#🎪bruh-fart
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GB happens to be the topic at the moment
yes so don't schizo post walls of text
Honestly is the game on steam and the game you're showing the same thing?
A 2D game with what looks like 3D models for customizations
oh btw what GB are we on about rn? i hope it's not gunbroker, 'cause i got some fucking horrors i could find an post from that place
Not complaining about the 2D, just curious
One is Ground branch
the 3d models
the pic is my loadout inspired by the game (the game's literally GB)
the one on steam is the official game about the book
Ground branch
and BPRE is 2d
Literally
ah.
Door breaking simulator
sup
Can you shoot doorhinges with a shotgun
Ah, fair enough. GB any gud?
can i can't wait for Gen z to enter military
goodnight chat
i will get drafted into war and see a skibidi toilet patch on a american soldier
depends, do you want OG Tom Clancy game vibes, sure
if you want a lot of content, then no
game's still lackluster
whether or not i post a wall of text is entirely dependent on the topics that are talked about and how interested i am in them. cry about it.
sadge
unlucky
the fuck you mean, they already are in the military
Pov; the alcoholic single dad when he gets paid
the early half of gen Z has been of military age for a few years now
im fairly certain the oldest Gen Z is like 24 years old
Can't wait to get ambushed by terrorists when I get drafted.
this.
i'm 22 this year and i was born in 2001, which is a few years into gen z
only thing im getting drafted into is the draft of wind blowing into my fresh baked pies
i'm talking about the ones with brainrot
:3
i mean there's several people in my own family who are in the military or in the process of joining it at 18 now so you're a bit late there
i've seen a moron use the water in their mre heater for their instant ramen
the package literally tells you to not fucking consume the water used to activate the heater
one of my cousins i'm close with gets shipped off to basic...this month?
or maybe that already happened.
idk
that's natural selection at that point.
fighting trench warfare get hit by artillery check the wounded
if you cant fucking read the instructions on the bag and decide to drink the MRE water that's your own damn fault
fucker had the audacity to post it on tiktok and say this is how asian americans get their fix on ramen
he should be flogged publicly.
one of them have a patch that says not too fond of straight people
the other one has a skibidi toilet patch
desert
Gen Z helmet probably
What is skibidi toilet bs? Keep seeing it
its brainriot
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the new trend from gmod
@ruby minnow @odd sail
worse then meth
Is bro balling
some video in gmod, with a terrible humour
thing that became famous just because it became famous
no patches
he's the last man you see when you don't pay taxes
only australian patch
not yet
real
it's gen alpha's version of gmod idiot box.
grandpa's got your back
real
HEY. dont you fucking put that evil on me
that's the new gen
gen alpha
i am one too
ik. that's why you should know better
we're shit, but that's next level
idk fam, gen z on tiktok are just as retarded as skibidi toilet
Internet was a mistake.
yes.
tiktok is cringe
always was, china probably engineered it that way to ruin a generation and its demographic
CHINNER?!
tiktok on china is actually educational and helpful, yet the international version is notorious for causing brainrot
idk dude, call me a nut but they seemed to have done that on purpose
schizophrenic
I wouldn't say ruin, we have no clue how kids born with tiktok and yt will turn out
ah yes, subway, my favorite map
wished Jared Fogle was in it
Why NVG over sunglasses
blocking out the terrorists in style
only block out terrorist with 7.62x39
honestly there's two distinct subgenerations in gen z i've noticed. there's pre-tiktok gen z, like you and me, who try our best to distance ourselves from that bullshit, and then there's ticktok gen z, who are just as bad as gen alpha if not worse because they are older and still just as cringe
One to the head one to the thorax two to the knees
basically there's a divide between functional humans in gen z and tik tok users.
you right, most gen z who stayed the fuck away from social media are decent folk
(Head, Eyes)
and twitter users.
Do you play eft
this. gen z is genuinely divided between those who leaned into social media and those who didnt
EOD 🤮
:(
Standard gamers.
But the gamma case
We're on hardcore mode
:(
there's still some hope though
saw a kid smiling smugly because he got called by the guidance councelor simply because he had the Gadsden flag
No more than what is needed
EOD is easy mode
the ones who didnt are respectable and actually functional by and large, and the ones who did are ruined.
exactly
Spoilt brat mode
exactly

