🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

Actually, better idea

Get Maja banished from brainfart

[odd sail]

i need nitro to be more racist

so i can be nitro racist

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow give me back my shit

[somber warren]

as if i didn't try that

[stone blade]

get maja banished from the earth

[swift scarab]

Feel free to say the n word then

[robust cove]

Oh I see it now

[swift scarab]

[odd sail]

Nimes

[swift scarab]

Close enough

[somber warren]

n||apalm||

[wraith osprey]

the n word then

[ruby minnow]

omg ivan is back

best user ever

[stone blade]

good morning habibi I see your blindness is cured

[mint mist]

hii i love u

[stone blade]

yeah thats why I want my role back

idc

I earned that shit

[ruby minnow]

haiii i love u too :3

[swift scarab]

I wish people on MTC weren’t absolute idiotic gremlins in terms of lack of skill

[mint mist]

syno is secretly a femboy

[ruby minnow]

no i'm just gay

[mint mist]

oh

[somber warren]

of course he is, he is turkish

[mint mist]

hii

[stone blade]

turkish cockroach femboy

[swift scarab]

Half the mods here are femboys

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian the infection claims yet another soul

[swift scarab]

See Madi, stage left

[ruby minnow]

well so what i can't be gay or something?

[ruby minnow]

yes i love Greek people i hate armenians

[swift scarab]

Lol, lmao even

[solar obsidian]

@ruby minnow

[mint mist]

oh, jaboopy blocked me because i said his ape escape is a game ill never try

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-the-flowers-twd-carl-sad-gif-13413320

[mint mist]

oomfie

noooo

[swift scarab]

Almost like you asked for a game to play and then immediately shot them down, I wonder why

[somber warren]

lets all block maja TOGETHER

[placid sail]

[ruby minnow]

i would never block meow or maja

[swift scarab]

The good ending

[oblique spire]

done

[weak jackal]

Maja will soon be all alone in brainfart

[solar obsidian]

wrong

[weak jackal]

alone in the void

[mint mist]

you played it?..

[somber warren]

same🤝

[weak jackal]

Don't worry maja, i'll always be here for you to annoy

[upper axle]

nah dumbass it's cause you did that then called it the worst recommendation ever, and then started attention whoring by spamming heart reacts everywhere so i decided it's easier to just nip that one

[oblique spire]

🤝

[upper axle]

anyway, back to hiding those messages.

[inland jackal]

Why not both?

[weak jackal]

hehe, nip

[upper axle]

that's the real shit right there

[mint mist]

nobody cares about these hearts tho, none of them give me attention, why would i do it for attention, wtf

[stone blade]

still waiting for my role back

[inland jackal]

[robust cove]

[mint mist]

if i want attention i can dm people, and get actual attention there wtf do u mean

[somber warren]

man i feel suddenly so at peace... Blocking maja was the best decision

[placid sail]

maja about to pass out any second from being in the spotlight so much, have pity on it

[pure hatch]

the fact that this is like the 2nd time I’ve witnessed someone go full schizo and have brainfart go against them is funny

[somber warren]

thats just a normal thursday tbh

[inland jackal]

Was the first one meow? Or me?

[solar obsidian]

usually real new exiles get that treatment

[placid sail]

and it's always a massive focus instead of quiet ignore, too

[somber warren]

nah first one was maja, i don't even remember you

[inland jackal]

Ah

[inland jackal]

I was the guy that made the really bad take on gun control and got brainfart locked

[ruby minnow]

the more people hate maja the more i love her

[placid sail]

it just doesn't work like that

[mint mist]

games are nostalgic not because they're good, but because they're games you played when you were a kid

minecraft is a shit game without mods, and it has literally no content, it's still nostalgic, and you'd reccomend it, because.. you liked it when you were a kid, right? but in reality the game has no value

the same thing happened with your game, to this point you werent able to even say a single thing thats worth talking about in the game

your game has no story, has no good pve, has no good progress, has no graphics, literally has nothing, neither does it have good combat, if it even has that

[somber warren]

there is multiple ppl here with really bad takes on anything tbh

[upper axle]

this.

[solar obsidian]

did u get bullied?

[oblique spire]

Boys

Hardbass

[pure hatch]

Yeah, people on brainfart aren’t very bright (including me)

[oblique spire]

is on rn

what do

[somber warren]

dance

[wraith osprey]

drive

[upper axle]

i've also gotten the channel locked by causing arguments (by accident, mind) twice so like, it's not really noteworthy to have started some shit here LOL

[oblique spire]

Already doing it

[placid sail]

I'd say yes, but I don't know if it counts, everyone gets bullied here

[pure hatch]

Vostroyan Charge if it’s Protivogaz

[oblique spire]

Need more to do tho

Oh i know

[upper axle]

we're all turbo retarded

[oblique spire]

bomb crimea

[solar obsidian]

nerd

[somber warren]

i never got brainfart locked down, and i only have 2 warns

[oblique spire]

just like the early 2000s

[inland jackal]

I don't wanna say the take again because A: it's that fucking braindead and B: If I get brainfart locked again I might just get nuked by synth

[pure hatch]

The only good take from brainfart

[somber warren]

do it pussy

[upper axle]

it's funny 'cause afaik i dont even have any warns

[mint mist]

is the show you talked about fucking finished or not

[inland jackal]

ON GODDDD

[ruby minnow]

if we were smart we wouldn't be here having conversations

[placid sail]

you keep talking like that and I'm gonna sneeze on you mf

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/BTKZ_VwUcO8?si=4S0e9s2WymDKHcC6

[solar obsidian]

minecraft is good without mods. i think you need to play less

[oblique spire]

@somber warren @winged phoenix the jams btw

[upper axle]

oh yea btw @ruby minnow thanks for the new desktop background btw

[mint mist]

with servers, maybe, and friends

the game itself, the plain survival has nothing to offer

[inland jackal]

It boiled down to "punish the people for the government's shitty decisions"

[pure hatch]

Lmfao

[ruby minnow]

🤝

[upper axle]

🤝

[somber warren]

yeah thats retarded

[solar obsidian]

[pure hatch]

Holy shit, that’s bootlicker af

[ruby minnow]

as a german you would understand that really well

[inland jackal]

Yeah. It was fucking stupid

[ruby minnow]

considering the nuclear pwoer

[solar obsidian]

i disagree

[upper axle]

but get this: he grew and changed from learning!!!!

