#🎪bruh-fart
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help meeeee
Csgo edit all the way
Guess i better download valorant
wanna date in valo
the edit was accurate after all
I mained Viper and Killjoy in valorant when i played
when i did callouts people usually called me mommy
i liked it when the girls did it

Zoom zoom shit
that sounds like a rap lyric if i've ever heard one
real
now I'm a movement player only playing nuke and get all the women
Boys should call you daddy
fransj presents
not kidding i have some nasty shots in nuke
fraknfurt present
I have like 3 good skins now
all 1 of them
i remember having a asiimov ak
and a pinkish awp skin
i think it even had a polish tag

i spent a lot of money on cs back in the day
now i spend it on nothing
because i don't have money
i think everyone had a cs spending spree atleast once 
I spend money on new pc, and then I will finally make cool stuff in 3D design right now it would take years to render any animation
i used to collect knives till i got into software dev
now im makin mods and just tryna focus on work 
Never played csgo ever
holy shit the lies
good 
you have a russian nickname

show us the 10k hours you have on cs
i think i met them in b site of dust 2 
somebody with a russian nickname saying they have never played csgo ever sounds more like a lie then nothing else tbh

unironically good way to make some money
mad how big the market for them is 
welp...I guess there is money in that huh lol
yes there is
making a app for local sports teams presenting to them next week
i keep telling my mrs ill manage her onlyfans and she just says shes gonna pimp me 
if you know coding just make a shitty external wallhack and people will pay 5 a month for it, get 100 people which isnt far fetched at all and thats 500 
its a bit in the deep end tbh
you might aswell start with a easier language
i wouldnt say c++ is beginner friendly
cobol
Just injure people 👍
big finance companies unironically still using cobol until today
if you want get into coding prob java is best
the hecc is cobol
saw a job ad last week, it was 150k ++ per yr

i know alot of banks that still use batch proccessing and windows xp
so
hiiii
Eh?

Hi
what the fuck
that'd be kind of empowering tbh
i want to be daddy
you do?
because if they update it would break their systems
Oh no, not another maja
maja
it is a mod that turns children of atom into people that you shouldn't really hang out with
Ok then?
how are you maja
i love you too
😂
holy shit why does this fallout 4 modding discord have so much political shit inside it
Because politics
funny political or cringe political
i mean idk
(There is only cringe political)
Not me, am good 👍
some political stuff is funny
ever seen the british parliment?
just like a playground argument
@mint mist feel like youd like this
Bush?
read it
George L. Bush?
Jorhe Bush
growing a george bush in backyard
Oh no, not again. . .
It means what it means
fnaf pisses me off
Look at that, friendly robot is there to rescue you
i dislike how many people glorify the game
What a nice robot
should go give it a hug
Yes, what he said
Charge your phone
unpopular opinion but fnaf is mid
be careful to not piss too much 
ill piss as much as i want pal

that'll be ticket
Ama fighta not a quita
we should make EA buy a dlc to access customer sales
Re4 remake huh?
I was looking for this pic, thank you
Give me a ticket
if starfield doesn't come out with game breaking bugs then imma not buy it
Want to go see a movie
Actually, can I get two tickets
here is a ticket for the Barbie movie sir

🤝
come on barbie lets go party
I will watch the Barbie movie with my daughter
hell yeah
my baby brother was watching something on tv the other day when i came in the house
turns out it was that fuckin amanda horror game
Amanda horror game?
yeah irrc its some indie horror
Never heard of it, must be wack
i dont know much about it but i had a look online and it said decapitation and torture
so

every day i feel like knifey from high on life
Damn
this bitch?
I am glad to hear that 👍
you should be nicer to yourself 👍

no
"Railed"?
🤨
railed
straight up splooded

mwa<3 ˢʰᵉ/ʰᵉʳ#2372 is still on the depression arc so no use
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(The urge to disrespect pronouns right now)
the pronouns have no value
call me whatever you want
I think she should just go enjoy a nice Shawarma and enjoy the day
theyre there to just make me look feminine
Ok, Robin Hood
Gonna be me when trying to build a base:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1103970632586235924/image.png
Day was good at first but now it is cloudy in Germany (again)
sploonded
oomfie i cut my finger
I can fucking hear the mic
Apparently a new account
Why? 🤷♂️
why? her old account is still in here
Is whatever
it is still very sunny and warm here, and I'm basically on the border with Germany 
Raging 12 year olds OR 30 year olds with 4 mortgages who get to play 30 minutes a day?
I am visiting you.
its pretty nice here today