Standard is for the true chads of tarkov
How many wipes have you played
dude didnt just refuse to remove his patch, he later took a pic with his bag standing in front of a teacher's car, which had a bunch of left leaning bumper stickers on it, to showcase the hypocritical nature of their enforcement of that shit
that kid is genuinely fucking based
good luck to him in life
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Hi vlad Hi llama
I stopper playing 2 years ago
Gen Z and Gen Alpha have hope, just keep them away from the internet and social media at a young age
he fell off
ALO CATBOY ❤️
I think you are overestimating the effect of social media, I think majority will turn out alright and functional.

stfu
shut the fuck up
what the hell did i just read
actually shut the fuck up
Kill yourself
IM SORRY
sideways for attention, long ways for results
END IT
Hi meowmachine Hi Kasunick
Sorry won’t cut it
delete this message, please. 
Get out, getting banished from brainfart
Ill make a worse one
Cringe as fuck
where the fuck's the mod to finish the problem
Hello
true
even brainfart cant handle his schizo ass
ok guys can we like, chill it please? the joke's getting wrung dry, only so many times telling a person to kill themselves is funny in a short span.
jeez.
Meowmachine is the worst part of #🎪bruh-fart and nobody can convince me otherwise.
facts

brainfart becomes asylum the moment meowmachine pulls up

oh, nice, im in the second place now
meowmachine is like meowbah, exists to simply piss you off
what
everybody will do it all the time no matter what
I willingly leave this channel when I see meowmachine start typing
werent u the person that said that im the worst one? and meowmachine is the second?
When your blud gang cuz dies from the laced skibidi toilet made in ohio denis duke rizz level three gyatt chat rare sighting garten of banban holy moly is this rizz zumbo sauce grimace shake did you pray today fortnite gang bussin let him cook sheeesh sigma we go gym cart you got from wish . Com panda buy temu
Brainfart is already bottom of the barrel, meow machine somehow got lower
Im gonna kill myself
I regret my statement
maja
e-
yea. i know, but screaming into the void works occasionally. it's rare but sometimes it does.
@robust cove emm idk whats happening
meowmachine proves there's a 10th circle in hell
if you scream into the void long enough eventually something will scream back
You're no longer the worst
That is all
nice
We saw we just ignored it because you’re annoying
instead
Nuh uh
you're now an A tier user
im amazing
Meowmachine is F tier
Dont say that to me
pavlo schizoposting is better than meowmachine
what did i do
pavlo isnt a fucking degenerate when he posts
You know what you did
Yeah the highest quality of nuclear waste.
See Pavlo is a funny afghanistan invading schizo
meowmachine just belongs in an asylum
Delicious
I eat it for breakfast
and you're just a deranged horny schizo
IM NOT HORNY
the shit that exists in r/ncd
DONT SAY THA
15 exes horny
.
💀
bro-
oh my god i hate you so much why are you so fucking cringe kill yourself
meowmachine is basically brainfarts meowbah
Petition to ban meowmachine from brainfart
he exists to piss you off
exiled from brainfart
Oh my god meowbah
Petition to ban meowmachine from the server
thats the perfect comparison
Im literally a NEETpilled schizoposting pure hearted cyber angel
fuck off meowbah
hi
hi
i changed my mind, meowcringe is worse then maja
im literally beautymaxxing and suffering from hikkikomori condition
real
Please stop speaking nonsense
I have access to the most advanced large language models
shut the fuck up cringemachine
shouldnt have been exiled, should've been sent to the abyss long ago
i dislike user @heavy halo as a person
girlfriend who spends 18 hours a day watching videos about dudes who ate their entire family: idk i just feel anxious for some reason
35591
2171
And can be trusted with computational power and hyperstious memetic warfare
shut the fuck up
Mewmachine is trolling or mentally ill, you choose
im so mentally stable its insane
This close to blocking just so I don’t see the posts
Mentally ill troll
I literally have bpd (Beautiful princess disorder)
can you be trusted with a gun @heavy halo
where's the mod
meowmachine is now just being the troll accounts that get muted or banned in newbies
soace
space*
You lost in the soace
space
cute pf
p
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @heavy halo
Ty. Yours is nice too, if a bit gloomy
bro, just ignore his ass
prawda
CURVĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂ
wheres the memes
brainfart pleease post menes
there once was until the schizo came
do not bother them
I want the right to be silly and have fun
@odd sail can u rate my car
Release the Claymore Roomba
Pastel pink / 10
thx kirby
white people
Nah he’s just high as fuck
This time im really gonna do it
man, he said "later gator"
He's about to shower 
man's clearly insane
🚿
Its time to hit the shower again
As someone who lives in an almost all white neighborhood, this does not happen unless there’s someone wrong with the person or they are on something
I might be able to
go to shower you stinky
No longer casual racism, we going professional
fuck did hikikomori mean again? a term for shut-in japanese people?
shutin, just not necessarily japanese, i dont tihnk
Im working hard a gainfully employed high performance dark feminine type a pansuit rocking girllboss
And hr approved widget
wanna go on a date in my garden? i have strawberries and some other berries there
Can't even love women anymore 😭
@open turret @main moon
me irl
Laptop class bugwoman contributing important contributions to the remote working economy
Damn
A floating head and a keyboard
A future she CEO is climbing the corporate ladder
ok no then
still better than turismo

