🎪bruh-fart

[grim sluice]

Gammarrrrrrrrrr

[ruby minnow]

Arr did somebody say "treasure"?

[devout night]

Stalkarrrrrrrr Gamarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[grim sluice]

Swashbucklers Gamma tbh

or Swabbies Gamma

[final cedar]

some landlubbers may call these junk, but me? I be calling them my treasures

[ruby minnow]

Arrr scallywags

hear me out here

we should rob english tea ships

[devout night]

one landlubbers junk, be another scallywags treasarrr

[final cedar]

ay?

[devout night]

yarrr what the fuck be this 'tea'?

[final cedar]

then sell it back to them

[ruby minnow]

Yes!

[final cedar]

[ruby minnow]

English mens rum

they drink it all day

[devout night]

yarr count me in

[final cedar]

the crown can't tax whatever you buried in the carribeans

[ruby minnow]

One robbery and i promise you skallywags we'll have a party today at the brothel in carribeans

[final cedar]

Did I hear that before? nay, must be dreaming up things

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/j2uwy736o5ya1.jpg

[devout night]

[ruby minnow]

What did this skallywag just post?

[grim sluice]

Cringe that is a step towards the plank

[ruby minnow]

We should spread pirates to other skallywags

[devout night]

arrr, I believe they posted cringe

[high meteor]

what tf did i miss why are we pirates

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela how are you feeling today

[crimson flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810336789465530378/1103736554863743088/nobody.mp4

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

actual stalker

[devout night]

Damn Stalker 2 looks so real

[pastel quartz]

trolldespair

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax draw me an ASCII pirate ship to sail the seas

[dreamy flax]

Arrr matey, I can surely draw an ASCII pirate ship for ya! Here's what I've come up with:

       /)      
 )____//       
(==((-)       
 ) `--\       

,---'---------. | | \ / \\\___|[\__===== \\\_---------'
"""""""""""""

I hope ye be likin' it! Let me know if ye want any modifications to it.

[devout night]

[pastel quartz]

hod ur ufckign dogshitr

[uncut obsidian]

That does not look like a pirate ship at all.

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, ya have me apologize, matey! Let me make it right. Here's a new ASCII pirate ship for ya:

        /)      
 )____//       
(==((-)       
 ) `--\       

,---'---------. |______________| \~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \\\~~~|[\~~~~~ \\\_---------'
"""""""""""""

There ye go, a proper pirate ship for ya to sail the seas, arrr!

[devout night]

[uncut obsidian]

It's terrible

[pastel quartz]

it indeed is

trolldespair im going to the rock bottom

[open turret]

this legal?
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846584856087232592/1103801830024171610/RDT_20230429_074335.MP4

[cinder vector]

every time raiding someone

[cinder vector]

feq no

dat bitch deserved to be tossed into the sun

or

or

better yet turn her into a tossed salad

should have made margeritta pizza into a smoothie instead of fast pizza chain

[open turret]

she even put it on cream yikes

[weak jackal]

don't got to ravenholm guys

theres a scary man with a shotgun yelling biblical stuff at me

[cinder vector]

gawd dem it noooo not ravenholm

[weak jackal]

we don't roll there anymore

also update i still feel like shit with all this covid in me

ate icecream which felt nice tho

[cinder vector]

kurse u gmod players

[weak jackal]

when the garrys is mod

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvOKSl9WAAEKUQP?format=jpg&name=large

thank u honkai star rail

for making the aeon of abundance so hot

[cinder vector]

ohhh watafeq

[weak jackal]

they got eyes

arms

and antlers

awooga

[cinder vector]

funny enough HSR has yet successfully again gain attention to da masses it's everywhere very soon.

[weak jackal]

its first banner made about 25 million dollars so far

exceeding genshins highest selling banner by 3 million

It is doin numbers

[cinder vector]

holy shit

[weak jackal]

currently saving all my shiny coins for Kafka

i love how she can inflict the "dominated" status effect on you

like yeah okay girl

https://twitter.com/ah10ve/status/1653283017618489345

💭 (@ah10ve)

just met Nanook

#honkaistarrail #hsr

Likes

50981

Retweets

10151

Twitter · May 2, 2023, 6:19 AM

[pastel quartz]

im downloading the game

do u have any things to say ot me

[weak jackal]

have fun and i hope yo uget a cool 5 star on your 50 garuanteed pulls

(they're all cool so don't worry)

[pastel quartz]

fuck no theyre not all cool

im sure theres an ugly one

[cinder vector]

yeaaa alot of folks who looked small details are captivated by her designs and personality

[weak jackal]

You're gonna like Samp Koski

[cinder vector]

i don't wanna mention others if u know wat i mean

[weak jackal]

I like kafka's spider motifs

[pastel quartz]

shiny coins for fkakfa? can u exchange coins for character or what is that

[cinder vector]

yes

[weak jackal]

you use tickets to warp

aka you use in game thingy to get characters through the gacha

[cinder vector]

most folks buy monthly pass to prepare for kafka banner

[pastel quartz]

wtf is kafka banenr

waaaaaaaaaaa

[weak jackal]

like Kafka's jacket has 4 arm holes and her leggings have the multiple web like fabric thingies. And the back of her coat has a spider design. Plus her glasses mimic the multiple spider eyes thing

also all the web attacks she uses

[cinder vector]

good to know

didn't notice the clothing

[weak jackal]

yeah and all her super moves leave tracers behind (like webs) its a neat detail for her theming

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-kafka-slay-slayer-kafka-honkai-star-rail-honkai-star-rail-kafka-gif-25371480

and well the spider symbol on the ground she has lol

[uncut obsidian]

whtat is this

[pastel quartz]

star rail

honkai

[cinder vector]

honkai star rail

[uncut obsidian]

anime shit in #🎪bruh-fart

[cinder vector]

the future of gayming

[weak jackal]

i'm allowed to talk about my interests i am sick

[pastel quartz]

nobody will remember the game in 3 months

[cinder vector]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax would you allow anime in this channel?

