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so imagine 90% of matches has atleast 4 pyros on the enemy team, no matter the map or game mode
genuinely goated game btw
now imagine they're all nolifers who only play pyro
no meme

But i appreciate the idea
i had a lotta fun 
But like who do you main in Warframe
Feds, get em
the shid master
may he rest in peace
how did Facepunch fuck up the rest of the glory set so bad
yet the glory thommy is so drippy
its facepunch dude lmao what could you expect
august 12th 2036
the glory as a whole kit
the heat death of the universe
God i wish
lmao
can't wait
that's gonna be the best fireworks show ever
About time
it's also gonna be the last one eber
all the russians ive known on discord LOVE this cat
My guy youre talking about a tommy skin guns useless since they removed recoil
AK or die scrub
I understand russian
I ant russian
But I also love the cat
whats the translation
If I was an artist
Or of only I was an artist
i'm a business man
business men make smart financial decisions
you do not understand those
Convinced my friends to
coin flip
for uh
multiple skins
I'm not joking either that's how I got like 99% of those skins
that's much better
basically
I cosplayed an average Romanian citizen
Stole my friends skins (Beat them in coinflips)
And now am cashing out
you cannot call yourself romanian by simply wearing the skin
the brain is also a necessity
Did you reach the wallet first? Or did the bacteria beat you
this would've been how the ukraini war would've gone if ukraine recruited romania
Russia wouldn't have stood a chsnce
and purchase these instead
sell it all and buy real clothes
or literally anything else that you can touch
like food
True
or plants so you can touch grass without having to go outside
ayo PZ 👀
real life drip
Yeah you said you will try to fix it.
just go on some scam website and buy some drip jacket made out of carboard
And then you said nothing
I fixed it dumbass
even that would be a better spend
So fix your shit
Well where Server then
Whenever enough of you are ready
Well fuck
I'm in poland from thursday to monday
hands down
man I wanna buy project zomboid but I'm not doing it if I have to play on my own
Psssht Don't ruin the fun

Definetly not white amogus
how much does that cost
Why Spend Money on skins. Gamble with the money
if it was under 5 dollars I'd have told you to buy it cause that's real drip
You could win big
I do
BRO SELL WHAT
Steal it then sell and gamble
Definetly a sketty noodle
skenny nudle
grubus
grubus
Grubus
Right
grubus
Grubus
What is that revenant coming out of the top
Shit.
the ghost pepper sauce
the one perk of being in an eastern country is that saying english words with whatever accent you use is really funny

and grubus as a romanian sounds funny
The ghost of food passed
pretty much any word with u or o sounds funny
Ys
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a gem from a more civilized time
@weak jackal
im from southeast asia and my frend told me i sound swedish
i was like wtf
Goodmorning brainfart i didn't woke up under water today
I can't lie
You do sound like a swedish person i know
I AM AWAKE 
tf 
Good morning all ❤️
gm ivan
ima watch a clip that has y ou speaking in it and compare
hi all ❤️ Mwah
you'd be really confused if we meet irl 
swedish people do have a very specific way of speaking english
Gm brainfart
watch one vinesauce joel video and you'll know
i was just trying to not let my native dialect/accent show
you've lost my respect since you started playing league
Volt
I'm sorry to say
but
You sound swedish
can we get an F in chat for my man Voltaire
I didn't ask if I've lost it or not
I'll take it back
it's horrible ik
GO INGERLAND GO INGERLAND GO INGERLAND
and they say theres no fate worse than death
Man can you believe that some people play genshin impact on their own will
literally living in Bulgaria
a lot of people do
Mental illness surely
why do you think the world has issues
eyo me and the homies
payday 2 moment
literally pull up to a bank with 2 rpgs strapped to your back
I'm surprised there's no musket gun in payday 2 honestly
they're going to add that to payday 3\
i hope so
you know that you gotta listen to pantheonts ost while 1v5 ing kids at school
I almost spit my coffee ok this made me laugh
yes
it gives you the power of the gods but will of an human
I like how the beat drops, and the meows do too
ornn better
BUT VOLIBEAR THO
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ok this is good
strongest mid lane assasin vs the weakest ornn enjoyer 
btw on that video
look at right down corner
and you'll see 2 human armors
you'll realize how massive ornn is
Ornn is the gigachad himself
same with pantheon
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The sky rumbles deeply, knowin...
@ruby minnow maplhite vs rammus on the top lane
idk what's up with the spam of warhammer posting in my meme content lately but ill take it
In English please!
no
Еби се 
diyoruz ki boyle seyler var
Sneed