[somber warren]

oh you don't have to tell me i hate my government like any upstanding man should

[upper axle]

PERSONAL GROWTH AND PROGRESS POGGERS

[oblique spire]

Boys

[mint mist]

with my underdeveloped brain, i don't really build, and building is the only thing that isnt just shortwhile

pve is terrible, pvp is even worse, exploration gets boring in less than 10 hours, imagine if you spent hundreds

[oblique spire]

i think the hardbass is speaking to me

[pure hatch]

An Aussie that became based? That’s fucking rare

[upper axle]

POGGERS

[oblique spire]

i think it wants me to play squad

[inland jackal]

They're in brainfart. They don't understand change.

[oblique spire]

as irregular militia forces

[pure hatch]

Most Aussies I know give me aneurysms with how much bootlicking they do

[oblique spire]

I'm a good aussie though right

[pure hatch]

I Do A Thing being the biggest one

[ruby minnow]

no

[oblique spire]

kys

[pure hatch]

You’re a right lad

[oblique spire]

🤝

[somber warren]

Real, how he backstabbed brandon with his video smh

[upper axle]

nah bro, as long as you and i exist and keep the faith of actually growing and changing as people as we learn, there's still hope for the brainfart retard race

[oblique spire]

He is not australian

we've disowned him

[mint mist]

.

[pure hatch]

Good

[oblique spire]

Did brandon dirty

[upper axle]

the way i see it, there's two races in this world. the human race, and whatever the fuck we all are down here in brainfart

[pure hatch]

The fact he got arrested for making shit that’s considered firearms in Australia is irony and karma

[somber warren]

the Retard Race

[inland jackal]

Bro.. Why does all the other aussies hate me? I get that I live in the coast but like... Come on

[pure hatch]

IDAT got his just desserts

[ruby minnow]

there are 2 races on the world the good ones and the bad ones

[upper axle]

'cause you're based.

[upper axle]

that's a vague enough statement that it's dangerous LOL

[pure hatch]

Most Aussies still act like subjects to a king

[mint mist]

how many genders

[slender rock]

they secretly like fosters

[mint mist]

pepelaugh

[ruby minnow]

100

[inland jackal]

[slender rock]

😄

[inland jackal]

Ew.

[slender rock]

hehehahahaha

[ruby minnow]

i left it vague

so i won't get punished for it

i could be talking about nascar

[mint mist]

ehh

[inland jackal]

I mean... We kinda are... But also not... Actually who even took over after Queen Elizabeth died anyway?

[mint mist]

some prince

does it even matter?

[somber warren]

the other almost ded dude

[pure hatch]

You don’t get the saying, most still blindly believe the government is there to protect them

[inland jackal]

I never gave enough of a shit about the Royal Family to know about who gets what when who dies

[mint mist]

what do people like queen elizabeth actually do

[inland jackal]

Ohhh...
BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mint mist]

just go on parades and look special?

[inland jackal]

Pretty much

Also appoint prime ministers. Can never forget that.

[mint mist]

idk what a prime minister even is

[inland jackal]

Diet president

[upper axle]

btw this vid is timestamped on my single favorite completely fucking insane jerma dream story
https://youtu.be/z2svpsfnPGQ?t=512

why are jerma's dreams always so fucking insane

this fucking comment sums the entire video up pretty well ngl

[inland jackal]

Why is Jerma always so fucking insane?*

[oblique spire]

Unbased British Armed Forces

VS

[mint mist]

where is he from

[oblique spire]

Chad war criminal militia

[pure hatch]

he's Jerma

[inland jackal]

The brits are just cringe

[inland jackal]

Idfk the USA if I had to guess

[pure hatch]

the fact an unloaded L85A2 is heavier than a loaded M4A1 still makes me giggle

[pastel quartz]

Hes from nevada

[inland jackal]

Haha. Brit moment

[pastel quartz]

Lives in LV

[mint mist]

does loaded and unloaded matter that much in weight??

[oblique spire]

Actually worst faction in the game

[pastel quartz]

Used to live in boston

[inland jackal]

DURHH MADNESS KHOMBAT

[mint mist]

wow u know a lot about him

[pure hatch]

the Brits created such a dogshit gun and then asked HK to unfuck it, and even HK couldn't unfuck it

[pastel quartz]

Kys

[mint mist]

wtf is hk

[mint mist]

sure, once again- help me and i will

[inland jackal]

Even HK couldn't unfuck it?

[dreamy flax]

@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for Infinite for reason: As per your infractions Grocery list, the fact that you left the server to try to avoid your mute for posting nsfw shit for the N-th time.
Council has decided to give you 4 days of mute.
Leave again and it will be the last time we see you.

[inland jackal]

MP5 Designers

[oblique spire]

The brits have the most unappealing vehicles, camo and weapons in the game

fucking horrible

[pure hatch]

nope, it's heavy af still

[uncut obsidian]

-infinite

[mint mist]

oomfie

[uncut obsidian]

s5 you clueless bastard

[dreamy flax]

s5yn3t, are you sure you want to re-mute the person for 4 days? (Previous time will be deleted)

[dreamy flax]

@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 4 days for reason: ****

[uncut obsidian]

[uncut obsidian]

now without a reason

[heavy peak]

Oh yea?