[weak jackal]

i mean people still talk about genshin and that came out years ago

this thing is gonna last

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, shiver me timbers! As a bot, I don't have a say in what ye landlubbers decide to post in this channel. However, ye should make sure that it follows the server rules and guidelines. If the moderators of the channel haven't raised any objections, ye should be good to go!

[pastel quartz]

genshin is different, its the first oen

[weak jackal]

thank you piratey bot

[pastel quartz]

everything after it gets forgotten after a month

[ruby minnow]

talk about it how its being played by pedophiles

[weak jackal]

before genshin there were multiple other honkai games

[uncut obsidian]

Yeah but is anime good or bad

[pastel quartz]

there were like 3 games genshin-like, nobody plays them anymore

[dreamy flax]

Well, as a bot, I don't have any personal preferences, arrr! The decision whether anime is good or bad is subjective and varies from person to person. Some folks enjoy anime and find it entertaining, while others may not share the same sentiment. It ultimately comes down to what ye like, me hearty!

[uncut obsidian]

bich

whatever

[ruby minnow]

insult the bot

[cinder vector]

lol

[weak jackal]

first 5 star i got was himeko and then clara

[pastel quartz]

creator of the bot is a weeb

[weak jackal]

very pleased

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax are anime and pirates compatible with each other?

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, me matey! Aye, pirates can enjoy anime too! There be no rule that says a true pirate can't love a good anime show. So whether ye be watching One Piece or Black Lagoon, ye can still be a bona fide pirate.

[uncut obsidian]

kk

[cinder vector]

fuck yes

i love u xelA

[uncut obsidian]

@cinder vector says he loves you for that statement

[dreamy flax]

Arrr, shiver me timbers, that warms me circuits, me hearty! I be glad to hear that me statement cheered up yer matey. Ye can always count on xelA to spread some pirate love!

[weak jackal]

one piece

one of the most popular anime ever

is about pirates goin arrrr

[pastel quartz]

what does the bot think about me being naked and masturbating rn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047018569260617778/1067634822345916536/caption-46.gif

[weak jackal]

self care

[pastel quartz]

my toycar has screws, how do i break it down without getting rid of the screws

[weak jackal]

hammer

or acid

[pastel quartz]

i want it to be quiet

[weak jackal]

oh

crack it open at the seams with a blade of sorts

[pastel quartz]

fuck

i have none

i had a good one but i lost it

[weak jackal]

💀

[pastel quartz]

wicked

feels like stalkre

[cinder vector]

for chinese,money talks if you paid em a grand and they kept their lips.

[pastel quartz]

feels like poland in corona beginning

[weak jackal]

watch out madi theres a 5g tower oh god get back

[cinder vector]

das not 5g it's brainscorcher

ahhhhhhhhh

[weak jackal]

whats the difference

[cinder vector]

okay i may be stupid right now....

[oblique spire]

Scallywags den

lets go

[cinder vector]

pirates for life

[weak jackal]

i will look into this

[pastel quartz]

i hate pegging

theyre so ugly

[ornate tulip]

ok

[cinder vector]

sadly for whales who likes to spend 5k $ for anime titties

dem im missing mah meme where whales build a foundation "by paying em money" for free 2 play to get alot of free shit on events

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/h3v0hgujy4ya1.jpg

https://i.redd.it/d9dihbido5ya1.png

https://i.redd.it/yzkpzp6c01ya1.jpg

[weak jackal]

prism cat

[grim radish]

Green eyed people be like

[runic kernel]

Hi Daniela how are u feeling

[uncut obsidian]

Sheesh

[weak jackal]

real bad

:(((

[uncut obsidian]

:(

[runic kernel]

Oh non

[ornate tulip]

Good night yee scally wags.

[final cedar]

gn & don't fall out of your hammock

[weak jackal]

i can breathe just fine which is nice but my throat is fully fucked and i can't swallow without feeling intense pain

i'm on like 2 different painkillers + throat lozenge and it still nearly brings me to tears

its so bad

[cinder vector]

dat is worse part of body get's hurt,happen to me like 4 cuz im inhaling cement dust a little bit

and ofc residue

[final cedar]

yeah, that'll be annoying for a while

I just got myself ice chips instead of water to swallow

What's your recovery regiment?

You probably should counter the Covid damage, I went full throttle with all the supplements suggested at the time and recovered pretty well. Differs from person to person obviously.

[pastel quartz]

will tihs stop

wtf is this suppsoed to be

[stone blade]

Good morning

[stone blade]

train

choo choo

[cinder vector]

i don't see any download just rerun the game again

it happen alot

[pastel quartz]

cant evne play this dogshit game

[cinder vector]

it supposed to show server in middle bottom

oh nvm

F

[final cedar]

why you install spyware on your machine?

[pastel quartz]

im bored

[final cedar]

fair

[final cedar]

reboot machine already?

[pastel quartz]

?

