🎪bruh-fart

[tacit phoenix]

It's worth it for the spices

[upper axle]

that is true.

NGL i'm white as bleach, but i fucking love spicy shit

indonesian food speaks to me on a spiritual level

[tacit phoenix]

While you're at it; look for dragon fruit too. It's really good

[upper axle]

love it when the food has me doubled over in pain with fire coming out of my face

[tacit phoenix]

lmao same. You will get used to it over time

[upper axle]

i've actually tried eating dragonfruit before, NGL it's really fucking mid by itself.

like, i can see it being good in a dish or whatever, but when i ate it by itself it was one of the most flavorless things i've probably ever tasted.

[tacit phoenix]

It is what it is

[upper axle]

it just kinda tasted vaguely sweet, and not really anything else.

like, i can eat it if offered, but its not something i'd seek out consciously

probably good in some kind of prepared dish i'm not aware of though i'd imagine.

[tacit phoenix]

There are also spicy noodles at the asian markets

they are worse than the tacobell shits

lmao

[upper axle]

that's the big draw for me.

i want some fucking face melting noodles

[upper axle]

oh does spicy food give you the shits?

doesnt do that for me.

i dont even really get heartburn ever

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IP5uFzDJ-HQ

[upper axle]

and i'm pretty regularly consuming ghost or scorpion pepper heat

[tacit phoenix]

Death

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ill-take-your-entire-stock-thats-mine-gif-13637000

[tacit phoenix]

I can't eat it on days I have work or I'll be MIA the rest of the day

[oblique spire]

The boys gonna fuck up some Choomahs

[upper axle]

dude i swear to god, i'm some kind of masochist, but specifically with food, and it's not sexual. it's weird as fuck.

[tacit phoenix]

I have a younger bro that is obsessed with anything spicy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-falling-gif-25293991
When you fast travel to Pripyat and see 10 Monolitas in front of you:

[upper axle]

i just kinda love my face being completely consumed with spice

lol

[tacit phoenix]

Spice should add a bit of flavour not dominate the entire fucking meal lmao

[quartz ridge]

What year

Keep in mind

This was probably

80-90s

[tacit phoenix]

Was this in the US?

[upper axle]

yea NGL i love spicy stuff but at the same time i know damn well that i should never try and go spice for spice with an indonesian. that's a death sentence.

[quartz ridge]

I dont actually know

[tacit phoenix]

I'm pretty sure it still falls under bid rigging regardless of country/year

Just be glad your dad didn't get caught

[quartz ridge]

Not in Pakistan

Pay 200 rupees and nobody bats a eye

[tacit phoenix]

When my dad was serving in the navy they had an Indonesian chef. That is a whole new level of spice

[upper axle]

dude, you tell a fucken group of white guys, even military tough guys, "your new chef is indonesian" and if they're wise that sentence should strike fear into their hearts.

"your new chef is going to actively attempt to make you asphyxiate from spice, some of you may die from this. have fun."

[tacit phoenix]

Try not to die challenge

[upper axle]

"white guy eats food prepared by his indonesian girlfriend's parents try not to die challenge (impossible)"

[tacit phoenix]

The family is testing him

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l3EY3GilLt4?feature=share

[upper axle]

i would probably get a bare minimum passing grade in that test, but i'd survive and be allowed to marry their daughter so like...hey.

[pastel quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/bntlmm/my_coworker_uses_a_gas_mask_when_he_cuts_onions/

[pastel quartz]

if he said you're fucked instead of you're screwed it could be more funny loool

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u9FtMJw4ipk?feature=share

[pastel quartz]

Bro is like high af lol

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IP5uFzDJ-HQ

[pastel quartz]

LOL

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0UAKRPo7a4M?feature=share

[pastel quartz]

Stalker message ai is a thing...

[pastel quartz]

spam spam spam lol

I was a Muslim but now I eat bacons

[slender rock]

Spammyedy spam

[slender rock]

[grim sluice]

Anyone who doesn't get the spam reference should be kicked from the server; obviously not based enough

[pastel quartz]

Don't ask it's my favourite food now

I once smoked a cig in Stalker GAMMA and a zombie came out of nowhere and I died

[solar obsidian]

[upper axle]

man idk its just a fucking wild post i saw

[solar obsidian]

just report them to the police and the chicks are yours

[upper axle]

[scenic field]

i just ate a turkey sandwitch, and forgot turkey makes you sleepy

should we be eating these animals?

[quartz ridge]

Explains the anime pfp

[pastel quartz]

?

[pastel quartz]

I thought religion was a person's personal belief

the belief in and worship of a superhuman power or powers, especially a God or gods.
"ideas about the relationship between science and religion"

It's a person's belief no one is forced to be a Muslim or Christian 🤷‍♂️

[crimson flame]

lmao its a thing now?

[restive frost]

This shit is real as fuck

[pastel quartz]

Yes the AI repeated the same sentence

[pastel quartz]

I don't like cats much

[pastel quartz]

they can eat you if you die 💀

[pastel quartz]

I have a K9 dog ( I work at police)

[stone blade]

today we getting a new cut

[pastel quartz]

?