do a flip!
He sounds swedish
all swedish people are depressed for some reason
shitposting complete, gn brainfart
TRUE
they make shit like barotruama and amnesia series
Probably because, well, they're swedish
what is going on in Sweden bro
Up in that old fort, near Riften
both are banger games
Might consider joining up myself
(i might lie i havent played barotrauma)
might consider joining up myself
skyrim players being closeted racists
and I'm one hell of a skyrim player 
in game ofc

yes.

i dont play softcore porn game
I'm him
You all should try Enderal on Steam. Made on Skyrims engine and will put hairs on your eyeballs. Totally new lore, world, rules.
Everything hurts. Like actually hurts. Like holy shit get this dog away from me I only have one foot left hurts
And its free
yea heard it was great
Its Skyrim but actually has RPG elements and builds
So they told us to come to school so we can pick up our diplomas early
Except the dude that was gonna give them never came to school that day
Walked a kilometre for nothing
burn his house down
Smh
I took a walk yesterday bro
yes
This is a climb since the school is on a hill
The 7000 steps
man the longest walk i've gone to was like 4-3 hour one
we shot pistols on a hill then went to the graveyard then to our houses
I guess I'll go get an energy drink to make this trip not meaningless
my uni campus is like on the edge of the city
because yes
my faculty department is in the old building and I live near it
but every class is in the other building

for some reason shooting pistols into sky is really popular
Special edition has to go on sale for like $3 by now
Man what do these scammer want from me
They'd prob pay you $3 to play it
like i sold all my valuable shit in inventory
nvm its $28
what the hell do they want
the 1 cent tf2 skin i got or something?
private inv. I used to get maybe 10-20 random invites a day, now I get zero
Its not your inv, its what looks like a legit steam acc they want
oh
Cus if they get your acc, they now have an acc that doesnt look like a scammer, and your inv to boot
i mean i guess my account gets as legit as it gets
The aggression is next level. I wonder if I come off to some people like this, I resent that in myself if I do.
what game?
CTA Ostfront
call to arms? thats why it looked like men of war to me
Ye
the fish is pink too
i've seen call to arms but it looked half-baked. is ostfront good?
noice
waiting for men of war 2, i wonder if they will finally make a proper modern game
they want to fuck around and find out with bombing my Tiger 1
They're gonna FIND OUT
is this multiplayer?
There is multiplayer
although atm my Conquest is just solo
there's normal campaign and conquest
ostfront has a storyline or just basic missions against bots?
you can play the campaign solo?
Tbh I haven't played much of the campaign
ye
is the campaign like assault squad? copy-pasted missions on different maps?
Dear God lmfao
you havent seen what a karl gerat round can do, TBK
Dude, the google translate app is crazy cool. The fact that I can hover over images IRL with my camera and itll read the english translation is WILD
Super Duper cool
For real. I use it to translate stuff on the waifu cups and its always some hilarious bs
Or the translation is bad.
Ww2 moment
lel
Brussel sprouts are good af
High tier veggie next to asparagus
Whats the lowest F tier veggie?
grass
But boiled cabbage with sausage is cozy
cabbage is one step above grass
grass is technically a vegetable
i would call it f tier
Ok, normal edible veggies that humans eat lol
grass is f tier but cabbage also
I think corn and peas are pretty mid
no corn is sick
Kale is f tier.
peas suck but corn is really good
corn is pretty good with other things
Corn and peas are solid C tier. Not bad but not stellar.
its a support vegetable
Agreed
i only eat corn on the cob
The Tiger E won :)
Id say cauliflower is D tier
i never eat corn with anything else
cooked veggies are yummy
i used to eat canned corn with a spoon
Eggplant is b tier but fuck you if you turn it into noodles
(It will now have to be abandoned due to catastrophic transmission failure)
spinach is S tier
Same. When i wasn't feeling hungry but needed food id just eat veggies
i dislike eggplant, actually. but i know a lot of people like it
If you crumb it and fry it in a pan it's SO good
Otherwise it's trash
Fresh spinach only though
cooked eggplant spread on bread is good
Brussel sprouts that have been browned in a pan absolute s tier.
If you like boiled spinach you're clinically insane and should totally hang with the Monolith bros
It's funny how people say the tigers transmissions were the worst
Steak, baked potatos, brussel sprouts.
Also jesus can everything stop fucking exploding?! I'm trying to capture an IS-2 and a 76 Sherman
Everything about the T-34 was terrible
Collared greens s tier when done right
That's because the Soviets made it
how about zucchini aka the cucumber ripoff?
Let me guess, Soviet tank crew?
Zucchini is b tier alongside squash
Perhaps
Now if you take zuchinni, squash, potatos, chicken, steak, and butter. Wrap in foil, put on grill. Amazing.
Certified summertime classic
Just seasoned with tons of slap ya momma
Give the Soviets any piece of equipment and they'll make sure someone that is incapable of operating it... is operating it...
Get fucked antichrist
Except it's mass production.
See exhibit A) the Soviets/Russians in war (literally just pick out a war) and B) Chernobyl 
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Round one or round 2 when they dug the spicy trenches?
Lmao
Soviets going for garbage zerg rush.
Green beans also b tier
But i count them as a major accessory veggie alongside corn and peas
i blew one up in a diff mission
so
i can get them
and
as usual
Black eyed peas, s tier.
this 75mm one
@weak jackal when did you join UNSC
fucking exploded with the first shot
All i want
is a 76 sherman
and a 122mm IS-2
But what is a universal veggie everyone likes?
how about celeriac
122mm is love
not like, but it seems kinda useless
potato?
Celeriac or celery?
celeriac
Yeah never met anyone that dislikes potatos
Daedric beings love onions.
With potatoes
@heavy peak Bro I just laughed so fucking hard I woke my girlfriend up. I am fucking DYING
I fucking love onions and veggies
And garlic butter on top.
I still love the Sherman, don't much mind about "well it was inferior one on one to X tank"
They have good taste.
when an 88m shell burst thru it's side armor
What about? 
Obligatory garlic in S tier
the sherman was the best tank of ww2 imo
But its illegal for me to not like garlic, celery, onions and bell peppers
Bell peppers are the weakest of the group.
Dude I ugly laughed at that shit hold fuck
Except for the gasoline engine, it was pretty good