While manifesting successs
tbh
when i was a little girl
Please shut the fuck already
My dream was to have total million cupcakes
but i gave up on that dream cuz it never happended
Aren't you still a little girl?
how can a dream happen by itself??
But then i joined based retard gang and they gave me total million cupcakes as a light snack and it lowered my bmi with every bite
what is that
Just ignore
Im so happy ❤️
Just ignore
some dogshit indie car for sale simulator agme
guys stop giving attention
what lmao
ignore
They hate me because im virtuous
Because im literally ona. Spiryual mission and dont care about fame or wealth
Hi [BLANK] Hi maja
yes please :3
They censor my words redact my post and ban my accounts
gay
But im post identity
My face is whoever is trending on Chinese instagram
When they come for me with lies and hatred
They still love me
i dont pay taxes tho, are u proud of me
the issue are the drunk crashers
they're the only drunk drivers reported
not all drunk drivers crash trsut me
Why blank
Wheres my hi
I told you they are hiding me
Censoring me
They’re trying to get me but they cant
i don't want people to use linux
helps keep the IQ of the room above room temperature

I came back from the mental hospital
keeps the room filled with tech nerds
So what you’re saying is that those who do not use Linux, in the room with you, are smarter than those using Linux
what hell smells like
From being fasley imprisoned by the e state
and being kidnapped from my neetworld and family
i just bought an audi, r5 orw hatever, how do i color it
this one
air brush
Me walking to my car after i talked the federal agent in my yard
(A bird)
what do i clor it
pink
smth else
white
The federal agents waking me up with silly yellow sauce from my 100 year nap after abducting me
Orange
omg im gonna chrome it aswell
don't
idk why he didnt feel the pain from the mustard
sleep was so good probably
im just gonna sell ti anwyays
pov i have gonorrhea
This is why i dont eat condiments
Theres a couple other videos of the same guy having the same thing happen to him with different sauces
I hate mustard
lmfao wtf
The mustard one is the famous one
@grizzled meadow
priests with shotguns need to be more common in fiction ngl
sauce on the music?
god bless you
Just in fiction?
In the description
holy shit, you're based as hell
pretty sure there was once a priest who fought during the mexican civil war
Me after the cia abductes me and uses the rocking chair method with tomato soup tortur oh
Need to be more common in the streets
mexico at the time wanted to ban religion iirc
would be nice
why ban religion tho, why would anybody care so much to ban it
the mexican president at the time was an ass
a lot of mexicans grabbed guns and rebelled from the whole idea of banning religion
MAN wtf is wrong with mustard? Its good biting tongue flavor
chad
based mexichads
problem is the guy had no reaction to it literally pouring near his eyes
Cheese
one of the leaders of a small group of rebels was a priest iirc
the man was obviously so hungry he ate it via his eyes
good point
I used to do a lor of shady shit with friends lmfao
This is like
A prime example
I mean, I WOULD man, do you eat food with your eyes?
its so much fun!
ever held a scooter tire to a carousel and let it rip with your homies on it?
«Here’s a 30round mag, go on my son and clear these streets from the corrupted heathen »
Yes father 
proceeds to go on a crusade against the evils of man
"War thunder will make you happy"
i take issue with "war thunder will make you happy"
however otherwise he's a chad
it sucks your soul harder than a drugged up cougar in one of those disco places