[stone blade]

haircut

lol

[pastel quartz]

lol

[runic kernel]

Hi Ivan

[stone blade]

hihi ❤️

[odd sail]

Based

Bacon is too tasty

[pastel quartz]

Yes It was made sin bcz they wanted it to look like Jews

religions are like that

[odd sail]

Impure pigs or something

[runic kernel]

Hi Vlad

[odd sail]

Hi

[pastel quartz]

Ah Im gonna call my K9

Dogs are better for protection purposes

cats are good if you wanna pet it every day and every second

Dogs: He gives me food, drink shelter he must be god
Cats: He gives me food drink, shelter I must be god !

[pastel quartz]

But it's fucking true

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

you're talking to yourself

[odd sail]

Selam

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno

[ruby minnow]

yarrami ye

[odd sail]

sus lan

[ruby minnow]

Haiiiiiii :3

[ruby minnow]

kesla

[odd sail]

ok

[ruby minnow]

🤝

[pastel quartz]

Turk ?

[ruby minnow]

yes i am a proud Turkish nationalist

[pastel quartz]

Ok knk

Azeriyim

[ruby minnow]

kardesim benim be

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1031744018322825307/1148734882336493748/1cacd7c955d540a7.mp4

[runic kernel]

Hi S5yn3T

[narrow lotus]

the Titanic master chef survived because before the ship sank into the freezing pacific , he literally chugged like 1.5l of vodka and shit

[runic kernel]

Hi ledy

[narrow lotus]

hello catboah

[robust cove]

Said it like Arthur Morgan

[devout hull]

Hey Pavlo.

[runic kernel]

Hi PAVLO Hi Sodomy Longipeenis

[devout hull]

You should rename yourself to John Stalker.

[young fulcrum]

Scientists all this time have been trying to convince us that alcohol is bad for us. DO NOT LISTEN to them my brothers

[robust cove]

Halo

[robust cove]

Hi hi hello 👋

[robust cove]

Teluge getting the best head

[devout hull]

I wouldn't call that an o face.

[devout hull]

seed stun

[glad carbon]

biped
featherless

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight

[slender rock]

[odd sail]

dees nuts

[ruby minnow]

dietz nuts

[odd sail]

Diet cock

[stone blade]

diet? nah
carbs cock

[edgy abyss]

Cock Zero - Real taste 0 Cum

[stone blade]

need the piss cola

[robust cove]

It's deez not dees you Mongol

[devout hull]

Ah, a cool serving of carbonated piss.

Carbonated, diabetic, sweet tasting piss.

[solar obsidian]

dees nuts in your mouth

[devout hull]

Denise Huts.

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey there, Catboy

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[edgy abyss]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[edgy abyss]

[stone blade]

Getting a fresh new cut

[oblique spire]

[stone blade]

plus the dye

ofc

we staying red

[edgy abyss]

https://media.tenor.com/IDx_m402lXgAAAAM/arm-depression.gif

[stone blade]

not that type of cut

im not a woman with mental issues

[edgy abyss]

[odd sail]

[robust cove]

You are a man with mental issues

[devout hull]

Average C:DDA experience:

[stone blade]

I got 2k hours in tarkov what do u think

[glad carbon]

then zomboid be like

die from a heart attack because you saw more than 4 zombies in a group

trip and break ur ankle while hopping a fence, takes 3 irl days to heal

[devout hull]

The blob juices up everything, but also makes one a bit loopy in assessing danger.

[glad carbon]

idk i think if I had a spear and there were like 5 shambling corpses I could keep my cool

its only 5 of em

and you got the range on em with a fuckin spear and armor and whatever my zomboid guy had before he freaked tf out over a tiny gathering

[devout hull]

Or just jury-rig two broken cars together to work and ram them.

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-black-guy-shocked-gif-27437284

[stone blade]

what

[stone shoal]

[blazing bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960914817160450078/1148581538242494516/image.png

[stone shoal]

Although I will say they've made the game harder than just "walk up to hulk, stab with knife, it ded lol"

Some of it is tedium on the OG devs' part. He removes the fun a whole bunch

[devout hull]

My normal ass character with kevlar jumpsuit and a rapier be like:

[stone shoal]

Don't let Kevin know that he'll mod the fun out of it

[devout hull]

Hulks ain't shit, the only real hurt they do only happens if you get thrown through a wall.

[stone shoal]

Last time I paid attention to that game I swear they were considering removing mutagens

[devout hull]

Landing on grass doesn't hurt as much.

[devout hull]

Nah, they changed how they work though.

In a good way.

You can guarantee getting only good and neutral mutations now.

[glad carbon]

they did that to uhh

cbms

or atleast retconn

[devout hull]

Yeah, they did CBMs dirty.

[stone shoal]

Thaats the one

[devout hull]

You basically can't find them around anymore, and have to buy them all from some guy.

