Why do you think I wanted to host the AI locally.
And that repetition error was them trying to reign the AI in to be more 'predictible'.
#🎪bruh-fart
stone shoal
ඞ
Why did they make this character
Which time traveller brought this about? I don't even know if this is in a language or just added to computer text code, either way, what the fuck.
A character from the Sinhalese language which makes a "ṅa" sound. Very rarely used.
austere shadow
fleet silo
GTA moment
native jungle
Hold my beer, watch this.
fleet silo
Who doesn't
native jungle
fleet silo
I'm going to shower and go get some mfing coffee. Also on a complete side note, I bought my first warhammer 40k set today.
lunar brook
i like the little “fuck you” moment of labeling it “from 0 to 100” and then the list starts at 1 and ends at 101 instead
Subtle
austere shadow
native jungle
Zero is a number though. 🙂
fleet silo
fleet silo
Need cat pics
native jungle
lunar brook
Need cat pics
mint mist
https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-ins...
thats a good oen
stone blade
imagine driving around in this whip
stone shoal
imagine driving around in this whip
The pope in his big-boy booster seat
fleet silo
imagine driving around in this whip
What's the hell is that thing
stone shoal
Popemobile I think
stone blade
popemobile
fleet silo
Just... why, have the mfer in a blacked out SUV like a normal person
native jungle
Pretty much a hearse before buying the DLC.
fleet silo
Speaking of which, has the pope ever been assassinated?
stone shoal
Just... why, have the mfer in a blacked out SUV like a normal person
Because the entire point is that the pope want's to be seen. This is the exact opposite; the drivers windows are blacked out, the popes are green to highlight him (and also bulletproof). Probably been assassinations in the past, yeah.
You have the president of the US drive like this then he would get insta-assassinated 
Which is why THEY have the Black SUVS
fleet silo
Bulletproof and Window are not synonymous at all. Gimme a .338 lapua and I'll show you what a microwave looks like after you put a rat in it
On another note, I'm shocked any of the various terrorist groups did not go after the Pope in an attack. Actually, it may be against their beliefs
stone shoal
Bulletproof and Window are not synonymous at all. Gimme a .338 lapua and I'll sh...
Well, hey. I just think the pope isn't even WORTH a .338 Lapua, that's the thing of it. With the president SUV's it's a guessing game as to which the pres is even in
native jungle
fleet silo
Well, hey. I just think the pope isn't even WORTH a .338 Lapua, that's the thing...
A lot of people who be devastated if the pope was harmed. That's why I am shocked it isn't used more as a plot to enact a terrorist threat.
The literal staple of the Christian world? Naw
Those two wacky towers in that new country? Hell yeah
weak jackal
fleet silo
https://external-preview.redd.it/8JOUn8efru2pNVpa7wTgBXQ0HeunlQgjhIO4WsCoPYA.jpg...
I respect the FUCK out of the dedication
stone shoal
A lot of people who be devastated if the pope was harmed. That's why I am shocke...
Maybe I'm viewing all this through the lens of a fedora tipper Atheist because I just genuinely do not see why anyone would give too much of a shit. Worst case scenario, sad 'thoughts and prayers!!!!!!' goes out to the pope after getting Kennedy'd.
fleet silo
need me that ham radio setup
I ugly laughed the premise is a gold mine
quartz saffron
https://external-preview.redd.it/6Cwnbgj9af_ikB5Y2KFVXdT8mJcp4cwECE3l7QGcpPE.jpg...
fleet silo
The Turkish guy ready to piss of more than 40% of the globe
fleet silo
Should I get coffee today?
quartz saffron
What kind of cofffee you drink
fleet silo
It's called a rebel, it's effectively an energy drink
fleet silo
What kind of cofffee you drink
Yall got Dutch Bros where you are at
quartz saffron
Turkish infinite coffee...
I see videos of that often, is it actually good?
stone shoal
I see videos of that often, is it actually good?
Never had it either lmao
quartz saffron
I mean I assume it’s better than Starbucks trash
stone shoal
Street vendors probably make it better on account of it not being mass-produced
Then again they probably just get store-bought stuff for their biz' in that case.
AFAIK it's literally just coffee placed in super-hot sand, the sand is heated, the coffee boils up, they pour off the heated boil-up, repeat. It's really just a party trick more than anything
quartz saffron
AFAIK it's literally just coffee placed in super-hot sand, the sand is heated, t...
Ah I guess they just bump the prices when a tourist walks by
final cedar
https://external-preview.redd.it/8JOUn8efru2pNVpa7wTgBXQ0HeunlQgjhIO4WsCoPYA.jpg...
Fun fact you can connect a humidifier element to your line in and use it as a microphone 
reef lark
power move: pretend to be a tourist when u know turkish perfectly
then insult them for raising prices on a local
stone shoal
Ah I guess they just bump the prices when a tourist walks by
Every place ever: 🤑 🤑 🤑
reef lark
indigo coral
stone shoal
What is it with the 15th of june that makes this such a sighful moment
indigo coral
i have no idea
final cedar
sex is legalized on the 15th
indigo coral
dmc5 joke
stone shoal
sex is legalized on the 15th
what the fuck
fleet silo
HEY THIEF
stone shoal
They legalized SEX?
indigo coral
the way april 30th is mgs2 day
final cedar
which is why most people end up being born in march
solar obsidian
sir, this is Wendy's
quartz saffron
Do you guys drink coffee black or with sugar or creamer
indigo coral
Do you guys drink coffee black or with sugar or creamer
milk
quartz saffron
I’m trying to get used to drinking it only black, but I just keep going back to creamer
stone shoal
15th of June:
Beer day (for Britain)
'Dump the pump' day
' Meet a mate' week
Smile power day
Magna Carta day
etc etc
quartz saffron
Probably more unhealthy than just adding a bit of sugar
austere shadow
indigo coral
stone shoal
my home
tribal rain
i
final cedar
you using google?