Lobs a Worms holy nade over a garden wall
you meant to say monty python
biggest lie in the history of lies maybe ever
I love mugen so much
this level of lies is something todd should take notes for
its not real
why is it so bright
Sun is yrllw
Why is the sun white
does nobodu remember our choildhood where u could stare the soon fot a few seconds and it was yelow ornage
jow the sun id a bldingin artucla white
did some skim reading to refresh my knowledge of the mexican civil war
it's name is the Cristero War, one of the catholic rebels' leaders was Father Vega
ewww, anime cringe
hejcia
Witam
Girl scouts
Holy shit MEOW have this cat gif to snap yourself out of it
Please no post Shitty anime memes
gteen
Father Vega died in one of the battles he conducted the battle strategy sadly
at least the battle was won in the end
Green mold is scroegrowing on my carlet
caret
Carpet
its fluffy and smells weir
The mold is in my hous
helap
Ehw wtf
oh what wall of text shall grace brainfart thanks to jaboopy
me until the exact picosecond i get a really banger idea for a meme that hasnt been done yet and dust off the video or photo editing software. like these recent examples.
You are the mold
do not bother the moron
ignore
imagine thinking i was gonna make a wall of text about this mid convo.
so guys how has your day been
Sewerslvt is breakcore
it's your schtick, can't blame me
u cant react to the messages if the person ur reacting to blocked you, and meow managed to react to u, fake block
Ass, but tomorrow is Friday 
only when the convo isnt mid 😎
fair
i think sewerslvt is a great breakcore artist tbh
Ignore until it goes away
I love all their songs
Indeed, can't fucking wait to just spend all weekend sleeping in and gaming
the Cristero War is a really interesting aspect of history ngl
too bad it got a movie and it's a flaming pile of shit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Same, I’ve been wanting to play some Arma or Tarkov idk
to quote PaperHouseBox, "how y'all gonna combine and make mid?"
True, hold on
"oh no he's not!"

i'm gonna play tarkov in a minute, you don't get crippling depression by doing nothing
Anyone here tried stalker lost alpha? I remember playing… years ago? It’s buggy as fuck and it never works but the one time I managed to make it work enough for an entire run was fun, but that was back on windows 7.
You actually do, but Tarkov will add a nice layer of self harm in my depression
im fairly certain there's a modpack or mod in the works that is lost alpha's spiritual successor
could be wrong though
Real and True, go on that self harm grindset king
game isn't fun if it isn't kicking you in the balls
mmmmmmmm
welcome to brainfart afterall
the pinnacle of all existence
But sometimes... You do the ball kicking... And its the best feeling ever
Why cant i feel the sun
Oh? That would be sick.
oh absolutely, ruining someone's day is always great
especially when it's deserved
But I have maybe 4hours played in Tarkov so I think I’ll pick Arma, play some antistasi or something
Average Tarkov Player
I used to play arma 3 koth often
Have over a hundred hours at least, I think a couple hundred though
lmao 4 hours bro run while you still can
Lmao I enjoy suffering dw
all his sweet gear and roubles, all gone thanks to a shitbag with an SVT
1 random nade in Idea parking 
Average Mutant Meta slave vs one sneaky svt gamer
How is the cheater situation currently ? Iirc there was a wipe not THAT long ago, so I assume it’s filled with cheaters who wanna control the market
jamp
oh yeah sure
If it’s as bad as before then Arma is prob the better choice 
mmmm numbers
cheaters are at it again, but at least i got one banned