[stone shoal]

Now they're part of the space/multiverse metal traveller boys

[devout hull]

This makes prototype cyborg start more important.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/tremendo-shivering-gif-19288120

[robust cove]

Stockholm Syndrome

[eager igloo]

Exam passed, never touching that shit again

[wide basin]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/-Y8NyzBrnrHYyd9GMUauICDrbLb4lfr7lFc4HhmEiys/https/i.redd.it/1lbnubq9gkmb1.jpg

[glad carbon]

average intellect of a reddit user

[mint mist]

idk what asbestos is

omg!!!!!!!!! @robust cove hiiiiii

[ruby minnow]

if you snort it

your lungs will be fireproof

[eager igloo]

Because they will be gone probably

[stone blade]

fresh

[pale ingot]

your face is already on your pfp bro

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[pale ingot]

why blur it out

[stone blade]

i domt like it

in this pic

[pale ingot]

mhm

[stone blade]

waiting for iedy approval

[oblique spire]

[eager igloo]

No more beard?

[stone blade]

no

[upper axle]

C:DDA is a fucking experience.

[upper axle]

really old kind of fireproof insulation that if you ever inhale the dust of it once, much less getting exposed to it on a regular basis, you get an EXTREMELY heightened risk of developing a super fucked kind of cancer called Mesothelioma

[stone blade]

its candy

[upper axle]

it was used a LOT in older buildings, most commonly industrial sites like shipyards or factories because of it's extreme heat resistance

[ruby minnow]

new drip

[upper axle]

fun fact: the shipyard i used to work at has for a long time had all the asbestos removed from it, officially speaking, but the place is so fucking big that AFAIK there have been several times people have discovered little pockets of asbestos the previous removal/cleanup team missed, and they had to call them back like 5+ years after the place was last stripped

[slender rock]

forbidden cotton candy

😋

[upper axle]

like, it's always been really out of the way spots nobody goes to literally ever so like, it kinda makes sense it slipped detection for so long

so the risk of people actually being exposed was also negligible

but still.

lol.

[slender rock]

balle

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-american-psycho-business-card-gif-25561759

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1148895450888417342/Snapinsta.app_video_374602242_293002733342644_5329045799221949020_n.mp4

[slender rock]

ay wheeey

Yes I know that's not the proper spelling, too lazy

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[stone blade]

same

we looking FRESH tho

damn

[slender rock]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw06Cm0LzHZ/

capradio

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they fucked up

[oblique spire]

I mean he's speaking facts

[eager igloo]

Does it start in n?

[placid sail]

my lawyer adviced me to ignore that question, apologies

[oblique spire]

Who will i curse with this knowledge

[robust cove]

Anyone who says traps aren't gay is coping hard

[oblique spire]

hmmmmmmmm

@robust cove https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889055088050589736/1148621014784290898/cf3a2aaf0e1388ff732b3eb4c84997f0.jpg

Enjoy

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

GET ERA'D GET ERA'D GET ERA'D GET ERA'D GET ERA'D

[eager igloo]

Mf never heard of gynephilia

[oblique spire]

yes

[robust cove]

I think you made that word up

I am extremely bored

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1148959145727361195/post-this.gif

[oblique spire]

Should invade the USSR with me

Back in '39 mate

or

rather

'41

[robust cove]

I'm at work bro

[oblique spire]

Leave work and uh

Drive to the soviet union

Fr fr

[slender rock]

mmm acid reflux

🥲

[robust cove]

MF WHERE IS IT???

[slender rock]

up my ass?

[oblique spire]

uhhh

Time machine

back to June 22 1941 mate

[slender rock]

😠

[oblique spire]

just don't tell Hans and the boys that you're Polish

[robust cove]

I don't have it on me

[oblique spire]

Or they'll fuckin have ya

And here comes the german man while we're talking about invading the USSR

[somber warren]

Damn that monster aussie lemonade be bussin thx @oblique spire

[oblique spire]

the fuck are you on about

[robust cove]

Me excitingly going back in time to April 8th 2013, the only good day in the history of the UK

[somber warren]

This

Do be bussin on a hot Summer day

[robust cove]

That thing is great fr

[oblique spire]

I've never heard of that shit in my life

[eager igloo]

What makes it aussie

[oblique spire]

Clearly not australian

[somber warren]

I Just hate myself for Not trying that shit earlier

[robust cove]

The name

[robust cove]

You aren't, yes

[somber warren]

Also it has fish

[slender rock]

whats the caffeine amount?

[oblique spire]

You what cunt

[somber warren]

32 MG per 100ml

So 5x32

[robust cove]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[robust cove]

wadiyatalkinabeet

lol

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[somber warren]

I am listening to down under by men at Work,while drinking aussie lemonade

This is Peak australian

Watch me steal llamas culture with this one simple trick

[oblique spire]

Except you're in germany

Dumbass

get back to making MG3s in the factory

[somber warren]

I will and you will get nonr

[oblique spire]

Fine by me

[somber warren]

No its Not and you know it

[oblique spire]

Its fine

its not a real '42

[somber warren]

Nuh uh

[oblique spire]

So i'm fine

and uh

quick fact check for you

[somber warren]

Meh i Just check on my grandpas attic

[oblique spire]

Australians don't even drink the monster lemonade

[somber warren]

Fake news

[slender rock]

needs more caffeine lol

[oblique spire]

False

Keep coping

you will never be able to steal my culture

[oblique spire]

Adolf Hitler and joseph stalin fr

[eager igloo]

No that's you and torres

[glass glade]

vouched

[somber warren]

We will see

[robust cove]

llama is calling himself Stalin

[somber warren]