stone shoal
Yes
final cedar
stone shoal
😔
final cedar
it's forever in your search history now
stone shoal
But all I get is elderly people and beer in britain and magna carta day
You got me, you son of a bitch you got me
final cedar
funny, the national today widget gave me different examples from you.
reef lark
final cedar
wtf is bug busting anyways
somber warren
midnight cloud
nutting
midnight cloud
yknow?...the thug shaker!
somber warren
we busting those thugs fr
stone shoal
It's "International sex day, National thug shaker day" etc. But for ME
It's "Elderly whining day, beer day"
I am actually getting 1984'd here fellas
somber warren
beer day is everyday
stone shoal
Britain really is 1984
somber warren
average bri'ish L
stone shoal
bri ish 'people' be like
ay low free
somber warren
le racisme
final cedar
world elder on the 14th getting ready to be abused again
stone shoal
le racisme
Can't be racist towards ||The Party has advised me not to finish this joke ||
final cedar
cute feature on the new steam client
how 2 turn off 
great, very straightforward notification settings too
fleet silo
Happy Thug Shaker day guys!
frail karma
robust cove
Starting to get appreciated? E36 is a beaten wife of cars in Poland 
swift scarab
My grandmother turned off the wifi to try and piss me off for not doing the dishes perfectly on time
Unfortunately for her MGSV and my phone both run without wifi
swift scarab
Yes
lusty sonnet
grim sluice
grim sluice
Lmao tf is THAT
It gets worse
stone shoal
I liked bri'ish cuisine when it was just terribly grey and bland looking grease food and not whatever the fuck this thing is
sturdy copper
sent those to my british friend, he said luton is on its own plane of existense
stone shoal
It gets worse
This is better looking though. Back to bland and grey and "probably alright"
stone shoal
sent those to my british friend, he said luton is on its own plane of existense
Luton is British Ohio?
severe flicker
Luton is British Ohio?
Max fosh. He put a fake sign down
'welcome to luton'
Terror hit the passengers
grim sluice
I liked bri'ish cuisine when it was just terribly grey and bland looking grease ...
The pride of a nation.
British Food, British Women and British Culture.
All birthed a nation of sailors
sturdy copper
swift scarab
Spotted dick with a side of Neeps gang rise up
austere shadow
lime dew
just makes it sweeter
stone shoal
Literally just "BEANS. TOAST. PERFECT DINNA ROIGHT THERE BRUV"
swift scarab
I remember making beans on toast as a kid randomly
stone shoal
I can't eat Heinz anymore without adding a few different things
Otherwise it's so bland I want to puke
swift scarab
We were horribly poor at the time
swift scarab
I was like 5
somber warren
i don't think anyone would do that
swift scarab
It was leftover ranch style beans on old bread that I probably burnt at the time
grim sluice
swift scarab
And you bet I ate every fucking crumb too
somber warren
It was leftover ranch style beans on old bread that I probably burnt at the time
ranch style beans
stone shoal
Rothschilds inventing the common cold just to run the medical industry into the ground
sturdy copper
somber warren
wtf is that supposed to mean
swift scarab
wtf is that supposed to mean
Have you never heard of ranch style beans
somber warren
Have you never heard of ranch style beans
no, but i thought for a second you just take beans, and throw a bunch of ranch dressing in there bc you know, murica
but you wouldn't do that.... right?
grim sluice
Have you never heard of ranch style beans
I know them as Cowboy/American Beans 
sturdy copper
yooooooooooooooooooooooo
swift scarab
no, but i thought for a second you just take beans, and throw a bunch of ranch d...
God no lmao
stone shoal
baking bread
swift scarab
They’re regular beans with a little bit of seasoning, then stuffed in a can
stone shoal
walter white flour and jessie doughman
swift scarab
I know them as Cowboy/American Beans <:chefskiss:1016159686376034354>
Also true, they’re just called ranch style from where we buy them
swift scarab
taste good
Seasoning
stone shoal
Never had "AMERICAN" style beans
swift scarab
Hold on imma post a picture
somber warren
i just buy the regular beans and season them myself
stone shoal
I want a taste that is completely and utterly different from Heinz-style bland bland bland in a sauce that makes my consider vomiting
swift scarab
This monster of a can
somber warren
I want a taste that is completely and utterly different from Heinz-style bland b...
that is the way to go
stone shoal
I would rather choke on the sauce than ever drink that run-off-watery 'soup' ever again
somber warren
heavily season those beans, throw in garlic and onions
swift scarab
Ah yeah, that’s the main dish you make with them
We usually just ate the beans by themselves
somber warren
sounds good
swift scarab
They were alright
stone shoal
https://youtu.be/cOZH57odl_k This is the only thing that ever made me hungry for BEANS
grim sluice
the mf 8 pack beaaaaaannns
THIS NWAH EATING BEANS
somber warren
he got the beeeaaaannsss ohw hell nah
grim sluice
grim sluice
errant magnet
stone shoal
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675766819688153116/1118932291129970791/...