[queen finch]

HK = Heckler und Koch
Firearms Designer behind the G3, MP5, MP7, originally it was Mauser

[heavy peak]

Reason stays

[mint mist]

thanks

[queen finch]

These days they make overpriced guns for the Civilian market and drive some pretty hard competition on the Governmental Markets around the world

[pastel quartz]

These days they make guns

[oblique spire]

Mauser

[queen finch]

Still waiting for the Court Ruling of HK vs Heanel

[ruby minnow]

isn't HK just controlled by the government because of all the debts and shit these days

[queen finch]

[inland jackal]

And then give the shitty ones for civilians, if at all

[oblique spire]

After the boys "No balls" mission in the 1940s went south

[mint mist]

wtf is wrong with u

[oblique spire]

They had to rebrand

[upper axle]

ngl this reads exactly like how an actual episode of Regular Show would go.

[queen finch]

HK vs Heanel is getting stalled rn, cuz the outlook is really bad for HK

[pastel quartz]

Its a joke you fucking nut

[upper axle]

that show was fucking schizophrenic i STG

[pure hatch]

im pretty sure it's the reverse
HK has rigged some military trials or straight up bitched and moaned when the Germans didn't select their weapons

[tulip ravine]

Real

[mint mist]

what

im talkign about to1

[high pike]

Like clock work

[tulip ravine]

Why is it we make some good shit then ruin it with a string of dog shit

[queen finch]

Mauser is pretty poggies

[tulip ravine]

Then we make some half decent shit rinse and repeat

[high pike]

Yeah it’s just a joke bro

Relax 😌

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349276154118799391/1073349935430377613/attachment.gif

[pastel quartz]

Fucking deranged

[queen finch]

This rifle killed commies

[upper axle]

DOES IT NOT READ LIKE SOME KINDA REAL EPISODE THO

[pastel quartz]

I killed commies.

[upper axle]

THAT WOULD 100% BE A REAL EPISODE

[pastel quartz]

It does thats the worst part

[upper axle]

well, if the original plan to get the show on adult swim went through, it would have been an episode

[mint mist]

it means drinking tea

[pastel quartz]

God that would have fucking rocked

[high pike]

I was taking about the regular show thing

[inland jackal]

Fucking brit.

[pastel quartz]

Adult regular show

[high pike]

No need to be alarmed

[pastel quartz]

Benson could finally swear

[pastel quartz]

Bloody aussie

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989006255014166558/1149351608979820554/IMG_1386.png

[mint mist]

im not alarmed, i said worse things without joking here

[tulip ravine]

Okay commonwealth resident prisoner number 47477363

[upper axle]

honestly i think part of the charm of Regular Show was that it worked within the restrictions of CN's age ratings

[pure hatch]

wasn't the pilot for Regular Show human Mordecai and Benson having an acid trip?

[oblique spire]

true

[queen finch]

Its my Great Uncles rifle, he passed it onto me in his Will, byf41 Manufacturing Code, he fought on the eastern front with it

[inland jackal]

Fuck you. You main Jacket on payday. I bet you.

[upper axle]

that was the proto-regular show

[pure hatch]

oh

[high pike]

Nvm I’m scared

[oblique spire]

Fucker killed some commies fr

[upper axle]

it was an early concept for Regular Show made by JG Quintel on like.. a napkin

[pure hatch]

my knowledge in cartoons at this point is limited lol

[inland jackal]

Nice try suck-cocker

[pastel quartz]

Dont play payday

[pastel quartz]

💅

[mint mist]

why nmot

[tulip ravine]

Payday is boring

[mint mist]

true

[inland jackal]

Well now you're just gigacringe

[queen finch]

he also fought on the Western front after he got wounded at the battle of Kursk, til the end of the war

[mint mist]

true^

[tulip ravine]

Literally no skill noob game

[high pike]

Let me guess, another mod?

[upper axle]

the original animatic: https://youtu.be/rks2_ctHuDQ
the remade project: https://youtu.be/M1JKzYCLAVw

[oblique spire]

damn

[mint mist]

yes

[inland jackal]

? No I just knew you were gonna delete it

[mint mist]

god u could say ur a mod

[pastel quartz]

No feeling of progression or consequence, janky combat and AI, mindless gameplay with little to no substance-

[mint mist]

spread misinformation

[mint mist]

true

[inland jackal]

It's like 1 click to know if someone's a mod

[high pike]

Any mods up stroking they shit rn? 👁️🫣👁️

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[mint mist]

yeah but some people are braindead

[inland jackal]

Trueeee

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[pastel quartz]

*most people

[high pike]

Stay out of this you

[inland jackal]

Literally built on a car game engine

[placid sail]

damn, the muted the romanian boy again

[high pike]

[inland jackal]

Oh shit hi falco

[placid sail]

freaking mods

anyways

[high pike]

Hello falco

[pastel quartz]

Thats not impressive thats just a terrible fucking choice of engine lmao

[high pike]

Ask and you shal receive I guess

[mint mist]

hi ily

[pure hatch]

truth, i like payday 2 but it runs like ass and crashes often
car physics is even dogwater lmfao

[inland jackal]

Well it sort of is but I was just saying how funny that is

[mint mist]

true

[inland jackal]

? I've never had payday crash on me

[pastel quartz]

It feels like a lego game

Nothing means anything and its just boring

[pure hatch]

why do you have 10 Luck in your SPECIAL?

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow yo daddy, what you up to ?

[inland jackal]

I think y'all just have a skill issue

[high pike]

They do

[inland jackal]

I'm over here with my fucking time paused in gamma while in payday my shit has never crashed

[high pike]

StarCraft clears anyway

[pastel quartz]

Nobody has ever claimed that gamma runs well lmao

[slender rock]

FUCK OFF

[inland jackal]

Never heard

[inland jackal]

Not the point.

[pastel quartz]

Its a modpack for a mod, its a miracle that it runs at all.