at least it's not zero fucking degrees at night
that one got deleted
idk how is it still in servers, maybe it takes some time for it to get terminated
he grills and wants to wear cargo shorts
So now I must drive somewhere with good weather
what having a kid does to a mf
Ryan Gosling Drive the movie 
The dad energy has taken over
it's fucking may why is it so cold
Russia moment
trueee!!!
Grilling mood just means you're still not out of touch
You live in a Winter wasteland
(are you living near me, wtf?
)
fucking ell
gtanil
krill issue
Yes
you ever go to wacken?
or whatever its called
Skill issue
the metal featival in germany
cool beans, literally
Nah, not my style
sunny, they say
Very nice 👍
HAMBURG
hamburger
It feels more like 17-19 degrees right now
🍔
hamburber
I am on my way right now.
Having some WURST in HAMBURG 
the weather being so cold right now is especially annoying just because two weeks ago it was fucking 20c AND the central heating was burning like there's no tomorrow
and now it's neither
This is so sad
Have you tried using all that excess gas?
that sounds like a threat
GHOST
Not at all, I grill and you may enjoy too 🤝

I've considered turning up a stove just for the warmth, but it may be considered a hate crime against Europeans

hi
Me that one time when I got shitfaced drunk
(I never drank alcohol again)
Odds on I manage to make a base without getting beamed tmr?
Hi maja
that last time i got shit faced i got kicked out for leaning on the bar 
now i just smoke shisha with my middle eastern buddies at uni 
This is how it must have started for the Egyptians and their cat worshipping
The emotes, the cat memes
It is so over. . .
WE ARE SO BACK YOU MEAN 
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Hi gtanil Hi bz11k
alpha male when a gamma male walks in
me but my dog
that food deffo has aids
Another day, another patriotic Ukrainian song 🫡
no he is mechalin cook 5 star 
no
Monkelin
he is hiv positive
not the same thing pal
its time to monkey around
ooh ooh ah ah
🫵😐
you jellatoius you not cook such delicious meal as he cook 🖕
ill cook the monkey

What the fuck
😐
don't say that again
you can be next
mwadi the silly
YES
business is booming
indeed
And saved, ty good sir
I'm a good supplier of silly coconut doggies
you are indeed
true
I've had enough
here is one that is totally not old as shit (as you can see from the date)
I invoke thee oh buffed finn!
see yall later im gonna pull up to the battlefield like that capybara be pullin up to the after party
seeya llama
without further adieu 🫴 
skrill isue 
bz11k#9693, what the fuck
Desert is just the ocean without water
😐
sounds fun
can u ping people when doing that
i was gone for hours when you wrote that-
😐
are u ok
I'm gonna ping you to say no
samee
oh god it's real
no

fuck u
once again the most unhinged person here exposes himself
cursed being of scorching light
What are you talking about
Yeah
yoooo

wtf someone in the vc knew me
like IRL?
Yeah it was me lmfao
oh :c
ive seen you mentioned here like 500 times
Sorry to spook ya lol
Because he always causes trouble
Yeah
Untrue
it's fine, i love u too ;3
Ive only been muted 3 times
I was not referring to you
i think hes talking about me
@stone blade balkan wisdom
Oh my bad
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heavy banger
Hi @heady crow
@runic kernel hi
hi
hi maja
Кот
Pisica
i thought that was stepan for a second
stepan? I know him
he is me
goodbye I have dictionary to do
dictionary
Kot
Hi Ivan Hi Ledy
Котка

Mačka
Kotik
Kass
Кот
its just on xbox bro
маца
cya next month
this is the reason why i couldn't play forza 4
кисик
котэ
кошара
Go next
ant-propelled download
котарак
кисуня
Кот, кошка, котик, киска, котяра, котофей, кисуня, кисуля, кошечка, котейка, котя