"yeah-hah! t-"
What was he yeah-hahing about as a presenter
stone shoal
hope you are all making monkey noises
I am
cedar lion
Nice
somber warren
hope you are all making monkey noises
bro wtf literally everytime i do monke my mic cuts out
this is bullshit
garbage ass china phone
white mural
cedar lion
garbage ass china phone
It fears the monke
strong grove
fading shuttle
me
stone shoal
Sidorovich got kinda depressed after his money-maker Strelok fucked off...
proven terrace
cedar lion
I love stupid ass cats
somber warren
0:48 Ash falls into lap
0:54 Regret
stone shoal
😿 😿
solar obsidian
omg dont execute them
somber warren
quick time him out before he can hurt the cats
stone shoal
The absolute obliteration of kot
solar obsidian
!lockdown
solar obsidian
helping
solar obsidian
people here
stone shoal
🐱 😹
stone shoal
good ending
somber warren
he is helping me
solar obsidian
yes
solar obsidian
They need mental help.
thats what bzeek is for
cedar lion
Whos bzeek
solar obsidian
"business" named guy
somber warren
bzeek is now full time kha's soul doctor, but kha never listens
stone shoal
Bimsness
solar obsidian
bzeek is now full time kha's soul doctor, but kha never listens
literally never
somber warren
literally never
like the absolute retard kha is
fading shuttle
literal new man doesnt know the lore
solar obsidian
bzeek gives such good advice but he sabotages himself so much
somber warren
literal new man doesnt know the lore
imagine not knowing the lore
fading shuttle
is khaytill even here?
solar obsidian
WHO ARE THESE MEN?
brainfart veterans 
stone shoal
Imagine knowing the deep lore
fading shuttle
What didcha expect?
theres a lore document bucko
stone shoal
couldn't be me
eager igloo
I want a kitty :c
fading shuttle
start reading
somber warren
is khaytill even here?
ye
cedar lion
theres a lore document bucko
Dont see it goofass
solar obsidian
I want a kitty :c
just take one from the streets, the goverment cant stop you
eager igloo
And a lot of doggies :c
midnight tree
solar obsidian
do the same
fading shuttle
look at the pinned messages
cedar lion
Rapture.
solar obsidian
is khaytill even here?
i think yes
tardy thunder
who is this guy
solar obsidian
hes shytiil now
somber warren
Dont see it goofass
somewhere in pins, i advise using incognito mode if you don't wanna dox your google account
somber warren
<:gunleft:1009151831634628608> 😼 <:gunright:1034941845014327346>
<:dread:10312...
DO IT
solar obsidian
kill them
fading shuttle
i think yes
honestly i dont blame him for not typing frequently
grim sluice
🍎
kill the younglings, strike them down
grim sluice
FUK
cedar lion
somewhere in pins, i advise using incognito mode if you don't wanna dox your goo...
What?
yeah no
Fuck this
somber warren
don't be a little bitch
stone shoal
🐱 ☠️ ☠️ ✝️
somber warren
klick the link
somber warren
you get free ram
grim sluice
🤸♂️ 🌬️ ♿
cedar lion
I will be remembered as a bitch
eager igloo
cedar lion
But id rather be remembered as a bitch rather than a dumbass who let himself get doxxed
misty onyx
grim sluice
🌬️ ♿ ◀️ 🧱 🧱 🧱
🫳
🍞 
somber warren
But id rather be remembered as a bitch rather than a dumbass who let himself get...
its just a google doc, and if you are logged in your google account people that are in the doc at the same time can see your google account name
thats all
cedar lion
Still
stone shoal
🎣
🐟
cedar lion
Not reading lore for a shitposting channel
grim sluice
fading shuttle
@grizzled meadow
cedar lion
<:clueless:1031200942722387978> 🎣
<:pogchomp:1032210629597089843> 🐟 <:champ...
This shits funny gimme more
somber warren
Not reading lore for a shitposting channel
stone shoal
<@237635783249494016>
ANOTHER FOR THE COLLECTION
cedar lion
<@237635783249494016>
I LOVE METAL GEAR
stone shoal
cant believe newbies think this is just a shitposting channel
It's the thug shaker lite
Discord channel
grim sluice
🤸
🦽 🏌️♂️
somber warren
A shithole
i mean he is not wrong
somber warren
long is funnier
solar obsidian
i thought it will get bigger
grim sluice
somber warren
make it bigger
stone shoal
🛠️ 
💰 ☠️
grim sluice
🫳
🍞 
solar obsidian
cant make it bigger
solar obsidian
did
swift scarab
Ah
solar obsidian
no spaces, only emojis
grim sluice
🦆
heavy peak
solar obsidian
dont look
midnight tree
@grizzled meadow
stone shoal
cedar lion
Peeopo :DDDD
stone shoal
Empty emote works kinda aight
cedar lion
cedar lion
loners are literally depressed
somber warren
which is based
stone shoal
cant believe loners are a peeposad
Loners are alone, that's why they're sad. Only people they have is sid, and he's a penny-pinching fart that sends them on death missions for more pennies.
solar obsidian
🟤🟤
heavy peak
solar obsidian
somber warren
<:empty:1113710637470711818> <:wishgranter:1116524932692717618>
<:empty:11137106...
now make wishgranterussy
solar obsidian
00:00 time to eat and go bed 
grim sluice
cedar lion
<:ClearSky:1050174202633801819> <:UNISG:1050183129521987635>
<:hmmtakenote:...
