

stone shoal
#

g and G do not work

hot snow
#

I know

stone shoal
#

a and A work because A is like a but straightened out

hot snow
#

uppercase G looks fine

stone shoal
#

but g and G is like g lost half of it's torso

proud torrent
#

wait until you guys see capital G in cursive

hot snow
#

bro I feel high

stone shoal
#

G?

hot snow
#

how did I just not discover this

proud torrent
stone shoal
#

Gesus fucking christ

hot snow
#

gesus grhist

pure hatch
#

Cursive is cursed as hell

hot snow
#

cursive as hell

stone shoal
#

Cursive needs to stop... Cursisting

pure hatch
#

I would know because I write in cursive

stone shoal
#

Cursive is for names

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Cursive is for people who dabble too much with paper so they want to spell their name in a really fancy way thinking it'll protect them from identity thieves

pure hatch
#

Cursive Cyrillic though is worse

#

I write cursive because it’s faster (to me anyway) and because only I can read my chicken scratch

proud torrent
#

yeah also a cursive writer, I was like the last age group that learned it in 3rd grade they don't teach that shit anymore except teaching a signature and I'm stuck writing like a victorian era moron

stone shoal
pure hatch
#

We were trained to write in cursive in 2nd grade. Dunno if the school I went to still teaches it

stone shoal
#

Albeit that was probably because my handwriting is akin to a 7-year olds handwriting

proud torrent
pure hatch
#

Writing in chicken scratch was helpful to me tbh. Meant people didn’t want to copy any lectures from me

stone shoal
#

I debate sometimes on getting a typewriter or something so I can actually use paper

proud torrent
#

when they realized email and texting weren't just a fad they just gave up on cursive

stone shoal
#

paper as a medium for writing my shit down

pure hatch
#

I like how people view cursive as this rather fancy way of writing when my cursive is the equivalent of a 1st grader’s doodles during a lecture

stone shoal
#

The problem with text is that your go-to applications default to windows are fucking notepad and that other form of notepad that looks like a discount free-trial of Microsoft Word

pure hatch
stone shoal
#

I do it regardless but what I'm saying is I'd love some physical method of using a keyboard on paper that didn't cost 1000$/Β£+

pure hatch
#

Good point, typewriters would be pretty cool as a thing to own

stone shoal
#

Like Alan Moore but on steroids

pure hatch
#

Basically a Luddite but really proud

stone shoal
#

He jump for toy

#

But most importantly

#

He Jump for being sold into slavery

pure hatch
#

Nah, he jumped to a sauce of soy

stone shoal
#

I wanted to say "He jump for boy" but that sounded too gay in my head.

stone shoal
tacit phoenix
#

holy smokes

#

I'm so tired

#

And it's only Wednesday

stone shoal
#

Oh my fucking god its wednesday?

#

I missed Robbaz

tacit phoenix
#

I don't watch YouTubers other than world famous PapaKev that isn't associated with me in any way or shape

stone shoal
#

You will never laugh until tears at seeing him put a baby on a grill in Sims 2 Aware omegakekw