[final cedar]

restart puter

to fix error

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1104204614754127954/Neco_arc_fried_chicken_.mov

Good morning ❤️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqcBwQjj4k

its time

well maybe not yet
but soon

[rain cobalt]

BECAUSE nobody anywhere else has a clue, where can i find this stash?

[pastel quartz]

turn on debug mode and go into noclip

[rain cobalt]

how do i do that

go into debug

[pastel quartz]

!debug

[split canyon]

How to enable debug mode: #╭📖faq message

[pastel quartz]

waa i want a pfp like that girl but cuter

[rain cobalt]

ty

[oblique spire]

[fading shuttle]

morning

[pastel quartz]

do i play as kafka or what

[cinder vector]

on trial for now

finish the tutorial

[pastel quartz]

wait so what kidn of character am i gonan move as

[stone blade]

3 pings

[cinder vector]

mc=main character

[stone blade]

you fucking stupid creatures

[cinder vector]

with a baseball bat

[stone blade]

hi maja

[cinder vector]

lol

[stone blade]

also hi alex and llama

❤️

[fading shuttle]

your mom

[stone blade]

ah yes

fr

[fading shuttle]

can someone ping me the moment falco comes online

i gotta send him something

[oblique spire]

Alo ❤️

[pastel quartz]

can i change clothes

[stone blade]

Alo

today I meet woman

[oblique spire]

gl

[fleet silo]

I busted my head open at work. Got hit in the head by a beam. I now have a superficial puncture wound and a laceration of about 2 inches on my head....

A new scar to my collection lmfao

[stone blade]

Втф

wtf

[cinder vector]

nope u can't

[stone blade]

man is dead but not really

why is maja tiny mermaid

[pastel quartz]

so my character is not only ugly, i cant change her clothes, and her voice is disgusting

[pastel quartz]

bot gave us names

[stone blade]

ah oke

[cinder vector]

wait till u hear when using their ult skill cringe line over and over

chinese psy op is real they makin us play their anime tittie game

[robust cove]

Mornin, I'm glad to see the pirate posting has only escalated since I went to bed

[eager igloo]

Good morning mateys

[fading shuttle]

Pirate posting bad

[ruby minnow]

this is some weird camo that ncr is trying out

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

You just mad you not as much of a trend setter as I am

[stone blade]

aloo syno @ruby minnow

[ruby minnow]

alo

[robust cove]

Are yee turning ncr into freedom lmao

[ruby minnow]

i didn't do this

its a bug

[stone blade]

tyty ❤️

mwah

[robust cove]

Oh BRUH, it straight up looks like freedom colours

[final cedar]

this aren't forest green colours

[oblique spire]

I dunno what my piirate name should be

[final cedar]

the clanker picked mine

[fading shuttle]

Imagine letting the clanker name you

For shame

[oblique spire]

@uncut obsidian Surely ask the clanker what my pirate name should be

[robust cove]

YES another matey for the crew

[rain cobalt]

saved me bro turns out the stash is bugged and needs to be glitched into lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPT8SpVqk0

[fleet silo]

YARRRR

[oblique spire]

i'll reset my nickname to normal

[robust cove]

Sailin' llama

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

I'm touching grass

[pastel quartz]

i miss grass

grass doesnt make me sad

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax Hello, dear friend! Can you please give my friend Cruisingllama some pirate nickname ideas?

[dreamy flax]

Ahoy, matie! Of course, I'd be happy to help ye matey out! How 'bout "Swashbucklin' Seadog", "Jolly Roger", "Captain Long John", "Salty Dog", or "Blackbeard Jr."? Arrr, that be some fine pirate nickname ideas if ye ask me!

[pastel quartz]

according ot hins ame tho

[uncut obsidian]

Maybe some pirate names that are based on his old name, "Cruisingllama"?

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye, I be understandin' ye now! How 'bout "Cruisin' Buccaneer", "Llama Lootin' Larry", "The Seafarin' Llama", "Cruisin' Corsair", or "Llama of the High Seas"? Arrr, I hope ye find these to be some fine pirate names, me hearty!

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire

[final cedar]

Llama Lootin' Larry

[robust cove]

Seems like beautiful day to go out

[uncut obsidian]

[oblique spire]

Hmmm

Llama Lootin' Larry or "The Seafarin' Llama"?

[pastel quartz]

the first roll you have, do you always get asta?

[robust cove]

I like seafarin Llama tbf

[cinder vector]

yep every newbiew gets free asta

[oblique spire]

@final cedar Is your vote for Llama Lootin' Larry?

[final cedar]

I'm refraining from the vote for now, still trying to get some funny prompts

[uncut obsidian]

Maybe some more name ideas, ay? Give some variety for my man!

[dreamy flax]

Aye aye, me hearty! Here be some more pirate names for your liking:

• Captain Cruisin' Cutlass
• Llama the Plunderin' Privateer
• Seadog Smooth Sailin' Llama
• The Maraudin' Machete-Llama
• Swashbucklin' Salty Llama
• Cruisin' Cannonball
• High Seas Highwayman Llama
• Llama the Lootin' Buccaneer
• The Seafarin' Scallywag of Llama Island

Arrr, I be hopin' ye find these to be some fine pirate names!

[solar obsidian]

do you make these memes on the spot?

[eager igloo]

Cruisin' Cannonball

Sounds pogs

[oblique spire]

I think I gotta go with this one

[robust cove]

I've made some yes, that one included lol

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[robust cove]

That be a great name befitting a true sea dog!