[devout hull]

skoms scummin

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-in-the-face-angry-gtfo-bitc-bitch-slap-gif-15667197

@high pike

[pure hatch]

idk what to tell you, payday 2 is very unpredictable lmao
it crashed every time when i first ran it but it eventually sorted itself out
still crashes from time to time though

[high pike]

I need everyone to ignore that please

It never happened ok, it was rhetorical

[inland jackal]

Not happening

[slender rock]

no. we are addressing it now

[weak jackal]

i need this

any bad bitches hit me up

(literally)

[inland jackal]

I think my dogshit build just has perfect synergy with the dogshit engine

[high pike]

Look, they told me to keep it up ok

I had no choice

[slender rock]

why are you guys fucking DEGENRATES

[high pike]

I’ll take it down

[inland jackal]

What the fuck bro?

[pastel quartz]

For those of us who dont have 8 bagillion dollars to invest into a fucking glorified metal brick it runs like ass

[pure hatch]

lucky bastard
have you seen the new heisters in pd3 btw? i am fucking disappointed that they brought back the annoying twat and not Houston

[devout hull]

earth did an oopsie

we came into existence

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[queen finch]

[high pike]

They have taste leave them be

[pure hatch]

fair point, Sydney and Clover exist

[inland jackal]

Are you talking about hoxton?

[pure hatch]

Joy

[inland jackal]

THEY BROUGHT BACK JOY!?

[pure hatch]

the cringey gamer girl with a voice as annoying as Sydney's

yes

[weak jackal]

did they bring back sydney

[pure hatch]

i am pissed off

[pure hatch]

no

[weak jackal]

FUCK

[inland jackal]

OH WHAT THE FUCK!?

[weak jackal]

THEY BROUGHT JOY BACK?!

FUCKKK

NOOOO

[pure hatch]

they brought back fucking Joy but not HOUSTON

WTF

[pastel quartz]

Why do they put women in games

[inland jackal]

Did they at least bring jimmy back?

[devout hull]

titty make monke buy

[pure hatch]

never happening most likely since he is a movie tie-in and his movie is never getting a sequel

[inland jackal]

Oh is he?

[pure hatch]

yep

Hardcore Henry

[inland jackal]

How did I not know this?

[pure hatch]

most pd2 players dont even know jacket is from hotline miami lol

[inland jackal]

I literally main the dude

[weak jackal]

you're not hardcore

smh

[pastel quartz]

[weak jackal]

Jacket is from jacket

His real name Is John Jacket

[inland jackal]

Jacket from Payday Dos?

[pastel quartz]

John jacket, son of grand theft jacket

[pure hatch]

nah, he from end of month singko

[inland jackal]

I forget that sometimes because nobody ever talks about hotline miami

And also it's banned in Australia-

[pure hatch]

you're not getting a grip then

[weak jackal]

i guess i'd be okay if they brought joy back and made her less annoying

[pure hatch]

the seven seas exist

[pastel quartz]

IVE SEEEEN FOOTAGE

[weak jackal]

like she becomes self aware at how she sounded in payday 2

"Oh god ignore that please"

[pastel quartz]

EVERYBODYS GOIN

[placid sail]

@remote vine

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzgLUPGayC8

[inland jackal]

Is that like a piracy website or something?

[pure hatch]

houston getting sidelined pisses me off

[inland jackal]

Or a VPN?

[pure hatch]

just a saying to pirate a game

[inland jackal]

Oh. That makes sense

[high pike]

Are you endorsing pyricy ?

[inland jackal]

If it's to get a game you couldn't get without it, sure.

[pastel quartz]

Watch Dogs 1 is underrated.

[pure hatch]

no...
i mean he cant get the game legally in any way though

[inland jackal]

You literally can't support the creator so why not do so?

[inland jackal]

... I'm stealing your pillows and cutting your blankets in half longways.

[high pike]

I. Know, it’s how I got the original gta trilogy

[pure hatch]

weird fleshlight

[high pike]

Who is this

[high pike]

She’s cute

[pure hatch]

why does top left look like a death grips album cover

[inland jackal]

Please stop.

[high pike]

She an actress ?

[pastel quartz]

Pretty pretty nine

[weak jackal]

Joy

[pastel quartz]

MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA

[weak jackal]

from payday 3

[inland jackal]

Looks straight outta saints row

One of the good ones...

Not... That

[pure hatch]

ovk better fucking bring houston back

[high pike]

Stop dissing my wife pleb

[inland jackal]

Fuck you

[pastel quartz]

Stop pissing on my wife pleb

[weak jackal]

shout out to women's wrongs

i support them

[slender rock]

it is

[inland jackal]

[pure hatch]

guess i need to listen to them again because i am a fucking moron

[pastel quartz]

fingerbib plays

[weak jackal]

next person to @ me forces me into a deep slumber for 8 hours

a powerful spell

[pastel quartz]

@weak jackal

[high meteor]

Oh no

[solar obsidian]

@weak jackal

[high pike]

Rip @pastel quartz

[inland jackal]

Damn. I couldn't even get the @ Out.

[pure hatch]

we could do that with lead, and the sleep will be permanent

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-goodnight-reno-gif-24469677

[inland jackal]

Why roblox tho?

[weak jackal]

great game

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR0Cuxczm5s&t=34s

[high pike]

Minecraft*

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FcbhkOoTRT8

[inland jackal]

Fair enough. Got some bangers on there.