#

You will never get to know the tale of the Redneck Brothers

#

You will never see him act like a complete basketcase on Star Citizen

#

...That's about it tbh

tacit phoenix
stone shoal
stone shoal
#

I genuinely don't know how this even got it to Youtube

eager igloo
#

I think I need to play stardew valley

runic kernel
#

Hi Banzai_Samurai Hi Jeff warrior

eager igloo
hot snow
#

bro did everyone die

#

what goin on

austere shadow
hot snow
#

and why does going into the brain fart channel break discord

hot snow
#

but alas

#

I am taken

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by not someone

hot snow
#

cat memes are so plain and simple at this point even I could make one

#

infact

#

my cat is a meme now

runic kernel
#

Hi Kemek Hi plebeianjay

livid pond
placid sail
#

Π­Ρ‚ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π·Π²Π΅Ρ€ΡŒΠΊΠ° Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ° потСряли. Π‘ΡƒΡ‚ΠΊΠΈ, Π²Ρ‚ΠΎΡ€Ρ‹Π΅ – ΠΊΠΎΡ‚ΠΈΠΊΠ° Π½Π΅Ρ‚. ΠŸΠΎΡ‚ΠΎΠΌ ΠΎΠ±Π½Π°Ρ€ΡƒΠΆΠΈΠ»ΠΈ Π·Π° ΠΏΠ°Ρ€Ρƒ ΡΠΎΡ‚Π½ΡŽ ΠΌΠ΅Ρ‚Ρ€ΠΎΠ² Π½Π° Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ΠΎΠΌ участкС сидящим Π½Π° ΠΎΠΏΠΎΡ€Π΅, ΠΌΡΡƒΠΊΠ°ΡŽΡ‰Π΅Π³ΠΎ. А ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ Π½ΠΈΠΌ Π² Π²ΠΎΠ»ΡŒΠ΅Ρ€Π΅ – Π·Π΄ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Π½Ρ‹ΠΉ ΠΏΡ‘ΡΠ΅Π»ΡŒ. И Ρ‚ΠΎΠΆΠ΅ голосящий. Π’ ΠΎΠ±Ρ‰Π΅ΠΌ, Ρ€Π°Π·Π΄Ρ€Π°ΠΆΠ°Π»ΠΈ Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³Π°. Ну Π° ΠΏΠΎ ΠΊΠΎΡ‚ΠΈΠΊΡƒ Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ° ΡƒΠΆΠ΅ Π²ΠΎΠΎΠ±Ρ‰Π΅ всС ΡΠΎΡΠΊΡƒΡ‡ΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡΡŒ. Π’ΠΊΠ»ΡŽΡ‡Π°Ρ ΠΊΠΎΡ‚Π°-Π±Ρ€Π°Ρ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠ°, ΠΊΠΎΡ‚ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π·ΠΎΠ²ΡƒΡ‚ Π§ΡƒΠΊ. НашСго ΠΆΠ΅ пострада...

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eager igloo
uncut obsidian
#

why is this taking so long

heavy halo
#

kay guys

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who wants to be the name of the king

#

:3

fallow trellis
#

I need to be hit by a bus by Thursday evening

eager igloo
#

Watchu playin

#

Both of you

heavy halo
#

also quinn your the king now cuz i like quinn

placid sail
#

king Quinn, presiding in the city of Village

fallow trellis
#

There was a cockroach at the bottom of my coffee, i thought those fuckers float when dead

eager igloo
placid sail
#

at least you got a yummy snack to finish your drink

fallow trellis
#

that was my 5th coffee of the day

#

idk if that thing crawled in either on my 3rd or 4th cup

young fulcrum
river zealot
fallow trellis
uncut obsidian
#

I'll just wait

placid sail
#

also five coffees in a day what da heeeeell

#

maybe it was a psychotic caffeine-induced roach

river zealot
fallow trellis
#

im currently making my 6th, im making sure no roach gets in my cup this time

uncut obsidian
uncut obsidian
#

my pc sounds like a jet

eager igloo
#

Watchu playinnnnn

uncut obsidian
#

the last of us

placid sail
#

oh shit

#

it's time

uncut obsidian
#

tlou1 remake

placid sail
#

but noooo

#

let's punch the kid

fallow trellis
#

thats what a nebulizer sounds like from an observers perspective

fallow trellis
uncut obsidian
#

burn in hell for posting that

narrow lotus
#

gift me nitro animals

fallow trellis
#

I should get a shawarma

hot snow
#

I should get an egg

#

and not cook it

fallow trellis
#

but you are one

hot snow
#

yup

weak jackal
#

goodnight brainnerds

placid sail
heavy halo
#

phew

#

finished more lore

#

after 3 hours

hot snow
#

what lore

#

are you making a book or something

odd sail
#

don't talk to

hot snow
#

what

placid sail
solar obsidian
#

no? are u asking this so that people would stare at it and be grossed out more?