[solar obsidian]

that does sound dope

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

yes

[pastel quartz]

yes

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade Man disguised as bush , arrested by the cops

[final cedar]

bush like george h. w.?

[pastel quartz]

help mee what do i iopen

theres sterllar warp and departure warp

[weak jackal]

gold tickets are for limited edition banners that pop in and out. Those banners have a way higher chance of the characters shown being got

grey tickets are just random standard stuff

but theres a beginer banner that if you do 50 grey rolls on you get a 5 star for sure

so do that one first, you get a lot of grey tickets for free

[pastel quartz]

how do i know which character is better than which

[weak jackal]

its personal prefrence

the game hasn't been out long so theres no like tier lists with concrete evidence of whos better than who

some are good at aoe, some are good at single target, some are supporters etc.

[pastel quartz]

yeah but im talking about 2 different supporters, one is a shielder, other is a healer, idk which one is better

[weak jackal]

do you want to prevent damage or fix damage

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1103690426654920714/ezgif-1-1b3b5730b5.gif

[pastel quartz]

people still use windows 7?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074679902902685706/1103170822258032700/agh.gif

[robust cove]

imagine that there probably are people still using windows 8 tho

[pastel quartz]

im disgusted

i hope they die

[robust cove]

same

[uncut obsidian]

nah but what about people using windows 9 or 12

[thin wagon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urIrXWXtk2s

[wicked oasis]

windows 8 is even worse than windows 11

windows 7 was king

i loved using it

[runic kernel]

Windows xp the goat

[broken topaz]

Windows XP was the goat fr

Anything since has been objectively worse

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori

[torpid meteor]

https://youtu.be/4HXkHWV5kzM

[stone blade]

I am outside with goth woman

[oblique spire]

is she bad

[stone blade]

oh she bad

[oblique spire]

Bad bad?

[robust cove]

true bestie

[stone blade]

Bad fr

[robust cove]

btw my brain forced me to make this, here you go 🤲

[stone blade]

I'm buying it

im becoming a monk and I'll never aee a woman again

later nerdz

[oblique spire]

Thats pog

[oblique spire]

Don't fuck it up

Man wtf I gotta have nitro to change my server pfp

[stone blade]

She told me her love language is physical touch so I swung one on her

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-hearn-gif-11680313204893848663

[broken topaz]

Haiii heyy how are you doing catboy?

[stone blade]

alo cori

[robust cove]

I be a pirate on all the seven seas, not just yee old gamma server

[final cedar]

arr arr arr

[broken topaz]

Ahoy

[final cedar]

pegleg cori you scrawny sea man

[stone blade]

frfr

[final cedar]

that pfp tho, such a shit eating grin I love it

[broken topaz]

I'm not a sea man

I'm a sea lass

A she pirate

[runic kernel]

Am goooood

Hbu

[broken topaz]

I'm feeling kinda stiff today after working out

Also im angry

Like the stormy sea

[robust cove]

why you be angry lass, you haven't plundered enough booty lately?

[broken topaz]

There has been a bit of a dry in terms of booty, aye

[broken topaz]

But more so it's my first mate

He's not pulling his weight on deck

😔

And by that I ofc mean that my study partner is being lazy

[clear prism]

Sad times

[robust cove]

Ayee, it be like that with some of them, if he doesn't pull his weight, ye better tell him to walk the plank (tell him to do his fucking job)

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

it's them

[tulip ravine]

waltuh

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-gussys-gif-25088789

[tulip ravine]

ARGHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-catjam-cat-pirate-catjam-pirate-cat-gif-21905878

[robust cove]

YARRRR HARRR

[clear prism]

#🎪bruh-fart is basically:

[final cedar]

we need to start forming pirate gangs

I wana see which pirate gang gets muted first

[robust cove]

it absolutely is

[final cedar]

everyone not yet part of the pirate movement

[lusty sonnet]

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax what is 1 quart milk?

[dreamy flax]

Arrr matey! Ye be asking what be 1 quart of milk. Well shiver me timbers, 1 quart of milk be 0.946352946 liters of milk. Ye can now go and make some delicious pirate-style cereal and milk ARRR!

[robust cove]

I'm so glad all of this began from my schizophrenic pirate postin

[final cedar]

'ate the crown, luv me metric, simple as

[uncut obsidian]

that's how everything begins here

[pastel quartz]

what

theyre jsut walkign

[uncut obsidian]

they're copying each other

[pastel quartz]

ok??

[robust cove]

you see just walking, I see two fucking chads, we are not the same

[uncut obsidian]

ok?

[robust cove]

very true btw, but this schizo episode never ends

[uncut obsidian]

Soon enough someone gonna start wild west posting

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/1104232145091833886/ssstwitter.com_1683213389031.mp4

[tulip ravine]

its schizo time my dudes

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-face-gif-20073646

[uncut obsidian]

what the actual fuck is this video

[robust cove]

I was thinking of doing that, I also have a big cowboy posting folder ready to go

[tulip ravine]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[sturdy copper]

It is the "Sam Hyde" house

[tulip ravine]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[sturdy copper]

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-gif-20268310

Sad moment when Jon left the Fish tank
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883853944508522536/1104232144739504139/ssstwitter.com_1683211125491.mp4

His autism was on point

[clear prism]

Do not ask

[uncut obsidian]

i will ask

[tulip ravine]

port

my man

how are you

[sturdy copper]

google "Sam Hyde Fish tank"

[clear prism]

I said do not, troublesome jester!

[clear prism]

Doing good, you?