there's a sherman for that
Maybe just needed a teeny bit of an up-armour and a longer gun
And it would be perfect
Actually you gave me a good idea
Nah they are key to the holy trinity
I should make it a sticker
(where tf did i shove the original sized one)
I trade bell peppers for tomatoes.
Bell peppers when done right delicious. But also trinity is the cornerstone of cajun cooking
Pasta sauce and pizza sauce.
Certified creole moment
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Mmm tomatos are based
Nah bell peppers are good, not part of the trinity though.
dwarf metal be hitting different
Smelvin
Im referring to the cajun trinity lol
I'd take some thai chili peppers over bell
German 600 different vehicles designed to do random stuff on completely new custom chassis vs American 20 vehicles that do all that cool stuff and more on one chassis
Not like a trinity tier list lol
Or a good habanero
Bell peppers more for stir fry.
Or weird non bun burger shit.
I fucking love tomatoes. I eat them like apples with salt and pepper

Tbh I just chuck spices into a little container, mix it around with olive oil, strain out the good stuff and rub it into meat, then put it in the oven
Bam, best roast I've ever had
Can't even remember what spices I put in there
Garlic spread and toasted baguettes. Fresh heirloom tomatoes on top
And some balsamic glaze to top it.
Based. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, thyme, cayanne
Garlic on anything tbh
I think it was a moroccan mix
I eat MRE's
Mfw my default goto seasonings for stuff is just an ingredient list for tonys/slap ya momma
You need to add a binder first. Other than oil. Like Sriracha or mustard.
Add oil last
Sriracha oil is good too
Yes you fucking should. Shit damn near got me beat to death by the girlfriend
It worked fine from what I could tell
motherfuckers brought us back
It wasn't much oil
I only eat them when hurricane season forces me to
How can we get more people to like our rival?
Mmmm spicy brown mustard
With horseradish on a roast beef sandwich dipped in the juices.
Fuck now i just want a poboy
cum in the name of piss
Try it next time. Rub sticks better and you can actually add more rub because it clumps and falls off if you pre oil the mix. You can drizzle oil and shake rub on top a few times for a solid mayer.
This tough son of a bitch has been with me most of the game
The first Tiger I bought
still not been destroyed
Piss in the cum of name
Or make garlic oil. Inject that shit.
Unrealistic, should've shattered on impact from a 75mm because of terrible German steel quality
most of the randoms I play with don't bury the pod when it's empty and it drives me insane
literally just eating up line of sight
75mms from the distance i get shot at most wouldn't do much
but a 76
or
even a 122
littering
Damn imagine the world before we discovered garlic
it should've been destroyed a long while ago
the lamborghini 105mm
they disresepect the environment of hoxxes
does this mean I can watch people play genital jousting on twitch now
Called the dark ages bro.
A garlicless time.
I now see why people waged war over salt and spices.
The English just waged war to not use them.
And make bean toast.
Lel
Wages war to not use spices. Invents toast sandwich. National dish is tikka masala. Brit moment.
huh
Your teacher got a discord server and gave you guys image perms? Brave.
Not upholding values. Probably their monarchy.