What about mercs
heavy peak
cedar lion
We need a merc peepo
chilly bridge
<:lets:1055910388761366619>
<:go1:1055910384571252857><:go2:1055910385921822830...
let's go fucking
grim sluice
fading shuttle
We need a merc peepo
mercs cringe
fading shuttle
mercs cringe
grim sluice
somber warren
https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416
stone shoal
Sin Cringe, ISG semi-cringe, Monolith, Bandits, Renegades based and pilled in various different ways
solar obsidian
fading shuttle
i disagree with monolith, but bandits and renegades are based and robbery-pilled
solar obsidian
somber warren
monolith is mostly liked by very edgy people
fading shuttle
i kinda like sin, they are the schizo faction, monolith is too organised to be a proper schizo faction
stone shoal
i disagree with monolith, but bandits and renegades are based and robbery-pilled
Monolith can kinda be similar to ISG, depends on restrictions and challenges. If you just use your friends as turrets, you're basically playing on easy mode regardless of your settings. ISG can be semi-cringe because they're butt buddies with mercs FOR SOME REASON. Go total Merc death as an ISG member and it becomes based James Bond shenanigans, although... Might as well just be Renegades for the based climb from 0 to gigagod
stone shoal
https://imgur.com/Ke6vpzE
"Hah, Now I've seen everything, an egghead playing another's meat flute."
solar obsidian
stone shoal
My unending desire to consume 5 liters of Coca Cola a day and to replace the water-content of my body with syrupy sugar goop grows stronger every day with this unyielding heat
cedar lion
mercs cringe
Only because of the fucking americans
if it werent for them tryna make mercs more western
We would be fune
Fine
fading shuttle
mercs are cringe because they make them too tacticool
everyone in the zone should be poor goddamn it
stone shoal
if it werent for them tryna make mercs more western
I mean... Aren't their uniforms all very... Western?
cedar lion
they are not international enough
cedar lion
I mean... Aren't their uniforms all very... Western?
Fuck you mean
They are just
Uniforms
fading shuttle
yes
stone shoal
Fuck you mean
solar obsidian
mercs can be any nationality, just mostly somehow people assume they are americans 
cedar lion
Not sayin mercs should be poor
But they are not diverse enough
Because
Muhhhh amerikano
somber warren
real and true
cedar lion
mercs can be any nationality, just mostly somehow people assume they are america...
Yes
fading shuttle
mercs are cringe and boring and they attract the cringiest mfers, same as monolith
solar obsidian
literally more european
cedar lion
Despite them speaking the same english
stone shoal
It's got to do with the gas-mask and the body armor tbh, it reminds me so much of CS:GO.
Probably why I immediately think "western."
grim sluice
Despite them speaking the same english
They all speak american english therefore/
cedar lion
hah
solar obsidian
They all speak american english therefore/
no
cedar lion
good one
But seriously
i want my mercs to be as their name implies
Fucking mercs
Not braindead murderers
stone shoal
everyone in the zone should be **poor** goddamn it
I agree with this though. Every merc should only be there because they want bloodshed and a land with no rules appeals to them like it does for the Bandits, only they're the contract-killer kinda people with at least SOME more organization.
grim sluice
reminder the super reactions are so bad for having to pay for them
What do super reactions do anyways other than glow a bit?
narrow lotus
What do super reactions do anyways other than glow a bit?
nothing, scam kids and weirdos i guess
stone shoal
What do super reactions do anyways other than glow a bit?
Glow and play an animation
fading shuttle
I agree with this though. Every merc should only be there because they want bloo...
deadass if the mercs were more big boss' Outer Heaven and less boring mfs i would like em
somber warren
What do super reactions do anyways other than glow a bit?
they annoy you
cedar lion
deadass if the mercs were more big boss' Outer Heaven and less boring mfs i woul...
Id fucking love that.
narrow lotus
this is not #╓☢stalker-chat
cedar lion
but instead they just shoot ya because
fading shuttle
this is not <#958342885005221898>
shut up bird man
narrow lotus
cant believe i had to say that in brainfart kekw
fading shuttle
we are having important discussion
cedar lion
Absolutely important
grim sluice
this is not <#958342885005221898>
Shush nerd
narrow lotus
i like the mercs but i wish they would be separate factions depending on location
cedar lion
The mercs have been neutered
grim sluice
Worth it
cedar lion
Too western
narrow lotus
solar obsidian
What do super reactions do anyways other than glow a bit?
to lure kids cuz OOH SHINY AND VERY ANIMATED
stone shoal
should the ecologists be poor despite them
I think the logistics side of being allied to the main military of the land you're around and sitting in kinda defeats 'being poor'. Where do Mercs get the logistics? Just... Through the roads?
fading shuttle
about how mercs would be much cooler if they were like either heavily balkanised into different subgroups or a united group with the ideology of metal gear solids Outer Heaven
cedar lion
I think the logistics side of being allied to the main military of the land you'...
idk
cedar lion
about how mercs would be much cooler if they were like either heavily balkanised...
id pay for someone to do that
stone shoal
They have helicopters, why does the Military let them in?
solar obsidian
time to sleep
cedar lion
mgs had the proper idea of mercs
solar obsidian
goodnight
cedar lion
I have no fucking idea why
somber warren
goodnight <:bedge:1044182436914925639>
gn bro
cedar lion
no one else does
fading shuttle
They have helicopters, why does the Military let them in?
because mercs are rich hehe, funny money bribe
narrow lotus
about how mercs would be much cooler if they were like either heavily balkanised...
yeah like there is no way most mercs wouldnt be russian / ukrainian / east european or whatever , or at least european at all
not american
cedar lion
yeah like there is no way most mercs wouldnt be russian / ukrainian / east europ...
Absolutely
chilly bridge
french
narrow lotus
also Clear Sky having NATO weaponry is so silly
cedar lion
Theres always a group lookin to make a quick buck
grim sluice
The lore does imply the Mercs are mostly at the hands of a megacorp if I remember right
narrow lotus
how the fuck do they even fund their ammo lol
that shit would be astronomically expensive
cedar lion
The lore does imply the Mercs are mostly at the hands of a megacorp if I remembe...