[weak jackal]

terraria*

[pure hatch]

brm5 being one

[high pike]

[inland jackal]

TRUEEE THAT GAMES A BANGER

[lilac kelp]

tetris*

[inland jackal]

Gotten stale and bloated

[pure hatch]

bricc

[weak jackal]

r/breadstapledtotrees

[solar obsidian]

@weak jackal go sleep

[inland jackal]

Kinda stale and super bloated

[weak jackal]

okay dad wow gosh you never let me do anything cool smh

[inland jackal]

Now THAT'S a classic

[glad carbon]

starbound

[inland jackal]

What's that again? I forget

[solar obsidian]

[glad carbon]

terraria knockoff

[inland jackal]

Ah

[glad carbon]

with less mod support by a dev that abandoned it IIRC

[pure hatch]

space terraria but forces you to beat it
also has a troubled development with devs being exploited

[glad carbon]

or the company fell through i dont remember which

[pure hatch]

starbound devs weren't being paid by the studio iirc

[high pike]

Thought it was a cup of promethozine codine mixed with cokes sprite product

[inland jackal]

That sounds very healthy

[inland torrent]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[high pike]

It’s the American version of an English breakfast

[solar obsidian]

re-

nvm

[inland jackal]

:)

[inland jackal]

(Shush)

(Fuck off. Don't say anything)

[pure hatch]

perfectly in line with spongebob's running gag of people randomly exploding

[inland jackal]

(Oh thank god)

[upper axle]

not sure if you're being sarcastic here but uhhh

yknow.

'cause it is.

[pure hatch]

i forgot because i am braindead

i tend to not look at album covers anymore

[upper axle]

i had a friend a long while back who genuinely lost two of his ribs from an injury (he was also pretty flexible beforehand anyway) and figured out he can suck his own dick

[inland jackal]

Jealous.

[inland torrent]

What the fuck is wrong with yall

[inland jackal]

@inland torrent why'd you post that shit twice?

[pure hatch]

dont mind me, just spraying the unclean

[inland torrent]

Discord glithcing for me

[upper axle]

he finally settled the question of "does it feel like sucking a dick or getting it sucked" with the statement "its technically both but you end up focusing more on sucking your dick so you feel more like you're sucking a dick in the end"

[inland jackal]

Come on. Every dude's tried at least once

[inland torrent]

What do you mean every, you mean you and 2 other dudes in this chat

[inland jackal]

Gay dudes reveling rn

[inland jackal]

Few will admit it. But many have

[inland torrent]

That's just degen behavior

What the fuck man

[somber warren]

bro you have a fuckin my little pony profile picture

[inland torrent]

No

[pure hatch]

best way to describing sucking your own dick then is like tickling yourself, it doesn't feel like anything because you're doing it and are conscious of it

(why did i analyze it, i need to clock out and rest)

[inland torrent]

It's a fucking album cover it has nothing to do with mlp

[lunar brook]

Dude has a furry on his pfp, saw this coming a mile away tbh

[somber warren]

keep coping

[plucky void]

You should probably rethink the male company you keep

[inland jackal]

First of all: it's true. second: you haven't had a peek at my profile yet, have you?

[lunar brook]

this

dudes a furry, what else did you expect lol

[inland torrent]

Honestly I don't know what the fuck did I expect

[slender rock]

Oh Kobes, no

[lunar brook]

he basically flashes his “im mentally ill, not ironically” badge with this pfp

[slender rock]

fucking idiot

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[inland jackal]

Really? Nobody here hasn't even wondered? Damn. I guess I really am just as degen as I thought.

[slender rock]

that's wrong type of fermentation

[plucky void]

why would I suck my own dick when there's someone who can suck it for me

[inland jackal]

I'm too regarded to know what that is

[inland torrent]

I honestly did wanna say that "What the fuck do I expect from a furry" but didn't want to be mean

[inland jackal]

Yeah. Because that's true.

[slender rock]

CobraKingJFS or KingCobraJFS

[plucky void]

you can believe whatever delusional crap you want

[inland jackal]

?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/user/KingCobraJFS

this gremlin

[swift scarab]

@weary kindle who are you and how in gods name did you become a mod

[plucky void]

uh oh warning incoming

[swift scarab]

Imagine

[inland torrent]

Oh crap lma9

[somber warren]

you don't know him?

[inland jackal]

"why would I suck my own dick when there's someone who can suck it for me"

Because that's completely true.

[slender rock]

you guys are missing out on interesting people of the internets

[dreamy flax]

Warned amves for: N-word in a meme.
Warning: 1

[somber warren]

now your getting warned 200%

[swift scarab]

I do, I asked for his help a few times

[inland torrent]

Got it

[somber warren]

called it

[inland torrent]

Lmao

[swift scarab]

Me when warn

Welcome to brainfart

[plucky void]

time for the xd

[swift scarab]

Ecks dee

Lmoa

[inland torrent]

Eh it's whatever forgot I cant post this here

[plucky void]

rolf, even

[swift scarab]

Ah yes

Rolf

[slender rock]

@inland jackal Cobes, OUMB2 and a few others of these streamers are like below trash level of human degen

[high pike]

Wdym how, he co-founded stalker

[slender rock]

Thanks to ice

[inland jackal]

streamers.
Well fucking DUH

[inland torrent]

My honest reaction to the warn

[somber warren]

warm

[swift scarab]

Time to post my definitely horrific war footage that isn’t satire, no sir

[slender rock]

even worse IRL streamers

[inland jackal]

Dude.

[slender rock]

lol

[inland jackal]

What the fuck did you even expect,

[slender rock]

it's good to check that there's people who are worse and doing worse

[swift scarab]

That’s the internet in a nutshell

[inland jackal]

Fair

[inland torrent]

Scitzophrenics are IRL streamers to their voices

[swift scarab]

We’ve been in a downward trend since harambe died

[high pike]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-patrick-mahomes-chiefs-brush-off-touchdown-chiefs-gif-24279193

[inland torrent]

Their voices is the chat

[slender rock]

when life gets rough, I am not getting drunk off of redbull and jager

[inland jackal]

I mean... I just go on twitter and look at it's owner's page.

[high pike]

Did you not hear what I said

[slender rock]

Blade getting fucked over by Becky the necky again

💀

[slender rock]

this is true, also seeing how much booze Brian takes

[slender rock]

motherfucker almost lost his toe

and leg

[inland jackal]

I'm gonna be a little more degen now because I fucking CAN

[pure hatch]

well shit, someone's become meow

[slender rock]

just stay away from meth

and jeger

okay?