German "ubermensch" when I put a 75mm WP round directly onto their tank and they begin to burn in their "cool hugo boss drip":
yes.
he bought me an energy drink in uni once
That is awesome
What a lad

I mean. I'd give you shitty grades if you sent me some trash memes.
if u were a girl now....he would be in jail
such is life 😦
Respect
AYYYy
White phosphorus is not the answer, it's the question, and the answer is "ONE ROUND, WILLY PETER, SEND IT!"
I miss my CS professors that let us use stackoverflow as long as we creditied them because its what he would do in the industry.
that man just died
prison™️
Lost to the Zone
damn, i thought they only shank not rape
ah no they all make a wall so teachers dont see, they only beat and spit on you

if every gypsy in the balkans united they can probably steal the statue of liberty overnight
No cap
Mfing SS13?
TRUE
like a moth to a flame
Bro honestly I'd love to do voice acting for WW2 games
American ofc
Cus
My British accent is terrible
same
I'd just voice some random fucken aussie
as
i'm aussie
duh
buh??
YO
FUCK YOU, MARMITE IS BETTER (jk ily but i hate your spiders they're terrifying)

Do a voice voice message of "god save the queen, they thrashed big ben"
whats it like in the upside down

is the demigorgon giving you trouble?
gm (gay morning)
Oh NA
gm (grenade-dropping monolith)
gm
Australians are just based brits that escaped the flavorless zone
gm ( gurgle these muts )
Australians are genuinely terrifying people
fucking nanny state
If someone can live in Cairns THEIR WHOLE LIFE
You betcha
honestly
They're insane
gm ( GOING MINING)
10000% would rather chill and drink with aussies over brits any day
ROCK AND STONE
diggy diggy hole
As an Irishman 
Brits have some magnetic tendancy to be snobby as fuck for some reason
no , those are the French
WAIT WHO DID I SEND THAT LETTERBOMB TO?!?!?!
Brits are just go in ape mode randomly and start cursing everywhere
UH OH
ROCK!!! AND STONE!!!
Hey the french may hate people, but they hate equally.
Pov : you took your neighbour parking space @stone blade
French look at cajun/creole like spaniards look at south america 
at 6 am in the morning nonetheless
Same
My brother in Christ, he was reading the serial numbers on your missiles
Best thing ever. Happy early birthday to me
I need to play him more
Have fun
Least violent men's sport:
Now that i think of it, what are staple aussie foods?
Bread, chippies and vegemite
Idk
I think it's just fish and chips, maccas and smokes
Also VB long necks
Shapes
Vegemite
fairy bread
bunnings snags
kys
I am tagging out, I am going to lay down and write. I will answer my @s for the next few hours. 😄 have a good night gamers
What a good cat.
Aw yeah bunnings sausage sizzles always hit the spot
Purrito achieved
The original one right?
and still have money ready in my steam wallet for war thunder premiums
OH GOOD
10/10
My man
damn he eeping
I mean its true still
you havent seen mine you don't know
This bring back any memories for anyone?
Shrodingers cock 
wait wait wait wait
when you get to the bus station only to see the bus leave

looks like im skipping class , see you tommorow
ME
actually I've only missed the bus once
but then again they come every 15 minutes
it's fine
I just got into the game 40k. Bought a Tau Strike team, need to paint em still
So far, it's been really fuckign awesome
Also can you even send voice messages in Discord by PC?