Nope
Secret contractor
Thats about it
Also
somber warren
how the fuck do they even fund their ammo lol
i guess get it from the mercs
grim sluice
Secret contractor
I think their big clients would be megacorps that want stuff for RND
narrow lotus
i guess get it from the mercs
doubt mercs would sell their ammo , technically most mercs would payu for their own anyway
stone shoal
about how mercs would be much cooler if they were like either heavily balkanised...
https://youtu.be/2-X8nyKoqws You just hear this the entire time you're in the merc's base
cedar lion
I think their big clients would be megacorps that want stuff for RND
They could be sure
austere shadow
narrow lotus
it's not like the mercs recieve ammo and food like military does on a regualr basis
if u cant afford it , too bad
cedar lion
https://youtu.be/2-X8nyKoqws You just hear this the entire time you're in the me...
Make this a mod
somber warren
doubt mercs would sell their ammo , technically most mercs would payu for their ...
i mean its basically the only explanation
austere shadow
cedar lion
Can we all agree mercs need a fucking overhaul though
chilly bridge
yes
fading shuttle
yes
somber warren
yes
stone shoal
yes
austere shadow
No
chilly bridge
fuck off
fading shuttle
mercs suck in their current iteration
grim sluice
I think Mercs would sell ammo and equipment, they are all about the money. But at a markup of course
cedar lion
Give my blueberry men a fucking overhaul!!!
fading shuttle
they are the most boring faction
somber warren
mercs must be more based, and less cringe
cedar lion
I think Mercs would sell ammo and equipment, they are all about the money. But a...
More expensive than siddy?
austere shadow
grim sluice
More expensive than siddy?
stone shoal
Dead City is a very... I-dont-ever-need-to-go-there kinda place.
chilly bridge
merc missions pay well with disguises
cedar lion
If they are all about money
Why shoot loners?
you can get jobs from them
Be hired as bodyguards
chilly bridge
because otherwise loners only have like 4 enemies
cedar lion
I mean shit they already do that for other mercs right
fading shuttle
they should either go full on merc and balkanise into different subgroups that all have different relations with the factions, or they should have a clear united fuckin ideology, at the moment they dont really have any other thing other than wanting money, which is the reason the majority of stalkers already came into the zone in the first fuckin place
chilly bridge
hatchet at yantar is a merc, but in-game he's tagged as an eco
cedar lion
they should either go full on merc and balkanise into different subgroups that a...
Aye
plucky void
wait mercs aren't automatically hostile to loners... are they? 
fading shuttle
they are
cedar lion
wait mercs aren't automatically hostile to loners... are they? <:keksad:99532099...
They are
chilly bridge
mercs are hostile by default
chilly bridge
being mercs
grim sluice
Without doing major AI changes, the Mercs would just shoot anyone that they know isn't paying them or could be in the way of them.
cedar lion
i mean ffs
narrow lotus
because Mercs are not supposed to be a faction per se , it's literal, working for money
plucky void
that sounds horrendously stupid, but it's been so long since I played sdalger
narrow lotus
you can have 2 group of mercs fight each other if u pay them
fading shuttle
and yet they ARE
cedar lion
if they work for money
fading shuttle
thats the issue
stone shoal
At some point the Zone stops being about the actual interesting nightmare of the land and becomes more about just being a wild-lands because the military is too incompetent to navigate the place and lead an assault. Mercs just end up becoming contract killers because... Without Monolith, what else is there to do?
cedar lion
Why shoot potentional clients?
fading shuttle
they arent a faction and yet they are
narrow lotus
thats the issue
i mean for Anomaly is game limitaiton
native jungle
grim sluice
Mercs would also not really bother with broke ass loner stalkers unless they really pay well.
cedar lion
Cough
fading shuttle
Mercs would also not really bother with broke ass loner stalkers unless they rea...
then why do they actively kill stalkers, when the majority of stalkers are poor as dirt
cedar lion
They could always make deals with sid
cedar lion
then why do they actively kill stalkers, when the majority of stalkers are poor ...
Great point
plucky void
then why do they actively kill stalkers, when the majority of stalkers are poor ...
eliminating competition?
fading shuttle
the loners are the dirt poor fuckin faction
stone shoal
then why do they actively kill stalkers, when the majority of stalkers are poor ...
Same reason bandits kill everyone they see that isn't them, when they SHOULD probably rob or fuck with you in other ways.
cedar lion
Anomalies will kill em anyway
stone shoal
Gameplay mechanics lmao
plucky void
what are they gonna do?
easy jobs that mercs could also easily do (even more easily) and still make a buck
fading shuttle
brother in christ who would hire a loner instead of a merc, unless that loner is a god already the mercs atleast have a reputation
plucky void
there's also the question of access
cedar lion
tbf hatchet in CoP did kinda fuck up since you have to give the poor man food
plucky void
if you're at the 100 rads bar you've got more loners than mercs to hire
cedar lion
there's also the question of _access_
okay but who gives a shit
If you are an ecologist
You want that artefact
stone shoal
You guys keep bringing up the "why don't mercs get hired by loners" shtick but I genuinely ask you what is there to even find or discover after a certain point
cedar lion
so merc
cedar lion
yeah but that loner nine times out of ten will get ripped apart by a whirlgig
Or a vortex
fading shuttle
ecologists frequently hire mercs and stuff, i dont really expect a duty squad to jump the ecologist, kill the mercs exclusively and then just leave the ecologist to fend for themselves
cedar lion
Fucking hate vortexes
fading shuttle
so hire the loner to contact a merc
mercs shoot loners on sight dumbo
grim sluice
I still keep my headlore that Mercs are contracted through all the hoops for megacorporations that want the sweet loot and who pay best. So they really want that scratch.