[somber warren]

[slender rock]

👀

[inland jackal]

Jesse. We must cocke

[inland jackal]

That's alcohol right?

[slender rock]

yes

think of cherry coughsyrup

[somber warren]

its jäger not jeger

[slender rock]

but it's high proof alcho

[inland jackal]

It's temporary, promise :3

[slender rock]

Fuck off you german

[somber warren]

stop butchering my beautiful culture

[slender rock]

I don;t have the goddamn keyboard setup

[inland jackal]

Well I fucking hate the taste of alcohol anyway.

[high pike]

absinth*

[slender rock]

I will butcher as I please

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[slender rock]

👀

[somber warren]

you will write gramatically correct german

[high pike]

Everclear*

[inland jackal]

Tried the shit once.
Never again.

[slender rock]

what is the status of Bavaria anyways, I know it's a independent region or whatever

[remote vine]

lel

[slender rock]

I have some bloodline that goes back to that so, 👀

[inland jackal]

If you want, I can be closer to Ezoni

[slender rock]

it's not much tho

[somber warren]

they wish they were, and the rest of germany wishes that too. Bc fuck bavaria

no one likes bavaria

[slender rock]

explains it then

[inland jackal]

Who y'all hate more? Ezoni or meow?

[somber warren]

meow

[inland jackal]

Okay. That's 1 for meow

[slender rock]

continues to ruin german for the sake of being an ass

[inland torrent]

Fuck Germany in general, they are the only country that has air worse then California's

[swift scarab]

Probably not, I tend not to care what people say

[slender rock]

GOD DAMn

[swift scarab]

[inland jackal]

Guys please, this is important

[somber warren]

fake news retard

[inland torrent]

I want them dead equally

[slender rock]

Idk TC, not that hate is it. more like annoyed by?

[midnight tree]

no clue who they are

stop asking me questions bro

[inland jackal]

I'll just put 1 for both.
1 for Ezoni, 2 for meow

[slender rock]

Meow is infurating for sure so

[inland jackal]

They're like the laughingstocks of the server

[somber warren]

at least ezoni knows he is a garbage human being

[inland jackal]

Is that 3 for meow?

[inland torrent]

I don't fucking know who they are, but by their names I can tell I probably won't like them

[slender rock]

2.5

because I don't hate,.. (YET)

[runic kernel]

Hi cleantrashcan Hi Blur

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/aomine-punch-dodge-counter-counter-attack-gif-7225488

[high pike]

Don’t care

[inland jackal]

Alright. I'm bringing @inland torrent votes down to 0.5 because they don't know who those 2 are. So that's 2 for meow, 0.5 for Ezoni

[slender rock]

JROTC be like;

[inland jackal]

Hiiii

[high pike]

Seriously

[runic kernel]

Hi S5yn3T

[inland jackal]

Imma take that as a vote for meow so that's 3 for meow

[oblique spire]

Just finished Sassy The Sasquatch

god that was fucking amazing

[inland jackal]

Okay cool, so imma shitpost like ezoni until I pass out.

[slender rock]

try choking yourself out

[somber warren]

i already voted for meow stop comiting voting fraud

[slender rock]

you'll go nini faster

[inland jackal]

Kinky

[inland jackal]

Did you?

[somber warren]

yes

[inland jackal]

Well meow loses either way.

So...

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1149355254798897162/ChGXgrkvMAc.png

[devout hull]

fucker still needs his emotional support carrots

[inland jackal]

Fr

[slender rock]

I wonder if a fender instrument cable can withstand the strain

hmm

I mean

[inland jackal]

Anyway

[slender rock]

in theory

[inland jackal]

I already feel the self hatred

[somber warren]

11.99 for a corn, a potatoa and 2 beers??? wtf is this bullshit

[slender rock]

I hate me more, hah!

[river robin]

Make it 4

[runic kernel]

Hi Sodomy Longipennis Hi Brainfarts Blackest German

[inland jackal]

I can't do this. I quit. I can't shitpost like Ezoni. I'm not degen enough. I need more hours on vrchat

[somber warren]

Hi

[slender rock]

Go on IP2 network

[inland jackal]

That's 3 for meow because german voted already apparently

[slender rock]

you'll get further down the sprial of human trash

trust me

[inland jackal]

What dat?

[sage otter]

Hi chat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-hi-ragdoll-gif-25517469

[slender rock]

I am not allowed to post the link

[runic kernel]

Hi Dina

[inland jackal]

Just describe

[river robin]

Or dm it

[slender rock]

I mentione IRL streamers right

[oblique spire]

What picture goes harder from Sassy the sasquatch

[inland jackal]

Is it "cheese pizza" or something?

[sage otter]

boop

[inland jackal]

Right

[slender rock]

well IP2 network is the fans of IRL which are unhinged

[oblique spire]

[inland jackal]

Oh

[somber warren]

second one

[pastel quartz]

Second one

[oblique spire]

Its decided then

[river robin]

1: the fuck is sassy the Sasquatch?
2: definitely right

[devout hull]

A third, mysterious new thing.

[inland jackal]

Nasty. At least simp for fucking Vtubers.