Why do i Always have to be hitler

[oblique spire]

You can try but you will fail

[robust cove]

I wonder why

[oblique spire]

[somber warren]

This Game is No Fun, i want to win too

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6WE_mDVSU&list=OLAK5uy_k1S1KM0pkPN7Kq2JHS1TVGFWl6Q2NIgv4&index=2

[stone blade]

Pharaohe monch goes so hard

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981861987451564045/1148937243298365470/HL-Speedcrap-30.gif

[somber warren]

This dude got a YT Channel filled with him trying to befriend coyotes

[slender rock]

whole ass game in a gif

[stone blade]

I know exactly which video it is even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY

should be this

ye

names match

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082316518810992700/1148896055920967690/Screenshot_20230821-174608_TikTok.jpg

Absolute unit

[solar coral]

Hello

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[robust cove]

Literally me

[zealous elm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D551pMQ-QcU

[mint mist]

is that real you?

[robust cove]

Yes, that's me, I'm mysterious and shit y'know

[amber marsh]

AYO NEW FLAVOR DROPPED?

can't wait to get it in greece in 25 years

[solar coral]

"Aussue lemonade"

Piss

Jarate

[amber marsh]

Literally

[zealous elm]

new slop dropped

finally

[solar coral]

Cone get your slop little piggies! - pyrocynical

[zealous elm]

monster engineering the worst fucking thing to put in your body but this time its in 200 equally hog piss flavors

years of research went into making them all taste like shit

[solar coral]

Gamer schupps bechtere

[mint mist]

can you help me?

its urgent

[mint mist]

omg!!!!!! hi

[mint mist]

omg!!!!! hi

[solar coral]

Sure

[mint mist]

im bored

[solar coral]

[amber marsh]

Sup bottom

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1143573092237594745/grabbing_you.gif

[mint mist]

e-

[amber marsh]

a sports, it's in the wallet

[mint mist]

u can help me too ;c

pelase

[amber marsh]

I can't help you with being bored

I can suggest shows and movies

[mint mist]

wahhhh dont u play games? :c

[amber marsh]

but from past experiences you've rejected that

[mint mist]

i started watching shows and moveis recently

[amber marsh]

I do, tarky, the walking dead, and trying to get star citizen running at more than 7 fps

even though I got a 16 gb 3060

[mint mist]

star citizen? was that the mmo where u had tow aste all of ur life for stuff?

[amber marsh]

huh?

[mint mist]

the hecc weas star citizen

yeah- it is the game where you need to waste all of your life or life savings

[amber marsh]

I think you're thinking of starfield

[mint mist]

no

starfield is another fallout

[amber marsh]

Oh yeah

but you don't have to

[mint mist]

theres nothing special about starfield

[mint mist]

wasnt the game paid to access to begin with?

[amber marsh]

you can buy everything with in game currency and from what I was told, it ain't that bad

[solar coral]

Vodka juice box

[amber marsh]

all games with a price are

[mint mist]

welp, if ur pc cant run it then mine wont either

[mint mist]

ur- playing twd??

[amber marsh]

second season now

ye, have u played it?

[mint mist]

no, i watched it tho

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[amber marsh]

The two bottoms have no idea how to hold a conversation so they both only say hi and then silence takes over

[placid sail]

that was such a righteous and passionate idi nahuy suka to the annoying spam bot

[uncut obsidian]

tbh im really bored and have literally nothing to do so i might download twd

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[mint mist]

thats my convo with everybody

[uncut obsidian]

owo

[mint mist]

i might say ,, i love u '' asewll

[robust cove]

Grok would ban you fr

[mint mist]

omg!!!!!!!!! ted haiiii ;33333 haiii ;33 haiii Owo~

[solar coral]

he can try

[uncut obsidian]

im not teed

rted

tedf

[robust cove]

That's not Ted

[uncut obsidian]

ted

[mint mist]

fuck

[amber marsh]

get them in order since your choices transfer through the games

[mint mist]

aaa ur so cute

[amber marsh]

jesus christ

[mint mist]

same, but i wont download it

[robust cove]

@ Grok

[amber marsh]

He literally copied and pasted what u sent with ur name instead xD

[solar coral]

i just said he can try

[uncut obsidian]

you mean through the seasons?

[amber marsh]

yeah

[robust cove]

I will excommunicate you

[amber marsh]

Good man

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1054663799413686303/I_be_coolin.gif

malboro gang

[mint mist]

u coudl just asy hi

amdeg

[robust cove]

What the fuck are you talking about

[mint mist]

true.........

AAAAAAAAA im bored

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gone-insane-crazy-snow-white-clap-gif-17191672

[mint mist]

wtf is this

[mint mist]

how do i turn it off

[uncut obsidian]

then wdym "get them in order"
did you forget that i never buy games

[amber marsh]

@placid sail I'm about to sniff the shit out of you till I black out

[placid sail]

go ahead

[robust cove]

Well I'll be getting off work in 13 minutes, and won't be bored anymore

[amber marsh]

that's why I said get and not buy, tf?

[uncut obsidian]

but like all the seasons are already included

[amber marsh]

I had no way of knowing that xD

[mint mist]

wow!!!!! a mod is talking about REDACTED

[amber marsh]

Anyways, at least play them in order, yk?