#

pretty clever, ngl.

hot snow
#

it's not even that gross

#

I have no idea what you babies are gawking at

solar obsidian
#

gugu gaga

hot snow
#

I eat leftovers all the time and that shits good

placid sail
odd sail
#

I forgot what that thing was

#

It looks like how enchiladas are made

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

all this time, meow was eating sewer tacos

odd sail
#

one of you should adopt meow so he can't be fatherless anymore

hot snow
#

those things do look kinda like shriveled up dead rats to be fair

placid sail
#

also if I may add, some meat on tortilla is not a fucking taco

livid pond
midnight cloud
odd sail
#

yes

#

assumed until proved otherwise

hot snow
solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
#

prove it?

odd sail
uncut obsidian
#

falco saw it

midnight cloud
solar obsidian
smoky iris
odd sail
#

such a reliable and trustworthy source

solar obsidian
#

source: some italian saw it

midnight cloud
#

Guys im 1% part italian so take my word with a grain of salt, meow is in fact NOT a cat

uncut obsidian
#

@heavy halo prove that you're a female

placid sail
#

ah yes

#

the FEMALE EYES incident

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

fucking

#

pasta man

odd sail
placid sail
#

@solar obsidian your eyes are pretty womanly and breedable ngl

solar obsidian
#

thanks, the long eyelashes makes it look like so

placid sail
#

hit me up or somethin

#

🫦

uncut obsidian
#

get a room you two

solar obsidian
#

will do πŸ˜‰

odd sail
#

get me a camera

heavy halo
placid sail
#

open vagen

heavy halo
#

im writing more lore

odd sail
#

birth certificate

odd sail
uncut obsidian
heavy halo
#

why the fuck would i show a discord server my birth certificate

odd sail
#

you have to

heavy halo
#

im not THAT dumb

odd sail
#

you have to prove you were assigned dishwasher at birth

placid sail
#

doubt

solar obsidian
#

yeah right

heavy halo
#

i cant cook im not an idiot

midnight cloud
#

It is obligatory meow...dread gunright

odd sail
#

yeah right

heavy halo
#

well...

#

oki maybe im dumb...

#

:c

uncut obsidian
#

after the Alice incident people stopped believing that women exist

placid sail
#

I use persuasion

odd sail
#

yuh uh

heavy halo
#

whats the alice incident

placid sail
#

/roll 1d20

uncut obsidian
#

the alice incident

placid sail
#

fucking

dreamy flaxBOT
#

bz11k rolled 1 dice with 20 sides

🎲 12

placid sail
#

sshit

uncut obsidian
#

the alice, everyone thought that he was a woman

odd sail
uncut obsidian
#

until he spoke in vc with a tts

uncut obsidian
#

falco was there

heavy halo
#

LOL

placid sail
#

"trust"

uncut obsidian
#

the betrayal in his eyes...

midnight cloud
#

Cmon gigantic you gotta explain the lore of a catastrophic event like in the movies do to inform the viewer of the plot @uncut obsidian

uncut obsidian
#

the horror...

#

falco changed after that tragedy...

solar obsidian
#

and did meow spoke?

placid sail
#

meow can't speak

uncut obsidian
heavy halo
#

i can only meow sorry

placid sail
#

every message of meow in the chat is written by their caretaker

uncut obsidian
#

doesn't prove much

placid sail
#

they can neither speak or type

solar obsidian
odd sail
#

the alternative to showing your birth certificate is be in a vc and speak to >4 people in this channel

heavy halo
midnight cloud
#

It was me

placid sail
#

am smart

heavy halo
#

someone is leaking

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

he's 17

uncut obsidian
placid sail
#

he's squeaking by default

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
#

one day meow will post her selfie here

placid sail
#

god forbid

solar obsidian
placid sail
#

Falco will lose his fucking marbles

uncut obsidian
eager igloo
#

Who cares

placid sail
#

PLEASE MARRY ME MEOW PIPA DI PUPA removes every mod from gamma and dethrones Grok

#

the horrible day of moderator's thirst

solar obsidian
grizzled meadow
heavy halo
#

well uhm..

#

i guess i wou

placid sail
#

speaking of the devil

uncut obsidian
grizzled meadow
#

The TTS thing was literally all I needed

heavy halo
#

NO

#

FALCOS HERE

uncut obsidian
#

Deception

heavy halo
#

i cant say it anymore

placid sail
livid pond