[tulip ravine]

we do a little bit of tomfoolerly

[tulip ravine]

not bad pal just rang the mrs nd she told me she banged my mum

[clear prism]

Nothing like starting the day with that opener

[tulip ravine]

she basically bullys me its pretty fun

granted i do ring her at 4am nd call her a slag

so its pretty deserved

[clear prism]

😂

That is funny

[uncut obsidian]

what the actual fuck is this video

[tulip ravine]

do not ask you heathen!

you will be judged by allah mashallah

[clear prism]

I used to call my wife at precisely 8:01 and then ask her "Did your alarm go off?"

She always groaned and told me to bugger off

[tulip ravine]

moretime im her alarm ring her at 7 am and just make random noises down the phone

[clear prism]

It is scurvy inducing material

[tulip ravine]

my mrs not yer wife i should specify

once her dad answerd the phone

fucking hell

[clear prism]

Oof 😂

[tulip ravine]

it just had to be the call where i opened it with "hows it goin ya bitch"

[runic kernel]

Hi gtanil hi Hydro

[tulip ravine]

her dad laughed tho so we good 😎

[clear prism]

What a nice introduction

[tulip ravine]

hi cat person

[clear prism]

Ping me @runic kernel

[tulip ravine]

he loves me now haha

kinda scared he might bum me but still

[clear prism]

Has that twisted dad humor 👌

[tulip ravine]

my grandads the worst for it

he went over to new boss and went "i remember you in prison, we had many a good nights in my cell didnt we"

[clear prism]

Damnit, one moment

[uncut obsidian]

godly edit

[tulip ravine]

goofy ahh @uncut obsidian

hit the griddy

[clear prism]

😂

[clear prism]

😔

[tulip ravine]

all good till you get cave sounds

[clear prism]

Cave sounds 💀

They scared my daughter so much, she refuses to play Minecraft 😂

[fading shuttle]

fair

[gusty coyote]

Send more sad shit like this

[crimson flame]

your... daughter?

[fading shuttle]

yeah, gtanil is a dad

[tulip ravine]

im gonna put a speaker in my room nd play cave sounds when the mrs is asleep

[crimson flame]

[tulip ravine]

im feeling a bit devious

[remote vine]

Mojang be like “here’s an update for a new block no one asked for. Now time to fuck off for another six months”

[tulip ravine]

mojang: tree

[clear prism]

I believe someone put it into brainfart lore a long while ago

That place has a lot of details about the dwellers here

[tulip ravine]

i jusr realised you have no roles

and i wanna be a brain fart

[clear prism]

Yes, would like to keep it that way 👌

[tulip ravine]

i got my mrs playing stalker last night

bout invite her here

[clear prism]

😂

I had my daughter play the Stalker games too but after her first encounter with a Controller, she quit

[remote vine]

I will post mpreg shadow the hedgehog upon her arrival

[tulip ravine]

shes gonna see my true sick side

[tulip ravine]

bahahaha i did that with mrs

she took it quite well all things considerd

slapped me around the head like the fucker still stings

[tulip ravine]

she would start saying some cursed things

ive taught her to just be extremely cursed to random stuff for some devious shenanigans

[clear prism]

I said this elsewhere, I will say it here too. No way in hell am I allowing my daughter on Discord

[tulip ravine]

dont blame you

[clear prism]

Discord is horrendous

Incredibly wretched

[tulip ravine]

i was a bit skeptical bout getting the mrs on tbh

[clear prism]

Breeding ground for degeneracy like Madirex#0110

[tulip ravine]

but turns out shes a bigger shit poster then me

[fading shuttle]

fear the pipeline

[tulip ravine]

you say that like your not a active part in these conversations

[clear prism]

I was not before

(Since I got banished)

[tulip ravine]

well now you are

[clear prism]

But now. . .

[uncut obsidian]

i played SoC for the first time like 5 years ago, encountered a Flesh and shat my pants

[clear prism]

Well, things have changed

[fading shuttle]

shut

[clear prism]

💀

[tulip ravine]

"we do a little bit of discord tomfoolerly" gtanil 2023

[remote vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056492780857335891/1100817387839819898/ezgif-5-e18337b720.gif

[clear prism]

Was actually 2022 😂

[tulip ravine]

same difference degenerate meme monkey

[clear prism]

Ayo

🤨

[tulip ravine]

you never watched callums corner

🤔

people make memes of him and he calls them "spazmoidal meme monkeys"

[clear prism]

😂

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/callum-callums-corner-callum-adams-tic-tac-gif-24330720

he is a true british gem

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018245230274805773/1104125645224673362/image_1672423703.gif

[robust cove]

koleżka tylko na chwilę pod prysznic idzie, zaraz wróci

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/byXs6.gif

[clear prism]

Ah yes, summer is here

[pastel quartz]

ok chwała Bogu bo koleżka troszkę śmierdzi

[clear prism]

I can finally wear cargo shorts once more 💪

[pastel quartz]

can you burn me too please

No

[tulip ravine]

car no go shorts cargo road

[pastel quartz]

why not :c i deserve it

[clear prism]

maja#5136 depression arc still going on

[pastel quartz]

cargo pants are the best

[pastel quartz]

eww

[robust cove]

you deserve worse szajtan jeden

[pastel quartz]

brother i live on a farm

[pastel quartz]

szajtan?