plucky void
mercs shoot loners on sight dumbo
bad game design 1/10 cancel the devs on twitter
send death threats
fading shuttle
send death threats
aye aye captain
cedar lion
I hate how much they are treated like cringe fucklords
fading shuttle
i just want Outer heaven in stalker man, the mercenary nation
cedar lion
Despite them yknow
cedar lion
i just want Outer heaven in stalker man, the mercenary nation
mark 23s and all
cedar lion
DIAMOND DOGS
fading shuttle
DIAMOND DOGS
i dont expect the mercs to start rescuing fuckin goats in the zone or whatever
stone shoal
i just want Outer heaven in stalker man, the mercenary nation
You technically get slavic outer heaven with the bandits. They setup their empires in Dork Valley
cedar lion
i dont expect the mercs to start rescuing fuckin goats in the zone or whatever
Me neither
They could probably extract fleshes though
Reproduce em
fading shuttle
You technically get slavic outer heaven with the bandits. They setup their empir...
thats why i like em, the bandits have an additional ideology outside of money and the pursuit of it
plucky void
sultan is big boss? 
fading shuttle
yes
plucky void
siddy hit the griddy
native jungle
cedar lion
That he did
stone shoal
thats why i like em, the bandits have an additional ideology outside of money an...
I mean, MOST of it goes to being about money. I was thinking they'd be setting up drug growing ops or facilities for that kinda shit
fading shuttle
freedom would be making the weed, bandits are selling the meth and cocaine
simple
plucky void
myron wannabes
cedar lion
cocaine is really handy yk?
stone shoal
myron wannabes
Zone drugs...
grim sluice
I think Freedom and Bandits would be at odds due to the drug trade like turf wars
But they are kind of neutralish
cedar lion
The bandits would definetly cook up some spicy shit
stone shoal
"You take a flesh and you take it's poop fumes and you concentrate it into an inhaler"
plucky void
plucky void
"You take a flesh and you take it's poop fumes and you concentrate it into an in...
Fallout lore enjoyer
stone shoal
<:chadmyman:1051578345550254171>
chilly bridge
"You take a flesh and you take it's poop fumes and you concentrate it into an in...
that zone produced jenkum
fading shuttle
gimme some of that zone krokodil
cedar lion
Fuck krokodil
stone shoal
that zone produced jenkum
Take one of the anomalies and mix it into zone kroko-
cedar lion
Just do cocaina
remote vine
fading shuttle
boutta look worse than a zombie by the end
stone shoal
gimme some of that zone krokodil
Chad hivemind 
cedar lion
boutta look worse than a zombie by the end
Ya dont already?
cedar lion
quartz ridge
Bring back the SAS mercs
wide gate
glad carbon
"You take a flesh and you take it's poop fumes and you concentrate it into an in...
fallout drugtype
fading shuttle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991957642941562890/992260094924443758/c...
fading shuttle
meru my beloved
glad carbon
porn addict^^^
fading shuttle
yes
plucky void
fading shuttle
wide gate
cedar lion
Im tryna quit masturbation damn it
plucky void
cedar lion
wouldve respected his block if he didnt announce it honestly
They always fucking do
Its annoyin
wide gate
plucky void
I do have to ask
wide gate
This is how Duty looks like irl.
plucky void
when and why did this Helltaker bullshit start
cedar lion
Least homo stalker faction
fading shuttle
its not even helltaker
stone shoal
when and why did this Helltaker bullshit start
Demons but hot anime grills
wide gate
when and why did this Helltaker bullshit start
It started in the official Stalker server.
plucky void
its not even helltaker
looks like a duck, sounds like a duck...
wide gate
fading shuttle
looks like a duck, sounds like a duck...
fair, but the helltaker girls are humanlike
stone shoal
wide gate
I think free stalkers.
fading shuttle
Which one has the only confirmed one?
thats added by a mod, therefore not cannon
plucky void
what "confirmed" one, hip is a fanfic character
grim sluice
True. I am dummy
cedar lion
And i mean WOULD
fading shuttle
there are no women in the zone shut up, your question is stupid
cedar lion
have the best women
somber warren
thats added by a mod, therefore not cannon
based wemen aren't real
grim sluice
Ecologists and Clear Sky, they have the nerd chicks
stone shoal
But which faction would have the best women
Depends what is "Best" tbh. The true best is for there to be no women in the zone.
cedar lion
Ecologists and Clear Sky, they have the nerd chicks
Fianlly
wide gate
hi
cedar lion
A fucking answer
cedar lion
<:Chadge:1093506535998627892>
Hello hydro
wide gate
somber warren
stop posting cringe
cedar lion
<:gigachadhandshake:1063221371150274611>
You will take over this channel one day
fading shuttle
i keep my hornyposting contained and occassionally let it out, this man does not do that
stone shoal
Duty would be the muscle women who crush watermelons between their thighs.
Freedom women don't fucking shower.
Clear Sky, Ecologist, are ugly nerds.
Bandit women have been through some shit and will probably cut your balls off if you look at them funny.
Loner Women are a combo of depression + don't shower + probably muscle + always close to dying.
