#🎪bruh-fart
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Liberal: Owned ✅
i love running into a brick wall over and over expecting a different result
Don't bite the hand that fingers you
or however the saying goes

Gm brainfart
morning ivan
So there is going to be a sponge named bob and he has square pants
Morning sponge bobbers
Absolute kino
@uncut obsidian @oblique spire alo alo💗💗

Aloo
AYO MYSHINKAAA

most modern bulgar train
frfr
these ones have been used since the 90s or some shit
they're basically indestructible
yes, the 1890s
frfr
in surprised i dont see some shut running on coal or vodka
today dictation
with a grade wow
got my laptop in me bag
ready to briwse reddit during class
and look at tarkov subreddit
hru
Alive ,you?
Hi Ivan Hi madi
Hi Bery
hello catman
Hi Alex
I love my dog named "how to murder a man and hide the body!"
hihiii
thank you! i didnt find the same one but they are all cute nonetheless
Saddest thing just happened to an AI teammate in Arma
I got fucking shredded and the teammate began dragging me to cover, when he began to heal me he got fucking domed by a sniper
folded like an omelet
what ai mod did u use
Hello cat and dog people in my phone
lambs dagger 
That moment when your entire squad FUCKING PANICS
Sexy
what's your pick for a great arma experience? been a hot minute since I last played
u never know if it's a fem-
Gonna restart my antistasi playthru though as i don't really like having German occupants
weapons are meh
I want that fat loot
Small world it seems
Ok I can buy a fucking hilux with a DSHK
thats actually an option
sign me the fuck up
Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore space
But born just in time to drink and drive

i like antistasi PVE mostly. or persistent missions like sahara dlc mission. antistasi has come such a long way. i played the very first version solo, didnt advance much. then i played the remastered version with 3-6 of my friends, had a complete blast, finished the campaign in approx 50-60hrs.
the most recent one is antistasi plus in chernarus. a lot of the features are well polished, especially he AI. and right now they really emphasize on the guerilla part, because if you defend a base while having a high war level, you get like 6 helis, 2 attk helis, 4 tanks, 2 apcs per wave
thats the entire point of antistasi
you do stuff to get nice weapons
woof
And from what I've experienced all I get is G36s and MG3s from outposts and roadblocks with german occupants
I want them mf M4s
True
I love MG3s
but
y'know
I want some more US weapons
the only good thing about m4 is the 60rnd surefire mag
even then i still prefer the ak with 45rnd
with picatinny ofc lul
How do you get AKs?
I have doen Russian invaders
but can you buy AKs?
also
Hehe
Look what I got

vehicular manslaughter
Si
yes, at some point you will get the locate black trader/smuggler. you go there and buy stuff
but you have to be careful when buying attachments bcs not all attachments are guaranteed to be compatible with the guns they sell

Does the black trader go in different spots each time?
Or can I uh.... get some info on where to find him
Oh wait fuck
he's for antistasi plus
Ughhhhhh fuck sake
I really cbf downloading more mods but I guess I gotta do it
Right, antistasi plus is downloading
no youre not
no but they can be killed
So he's in one specific spot for everyone?
at some point i had enemies guarding the forest where the black trader resides with 2 squads and 1 elite force
but they dont shoot the trader
Аз съм да тихо
very easy to catch crossfire tho
no
Тихооооо
prove it
btw i have a friend group that likes to play arma, would be great if you can join discord, host the server, and ppl would join and play together

Mommys little doggy :3
Once I'm more experienced I might join up
ehhh its fine
i think we had like 3 absolute newcomers playing with us at some point
still had lots of fun

we're casuals

we dont call each others by their rank or order someone around
Sure, chuck me an invite, I'll join up
if you fuck up then we'll just laugh together
you live in the land down under right?
Si
nice, ping wont be a big issue then
Sweet


Thanks will check it out
need to install compatibilities too i think
most of the time i play with RHS and CUP factions
Middle East is close to where i live so i guess i can just get a pickup truck with a mounted 50.cal on it

hiiii
small mods
Any iidea where I can get the compatabilites? The antistasi plus page doesnt have anything
When did you get exiled maja?
Jealous
oh you have to get the other versions of antistasi plus that supports the factions lul
that is for antistasi takistan
terrible
hi
nice
i get exiled randomly at any time
hiii!!!
morning
alo maja
hi
do u wanna do drug wars next time we play?- its osme kind of story smth idk
sure
im working rn
Motherfucker is HONGRY
bobёr
Hi Menace
I have found a neat canal bridge design