[oblique spire]

Fuckin sunset from Sassy is my new wallpaper

[pastel quartz]

Best fuckin thing on youtube mate

[oblique spire]

A good ass show

[pastel quartz]

Watch it

[slender rock]

also can't post because it's 1; 18+ 2; racists and yoba-fuckwits and 3; porn might be posted of ethots streaming

[oblique spire]

Yes

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/993502029488070756/thedoginmyhands.gif

[sage otter]

Love the gradient on the second one (He did a making of about this episode iirc) but I prefer the 1st one

[river robin]

It’s name is kinda odd and idk if I would like it if it’s animated but I’ll take your guys words for it being good

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi fuck you

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️

[slender rock]

but remember there's always someone worse than you and is in a lower portion of life than you think

[oblique spire]

Peak Aussie humor, watch all of The Big Lez Show first though

[pastel quartz]

Its animated in MS paint and originated as a shitpost

[oblique spire]

show will make sense if you do

[inland torrent]

I am not gonna combat it, let Argentina fall

[slender rock]

so it's not bad until you're literally doing meth on stream, then you've hit low of low

[inland jackal]

This guy says hi to me and makes me feel happy, I like him

[river robin]

This… sounds like the best shitpost.

[slender rock]

[inland jackal]

Skill issue on Argentina's part. Fr

[pastel quartz]

As it goes on it gets less shitposty

[slender rock]

worse

[river robin]

Less good

[pastel quartz]

And gets kind of personal and spiritual

[inland torrent]

Argentina is the country that got itself in the economy collapse on the first place skill issue

[oblique spire]

Sassy is clearly the best character in the show

Fuckin

[oblique spire]

Wadiyatalkinabeet

fuckin druggo

[inland jackal]

Why can't people simp for Vtubers like fucking fillian or something

[inland jackal]

•~•

[somber warren]

who

[slender rock]

idk but, at least simp for Miko at least

idk

[inland jackal]

I 100 percent agree with this

[sage otter]

YOU FORGOT THE D, THE CHEF, THE DONSTER

[river robin]

95% of vtubers are cancer from what I’ve heard

[slender rock]

I don't know jack shit of vtubers

[pastel quartz]

Fuck you

[swift scarab]

Bunger

[slender rock]

Miko and a smaller creator I follow thats it

[oblique spire]

FUCKIN DONNYYYYYYY

[inland jackal]

Yea. At least you can see cancer at first glance with vtubers

[pastel quartz]

Nah mate mike nolan

[swift scarab]

intense bong sucking noises

[oblique spire]

Nolzy is the most relateable

[inland jackal]

The best Vtuber tho... Fuckin swaggersouls

[pastel quartz]

What, its just my name.

[oblique spire]

because

i fuckin know a guy who looks just like him

especially in high vis

but

Sassy is just the best

[swift scarab]

Didn’t some big politician or something become a vtuber as a meme at some point

[river robin]

Is he a vtuber now? How the somewhat mighty but not really mighty have fallen

[pastel quartz]

Swaggersouls is okay but i dont like the whole niche of youtubers he belongs to

[slender rock]

only chill vtuber I enjoy and I think is least fucked up is numbers aka 7192, they're chill

[oblique spire]

And there we go, Sassy the sasquatch sunset is my new wallpaper

goes hard.

[inland jackal]

It's a joke more than anything

[swift scarab]

He has a vtuber model of himself, I don’t think he’s a full on vtuber

[inland torrent]

There is no best Vtubers the only entertainment that is worth listening to is the voices inside your head

[oblique spire]

Gonna miss this show

I hope they make more

[inland jackal]

I suppose that's fair

[pastel quartz]

Jarrad has another project in the works

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Idk if its related to big lez or not

[swift scarab]

Oh noes, the person I watch made a vtuber model, time to disown their existence from my mind (affects literally no one)

[oblique spire]

Fuckin better be

I need more

[pastel quartz]

Kinda hope its something new, sassy is a really good note to end on.

[sage otter]

The Big Brainfart Show

[inland torrent]

Trying to blow up the vtuber with nothing but mind power

[oblique spire]

And the closure of Lez in sassy was fuckin mint

[oblique spire]

True, true

[swift scarab]

That’s just the Eric Andre show

[inland jackal]

I just suddenly remembered a dream I had where a fucking controller found it's way into my town...

[swift scarab]

Chaos all the time

[slender rock]

well for one...

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ps3-controller-joystick-gif-12315190

[slender rock]

that's a lot of distance

[swift scarab]

Ooooooo

[slender rock]

2...

uh

[pure hatch]

Try Dudes of Hazmat if you haven’t

[inland jackal]

The stalker kind

[sage otter]

But there's no femboys meowing in the audience, unrealistic

[slender rock]

expanding florida is unadvisable

[inland torrent]

Atlantis

[swift scarab]

I’m not photoshopping a ps3 controller to stare into your window

[oblique spire]

[inland jackal]

Die.

[swift scarab]

Nah

Too lazy

[oblique spire]

But yeah, the closure in Sassy was really good actually

Anything more done by Jarrad will be a banger

[pastel quartz]

I would hate to see the BLCU get dragged out and shat on just for fan service

[swift scarab]

Who?

[oblique spire]

the what

[pure hatch]

Humor is different but the whole thing feels like it’s from adultswim

[pastel quartz]

Theres no other word for it lmao

BLCU

Big lez cinematic universe

[oblique spire]

Ah, yes

[oblique spire]

Yeah nah Sassy was a good note to end it on

[pure hatch]

Such a friendly creature

[slender rock]

smol

[pastel quartz]

Hope it doesnt eat its children

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

[swift scarab]

I got a bug

[plucky void]

Eric Andre Show was goated

[pastel quartz]

Thats fucking sick

Give him a name

[pure hatch]

Weird bug, hope it gets fixed in the next patch

[inland torrent]

I have this guy

[swift scarab]

Maybe in the winter update

[swift scarab]

Big bug

[inland torrent]

Too big

Game breaking

[slender rock]

ah yes

[pastel quartz]

There was a spider on my bed last night

[pure hatch]

Distinguished mentlegan

[slender rock]

Finnish moosic

[pastel quartz]

Like the size of the palm of my hand lmao

[sage otter]

High five it

[river robin]

Give it a job

[pastel quartz]

He aint there anymore

[swift scarab]

Least strange MTC round on Roblox

[sage otter]

See you made him run away, fucking well done

[pastel quartz]

Already does, he takes care of the flies.