Monolith women are emotionless husks.
grim sluice
stone shoal
I started dabbling in hornyposting but tbh I can't, the Zone is too grim
grim sluice
The Bloodsucker incident 
fading shuttle
I started dabbling in hornyposting but tbh I can't, the Zone is too grim
weak
even when i hornypost hard im not at full power
grim sluice
In their off time they do load up their PDAs with a shit ton of porn
cedar lion
even when i hornypost hard im not at full power
What
fading shuttle
you heard me
stone shoal
In their off time they do load up their PDAs with a shit ton of porn
ah yes. "50 shades of anomalies"
grim sluice
As much as I don't want to, I am more tempted to get my AI to have anomaly fanfiction
fading shuttle
cant imagine what twilight would be in stalker, a loner girl gets pursued by a sin and monolith boy?
grim sluice
stone shoal
plap posting should be punishable by death
grim sluice
Also what was that.
stone shoal
A reddit meme
cedar lion
plap posting should be punishable by death
Plap posting?
grim sluice
A reddit meme
Fuck. They are already infecting us. THe exodus of Cringe for their cespool website shutting down
glad carbon
stone shoal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXGuCH5P8A&ab_channel=TheGuyNamedHunter
The spongebob AI shit activates so many mixed feelings in me man
Helicopter mom neurons start activating and I ponder if this is truly safe for kids to watch
Then I stop being a pussy and laugh at it because it's just some dumb AI saying meaningless garbage
Then I remember that an AI solely exists to be a garbage attention grabber for toddlers and I start getting worried again because companies could probably have this and have it way better
fading shuttle
twilight is gonna be about a freedom girl and the love triangle between her, a bloodsucker and a burer
grim sluice
fading shuttle
chimera would win, white woman
stone shoal
Let's all stop beating around the bush, the only reason white women are coming to the Zone is to see all the new and exotic 'creatures' they can 'observe'.
fading shuttle
Let's all stop beating around the bush, the only reason white women are coming t...
stone shoal
Id go there solely to collect firearms
Every gun you're getting is a rusted up junk-slinger from 1950's onward
cedar lion
Fuck you
cedar lion
Every gun you're getting is a rusted up junk-slinger from 1950's onward
So what
i will take it
stone shoal
The old AK47's and such
cedar lion
🚬🗿
stone shoal
Not gonna sell well, even to black markets. Unless you get literal-shipment level amounts
fading shuttle
deadass any gun you will get in the zone should have been through 4 warzones MINIMUM
mint mist
AUGUST 12TH 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
cedar lion
deadass any gun you will get in the zone should have been through 4 warzones MIN...
That means they work just fine and dandy
grim sluice
Let's all stop beating around the bush, the only reason white women are coming t...
Fredoom Finding and selling Chimera Jelly for More than Dolphin Jelly.
stone shoal
deadass any gun you will get in the zone should have been through 4 warzones MIN...
All about quantity not quality, i know
stone shoal
Fredoom Finding and selling Chimera Jelly for More than Dolphin Jelly.
Chimera's aren't dolphins my guy
native jungle
grim sluice
Chimera's aren't dolphins my guy
Just doing the Dolphin Jelly meme.
fading shuttle
brand new guns should be rarer than a fuckin compass
grim sluice
brand new guns should be rarer than a fuckin compass
Mercs though. Bringing in the fancy shit
fading shuttle
yes
grim sluice
fading shuttle
man is out of time
stone shoal
Welcome to the land of hornyposting and out-of-discussion-stalker talking
We're all out of touch here
lunar brook
Ok you don’t have to explain to me what brainfart is lol
mint mist
August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe.
lunar brook
I know that number of skipped messages looks like im here for the first time
But thats actually that many just in 3 hours
plucky void
it's mostly some guy posting anime girls in stalker suits
and jeff complainin about weebs
y'know, regular thursday
somber warren
fucking weebs
fading shuttle
yes
stone shoal
1️⃣ 2️⃣ / 0️⃣ 8️⃣ / 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 3️⃣ 6️⃣ 🕛 🌎 🌐 💡 🌑
grim sluice
stone shoal
Truly this is what will happen on august 12th 2036, at the heat death of the universe
fading shuttle
why cant it be sooner?
grim sluice
Truly this is what will happen on august 12th 2036, at the heat death of the uni...
Good. Fuck summer, winter gang represent
stone shoal
Good. Fuck summer, winter gang represent
I do not know how this correlates but I agree entirely and wholesale
fading shuttle
Good. Fuck summer, winter gang represent
stone shoal
Absolutely FUCK SUMMER
grim sluice
No heat, no sun, no summer.
fading shuttle
mfs be like yes i like being hot all the time and having to suffer gods worst bug creation
chilly bridge
stone shoal
Explain for the bri ish
pls
I don't even know how socialists can own guns in the first place
chilly bridge
shooty bang bang gun doesn't like BIG bang bang bullets
stone shoal
a
fading shuttle
Explain for the bri ish
300 blackout fits inside an ar15 5.56 mag, but if you try and shoot 300 blackout with an ar15 it will fucking explode
chilly bridge
yes
pressure is far too high, and I think the casing doesn't properly seal in the chamber either
stone shoal
300 blackout fits inside an ar15 5.56 mag, but if you try and shoot 300 blackout...
See I should've taken the hint from the funny number at the beginning but tbh I would've had 0 idea it'd fit inside a 5.56 mag
fading shuttle
its average american shit, ignore it
chilly bridge
neither have I but I'm assuming it's some boomer shit
I just think 300 blackout trolling stories are funny
stone shoal
Socialism
Boomer
cedar lion
I wonder how 300 got its name anyway
fading shuttle
american "socialists" are commies and american "conservatives" are the funny mustache men, honestly i respect it, no fence sitters
cedar lion
american "socialists" are commies and american "conservatives" are the funny mus...
Okay then i feel no sympathy for that child
🚬
Fuck around and find out homeboy
stone shoal
American socialists are rich people pretending to be poor, and conservatives have a nasty tendency to go back to karen mom arguments
cedar lion
aye.
No fucking balls
Neither of em
sometimes i feel people dont know what freedom is
Ya feel?
stone shoal
american "socialists" are commies and american "conservatives" are the funny mus...