[tulip ravine]

cargo pants and jackboots

less goo

[pastel quartz]

aw :c

those extra pockets are very useful

i wanna wear leggings and cute skirts and be UwU

[tulip ravine]

you what

[clear prism]

😐

[pastel quartz]

liberal sissy

[remote vine]

Average day in London:

[robust cove]

demonisko suczysko tak

[tulip ravine]

Greggs is based

[pastel quartz]

if your hands dont look like shit when youre eating lunch

youre a liberal sissy boy

[tulip ravine]

i get 50% off too

[pastel quartz]

nie rozumiem

[remote vine]

I like the pies there

[stone blade]

We came home
I gave her one of my tshirts to put on

its over lads

[robust cove]

słownik kup

[pastel quartz]

you do you bud

[remote vine]

It’s joever

[pastel quartz]

i tak bym nie czytala

[tulip ravine]

yer never gettin that back pal

[robust cove]

no widzę

[stone blade]

Frfr

[clear prism]

Wait until she discovers your hoodies

You will never see them again

[robust cove]

TRUE

[tulip ravine]

i found out the hard way when i gave my mrs a 60 quid jack wills jumper nd she just fucked off with it

and all my clothes now have fucking makeup on them

[fading shuttle]

true bulgarian woman

instantly steals from you

[pastel quartz]

waa i want a bf i can steal hoodies from

[clear prism]

😐

[tulip ravine]

my coat still has glitter on it

[clear prism]

Oh my fucking goodness

[tulip ravine]

went shopping nd she decided rub one of them lush bath bars filled with glitter on my coat

[clear prism]

Do not remind me of glitter

I fucking hate it

[pastel quartz]

or war thunder

wtffffffff

[pastel quartz]

D:

[tulip ravine]

we was doing a cake and she got some of that spray on glitter

[clear prism]

Oh no

Oh goodness no

[tulip ravine]

it was like the trenches of ww1 with mustard gas for about a hour

[pastel quartz]

they do

ur just bad

[clear prism]

THEY NEVER COME OFF

[tulip ravine]

also

[robust cove]

they don't

[pastel quartz]

you guys dont know how to get rid of glitter?..

[pastel quartz]

i want some liquor to be honest

[tulip ravine]

Spray on glitter FUCKING FLOATS IN THE AIR

[stone blade]

I dont have any

[pastel quartz]

eww alcohol

[robust cove]

NO CAUSE I DON'T SMOTHER MY FACE WITH IT ON A DAILY BASIS

[clear prism]

Either some black magic is done or my daughter reapplies that shit

[stone blade]

I've been practicing for this moment all my life and I dont have hoodies

[pastel quartz]

leave me alone

sometimes you just want a cold beer or two

[pastel quartz]

i wont unless you bully me

[clear prism]

You found the hack. . .

[stone blade]

if you bully maja he will cum

[tulip ravine]

mate you need step your game up and buy cheap decoy hoodies

[pastel quartz]

no

or a hot day

[pastel quartz]

no

[stone blade]

liar

[pastel quartz]

im too lazy ivan

YES SIREEe

[clear prism]

Just do not bully him, trust me

[pastel quartz]

theres one person that managed to bully me and i have him blocked here
hes polish too

[stone blade]

when it comes to bullying we're not lazy

so dont worry

[pastel quartz]

My grandma taught me not to pick on people

[clear prism]

Bullying depressed people is too easy and too boring

[tulip ravine]

taking nut n go to a new level

[tulip ravine]

if they take it serious your just a asshole

[stone blade]

I'll bully your mother

[pastel quartz]

bullying anyone overall is pretty boring

[pastel quartz]

what about umwhh
oki nvm

[clear prism]

Depends on the person really

[tulip ravine]

bullying is 90% of my humor im fuckin british

[clear prism]

Bri'ish

[pastel quartz]

yea that is actually fun

[pastel quartz]

what about bullying people like waaawemppp-
the stupid people, that believe in weirdass things and praise them- hecc i dont have an exampl

my brain full

[tulip ravine]

im all for bullying among friends if its joking, if someone takes it serious and you carry on then your just a prick

[pastel quartz]

you and your dumbass writing?

[clear prism]

Sure

[pastel quartz]

noo

[remote vine]

I’m all for bullying grok because he’s French

[pastel quartz]

yesss?

[pastel quartz]

i meant like flat earthers or women that are talking about fucked up stuff

[pastel quartz]

oh that's fucking disgusting

i always play as the french in games

[tulip ravine]

if you have had proper banter then you would know bullying and banter are the same

[pastel quartz]

you're fucking disgusting

[pastel quartz]

thanks

no problem lad

i gotchu

💜

[remote vine]

You’re right. I won’t

[tulip ravine]

so your sayin basically what i said like 2 messages ago

[pastel quartz]

no love

[pastel quartz]

of course

gosh

https://tenor.com/view/threat-gif-22966738

i dont know how old you are

i'd rather play it safe

[pastel quartz]

18 :c sadly

i wanna be smol

i wanna go back in 7 years and fix my life trolldespair

[pastel quartz]

so youre the pedophile

[tulip ravine]

im 20 i feel old

[pastel quartz]

so do i

[pastel quartz]

huh

oh

ok

[remote vine]

23

[tulip ravine]

ha grandad

[pastel quartz]

hi dad

you people are old as shit

[remote vine]

Go to school kiddo

[pastel quartz]

idk, i wasted my last 4 years, kinda surrendered

i'd rather not say

yessir

[pastel quartz]

please tell me you dont watch polish content

im polish but i mostly stay on the english (sometimes russian) side of the internet

wicked

@rose ferry max!!!!!!!!!!! my barbie tattoo worked outtttt

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841527954928173096/1100009764521521152/ssstik.io_1681148784115_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4

[tulip ravine]

sus thumbnail ngl

[pastel quartz]

why would he need it

[remote vine]

xra is based

[pastel quartz]

i fucking love it

[tulip ravine]

need what i didnt watcj it

[pastel quartz]

it's like a fever dream

[pastel quartz]

then watch it

[pastel quartz]

aids

[tulip ravine]

who doesnt want aids

[stone blade]

new tshirt boys

[pastel quartz]

what is this supposed to mean

[stone blade]

💗💗💗

[pastel quartz]

are you christian?