❤️
yeah same here
me with gta
yes
did you already meet cheaters or people on flying bikes that oneshot you?
nope
surprisingly
really???
there was one incident where someone was somehow spamming loud sounds
probably a cheater
but noone rly cared
theres a way of making private sessions that work normally, not limited at all compared to the default private ones
but idk how
:wicked:
wait
WAIT
FUCK
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@mint mist
I missed it
Fuck
its back to normal
oh he really did
wow
i wanna see thew hoel run not just the fuckign ending toh
what a spoiler
theres a vid 8 min long on after what he said after it but- i still wanan see the whole seed
forsen can do 14 wtih his luck
i found the timestamp
Minecraft Skeleton
what's that
just a link, maybe madi needed it
Yes
forza horizon 4 is awesome
must be the sun storm fucking with microsofts bandwidth throttling software
yes yes
withm y supra
i got 1 supra for drifting 1 supra for zooming
both goes fast
but the one for zooming i saw 430 kms with it
You playing with gamepad?
keyboard
racing game?
forza horizon is not a racing game its actually a sims game
Hi, whatsup
you mean sims as in Sims 3? 
yes
lol
forza is just like that
waaaa i wanna download 3 games but i have space for maybe one or 2 :c
Gods I hate Twitch
void
Doing good, laying down some hardwood flooring rn so maybe our attic will be done soon enough 😭
Wbu ted, how you doing?
you don't have to tell the gods that
demands sacrifice
buy me candy please
Getting groomed already? Damn
They need to know.
They need to understand my bottomless seething rage against the things they allow.
Good luck bro, wish you a lot of success 💪
left lane is a bunch of cheaters
damn squid game going hard
no and i do not want to
another poor fool going down the pipeline
"i do not want to"
Ayy im happy to hear that dude, all that hard work will pay off soon enough. You deserve it anyways
The promotion part is lucky for you atleast xd. Hopefully you wont fuck up as he did :p
Do not chastise the man, he is committed to #🎪bruh-fart
y'all didn't heard this from me but word around Bulgaria Ivan has a fat cock
such information has not reached me, and i live in bulgaria, cite your sources
my source is CIA munitions handbook
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This user has no infractions.
Falco
inb4 check my infractions
Why is he muted
Foap
Falco
He made anti LGBT remarks, I believe
How are you doing today good sir
@grizzled meadow also finally i can downlaod forza 4 in normal internet speed

I need to check xelA logs then
I think it was a bit stretched
@fleet reef 
but idk
The mute certainly was a bit stretched
Is it too early for me to post a oott meme
But he takes it like a champ 💪
even tho its not thursday
@grizzled meadow How are you today Long John Falco [1984] 🏴 ☠️
didnt he get muted because he was trying to evade being exiled?
Read what I said in there
you want to have access to rp chat?
damn some masochists go real far
you wont understand 
rp chat when someone posts their 4000 word long bloodsucker fetish fanfiction
Role evasion
I'm surprise skomegam didn't
him
man holy shit earthquakes are really scary
every time i get in my bed i have thoughts about what if a earthquake happens and i got stuck under the rubble
I think you need meds for that
did you into therapy? PTSD fucks with you in lots of ways
i mean i do have a therapist
but this is new
i actually listen to videos a lot while sleeping to prevent overthinking something
whitebeard is so cool 🤩
i am sick of seeing porn in fo4 modding discords
Pornography. . .
i know a guy that added rape mods to his fallout 4 game for the realism
i will not elobrate further
but this isn't like porn mods
its softcore gqy porn
yeah thats like 4 mins bro
at least it lasts longer than me in bed

his female character surrendered anytime she fought raiders, his reasoning for these additions is that "he is into the psychological aspect"


"into the psychological aspect" Nah bro, you just wanna watch her get raped don't lie
the 20th-21st of February were glorious days
but they do not compare to the 23rd
What the fuck
😐
My thoughts exactly
bro falco has evolved a lot over the thousands of years he lived
he used to be part of my arma 3 unit until he threatened the head mod by saying he would "find where he lives and plant cp on his pc and then call the police on him" because the head mod told him to finish his mission or delay it
💯