Only 14k left !
Numbers
Crisis averted
i mean i only encountered like 5 dudes i was 100% sure about that cheated and so far one got banned
in 150 raids
Raids
That’s not that bad
most of the cheaters leave you alone unless you find something uber expensive
But I saw some people getting ban reports for cheaters in like 20 of their last 70 games
Me and my friends once spent 10 minutes hanging a friend's backpack on a tree
Like first we tried to tie it to a branch or something that failed
Well there’s no guarantee innit, dude might just tap you while flyhacking cause his chocky milk was too hot or something
im backpack
So we put it up in the middle Y section
🎒
@somber warren
this is me rn
except
its toolsets on factory with a AKM mounted GP-25
yeah those ppl get banned pretty fast tho, most cheaters use like a radar hack or walls
don't blow yourself up
69
I'll try
I wish there was some kind of guarantee or cash back when the cheater you lost gear to gets banned for cheats
Like a insurance ? If that makes sense
I found out my version of starfield comes with an artbook and soundtrack so even if its shit i still get some awesome concept art and tracks for my collection B)
The Cycle Frontier had that, but the game died bc devs decided to let ppl buy gear for real money
Lmao
BSG is just was to retarded to get that actually working

its not good anymore?
Played the shit out of the beta, but when they relased they added microtransactions so i said fuck em
WoaAAH
i played a lil bit of the actual game
game died right?
shit load of beta to
yeah
yikes
the beta was better then the full release
lmfao
they said like: nah don't worry we will not add microtransactions
also them: instantly add microtransactions
what lying to the fanbase does to a game
Playerbase sort of died didn’t it ? Like Hell let loose
man its a shame what they done to hll
was such a good game
Had so much fun messing around RPing
EAT SOME VOG-25 BITCH
I mean you’re German so I can see how you had fun in HLL 
did you gl him?
😭😭😭😭
they're trying to fix it
blame team17 for that
check out the recent patch notes
My Favorite Class was MG 42 gunner
a shiiiiiiit load of fixes
cope bro
its just sad, such a good game
soembody wants to paly cycle fronteir together
owi, please resurrect post scriptum
you already know
nah they abandoned it
ik, im coping hard
Neigh
Rising storm is also abandoned
L
but still has players
Squad is all that remains
Remember their cold war game isnt even coming out
devs of it also is defunct
and project reality
Sandstorm insurgency marches on!
yeah they cancled that, shame i was really looking forward to it
Because OWI wwnt bankrupt
not for long (probably)
I wanna play squad but like
Shut up shut up shut up!
Didnt Insurgency sold themselves or something
I got a issue with nobody speakinh
yep, and their new publishers are selling dev studios left and right to keep afloat
I remember hearing about some irreversible damage to the game but I can’t remember what was planned or why
oh wait, that's for rising storm's devs
you hear no one? go to options and disconnect the voip then reconnect