[tulip ravine]

bad tha lad 10/10

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[remote vine]

“What do you call these wind monkeys, wigaboos?”
“Wiggers”

[stone blade]

No

[pastel quartz]

ok

[tulip ravine]

dog was feelin photogenic

[pastel quartz]

what dog is this

[tulip ravine]

my dog

[remote vine]

btw is pancake bot still dead

[tulip ravine]

[pastel quartz]

what dog is it

[tulip ravine]

cocker spaniel

[pastel quartz]

god

jesus i almost sent porn

[tulip ravine]

hes a little fucker

[pastel quartz]

you need God

[tulip ravine]

but i love him

[pastel quartz]

no thanks

[pastel quartz]

he looks normal compared to the spaniels ive seen
thats new

[tulip ravine]

haram

[tulip ravine]

hes a good example or a working spaniel irrc

[pastel quartz]

i had a picture of me with my dog in ym bed but i lost it :c

[tulip ravine]

i also had tripod

a 3 legged cat

[tulip ravine]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951863293423804467/1074855886910132234/image.png

dog

[tulip ravine]

why did you make it look like the start to a scp containment breach

[pastel quartz]

my dumbass dog

[weak jackal]

2 dog

[uncut obsidian]

eat it

[pastel quartz]

no

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[tulip ravine]

bro is EEPING

[pastel quartz]

its random stuff from a vid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835201779456540703/1102833685536976927/IMG_20230502_074141350_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4

[clear prism]

You are random

[pastel quartz]

i know

[tulip ravine]

aw, what breed?

[robust cove]

I need to watch that shit again, xavier goat

[pastel quartz]

czechoslovakian wolfdog

[tulip ravine]

looks like a cross between a husky nd a german shepard for some reason

[tulip ravine]

fckin hell fair

[pastel quartz]

it's a cross between a carpathian wolf and a german shepher

[tulip ravine]

we had a staffie a few years ago

the guy was pure muscle

[clear prism]

Actual beast

[tulip ravine]

then as a kid i had a rottweiler, some guy tried breaking in so dad let dog out, pinned guy to floor when me dad got hold of him she waited by my dad till the police came wouldnt leave his side,

[clear prism]

Get the harpoons

[tulip ravine]

rottweilers are amazing if properly trained

[pastel quartz]

i think im gonna get a blahaj for my dog

[tulip ravine]

blahaj

[tulip ravine]

10k a month please

[clear prism]

New York 💀

[pastel quartz]

something wrong with it?

[remote vine]

What a steal

[clear prism]

There is nothing new in York, false advertisement

[tulip ravine]

did i say that i find the name funny

[pastel quartz]

what does a shark have to do anything with gays

[fading shuttle]

[clear prism]

🤔

[pastel quartz]

it's a fucking shark plushie

[warm fossil]

homophobic dog my beloved

[clear prism]

What about it

[tulip ravine]

i dont think its designed for that pal but no be careful, plushies can be a bad idea if they arent designed for a dog

[pastel quartz]

Bear

[clear prism]

Bear

[mild gyro]

Eft?

[pastel quartz]

she was playing with worse things in the past

[tulip ravine]

Fair, i just know people who buy dogs who play aggresivley a standard teddy then wonderd why it was eating the fluff and shit

[pastel quartz]

(dead animals random bones ect)

[tulip ravine]

in fairness i think thats more instinct then anything

[pastel quartz]

we have a lot of fluff around the house and she's not eating it

[tulip ravine]

my old dog used roll around in horse shit

[clear prism]

If I ever get a dog, I am training that bad boy to be a proper beast

[pastel quartz]

she ate some compost a few days ago

[tulip ravine]

try and get it police trained

[pastel quartz]

(yes she smelled like shite)

[tulip ravine]

find a trainer whos ex k9 trainer

they turn em into a different breed basically its mad

[ruby minnow]

i know as a kid i hit a car with my bike at high speed

[pastel quartz]

or bikers

[ruby minnow]

the girl that was driving the car was really scared

[pastel quartz]

insurance money

[remote vine]

Did you do a flip

[ruby minnow]

nope

just hit it and fell off

but didn't get hurt

[remote vine]

Ah damn

[pastel quartz]

(a year ago i broke my hand after falling of a bike because i drove over a glass bottle that was in the grass)

atleast i got like 60 bucks from it

[tulip ravine]

the only kind of injury ive has was breaking my hand aswell

can now dislocate thumb whenever its pretty funny

[ruby minnow]

i never had a serious injury

[pastel quartz]

i also cut open the back of my head as a kid

[tulip ravine]

i can do a almost perfect straight thumbs up

[pastel quartz]

got a scar from it

[ruby minnow]

well i got an infection on my leg

and couldn't walk properly for awhile

[tulip ravine]

oh wait tell a lie

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011323648583422042/1016290014335877170/roblox-meme-39.jpg

[stone blade]

alooo

[tulip ravine]

you know them old science kits you got as a kod

[pastel quartz]

same!!!!!!!