wise beyond his years
First mistake was being born in the Balkans in the first place
But
Every genius makes mistakes
And learns from them
I am going to bed, good night gamers
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT CAT
gn gamer
EVERYTHING
sneeze
flat faced cat
some people think that they are "cute"
Anyway
Might go and play some STALKER CoP
i might reinstall cp
Dont bother if youre going to mod
SYNOOOO, DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK SYNOOOO!!!
I named my mod folder "PunkMod" cus of that problem
Then everything broke when they updated it like FUCKIN PUNKS
how do y'all know that i am talking about cyberpunk tho?
Just extra guns
Plus I'm on my laptop rn
And it has little to no power
My gaming PC is like 50km away
damn must be hard having to take a shit in the middle of the game then
Bit of a jog
Nah my parents just hate each other
Doesnt matter, you need about 10 framework/script extender mods when modding Cyberpunk, all of which broke with a 14m UI update today
Planning a heist rn
after few hours of gaming a little jog doesn't hurt nobody
Take my gaming PC
and we're 3 months out from their first DLC. This was a bad time to decide to replay Cyberpunk
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Who has that one Tekken video?
imma screenshot this and send it to british police
God i do not wanna deal with the apartment complex in the morning
I'm 106kg of mostly muscle, believe me I keep healthy
Good thing that I know how to handle the Anglotard police
I'm ethnically Irish remember?
They fucked up our move out date, locked us out the apt,changed keys, tossed our shit, and today is supposed to be the 'official' move out day
@weak jackal What happened to SLEEP
So now i have no idea how they are gonna process our move out. And fuck if they think they're gonna charge a cleaning fee since we havent had keys since the 4th.
Not my original video, reuploading so I don’t lose it
Literal insanity
I wish I could wake up
I wish i could sleep
But gotta deal with fuckhead landlords. Tbh if they don't make it easy to fix their mistake, its lawyer time
Kinda want to buy a Soviet NBC suit
Wit da cool gas mask
The one that belongs in a horror game
I got gas mask with cbrn filters
If you live in the US and have paperwork with dates you're gold and should already have done that
Well. Had the filters. Until the apartment complex tossed them.
Ya currently waiting to hear back from attorneys rn. Its tough getting ahold of people working nights
Biggest issue is no one here practices tenent law, its all criminal law and injury
Start reading tenant rights for your state, its different everywhere
OG filters are a bit dangerous
Need to do a bit of tweaking if you want to make OG filters safe to breathe through
okay i'm off to pizza brb
Nah not OG filters, new production. Not fucking with that lol
Fair enough lol
Syno Veteran?
Got the mask out but they tossed like $300 worth of filters.
the combine mask
Gonna see if there are any local ones
yeah
Records of past rent payments is great too if you've been paying on time. If nothing else you could run them in small claims court.
They breached contract for your final month and destroyed your property.
real, you can sue for damages
If you have anything solid landlord will more than likely just settle
I've got a small folder of all communications and recorded calls from when that happened. They'd get slaughtered in court tbh, im just wanting to keep it simple and see if they settle first.
Why? You wanna keep it simple because you're a decent person, your landlord clearly isnt. Id love me a structured settlement from my past landlord essentially paying my rent for the next 7 years.
All cus they fucked up
True. My motivation to get ahold of lawyer faster has been renewed.
Which is why payment records are so important. They not only show a lawyer you're legit and didnt get tossed out for not paying, that you pay money cus lawyers like getting paid, and that they have a case for breach in contract and destruction of property.
Should honestly also video yourself if they let you back in your apt, showing you're coming into the place -as is- and didnt cause the damage yourself.
Dead men dont pay
I dont want THINGS! CASH MAN
Thats smart. Honestly im not even that tore up over the items, its just the principle really.
But like if you bring them a kidney, they could just take yours too
But for the sake of my case, i was very invested in those items
you also need to find a buyer before the organs become useless
We totalled it up, and it was close to 4k in items. They fucked up and threw out printers, 2 old laptops, and like 400 bucks in cbrn filters. Plus some other stuff.
you can just kidnap him and sell him to the organ mafia that way unless you have specialized equipment to harvest and keep organs intact until you find a buyer
how is he still alive
you should kill him
Lmao
never change no mans sky