I just tapped the part of the bed he was on and he scampered away

[river robin]

Do you pay it overtime? You should.

[sage otter]

Get it proper housing, no wonder the dude comes in your bed

I got my spider buddy a gravy-looking rock to live in

He loves it

[pastel quartz]

Theres a bunk bed above me that all my spider homies live in

[swift scarab]

How does a rock look like gravy

[pure hatch]

Honestly, letting spiders, centipedes, and lizards roam my house was a great idea. No mosquitoes or flies at all

[inland torrent]

Why the fuck is the piece of rock named gravy anyway

[inland jackal]

Oooohhhh

[oblique spire]

welp

[inland jackal]

Turbo dismount-

[oblique spire]

gn brainfart

[inland jackal]

Gn

[river robin]

Why not fuckhead? Got a problem with naming rocks gravy?

[inland jackal]

Actually ima sleep too. I have fucking courses tomorrow

More important that legitimate school, ong

[river robin]

And thus chat died as everyone went to sleep

[pastel quartz]

Its 5pm mate where the fuck is everyone going

[slender rock]

this is amazing actually

[inland torrent]

Yes I fucking do you clamhead, its not fucking gravy it's not eatable

[pastel quartz]

Thats genius mate

[sage otter]

This is the spider flat, can host up to 3 spiders

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1101549170017452135/1122555546197823578/IMG_6399.jpg?width=713&height=670

[river robin]

So genius they didn’t use a rope and pulley!

[river robin]

Hell meatball

[pastel quartz]

Its faster than using a rope and pulley

[oblique spire]

Fuckin snoozing

[river robin]

It takes more manpower and is thus a waste of money

[oblique spire]

Watched mike nolan's long weekend and sassy all arvo

[river robin]

You could set up a couple pulleys too

And make it faster

[pastel quartz]

But buying a rope, a pallet and a hoist isnt?

[river robin]

Sunk cost. Once they’re bought you never have to buy them again unless they break from misuse. Wages, however, are continual payments.

[pastel quartz]

Who says theyre doing paid work?

[river robin]

So they’re just retarded? Not a valid argument but fair I guess

[pastel quartz]

I just explained how they arent retarded and are saving both money and time

[river robin]

They aren’t saving either

It takes more time than using multiple pulleys and costs more

[pastel quartz]

It costs nothing lmao

[river robin]

If they’re doing it for free, which is a ridiculous argument, they are retarded because they’re doing it for free

[pastel quartz]

They arent using any equipment

[river robin]

It costs time and manpower. Those people have to be paid

[pastel quartz]

Maybe theyre doing it for themselves???

[river robin]

Doubt

[ruby minnow]

realll

[pastel quartz]

That was my point

[slender rock]

Kratos be shoppin

[river robin]

You don’t build a three story building for like 30 people

Sorry, I meant 4

Nobody builds large buildings unless there is money involved. There’s little reason to

[swift scarab]

How did Temmie from undertale get stuck in drg

[river robin]

Also yes. The dudes doing construction in the clearly urban area are building it for themselves. Yes that makes sense

[pastel quartz]

Didnt realise they were building

[river robin]

Ok this is just bait at this point

I refuse to believe you’re that retarded

Conversation over

[pastel quartz]

Im not retarded i just dont spend 8 fuckin hours looking at discord shitposts

I wasnt paying attention

[river robin]

Dude they’re throwing stuff on scaffolding what the fuck else would they be doing you MORON

[quartz ridge]

I feel lkke

Compelye ass blur

I dont get how people stay up

Like

Up till 6

[pastel quartz]

It looked improvised, what kind of construction company uses fucking improved scaffolding, how am i supposed do the mental fucking loopdeloop required to believe that an actual construction company would put them on flimsy wouldnt pallets.

[ruby minnow]

play a ranked game

[river robin]

A third world shithole

[ruby minnow]

and play it with the mentality

can't end on a loss

and go on a lose streak

[slender rock]

have a shitty housemate that plays movies and shit allnight loud enough to hear through the wall

👍

[pastel quartz]

Im not looking at the decrepit building im looking at the funny little men throwing bricks

[slender rock]

probably thinks of the same of me

but I have earbuds in all the fucking time

[river robin]

bricks
Hmmmm… it’s almost like… bricks are…. Construction materials…. I wonder what they’ll do with those.

[pastel quartz]

Which i initially thought were bottles of liquid

[pastel quartz]

^^

[river robin]

So you believed they built scaffolding… to throw liquids….

[pastel quartz]

Its a third world shithole, they could be trying to transport jenkem

Idfk lmao

[pastel quartz]

I didnt think about it or analyse it i just thought it was cool

[quartz ridge]

The only game is like

Play at night

Is hunter call of the wild

[uncut obsidian]

ep3 done

[pastel quartz]

Hate that game

[uncut obsidian]

surely episode 4 won't be worse than 3!

[pastel quartz]

Have to buy a million DLCs for it to be fun

[pastel quartz]

Fucking bad ass

[swift scarab]

Didn’t shoot the girl, cringe

[pastel quartz]

DONT SPOIL IT

CUNTS

[swift scarab]

[quartz ridge]

I got like 0 dlcs but Its still fun

[fallow trellis]

man you would hate sims

[pastel quartz]

I would have more fun throwing a brick at a wall for an hour

[swift scarab]

Nobody tell them about Rimworld

[pastel quartz]

Ive got like 200 hours lmao

[uncut obsidian]

||i didn't help Kenny kill Larry in ep2 so i thought that it would make him hate me||

[quartz ridge]

I have like

1k in wt

[pastel quartz]

Please spoiler yer shit

[uncut obsidian]

so i was trying to do what he was telling me to do in ep3

[quartz ridge]

And some hundred change

Is tjis

Walking dead or smth

[pastel quartz]

Yes