What fucken nutcase is that
He should be in a psych ward
he lived in china for 5 years
real👆
i'm right here, c'mon do it
i had the idea of beating vanilla fallout 4
then i remembered
its the most boring thing on the planet
kinda sad he got banned since his stalker missions were banger
i can post a meme of fish sucking down a giant eel
I hate that goddamn fox or wolf or whatever the fuck it is
I literally could not go back after installing mods for the first time
Arma stalker missions?
i beated vanilla twice
and it wasn't even vanilla
brother 🤝
yeh
hemlo all
it was modded with custom power armors and other armors
hellow
That sounds fun asf
I heard of ARMstalker
a arma 3 mod
seems fun
we need a execution
they were, he played a lot with the fact we were close to the center, and the fact that we bypassed the scorcher and it wasnt deactivated
I haven't beaten fallout 4 once, period 
I see
i like flyinf gorilla the game with a flying gorilla
i beated it twice with mods
right now if i play fallout
gori-san?
only for taking screenshots
well done enough that we had difficulty guessing whether that was just psy shit or it was an actual enemy
and the best part is, we were bandits

Y'know I really just want a coop stalker game or mod
I've got ARMSTALKER for arma
but the thing is its all in russian
so we not only dealt with monolith and psy hallucinations, we also had to scavenge gear, so there were several friendly fire incidents
because all of us yoinked monolith gear the moment we could
stalcraft
stalcraft fuckin sucks bro
Hi llama
I heard StalkerZ for Dayz is good, but apparently you gotta join the disc and get whitelisted n shit
which i cbf

through my 180 hours of experience i can say, its bad
Stalcraft had potential, too bad honestly
horrible balance, game is reliant on pvp and yet gives no rewards for it
Hi Falco
and because of how short the ttk is, and that headshots just pierce armor, with how big heads are, pvp fights just bog down to who shoots first
otherwise I will have to resort to mods for other games
true
Fuck it
I miight give ARMSTALKER a go rn
game could be fun if the TTK was double what it is
see if its good
and dayz = buying a game
TTK = ?
Time to kill
Man spitting facts
how long it takes upon you shooting someone for them to die
falco didn't know what TTK was?
high fire rate weapons like the val dominated and thats all everyone fuckin used
Roblox stalker RP games 
there was no point to using bolt action snipers since a headshot wasnt an instakill with them
the vintorez was gods most cursed weapon
cus for some reason they gave it a higher headshot damage multiplier
fuck it
has anyone got any good coop survival games
that are like purely coop
no PVP
uhh
Forest
helldivers - odsts from star wars but also starship troopers
Sons of the forest
payday 2
l4d2
vermintide 2, dont get darktide yet
kf2
Project Zomboid
Preferably like post apocalypse
Already have it
minecraft
based game
I don't play multiplayer games
unturned comes to mind but it has pvp
damn we'll never play together then
which you fight ai alongside other players
but why
Tabletop Simulator
ground branch
because he wants to have fun when he plays games
DEEP ROCK GALACTIC
Lets go play UNO
c'mon he was in VC with us when we were playing battlebit
at this point its just better for me to search steam
that shit was fun
its slowly dying
im in a coop focused discord server. we closed our pve server awhile ago bcs nobody plays anymore
idk, i constantly see people playing it
nowadays we just play random shit like arma, drg, warno, etc
do not mention warno in my presence
falco just hates us tbh
I don't like them... I prefer singleplayer games
piece of shit game

i play in SEA and i mostly see the same people every night
thats because you play in south east asia bro, there are like 20 people there
bold of you to assume falco knows how to play chess