[mint mist]

@ mods

[uncut obsidian]

ofc

i also never finished minecraft story mode

[somber warren]

its really good, all my friends enjoy it too. Sweet and sour lemonade, the good shit

[amber marsh]

@ Grok

[robust cove]

Play Days gone, I'm glad I finally got it fr

[somber warren]

days gone is fun, bought it for like 2 bucks

[robust cove]

Same

[mint mist]

days gone is

[robust cove]

Yes it is indeed

[robust cove]

For me it kinda feels like a mix of mad max and state of decay

[uncut obsidian]

goddamn twd is just 2gb

[somber warren]

yeah true

[somber warren]

which one

[toxic sundial]

I need a president willing to flatten St. louis, tired of these pansys trying to appeal to the masses

[uncut obsidian]

nvm each season is 2gb

[mint mist]

ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

womphphhhhhhh

[somber warren]

yeah still not that much tho

[uncut obsidian]

The Walking Dead: The Telltale Definitive Series
this has all the seasons, right?

who tf is heart reacting

[uncut obsidian]

damn it's 50gb

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[somber warren]

you acting like 50gb is much in this day and age

be glad its not 200gb

[uncut obsidian]

although i haven't deleted wd2 yet

[heavy peak]

Pain

[uncut obsidian]

better

[robust cove]

@mint mist ❤️ react this if you are gae

[mint mist]

whats wd2

[placid sail]

this fucking mentality is the bane of gamedev and programming in general

fucking optimize your shit

[uncut obsidian]

watch dogs 2

[placid sail]

I'm not buying 1 TB disc anytime soon

[mint mist]

send messages u fucks

i wanna heart react

[robust cove]

No

[grizzled meadow]

Hi maja

[somber warren]

shut up maja

[mint mist]

hi falco i love u

[mint mist]

ok sorry

[robust cove]

Won't even say hi to me like I ain't here smh 🙄

[somber warren]

Real bro, Falco changed, says hi to the femboys but doesn't dab up the homies smh smh

[uncut obsidian]

the falco downfall is real

[mint mist]

not wrong

[somber warren]

it all started when he accepted femboy nitro gift

[mint mist]

rip falco sadge

[uncut obsidian]

one day he'll say :3

and it'll be over

[mint mist]

he already did

[placid sail]

Falco (she/they)

[uncut obsidian]

when

[somber warren]

lord have mercy

[mint mist]

idk, i remember someone making a screenshot out of it

[placid sail]

imagine the ungodly amount of domestic abuse Falco'll get from his traditional Italian family if he were to show up in a skirt and make up at home one day

I'd hear the ass slapping all over here in Moscow

[oblique spire]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THATS WHAT I NEED TO PLAY

[stone blade]

Wtf is going on

[somber warren]

Falco in a Skirt with makeup isn't real, it can't hurt you
Falco in a Skirt with makeup :

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/UeFTkveHajE?si=a1YmCOQNkTjInp8u

[oblique spire]

Time to get more fat gains

[mint mist]

whhat game is that

[placid sail]

I've just imagined teddy roosevelt in a make up and now regret the nightmake I've created

[somber warren]

why did you have to say that

[placid sail]

misery loves company

[oblique spire]

Escape from tarkov

[mint mist]

aw

[oblique spire]

and no you can't pirate it

[mint mist]

sadge

i wouldnt want to

[uncut obsidian]

technically

you can

[somber warren]

i hope you kicked open the gym door, bc you don't get any gains if you open the door normally

[oblique spire]

Always kick the bitch

[oblique spire]

Can't play online

so

[somber warren]

when the pre workout kicks in

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

the game is still there

[oblique spire]

Yeah but it won't launch

so

the fuck are you gonna do with it

dumbass

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow ur ugly

[mint mist]

wtf is wrong with u

ban him

[stone blade]

shut it

[robust cove]

The Gamma moderator pipeline

[robust cove]

On God fr fr best game I've played in a hot minute

[oblique spire]

I uh

need a terminator mod for it

Lever action shotty when

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-arnold-schwarzenegger-schwarzenegger-terminator2-terminator-gif-24450886

[robust cove]

There is, but could be better

[placid sail]

I mean, you probably think it's all a joke, but the pipeline is real

[oblique spire]

There is a lever action in game

but you can't use it on ya bike

which

is straight fucked

[robust cove]

You can? The one that goes in your secondary slot

[uncut obsidian]

starfield moment

[oblique spire]

Is it a short one

or

[robust cove]

Shortie yes

[oblique spire]

can you actually use the full size lever action shotty on your bike

Yeah nah mate not gonna work

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-arnold-schwarzenegger-schwarzenegger-terminator2-terminator-gif-24450886

[mint mist]

waa now i wanna download starfield madge

[robust cove]

No, not full size, terminator didn't have a full size one either tho

[placid sail]

I expected a whole big nothing out of starfield, and I'm still impressed how mediocre and ugly it turned out to be

[oblique spire]

Ah yeah TECHNICALLY not a full size

shortened stock

but i mean same length barrel n shit y'know

[eager igloo]

I'm shocked it's playable on release

[placid sail]

at least shadowheartussy is pretty good

[robust cove]

Starfield? It just works

[solar obsidian]

starfield is the working game of all time

[robust cove]

Starfield is

[eager igloo]

What

[mint mist]

character from bg3 i think

[eager igloo]

I know, I play bg3

As you can see by my pfp

[robust cove]

She knows

[mint mist]

wow,nerd

[eager igloo]

I am

[placid sail]

what?