No its that nobody speaks
Not an issue with voip
Like not even SL speaking
It was fun when me and my friend played because wed do goofy shit
Is it worth it?
what servers are you playing on, sounds like shitty servers tbh. Need servers that kick players without mic
MUSHROOM
I know aussie badlands is good
Yes, I love my floppa toppings
But a few more i play suckkk
mushrooms unironically slap though
I'm more of a meat guy myself.
i remembered when we were once served a dish made mainly of mushrooms, so many of my mates ignored it but i sure as hell did not
ate like a king with a plate full of mushrooms
Mushroom is more animal, so technically you could call it meat
Im made of meat
Im a meat person
im flesh
cook me
pepperoni
based
What no showers does to a mfker
From what animal? Thought it was fungus
i shower in meat
Fucked
Yum
GP-25 to the skull tends to hurt people pretty bad
man now i want to eat mushrooms
same, im gonna scour the pantry for any canned mushrooms
canned? ehw i hate canned mushrooms
i need some fresh ones
i gonna have to make do
it aint pretty but im fucking hungry for mushrooms
Same fuck it i'm gonna hunt for food
the ping is real
BALLS
Bad wording from me, I meant they are no closer to plants than they are to animals
balls
im so lost
aha
Seems to be a space gun
loaded with fucking flechette
still got fucked over by a GP-25
Lmao classic
ah, the weird shotgun that got Kalashnikov Concern some mild heat
water
sacrifices must be made
How much you have total
sounds about right for an OW fan
Pls add 10years to my sentence but don’t make me play OW
Then ye go for it
and do i spend 455k on a keytool to also have more space
bringing the total to 1 million
NGL i'd be fine with it if i were playing Apex instead.
OW is cringe, Apex is actually a pretty alright game if you've got two friends who you play well with.
truth
i suck ass at Apex so i dont have fun with it, my one friend is crazy at the game and always has a blast as a result
i've actually been really wanting to play Apex today, but the two friends of mine i play it with, that i refer to as my Goon Squad, are either asleep or busy rn.
do you have it installed?
Slap a gemech or Rotex and make it 500k
They nerfed movement in apex
mine are all asleep too
most of them are playing battlebit
Truly 1984
hell naw bro, i find no joy in apex
this is why he's slowly returning to ultrakill
Id reckon id do good on apex but not as well as i think due to
i dont particularly care about skill level of who i play with as long as you're enjoyable to be around, and i can probably give you some advice on how to enjoy it if you wanna give it another go
Movement being heavily nerfed
Is there any like actual movement based character
Other than valk
several.
i'd play but i legitimately do not find joy in apex, or any battle royale for that matter
( i shit all over her father )
h
I forgot who is
is a pic not loading ?
Wtf discord at it again
for characters that have some form of notable movement ability or the like: Wraith (phase shift lady, her ult makes you move faster while you go to the place you wanna place the other end of the portal), octane (he's a crackhead and runs fast while on drugs, also has a jump pad he can place), Revenant (crouchwalk is WAY faster so he can do some nasty shit in a fight with crouching, and he climbs walls like a fucking monster in terms of speed, as well as climbing absurdly long vertical distances and essentially infinitely horizontally, with an active ability that's a charged leap forward), Horizon (has the funny gravity well for going up really fast), Valkyrie (jetpack.), Loba (funny bracelet teleport throw go BRRRRR), and Pathfinder (grappling hook and point to point zipline).
also bangalore runs faster when she gets shot at.
the other characters have some kind of other thing they do that's really useful that makes up for a lack of unique movement
usually.
pathfinder's grapple has a decently long cooldown keep in mind.
far as i remember at least.
hi jaboopy
dont go into it expecting titanfall.
it's not.
it's a team based shooter, titanfall aint that.
sup.
nah
sorry
awh :(
damn just gonna ignore me saying nah, are ye?
hi
Tomtoato shaooup
but yea as i was saying, Bangalore is my preferred character 'cause she's good at what she does without much fuss.
ofc
she's got a solid toolkit, with a short ish cooldown on a two charge smoke bomb that covers a wide area and is only really countered by people having a digital threat scope, her ult carpetbombs a wide area and is super useful for flushing rats out, and her passive is nice 'cause it lets me keep up my flank routes easier due to the speed boost even if they manage to shoot at me.
Ivan
my man
❤️
I GP-25ed a fucker on factory
got out with fat loot
Either i do
Path finder or reveneant
So sadge that ermmm
No wall running
I was a beast at Titan fall
oh yea it's worth noting that i play a flanker/entry fragger playstyle as a preference in MOST team based FPS games, as it's what i'm best at.
I play fast and cray cray
Except for when i play truly larpy games
Like arma or squad
i'm very much a crackhead with FPS games (non larpy games at least), i'm consistent with my ones, i move real good, and i am very specialized at improvization and flanking the shit outta people while they're distracted by teammates or other teams
i blame Quake.
When I play CS i actually suprise people
Battlebit is a nice game that incentives that
ye
Straight up run into a mf with a mp9 and insta kill em
I rarely buy like
AK
Or m4
I like the m4a4 better than the a1 suppressed
Max, my beloved
wtf is billa
Biedronka is better
FAX MY MAN
Those bottlecaps are dumb but I don't understand why people are so mad with them
They aren't that annoying
I always snap them
It's thursday still
whats neurotransmitter

@ruby minnow
Basically a chemical made by part of your brain’s neurons in order to talk and send orders to other neurons


For posers that fake depression for attention
are you having a stroke
no
its maja
unfathomably based
I love homemade guns
Even ghetto and meth guns like this fascinate the shit outta me
do you think it ever saw use
Oh definitely
The only real reason you make a homemade gun is to kill somebody, or you really have hit rock bottom and can't get a gun for being a felon