[tulip ravine]

kid*

[pastel quartz]

omgg!! wsam4e

[ruby minnow]

ALOOOO

[tulip ravine]

12 year old me decided open test tube in my mouth

[pastel quartz]

cool?

[tulip ravine]

the fucker shatterd didnt it

[stone blade]

ALOOOOOO!??!?!?

[ruby minnow]

ALOOOOOOOO

[stone blade]

HELLLOOOOOO

[ruby minnow]

CANNOT HEAR YOU

ALOOOO

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1104356477751271454/kjs5kxqe84ya1.png

[tulip ravine]

ello ivan

[stone blade]

DAAAAAA

[pastel quartz]

BAJO JAJO BAJO JAJO

[ruby minnow]

EVETTTTT

[stone blade]

DAAAAA

[tulip ravine]

NOW WE ARE READY TO SAIL FOR THE HORN

[stone blade]

ISHALLAHHHHHH

[pastel quartz]

(ja ci dam kurwa bajo jajo ty pierdolony bambusie w dupe zajebany jest weekend do kurwy nędzy zamknij pysk i siedź na dupie)

[ruby minnow]

ELHAMDURILLAHHHHHHHHH

[tulip ravine]

mashallah brother ivan

[stone blade]

🤝🤝🤝🤝

this was a conversation and a half

im ss this

[runic kernel]

Helllp ive reinstalled R6

[wicked oasis]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT

[pastel quartz]

deinstall it?

[clear prism]

The fuck 😂

[tulip ravine]

RIP

[pastel quartz]

worst mistake ever made

[wicked oasis]

Damn

[ruby minnow]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[pastel quartz]

dad i have a dog, wanna see?

[tulip ravine]

its pirate time

[runic kernel]

Show now

[tulip ravine]

i saw a british ship with sugar

[runic kernel]

Thats a good bupper

[pastel quartz]

LET'S GO I FOUND A PLAYBOY

in stalker

[pastel quartz]

whats a bupper

[tulip ravine]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[ruby minnow]

live feed from ivans house

[tulip ravine]

-10 rep didnt use wine

[modest mirage]

@ruby minnow frens :3

[ruby minnow]

no frens

we skallywags now

[tulip ravine]

[pastel quartz]

cam i be fwens wit hu

[runic kernel]

A friend

[pastel quartz]

wails of a victim almost as tragic as victims of a whale

[modest mirage]

Yuss!!!! Frens!! :3

[clear prism]

😐

[pastel quartz]

weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[clear prism]

Degeneracy has risen again

[tulip ravine]

what is your swashbuckling piracy skallywag name
Your first name: your credit card number
Your middle name: Expiry Date
Your last name: 3 numbers of back

[tulip ravine]

always has been

[pastel quartz]

yup

[tulip ravine]

you cant avoid it simply delay it

[robust cove]

NO BLOODY DEGENERACY ON ME SHIP YOU FUCKIN SCALLYWAGS

[clear prism]

It makes me cringe internally but unfortunately, this is the reality we now have to deal with because of Drewski

[fading shuttle]

it used to be worse

[pastel quartz]

cant we just get a room

[fading shuttle]

its still bad but when i consider how it was before, its tolerable

[pastel quartz]

true

[clear prism]

Also true

[robust cove]

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SKANK

[fading shuttle]

the fuck do you mean true, were you here?

[clear prism]

Just because it is not as bad as before, it could still be better

[pastel quartz]

i was always here

[queen finch]

im gonna fuck a Blunderbussy

[pastel quartz]

(im lying)

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1045440838781645011/uncaption-1-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

eww

[robust cove]

FUCKIN CABIN BOYS ALWAYS TALKIN ABOUT "BLUNDERBUSSY" AND "sUSSY BAKAS"

[pastel quartz]

.

.

[clear prism]

😂

[wicked oasis]

Shiver me exoskeleton

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-jerma985-gif-25449077

[robust cove]

topical

[tulip ravine]

what game should i play lads

[wicked oasis]

Black wake

[pastel quartz]

what game should i play too ;c

stalker

[queen finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4_zt32tqpE

[wicked oasis]

Sea of thieves

[tulip ravine]

its a shame blackwake died

[pastel quartz]

its too big;c

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[pastel quartz]

no it aint

[queen finch]

Play Rising Storm 2

[pastel quartz]

yes, i dotn even have space for it

that sounds like a you problem lad

[tulip ravine]

rising storm 2 is based but im with family i dont fancy getting a slap round back of head

[tulip ravine]

just make space

download a hard drive online free 100% work

[pastel quartz]

download free ram

[tulip ravine]

download a 3090

[wicked oasis]

FTL

[pastel quartz]

starsector is better

[wicked oasis]

Then play that

[pastel quartz]

or there was another game where you could build ships urself

[pastel quartz]

i got nothing to do with that :c i finished my run
and im too lazy to find new mods

[tulip ravine]

cringe

play arma 3

[pastel quartz]

i dont have it

[tulip ravine]

oh wait

you can get command and conquer red alert and dune 2000 for free

on open ra irrc its called

pretty cool

[pastel quartz]

arent these games singleplayer

[tulip ravine]

yeah

and multiplayer

[pastel quartz]

i dont care if theyre free or not then, i can crack them

[tulip ravine]

why would you crack a free game

bit silly

[pastel quartz]

no i-

hmph

not what i mean.. gosh

[wicked oasis]

Tarkov