I'm very on the fence about getting dayz
I've bought it and refunded it twice because I was actual hot dogshit, but I do really wanna try the stalkerz server
just get a NieR game and look at all the fanservice and the clusterfuck of a story it is
Wait for a sale then get it, it's almost always half off on key resellers
hmmmmmmmm
hiii kat
me fr fr fr with my 206
man Jean-Claude is giant meme now
Anyone seen any good upcoming survival games?
real
salutations, fellow brainfart dwellers
Hello
Pretty much every worthwhile survival game is several years old
The survival genre in general releases a lot of trash with very rare gold
i suggest not caring about genres, only care about rating
Zomboid, seven days to die, Minecraft,
Zomboid ofc
zomboid is great but multiplayer is still slightly janky
Subnautica
Based game as always
modded minecraft
Yeah we can count that as a separate game
modded skyrim
Don't starve
See I would just play Rust with the lads but they all say no :(
The long dark etc
See I would just play with the lads but they all say no :(
@grizzled meadow
Precisly
none of them will buy Rust :(
I would play with the lads but my entire friend group started playing warno
And they won't fuckin play anything else
I wouldn't buy rust either
Im all for co-op, but not pvp
The long drive
Faiir
its toxic
but relaxing at night with the Tuna Can lamps goin
real
Well I think it's about time for a midday nap
hes too busy spending dosh
https://31.media.tumblr.com/ab492bec44034f031b089b4073b7b653/tumblr_n8pwg28KHd1r5rtx7o1_500.gif
like 30 lads pulled up w bats
Damn I hate targeted ads
and she said how did you know i was making tea
this is vibey asf
hello syno
she forgot that she told she was making it 2 seconds ago
hry
me grandma does that
also hello llama
hry
Alo
yeah but this is my mom
its not my grandma
not bad mate
good, good
currently dealing with incompetant airline support again
The worst timeline

down bad
his mute will end in 2 days and 10 hours or smth
XDDD
D
What
oh god command
bro is desperate
i remember playing that
Man, i haven't played this game for a solid half a year
And kinda don't want to after couple of years of added bloat
bloatware?
same i might reinstall if they anouce kf3 tho
Every seasonal update brough worse and worse quality weapons
Some of which became meta
But they feel so shit to use
Map quality plummeted

wait they still create maps i thought community was in charge of that 
to play arma again or not
what must you do to get ads like these bro
idk google loli shit
play genshin impact
Both
Sometimes community, sometimes their own
The ones they add from community botch the fuck out of it
yes
And so the map no longer has the flow and filled with bullshit amount of props
watch monogatari 🤏
watch anime
watch girls last tour
watch cuties
rip it was fun while it lasted
Its still fun to play on legacy maps
isn't this the show that made a remake of katyusha?
no? thats girls und panzer
But there's too many guns with fuck all balance that its kinda hard to try out something new
Without reverting back to using ol reliable loadouts
this is a different one
ah
both of them are war related so i thought they were the same thing
which i had to only play weekly maps cuase my geographical position fucks with latency
i mean, one is about a tank competition and the other is about post apocalyptic survival
both have war crimes
Sakharov : Welcome to my laboratory , stalker !
Now drop your pants
after 2 weeks playing in a big map calls kuso i uninstalled
hope for the day of higher player in my area which no longer is obtainable due to enabling ad blockers, they are all gone

sucks idk
hood irony
im not surprised
fuck im bored
same
Get a new hobby then
I'd pay money to watch alex jones GM a DnD campaign
Yes
yeah
I've wanted to get into it
It mostly depends on how good your DM is
DND is really easy to learn, and since it is a very wide spread system, you can get every book as a pdf

For legal reasons I am not condoning piracy
My game group switched to pf2e after the whole shitfest
Which we all now actually have come to prefer over dnd, since the customization in pf is like a 100 times better
which one?
4

Beamng
major skill issue
i recommend nfs carbon br
and prostreet pepega
Beamng drive is 10/10
it's pretty much just playing pretend while the DM restricts your abilities as much as he can so his story doesn't break. If you get a really good DM they let you get away with wild ideas while still keeping the flow in the correct direction. One time our group basically started a slave trading operation by starting a cult in a town we beat a small boss in, turned the initiates into mindless husks by abusing modify memory and since they technically started following their new masters willingly it doesn't break the code of conduct.
Can I commit war crimes
depends. with DnD you're pretty much bound by code of conduct. so no icky stuff like slavery, sexual abuse of any kind etc...