"you know what? fuck you" rolls your bridge
Why does it do this
Do boats pass underneath?
less moving parts than a drawbridge
ah
cool
Truly the most understandable of all the rationalities.
👍
All human beings can relate to the doing of things simply because "cool".
i mean they literally have a mini restaurant that flies you up in the sky to eat there
what other reason would there be than cool
and cool
Show this, it sounds, and I quote. "Cool!"
I'm in you
Ah good so I am NOT getting telefragged
Are you naught but the dot on a map?
Do you go around like a tiny little microscopic camera
Like spectator mode but in real life
yes
i jump on air particles and use them like trampolines
and I'm immortal cause there's nothing small enough to kill me
ez
can't you just rename them to gif and it works?
It's a web link
Embad success
But also fail
such a tiny gun
If you are the size of an atom, then what are you breathing
space matter
He sucks up O2 molecules like they're balloons
Is it gae if the balls are microscopic?
i scuck air blals
yes
This entire discussion makes me ponder how rats technically go around our homes and think "man these fucking giants have got REALLY HUGE HOUSES!"
An atom does not have enough complexity to be capable of thinking
I'm not real
incomprehensible
I know you aren't
how do you know?
Menace, quick, take the normal pills
You are funny internet person inside my phone
So he vanishes
my man is an organism of quarks
I'm inside of you
Orgasm of quirks
Cat do be quirky
currently eeping
Hi Banzai
Hi Khornate
What is the appeal of this character?
good night
woman
she goes to bed, meowy join in (cats are cute)
with horns
*corpse
she isnt best girl doe
She just ruined a man's toilet, she can die.
That's even worse
the cats still alive, all that counts
Mein... Gott...
hell
Does the saggy skin give her protection from bullets doe?
She gonna hit you with them sanctions
suctions
When's the sequel?
Truly a wonderful sequel
The voices:
The odd shape implies this is meant to be placed somewhere, where the fuck do you find this while pissing???
in front of the toilet
toilet rug
its literally the shape of the toilet 🚽
it goes in front of the toilet
but from above
I thought it was like as tall as a thumb at most, like a really small piece of paper
I am the fool
this
this is for when youre not pissing all by yourself
or are not handsome
That suit is either the hottest thing alive or the coldest thing alive
Such is the fate of all who enter brainfart
how do you fit in them 15cm walls?
by not being the size of the beast in the vid above


dear god
we do a little 
yeah
♻️ But I must post funny after depression
I have to go on a 3h drive today, fuckin boring shit
How can i make driving more fun
T H R E E H O U R S L O N G
Im driving to a military facility
What's a himbo
bimbo but male
Monke Master
it's a good silly kids movie
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of this one lol
burenya
finally
Murder equipment?
already have that
I love playing against laggy players-

What in the fock killed you
Found the most important one
Ngingumkabi
the voices
monke wednesday
what type of flame burns school boards?
pipe bombs will do well
or else it hurts those you love
Monke super happy, monke super dead after the other cops murder him (very sad)