[mint mist]

ur pfp looks llike nothing from distance, i cant see shit in it
and when i do closeup, and look at it now, it just looks like ai character

ur pfp is worthless

[eager igloo]

It's literally me

[robust cove]

Maja is mad she doesn't have her glasses on

[narrow lotus]

dumbfucks fighting i love it

[mint mist]

i always have my glasses on

wada is too big tho, and the glasses are too old

[somber warren]

she?

[robust cove]

Get new ones

[robust cove]

Bro idc

[mint mist]

new glass costs half a thousand at this point

i stopped changing them a year or 2 ago

[robust cove]

I got new ones for nearly 2k wdym

[eager igloo]

Mine were around a grand

[robust cove]

I had my previous ones since I was like 15

[uncut obsidian]

👊

[mint mist]

mine get too old in less than 4 months

[robust cove]

2k polish monies for me

[uncut obsidian]

i love how perfectly his dialogue ends

[mint mist]

normally every doctor tells me to go there every 6 months, 1 year at most

[eager igloo]

Yes a grand in polish monies

1000 cebulions

[robust cove]

Like your eyes get that much worse?

[mint mist]

my eyes get worse rapidly, the glasses i buy are ,, new '' or ,, working '' for 4 months, after that point it just goes back to normal seeing shit

[robust cove]

Get new eyes idk

[eager igloo]

What about progressive glasses

[placid sail]

I was wondering lately if brainfart moderators would make the best babysitters or the worst ones

[mint mist]

idk what that is

[robust cove]

I prefer homophobic glasses

[mint mist]

RIGHt

doing that right now

[robust cove]

Okulary korekcyjne, it's in the name

[mint mist]

what????

[robust cove]

[mint mist]

i am

[robust cove]

Yup

[mint mist]

eh? what do they do

[placid sail]

can't get lasik when the miopia progresses

[mint mist]

is korekcyjne just bigger resistance to eye bulslhit

[placid sail]

it should be stable to proceed

[mint mist]

slowing the process

[robust cove]

they fix your vision, or at least slows down the damage

[mint mist]

yeah, slowing down the damage

[placid sail]

eyes would be smarter than maja

[mint mist]

everything possible that slows down the damage ih ave in every glasses i had

beside first ones i had when i was 9

yeah, its fucked
i know friends that are my age and to this point there eyes are fine

adn we both fucked oru lifes over pc

??

[robust cove]

Why would I need to speak Brazilian for my eyesight???

[eager igloo]

My friend has some weird eye problem that makes her vision defect go wild

[mint mist]

yeah.. i know

???

[eager igloo]

It can go from +6 to +10 and back for no reason

[robust cove]

Thank you, I'll be here all night

[mint mist]

i'm just talking that.. we both wasted oru lifes on pc, wasted the same time..

[robust cove]

I'm negative, I'm Velma

[mint mist]

whats velma

[uncut obsidian]

average maja gameplay

[mint mist]

SHUT UPP

[mint mist]

normally i'd roll them- and they'd keep saying that i was cheating

thats not me

[robust cove]

No kurwa, you didn't watch Scooby doo?

[mint mist]

????

[mint mist]

i did

what that has to do wtih eyes tho

thats another person saying ,, she's cheating ''

the caption says that

and another caption says ,, the captions in question '' or ,, the cheats in reality '' blah blah

idk

???????

[robust cove]

She's fucking blind and she wears glasses

[mint mist]

OHG MY AWG

ohhhhh

ok

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow

[mint mist]

no, as you can see in the video, the person reocrding is watching me play
another person, thats against me, that im fighting against in the clip, is talking in the clip

[crimson flame]

lmao

imagine getting jumpscared in cs

and then flashes self

[robust cove]

[crimson flame]

truly perfect gameplay

[uncut obsidian]

for the enemy

[robust cove]

The chicken AI would clutch that

[eager igloo]

You are, but what does it have to do with your eyes.

[oblique spire]

poor soul.

[toxic sundial]

Got caught by border patrol 😔

[oblique spire]

So true

[ruby minnow]

i'm joining a romanian lobby

[robust cove]

Wat

[ruby minnow]

lets hope my account doesn't get stolen

[eager igloo]

ur negative

[mint mist]

hes makign a comparison to himself

that hes a velma

no

its me

ok

[eager igloo]

Maja you are so dense sometimes they should make radiation shielding out of you

[mint mist]

oki

[mint mist]

ur memes

are os bad

[oblique spire]

OH FUCK

[toxic sundial]

Ok bud post ur own

[somber warren]

but still better then you in cs

[toxic sundial]

Coward

[oblique spire]

Hideout upgrades got me fucking bugging

[mint mist]

oki

[oblique spire]

By the nine I'm tweaking

I had 5 mill like 5 minutes ago

Fuck

[mint mist]

also wtf are u talkign about me being a squeaker, like u never heard me ro something

no

[toxic sundial]

Do you have eod ?