I like fence sitting 🗿
fading shuttle
coward
stone shoal
Only way to actually learn both arguments is to fence sit
No
You are the coward who refuses the ways of the fence
cedar lion
mr samurai makes a point
stone shoal
Compromises make neither of you happy but it sure does make me happy happy
cedar lion
But do you still sit after you learn?
grim sluice
Not to do more politics but some people say they have no principles and are hypocrites, but their principles are to follow current thing.
Have approved opinion
fading shuttle
a fence sitter is a side that tries to appeal to both ideologies, they have no ideology outside of compromise, issue being when there are 2 radicals compromise is the worst possible way of dealing with it
stone shoal
a fence sitter is a side that tries to appeal to both ideologies, they have no i...
Okay, I completely concede to this point
grim sluice
I already got 5 min exile for calling Ledy a nerd
stone shoal
last thing I'll say is
Corruption is a bitch and it's the biggest reason why we have the extremes in the first place
stone shoal
People failing to understand that once you have your thing, whatever it is you fought for, you have to then DEFEND IT, including from your own side. The individuals on Portside fall on this sword unfortunately quite hard
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yes let's talk about uniforms
grim sluice
Fuck politics, what is your setting
||Mine is 5 and 6 is my choice||
stone shoal
Fuck politics, what is your setting
||Mine is 5 and 6 is my choice||
4/5 for me, I like the lighter side
fading shuttle
Fuck politics, what is your setting
||Mine is 5 and 6 is my choice||
ew, fence sitter
9
stone shoal
I feel like even 9 could go with something, you'd just have to get some real good fuckin' suitable soup for it or somesuch
fading shuttle
yes, and i am a steam engine
chilly bridge
based
fading shuttle
i love burnt bread
plucky void
a fence sitter is a side that tries to appeal to both ideologies, they have no i...
I thought fence sitters were the one who went "idc, y'all can kill each other Imma just chill"
grim sluice
9 is a single second away from being a brick
fading shuttle
i love crunchy bread
plucky void
I'll stick to referring to "idk y'all can kill each other Imma just chill" as "chaotic neutral"
grim sluice
You are living on the edge
plucky void
Fuck politics, what is your setting
||Mine is 5 and 6 is my choice||
I'll eat all of those and you cannot stop me
fading shuttle
You are living on the edge
buddy i was born on the edge
stone shoal
I'll eat all of those and you cannot stop me
hongry for bread
grim sluice
buddy i was born on the edge
Explains how you fell and hit your head as a baby then
plucky void
honestly tho, either option is a 10/10 for me
fading shuttle
Explains how you fell and hit your head as a baby then
nah, i just fucked my arm as a baby and am still suffering the consequences
stone shoal
Chad wacky butter enthusiast
ornate tulip
Butter with garlic in it
grim sluice
The toast setting does depend on what you are doing with it.
Having it for a sandwich is different from having it with jam.
plucky void
I've recently discovered green mayonnaise and I do not put anything else on bread
ornate tulip
So, greeyonnaise
stone shoal
What the fuck is garlic butter
You mix butter with garlic juices and make some blended garlic, the kind you can easily incorporate into the butter
plucky void
the only downside is it looks like baby vomit
grim sluice
I've recently discovered green mayonnaise and I do not put anything else on brea...
Googled it, sounds like tzatziki without yoghurt.
fading shuttle
cedar lion
You mix butter with garlic juices and make some blended garlic, the kind you can...
Interesting
stone shoal
excuse me what
mint mist
ehh
cedar lion
Fucking buffon
plucky void
they added those "reload when empty" animations some time ago
stone shoal
Wow
Yeah I have no ammo left so lemme just rip the fuck outta the mechanism to demonstrate how I have 0 ammo left
fading shuttle
excuse me what
the machine spirit must be satisfied if you want the gun to work
plucky void
the machine spirit must be **satisfied** if you want the gun to work
vine boom
stone shoal
the machine spirit must be **satisfied** if you want the gun to work
I would love it to be like that but you just know it's because your guy's two braincells are going "hunhhh... Whd iff I yoose my fingurrs ass boolets!!!!"
That's all I can picture when I see that anim
Just him trying to set his fingers into the feeding mechanism
cedar lion
just make sure ya dont get fat
fading shuttle
nah bro he is just checking if any bullets left
dont question why his hand goes in dry and comes out wet hahahaha
grim sluice
fading shuttle
cedar lion
Tuber?
grim sluice
Potatoes
chilly bridge
potatos
grim sluice
I like baking my own bread from time to time.
grim radish
cedar lion
Just say taters ya goofball
drifting vale
stone shoal
You now remember the Freedom Farmville music.
stone shoal
fading shuttle
fading shuttle
<:peepoweird:1053119993543393310>
the first ever bar joke
chilly bridge
it's the first "walks into a bar" joke written in history
chilly bridge
we have no idea what the actual punchline is supposed to be because it's all direct translations, there's no recorded history of like local idioms or sayings
chilly bridge
or it was as stupid then as it is now
fading shuttle
no
chilly bridge
no way to tell
final cedar
Fuck politics, what is your setting
||Mine is 5 and 6 is my choice||
7 but you stuff 2 pieces in the same slot so you have a warm but soft side and a crunchy toasted side
fading shuttle
its possible
stone shoal
its possible
What is the #stayhome hastag for
final cedar
its possible
stone shoal
https://tenor.com/bzTvQ.gif
This image is incredibly ironic
stone shoal
where do you think he found his girlfriend?
God damnit I really am a pea brain today
ornate tulip
What is the #stayhome hastag for
There is the old Alabama flag in the background..
fading shuttle
dude has a confederate flag and a "dont step on me" flag, willing to bet money thats his family
final cedar
person isn't real, all AI generated
fading shuttle
ahuh