Worth every second, work of art

that one on the left is so guly
Ivan no
sorry
coward
alex we play soon
I want those
He's not gonna need that eyeball anymore
Did you order a package from 2015? Or has she been walking for so long?
huh
i think he is calling those masks old
automatic door can hit you
Can and will
also haha, dumbass lacks depth perception
hehehe
Oh man I got a good one for falco when he gets on
more like ChadGPT amirite?
i saw that
didn't cut it
New GPT models are definitely getting better with code
If you ask it to write a code for something it's not very good, but if you give it code and ask to rewrite it to different language it's decent
Antistasi gaming
Si
okay but are you guys as out of touch as this driver zoomin his ass into the AO I was holding down while they respawn
I read that in the bus I traveled
did you have long hair?
no
Not that out of touch
i must get haircut then come home and take shower
Can you play antistasi well on your own? 
Somewhat
I'm still new and learning
but
If I take things slowly
I manage to take stuff out
looting is a pain in the ass solo
when I solo I just include mods for giant inventory/carry weight limit to just stuff my bag full of guns I collect and not worry about it
I think its missing the cruicial detail
that loki turned into a mare
a female horse
tf
and let himself get impregnated
loki had some weird kinks
fr fr fr
"Loki birthed Sleipnir after he transformed into a mare and mated with the master builder's stallion, Svaðilfari, to prevent the master builder from completing his fortifications around Asgard, the realm of the Æsir gods."
i wonder when they are gonna show this in the marvel cinematic universe
1 loki 2 horses
oh god
what the
we need the anal railgun in stalker gamma
that client isnt gonna shit anymore tho tas for sure
that aint no buttplug tas a plutonium drill
who the fuck wears buttplug anyways
the gaes
like what the fuck is wrong with you
fr
I mean definitely not to the fucking hospital 😭
even then, WEARING A FUCKING BUTTPLUG TO AN MRI TEST
why would anyone want to plug his butt
my only real question about that story is if he was already getting an MRI for a stuck butt plug or if he just likes wearing one every time he goes to the doctor for unrelated reasons
You wouldnt get an MRI for that
he was just wearing it for funsies
🤨
may be
tho why is the buttplug that thick tho like youre gonna get hemerroids after plugging that shit
Congratulations 47, target successfully eliminated. Time to leave the area
You'd be surprised
wdym ?
CIA guys got style, that's for sure
you can shove a bunch up there and be completely fine
And you're laying down and the mti tries to pull it through you lmao
¯_(ツ)_/¯
This cat is cooled and lubricated.
well thats uhh
idk man silly ahh stuff
ye true
an ex gf of mine was big into the whole butt stuff
I'll make Pilk in preparation for the time I eat that funny poison fish that if improperly prepared straight-up paralyzes you and makes people think you're dead.
IE: Never
ok cant relate bcz dont have a gf
I'm sorry, but when I die, I want it to be fast and preferably involving a woodchipper
based based
I wonder if there was ever an event where 5 people made a humanoid power ranger robot, by sticking the extremities of one person into the anal cavity of the 4 other folks
Make sure to aim the woodchipper at your neighbors house
give his house a red sprinkle
i mean what do you need a gf for fr
That's the fuckin' plan 🤝
i aint needing hugs
Continuing your bloodline?
Crispy legs daniela
French "people" fr fr
French thigh-highs
Santa's decided that making PS4's is the last straw.
Santa now wants to abolish technology, and he's using an old trick from one of his favorite philosophers to do it!
bro about to have a villain arc
hehehehahahahaha
he he he ha?
nice i guess but my trusty old ww2 era grandpa makarov will do the job
well I have ak-74
silly version of 47
at least my tiny asian hand can fully hold the 74 mags
and the 74 is much lighter than the 47
we also have rpg-7 and rpd
That's a weird looking dog ATF man
me no speak tree tho
what
you either speak normal english or speak the tree
I am no english good
iykyk
here, repost
weird looking plugs
yes, they are just plugs
butt plugs
Nvrm <3
russian 125mm buttplugs
dmitri buttplugs
I'm all about the 155 ones
100
Those pack an extra punch on the prostate
they sure give you prostate cancer
why are you " <3" ?
guys does african equal black ? serious question
no homo
so I am not allowed to joke ?
Those are chinese 125mm APFSDS rounds
mine also was a joke
👍 ah thank you
It was long time ago
injecting the gai serum
which is fire and pain
HOW DO YOU KNOW

well, it is a long story but in short, some brain dead tried to win an argument on war thunder forum about a chinese apfsds round for the newly added ztz-99a tank
guys sometimes you gotta de shell the croissant ya know
classic war thunder forums 
incredible
i love the part where they leak classified documents
the specs were leaked on a warthunder forum and chinese defense ministry went full disinformation spreading a bunch of noise data about their type 99 tanks
me resisting the urge to post my own country's apds round for pt-76b
war thunder mf's really crazy ass geniuses
war thunder is actually a spy programs set up by the Putin himself to get secret documents from other countries
ok
I know the pictures in the old version were so bad ,like the comment said
"looks like he made it in 5 minutes on a cracked photoshop at 3 AM and after 5 bottles of beer" emmmmm, basically right, but I can’t remember the number of bottles
I did my best to make this version while sober
This channel will update some content that combines music a...
it just a song with a still image
very observant
i knew it!
honestly big w cuz uhh very good game
yes, it is a great game until you go up br 5.7
nice
me tho like shark military vessel
very good
Oral b
guys do u know french people called excercise books anals ?
Kv2 better
🗿
like bro fr "i am gonna revise with my anal🇫🇷"
what does revise mean
Cuz it makes you uncomfy <3
hi i love ut oo
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On a Sea of Blood · Amon Amarth
Jomsviking
℗ 2016 Metal Blade Records, Inc. Issued under exclusive license to Sony Music Entertainment Germany GmbH
Released on: 2016-03-25
Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Johan Hegg
Guitar, Composer: Olavi Mikkonen
Guitar, Composer: Johan Söderberg
Bass, Composer: Ted Lundström
Dru...