[oblique spire]

Nope

standard grind

[uncut obsidian]

objection: i never played valorant

[oblique spire]

But uh

Security 3

uhhhh

other shit

got me tweaking

[placid sail]

cool meme

[uncut obsidian]

am i

[mint mist]

yeah

[toxic sundial]

🤝

[somber warren]

haven't played cs in 5 years, but i'm sure i would destroy maja

[uncut obsidian]

reallll

[mint mist]

omgg!!!! hii~

can i get in ur dms if ur a chad

[oblique spire]

🤝

[placid sail]

"Black German gets humbled by the weakest twink of Poland"
it's always sunny in philadelphia music theme plays

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/muscular-maid-asian-strong-muscles-gif-15750471

this me btw

[placid sail]

you wish

you ain't no Bruno

[uncut obsidian]

ur already there

[mint mist]

aw

[toxic sundial]

It is kinda crazy how much tarkov punishes you for not paying an extra 100$

Russian pricks

[crimson flame]

you should play battlebit maja

[oblique spire]

extra $155 for me

[uncut obsidian]

fr

[crimson flame]

game kinda died with the community server tho

idk what happened

[uncut obsidian]

ok now you made me confused

[mint mist]

u need to buy it at this point

so eh

[uncut obsidian]

idk what to play now

battlebit or twd

[oblique spire]

For EOD without having standard at all

[mint mist]

sameeeee

omg

[oblique spire]

is like $200

Its fucked

[crimson flame]

battlebit

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[crimson flame]

but i cant play in eu

[stone blade]

I'm like batman , but instead of fighting crime
I'm racist.

[oblique spire]

And uh

[uncut obsidian]

skill issue

[oblique spire]

I will now do a woods run to make ivan proud

[somber warren]

Racist Man

[toxic sundial]

And you don't get arena

[crimson flame]

true

[stone blade]

huh?

[toxic sundial]

With standard

[oblique spire]

You do with EOD

[oblique spire]

Yeah

[stone blade]

knowing bsg arena will be dogshit

[robust cove]

I'm not negative like thaaaat

[oblique spire]

was $70 for standard

[stone blade]

do not get your hopes up bro

[placid sail]

destroy the child then

[oblique spire]

You're the bushman

You made me respect the woods

and i am eternally grateful

The bushes speak to me

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but I'm not shilling 160$ for a game that's been in beta for 7 years

[oblique spire]

Yeah

lemme check rq

[stone blade]

I toldu

[oblique spire]

Stop fucking bullshitting gamestar

[stone blade]

Bro

[oblique spire]

fucking idiots

[stone blade]

for all we know

arena can be really good or really shit

[somber warren]

Gamestar literally worst german videogame reporters

[toxic sundial]

If you haven't you should try sp tarkov

Mods make it so fun

[stone blade]

its by the SAME DEVS who CANNOT fix their audio for like 7 years my guy
why do people expect they will be able to fix it in arena?

[oblique spire]

I've tried it

[stone blade]

like really

[oblique spire]

But now i'm actually half decent at normal tarky

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[oblique spire]

i dont think ill go back

[stone blade]

if bsg said to the entire community "it says gullible on the ceiling" everyone will look up

[oblique spire]

@toxic sundial

[stone blade]

people really getting their hopes up for arena

[oblique spire]

That's 2 call of duty's

[tulip ravine]

They need to end 9mm para bellend and the community will think it’s a genuine round used

[stone blade]

knowing damn well

it will be shit

[oblique spire]

who the fuck does BSG think they are

[little mirage]

Why is there a disney superstar picture of him

[toxic sundial]

I've been playing tarkov for years and bsg is the giga of gaslighting

[toxic sundial]

Common Aussie L

[stone blade]

.

[toxic sundial]

[oblique spire]

Real

[tulip ravine]

In fairness the standard edition is only like 30/40

[crimson flame]

where can i get it

[stone blade]

oh no

not spt bro

not that shit

[tulip ravine]

You don’t need the EOD or just get sp tarky and use it for free

[toxic sundial]

Google, you aren't allowed to link it you just have to search for it

But it's not hard to find

[tulip ravine]

Keep in mind the person telling you it’s shit plays league of legends

[oblique spire]

$70 AUD

[toxic sundial]

It's 50$

[stone blade]

I do not play league

so shut yo mouth

[toxic sundial]

They increased the price last month

[tulip ravine]

Damn sterling pound moment

I paid like 40ish

[toxic sundial]

Yeah they up the price every few wipes, I got it for 45$

[tulip ravine]

To be fair

I’m not even mad at them upping the price

It’s out that long now people know what to expect

No one’s forcing em to buy it

[ruby minnow]

yeah people know they're buying trash

its like a ubisoft game

you know its trash

but people will still buy it

[toxic sundial]

I mean they have barely done anything in the 7 years the game has been in beta, and now they don't even have the luck of being the only extraction shooter in the market

[ruby minnow]

so go buy hunt showdown

[toxic sundial]

Exactly! So true

[ruby minnow]

if you don't like it you can even refund it

[mint mist]

wait.. is that you?

omg.. is that real you?