New stuff?
Aloo
time to shoplift
🏳️🌈 !
So do drugs AND shoplift?
Turns them into sergal apparently
alo cori
Ello Ivan
ello 
Nah i get all the bussy
Nope
Why does it look like a mix between a redditor and a discord mod?
In denial moment
How tf you got brainfart exile?
want it too
id wear it as a badge of honor
i get it half the time, idc for what reason at this point
I am very proud for not getting it yet, don't ruin my record 
keep us updated brother
Mans laying that log
Fighting for your life or is it a waterfall?
I did it
normal one
look at this feline
literally me fr
hi
hiii!!!!
Me fr
truly you
it's...time
I will brew rakia inside my own body
Achieve enlightenment
What the hell
Which part
Pishki
4urka
Хуй perhaps
Also I am almost done and can play bad game in 5 mins
патка even
hi there
My mans, way to go dude, I'm proud of ypu
tyty
hii
I should play Skyrim again
alo
Yes
I get to bring my good screen to work

night shift security is a cool gig if you're already a hermit
just bring my laptop in and play singleplayer games or watch stuff
I bring my Steam Deck into college, use a dongle and a HDMI cable and play fighting games during my break
hi back!!!!!! i missed u
not the first time
i was an exile already 3 times this week

@uncut obsidian hello smelly
nothing- i never do anything, why would i have to do anything
it's just me being me
no, i am the reason

no u
afternoon guys
hello
whats going on
chillin'
hi
hry all
Hi
hows it goinf
accepted
what have i done

art
terrible
unlucky
jokes on you I AM THE RAT
this is probably the only nazrin clip I don't like for some reason
but thanks anyway
im a EEPER we EEPING

hello stinky
mf really be like "hand over your nazrin edits" but then "yours specifically is trash"
cant believe this
ban
yeah what can I say
my tastes are nuanced heh
now give me the mouse.
i mean its not suprising that y'all are depressed
shut up no brainfart exile
The stinker has been Hammed
you should ping grok and show him those amazing memes
WEI SHEN MOTHERFUCKER https://fxtwitter.com/nebsgoodtakes/status/1655936429363703811?s=46&t=xqeqFjv00zpLBWGPz2VATA
the good doctor is doing better than most twitter users
Do you agree?

stockholm syndrom
A fellow stalker enjoyer is looking for the name of a certaint stalker ambient ost track.
Check music and join the hunt
(Don't watch if you haven't played rdr2)
what a game man
Being charged for arson is quite inconsequential ngl
as the world caves in - matt maltese
RDR2 and Ghost of Tsushima I cried at the end as a grown ass man.
ty
Even rewatching people's reactions to my same choices, I cry again.
I think rdr2 and GOT are the only 2 games that actually made me cry
Same
Also MW2 (2009)
Makes me like John even more.
The Loose ends mission
That hit hard
although the Loose Ends ending was more of a shock and "What the fuck just happened"
True
RDR2 is such a great game
many people want to see it adapted to a show/movie but i think i would loose it's charm
so many little games can make you feel that way
I spent probably 30 hours fishing, hunting and gathering flowers. He draws in his journal after discovering something new.
who here has an account on steam that's able to friend request people?
Almost everyone?
Why?
well not me cus im broke
Soo.... You want people to add you or what? 
no
someone
i need to get to some persons dms
I'm blind

Yup
It's not all n-words
RDR2 was one of the reasons why i doubled down on having a massive mustache + short hair "undercut" combo. I also appreciate a lot of the clothes shown in that game, i will never wear denim tho
someone pls
Done
Rdr2 is just such a masterpiece
22 lvl
@heavy peak has such an account
I would've loved to see Arthur a bit younger IN RDO
But alas
Rockstar abandoned rdo
and i will forever hate gta online for that
Tbh RDR2 was a great game put it's kinda political and has retarded opinions on history
could've been a great multiplayer
It really could've
Also who here thinks that Arthur and Hamish's friendship is just so fucking wholesome?
hi
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