[odd sail]

hi i have a headache

[ruby minnow]

no my account has been taken over by deepstate

[mint mist]

aw

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[mint mist]

i miss syno

[mint mist]

hiiii

[oblique spire]

Too much (Head Eyes) lad

[odd sail]

frfr

[oblique spire]

Too much head

some would say

[ruby minnow]

or go play deep rock galactic

[odd sail]

too much prefiring

[little mirage]

do any of you play darktide, and do any of you know if its even worth trying since beta? glad i refunded it

[tulip ravine]

Dark tide is mint

[ruby minnow]

varmintide is better from what i heard

[toxic sundial]

Nah, another lfd style Warhammer game that they abandoned after extorting the fanbase

[little mirage]

Ye but it aint that 40k theme sadly

[ruby minnow]

yeah its just warhammer unfortunately

[mint mist]

hiiii

[ruby minnow]

haiiii :3

[tulip ravine]

I think new blood bowl is coming out soon

[mint mist]

OMG!!!!!! its real syno

hiiii ;3

[little mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1040020014960476190/attachment-1.gif

[tulip ravine]

I still want a mil sim style realistic shooter based in 40k

Like hell let loose

[crimson flame]

modded arma3

[toxic sundial]

Back when battlefield was good I would've paid an entire paycheck for a 40k battlefield

[tulip ravine]

Arma 3 optimisation is shit

[ruby minnow]

i mean can't you still play battlefield 3 and 2

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but then I'd have to play arma🤢

[crimson flame]

theres no other game than that 🤷‍♂️

you could wait forever i guess

[tulip ravine]

Mate do you know what I wish means

[tulip ravine]

But yeah I’m waiting for reforgr to finish up a bit before I touch arma again

In fairness it’s actually pretty mint for what it is

[toxic sundial]

Me asf:

[toxic sundial]

I have absolutely 0 hope in reforger

[crimson flame]

arma 4 when

[tulip ravine]

For what it is (basically a play test / proof of concepts for arma 4) I’m sold already

[crimson flame]

also hows the optimisation on reforger

[tulip ravine]

Amazing up to now

They’ve changed vehicles entirely aswell

It’s all properly animated, your character actually interacts with the pedals / gear stick and buttons and shit, controls a lot more user friendly with context keys you can change

[robust cove]

@somber warren it's hot as hell today, decided to get it as well

[mint mist]

wow

ew

[tulip ravine]

Gun play seems good, all weapons have iron sights that actually adjust for range instead of just changing the bullet path

[crimson flame]

the real infinite cobblestone generator

[somber warren]

Nice, i have to hold myself back to not get another one, that shit good as hell

[crimson flame]

damn, glad to hear

[robust cove]

Stop bringing me down maja I'm having a good day today

[robust cove]

Fr I love it

[tulip ravine]

Ted my man

[robust cove]

Men

[tulip ravine]

Men Fr

[robust cove]

Yeah, but it gets boring bro

[uncut obsidian]

MEN??

[odd sail]

how are soda bottles flat even if they're sealed

[somber warren]

mango loco good as hell too, generally all monster juiced are good

[odd sail]

this is sus

[mint mist]

omg where

[tulip ravine]

Yes men

[robust cove]

Hell yeah

[tulip ravine]

We all some men here Fr

[robust cove]

[tulip ravine]

My man

[somber warren]

time to throw your femboy clothes away madi, your a Man now

[tulip ravine]

My man

[odd sail]

we fixed lgblt

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

[uncut obsidian]

it's actually lbgtv you stupid

[odd sail]

it's LG TV

[somber warren]

lgbbqtv you bigot

[odd sail]

LG TV's are horrible anyway

[uncut obsidian]

lllllllllgt

it's actually bbq

[oblique spire]

Think you mean fuckin RGB gaming strips mate

[tulip ravine]

Remember my mam came out as a gay when I was like 14 my first reaction was “how the fuck was I born”

[oblique spire]

like $20

[odd sail]

big black qock

[oblique spire]

Good price

[mint mist]

where

[odd sail]

here

[mint mist]

where

[robust cove]

That's the sound people make when drowning

[uncut obsidian]

your mom?

[mint mist]

can i see

[somber warren]

L means loose, LGBT has L in it
Coincidence? I think not!

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

[odd sail]

thats gay

[mint mist]

yeah?

and

[uncut obsidian]

well all our moms are gay, i don't see the problem

[odd sail]

dm

[uncut obsidian]

and all our dads are lesbian

[pale ingot]

we live in a society

[somber warren]

Another win for the BOOOOYYYSSSS

[oblique spire]

Hang on this energy is calling for a gains pic

[robust cove]

Live? L? LIVING IS FOR LOOOOSERS

[oblique spire]

Give me a minute boys

save your hype

[tulip ravine]

said to Mrs you can’t spell dishwasher without her, she threw a slipper at my head

[oblique spire]

Ted

[uncut obsidian]

dishwas

[oblique spire]

are you ready for this absolute fucking banger im about to drop

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

you can't spell woman without man

they all have dicks

[robust cove]

It will be a T-62 with ABS

[oblique spire]

Nah let me cook